BBC EAS Scenario - Black Hole Announcement (1994)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 31 ก.ค. 2023
- Do you remember that day when a massive black hole engulfed the earth? The BBC does.
This EAS scenario may contain topics that may be sensitive to some people.
Viewer discretion is advised. Any future events that are similar to this are purely coincidental.
Do not play this in public or broadcast this as it will cause mass panic. I am not responsible for your actions. - วิทยาศาสตร์และเทคโนโลยี
'it will suck the entire planet'
excuse me don't threaten me with a good time
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I’m actually laughing my ass off at your comment 😂😂
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I'm fucking weak 🤣
This comment actually had me dying on the floor for a good five seconds
“School will remain open”
Yep
☠️☠️☠️☠️they are never gonna let us get a break are they
@@thatsleepybirbhelp i got 3 weeks of exam in a row we are not allowed to take a break
Aww man
Schools on the day of the “black hole”: okay class today we are learning about black holes!
the fact that it tells you how to commit suicide before the black hole kills you is pretty bonechilling
Mostlikely because if you don't, You might expireance a fate worse than death
@@Countryballboy1234 you will experience death
@@Countryballboy1234? Like
@@Spocony98the effects of a black hole are yet unknown but it's theorised that a black hole could rip you apart and basically turn you into spaghetti.
@@TheDiggityDuck isnt it instant ? You know instant black screen or felling the pain of cutted throw
plot twist: it's just a solar eclipse
: O
another plot twist: if it was on april 1 then its a april fools joke
@@RainbowNoob127Official a third plot twist: it was just a bad analog horror joke
@@cappuccinom2050 a fourth plot twist: they play it off as a joke even though there is a black hole
a fifth plot twist: they just have bad eyes and had sun spots and thought they saw a black hole
"A black circle has been spotted in space..."
Wow, who would have thought
before i died i would just be like "oh s-"
To be fair... space is a litttle bit brighter than blackholes and black holes dose have some aura from all i know
@@icie6260only if it's ate a star, then the *aura* is an accretion disk.
OH NO NOT A CIRCLE ANYTHING BUT A CIRCLE
@@icie6260I feel the bright accretion disk light years across might move it away.
The closest black hole is 1,560 light years away from us (9,170,655,577,200,000 miles or 14,758,744,095,234,570 kilometers) and the fastest black hole is 10% the speed of light (1,062,544 mph or 1,710,000 kph)
This means that even if a black hole was going towards us, it'd take 15,600 years to get to Earth.
Bad News: Black holes create laser-like gamma ray bursts, which can kill the Earth from very far away, but the only dangerous celestial object near us is Jupiter (more gas and it can turn into a brown dwarf). But we're safe, so sleep tight!
so i get to have a bloodline?
@@HYDR0S_well uh, If you are lucky to a certain extent.
@@FBI-911-POVyay
we gonna live bois!!!
You do not know how much relief this caused me
a good ending would be
“Our broadcast has been hijacked by a group of unknown hackers. All information said is confirmed a hoax, and is not true. Authorities are currently working on finding out the identity of the group. We sincerely apologize for any panic caused by this fake announcement. - BBC
Think of how many heart attacks and s*icides would have already happened by then 💀💀 scary
The good ending
imagine the reactions of the people that were hugging, crying with their families, and trying to kill themselves
Why would that almost be scarier. At least I can imagine that happening.
"Say sike right now"
One of the most chilling things that could happen to a living being in this universe. Somehow the God Save The Queen at the end was scary, but also humorous at the same time.
Fax
Probably won’t happen though.
But like- how is it humorous? 😭
@@KS1.1.12 like the Queen would live forever memes
God saved the Queen so that the Queen may save us!
Yeah guys the queen is still dead
A word of advice: these are a lot more believable if the dialogue actually comes from a government official. It has a very casual tone and there’s very little formality and it’s hard to take it seriously if it doesn’t sound like it’s real. It’s an interesting concept tho and I think it’s still better made than some EAS scenario vids
Nah if a black hole was coming no way any officials are staying for this fucking message💀
Also, it's "HIS Majesty's government" now.
@@Ben_the_Rosafan This took place in 1994 dummy.
@@Ben_the_Rosafanit says 1994, Queen Elizabeth II was the queen at the time. :)
Not only is it very formal but the grammar is shite.
While this is very scary to think about, the chances of earth getting sucked into a black hole is pretty much 0% even if a black hole entered our solar system, we would create a new orbit around the black hole, if it’s not extremely big. So if your scared that this will happen, DONT FEAR the black hole (if it’s tiny) will sustain a new orbit, you would be totally fine if we orbited one(except for the fact that you’ll freeze to death IF it replaced our sun.)
Yeah everyone assumes black holes just suck everything up but they are just extremely small stars (in most cases) in terms of mass
@@imposteramogus2167 Exactly, black holes aren't that dangerous. Unless, however, it's a supermassive black hole. Then pray for your life while you can because it's game over.
True. Onlu issue is that, if it is tiny, and we’ll sustain a new orbit around it, funny issue is that, since black holes amit ni loght (its kinda the thjng its known for) if it ejects us from the solar system, we will all freeze to death. Then again, i suppose thats less scary then beung sucked to death
stop being everywhere i go 😭 @@FloweyDreemurr
@@imposteramogus2167Super dense neutron stars or quark stars. Someone gets it.
I love how the old alerts use the sadly passed away Queen Elizabeth instead of King Charles
The alert is in the 1994 format, in which year the Queen would have been 68.
not-so-fun fact: a scenario like this could be possible as the universe and outer space is unpredictable, so we could be next to a black hole tens of thousands of times bigger than TON-618 and we wouldn’t even know. there wouldn’t even be an announcement or warning for it. we’d be gone. just like that. there wouldn’t be a trace of humanity left.
why did you give me an exisential crisis
You are just a ray of sunshine, aren't you?
the only thing that would be left of humanity, is like the voyager 1 or something
im pretty sure if there was a black hole several times the size of TON 618 next to the solar system we would know
@@bismuthdistrict TON-618 is BALLS big. if there was anything larger it’d probably be undetected until side effects of having a gargantuan black hole next to your solar system start to become visible. either that or im just being unrealistic. idk.
‘94? they should’ve played black hole sun, that would be perfect.
I was thinking the same thing 💀
EAS In Middle of the night as a kid be like
Fr tho
At that point some kids are asleep but at least they will wake up with god after the black hole event
@@Se-Ventionevent? mf this isnt fortnite lmao
@@Se-Ventionmaybe the kids parents will wake them up to spend there last moments with there child/children. Or the parents would be asleep
@@betterboltLMFAOOO
1:30 this one is scary.
As an ethically British person, I love how this video looked very real to me.
It gave me sooooo much chills
This has nothing to do with ethics you twat
Tell ya what mate if we die we are in this together so how bout a cup o tea
is there any way to unethically be a British person?
@@thepotatocouchsimple: be british.
Hey guys what's up brits I'm irish and I could help ya
"The entire of this planet" I'd expect the BBC to speak better English.
I mean if it's an EAS people actually type out the stuff and they have to do it as quick as possible so
Too many curry eating Indians working in the BBC nowadays haha
"we are all going to die"
* plays god save the queen
God when he sees over 8 billion people dead: “bruh”
Time to restart
@@NCR_vet_ranger2347 fr
god better get my reboot card
Luckily, we'd know about any black holes long ahead of time. They're strong enough that their gravitational pull would be noticed by astronomers
This is really good! I'm feeling chills
Ngl same
Same
@@QuartzGDi love the music god save the queen
It’s not possible thought unless it’s a supermassive black hole because we would just adjust to its presence in our solar system and our orbit would just change. We’d be fine as long as we don’t have it replace the sun and freeze to death. :)
And school will still be open
nooooooooooooooooo
BRUH I CANT GAME MY FINAL RANKED GAME
imagine Black Hole Sun by Soundgarden played as the ending music
Should I make an edit where it does that?
@@biggestpoufan1727 If you want to then go ahead ig
and Supermasive black hole by muse
@@_plantthat song didn’t exist yet in the year
The dialogue here was written by a toddler. It does not sound like something the government would write.
@@snowytails_ I didn't call them a toddler. I said it sounds written by a toddler.
On the other hand, they have one hour to write the final message the bbc will ever send. Imagine the pressure on your shoulders.
@tylerhurley931 a toddler wouldnt know about suicide you fucking cunt
@@Simeeow it still wouldn't sound like this.
@@AVeryOldLady4397 why would the employee want to be professional anyway? It’s not like they’re getting money for it.
Meanwhile Elon Musk with his rockets: I am outta here boys
This black hole scenario was likely Saggitarius A* going rogue so Elon wouldnt be able to escape unless his rockets go faster than light
it'd be impossible to escape anyway, black holes are almost impossible to escape from.
@@nono-sg7zvThat’s literally at the center of our galaxy. If it “went rouge” the galaxy would just move with it. We are literally orbiting Sagittarius A*.
The Beeb: T H E R E I S N O P O I N T I N E S C A P I N G ! ! !
Why am i addicted to EAS Stuff like this now but this satisfys me
I am pretty much the same say but,I never really tell anybody on YT that I watch them
turns out the black hole was actually a death preventer trying to not get anyone killed, but accidentally did
What I don’t get is why an ‘official broadcast’ would tell you to commit suicide in the least formal way possible
It's England.
Because it's some guy trying to type it out as much as possible, since in this scenario they didn't have a recorded version of this
I'm pretty sure the black hole event is instant therefore painless. Wait for that over slitting your throat.
Nah it will be very very painful
No I think ssj2matt is right, they said maybe a second, while slitting your throat can hurt you for a while, especially if you do not know how to.
if Saggitarius A* went rogue, we would be sucked in and die a painless death, if, i dunno, the Centauri's went black hole we would be spaghettified and be ripped apart.
that "instant" would be lifetimes as black holes distort time and space, all while each limb is being stretched miles
Black holes are a gate to the other side of the universe. But you'd never come out the other side alive.
Nah. That's just a theory. Even if someone or something went into a black hole i doubt anyone would know about it.
Nah it’s a super dense neutron star or a quark star depending on size.
It’s just a star remnant.
I've always had some kind of fear of this and watching this made my stomach drop, very well done!
I dunno how a black hole alert could be so chilly ✌🪐
Imagine it's 1994, Watching BBC favorite show. Then the BBC EAS pop up'd!
Nice job on this, its a good starting point.
ITS THE BEST DAY EVER (BEST DAY EVER)
HELP-
As a british person
This kinda terrified me
The fact thet gladly said
"You may commit suicide"
Same here man, I'm quite literally shaking, I never get this scared over a youtube video
⚡☁️bbc☁️⚡
Well, this was equal parts scary and depressing.
Though the remark about everyone having a dignified death struck me as very British...
Wow, nice! I thought this was one of Harvester's work, you'll get big one day!
More similar to the Radiogirl version
This happened the year I was born. Oh crap…did my birth do that?? Did I destroy all of existence?? Oops! 😅
How dare you destroy earth u will be canceled on twitter
How can birth cause a black hole to destroy everything, that is just impossible!
oopsies! i accidentally killed everyone on this planet!
The fact that this is entirely possible is just terrifying
It’s not unless it’s (extremely likely to be) a supermassive black hole. If not then we would just adjust and have it be a part of our orbit system. Only way it could be bad if it replaced the suns orbit for us
@@myvividmemorieswouldnt it affect our orbit, and even the sun?
Not for a long time at least
Eight billion of us dying all at once, that's an administrative nightmare for heaven and hell.
Nahhh they will just tell us all to form an orderley queue. Get a number from the ticket machine. I hope they have WiFi.
That one young sheldon episode:
I feel like I've seen these exact comments under another EAS video.
“You may commit suicide”
BBC pulled an LTG
well done!
"It will suck the entire planet"
Average School Thot
I’m so glad they Play goodbye to a world at the end like in the BabyFirst eas Scenario
Yes, I watched it💀💀💀
This made me piss myself laughing.
Oh just saw you make these. That's pretty cool actually! I thought the UK government had really made a dramatic black hole scenario just in case 😂
Nightmares about to start!
Fucking hell, I didn't think the BBC would be telling me how to delete myself from this server.
Damn I actually got sad
"it will suck anything and anybody in its path" 💀
" And thats how to prevent death! Simple as that! " - Black Hole, from BFB
Then a blue Four appears and saves the planet, forces everyone to compete in a competion in return.
My cousin once airdropped me a video like this but more modern and about a meteor. Yes, it also said BBC.
2:09 this part is just..so spooky
why do i watch this in the middle of night, which makes it much scarier
"may god save us all"
sorry bro but god already made his mind
Its sure not a peaceful death if your getting sucked into the sky
namtrac really detailed the video
This kind of thing happening is honestly one of my biggest fears
The EAS Voice reminds me of the voice of your PDA in Subnautica
Same voice actually. It's a TTS by Ivona.
Jesus this is scary if it was just a fake video.
That one guy: Nah i'm going to Kepler-442B
This is so good! 10/10!
2:07 This part is funny and sad at the same time, The funny part: BBC telling you how to kys
Sad part: the rest of the video
Roses are red
Violets are blue
And the sweaty kids are still cranking 90s
Why does almost every eas scenario need to be in old version?
Imagine being sucked into the void along with everything and everyone you ever loved while hearing God save the Queen
queen elizabeth:I AINT DIENG BOY
This will only happen I have a 200 million dollar/pound winning Lottery Ticket in my hand and I am on my way to cash it in!
EAS at 3am be like:
Did the Black hole incident happen?
Well the queen is dead, so...
this was set in 1994 so she would have been alive
"Cherish every moment and wait for the black hole to absorb you".
dawg, im blasting the ddlc soundtrack and booting up minecraft one last time
Nice Scenario
I'm surprised there are not many people noticing the ratio isn't 4:3. And there could've also been a message about the final signoff and cease of other stations' programming. Totally didn't expect a suicide guide here, but there's no point in asking anyone to refuse illegal actions since the death of all life would be inevitable.
Thank you ongl very scary 👍
Even the contemporary BBC would probably have capitalized "God" at 3:20.
I didnt quite understand
@@Bestpotassium The name of the Deity -- any Deity: G*d, Allah, Vishnu -- should, like any other proper name, start with a capital letter. There's been a trend, especially among atheists, to write small-G "god," rubbing our faces in their disbelief. But the BBC, being the state broadcasting network of an officially Christian country, would almost certainly write "G*d." (Pardon my censorship, in deference to other religious sensibilities.)
@@stevevasta oh ok
I guess the black hole sun really did come in 1994...
the sun is no way near becoming a black hole so it was most likely Saggitarius A* going rogue
@@nono-sg7zv It's a reference to a song from that year.
@@twiff3rino28 Black hole sun by Soundgarden
Why aren’t all of us gone? It’s 2023.
It's not a real EAS scenario
@@ColaCannon1 oh
Love that they included a suicide tutorial
In the most informal way possible
Pretty emotional
if that really happened I would have never been born!
Same
Imagine if this was real…😂😂😂
the other universe : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Ikr
It went from “we are sorry for interrupting” to “how to kill yourself”
“Doing so will result in lethal force.” What would be the point in using said ‘lethal force’?
Would have been better if it was written in formal English
I like how this doesn't even have an alarm cuz it's not worth it.
POV: You're a British citizen and im playing Universal sandbox.
Them saying they condone sewerslide. Tf they gonna do if I do, arrest me? 💀
Astronomers: NOW NO ONE WILL LIE ABOUT THIS ONE OH f-
POV: watching this before the USA emergency alert test 💀
Ending with the national anthem is the most BBC thing I’ve ever seen😭
"School Will Still Remain Open"
I'm so glad there was no suicide warning💀💀
POV: when the black hole appears and sucks everything during the Big Bang Event
How to not notice:Sleep like theres no tomorrow!!! There's not going to be a tomorrow!!!
how do you do these videos ı gotta learn
The chilling part about this is not dying from a black hole. It won't happen. But the fact that everything we have done, every part of our history. Every inch of us, gone. (except for voyager1-2 and other probes)