Considering the fact that Bill is confirmed to be responsible for a lot of historical events in the book of the Bill it is not that far off he would commit 9/11
@Spike-Spiegel-Cowboy-Bebop well technically, speaking in journal three I believe it explains more in depth to what universe he was in and in one of the universes he comes across is where he never got pushed in the portal and his brother listen to his warning about the book so he could’ve learned about 911 through that universe from McGuckin in that universe, but who knows
@@Not_Nik0 I mean maybe? But if I was gone for 30 years, I'd probably want a recap of all that's happened. I mean, learning the Soviet Union collapsed would be a crazy revelation within itself.
Now imagine if someone from the 80's would hear that Ukraine took a small part of Russia. If they knew about the Soviet Union's structure they would be very confused. I'm not sure but maybe many people wouldn't even know what Ukraine was (it was a Republic in the USSR).
Why do I think Ford would be a smart ass and instead say “I told them to up security and even once offered a more efficient and sturdier building material, but they of course brushed me off.”
Bill actually relates to her because she’s an agent of chaos like him. He also took her mocking him extremely personally, losing his composure for once.
@@burner555Okay wait. I don't know if you were alive to witness 9/11 but I certainly wasn't, are you telling me that they aired the terrorist attack on kids channels!? Look, I know that every channel was reporting it, BUT KIDS CHANNELS!? PLEASE TELL ME I NEED TO KNOW-
"Yes Uncle Ford. Also there was another hijacked plane that hit a field in Shanksville, Pennsylvania because the badass passengers on there revolted against the hijackers!" "WHAT!?"
I think since the mind wipe was very recent and he was exposed to thing to help him remember right away, there is a chance he got nearly everything back and that his condition was a temporary retrograde amnesia. (Though, I do think that some of his memories may never come back or take much longer to resurface)
i mean the memory gun shouldve only erased memories of "Stanley Pines", so unless stan was involved in 9/11 i dont think the memory gun wouldve hit those ones
I love how Ford learning about 9/11 has become its own mini subgenre in the fandom at this point 😭🙏🙏 I hope someone animates this someday bcuz I would KILL to see this in motion.
They hit the pentagon!?!??!! Seriously, i'm not from US and the only thing i knew was that the second airplane has hit the towers, nothing about the pentagon!!
They hit the two towers with one plane each, one hit part of the pentagon, and then the passengers of the fourth plane (who knew about the situation because they were calling friends and family from the plane phones and early cell phones) were able to fight back and get control long enough to crash it in an empty field. they believe the hijackers intended to hit the white house. anyway, it's better to learn about this from a documentary or a book or something, im just a shitposting youtube person
The worst part is this is written fairly accurate to the show and if it was allowed I'm pretty sure Alex would put it in simply out of spite for disney
Y'know, I was wondering how Ford wouldn't have known about 9/11 (since he was alive during that time) but then I remembered that he was gone for 30 years in the majority of the show XD
Ford would have missed a LOT of things. Assuming he was pulled into the portal in 1982, some of the things he would have missed include: -The fall of the Soviet Union -The fall of the Berlin Wall -The 1993 World Trade Center bombings -The construction of the One World Trade Center and the 9/11 memorial park -The release of EVERY Nintendo console up to the 3DS (The Wii U was released in November 2012, and the original Famicom was released in the summer of 1983) -ALMOST the entire lifetime of the Space Shuttle program, including the Challenger and Colombia disasters (the Space Shuttle entered use in 1981) -Building on the last point, he would have also missed the constructions of Space Station Mir, the ISS, the Hubble Space Telescope, and multiple Mars rovers, such as Curiosity and Opportunity. -The Chernobyl disaster -The 2011 Fukushima earthquake, and its associated reactor meltdown -The release of most Windows operating systems -The rise of the PC, and the rise of consumer handheld technology (deeply ironic considering Ford scoffed at the idea of personal computers becoming ubiquitous, but here we are, all watching this on our computers which might be pocket-sized if you’re using a smartphone!) -The 2011 Super Tornado Outbreak (This is NOT the outbreak that spawned the infamous Joplin tornado, however it was in the same year and only about a month after, so you can count that.) -Multiple record-breaking severe weather events, such as Hurricane Katrina -The Gulf War, and most other Middle East conflicts -The Rwandan genocide (generally considered one of the bloodiest ever witnessed) -The 1999 Moore F5 Tornado, generally considered to be the strongest ever recorded in terms of sheer wind speed -A black man becoming president of the United States (as Obama ran in 2008) -The inception of TH-cam -The IRA’s attempt at assassinating the then British Prime Minister, and the subsequent bombings (known as The Troubles in Ireland’s history) -Basically the entirety of modern gaming as we know it -The Therac-25 incidents -The rediscovery of the wreckage of the RMS Titanic -The formation of the European Union and mass adoption of the Euro -The hole in the Ozone Layer Now I have an urge to write Ford finding out about some of this stuff myself...
Fun fact: Alex Hirsch confirmed that in the gravity falls universe the moon landing was staged with the help of Bill Cipher, so it's not too far off to think he might have done 9/11
@@Amber-_-514 Either offered his knowhow to create a functional rocket, or he may have piloted a bunch of corpses up to the moon and pretended to be the team while the real austronauts were back on earth talking into microphones.
Ford at the airport like "Wow, security has gotten a lot more strict while I was gone... That's great! I'm sure nothing bad has ever happened wkth security like this!"
I can imagine he is just so confused about the TSA “What’s the point of this security theater? That metal detector didn’t even find the plate in my head!” Meanwhile stan is just mumbling “Don’t question it here there’s things in my bag I don’t want them to find”
"THEY HIT the peNTAGON????!!!" That caught me so off guard I dropped my Gogurt and slid off my bed onto the floor 😭 it's 6:30 a.m. i can't handle this EBDFjljrlrhljdhUKXHKDU
Technically gay marriage was legalized after, so if the show takes place in 2012, it would be more like ford disappointedly saying "they STILL haven't legalized it?!"
Why is this so perfectly in character, I love this fanfic so much, good job to whoever wrote this and good job to you for reading this masterpiece out loud
"That was artistic interpretation...they hijacked 4 planes!" "THEY HIT BOTH TOWERS WITH TWO PLANES?!" This is exactly how it would have happened. Ford is so clueless.
To quote myself from 6 days ago Stanford from Gravity Falls was in the portal for 30 years Knowing that the show takes place in 2012 He missed a lot And I mean A LOT Everything from the challenger disaster thru the Gulf war ending on the death of bin laden
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Hi !! This is my fic, thank you so much for the reading (and the beautiful pictures lol) !! It was so much funnier to hear it read aloud 😭
oh yay I'm glad you liked it :) It sent me into hysterics so I just had to make this, didn't expect it to get so big lol
u need to make more stories about gravity falls love ur writing style
thank you
THANKS YOU DUDE FOR THIS MASTERPIECE WE ALL NEEDED BUT DIDNT DESERVE
You are doing God’s work.
Mabel pulling out a 9/11 joke like that feels like Stanley's blood showing in her
Dang
i dont think thats how uncles work
Wait what-
@@kezottle (that was just the simplest way I knew how to say they're blood related.)
@@kezottle much less gruncles
If gravity falls wasn't a kids show, this joke could unironically happen
It was one of the Many Adult Jokes Disney Cut cause they can’t trust an audience with adult humor.
Book of bill was for teens I wonder if it can make a entrance in a later book for teens and or adults…or a show >:)
I feel like Alex Hirsch would definitely imply Bill had something to do with it
@@JustASunflowerSeeDI can see people like Chris Chan unironically believing that Bill did 9 11
This joke could unironically happen anyway, let's be real
THEY HIT THE PENTAGON
the triangle didn't quite like the shape of the building
THEY HIT THE PENTAGON X, THEY HIT THE PENTAGON!!!! OH THE TRAGEDY!!!!
"They WHAT!?"
@@pengine6096 HAHAHAHAHLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOL
“Dude, check the news. It doesn’t matter what channel.”
this has the "Captain America learns about Hiroshima" vibes
So true lol
Captain America also missed 9/11
I just thought of that before seeing this comment
@@alexthedemon2203 And the moon landing
@@doctorjay8673 No he was still around for that he disappeared in the 1980s
Considering the fact that Bill is confirmed to be responsible for a lot of historical events in the book of the Bill it is not that far off he would commit 9/11
I’m pretty sure Alex would have done this if Disney wasn’t so strict
Knowing Bill he probably suggested it to the terrorists in their dreams while drunk after another "argument" with ford.
@@Cubeytheawesome oh no he would have definitely done that XD
yep
@@Cubeytheawesome Definitely considering how they slipped in JFK
Bill just comes to Ford in a dream,
"They hit the second tower Sixer..."
LMAOOO
"SIXER DID YOU LIKE WHAT I DID WITH THE WORLD TRADE CENTER AND THE PENTAGON?"
"Hey IQ, guess what i did" bill says chaotically
"What did you do demon"
Ford says
"I hit the world trade centre"
Bill says
"WHAT?!"
Ford says
SIXER TURN ON THE TV THEY HIT THE FUCKING PENTAGON!!!!!!! TURN ON THE TV IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT CHANNEL
“SIXER, WAKE UP! I HIT THE PENTAGON! IT WAS AN INFERIOR SHAPE ANYWAY, WHO NEEDS THAT MANY SIDES?!”
Love the fact that it took Ford two whole years to learn about 9/11.
to be fair he was probably sailing for most of that so he wasn't in the usa
@Spike-Spiegel-Cowboy-Bebop
You mean 1982, right?
@Spike-Spiegel-Cowboy-Bebop well technically, speaking in journal three I believe it explains more in depth to what universe he was in and in one of the universes he comes across is where he never got pushed in the portal and his brother listen to his warning about the book so he could’ve learned about 911 through that universe from McGuckin in that universe, but who knows
makes sense, it's quite a touchy subject so no one really talks about it (until mabel walks in)
@@Not_Nik0 I mean maybe? But if I was gone for 30 years, I'd probably want a recap of all that's happened. I mean, learning the Soviet Union collapsed would be a crazy revelation within itself.
THEY HIT THE TRIANGLE!
My ex wife still misses me! But her aim is gettin better- *bang*
@@EndercakeTheMessenger NO THE NONAGON! NOT THE NONAGON
I will now be headcanoning that in Gravity Falls, The Pentagon was actually The Triangle bc of Bill
i need a clip of JK Simmons screaming "They hit the pentagon?!"
The FUCKING pentagon.
Not to be a vivziepop about it but the fucking in that sentence is important
PARKER, GET IN HERE! THEY HIT THE FUCKING PENTAGON!!
@@Pukeprincess lmfao "not to be a vivziepop" that made me laugh bc now it sounds like vivziepop is the only person who curses or uses the word "fuck"
@@nexaaaaaaa don't forget slurs
HELP I CAN HEAR IT SO CLEARLY IN MG HEAD
Sooo... He disappeared in the 1980's so uhh, anybody gonna tell him the Soviet Union collapsed and the Cold War ended?
He's probably gonna flip his shit once he learns about the conflicts that happened in the middle east
Now imagine if someone from the 80's would hear that Ukraine took a small part of Russia.
If they knew about the Soviet Union's structure they would be very confused. I'm not sure but maybe many people wouldn't even know what Ukraine was (it was a Republic in the USSR).
It's like the Austin powers scene
Oh shit you're right. Bro probably thinks Yugoslavia still exist.
@@theboiyouddate5722 PFFFT
If Gravity Falls was allowed to how much you wanna bet 9/11 would’ve canonicaly been caused by Bill or Mc Gucket?
I'm putting all my betting money on McGucket. Just for the funny.
Bill probably forgot that page because his session in arts and crafts was almost over
Lmao, I’m not sure even Alex would want to imply that Bill had a hand in al Qaeda
@@cartoonishidealism582 i like to think bill just crashed the planes and al qaeda just took credit for it and bill didnt care enough to correct it
both simultaneously
It is actually written well like everybody feels in character 😭😭
I knooooow
They must have watched the show A LOT
Mabel asking for glitter glue to draw the tragedy with is so terrifyingly in character istg
love how the ending implies they let him think two planes hit the pentagon.
Why do I think Ford would be a smart ass and instead say “I told them to up security and even once offered a more efficient and sturdier building material, but they of course brushed me off.”
no bc that's exactly what he'd say after the shock wore off. "I sent several faxes 🤓☝️"
@@somrone9236 "I sent them a letter!"
I feel like that’s more his character in Portal
Great uncle Ford they hit the pentagon! They hit the fucking pentagon!
I can imagine dipper yelling this at him and ford just so confused
I read it in his voice whyy
3:34 "September 1st 2001"
noo same vibes as September 11th 2011 from Smosh
@@LegoCookieDoggieANGELA NO
look in my defense there are a lot of 1s in that date
@@zorinazutella3270the fic actually says september 1st lmao 💀
@@jmej01No, it doesn't lol
I read a completely different Ford Learns About 9/11 fic on AO3. If I had a nickel…
Link?
@@xxcanthinkofanamexx1688 Links don’t work in comments, but it’s Stanford Pines finds out about 9/11 REUPLOAD by cannoli_cannoli
A Stanley nick- wait wrong show
Hey Rowan 👋
@@ArtemisAYO Hello again!
“Mabel being chaotic” Sounds about right
Bill actually relates to her because she’s an agent of chaos like him. He also took her mocking him extremely personally, losing his composure for once.
When is she not chaotic?
4:43 THEY HIT THE FUCKING PENTAGON! Turn on the television, it doesn't matter which channel.
Cartoon Network tragedy report let's go
@@burner555Okay wait. I don't know if you were alive to witness 9/11 but I certainly wasn't, are you telling me that they aired the terrorist attack on kids channels!? Look, I know that every channel was reporting it, BUT KIDS CHANNELS!? PLEASE TELL ME I NEED TO KNOW-
4:43 “THEY HIT THE PENTAGON?!” Stanford, I hear you and I get you very well and I’m sorry for you having to discover this YEARS after it has happened.
Turn on the doesn’t matter what channel
LYLE, LYLE, LYLE WAKE UP WAKE UP
"Yes Uncle Ford. Also there was another hijacked plane that hit a field in Shanksville, Pennsylvania because the badass passengers on there revolted against the hijackers!"
"WHAT!?"
This is the most chaotic retelling of 9/11 since the Tomska song.
Have you seen the us military propaganda movie Disney made about 9/11
since the wHAT?
THE WHAT
@@KatesArchiveLol th-cam.com/video/Mt-f15wgrtk/w-d-xo.htmlsi=1dVHwYK7iQ7Task0
if stan got his memories back solely from mabel scrapbook and stan laughed at the 9/11 joke would that mean mabel saw 9/11 as a scrapbook-ortunity
Is it not?
I think since the mind wipe was very recent and he was exposed to thing to help him remember right away, there is a chance he got nearly everything back and that his condition was a temporary retrograde amnesia. (Though, I do think that some of his memories may never come back or take much longer to resurface)
I just realized you said September 1st and not September 11th at 3:37
i mean the memory gun shouldve only erased memories of "Stanley Pines", so unless stan was involved in 9/11 i dont think the memory gun wouldve hit those ones
@@ghostlyglyphs4811 suspicious.
...wait until Ford learns about Fortnite's Tilted Towers
Lmfao
technichally no one has learnt about it yet bc its only 2014 and fortnite comes out in 2017
Wait until he learns of the horrors of....Search 7 chests at Risky Reels
"Welcome to Tilted Towers. My name is Memphis Tennessee"
i dont think a measure of time can have towers, unless your talking about something else, in that case, what is a "fortnite"?
THEY HIT THE PENTAGON!??!?
FORD WAKE UP YOU GOTTA WAKE UP PLEASE
@@BatgirlStanFORD TURN ON THE TV THEY HIT THE PENTAGON!!!! THEY HIT THE PENTAGON FORD….
turn on the tv it doesn’t what channel fuűůck
Turn on the TV it doesn't matter what channel
"They hit the Pentagon! They hit the fucking Pentagon, Lyle!"
LYLE LYLE WAKE UP
This would be canon if Disney weren't a bunch of cowards
What's funny is Disney made a us military propaganda film about 9/11
@@Jackiewheelz which film was that?
@@Jackiewheelz not just a film, but a whole ass ad-campaign with all the Disney stars of the 2000’s
the fact that she drew a flip o rama to explain 9/11 to ford is making me tear up
It's funny cayse it's so in character
I want a fully animated, voiced version of this scenario
Mabel telling a 9/11 joke would be like Bill chilling and just watching television.
she canonically has a tabletop game called "don't wake stalin". it's oddly fitting.
I never realized Ford wouldn’t know about 9/11
“It was SO not cool dude.” - Soos probably
4:01 “terrorists ford” great quote
Dude that comment came up as soon as she said it
@@Dandys-world-non-offical 90% sure it's some dumbass feature, I've seen it happen multiple times.
I'm chuckling imagining Ford shouting "JET FUEL CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS!!!"
The worst part is that I read this in JK Simmons voice
SAME
😂
Mabel was about to say it was a inside job
Like the show💀
Bill voices one of the main characters in that show
@@Neptune_art alex, the voice of bill and the creator of gravity falls, was one of the main writers on inside job
that feels like more of a Dipper thing. He's absolutely posted on /x/
@@JustADoodle00 ik it's so cool XD
i thought dipper said "well grunkle ford i kinda hijacked the plane"
HELP 😭
I hate the fact that if the show actually did this, this is EXACTLY how it would go, especially with the "Soos, get me markers and crayons" 😂
I love how Ford learning about 9/11 has become its own mini subgenre in the fandom at this point 😭🙏🙏 I hope someone animates this someday bcuz I would KILL to see this in motion.
“This is it pointdexter, the Big Apple! Been a while since we’ve seen it, huh?”
“stanley where did they go”
I CACKLED
They hit the pentagon!?!??!! Seriously, i'm not from US and the only thing i knew was that the second airplane has hit the towers, nothing about the pentagon!!
yeah people mostly only talk about the ones that hit the trade center, there was also another one which crashed in a field
They hit the two towers with one plane each, one hit part of the pentagon, and then the passengers of the fourth plane (who knew about the situation because they were calling friends and family from the plane phones and early cell phones) were able to fight back and get control long enough to crash it in an empty field. they believe the hijackers intended to hit the white house.
anyway, it's better to learn about this from a documentary or a book or something, im just a shitposting youtube person
@@zorinazutella3270 i'l definitely look this up, it's a serious event after all
@@zorinazutella3270but I thought I could trust everyone online
HOLY SHIT THEY HIT THE PENTAGON?!!!!
Honestly it would be even funnier if Ford already knew about 9/11 because he would have heard about it on his inter dimensional travels.
Every dimension has its own version of 9/11. It's a universal constant
@@CalamitasCalliope “They hit Aperture Fucking Labs! Turn on the TV! The channel doesn’t matter!”
The worst part is this is written fairly accurate to the show and if it was allowed I'm pretty sure Alex would put it in simply out of spite for disney
Eh but as a adult show then yeah
4:44 so that’s where that came from.
Watching this on the date of 9/11 is a visceral experience
The DSaF Matt pfp and your comment combined makes me feel fear
Y'know, I was wondering how Ford wouldn't have known about 9/11 (since he was alive during that time) but then I remembered that he was gone for 30 years in the majority of the show XD
''Terrorists, Ford'' is such a Stanley thing to say
The farther we move on from 2001, the funnier the "temporally displaced characters finding out about 9/11" joke is
I just recently entered the fandom after binging the show for nearly two weeks.. this pops in my algorithm… god bless you all.
Seriously I cannot stop cackling at this
0:47 is great if you want to show this to a friend and don't want them to know what's going to happen
Ford would have missed a LOT of things. Assuming he was pulled into the portal in 1982, some of the things he would have missed include:
-The fall of the Soviet Union
-The fall of the Berlin Wall
-The 1993 World Trade Center bombings
-The construction of the One World Trade Center and the 9/11 memorial park
-The release of EVERY Nintendo console up to the 3DS (The Wii U was released in November 2012, and the original Famicom was released in the summer of 1983)
-ALMOST the entire lifetime of the Space Shuttle program, including the Challenger and Colombia disasters (the Space Shuttle entered use in 1981)
-Building on the last point, he would have also missed the constructions of Space Station Mir, the ISS, the Hubble Space Telescope, and multiple Mars rovers, such as Curiosity and Opportunity.
-The Chernobyl disaster
-The 2011 Fukushima earthquake, and its associated reactor meltdown
-The release of most Windows operating systems
-The rise of the PC, and the rise of consumer handheld technology (deeply ironic considering Ford scoffed at the idea of personal computers becoming ubiquitous, but here we are, all watching this on our computers which might be pocket-sized if you’re using a smartphone!)
-The 2011 Super Tornado Outbreak (This is NOT the outbreak that spawned the infamous Joplin tornado, however it was in the same year and only about a month after, so you can count that.)
-Multiple record-breaking severe weather events, such as Hurricane Katrina
-The Gulf War, and most other Middle East conflicts
-The Rwandan genocide (generally considered one of the bloodiest ever witnessed)
-The 1999 Moore F5 Tornado, generally considered to be the strongest ever recorded in terms of sheer wind speed
-A black man becoming president of the United States (as Obama ran in 2008)
-The inception of TH-cam
-The IRA’s attempt at assassinating the then British Prime Minister, and the subsequent bombings (known as The Troubles in Ireland’s history)
-Basically the entirety of modern gaming as we know it
-The Therac-25 incidents
-The rediscovery of the wreckage of the RMS Titanic
-The formation of the European Union and mass adoption of the Euro
-The hole in the Ozone Layer
Now I have an urge to write Ford finding out about some of this stuff myself...
WRITE IT
Fun fact: Alex Hirsch confirmed that in the gravity falls universe the moon landing was staged with the help of Bill Cipher, so it's not too far off to think he might have done 9/11
Question: How did Bill help?
@@Amber-_-514
Either offered his knowhow to create a functional rocket, or he may have piloted a bunch of corpses up to the moon and pretended to be the team while the real austronauts were back on earth talking into microphones.
@@Wendeta-hq2cpHE WORKED ON PROJECT PAPERCLIP?!
THEY HIT THE PENTAGON????
Ford at the airport like "Wow, security has gotten a lot more strict while I was gone... That's great! I'm sure nothing bad has ever happened wkth security like this!"
Doubt he would even be able to get in one because he’s banned on airplanes
No, grunkle Stan is banned, not Ford.@@girlpower_gacha
@@planetoforts he stole fords identity and was still using it when he tried to help Soos with his birthday so legally it is ford
I can imagine he is just so confused about the TSA
“What’s the point of this security theater? That metal detector didn’t even find the plate in my head!”
Meanwhile stan is just mumbling
“Don’t question it here there’s things in my bag I don’t want them to find”
"THEY HIT the peNTAGON????!!!" That caught me so off guard I dropped my Gogurt and slid off my bed onto the floor 😭 it's 6:30 a.m. i can't handle this EBDFjljrlrhljdhUKXHKDU
"Your weirdness, a second eye bat has hit the fearamid!"
MISTY EYES I CANT LOL
Mabel feels oddly in character despite so nonchalantly talking about 9/11.
either this happened or on the night bill was just like
"sixer"
"you will NEVER guess what happened today"
"STAN! STAN! THEY HIT THE PENTAGON! THEY HIT THE F@#£ING PENTAGON!"
HELP I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT THIS. THEYD HAVE TO TEACH HIM ABOUT 9/11 WOULDNT THEY
The way Mabel was so enthusiastic 💀
If Gravity Falls was an Adult Swim show,this'd probably be canon and Bill or something would've been behind 9/11
Well that was, something. Ford is probably more concerned about that happening the wierdmageddon.
it feels so weird watching this on 9/11
I can totally hear J.K. Simmons as Ford screaming "THEY HIT THE PENTAGON???" XDDD
If you think about it, ford also doesn’t know gay marriage is legal. So if Stan tells ford about him marrying Goldie, there will be questions.
Ford finds out and immediately slides into McGucket's dms.
@@CalamitasCalliope YESS
Technically gay marriage was legalized after, so if the show takes place in 2012, it would be more like ford disappointedly saying "they STILL haven't legalized it?!"
@@VioletxxMilk oh damn that's right.
Obama only legalized gay marriage because Ford pulled his ties with the CIA
Also technically ford married Goldie because Stan stole his identity
Today’s the day. Had to give it a rewatch on the day Ford learned about…
Just the thumbnail af Mabel happy infront of the world trade center like she's telling a magical fairytale
Why is this so perfectly in character, I love this fanfic so much, good job to whoever wrote this and good job to you for reading this masterpiece out loud
“Mabel,” Ford interjects as Mabel points to glittery destruction, “the jet fuel in those planes couldn’t possibly melt those steel beams.”
This shitpost need to be fully voice acted and animated because this is a goddamn masterpiece!
Really, really bold choice of the Fic Writer to end the story after "They hit the Pentagon?!" with no further elaboration provided.
1:21 misty 💀💀💀
It's really funny to get this reccomended today
"THEY HIT THE PENTAGON???" got me dying
"That was artistic interpretation...they hijacked 4 planes!"
"THEY HIT BOTH TOWERS WITH TWO PLANES?!"
This is exactly how it would have happened. Ford is so clueless.
This fic is a 11/10 masterpiece.
If ford left in 1982, then oh boy imagine when he discover about The fall of the USSR
I just got my wisdom teeth out and this made me laugh so hard it ripped the stitches at the back of my jaw
"THEY HIT THE PENTAGON"
-Stanford Pines
If only Disney had the balls to do this
It was the "they hit the pentagon?!" That got me
IM CRYINGGGGGGG
THEY HIT THE PENTAGON?! 😭😭
Ford: I can only imagine how that affected the Cold War!
Dipper: Oh boy...
Stan: The Soviet Union is gone Stanford.
Ford: WHAT?! Where did it go?
When she filled up the page, I was expecting a 9/11 flip-o-rama; Captain Underpants
To quote myself from 6 days ago
Stanford from Gravity Falls was in the portal for 30 years
Knowing that the show takes place in 2012
He missed a lot
And I mean A LOT
Everything from the challenger disaster thru the Gulf war ending on the death of bin laden
"Stanley where did they go"
I don't care what anyone says, this is canon to me
Is It weird that I'm watching this on 9/11
Nah
“They hit the Pentagon?!”
- Stanford Pines
Never actually realized until now ford missed 9/11
I've been meaning to write a fic like this and this is motivation to me
2:36 IM DYING
Me and my friend both got this in our reccomended at the same time, what did I just watch…..
“Everyone erupted in laughter” at a 9/11 joke kills me
Honestly the best 2:30 can’t sleep video
it just dawned on me that ford indeed completely missed 9/11
What 10 years without an episode does to a fandom.
4:44 “Lyle! Turn on the TV! It doesn’t matter what channel they hit the Pentagon Lyle!”