I had like just figured out how to ski and I had told my dad that I was going to go by my self. Once I had got up the mountain I was so happy to go down it by my self. I had tried a jump earlier and landed it but this time I didn’t and scorpioned and I looked around to see if anybody saw it and saw nobody looking so I just went with my day and didnt tell my parents. So now I have some neck pain from that day.
Last year I was skiing, and I was going on a jump, thinking it was just a normal hill, not knowing it was a straight drop, I went full speed and nearly did a backflip landing on my neck lol The best part is, my grandmother flew by me on her skis, laughing hysterically. I had a slight concussion and my tooth cut my lip Open. XD
That got me laughing. Are we bad people or just sadistic in the fact that we find it funny that people get hurt doing stupid bullshit? Ether way 🤣🤣🤣🤣😈😈🤣🤣🤣
Yoooo, I was watching the older videos (again) and you posted this, lessss gooooo babyyy 5:40 that was in Brazil, it's a city close from where I live lol
Hey Nikko I turned 50 today and I really need a good laugh and the clip at 3:00 had me laughing so hard I started snort. He shot down that hill sooo fast when he hit that crowd 😂😂😂
My 1st time snowboarding, I couldn't figure out how to carve to control my speed so I was just bombing down the fucking mountain and throwing myself backwards to stop. 😂
The clip with the amazon delivery driver tripping. He can actually sue the property owners or the store for having a unsafe walk path and/or road condition for his injuries.
What’s your most painful skiing story?
I've never gone skiing, but Nikko, you should react to Tom Macdonald. He's crazy, you'll love his music.
I had like just figured out how to ski and I had told my dad that I was going to go by my self. Once I had got up the mountain I was so happy to go down it by my self. I had tried a jump earlier and landed it but this time I didn’t and scorpioned and I looked around to see if anybody saw it and saw nobody looking so I just went with my day and didnt tell my parents. So now I have some neck pain from that day.
Last year I was skiing, and I was going on a jump, thinking it was just a normal hill, not knowing it was a straight drop, I went full speed and nearly did a backflip landing on my neck lol The best part is, my grandmother flew by me on her skis, laughing hysterically. I had a slight concussion and my tooth cut my lip Open. XD
Not me, but my friend he went skiing and got poked with the skiing stick😂
Getting my pp caught in a zipper
"I believe i can... die" made me laugh way harder than it should have😂😂😂😂
That got me laughing. Are we bad people or just sadistic in the fact that we find it funny that people get hurt doing stupid bullshit? Ether way 🤣🤣🤣🤣😈😈🤣🤣🤣
@@Phantommoon-ex2cw idk we good lmao
I had to pause the video and stop eating 😂😂😂😂
"I got your box!!!🤕"
its always an amazing day when Nikko posts
That and some 🌲 are an amazing comedic combination ❤️🔥
5:57 😂😂😂😂 I frfr thought he was going to drown in the backyard like Obama's chef😂
"I don't like this house set up, it looks like it smells like cigarettes, I don't like all the lamps... and it makes me sad" 😂 spitting straight facts
5:08 😂 when your brain tells you to back flip but your body said fuck that 😂
Love the painful falls😂
blue life's matter MILF wants it dawg hahhahahhaha 😂
8:02 - she definitely saw dude attempted this a few times, told him to stop, and then stood there thinking 'scooter kids are dumb' and responded
4:26 you can’t tell me that doesnt sound like Samuel L. Jackson 😂 Aaaaa dayummm
Lmao
Giday Mate, your getting laughs from all the way down under, South Australia. Cheers for the laughter over morning coffee cobber
Yoooo, I was watching the older videos (again) and you posted this, lessss gooooo babyyy
5:40 that was in Brazil, it's a city close from where I live lol
2:43 is it just me or is the video studering?
It's not just you. I saw it too. Almost lagging
Naw, fucker didn't check the video after it rendered....this shit ass.
found out what a mogul was the hard way when I still belonged on the bunny hills. 25 years later and my knee still reminds me every winter.
I love the ski/snowboard vids
Bro that chick putting that ice breaker all the way through her foot sent me. Holy shit.
The x games mode got me good 😂😂🤣🤣
1:48 - Same Nikko, same 😌
2:09
"THEEEERRRREEEEEEE SHEEEEEE GOOOOEEESSS! THEEERREEE SHHEEE GOOOESSS AAAGAAAINN!"
The edit at 0:25 is insane 😂😑
Hey Nikko I turned 50 today and I really need a good laugh and the clip at 3:00 had me laughing so hard I started snort. He shot down that hill sooo fast when he hit that crowd 😂😂😂
Hello nikko thank you for you're service man. You are the funniest vet i know
the fact that all these fails and hospital trips are in america is very sarcastic for me as a Europoor guy
1:49 yo that tree knew what it was doing😂
🌳🤌 Snapped on at the perfect moment too, though it would’ve been even better if it did when he was higher in the air…damn am I wrong or right/wrong? 😂
@ 🤣🤣🤣fr
sometimes I feel hella stupid but these videos kinda give me hope for my future
Love videos keep it up
Omfg bro😅. "I believe i can die" on the horse caused me to laugh and fart simultaneously 😂
love the dog just walking away when the firework hit
W videos the dude shoes went flying lol
Nikko eye tracker videos?
NIKKO WHAT MIC DO YOU USE 😭🙏🏻
The last one though. Made me crack up good.
Nikko: She was touched by fire...
Me (channeling Spongebob): You like dystopian movies either way don't you?
The delivery guy was super cool about the whole thing honestly
LOVE YOU NIKKO
7:14 Poseidon cosplaying as Scorpion? GET OVER HERE!
Nikko I didn't know you were Chewbacca🤣🤣🤣
4:59 I like how bro just Souplexed himself 😂
Him remembering all the things he did to him😂 1:20
The Zelda attack sounds were perfectly used.😂
Pretty ballsy impersonating him on his own video. If you're trying to sucker someone in, at least use proper grammar and spelling.
NIKKO ORTIZ POSTED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
hahaha its so funny when you ask a question and the answer in the caption
The snake just went chopped right on her face😂
I had to watch the ice fishing one again in slow motion. RIP to that foot.
If you love Nikko 👇
8:18, that noise/yell he made🤣🤣🤣
Hi Niko!!!!!
That black dude ain't ever stopping. He knows who's gonna catch the blame for Chewbacca.
This comment got me damn good.
His shoes remain on the power line 😂
chat never fails to make me laugh
Bros slides went mock Jesus 😂
Gotta love the ackbar slam. The move that takes out both yourself and your opponent
Proud to say I was in this stream 😂
Nikko be spending too much time at Chewbacca’s house.
I'm getting so edamcated right!!!! Thanks! Nikkyo!
Really?? Nobody’s talking about how bro deadass just pulled the iconic soundboard scream?
9:48 HE TURNED INTO A BABY😂😂
Damn that last one broke me... what a noise.
NO PAIN NO GAIN LOL😂😂😂😂😂
Snake said, "Got your nose! 🤥
Crazy work
I love the content warning
First Carmen, I love your videos and can you do more videos when you Afghanistan?
Who the fuck is Carmen
Love you bro
9:22 "aww"😔😔
I died on brain reset ahahah time 7:20 fkn priceless thank for the videos
0:52 Nikko, I don't think socks are going to help that guy...
snake sensed another snake in his presence and felt threatened lol
Nikko it snowed in Louisiana today and yesterday
I lived on my BMX bike prior to the army and what that guy did...we call a "scorpion death slide" It fkn sucks. 😂
"PUT SOME SOCKS ON!" 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
What are Nikko's times that he streams? Specifically the reaction streams? I'd love to join sometime
Weekdays only
The funniest thing happened today,I was riding my dirt bike on the ice and the back tire got out from under me and I crashed and I broke my tailbone!
reptiles gotta get love too
Making my arms, go paralyzed for a few seconds
my friend, you are the new ridiculousness but way better
I felt these!!!! Ahhhh!!!
Dude, I can never catch when you stream on Twitch and I haven't gotten any notifications.
As a Amazon delivery driver I’ve done this so many times
5:15 clip it from when you talked about gravity.. its slamming..😬🤣
When the video quality so high and the sd card dont want to play nice. 2:43
My 1st time snowboarding, I couldn't figure out how to carve to control my speed so I was just bombing down the fucking mountain and throwing myself backwards to stop. 😂
Didn’t had any accidents yet. My sister on the other hand went skiing twice and ended up in a emergency helicopter twice
4:08 I... don't have a daughter, but I would totally be cool with this bro dating my little sister. He's a real one for sure, what a champ.
And that's why you use a power auger when ice fishing.
3:26 this is legit what happened to me about 2 years back, my knee is still pretty messed up lol, but at least i looked good for the camera
7:05 I FREAKING FELT THAT
Are we not going to talk about the guy cutting down a tree wearing a bike helmet for protection? It's a whole tree...
Dude gucked himself on the backflip
Hit a tree downhill skiing while on a 96 hr weekend, broke my front tooth
I thought this was a reupload then I realised I was just drunk when I watched the stream
@ aboooout?
I hate these ones... but i can't look away
If you french fry when you should pizza, you're gonna have a bad time.
I broke both my heel bones last year after overshooting a jump with a 14ft fall onto ice
I see what you did there Mr editor at :25
My second on a snowboard I fell and flipped and rolled so many time I swear every single joint in my body got cracked
I was sledding and went flying 5-10 mph face into the snow
I don't know what time you stream on twitch.I would like to know
The clip with the amazon delivery driver tripping. He can actually sue the property owners or the store for having a unsafe walk path and/or road condition for his injuries.
I broke two toes today, I feel bad for all these people