WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE! Edit: Update on Part 2... A lot has been going on in my life and its been hard to find time to work on it, but rest assured it will be out by the end of may :)
@@KubaadamiecFor the limitations OP had with Minos and Sisyphus, it goes incredibly hard and is all the more impressive that Sisyphus had such an overwhelming victory
He just wanted to overthink his second defeat to machine on the first layer of Heaven, but their rap battle in the depth of Hell could make even The Council cry (out of happiness) interrupting Gabriel's thoughts.
@@doktorsnotememes3617 he speaks in other times, its just that you cant tell the difference if its him saying it or if its some kind of narrator. The only time its probably obvious is in 4-4 though.
I like to think that they have a party in the same house as Gabriel in the middle of the night and they manages to not just wake up "papas special fockin' boy" but also to REALY piss him off and V1 panicked bcz Gabriel is flying at full speed towards music box with both blades unsheathed
Hey Minos, what’s the opposite of live? 0:00 Hey Minos, what is the singular for “dice?” 0:00 Hey Minos, how do you say “the” in German? 0:00 Hey Minos, what do you do to cloth to color it? 0:00
V1 saying "oh shit" really affected me... his voice just screams out "i fucked up real good", especially with the tone he spoke in.. well said V1... you INSIGNIFICANT FU-
Please…good lord…I need this stretch out to like, 2 minutes, with V2, Gabriel and maybe…idk Mysterious Druid? They’re the only other boss I know who has voice lines (v2 counts bc he has a tts via fan memes)
What if there was a secret level in one of the newer layers and you had to fight all of the bosses you defeated again, but instead of going in guns ablazing you have to spit bars to defeat them once more
@@BitByte1003 Well, I should have guessed （─.─||） A bit disappointed, but it is acceptable seeing how many characters there are and how creative you would need to be to give them all personalities and dialogues of their own. Also I think a slab revolver shot fits V1 more, sounds more powerful than the weak ass regular revolver
WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!
Edit: Update on Part 2... A lot has been going on in my life and its been hard to find time to work on it, but rest assured it will be out by the end of may :)
Sisyphus won, His "Come Fourth Child of Man and Die" Line hits too hard.
Sisyphus obviously
@@KubaadamiecFor the limitations OP had with Minos and Sisyphus, it goes incredibly hard and is all the more impressive that Sisyphus had such an overwhelming victory
V1 cooked tbh.
Sisyphus won. He hit like an earthquake.
"YOU HAD NO SKILL"
"NOW WATCH AS I..."
*_"U L T R A K I L L"_*
"YOU THINK YOU ARE PRIME?"
"WRONG!"
*"YOU ARE ON MY TIME!"*
DAMNNN🔥🔥🔥
Don't forget about the swearing!
He did NOT sugarcoat it
"Fuck you!"
"ENOUGH!"
"Oh shit..."
“DIE!”
“Thy end is now!”
COME FORTH, CHILD OF MAN
We speaking DD red mdoe whit hits one 🗣🔥
I like to think that they are just having a rap battle and Gabriel comes out of nowhere saying ENOUGH because they didn't invite him
is this canon?
@@BitByte1003 it should, pin Hakita an show him this context
8-s secret level theory
Gabriel was sleeping and they woke him up😭
He just wanted to overthink his second defeat to machine on the first layer of Heaven, but their rap battle in the depth of Hell could make even The Council cry (out of happiness) interrupting Gabriel's thoughts.
I simply love how community have chosen v1's voice to be the Microsoft sam
1011001010110
Wait, does he not have a voice in the game? I assumed he actually had that voice
No, the only time he ever speaks is in 4-4, and that's a text box.
@@Nervous_Ari
@@doktorsnotememes3617 he speaks in other times, its just that you cant tell the difference if its him saying it or if its some kind of narrator. The only time its probably obvious is in 4-4 though.
@@3arthQuak when?
holy shit this goes oddly hard
SO TRUE
Like me whit my uncle
Thats what she said
@@eranodelpum9752*with
fr this goes so hard like me when woman
I love the fact that you just put the minos and sisyphus memes but then made your own lyrics for V1
Bro cooked way to hard
AND HE DELIVERED🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥💯🪙🔫
Everybody gangsta, until Gabriel hears you using unworthy expressions
“Come forth, child of man”
“And die”
Hells been real quiet since this dropped
I would love a game mode where you rap as Minos, Sissyphus, V1 or Gabriel and you win by making the best rhymes.
0:45 v1 has bars stronger than the entire prison 🔥🔥🗣️🗣️
"Fuck you!"
" *ENOUGH!* "
[the fact that this goes exceptionally hard and it sounds like they’re actually singing to the beat is unexplainably epic]
V1 spat the best bars I’ve ever heard
The sisyphus part goes dangerously hard
WE BEATIN DOOMBRINGER WHIT THIS ONE 🗣🔥
I like to think that they have a party in the same house as Gabriel in the middle of the night and they manages to not just wake up "papas special fockin' boy" but also to REALY piss him off and V1 panicked bcz Gabriel is flying at full speed towards music box with both blades unsheathed
Hey Minos, what’s the opposite of live? 0:00
Hey Minos, what is the singular for “dice?” 0:00
Hey Minos, how do you say “the” in German? 0:00
Hey Minos, what do you do to cloth to color it? 0:00
Underrated
Creature of Steel
Child of Man
Machine
Brother
These are the names given to V1 by the bosses
As someone who wears a size 14 this is indeed very relatable
"now watch, AS I ULTRAKILL"
"YOU CANNOT BEAT US IN A RAP BATTLE GABRIEL YOU STILL HAVE DADDY ISSUES"
"Now watch as i... ULTRAKILL" was fire 🔥
You think your prime wrong your on my time🔥🔥🔥
Ok, V1 is not only ballin, but he’s spitting bars too?
i never thought that robot voice could deliver such bars yet here i am eating this fine cooked meal
Should've put Gabriel singing at the end too
HC: Gabriel came in to stop V1 from burning down the entire (remaining) world
Nice, Ultragood even
this is basically the first thing i saw about ultrakill
thanks
THIS SHIT SO FIRE IT MELTED TREACHERY 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
V1 cooked so hard Sisyphus and Minos became a pan-seared steak that set the smoke detectors off.
Rapper that Eminem was too scared to diss:
i was not expecting V1 to drop actually hard bars
the fact that this shit unironically slaps is actually scary
V1 saying "oh shit" really affected me... his voice just screams out "i fucked up real good", especially with the tone he spoke in.. well said V1... you INSIGNIFICANT FU-
"come forth, child of man and die."
Goes hard af w "nice try!"
Also u forgot to allow gabriel to spit bars so im waiting rn
diss track of the century
I just realized that gabriel only comes in after v1 swears
"ENOUGH"
The 4 pieces of change in my back pocket:
LMFAO I love how this works so well with every ULTRAKILL character!!!
Gabriel sleeping 😭
John Faith getting in some bars there at the end
V1 did not have the right to cook them like that
"You cant escape-
*BEGONE*"
For some reason this hits really hard
don’t even know anything about ultrakill, watch this on loop 🔥
LET HIM COOK 🗣️📢🔥💯
The Sisyphus feat goes hard
"enough" +enraged
minos prime
Please make one of Gabriel I want to hear him cook 🔥🗣️🗣️
This has no right to go so ULTRAKILLING hard, yet, here we are
WHY DOES IT GO HARD THO?????
THIS IS UNIRONICALLY FLAMES🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
they were just spitting but Gabriel saw the three people he hated the most together and snapped
Can't let the gang know I fw this
Bro cooked so hard Gabriel had to URGENTLY step in
This goes hard on loop! 🔥 🔥🔥
THY END IS NOW CRUSH!
COME ON LET GABRIEL COOK
V1's whiny automated voice starting with "u suck" is so fitting. He's basically a 12 year old with bloodlust and superhuman capabilities
BANGER WARNING
minos vs Sisyphus vs V1 (Steel/Child of man)
And then theres Gabriel coming to get the three of them 💀
Please…good lord…I need this stretch out to like, 2 minutes, with V2, Gabriel and maybe…idk Mysterious Druid? They’re the only other boss I know who has voice lines (v2 counts bc he has a tts via fan memes)
This unirronicaly goed hard
Why does it sounds good
need full version with the back and forth between them was FIRE!
Only reason V1 can win: **you can make him**
I was really hoping Gabriel was gonna spit bars
We need a full version of this it goes way to hard
Wtf that's too good to exist
Finally, the full version
WE MAKIN IT OUT THE LAYERS WITH THISE ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
We need a full version
0:39 imagine Trollge sing that
yo this actually goes hard
We need to add Gabriel to this.
ngl sisyphus has the best voice in any game
This is amazing, keep em coming!
🗣"WEAK!"🔥🔥
this goes harder than the flames of hell
WE NEEDED THIS
I really need full version
it was really nice, i think minos prime won
I need a full version of that V1 part
I'll put this on a phone call. This is fucking insane
This goes incredibly hard feel free to P rank
I am in love with this
What if there was a secret level in one of the newer layers and you had to fight all of the bosses you defeated again, but instead of going in guns ablazing you have to spit bars to defeat them once more
Sisyphus spitting bar🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
WE FOLLOWING SISYPHUS TO RETALIATE HEAVEN WITH THIS ONE BOYS 🗣️ 🗣️ 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 💥 💥 💥 🪨
"You have no skill"
"now watch..as i *ULTRAKILL* "
i've never cooked as hard as this lmaoo 🤣
He cooked
✍ 🔥🔥🔥
🪙🪙🪙
Goes too hard
+DISRESPECT
WHO LET V1 COOK THAT HARD
Agreed
they have no official voice lines so there was a lot more flexibility.
Not Gabriel apparently
Ngl he was talking good. Just dont tell they that i said this
It was me barry, I let V1 ultra cook that hard
Thought Gabriel was abouta spit bars but I guess V1 cooked too hard
indeed
Yeah
V1 cooked too hard Gabriel had to put it down
@@v1_ultrakill_realMinos and Sisyphus had better bars, ngl
@@v1_ultrakill_realbro came back 💀
NOW WATCH AS I ULTRAKILL 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥💯💯
me hitting that sharpshooter bounce ultra ricoshot
* dies from peak fiction *
🔥🔥🔥
me hitting a core nuke with cores only
Damn that 5 star meal be wildin rn
"Go home, you have no skill."
"Now watch... as I ULTRAKILL."
If that ain't the hardest shit ever, I don't know watch is.
You think you're prime? Wrong! You're on my time!
Shut up your bars are weak sit back hear my tecnique
ENOUGH!!
@@partykaykay562O SHIT
No one gonna talk about how amazing the lyrics "nice try!" are rhymed with "child of man, and die!"?
OMG thanks for noticing, i thought nobody would :D
@@BitByte1003 I didn't notice at first but as soon as I realised I just played that bit on repeat because it's so clean!
Like rhythming skibidi and timidity.
@@Nicotriebe quiet
@@TETANUS. Can't silence me if im loose from the soft room.
epic rap battles of history
who won? who’s next?
@@ScuttleBugReal you decide!
Epic Rap Battles of Heaven!!
Big Shoe Ultrakill... Versuuuus... SSSHitLer!
@@Pixel_Aironand Mao Zedung!1!1
It would be incredible, SUPREME or SSADISTIC even, if, mayhaps, the whole cast of ULTRAKILL joined in 👀
too much work ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@@BitByte1003 Well, I should have guessed （─.─||）
A bit disappointed, but it is acceptable seeing how many characters there are and how creative you would need to be to give them all personalities and dialogues of their own.
Also I think a slab revolver shot fits V1 more, sounds more powerful than the weak ass regular revolver
i couldn’t find the sfx in the rip i downloaded :/
@@BitByte1003 Oh. I see.
@@BitByte1003 it still slaps tho🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
"Come forth, child of man, and die!" goes hard low key.
That's the base line from Sisyphus Prime, ofcourse made to fit the beat. Still hits like a truck
We loosing to taht classic palne on wave 49 whit this one 🗣🔥
the V1 section at the end should've been the coin one
Do you the name of it? I was looking but I can't find it
@@oliverchapman2808 th-cam.com/video/TOS7xjxe6M4/w-d-xo.html
Or the parry noise
pretty sure it is coin
it's just the shooting noise
or it's a shot from the marksman itself
@@boombox12 I think it's the pistol shot