Jerry the Awkward Assassin - Jerry gets interrupted while he is working

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  • Jerry just cant get a break can he?
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ความคิดเห็น • 63

  • @mothewarrior854
    @mothewarrior854 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    *is kidnapped and tied up by an assassin interrupts and says* wait.... is this a febreeze commercial?

  • @thecosplaybeast
    @thecosplaybeast 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Can we establish that he apologized to the watcher for NOT shooting them immediately? More of Jerry please! Tie him in with the mafia storyline. I really wanna see those two characters get on each other’s nerves. It’s a sitcom waiting to happen.

  • @pameladuvall6564
    @pameladuvall6564 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    My husband and I enjoyed it! I loved the "can we reschedule" part LOL.
    Assassin: can we reschedule your murder?
    Victim: Sure, sure, how is next Thursday looking for you?

    • @YelahsanedraC
      @YelahsanedraC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well when you put it like that 😂😂😂

  • @destinycarreon1810
    @destinycarreon1810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    “I love you too pumpkin” I SQUEALED

  • @dancemomsrelived
    @dancemomsrelived 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    didn’t think this would be my cup of tea but it was actually really funny lmao

  • @katiewettergren8178
    @katiewettergren8178 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    1:52 me when my parents are yelling at me

  • @cocosaunders3795
    @cocosaunders3795 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    This was so funny 🤣 this literally killed me of laughter 😂

  • @katakana1497
    @katakana1497 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "Where were we?" With me definitely not seeing your face 😛
    "Can we reschedule?" 😆

  • @lindokuhlephiri6037
    @lindokuhlephiri6037 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Do more boyfriend and father ones

  • @tj_lebon3246
    @tj_lebon3246 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    bwahahahahha too funny! I love it.... they should make an entire movie around this genius character...
    ~Jerry the awkward assassin.. starring Dave as Jerry ~ gonna be an oscar movie!

  • @wyld_cosplay
    @wyld_cosplay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    THIS IS ... HILARUOUS! Oh my God, you made by day Dave.
    Thank you so much.
    Love your acting, can't wait for your next video, what ever it will be about!

  • @dipdipmorty
    @dipdipmorty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This would be me if I was an assassin😂😂 "I love you too pumpkin." then the small recap then a call again legit my life story😂😂😂

  • @rustytoeknife4005
    @rustytoeknife4005 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Wow I’m living for this 😂

  • @kezialol
    @kezialol 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    However many ads you put on your future videos I will watch them all, just keep making this kind of gem 💎

  • @robertswist3781
    @robertswist3781 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    🤣🤣🤣
    U:fack, i fack it ap
    Me : *omeost lughing* *lathing like crazy *🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheBookwormMeg
    @TheBookwormMeg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Yessss! Jerry is back!!! One of my favorites. This was hilarious 😂

  • @imbored7670
    @imbored7670 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That’s like a comedy show❤️😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mayaberthoud5885
    @mayaberthoud5885 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    congrats on 3k love!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @unknownwise3097
    @unknownwise3097 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:26 is me when I have homework for the weekend. Lol😂👿😔

  • @edithg6983
    @edithg6983 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    THE MUSIC SCARED THE LIVING SHITS OUT OF ME OMG 😂😭

  • @Lonewolf-yt6kb
    @Lonewolf-yt6kb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Come ooooooon man. You shoulda shot me while the phone was ringing

  • @lol-tk3bt
    @lol-tk3bt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Another awesome roleplay

  • @luciel974
    @luciel974 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I REALLY can’t stop laughing! 😂 I think this is my favourite video by far LMAO

  • @kaylatucker8672
    @kaylatucker8672 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I found that highly enjoyable 😂😂 really made my day even tho it’s like 12 am 😂

  • @gergyta9211
    @gergyta9211 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    100000000000/10, I will watch this for the rest of my life

  • @chloecrawford9404
    @chloecrawford9404 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Yey he's back been looking froward to the next video this one was so good this one has me in stitches so funny

  • @lolapressley26
    @lolapressley26 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Yes! I love your vids keep up the good work bro!🤣🤣🤣😊😊😊

  • @annaalexander6217
    @annaalexander6217 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Reasons to stay single. I loved it great job

  • @DarkFire352
    @DarkFire352 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    LOL!!!!!!!! Every time the phone rings!!!!!!!!

  • @Earthlynads
    @Earthlynads 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    F*ch can I just take a moment I almost shat myself the gun like pointing me I can't 😂😂😂 it felt real in that split second. Hell I didn't expect that but bust say thats what makes your videos amazing

  • @madelynpoulos8653
    @madelynpoulos8653 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Love your channel keep it up 😍😍❤️❤️

  • @scarletdawn665
    @scarletdawn665 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    OMG YES! I LOVE JERRY THE AWKWARD ASSASSIN!! ❤❤ THANK YOU, DAVE!

  • @pennykilgour8923
    @pennykilgour8923 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Aw yay!! You're back. And with an awesome video like always. Been looking forward to another video. It makes me smile so much. How could you betray me like that Jerry? I thought we were just becoming friends...

  • @psidium_
    @psidium_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    *love this dave hope you're doing well ❤*

  • @Moist_Plinth
    @Moist_Plinth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3k subs😱Congrats Dave ❤️

  • @sweetchildomine1620
    @sweetchildomine1620 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is hilarious :)!! I like your videos very much!! Can you make another bully or angry brother video? I loved those so much!!!

  • @jsomebody2289
    @jsomebody2289 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hilarious. This would make a good series.

  • @staciehill3072
    @staciehill3072 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Loved this video so much Dave don't forget you're amazing ❤

  • @lovemusic8273
    @lovemusic8273 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Yeah a new video!! Can you upload. a cute boyfriend video next please?

  • @cocosaunders3795
    @cocosaunders3795 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Best👏🏼video👏🏼ever👏🏼

  • @marieinparis7492
    @marieinparis7492 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ya he was being smart ass to her time to keep him in dog house

  • @imbored7670
    @imbored7670 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    He:shoot me:AAh

  • @HappyFeetAudios
    @HappyFeetAudios 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fantastic video!

  • @charles-eb4bb
    @charles-eb4bb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Duuuude

  • @marieinparis7492
    @marieinparis7492 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hi me babe calling 😂😂😂😂

  • @robynhenry2607
    @robynhenry2607 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yay !!! Your back !!! 🤩🤩

    • @gergyta9211
      @gergyta9211 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      His back? Don't you mean you're back (I'm sooooo sorry but I had to)

  • @kathrynholland6809
    @kathrynholland6809 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love this

  • @skystorm3966
    @skystorm3966 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was to funny ಥ‿ಥ

  • @whathuhwhuh
    @whathuhwhuh 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:27 oh SHIT! A RAT

  • @a.d.1352
    @a.d.1352 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is a possible script for the captive
    Enjoy and sorry for the cursing
    Jerry: is that you, is that
    You: nah bitch
    Jerry: babe
    You: oh shit this is getting good😏 *eats popcorn in corner*
    Someone’s is in trouble when they get home🤣
    Jerry:Sorry about that
    You: no problemo broseph
    Jerry: Alright where were we
    You: god remember you had the gun up and said what are ur last words (get it together man😒
    Jerry: Right right or wait did u already say ur last words
    You: u good u need to talk man because I made my peace😐
    (Phone rings)
    You: ooooooh someone’s in trouble 🤭
    (Points gun at head)
    You: i here u man
    Jerry: can we discuss this another time please
    You: no matter how nice you say that she’s gonna discuss it and probably beat yo ass
    Jerry: babe I’m working
    You: well most of us if we need extra money work at a grocery store but whatever😒
    Jerry: yeah and who payed for that me
    You: you better buy somethin good with my money not that ugly ass Gucci shit😠
    Jerry: your so lucky ur single
    You: ok so now you’ve been stalking me, now that’s a whole nother level of creepy🤨
    Jerry: no I’m not being smart
    You: BITCH *rolls eyes*
    Jerry: ok
    You: *looks at the time*⌚️
    Jerry: jeez man it’s getting hot in here
    You: well then find a better place to murder people, god what an ammeter
    Jerry: im sick a doing this shit, I forgot why I’m killing you anyway
    You: Bitch I’m yo next door neighbor Karen and I accidentally took your casserole dish after a potluck but would give it back and you said “no it’s to late” 😒
    Jerry: piece of shit phone
    You: apple fell apart after Steve Jobs died
    Jerry: dude you have no idea
    You: and that’s why my phone is better
    Jerry: is it better
    You: yeah android is the shit
    Jerry: than an iPhone oh your a droid user
    You: so you retract your statement
    Jerry: no we’re not better I find the iPhone easier to use. I don’t think, I just find the Android is confusing
    You: *mumbles* oh I’m sorry your stupid😏
    Jerry: I am not stupid
    You: says the man who can’t remember who and why he’s murdering me
    Jerry: fuck you you know what, great can’t find my hit list
    You: exhibit A
    Jerry: do you normally have people gardening at this time?
    You: i don’t know are you usually this stupid
    Jerry: you got some really annoying neighbors dude
    You: yeah no shit ur one of them
    Jerry: and they’re really nosy too I had to pretend I was a house inspector or something to get through here...
    You: Jerry that old lady was miss Martel from across the street the mustache didn’t fool her she’s old not stupid
    Jerry: well ok this is awkward
    You: ya think
    Jerry: can we reschedule
    You: oh let me check my calendar.. NO!
    Jerry: like this
    (Phone rings)
    Jerry: it was nice chatting with you
    You: at least this was a good laugh

  • @kylahlynne9215
    @kylahlynne9215 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I loved it

  • @wavcatt
    @wavcatt 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    LOL
    😂🤣🤣

  • @sweetlistenings3324
    @sweetlistenings3324 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol

  • @maddiehewlett1132
    @maddiehewlett1132 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    First x

  • @marieinparis7492
    @marieinparis7492 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Baby don’t call me am working when she calls says she prg or lost the tv remote

  • @sherrymerrill6317
    @sherrymerrill6317 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jashmellow3017
    @jashmellow3017 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I am not an android user..I’m a Samsung user!Jk I have an iPhone-