Joe Schmo | SCP-1504 (SCP Animation)

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    SCP-1504, or Joe Schmo, is a difficult man to contain. Although his speech and interactions seem kind to everyone around him, Joe himself is not so nice. What's even worse is that SCP-1504 is practically invincible. And to top it all off, Joe can control electricity, including prison locks. But Joe Schmo has got a story to tell, and the SCP Foundation is going to need to understand him, one way... or another...
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  • @thedoninator5935
    @thedoninator5935 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4153

    "I once trapped a man in a cage for a week just 'cause I thought he could understand me. Turns out he was deaf"
    *Ouch*

    • @alxphx
      @alxphx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      *internal pain intensifies*

    • @bluebunnythesecond5622
      @bluebunnythesecond5622 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      HA

    • @gusgus7457
      @gusgus7457 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I know I’m being an asshole, but it’s cage
      He did it 😃

    • @orangejuice9102
      @orangejuice9102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      How lovely

    • @hotaru930
      @hotaru930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Owch

  • @vespine1749
    @vespine1749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8021

    Joe Schmo is the guy that talks on his mic while playing with his friends but had no idea it was muted

    • @henrymarckisotto9025
      @henrymarckisotto9025 4 ปีที่แล้ว +241

      Good God have I talked for a significant amount of time without noticing that

    • @captaincanada6105
      @captaincanada6105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      I do that sometimes

    • @dy2290
      @dy2290 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      And that my friend, is why you should have party or voice chat overlay

    • @Lica_The_Furry
      @Lica_The_Furry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@dy2290 to be honest even with overlay i don't notice

    • @Mr_Nikolaev
      @Mr_Nikolaev 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is a good insult.

  • @heisenburger6533
    @heisenburger6533 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5657

    Joe: *beats a person to death*
    Person: Must've been the wind...

    • @fever1
      @fever1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      huh the wind must be having a bad day

    • @Mate-vg2ft
      @Mate-vg2ft 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      Skyrim guard.mp4

    • @krisjinstark4843
      @krisjinstark4843 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@Mate-vg2ft LMFAO SO FUCKING ACCURATE

    • @fishychippy69
      @fishychippy69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yoo relatable🤣

    • @sidneystewart5594
      @sidneystewart5594 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Gotta lay off the jet getting jumpy

  • @hinatatetsuya6244
    @hinatatetsuya6244 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2397

    his power is literally main character-syndrome just gone wrong

    • @mrfred085
      @mrfred085 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Someone like were at 68 likes

    • @MrRhombus
      @MrRhombus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Happy 69 likes!

    • @mrfred085
      @mrfred085 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@MrRhombus thank you

    • @novaenforcer1563
      @novaenforcer1563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      With a bit of deadpool and the oart were people ignored him

    • @thormaxmaximus1905
      @thormaxmaximus1905 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lmaofo gotta that harem too then

  • @Veronica-gi7yc
    @Veronica-gi7yc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3897

    Joe: literally massacres an entire orphanage
    Everyone: man this guy should be the prime Minister

    • @shrektheconqueror3452
      @shrektheconqueror3452 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I ruined your 69 likes

    • @mushroomwhale2326
      @mushroomwhale2326 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Pulse you monster

    • @jekksoskb8147
      @jekksoskb8147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Clem prime when

    • @cdd492
      @cdd492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      CLEM CLEM CLEEMMM *EXPLOSION*
      - THE RUSSIAN BADGER 2019

    • @pali3329
      @pali3329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@shrektheconqueror3452 not nice

  • @rockspoon6528
    @rockspoon6528 4 ปีที่แล้ว +803

    Joe was supposed to die by his brother's hands, now he's a corrupted file in the character folder of the universe.

    • @sneaker_thistle
      @sneaker_thistle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      woah

    • @JERRSTERRR
      @JERRSTERRR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Wait that sorta makes sense tho-

    • @giin97
      @giin97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That's kinda awesome.

    • @Aa-vn5gu
      @Aa-vn5gu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      That also means his model is corrupted and his dialog options are random to other players

    • @franciscojaviercastellonfo277
      @franciscojaviercastellonfo277 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Indeed

  • @garysingh3523
    @garysingh3523 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2997

    Joe: Talks like he's doing an interview and looks at a wall
    Doc: P E R H A P S

    • @kingglitch
      @kingglitch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      👍

    • @MaskedButcher7
      @MaskedButcher7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      He looks at 4th wall breaks

    • @coupdegrace2585
      @coupdegrace2585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      IT'S THREE IN THE MORNING DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH LIKE THAT

    • @yourlasttwobraincells6590
      @yourlasttwobraincells6590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      he timed out

    • @cyanide6544
      @cyanide6544 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The doctor is actually Tim, he also appeared in 035 or the posessive mask vid- I think idk he looks, sounds and seems to have the same name as the guy in that video-

  • @jacobhu4431
    @jacobhu4431 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1871

    He could probably look 096 in the eyes and literally nothing would happen.
    Now that would make one hell of a video.

    • @CyberSlayer128
      @CyberSlayer128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +249

      >presses forehead to forehead with 096
      Joe: fuck you Gollum

    • @ureehueurv
      @ureehueurv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Woah this never occured to me

    • @HuneeBruh
      @HuneeBruh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@CyberSlayer128 mY pReCiOuS

    • @RebelTrooperHoth
      @RebelTrooperHoth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      what about peanut?

    • @avacadotoast5571
      @avacadotoast5571 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@RebelTrooperHoth It would probably run AWAY from him lmao

  • @a_random_person_
    @a_random_person_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4258

    I feel like joe isn't simply unkillable but that death ignores him.

    • @Twister980
      @Twister980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +264

      Isn't Death a little girl anyway? He probably isn't even aware she's being held by the Foundation. Or maybe he DOES know and he's looking for her.

    • @shroomesh6456
      @shroomesh6456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Unless thanos found joe and killed him but I doubt that

    • @Ake-TL
      @Ake-TL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Twister980 I prefer Brothers Death as Death manifestation

    • @Ake-TL
      @Ake-TL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      In many SCPs losing bodily functions( i.e. biological death) but not being dead is like the worst thing to happen to someone

    • @thatrandomnerd6996
      @thatrandomnerd6996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@Ake-TL Dr. Bright would like to have a talk

  • @thelob5429
    @thelob5429 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3359

    He's just a regular guy who found literal plot armour

    • @Human_traain
      @Human_traain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      Oh look there, *plot armor on the ground* lets pick it up

    • @SM-be5dh
      @SM-be5dh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      He's the guy in the music video who does what he wants

    • @boogrs55
      @boogrs55 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      or maybe deadpool with plot armor

    • @TheEldestSoulDrinker
      @TheEldestSoulDrinker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@boogrs55 dead pool IS plot armor

    • @dudupintarolas5214
      @dudupintarolas5214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      hes the protagonist

  • @Solyssey
    @Solyssey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3682

    Joe Schmo-
    Anomalous ability: The Protagonists Plot Armor

  • @JacF6734
    @JacF6734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +422

    Joe Schmo is the character equivalent of when you choose all the evil options in a video game, but the plot doesn't change.

    • @critrabbit8975
      @critrabbit8975 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *cough* *cough* Telltale

    • @Isaax
      @Isaax 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      If this was my life, that'd be a literal nightmare. I mean it's nice to get the "good ending", and being able to do everything would be cool for a while, but the lack of agency is death

  • @radish906
    @radish906 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3003

    He is the perfect introvert’s dream where he doesn’t have to do anything special

    • @o5-814
      @o5-814 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@htoodoh5770 why?

    • @riripari2042
      @riripari2042 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      @@htoodoh5770 I wouldn't mind having that ability. I've got anxiety so being able to walk about knowing absolutely no one is looking at me would be a dream.

    • @antimanti4666
      @antimanti4666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@riripari2042 doesnt sound really healthy mate

    • @fadimations8770
      @fadimations8770 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Riri Pari i agree

    • @fatchicken6978
      @fatchicken6978 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But everything he does is special

  • @somerandomidiot2788
    @somerandomidiot2788 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5063

    Man.... He's the nicest person on here so far, what a great guy.

    • @Swaxeman
      @Swaxeman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      What about 507?

    • @sheeloesreallycool
      @sheeloesreallycool 4 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      Honestly, it’s like he isn’t anomalous at all. I wish he was let go.

    • @TheGameMage_
      @TheGameMage_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      What about 999

    • @themonky7384
      @themonky7384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Ahh a jackeryz pfp

    • @ashtonford2671
      @ashtonford2671 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I think all the human like ones are pretty nice

  • @oatz8449
    @oatz8449 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2981

    You want to be immortal they said it will be fun they said...

  • @themexican_bandit8879
    @themexican_bandit8879 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1548

    Joe: walks through the portal
    Scp001: must have been a apple

    • @viralvegetable2411
      @viralvegetable2411 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      *"Finally, I'm in heaven"*

    • @Battleguild
      @Battleguild 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      Well..it would be a win-win eitherway for him.
      Either the Gate Guardian kills him or he gets into Eden.

    • @orangejuice9102
      @orangejuice9102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Battleguild Damn,I want his power,now

    • @Human_traain
      @Human_traain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@orangejuice9102 its not gonna be fun

    • @orangejuice9102
      @orangejuice9102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Human_traain I know

  • @chinhnguyenbui1787
    @chinhnguyenbui1787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2067

    Everybody asked "who is Joe Schmo ?". But nobody asked " How is Joe Schmo ? "

  • @mrhater2284
    @mrhater2284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1118

    Joe: *punt kicks a toddler*
    Everyone: wow joe you're such a nice guy.

    • @Starwalker168
      @Starwalker168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      i have two quotes
      KICK THE BABY IKE
      YEETUS THAT FEETUS

    • @funman5876
      @funman5876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Starwalker168 ice the baby

    • @500yearsago8
      @500yearsago8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *TRUMP MEMES 👇😂😅️⁩*
      th-cam.com/video/IpMroh6YwE8/w-d-xo.html
      th-cam.com/video/IpMroh6YwE8/w-d-xo.html

    • @lmaobruh4809
      @lmaobruh4809 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      500 years ago stop liking your own comment for a free like

    • @Starwalker168
      @Starwalker168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lmaobruh4809 understandable have a great day

  • @seapop311
    @seapop311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1943

    Why don't they just have Dr. Clef interview him? His anti-reality bending abilities might see through his anomalous ability.

    • @TheGameMage_
      @TheGameMage_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +467

      They are not aware of his reality bending till long after that facilities nuke goes off.
      They put the video recording of this interview through a reality bending filter and found out what he was truly saying, (a part he left out was him taking the gun from the guard outside and attempting to kill himself and failing and crying cause he cant) and his presence at the facility meant no back up to save them so a nuke had to be set off to protect the public. After finding out all this he was bumped up to keter and is still on the loose after escaping

    • @jorienwachukwu466
      @jorienwachukwu466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Becuz Clef would most likely try to kill him.

    • @TheGameMage_
      @TheGameMage_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      Jorie Nwachukwu
      Hes a keter class that caused a mass escape and destruction of a facility. Im pretty sure hes fair game at that point... not that it matters hes still on the loose

    • @seapop311
      @seapop311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@jorienwachukwu466 good point

    • @Commonmistake17348
      @Commonmistake17348 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@TheGameMage_ where did you find that out from

  • @thegrandxbunny2073
    @thegrandxbunny2073 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1345

    He’s basically an evil protagonist painted by the film in a positive light.

    • @captainhpig0105
      @captainhpig0105 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Sounds about right

    • @skullofmetal7
      @skullofmetal7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      An Anti-hero perhaps

    • @dazaway
      @dazaway 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@skullofmetal7 anti anti hero ?

    • @skullofmetal7
      @skullofmetal7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@dazaway have you never heard that term before?

    • @christopherlacost7795
      @christopherlacost7795 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Deadpool

  • @mark4932
    @mark4932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3059

    We need like a whole series of Joe Schmo having his own little adventures

    • @veerchopra6287
      @veerchopra6287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      There is it's called the confinement but the goody two shoes part of him dosent exist

    • @teenspaceman8171
      @teenspaceman8171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yesssssssssssssssssssssss

    • @sneaker_thistle
      @sneaker_thistle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@veerchopra6287 I saw that but everybody can sense the guy and he docent have the power to break locks

    • @wahluigi458
      @wahluigi458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Joe shmoe's bizzare adventures

    • @Prismascape
      @Prismascape 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@wahluigi458 I was gonna say that

  • @Iibraryofruina
    @Iibraryofruina 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3138

    “Hey who is joe”
    “Joe schmo”

  • @dumgrrl
    @dumgrrl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2299

    I cant imagine being him. Bacically being completely alone for eternity that you have to cause complete chaos to cope.

    • @undeadprinceofchaos3731
      @undeadprinceofchaos3731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      It is kinda sad, but at least he found some means to interact with others even if they don’t understand him

    • @Dragonsting21
      @Dragonsting21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Well, we are the only ones who can actually understand what he’s saying and doing. We’re probably the only real company he has.

    • @davionwilliams878
      @davionwilliams878 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I don’t think he’s immortal in Terms of aging since he can get older there could possibly be a way to die of old age

    • @EnderPlayerTV
      @EnderPlayerTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      i would actually enjoy living like this, i could pretty much do everything i'd want.

    • @cryoflip5841
      @cryoflip5841 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He’s kinda like if video game characters like Link came to life and had our outside view.

  • @jpteix
    @jpteix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +901

    Joe: "I will literally kill you"
    Doc: Thank you. That was very nice of you!

  • @propsmovv9299
    @propsmovv9299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2691

    This dude: looks at Shyguy
    Shyguy: *invisible Confusion*

    • @alxphx
      @alxphx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +398

      This dude: looks away from the statue
      The Statue trying to break his neck: visible frustration

    • @user-pk2md5dk2u
      @user-pk2md5dk2u 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      lmao.

    • @comrade8185
      @comrade8185 3 ปีที่แล้ว +327

      @@alxphx the statue would just be like “this guy hasn’t blinked in like 2 hours wtf is going on”

    • @alxphx
      @alxphx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@comrade8185 maybe

    • @mrdeadflower
      @mrdeadflower 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Imagine If 682's ability ignored him

  • @imxhris
    @imxhris 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1950

    Joe: **talks about beating people up.**
    Doc: that’s very nice!
    Joe: **talks about having no regret killing someone**
    Doc: Wow. Interesting. Can I have more information?

    • @selectidiot
      @selectidiot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      i'm not a fan of what they did with Joe.
      in the article interview Joe's a violent ass but he's also desperate for someone to interact with him, he courses the outbreak thinking the nuke will kill him.
      i remember at the end its revealed that if you listen to recordings of Joe when he's not there you hear what he's really saying.

    • @DanielTaylor-is1mg
      @DanielTaylor-is1mg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Damnnnn that’s cool I do the same

    • @bloxy5729
      @bloxy5729 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Hes kinda like a fourth wall breaker

    • @theredcomradeyt8454
      @theredcomradeyt8454 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol

    • @rosetathorn9579
      @rosetathorn9579 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I want to meet this man now! I'd love to be the only one who actually understands him. It would be even better if a portion of his ability was passed on to me as a result! God I want to meet him so badly!

  • @a.w.1499
    @a.w.1499 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1214

    Joe: -beating someone to death, and they're screaming-
    Someone to their friend: Do you hear something?
    Friend: Nah, it's probably just the rain.

  • @colsanders7571
    @colsanders7571 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1774

    I’m liking this guy, everything he says is so nice and positive. I’m sure he would never commit any crimes.

    • @f8arz
      @f8arz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Yea he is so nice

    • @f8arz
      @f8arz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      I like that he loves the poor and children

    • @hurjireepz7021
      @hurjireepz7021 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Yeah yesterday he offered to finish my taco while I was sitting at the park. Such a nice guy.

    • @happyz4743
      @happyz4743 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      He's so nice He broke my 4000$ Computer!

    • @waterman3783
      @waterman3783 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      A week after my grandpa had died he told me he knew who killed my grandpa, and ended up sending the culprit, who was a homeless man to jail for it! I thought it was weird because the other guy lived across the country but at least he helped. I'm so grateful.

  • @dinoman3353
    @dinoman3353 4 ปีที่แล้ว +662

    Doctor:how did you become unkillable?
    Joe:
    *i slapped death in the face and made it cry*

  • @mladen7641
    @mladen7641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1773

    Everyone becomes an Oblivion NPC around this guy.

    • @itsjustdewieman
      @itsjustdewieman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Wonderful weather were having

    • @yeejus9257
      @yeejus9257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Heard any news from the other provinces?

    • @yeejus9257
      @yeejus9257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      goodbye!

    • @sausagelessgumbog2b447
      @sausagelessgumbog2b447 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He's the dovakin while everyone else is Lydia

    • @louis8487
      @louis8487 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I understand the Fighters Guild is hiring new members. Not bad work for some folks.

  • @Cynx210
    @Cynx210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +900

    “You must be denser than the rest”
    ‘Thank you, that’s kind of you to say’

  • @alexklonowski9301
    @alexklonowski9301 3 ปีที่แล้ว +470

    Researcher: there is a keter and hes not that far from here
    Joe: is keter

    • @model0.519
      @model0.519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm the keter Tim

    • @alexklonowski9301
      @alexklonowski9301 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      honestly where did this comment get so many likes from

  • @saintcorvic1194
    @saintcorvic1194 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3102

    This is actually some true talk. If someone did have these abilities their moral compass would deteriorate fast and would do anything just for entertainment.

    • @TigerOTheHarbingersOCataclysms
      @TigerOTheHarbingersOCataclysms 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@polydullmemes3497 if you had these powers yours would probably completely disappear

    • @gianttacogod
      @gianttacogod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Poly Dull that’s not something you should be proud of.

    • @TigerOTheHarbingersOCataclysms
      @TigerOTheHarbingersOCataclysms 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @jigga jaw by fine do you mean no degradation to their moral compass or little degradation to it?
      (I feel like degradation isn't the right word to use but can't think of anything else)

    • @humanseekingtruth6080
      @humanseekingtruth6080 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I disagree, not everyone is the same or feels/thinks the same, a person can choose to do good like a superhero with these powers, instead of being a villain.

    • @humanseekingtruth6080
      @humanseekingtruth6080 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Poly Dull • I’m curious, you find all forms of suffering enjoyable? Or have you found a limit to this in yourself?

  • @tcleocoa6740
    @tcleocoa6740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1498

    Anyone talking with Joe: Wow what a great guy!
    Dr Clef: Sounds like a reality bender to me *pulls out pistol*

    • @TheGameMage_
      @TheGameMage_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Pretty sure he would accept that if clef showed up with his shot gun

    • @slugworth3111
      @slugworth3111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Pulls out Scranton reality anchors

    • @greengreed1475
      @greengreed1475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I don't get it can someone tell me what can Dr clef do?

    • @tcleocoa6740
      @tcleocoa6740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@greengreed1475 Basically, he isn't affected by reality benders and is thought to be a reality bender himself

    • @maeveheart7464
      @maeveheart7464 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      a MexicanNub or a god. Or a reality anchor. There’s a lot of possibilities.

  • @lenepia3
    @lenepia3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2763

    What a nice guy. Why is he even here? He’s just normal except for the whole immortal thing.

    • @therealchaosguy
      @therealchaosguy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      I know right? He's just your average guy

    • @risendarknes6736
      @risendarknes6736 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      Yeah! He's just immortal, what's so bad about that? Nobody cares about his immortality.

    • @brandondaniels2027
      @brandondaniels2027 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      He is so genuine and very kind. He can't be harmed but other than that he is a good guy

    • @collettescott5429
      @collettescott5429 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Why have we not yeeted him at 682 yet? I mean he’s a kinder Dr.Bright!

    • @Scp--wr4xv
      @Scp--wr4xv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      ...

  • @GhostHunterDipperPines
    @GhostHunterDipperPines 3 ปีที่แล้ว +838

    Plot twist: Joe Shmoe is just ticked off that his older brother is TheRubber

    • @Dravis1995
      @Dravis1995 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Oof

    • @Masked_boy32
      @Masked_boy32 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I thought it was him

    • @zukimura1184
      @zukimura1184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Hold on have the same power,have the same voice (6:06)
      hmm that little rubber is sus

    • @mikemihojevich3020
      @mikemihojevich3020 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yeah I replayed it a few times and I realized it was the rubber

    • @Mr.ytpforce57
      @Mr.ytpforce57 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      OFF

  • @vindiesel564
    @vindiesel564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +726

    Joe:*robs a bank
    Bank:”DAMN RATS”

    • @lostmindell
      @lostmindell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ur name and profile pic lmao😂

    • @Drone_D125
      @Drone_D125 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They just pull out ak,s and shoot the rats

    • @natraj8565
      @natraj8565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      222 wow

    • @hinata167
      @hinata167 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh no ghost!

  • @micahhoff6275
    @micahhoff6275 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1807

    Joe Schmo
    is the typa dude to say “I bet you’re wondering how I got into this situation.”

    • @dfrost-3690
      @dfrost-3690 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      You forgot "yup, that's me."

    • @connorbobonnor3440
      @connorbobonnor3440 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      It all started in the summer of 86

    • @computernoober7823
      @computernoober7823 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Micah Hoff is the type of guy that would say “typa”

    • @kamekazi60
      @kamekazi60 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It’s sad you corrected your post but forgot a grammatical error it’s not “typa” it’s type of. Goofy dork

    • @Saurichthys
      @Saurichthys 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      nelson garcia, “typa” is actually just American slang for “type of”

  • @smolbrainhuman1598
    @smolbrainhuman1598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +447

    Everybody always asked "who is Joe Schmo"
    But nobody ever asked "how is Joe Schmo"
    Edit:De fuc why this have 464 likes i just copy and pasted this from another comment but changed the name(but thanks though)

    • @peterporker3763
      @peterporker3763 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well that’s not his actual name just a name people hear

    • @boyo3633
      @boyo3633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why is Joe schmoe

    • @smolbrainhuman1598
      @smolbrainhuman1598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@boyo3633 English
      *100*

    • @CobraCommander2009
      @CobraCommander2009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *sad Joe Schmo noises*

    • @1017bino
      @1017bino 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why is Joe Schmo

  • @thesaladman8400
    @thesaladman8400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +685

    Joe Schmo: _curses The Pope out for a full 3 minutes, using insults that would make even a klansman sailor would go, "You watch you mouth."_
    The Pope: Such a kind man.

    • @ZetsubouGintama
      @ZetsubouGintama 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Joe Schmo: I AM GONNA FUCK A FEAR TURKEY, POPE! LIKE ALUCARD FROM HELLSING!
      Pope: What a virturous young man...

  • @MonkeDreemurr2787196339mOnKeY
    @MonkeDreemurr2787196339mOnKeY 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2113

    The poor slime terrified in the breach, just covering his face

    • @soupbowl6028
      @soupbowl6028 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Keller Harry LOL

    • @w1ndgeneral226
      @w1ndgeneral226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      That was the last time anyone ever saw 999

    • @lorajamnik545
      @lorajamnik545 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Situation is really serious when even 999 is terrified

    • @karlhyetravelerofworlds
      @karlhyetravelerofworlds 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh I hope it dies

    • @enjoyer9542
      @enjoyer9542 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      F’s in the chat

  • @PropagandaDS
    @PropagandaDS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1738

    I love to think Dr. Bright can actually understand him.

    • @markeral2155
      @markeral2155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +227

      Probably Dr. Clef instead cuz anomalies don't affect him

    • @williamsmith6921
      @williamsmith6921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@markeral2155 I didn't think about that, have there been any files of him talking with clef

    • @ninjacreeper1066
      @ninjacreeper1066 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @@williamsmith6921 well they probably wouldn't have doctor clef interview him because no one thinks he's anything more than just invincible, they'd probably find it unnecessary to interview him unless he just happened to be in the same room with the guy by chance.

    • @medic-gg7jo
      @medic-gg7jo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I wonder what would happen, if he got a hold of Dr. Brights amulet. Now, that would be an interesting tale!

    • @Artixtra
      @Artixtra 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@markeral2155 well I dont think it would because he is the anomaly,so talking to clef would just make it out like normal(well 1504s normal)

  • @karenbonds264
    @karenbonds264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +550

    Joe Schmo is what Deadpool would be if he had the powers of Forget-Me-Not.

    • @dingocheez766
      @dingocheez766 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      That is actually a perfect description.

    • @Sir_Bucket
      @Sir_Bucket 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And if he took himself seriously, which makes the character boring for me

    • @wnovo3668
      @wnovo3668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Sir_Bucket he's uninteresting because he takes himself seriously? I feel like there are other things that do make him interesting

    • @zlectricute1906
      @zlectricute1906 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I bet those two would get along really well if they met

    • @travelsizedarchie
      @travelsizedarchie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *Who's forget me not?*

  • @TheNightWatcher1385
    @TheNightWatcher1385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +643

    Plot twist: Everyone can understand him perfectly, they’re just anomalously compelled to behave as if they can’t.

  • @adude8739
    @adude8739 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3899

    Joe Schmo: publicly nukes Russia
    Everyone: he’s such a great guy

    • @abandonedchannel281
      @abandonedchannel281 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Ukraine is gonna love him

    • @burningfish156
      @burningfish156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      "Most people look at him, with terror and fear."
      "But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear."

    • @faqeur2161
      @faqeur2161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      「Lazy Rah」 lol

    • @gakr8493
      @gakr8493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He’s gonna start world war 3

    • @linkeffect82
      @linkeffect82 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@oxkeegxo3196 He never spoke about having children, so there's no certainty on if he even tried, or could have children.
      It's a question I feel of the nature of his power, if it's more of a... concept brought to reality, a kind of idea brought into physical manifestation, that brings into question of what his limits, not just his powers, really are.
      Maybe he can't have a child because in some sense, having a kid keeps him from being "invisible"?
      Children are often seen as a testament to a person's existence in reality, or the mortal plane if you like, so he may not be capable of fathering a child, OR his children would be as invisible as he is.
      One other possibility is that it could be a transference of his power, so he would lose his "outside consequence" ability, maybe even have a reverse affect, where EVERYONE knows and hates him, but there's no certainty.

  • @randomguyonyoutube6183
    @randomguyonyoutube6183 4 ปีที่แล้ว +636

    Joe accidentally put all of his stat points into stealth.

    • @itsjustdewieman
      @itsjustdewieman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Nah deception.

    • @someone5685
      @someone5685 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Tier zoo fans I guess

    • @EvuIt
      @EvuIt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tier zoooooo

    • @youareamelonharry3848
      @youareamelonharry3848 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      when your stealth is to high to get rated
      ㅤ *Stealth*
      ㅤ invisible

    • @Powdered_Toastman
      @Powdered_Toastman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stealth and Speech, actually. Lol

  • @obamaball6578
    @obamaball6578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +884

    Joe: *kills seven children by curb stomping them*
    Random: "I think we should give this man a Oscar"

  • @Ziggy_Zaggy
    @Ziggy_Zaggy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    Such a great guy, nothing really weird about him, other than that whole invincible thing. But he's done so many good things in his life.

    • @Kevin_Theadore1
      @Kevin_Theadore1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      But everybody nosebleeds around him

    • @avacadotoast5571
      @avacadotoast5571 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He's a pretty cool guy. No wonder they let him go live his life.

    • @Hamza_2434
      @Hamza_2434 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

  • @darknessscythe1
    @darknessscythe1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1332

    What if he met one guy who could literally understand him just fine.

    • @RubiixCat
      @RubiixCat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      He would probably do the same as he did with the deaf guy he *thought* could understand him.

    • @eden603
      @eden603 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      dr. bright

    • @frogcom-ni3kl
      @frogcom-ni3kl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      thats a really cute concept. might make a story.

    • @williamsmith6921
      @williamsmith6921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Dr clef is immune to anomaly's

    • @stellarkirbo
      @stellarkirbo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Dr clef is immune to anomalies but since they don’t understand him entirely they can’t find a reason to bring him in and write everything down

  • @Ratcat234
    @Ratcat234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +816

    joe schmo: Ignore everyone, and doing whatever he wants, hurt, bullied, eat, Vice versa...
    but there one:
    CameraMan the one who know the truth

    • @staircatz
      @staircatz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lmao

    • @zombrexozelexi9069
      @zombrexozelexi9069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The people watching the camera-feed must be terrified of him 🤣

    • @someonebehindascreen6902
      @someonebehindascreen6902 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Cameraman: DOC!

    • @PinapMocha
      @PinapMocha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Everyone: **notices nothing**
      Camera Man: **notices everything**
      Joe: Impossible

    • @Dythcr
      @Dythcr 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zombrexozelexi9069 I think the people watching the camera see the good side of him (But camera man knows)

  • @ragedajac1770
    @ragedajac1770 4 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    Joe:kills the half of the foundation
    the other half: he's such a great man

    • @gargoyles9999
      @gargoyles9999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Perfectly balanced, as all things should be

  • @interestingyes3366
    @interestingyes3366 3 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    joe: kills multiple people and admitting it
    dude: have you ever harmed anyone or taking advantage of your abilities

    • @badreedinedjellali1328
      @badreedinedjellali1328 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      he's power is he can break the 4th wall

    • @OneShot-vd8jg
      @OneShot-vd8jg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Joe: no I always care for humans and feel accountability for my not horrible actions

  • @emeraldskies8254
    @emeraldskies8254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +889

    Joe: starts breaking the fourth wall
    Me: oh no he’s breaking *the fourth wall*

    • @crazed-ds7ux
      @crazed-ds7ux 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Me not phased that he broke the fourth wall:finally a cartoon character I can enjoy

    • @marioionion2
      @marioionion2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I imagine if he'll breaking the 5 wall

    • @dufoxboi4525
      @dufoxboi4525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It’s not that he you weren’t phased, you just ignored him because of his anomalous powers

  • @IVIICHAELxx
    @IVIICHAELxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1303

    I wonder if Joe Schmo can beat his anomaly by writing instead of talking.

    • @yaglet7985
      @yaglet7985 3 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      I was wondering the same thing

    • @SANTIGO_DA_1
      @SANTIGO_DA_1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      This was like the third thing that popped into my minf

    • @chair7261
      @chair7261 3 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      Whatever he writes will possibly just turn out different toward others

    • @thisismyfirstusernameimade3007
      @thisismyfirstusernameimade3007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Actions won't really beat the anomaly considering he's constantly committing acts against humanity and nobody cares.

    • @crixxbrixx
      @crixxbrixx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      @@thisismyfirstusernameimade3007 yeah, probably. He hit the doctor in the face and he thought it was a “random nosebleed”

  • @lunaria7067
    @lunaria7067 4 ปีที่แล้ว +595

    I feel like "There is a Keter at this site" was a bit of an understatement...

    • @Drone_D125
      @Drone_D125 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It was 106

    • @NDXL_457
      @NDXL_457 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      There were actually multiple keters like joe schmo and the builder bear

    • @lunaria7067
      @lunaria7067 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@NDXL_457 that's why I made this comment lmao

    • @somerandomorphan2631
      @somerandomorphan2631 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      there needs to be an “CONTAIN THE FUCK OUT OF THIS” after keter

  • @insanity7002
    @insanity7002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    joe: burns a man named dave alive
    dave: man it’s cold in here.. aren’t you cold joe?
    joe: intense stare..

  • @themasteroffear2041
    @themasteroffear2041 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1153

    This is one of the most intriguing scps why can no one hear what he's actually saying

    • @garlicbreadcrumb3653
      @garlicbreadcrumb3653 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      It’s one of his anomalies effects

    • @username8885
      @username8885 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@garlicbreadcrumb3653 no shit

    • @Zadanoire
      @Zadanoire 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      *Cause he is a rare breed of reality warper. The subconscious kind. The kind that reality warp without even knowing its reality warping! To him its just the universe's way of torturing him!*

    • @Sir_Bucket
      @Sir_Bucket 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I personnaly don't like it. It's litteraly a dead pool but less funny

    • @kaidaluck648
      @kaidaluck648 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@Sir_Bucket I'll correct you: It's depressed Deadpool.

  • @aeiouhl
    @aeiouhl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +438

    I’m gonna be honest, Joe Schmoe here looks like Jim from The Office.

    • @pkpantheryt3326
      @pkpantheryt3326 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wow after Pam left him Jim took it real hard

    • @dvorak826
      @dvorak826 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      500 years ago bruh stfu

  • @ethers1442
    @ethers1442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +723

    Honestly, he's probably just some random Joe Schmo.

    • @histranger5808
      @histranger5808 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stop.

    • @thenewbie2750
      @thenewbie2750 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Who is joe?

    • @ethers1442
      @ethers1442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@thenewbie2750 Joe Schmo?

    • @obuIisk
      @obuIisk 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ethers1442 th-cam.com/video/Uf3ouaeB6UQ/w-d-xo.html

    • @barryhere_
      @barryhere_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@obuIiski dont shink i got rick rolled unless its the original.right?

  • @Abnormal_Ghosty876
    @Abnormal_Ghosty876 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    THIS GOT DEADPOOL REAL FAST. THE FOURTH WALL WAS PUNCHED IN THE NOSE. This episode is crazy man

  • @rainischalk-late3540
    @rainischalk-late3540 4 ปีที่แล้ว +433

    *I love how he turned to the camera and talks to it as if he’s in a Disney show-*

    • @janemaria8912
      @janemaria8912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But... That means you noticed him

    • @Hello-sq1ik
      @Hello-sq1ik 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      -------- --------- i pooped --------------

    • @arlosenear4553
      @arlosenear4553 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      -----I peed----

    • @stika1055
      @stika1055 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      --------------i farted--------------,

    • @cablekcub8222
      @cablekcub8222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ----I cried----

  • @Dino-er8tp
    @Dino-er8tp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    "My moral compass is non-existent" no your moral compass is a god damn roulette wheel

    • @maerx5053
      @maerx5053 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No, no, he’s got a point

  • @cameicho6415
    @cameicho6415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1713

    So basically he's a 4th wall breaking protagonist who's tired of everyone and everything praising him. I like the fact he just casually strolls out of the facility while personnel are being maimed to death by SCPs.

    • @yeejus9257
      @yeejus9257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Wdym he's just politely answering questions, Smh watch the video before you comment.

    • @juango500
      @juango500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      absolute unit coming out of the facility as the place is mauled by a keter. badass.

    • @bryanbergmann1133
      @bryanbergmann1133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@yeejus9257 lmao

    • @chrisagha328
      @chrisagha328 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I hope his is a protagonist

    • @pooper8643
      @pooper8643 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wdym he sounds nice ngl

  • @HuneeBruh
    @HuneeBruh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    I wanna see a version where we hear what Tim’s hearing

    • @mrfred085
      @mrfred085 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That would be epic

    • @jakobmiller2255
      @jakobmiller2255 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      This is based off a tape of another youtouber. It shows the interviewers pov.

    • @mkgaca8721
      @mkgaca8721 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@jakobmiller2255 link?

    • @omnical6135
      @omnical6135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jakobmiller2255 LINK???

    • @Toasterlord135
      @Toasterlord135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jakobmiller2255 link

  • @crocodotochiste
    @crocodotochiste 4 ปีที่แล้ว +928

    I want more tales with this guy, why aren't people talking more about him

    • @lydiarose1848
      @lydiarose1848 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Hes not as popular as some of the more flashy scps. And hes not in the game, so they might not look into him as heavily

    • @jasper3447
      @jasper3447 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Gee... I wonder why

    • @Douglas27Akira
      @Douglas27Akira 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      He is juyst a random guy. Kinda forgettable.

    • @NarutoOnePiece
      @NarutoOnePiece 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Lydia Rose if he was in the game you wouldn’t notice! You’d see a helpful NPC and things would keep going wrong

    • @goldenrose223
      @goldenrose223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I want a tale of him interacting with 682. What would happen?

  • @DareMonkey
    @DareMonkey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +618

    Such a nice guy, the dude gave the scientist a hug like he has done with every scientist so far and he cooperated best he could with the scientist... The dude has never done anything with his invincibility that could hurt or rob anyone, he didn't even leave when there was a site wide breach...he could've left considering hes invisible but he didn't...well if you count him stepping out for a few seconds and running to starbucks for the scientist...
    What a nice, compassionate, bright, loving guy😁

    • @Dythcr
      @Dythcr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Joe schmo is the best guy

    • @lizhenrong6842
      @lizhenrong6842 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Ikr,he was so polite

    • @MrHAH-cd9ku
      @MrHAH-cd9ku 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@powski151 What, no, he'd never, we'd know!

    • @damptruff8435
      @damptruff8435 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      peter coglan He was so nice, why are you slandering him

    • @spikemoody1757
      @spikemoody1757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      peter coglan what are you on about, this guy is great as far as SCPs go, aside from his immortality he’s just a nice guy.

  • @Joe-kr3oi
    @Joe-kr3oi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +877

    Fan theory: What if Joe Schmoe actually exists but we keep forgetting about him.

    • @dolmiopaste
      @dolmiopaste 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Nah, I still remember him lmao

    • @Mega-rx9sr
      @Mega-rx9sr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He's like forgetmenot from the x men everybody forgets him

    • @Nobody-707
      @Nobody-707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      like 055

    • @DeathKenshin
      @DeathKenshin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh sh

    • @Couch0C
      @Couch0C 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@SWAGgam155 I forgot.

  • @Dark_Lieutenant
    @Dark_Lieutenant 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    This man is how Skyrims main character would actually be after realizing the chaos and interactions dont matter to anyone.

  • @Alteori
    @Alteori 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2036

    The ending had some strong Cabin in the Woods vibes

    • @Drheims
      @Drheims 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Funny finding you here. Came here because of your reaction video.

    • @rebelcipher
      @rebelcipher 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It’s the woman, the myth, the legend

    • @elizabethgouverneur2972
      @elizabethgouverneur2972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Alteori good to see ya

    • @alloutcomes
      @alloutcomes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I got those vibes so fast

    • @therealveridicalyt497
      @therealveridicalyt497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Alteori Oh hello there nice to see you here

  • @g3nzo533
    @g3nzo533 4 ปีที่แล้ว +492

    Joe Schmo in TheVolgun : **VERY VERY DARK**
    Joe Schmo in SCPAnimated : i have done some pranks and stolen food.

    • @iforgor7883
      @iforgor7883 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      TheVolguns was DARK

    • @lukelblitz3627
      @lukelblitz3627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      "i robbed dozens of banks"
      thats not a prank homie

    • @goodolrainbowpet
      @goodolrainbowpet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      the volgun joe : i might rape and murder your wife
      exploration joe: i pantsed a guy and robbed a bank

    • @MaxSMoke777
      @MaxSMoke777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Man, talking about short attention span and the magically ability to not see what was there, even *THIS* video says he flat out killed people. Some by accident, some on purpose. He's a complete sociopath.

    • @HuneeBruh
      @HuneeBruh 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lukelblitz3627 Morgz would think so

  • @thicctoriasthedogwalker815
    @thicctoriasthedogwalker815 4 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    Joe: “F***k you.”
    “...”
    Doctor: “Thank you.”

    • @blueenderman3322
      @blueenderman3322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *F**k

    • @se7en427
      @se7en427 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Since when does “Fuck” have 5 letters.

    • @se7en427
      @se7en427 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @xero life bruh, I didn’t know the S in fucks came in the middle, lmao

  • @Sam11714
    @Sam11714 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Doc: Oh god! There's a Keter not too far from here!
    Also Doc: In a Keter room

    • @KandyBoy69
      @KandyBoy69 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'd say Euclid.

    • @Sauce_Sensei
      @Sauce_Sensei 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kandy Boy he could literally kill everyone on earth if he wanted, granted it’d take a while but easily possible. Definitely keter

  • @axios4702
    @axios4702 4 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    Plot twist: When Dr Bright shouted the Keter is loose he wasnt joking, he meant Joe Schmoe...

    • @deadlydingus1138
      @deadlydingus1138 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      There’s no way to disprove it.

    • @TheRealRusDaddy
      @TheRealRusDaddy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Demonic Dingus schrodingers keter escape

    • @stellarkirbo
      @stellarkirbo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dr bright?

    • @axios4702
      @axios4702 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@stellarkirbo Search for "The things Dr.Bright isn´t allowed to do at the foundation".

  • @darkscreen106
    @darkscreen106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    Here is an idea: Let him write his answers down on a sheet of paper.
    Maybe you can read it then.

    • @cheeseyeet1009
      @cheeseyeet1009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      But what if the doctor reads it different

    • @darkscreen106
      @darkscreen106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@cheeseyeet1009 It's worth a shot.
      If it works great. If it doesn't who cares.
      He's just some random Joe schmo anyway.

    • @edited115
      @edited115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I believe they tried this, the writing would appear as normalized.

    • @xcept1281
      @xcept1281 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If he writes something mean I think they'll still see it as nice

    • @qm43
      @qm43 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't ynderstand why they don't just record the guy.

  • @pennywiseasmr913
    @pennywiseasmr913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +571

    Me: I’ll want a cup of joe
    Joe: NO NO NO NOOOOOO

    • @cowlemgambino7721
      @cowlemgambino7721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Well after all the normal joes die we will see if he dies

    • @Jun-Kyard
      @Jun-Kyard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I read the NO in pewdiepies voice

    • @mx.sorrow7621
      @mx.sorrow7621 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I
      Only way to kill joe

    • @eggsoftboiled
      @eggsoftboiled 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I see Joe screaming like Mario

    • @thenewbie2750
      @thenewbie2750 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who is joe?

  • @robertshelley4223
    @robertshelley4223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Wait what if he talked to 682???? Would 682 adapt to Joe Schmo and actually be able to understand him? Of course then joe would free him and all he’ll breaks loose.

    • @piratekit3941
      @piratekit3941 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I see two outcomes. 682 flat out eats him, just swallows him whole without any dialogue. He might survive digestion and I assume he'll be crapped out afterwards. Or 682 hears him and they literally sit down at just chat, on their mutual and real hatred of humanity. And then probably a huge breech as Joe opens doors for 682. That's probably something he'd do for a laugh even if 682 didn't find him enjoyable to be around.

  • @technobladefan7791
    @technobladefan7791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +740

    Joe represents a part in all of us that wants to do something, but doesn’t actually do it. There are moments where we want to do something terrible, yet we hide it in our mind and everyone thinks you as normal.

    • @kaminglau4883
      @kaminglau4883 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIEEEESSS

    • @koimeme
      @koimeme 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Same because sometimes i wanna open a car door while its moving and jump out of it

    • @DarthVader-zk6dq
      @DarthVader-zk6dq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I do wonder, what would happen if he met 343, or that double vision one.

    • @Masked_One_1316
      @Masked_One_1316 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Technoblade Fan what is “normal?”

    • @elmerninis
      @elmerninis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me every moment of the day. It’s why I just keep quite spending my time reading suppressing my mind with to much knowledge

  • @memesneverdiememesarelegen7350
    @memesneverdiememesarelegen7350 4 ปีที่แล้ว +760

    Doc: How does King Crimson works?
    Joe: **Explains how it works**
    Doc: Wha-

    • @RyanIsOnYT
      @RyanIsOnYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Honestly king crimson isn’t that confusing

    • @lukelun
      @lukelun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@RyanIsOnYT i mean forcing people to do the actions they where gonna do while removing it from their brains and only you are able to do anything within that time frame is pretty crazy

    • @zombrexozelexi9069
      @zombrexozelexi9069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Considering his ability where everything he is saying gets converted to reasonable and understandable sentences for others, there is a very real chance that if people were to ask questions on things they don't understand then they would get the correct answer to these questions.

    • @coomercast3147
      @coomercast3147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You talk about king crimson BUT NOT D4C

    • @thebulkybalkan1137
      @thebulkybalkan1137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@coomercast3147 yeah d4c Is really confusing

  • @isleofdead1337
    @isleofdead1337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +506

    “He’s just like the rest...” *looks at the camera*
    Me: w... that’s illegal!

  • @dondaledinglebob3724
    @dondaledinglebob3724 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    This man just needs a hug.
    And someone to understand him

  • @anthonygalindo6334
    @anthonygalindo6334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    "Who is Joe"
    *very dangerous question to ask*

  • @possiblymoony
    @possiblymoony 4 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    I love the way he's so chill about this like i'd probably cry because nobody understood.

    • @yaboitoj9409
      @yaboitoj9409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      He probably has already gone through the exestential crisis :/

    • @magiv4205
      @magiv4205 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@yaboitoj9409 Yeah, he's way past that stage. He's given up on hope or rage. Numbness is all that's left.

    • @ghostlygaminggg3823
      @ghostlygaminggg3823 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Judy does stuff I would be just like him but I would be sad early on in life, basically I’d be the horrible person

    • @hiway19891
      @hiway19891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I read the original article after seeing this video, that's actually what happened

  • @LethalMonarch
    @LethalMonarch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +731

    Dr clef is able to understand him since anomalies don’t affect him.

  • @koraegi
    @koraegi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Its sad that this man has never had a genuine interaction with a single soul his whole life and never will

  • @c.easium9012
    @c.easium9012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +856

    Title: Who is Joe schmoe
    Me: Isnt that the prime minister of Australia

    • @echerechie6313
      @echerechie6313 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Facts

    • @TheQuilavaQueen
      @TheQuilavaQueen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yep

    • @zeafu1245
      @zeafu1245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Looks more like Justin truedeau of canada

    • @legoheimerda3rd
      @legoheimerda3rd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The upsidedown prime minister

    • @tylerd.1
      @tylerd.1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I thought I’d known that name!

  • @jalpaauplia4275
    @jalpaauplia4275 4 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    Plot twist:this guy was a player and everyone is npc

    • @funtimefoxy-gacha197
      @funtimefoxy-gacha197 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      XD

    • @_Killkor
      @_Killkor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wow, the AI in "our universe" is really dumb then.
      No wonder, 682 wants to destroy us all. Out of pity.

    • @K0de_Blu3
      @K0de_Blu3 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was thinking the same thing lol it's just a big video game

    • @Moonlit_KingLive
      @Moonlit_KingLive 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is really confusing but then this made it make sense

  • @elisanovelo
    @elisanovelo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +575

    joe schmo: **commits multiple mass homicides in 43 different cities**
    society: he's such a good guy
    joe, age 14: **thinking intensifies**

  • @HarriWasHere
    @HarriWasHere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    what a lovely invincible man with such good manners

  • @gigachad7729
    @gigachad7729 3 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    Pretty sure this guy’s a reality bender. Get Dr. Clef in the room.

    • @randomgreek5682
      @randomgreek5682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Joe: f@ch you
      Cr.Clef: you do know I can hear everything your saying right.
      Joe:shit!

    • @joefish6700
      @joefish6700 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      No we want him untrumatized

  • @Lavapurg
    @Lavapurg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +332

    Joe is such a humble man, he says stuff like causing crimes but he would never! I can't even start to understand why the doc would ask him if he committed any crimes! Joe is the best human the world has ever seen! An angel even!

    • @Xman34washere
      @Xman34washere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      *joe stabs you*

    • @icezombiewolf2994
      @icezombiewolf2994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Xman34 I’m not usually prone to internal bleeding... Sorry about that!

    • @northernfrost
      @northernfrost 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Michael Schaper lmao 🤣

    • @doorsday147
      @doorsday147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Who? The name sounds familiar but idk who your talking about.

    • @game777-q7h
      @game777-q7h 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@doorsday147 joe mama

  • @Mate-vg2ft
    @Mate-vg2ft 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    Imagine the one person that would be able to actually see him. Imagine what he would do just to have him around.

    • @oedipusrex353
      @oedipusrex353 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Joe would just realize that this one guy is staring at him while he's doing shit in the train

    • @Gracynvh
      @Gracynvh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yandere time

    • @J0hnB09
      @J0hnB09 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same thing with the deaf guy... probably Dr clef would be able to understand him, and Dr clef has a shotgun, and can spread his knowledge of him on.

  • @bigg2472
    @bigg2472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Would they understand him if he actually said nice things?

    • @janusinitiative3520
      @janusinitiative3520 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I think,when he's being nice,they perceive him as being awful,the opposite of what we saw in the video. Would explain why his brother tried to kill him

    • @Munderscore
      @Munderscore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i think so. the reason they never understand him normally is because they perceive him as what would be a logical reaction to a situation. for example if someone got hit by a car and everyone was freaking out they would perceive joe as having the same reaction when in reality he probably wouldnt care.

  • @shakyprune3896
    @shakyprune3896 4 ปีที่แล้ว +579

    Dr cleff : STOP PUNCHING ME : this dude: wait wha-

    • @donjreyoung
      @donjreyoung 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Lol I was thinking about him too.

    • @andrewliu6592
      @andrewliu6592 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      reality bender shit

    • @rayenaouadi3190
      @rayenaouadi3190 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      you misspelled Dr. Bright

    • @SSFallingTTB
      @SSFallingTTB 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Jay ! documents made when be under the same effects seei ngf as the people who make it wouldn't know his real self either, meaning dr bright could be immune but thought he was boring.

  • @TheLegendex
    @TheLegendex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +921

    So why exactly is this random guy so important

    • @cxzleader7256
      @cxzleader7256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Did you watch the video?

    • @pr6897
      @pr6897 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      @@cxzleader7256 r/wooooosh

    • @ahjinn1545
      @ahjinn1545 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      he's immortal my guy

    • @gamerbros3431
      @gamerbros3431 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      I hear he can make a meeean cup of joe

    • @The-Spaceducky
      @The-Spaceducky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      P R it’s r/wooosh

  • @Snake3yesEddie
    @Snake3yesEddie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +655

    Why does he rob banks? Is it Just for fun? Cause he really doesn’t need money.

    • @MandDmommy
      @MandDmommy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      He grew up not knowing good or bad and after a while you wouldn’t really care life would be meaningless because you would never truly talk he would just do bad things for the thrill

    • @MrPsychic8472
      @MrPsychic8472 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      He's bored with life, and to see if he can

    • @dranzerjetli5126
      @dranzerjetli5126 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes

    • @kennymccormick2011
      @kennymccormick2011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cus he does what he wants

    • @lunaria7067
      @lunaria7067 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What if he wants to play gacha games xD

  • @HuneeBruh
    @HuneeBruh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    "you're probably even denser than the rest..."
    "Thank you! That's kind of you to say!"

  • @xpl0si0nman20
    @xpl0si0nman20 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Dude, the fact he's even having a one sided conversation with us is awesome.

  • @handlesRtrash354
    @handlesRtrash354 4 ปีที่แล้ว +499

    Why is my nose bleeding wtf

    • @rexxe001
      @rexxe001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      You watched a anime girl

    • @ryderace103
      @ryderace103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      rex miner looks like someone didn’t get the reference

    • @NOT_an_egg_cultist
      @NOT_an_egg_cultist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@ryderace103 no the only idiot here is you

    • @brassgears0
      @brassgears0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ryderace103 yeah I wonder who that is...

    • @planimun7407
      @planimun7407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Because its natural?

  • @ginopippofrebooter-ilrinne2881
    @ginopippofrebooter-ilrinne2881 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    If he can talk to us.
    Then he is Deadpool!

    • @helloinsertnamehere5472
      @helloinsertnamehere5472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Actually it's revealed in the end that he's talking to the an imaginary friend

  • @fairuzmohammad729
    @fairuzmohammad729 4 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    joe schmoe : *exist*
    death: imma pretend i didnt see that