Kailey Williams I thought it was cause the dad came home late but the mailman came home around the time the dad should have arrived so it should have been the dad not the mailman but u could be right idk
Heres a love story.... Me: I love you Wife: Awww, I love you too! Me: I will never leave you! Wife: I would never leave you too!! Me: You are so beautiful^^ Wife: Hehe^^ and your handsome Me: *I was talking to the food* Wife: *Bruh*
Who else remembered when she had background music and her logo "KYUTIE" popped up before the video...I do.. Edit: omg, thankyou for the 107 likes, it's nice to know that fans still remember :> I love you guys Edit 2: 314 LIKES! WOW, YALL ARE AMAZING Edit 3: 400 LIKES, DAMN I FREAKING LOVE YALL Edit 4: 518! Damn, thankyou guys/girls so much Edit 5: DAMN 600 LIKES .. THANKYOU SO SO MUCH! Edit 6: 700+ LIKES, OMG...I LOVE YOU GUYS #KYUTIEFAM Edit 7: thankyou for 1k+ likes, it means alot .... THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU SO MUCH
relatable posts: don't you just hate it when your daughter basically kills everyone including her biological mailman father and you realize you're not the father? "yOu aRE nOt ThE FaTHeR!!111!11!!!!111!!"
"Boy- hey Girl-doesn't say anything- Boy- I really like you Girl- doesn't say anything- Boy- ok, I love you Girl- still isn't saying nothin! Boy- and I never wanna let u go. Girl- remains silence Boy- kisses girl Boy- eats girl Girl was Doritos the whole time"
Me: I love you Bf: ... silent ... Me: lets get together Bf: ... silent still ... Me: ( puts ring on Bf ) Me: ( eats boyfriend ) Boyfriend was a Haribo bear with a gummy ring over him
One time we were at the beach (I was like 2 or 3) And according to my mom, the weather was perfect that day. Not a cloud in the sky. At some point I just shot up from the sand and said in an extremely weird voice, "Biiiiiiggggg storm coming" They were all, "Pshhhh yeah ok" and 1 hour later....huge thunderstorm...
When I was reading comments the vid restarted again the when Ellen said, " Boy eats girl " I accidently pressed on the vid of ReactiCorns called, This AI Will Read Your Mind! *Computer Knows Our Thoughts* And in the start of the video Wengie was like, " YASS "
1:44 I had this whole different scenario in my head where instead of saying she was taking selfies, she say “I was taking picture of my boyfriend” and he still says I know 😂 like girl, watch out! 🤣
Heres a funny story: Friend: " So where am I gonna sleep tonight since I'm staying over?" Me: "Sorry, I can't sleep with people, I don't know why." Sister: "Exept for (insert name here." Me: *spurts out water* This actually happened 😖
I've seen your videos for a while kyutie...you're a really great youtuber..i admire creators like you who dedicate so much time to upload for us it's really appreciated...you've helped inspire me to create my own content now..may never be as big as you but I will always support what you do!
You think those are funny? My family went to a Chinese place and we all opened our fortune cookies there. My brother stole my fortune and put it in his mountain dew. When I'm finally on the brink of tears my mom laughs with my brother, picks my fortune from her lap, hands it to me and says 'that was my fortune.' I almost cried in the middle of a restaurant.
Why I like your channel is because you get to the video fast without tiring us and you are so cute and funny. I enjoy your videos a lot. They make me ile and laugh. Plz make more short storys and I hope you see this message
Where do they get a heart to transplant? Do they volunter to lose their life to save another? Or they rip the heart out from an aleardy deceased person? Or maybe it it from an animal? Btw i know this is a really dumb question, just curious tho.
Non-mechanical heart transplants come from deceased human donors. Some black market hearts might be harvested from living humans. (for example, prisoners of a corrupt or totalitarian government) Some people are working on making heart transplants from pigs a viable medical option; organ rejection is one of the obvious obstacles to be overcome.
3:50 so was the mom cheating with the mailman and the mailman was the father of the child who predicted all of the deaths
Kailey Williams
Yeah
Kailey Williams I thought it was cause the dad came home late but the mailman came home around the time the dad should have arrived so it should have been the dad not the mailman but u could be right idk
Then I feel bad for the mom, because both late grandparents must be on the mom's side. Except if the mailman is somehow blood related to the father
I don't know, but that would be one heck of a way to find out they were cheating XD
well he died so revenge
The one where the little girl predicted the future scared me to death. The Doritos one tho was so funny!!!!😹
Addison Quinn IKR
Same here…
Ikr
Ikr
Ikr
A touching story
Boy: Touches girls hand
Next day
Girl: Touches boys hand
YAHA I THOUGHT IT WAS ..OMG OMG OMG OMG LOL
Lmao
lmao 😅
Oop I get it
What
Heres a love story....
Me: I love you
Wife: Awww, I love you too!
Me: I will never leave you!
Wife: I would never leave you too!!
Me: You are so beautiful^^
Wife: Hehe^^ and your handsome
Me: *I was talking to the food*
Wife: *Bruh*
Lmao
You mean DORITO
Harry Potter hahaha. Are you a Harry Potter fan?
Read it backwards
@Voldemort I just noticed your name
Who else read the thumnail😂
Always do
Living life as Ana 0:46 is the thumbnail!!!🤪
Me
Me and i farted while laughing
Me
Who else remembered when she had background music and her logo "KYUTIE" popped up before the video...I do..
Edit: omg, thankyou for the 107 likes, it's nice to know that fans still remember :> I love you guys
Edit 2: 314 LIKES! WOW, YALL ARE AMAZING
Edit 3: 400 LIKES, DAMN I FREAKING LOVE YALL
Edit 4: 518! Damn, thankyou guys/girls so much
Edit 5: DAMN 600 LIKES .. THANKYOU SO SO MUCH!
Edit 6: 700+ LIKES, OMG...I LOVE YOU GUYS
#KYUTIEFAM
Edit 7: thankyou for 1k+ likes, it means alot .... THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU SO MUCH
Yeah..
Do you know BTS?
오르븐체스가 아녀아
Well their profile pic says it
Oh I remember that, so long ago... also I love your pfp :D
Alyssa Marie same I loved that pop noise
First was me i love me some doritos:)💗
Naydelin Lopez forever alone 😂😭
Naydelin Lopez me tooo
Ikr same
Naydelin Lopez oooo yeee
It's true though!
Doritos are so good!!!!!!!
person: Harry Potter can use magic to fix his glasses
kid: Why can't Harry Potter use his magic to fix his eyes
person: questions everyone about life*
I'm questioning everything now
•O•
Omg so trueeee Btw I’m a H.P fan Who else is with me
This will keep me up till 6 am NO SLEEP FOR MEEE
Thanks dude I won’t sleep tonight
“Oh hell no...say god bless daddy !! “ ME 💀💀💀💀
Thank goodness I'm not alone
Lol same
Still tho.. why did boy even kiss the dorito? Seconds later..
*Eats girl*
i guess he really loves his doritos lol
You sayin u dont do that
Cristina Pastera im a green minded person so i thought............
I kiss my chips😁😆
relatable posts: don't you just hate it when your daughter basically kills everyone including her biological mailman father and you realize you're not the father?
"yOu aRE nOt ThE FaTHeR!!111!11!!!!111!!"
Guinea Pig :o
Some Muary stuff going on here
Guinea Pig eXpOSeD
Guinea Pig "I am your father!!"
y0u'Re n0t mAh dAd
The story with the physic kid means that either
The mother cheated
Or he’s the step dad
CountRising MoonStar the mailman was the sons father and the husband/boyfriend thought it was him
True
JLS Jay Lesnar daughter*
When the little girl said “good-bye daddy”
I was like...
You gotta get rid of the HOLE CHILD.
I'm not blackpinks fan I'm their air conditioner Blink? 🤣 🖤💖
@@lizzy1886 I'm am the wind in the whole world blink😜
Baby blinkeu~♡
And I'm their window watching the whole thing
boy eats girl...
*CANNIBALISM!*
Nvm.
Cec.e_____ _ that's why u watch the whole video
unless....HE WAS A DORITO!?!?!?!
Cec.e_____ _ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Je?
Lol
5:18 Best oneee!!!😂😂😂 By the way, the idiot was the genius. Yeahh, that's true.
Girl: so..
Boy: I guess...
*Boy pulls chair*
Girl: thank you!
Boy: for ...??
*Boy sits on chair*
*Twist*
Girl: T.T **Pulls chair out from under boy and smacks him with it**
@@Yourm0ther 😂😂
Meme Addict woooowwwww
@@Yourm0ther 😂😂😂
That's rude😂
How stereotypical. Boys can be Doritos too OK?
anonymous:) idk if this is a joke or not but I laughed so hard at this 😂😂😂
Alana Drayer lmao yes this was a joke
Yeah
:l
Not really because maybe the person who made the joke was a boy which is reasonable,if you wrote a story you would most likely make it about a girl.
XD XD XD you are cool kyutie ellen
ecks dee
The girl that predicts the future is like HELL NA
The one where the girl predicts the future, I don’t think she was predicting it i think she was the demon 😳
Lol same 😂😂😂
I think she was a murderer!!
@@lilycorn_kittygacha3013 Lol
We’ve found satan.
2:40 probs the first time a buy was happy his wife cheated. lol
Merriam Samaka underrated comment lmao 😂
@@btsislifeu3179 🤣🤣
Guy**
@@YoItsSophie very necessary and relevant to the conversation topic thank you
@@user-ym5uu7fr9e right? That one comment added so much to this conversation.
GIRL WAS DORITOS THE WHOLE TIME
How dare you HOW COULD YOU HATE WATERMELONS 🍉
Joanne Coleman idk they just have a different opinion I guess
Joanne Coleman sorry I don't like watermelons either
Joanne Coleman // Cos they nasty
WHY DO U HATE WARERMELONS
"Boy- hey
Girl-doesn't say anything-
Boy- I really like you
Girl- doesn't say anything-
Boy- ok, I love you
Girl- still isn't saying nothin!
Boy- and I never wanna let u go.
Girl- remains silence
Boy- kisses girl
Boy- eats girl
Girl was Doritos the whole time"
c o z y q u e e n
You literally just copied the first story of this video
Hannie :3 I didn't copy nun. That was a quoted stir up from the video mija.
Hoi
c o z y q u e e n
Ok sorry for the misunderstanding but we couldve just simply watched the video
your mother I think it was a retarded story too.
I read the thumbnail 10 times and I’m laughing so hard😂
Lmao
Sometimes when she narrates them it's like she's reading scary stories.
Haha these are almost as funny as my life
Harlow S. dang
Saaaaaammme
relatable
I relate
Relatable 😂
FIRST!!
Lemme take a selfie
The masterpieces shouldn't be photografed
Mohamad elmaarraoui lol 😂
Basic Liv thx😂
Wow it's original 😂
Alana Drayer 😂
1:07 savage mom🤣🤣😂
IM FREAKINGGG OUTT!!! THIS KID IS IN CONTACT WITH THE OTHER SIDEEEW
I was already laughing at the thumbnail😂😂😂
Who else remembers #jelen? Ah, the good old days
Katie Harding yesss
Katie Harding
👋🏽👋🏽👋🏽👋🏽👋🏽👋🏽👋🏽👋🏽👋🏽YES
good ol days lol
I remember lol
Katie Harding who else jelen
why am I laughing so hard at midnight?!?!
Mori Mori i⃣t⃣s⃣ m⃣i⃣d⃣n⃣i⃣g⃣h⃣t⃣ w⃣h⃣e⃣r⃣e⃣ i⃣m⃣
Doritos are my true soulmate
same
What about muffins ;-; do you betray dem now that EASILY?
Muffin ur a muffin and love dorritos?
What about the muffins!? ;-;
Funny story
Me: I’m so nervous for my first driving test
Uber Passenger:
Lmao
Wait does _jk_ mean
Joke / joking
Or
Just kidding?
Or can you use both? I'm confused qnq
But for all Army's it's *Jungkook* I know😏
Just kidding... ARMYYY BTW
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Eh rm is more my type😊😉
lmaoo yes jk can confuse me when people tell me that over text 😭
Fuck off you fucking bitch
The thumbnail...... IT'S NOT FUNNY IT'S SAD 😭😭😭
Edit: nevermind .....NOT COOL DON'T PLAY WITH MY HEART LIKE THAT 😭
...You know that we can tell that comment wasn't edited. Right?
It's not even edited
;-; it’s not edited
I was watching the video while commenting and Kyutie read and explained that's whack said edit geez
OmmiGosh ! It's called a phone, not even TRYING to be mean
"This BOI is THIRSTY!!! "
Who else stops whatever they are doing, and quickly presses the notification for a new vid. Only me? Okay. *crawls back under my rock* 😂
Robloxgamer Sparklez ME!!!!!
This Was Funny! :3 I Guess But Parts Were Sad Too :(
While it said eats doritos, *I was eating doritos*
And I was eating spit
He looks at me
And I look at him
And he looks a me
And I look at him
cringe master
And I lOoK At him
Titan Izzy yeah because you're looking in a mirror😁😀😉
Instant Noodles Then he kills me
I read ur comments then looked at ur profile pic and i just started laughing because ur profile matches wut u said 😂😂
The man’s a midget
WHERE IS YOUR HATTTTTT?!?!?!???? LOLL 😂😂😂
“Good-bye daddy” “Oh hell no” *i fart* lolzz
Shalela Lily Susaia 😂😂😂
Childs last words lolzz
a very touching story:
girl: i like you
boy: says nothing
girl: i wish i could just kiss you
boy:remains quiet
girl: i love you
boy was just wifi
Me: I love you
Bf: ... silent ...
Me: lets get together
Bf: ... silent still ...
Me: ( puts ring on Bf )
Me: ( eats boyfriend )
Boyfriend was a Haribo bear with a gummy ring over him
3:43 PLOT TWIST
One time we were at the beach (I was like 2 or 3) And according to my mom, the weather was perfect that day. Not a cloud in the sky. At some point I just shot up from the sand and said in an extremely weird voice, "Biiiiiiggggg storm coming" They were all, "Pshhhh yeah ok" and 1 hour later....huge thunderstorm...
Predict my future
Ethan hunt your the idiot you don't know how to spell liar
YOU'RE A METEOROLOGIST
Yadhira TH-camobsessed You're* sorry
:/ Naisha oh crap I dissing myself lol
NOO ONLY ONE MINUTE LATE! AND SOO MUCH COMMENTS!
Lyndsey Ong IKR
Lyndsey Ong well at least your early right?
Many*
Atleast you're that early
Lyndsey Ong I'm 6 hours late.
That went from funny to horror 😂
*Boy eats girl* 😂 The Doritos one was hilarious! But the one where the girl was like predicting the future was kinda scary 😨
IDIOTS UNITE! >w
Yay! GG
0
Here
I'm here =^w^=
AllTh1ngsGeeky WHOOP WHOOP (°▽°)
AllTh1ngsGeeky
I'm here. I just got back from Hot topic. Srry. •w•
I can’t be the only one who realized that Ellen isn’t wearing a hat in this video
The one where the kid said “good-bye daddy” you have to have a dirty mind to understand...he isn’t the dad he’s the ‘daddy’😉😉
Bish
Wtf lmao
Omg
No
oh gwash.
The best love triangle is between me, my bed, and food
I LOVE KYUTIE
Who else got the "Pom wonderful" ad? Because I was terrified
When I was reading comments the vid restarted again the when Ellen said,
" Boy eats girl "
I accidently pressed on the vid of ReactiCorns called,
This AI Will Read Your Mind! *Computer Knows Our Thoughts*
And in the start of the video Wengie was like,
" YASS "
I ♥️ Wengie and Kyutie!!!
.....you mean max eats wengie??
Oml
@@Chokiii0-0 Hello fellow descendants fan!💜💖
ARMY_BLINK_ MOA_ONCE I’m a fan of Descendants fan too!
Kyutie's reactions are the best👍
1:44 I had this whole different scenario in my head where instead of saying she was taking selfies, she say “I was taking picture of my boyfriend” and he still says I know 😂 like girl, watch out! 🤣
I love how you ALWAYE get at least one million views lmao u deserve it
Me: *browsing TH-cam a year after forgetting this channel*
Me: *finds this video*
Me: OH WOW, I FOUND IT!
Heres a funny story:
Friend: " So where am I gonna sleep tonight since I'm staying over?"
Me: "Sorry, I can't sleep with people, I don't know why."
Sister: "Exept for (insert name here."
Me: *spurts out water*
This actually happened 😖
MY OWN FUNNY STORY!!!!
*ThE gOvErMmEnT iS iNdEeD bEeS!!!!!!*
Yeah gov is bees... where the joke?
“Boy eats girl, what in the world.” That rhymed!!
Omg the thumbnail actually got me
The first one tho 😂
Im Army so how I read the thumbnail was like
“Mom: Oh they didn’t tell you who gave her heart?
Girl starts crying
Mom: Jungkook he’s taking a shit
Yey (almost) *COUGH* *COUGH* early yeyyy
#almostearlysquad
*Whezze* .....why am I here Im taking a shit right now (not really BTW)
Valery kawaii 4everr ;3 i was 2 but my coment is wayyyyyyy down there
the non sense person ME TOOOOOOO 😂😂😂
*I LOVE HOW YOU TRY NOT TO BE AWKWARD AT AN AWKWARD MOMENT*
The last one was the funniest in my opinion🤣😂🤣😹😹😂
SHE SLEPT WITH THE MAILMAN
Am I the only one who loves the way she says “reacting”
How are we all still up ?
Gracie Mccoy ikr
It's 7:19 am here
I don't really sleep till like 6:00 :p
Alex Anderson well it almost 12:30 am here
Its 12:30 over here rn ://
Kyutie: SAy GoD bLEsS DaDdy
Me: 🤣
I've seen your videos for a while kyutie...you're a really great youtuber..i admire creators like you who dedicate so much time to upload for us it's really appreciated...you've helped inspire me to create my own content now..may never be as big as you but I will always support what you do!
I love you Ellen! Maybe my wildest dreams will come true and you pin this or ❤️ it?
You think those are funny? My family went to a Chinese place and we all opened our fortune cookies there. My brother stole my fortune and put it in his mountain dew. When I'm finally on the brink of tears my mom laughs with my brother, picks my fortune from her lap, hands it to me and says 'that was my fortune.' I almost cried in the middle of a restaurant.
Sidney Zelenka the one on the thumbnail was lot funnier than that... my opinion.
Levy McGarden my brother and mom switched mine and hers and he put hers in the mtn dew
How is that funny?
Omg I'm dying
he put it in his mountain dew and you almost cried
That's me lol
Any ARMYs excited for the August comeback?💜
BTS & ARMY I am an ARMY but this video has nothing to do with it. Stop being like that.
Just stop. Army's like you should be ashamed to consider yourself as an Army. I respect BTS, but the Army's are basically annoying pieces of shit.
fluffycotton No fuck hahaa all Army’s are like that.
@@whotao-tf1gw They were just asking a question tf
Spillin The Tae The question is annoying.
Why I like your channel is because you get to the video fast without tiring us and you are so cute and funny. I enjoy your videos a lot. They make me ile and laugh. Plz make more short storys and I hope you see this message
Skewers thing when she read the goodbye daddy part, as I said oh hell no kyutie said it at the same time. My reaction, Nanii?!?!?!?
NOT FIRST
Edit 1: OMG 9 LIKES THANK YOU SOOOOO MUCH
Edit 2: 12 LIKES IM PRACTICALLY FAMOUS
Edit 3: OMG 15 LIKES!?!?!?!
Charlotte Vermeiren ME EITHER
O k
Maya Tagudar I am?!?!?
Charlotte Vermeiren you ar
YAAAAY
When there are 2 view and 32 likes 🤔
harlow alexa u can like before u watch
*HMMMMMMMM*
Atila Rose Wait u can???!!!
HugeAnimeFan 1 yes
she slept with the mail man!😱😱
All dark jokes:Well LETS JUST MERGE TOGETHER INTO A VIDEO
Other Dark jokes:Mhmm,yeah,Sounds about right!
*the first one I'm actually dying* 😂😂😂😂
Door more vids like this cutie 😍 love you btw is it ok if I call you cutie btw I am a girl and love your vids btw your actually cute I mentioned do
I know ima little late....but I still wanna know....Ellen did you ever meet your knew bf? P.s love you soo much😊😊💕💜
I was so confused on why it said uploaded on the 16th when for me it’s the 17th 😂
"I was only taking a selfie
I know"
DAAAAAANNNNNGGGG THAT WAS SMOOTH
that last one make me choke on my milk.
THE MILK MAKES YOU BONE *S T R O N G*
I lied the last one. It was pretty smart.
The story in the thumbnail is a video, it's the best
Currently eating Doritos
You are a Doritos
2:40 "Hello from the other siiiiiiiiiiddddddeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!" 🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵
Kyutie after reading each story "dang" 😂😂. Love ya queen 😘😂😂
Based on the comments, her audience seems like people who still use musically
Sophie honestly what I was thinking. I'm used to hanging out with the musical fandoms so this is kinda weird to me.
Ew,I hate musically lmao
Sophie NO DON’T BRING THAT FKIN CRAP UP NO
No wait sorry I MeAnT tIc t0c
I don't...
Sup peeps
yes yes YES IM A DOGE IM A DOGE nice name Doge
Where do they get a heart to transplant? Do they volunter to lose their life to save another? Or they rip the heart out from an aleardy deceased person? Or maybe it it from an animal? Btw i know this is a really dumb question, just curious tho.
I'm pretty sure they donate the heart after somebody has passed.
I think that someone willingly gived up their life to give their heart to someone else.
@@ouioui5854 im not sure its that because when someone passes its because their heart has stopped working, so it wouldnt really be valuable to others.
@@nyee.q.s608 No, actually it could actually works
Non-mechanical heart transplants come from deceased human donors.
Some black market hearts might be harvested from living humans. (for example, prisoners of a corrupt or totalitarian government)
Some people are working on making heart transplants from pigs a viable medical option; organ rejection is one of the obvious obstacles to be overcome.
The thumbnail one takes ‘I gave you my heart’ to a whole new level!
_Boy Eats Girl_
.
.
.
. *Girl was Doritos the whole time* 🍽