please do not judge me for the things i said during the myutant solo mode
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Going from super serious Mathmech tutorial to "Myussy" is a kind of whiplash that can only be experienced on the MBT channel
Super serious Mathmech tutorial lmao
Whoever edited this deserves the Congressional Medal of Bravery
correct. hypnocorn is brave enough to be good at yugioh
@hypnocorn
Vlad doing God's work!
Jules and Vlad edit probably the most heinous MBT moments
*Congrussy-nal
MBT: "Why won't Konami let me do product reveals"
also MBT: "have you heard of ovi-positing"
🤣 fr though this was gold
See, the synergy with Metaphys and Water is that they're bad cards, so you never feel bad using them as fodder for the Myutant effects.
Good Solo Mode Konami, it's a bit of a shame the Translator notoriously had to work this one "single-handed".
Those thoughts really ran through his head and he thought, “Yep, this is completely okay.”
Pll
Before the video: "Huh, I wonder why Konami doesn't reach out to more English creators for more than just early box openings"
During the video: "Oh yeah. I remember now"
In which video did he reference Yakub?
@@17-MASY Too many to count now. Bro does that bit like every other day at the moment.
I think in one of the lore videos, don't remember which one though
@@TheMasterBlaze
this is why you never got to promo the dark world structure
Graphussy
I can't believe MBT actually said "Pockets on Shrek, rockets on deck Tell me what's next? Alien sx"
Don’t you remember Yugi’s famous deck in solo mode dark spellian?
So that's two alien archetypes MBT finds attractive now? Myutants and Worms? What's next Alien Slicer Ze'Roll?
clearly Tindangles...
I mean, have you seen Alien Hunter, Mother, Shocktrooper, Stealthbuster and Warrior ? Ooooooooh boy
@@chipslight738 Step on me Alien Mommy.
You say that like we don't all have a crush on the Alien boss monsters already.
The aliens can all share my ass, at once, even
RUN MYUTANT'S RUN YOU'RE NOT THE DANGER YOU'RE IN DANGER
3:02 see this is just a nobel prize level of punning around. As Mr BT says "cut it out" the editor then proceeds to "cut out" a portion of the video, to go to the next section.
Truly one of the videos of all time I must say
Damn, someone at Konami must have gotten their 12-year-old to translate solo mode
Don't insult 12 year-olds like that
Ye olde Google translate
Imagine naming your son "DeepL".
@@ducky36F Google Translate has better grammar than that.
Videos like this are why MBT is my favorite yugituber out there. Always pushing boundaries and progrussing onwards
no way in hell this video is monetizable
MBT had to ask the editor to keep the horny in the video because he knew the editor would've done their best to protect us otherwise
I don't want us to gloss over the fact that the Myutants have literal JO crystals
They must mess with a planes avionics
Mbt: loads of sex jokes
Farfa: accidentally says organism as orgasm
Oh god as a myutant player I am already dreading what he will say
But seriously, why the fuck is the myutant story so horny, no wonder the translation is so shitty, the dude writing it probably did it one-handed and heavily shaking.
RISE MYUTANT ENJOYERS
I'M A YEAR LATE BUT I AM HERE
@@GirlNotControlledByAntss im also a year late. I came here after reading the weirdly written lore text that made me think i was having a stroke
@@undeadinside3571 but... smash right
Seeing all those soft and flaccid noodle monsters made my metal harden. When he proceeded to slap his Cataclysmic Circumcised Chillpill on the board I released all my captured and pent-up energy.
10/10 best video on Youpo- I mean, TH-cam.
Society if Solo mode gave you decent builds of the decks to try out and didnt actively attempt to hurt you with creations beyond human understanding such as Kuriboh danger or Myutant psyframe.
You can tell I'm a huge noob because my first thought was "yeah cause kuriboh discards!" before remembering that kuribohs have to discard at a specific time which danger does not actually let them do
(I'm assuming even if it did the deck would probably suck but that's just kuriboh being weak)
It's so funny. They give you Drytron Herald for the Herald solo mode, but then they give you... Wynn Charmer Nephthys? Specifically versus a version of the deck with the Impcantations and like, actual Ritual support
@@cherrychocolate1434 the Herald solo mode is still the most insulting thing in Master Duel
And then they put you up against True Draco Weather Painters and go "Good luck, fucker"
"There is no way you're handing me Metaphys Myutant and expecting it to win a game."
Me, who lost to Metaphys Myutant because they opened 2 Asymmetaphys and Macro
On MBT's behalf, I apologize to Vladis
The translation in this solo story deserves more judging than MBT... And that's saying something.
If this video doesnt feature the Meet n Fuck song we riot
who's we?
MBT watching weirdly suggestive ASMR videos: "There's no way people get off to this"
Also MBT:
This is like a trainwreck, I can't stop watching it.
Good to see MBT is making sure to never be sponsored by Konami
This is the raw MBT we subscribed for...
This video could kill a victorian era child
YT: "So how fast do you want to get demonetized on this video ?"
Joseph: "Yes."
Me watching farfa: hehe they made silly mistakes
Me watching the same game here: what a terrible day to understand English
In a fight right? Right?
MBT saying "Ovipositing" is something I never expected to see
See the thumbnail:
In a fight right?
Came for Yugioh, got a casual mention of sissy hypno, not disappointed
Meanwhile Plunder Patroll, you're a new crew member on a quick orientation day, capped off with a ship's maiden voyage.
In a fight, right?
I didn't know you could commit war crimes against a language but here we are
You could literally fit so many jojo references into this video I was surprised not to see one
The legacy support will be a myutant that watches sissy hypno
aluber the dubel luber of buber when he hears that a bunch of aliens are breaching containment and absorbing stuff: "my but cheeks are lubed wide open and ready, come at me"
MBT: "Y'all are just too horny"
Also MBT: whatever this is
I better not tell the metaphys discord about this one
Aluber said, “I can handle it.” And that’s how we got Dis Pater.
Joseph is not seeing the pearly gates
Hell is more fun anyway :ap
Me after reading the thumbnail of the video : In a fight , right ??
I'm honestly surprised that one of the gate loaner decks wasn't myutant thunder dragons.
vlad editing this in a permanent state of TrollDespair sounds like the funniest shit to watch ever
Honestly this deck is cool.... sucks that you go like -3 after your opponents ash you.
Vlad. If you are reading this, thank you for editing this. I'm sorry you had to put up with this.
Insert Resident evil William Birkins final form...is that its eye...
I'm so fucking glad the Mr Beast meme is spreading
MBT WILL REGRET POSTING THIS VIDEO ONE DAY!
The only thing worst about the things that come out of joesphs mouth is that I understand so much of it and what does that say about me
Konami has been really dropping the ball with the recent solo modes. Why are we still getting bloody orbs and tickets so often? I want the cards for the archetype, not random BS. The Plunder solo mode looks absolutely awful.
When I thought MBT reached the peak of being sus... Myutant arrived.
It's fine, so long as you get the space elf's help. Don't do it alone.
This is the content I am subscribed for.
I actually pissed myself at “in a fight right?” 😢
MBT= Monster Banging Tuber
It’ll continue the trend of the most dog decks getting solo modes (except Six Sams except for the fact they then used exclusively the shit old ones), I want metaphys to get a solo mode. If nothing else so there’s official answer on what the fuck the metaphys are
Actual myutant lore that konami doesn't want you to know
Imagine if Dire was editing this one instead.
Why do I feel like this is just the plot of the first Thor movie.
world's least horniest yugioh player
These solo campaighns are so fun, best part of the game. Hope they help normies branch out.
Normies? I assume you mean vanillas into the world of tentacle hentai?
@@anemodude9544 I'd take that over the thousandth blue eyes or dark magician deck
I hate the thought of a Myutant dating sim. Especially with the writing of the solo mode making MBT's shenanigans feasible.
Joseph’s fit is 😫 today.
I have a lot of questions but I really do not want any answers
Mbt is an slaaneshi follower confirmed
This just seems like a normal MBT video i dont understand the title
Im judging you joseph
He's ... an artist!
A performace artist...
@@theflaminglizard5166 Many are saying this.
When I cry when I get myutant and arsenal stimulated, making me expansion, then blast
Dammn corona lore goes hard
I was like "damn Dire is used to this by now who is the new guy" and it's fuckin Vlad, acting like he don't say out of pocket shit regularly
Humans called the object "Myutant" ...
Either the main human announcing the name had a speech impediment or he had to sneeze through saying it...
I think Hypnocorn needs their pay doubled for the filth you made them edit.
Myutant Metaphys is honestly just worse Ghoti for Myutants. Creates a nice resource loop with Ascension, Nephthys and Decoy Dragon, but it doesn't give you much else other than occasional removal from Dimension. Whoever thought putting Myutant in a standard water deck is a madman though
Joseph you cant fix every myutant
Is this what making Mathmech guide did to a person?
**** the aliens? Is MBT a Mass Effect fan? 😆
How did he even knows about the scanlations
That's why he's our boi
Man, this translation is an Ojama level train wreck.
In a fight, right? In a fight, right?
We could get Myutant support
Judging commencing
At least you didn't say "orgasm" instead of organism like NUH DEER did
was putting my name in the patrons worth it for this, yes.
*judging you *
im not the only one that hates the mixes konami comes up with for these decks, my least favorites are easily the ones from earlier in the solo mode.
Bro I know what you mean about the translation and strange punctuation. Makes the shit so hard to read 😭
Sorry Hypnocorn
unhinged
Did Jordan Peterson write the Myutant story.
Konamybreally just copy pasted Google translate and called it a day
Sorry about the myutant stuff, sometimes you just see an ET object and just think man imma smash XD
And MBT DOESNT want us to judge him?? Feel likes that’s exactly what he wants.