Daz has some genius ideas. The sharpie bandits having it tattooed permanently is hilarious. Dave with the sausage guy “he’ll have plenty of sausage in jail”. I’d say it’ll be a sausage fest. 😂 The city of Atlanta has some pretty nice high definition surveillance systems too- First 48 Atlanta shows the quality of them when investigating homicides. Correction officers and the entire jail population will likely turn their back on confirmed child molesters being killed in their cells or anywhere in the jail, but who wouldn’t!
@@rukus9585 No we don't. I have been almost everywhere in the US and I never heard grass as a word for informant. Grass has always been slang for weed and nothing more.
The Sharpie bandits were charged with second degree burglary. I hope they were also charged with first degree stupidity and got at least five years for that last charge.
My LP officer told me a story of a girl that had shown up to orientation or training out of dress code. She was told she needed to be in dress code, so she went out to the sales floor and stole clothes. Changed in the changing room and went back to work. They confronted her and she tried to say she went home and changed.
Oh shit, that taxi robbery looks like it happened somewhere in my area! I can immediately tell by the 69 News watermark on the top left. That's my local news channel lmao wild. bet it was the town over. they get a lot of crime there Edit: So it was actually 45 minutes away from me in the _other_ town that gets a lot of crime. The 18 year old who did the mugging apologized for it and claimed he was under the influence of K-2 spice (synthetic marijuana). The gun was a pellet gun as well. He was a high school senior at the time
Even to say we need to permanently cut the fingers off of people who rob with guns or knives is so weird too. This isn't Babylon or some ancient society where they had vigilante justice
No, he was talking about the haircut, which I've noticed as well. It's not egregious here at all, but out of males of different ethnicities, certain fringe haircuts are only popular with Slavs. Stuff like this :D : en.chessbase.com/portals/4/files/news/2005/ponomariov01.jpg You can instantly tell that guy's Slavic even if you block his face with you hand.
One thing to rob someone, the penalty (At least in the US) goes up drastically when you have a weapon, then even more-so if the weapon was real and loaded. Now it can be Robbery with a deadly weapon, even attempted murder depending on how the prosecution wants to handle it.
Third clip would have an armed robbery charge given to both individuals and at least for the other one being an associate to an armed robbery which does have a minimum sentence length of ten years in jail, and you can get slapped with that charge if you leave the scene of the crime WITH a gun in hand, you might go into a place without one but the second you leave with one visibly in your hands you will get slapped with an armed robbery charge even if you went in without it and took it from the store.
I used to work for an old Sicilian man here in America. He lived in Sicily when Mussolini was the Prime Minister. He used to say that if you were caught stealing, they would cut off your hand.
Daz might be onto something about removing fingers for gun crimes. Not only would you be able to tell what they did, they won’t be able to pull a trigger, too. The more crimes, more fingers… just sayin’
When I was a store manager. A stupid girl stole a bunch of stuff from the store and tooks pics and uploaded them to facebook and then friended me on facebook. I sent her an instant message and all I said was "great dress, you should wear it to your next interview. You're FIRED"
Giants vs. Packers Oct 9 @ Hotspur Stadium!!!!! Go get your tix boys. Need a live reaction of Mike and Daz trying to outdrink one another in the stands. #GoPackGo
I think a good Law would be that whenever a person is sentenced for a crime they get minimum sentence for first time and then if they get caught again doing the same crime then they double the sentence, then if they do it again they triple the sentence and just go on from there. So if you got 10 years first time, then 20 years second time, then 30 and so on.
I watch some of the police shows from the UK on TH-cam and I would say 80% of the people who get caught on those shows have no charges filed against them. They literally have a video of a man running from a car that is still moving on a city street, runs from the cops gets arrested and at the end it says "charges were not filed for this individual" What's the point of having cops then?
For whatever reason, Dave's neighbor screwing with his trash cans angered me. Maybe it's just different over there, but people get curb stomped or shot for petty stuff like that over here. There's a show on A&E called neighbor wars, and they're usually in the nicer, more docile neighborhoods.
Daz says oregano the American English way. When we watch Great British Bake Off we notice most of the contestants on there say it like Mike and Dave.
Daz has some genius ideas. The sharpie bandits having it tattooed permanently is hilarious. Dave with the sausage guy “he’ll have plenty of sausage in jail”. I’d say it’ll be a sausage fest. 😂
The city of Atlanta has some pretty nice high definition surveillance systems too- First 48 Atlanta shows the quality of them when investigating homicides.
Correction officers and the entire jail population will likely turn their back on confirmed child molesters being killed in their cells or anywhere in the jail, but who wouldn’t!
Those botched robberies remind me of the movie "Snatch" hilarious..
I needed to look up the word grass in Britain. A grass is a police informant for my fellow Americans.
Holy hell, you didn't know that? We say that even in America sometimes.
@@rukus9585 No we don't. I have been almost everywhere in the US and I never heard grass as a word for informant. Grass has always been slang for weed and nothing more.
Pretty sure China is the most surveilled nation and then the UK.
OMG...😂😂😂😂The ones drew on their faces are sttttuuuuuiippidd. 😂😂😂😂
The first guy couldve easily succeeded if he just reversed until he reached the door XD
Exactly what I thought. Guy isn't just stupid, he's also too lazy to finish the damn job.
The Sharpie bandits were charged with second degree burglary. I hope they were also charged with first degree stupidity and got at least five years for that last charge.
My LP officer told me a story of a girl that had shown up to orientation or training out of dress code. She was told she needed to be in dress code, so she went out to the sales floor and stole clothes. Changed in the changing room and went back to work. They confronted her and she tried to say she went home and changed.
why didn't the first guy just back up closer to the door??
The chain looked long enough even after it broke off, it wasn't even pulled all the way
6k cash for 10yrs locked up definitely ain't worth it
Oh shit, that taxi robbery looks like it happened somewhere in my area! I can immediately tell by the 69 News watermark on the top left. That's my local news channel lmao wild. bet it was the town over. they get a lot of crime there
Edit: So it was actually 45 minutes away from me in the _other_ town that gets a lot of crime. The 18 year old who did the mugging apologized for it and claimed he was under the influence of K-2 spice (synthetic marijuana). The gun was a pellet gun as well. He was a high school senior at the time
@7:05 so having dark hair and eyes makes you not english? Aren't eastern europeans white or am I missing something ?
I was just about to comment on this?? he could've been born and raised here as well as his parents crazy to just assume he's not.
Even to say we need to permanently cut the fingers off of people who rob with guns or knives is so weird too. This isn't Babylon or some ancient society where they had vigilante justice
No, he was talking about the haircut, which I've noticed as well. It's not egregious here at all, but out of males of different ethnicities, certain fringe haircuts are only popular with Slavs. Stuff like this :D : en.chessbase.com/portals/4/files/news/2005/ponomariov01.jpg You can instantly tell that guy's Slavic even if you block his face with you hand.
A wild Mike suddenly appeared!
One thing to rob someone, the penalty (At least in the US) goes up drastically when you have a weapon, then even more-so if the weapon was real and loaded. Now it can be Robbery with a deadly weapon, even attempted murder depending on how the prosecution wants to handle it.
the guys with painted faces...they are so Beavis and Butthead
Third clip would have an armed robbery charge given to both individuals and at least for the other one being an associate to an armed robbery which does have a minimum sentence length of ten years in jail, and you can get slapped with that charge if you leave the scene of the crime WITH a gun in hand, you might go into a place without one but the second you leave with one visibly in your hands you will get slapped with an armed robbery charge even if you went in without it and took it from the store.
I used to work for an old Sicilian man here in America. He lived in Sicily when Mussolini was the Prime Minister. He used to say that if you were caught stealing, they would cut off your hand.
So what’s the point of a stolen phone. Wouldn’t they know it’s a stolen phone when you try to activate it?
I worked in a prison for 5 years, most of them were dumb.
And not very good looking either lol.
@@Jackholiday1025 lol
Daz might be onto something about removing fingers for gun crimes. Not only would you be able to tell what they did, they won’t be able to pull a trigger, too. The more crimes, more fingers… just sayin’
When I was a store manager. A stupid girl stole a bunch of stuff from the store and tooks pics and uploaded them to facebook and then friended me on facebook. I sent her an instant message and all I said was "great dress, you should wear it to your next interview. You're FIRED"
Giants vs. Packers Oct 9 @ Hotspur Stadium!!!!! Go get your tix boys. Need a live reaction of Mike and Daz trying to outdrink one another in the stands. #GoPackGo
I think a good Law would be that whenever a person is sentenced for a crime they get minimum sentence for first time and then if they get caught again doing the same crime then they double the sentence, then if they do it again they triple the sentence and just go on from there. So if you got 10 years first time, then 20 years second time, then 30 and so on.
Office Blokes 🥳🥳🥳🥳
I love your reactions. Love from South Aaaaaprika🇿🇦 .
"we're the most surveilled nation on earth..." XD
I watch some of the police shows from the UK on TH-cam and I would say 80% of the people who get caught on those shows have no charges filed against them. They literally have a video of a man running from a car that is still moving on a city street, runs from the cops gets arrested and at the end it says "charges were not filed for this individual" What's the point of having cops then?
The snoop dogg show is up at the time of this upload. It's absolutely fantastic
Just saw Daz on ITV news 😆 enjoy the game mate 👌
For whatever reason, Dave's neighbor screwing with his trash cans angered me. Maybe it's just different over there, but people get curb stomped or shot for petty stuff like that over here. There's a show on A&E called neighbor wars, and they're usually in the nicer, more docile neighborhoods.
11:01 that was Daz's nickname in high school
Social media has really made it easy to catch some of these criminals. Sigh.
All these criminals just need to be purged from society damn oxygen thieves breathing my precious air
I would be afraid to go anywhere with Dave lol
HA the gloating one in the thumbnail
Love being reminded that she exists
Im thinking a "Grass" is English slang for a snitch or informant...
Cheers, from Miami florida
I’m with daz on “oregano” pronunciation. Is it different across England or did alittle America rub off on daz 🤷♀️
Don't set up a TH-cam channel using a vpn. If you happen to be successful, you won't get your money.
The Uber guy got 5-10 in 2016. He could be out by now.
Y'all are the 4th. China is the 1st, then the US, and 3rd is Germany
"It's a cry for help" imagine if all criminals of all race could be viewed that way first
Exactly
9:53 what is the word that Office Bloke Dave is saying?? I know what he means (a rat across the pond) is he saying a grass or a grouse, or something??
Grass/grasser
to be fair, in the states you might do 10 years in jail but the charges follow you as a felony on your record for life. its actually more brutal
expected
# Katt Williams you guys should check out his video about how he loves paula deen
911 likes on this lol weirdly fitting, NOBODY LIKE THIS VIDEO xP jk it needs 88 more likes to fit you lads’s country though (999) :p
DO NOT EVER compare some tart to the greatest Songwriter to ever live. Thanks.