@@thecursed01 I think there was another 4chan Greentext video where the OP dates a woman who brought a goddamm pet snake wrapped around her neck in a restaurant
As someone who feeds 13 raccoons every night and have raised some of them from babies myself. They let me pet them and ive named most of them. If I have a soul mate-this is it. Too bad it's fake and gay.
Hey she can't be any worse than the lady another guy went on a date with that tried to act like an actual cat, meowing, growling and throwing other slapping other people's coffees onto the floor.
Must be the same guy who dated the snake lady
"snake lady" isn't that quphemism? XD
@@thecursed01 I think there was another 4chan Greentext video where the OP dates a woman who brought a goddamm pet snake wrapped around her neck in a restaurant
As someone who feeds 13 raccoons every night and have raised some of them from babies myself. They let me pet them and ive named most of them. If I have a soul mate-this is it. Too bad it's fake and gay.
you'll find her one day darren
She's a keeper anon
A raccoon keeper
THis legit just sounds like the plot of anime
Titled "My girlfriend is a raccoon mom? What's next!"
Fake: Anon talking to a woman
Gay: Raccoon is disgusted by Anons 'chocolate bar'
it could be a female raccoon
Get a life
"Who knows where life will take me next?"
Tetanus
Lyme
Rabies
Spin the wheel!
she raised them as babies bro ☠️
she is too good for him
Literal Disney Princess
ok its weird that she has them but its not weirder that she names them, ye gotta name ur kids.
I hope the FBI doesn't get wind of this.
Or Fish & Wildlife.
It's the ATF you gotta worry about, they have a history of pet slaying.
why is there always a racoon named bandit
its the same as an orange cat named garfield,
Or german shepherd called rex
or in recent times, pitbull named princess
just fits
Anon is dating a tanuki lmao 😂
Obligatory IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME!! ❤
Where are these women and how can I meet them?
In abandoned ruins feeding racoons, didn't u read the story?
The ultra mega super duper rare (joke)
He is the weird one.
I swear to God if anon doesn’t marry this woman I WILL!!!
Least fake 4chan story
Hey she can't be any worse than the lady another guy went on a date with that tried to act like an actual cat, meowing, growling and throwing other slapping other people's coffees onto the floor.
no way she just grabs a strangers hand lol
'Lucy' is one of then crazy girl names
Plot twist: anon is actually a racoon
Wonderful piece of fiction anon
Is that stelle from honkai star rail
It aint weird to name pet animals. Idk if raccoons should be kept tho
People have been keeping them as pets for decades.
peak
Racoon girl?
Who were the other 3 souls? Another 3 simps, i assume?
cute