HITMAN Professional Mode Challenges - Hokkaido - A Bit of a Stretch, Smoking Kills + 2 More

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  • @GuLe18
    @GuLe18 7 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    Mess with the heat to kill Yuki with the pushy, don't mess with the heat to kill Yuki with the sushi.

    • @ICACJ
      @ICACJ  7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      THAT IS SORT OF ACCURATE.

  • @timantonsenforfaen355
    @timantonsenforfaen355 7 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    You're so underated its insane, its a shame the games you play dosent have a bigger fanbase:/

    • @Andreas_Mann
      @Andreas_Mann 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I like to have him for ourselves.
      Bigger TH-camrs always turn into shite.

    • @LuizAlexPhoenix
      @LuizAlexPhoenix 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jin
      That is star syndrome for you...

    • @broosy4819
      @broosy4819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lol 2 years later

    • @red9348
      @red9348 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      broosy lol 3 months later

    • @34thexperience
      @34thexperience 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      broosy lol 4 months later

  • @bigMooney06
    @bigMooney06 7 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    Hey CJ. Swearing's not the thing YT are going after, all the "ad-friendly" stuff is just kinda at random as far as I can tell.
    I've had loads of videos re-approved after being hit and I swear every other word. Just so you know that going through the effort of censoring yourself is just kinda a thankless task, they'll still ding the videos anyway.
    Keep doing what you're doing though mate! I'm enjoying the content! :)

    • @ICACJ
      @ICACJ  7 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Sometimes I suspect titles with words having any possible negative connotation. Other times I suspect whatever system they use to flag copyright audio is smart enough to detect curses. Other times not a clue. Yes it is pretty random. Regardless the beeps made me laugh anyway. I really enjoy yours too. Would you be interested in doing a collab sometime? I was thinking maybe you do your thing with the sub contracts. And then we could brainstorm a strategy to destroy it on the leaderboard with something awesome. Might be funny to try to get you to replicate some of the tricks too. I've found a few cool ones in the contract IDs your subs leave for you and can link you IDs and vids of my solutions. Let me know. I think it could be pretty funny.

    • @drangod
      @drangod 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      EY BIGMOONEY BIG FAN OF YOU AND CJ!
      And yes, good god. Please do a collab.

    • @NazeMinaj
      @NazeMinaj 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Please do a collab. For the love of God, I love you both so much

    • @profsnowleopard5326
      @profsnowleopard5326 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yep, a great idea

    • @bigMooney06
      @bigMooney06 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Fair enough bud. I've been trying to come up with titles/thumbnails/tags that don't get hit by the ad-bot straight away. So far it's not been happening right away, but after a few days it gets hit. If you appeal it right away they always seem to get it re-approved within about 12-24 hours.
      There's a few videos I appealed two weeks ago that are still sitting as ad-unfriendly so it's as if they forgot about them or something. =/
      But either way, I don't think they strike videos for swearing within the actual video though. I must swear about 200+ times a video in most cases but once they were manually reviewed by an actual person they seem to think it's fine for ads. So I think it's more to do with other "less savoury" behavior they're looking for.
      Yeah, some sort of collab sounds great man. I dunno how well I'd be able to keep up with the crazy speedrun strats though, haha. But I'm sure we'll figure it out. If you're on skype send me a message on my YT inbox and I'll send an add on there.

  • @goosevillenews7932
    @goosevillenews7932 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "..."
    "..."
    "... sorry, I thought I was going to sneeze."
    *best intro ever*

  • @punkstarfunk
    @punkstarfunk 7 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    CJ stands for Cannabis Joint

    • @genocidalsanta3781
      @genocidalsanta3781 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Definitely brings new meaning to "let's do some more"

  • @evanb2437
    @evanb2437 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Hey CJ just wanted to tell you I recently found the channel and love your work - love the skill you have and also your calm demeanor, which is really refreshing compared to most youtubers

  • @MegaLietuvislt
    @MegaLietuvislt 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Just discovered your channel, I love the game, the gameplay, the commentary, the vocabulary and your voice, keep doing what you're doing :)

  • @TheBlackEnigma
    @TheBlackEnigma 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Finally, we get another vid from CJ, and now "let's do some more"

  • @VIVIAN81
    @VIVIAN81 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Your videos are so entertaining lmao I love the personality you bring to them

  • @Stothedqd
    @Stothedqd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Mr. CJ i come from village with only 1 tv. we watch your gamesplays and we love it. me and my neighbor brother Nelson walk 32 miles to town to use internet so we can access youtube to leave comment on your channel. we love you

  • @MathiasL5
    @MathiasL5 7 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Jeg sauna hende ikke is a Danish pun (sauna sounds like savner, which means 'miss') the sentence means "I do not miss her"

    • @HarbingerIV
      @HarbingerIV 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Or in the punny way, "I did not sauna her"

    • @drangod
      @drangod 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's the same in Norwegian.

    • @joerieper6768
      @joerieper6768 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Fun fact: sweden is like only country that has own word for sauna. And word sauna is from Finland where saunas were invented.

    • @xerxes3501
      @xerxes3501 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      JoeRieper im from sweden eller inte

    • @joerieper6768
      @joerieper6768 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@xerxes3501 I really don't know what that means. I am from Finland and my swedish skills are really bad as I live in area where less than 1% speaks sweden so I never used it. I just know some of that language :)

  • @TheForeverAddicted
    @TheForeverAddicted 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    it's awesome to see and hear you in such good spirits and excited about the game. awesome. I'm still keeping my hopes up for challenge videos for H3 with cam and and stuff although I fear that's not probably coming. I think this is the best Hitman content on youtube dude and would love to see you solve the challenges in the new one with a brand new dancing cat and puns and jokes etc.. .Stay well. You're the king of this hitman thing. : )

  • @SoulCalMusic
    @SoulCalMusic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    This video should be renamed: CJ vs the English language :D
    Just kidding CJ, love these video's, keep 'em coming!

  • @bradc1188
    @bradc1188 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I swear you are like the only yt channel I have watched nearly every video 😂 :)

  • @ncrtrooper1946
    @ncrtrooper1946 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just want to thank you for letting me find your channel. Because of you I have discovered my new favorite game series and my favorite youtuber. (It’s you by the way)

  • @justacephalopod5111
    @justacephalopod5111 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Lol. All your names for Yuki really started to make me laugh. Very happy YT recommended this channel to me today.

  • @The_Kewzler
    @The_Kewzler ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It sucks that TH-cam makes you censor your videos I wish people could just understand it’s a joke. Awesome videos man, I really enjoy your pro mode videos and commentary, they are super underrated and top tier 👌🏻

    • @ICACJ
      @ICACJ  ปีที่แล้ว

      They didn't make me censor anything. I chose to.

  • @mendietv
    @mendietv 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    family friend cj. 8.5/10 because its polite.

  • @EviLaKzRay
    @EviLaKzRay 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You make video with passion

  • @outlawkaz6715
    @outlawkaz6715 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Love your videos and strategies CJ you're a cool dude and keep up the amazing work. Much love from Franny D Sanny

  • @paulcar2356
    @paulcar2356 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "stop it, my mouth can't keep up with this stuff", that's what she said

  • @inkblowout
    @inkblowout 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I watched your video cj and bruh the video is clean af bro. Amazing quality and content once again Cj :)

  • @ko60655
    @ko60655 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "let's grab this bust right here"

    • @overtheworl
      @overtheworl 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      You a busta CJ. Straight busta!

  • @yuffmymateria7859
    @yuffmymateria7859 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great video. Just felt like you were having an extra good time in this one. Been waiting for a new one tbh, was a welcome sight in my sub box

  • @legocosmic8423
    @legocosmic8423 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great Video CJ, Love all your Professional Challenges you did on this game. Keep up with the amazing work

  • @nghiadinh7061
    @nghiadinh7061 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    how exactly does the explosion at 05:12 kill Soders?

  • @b166erthanexpected
    @b166erthanexpected 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    what a legend, hope he comes back to deliver us some amazing content

    • @ICACJ
      @ICACJ  2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      back soon.

  • @milanlicina1461
    @milanlicina1461 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    You are a great youtuber CJ! Love your videos let's do some more haha... Sorry for bad eng i'm from Croatia! :)

  • @RamGilamar
    @RamGilamar 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    1:40 in the morning, sleep or CJ? Well, who needs sleep anyways?

  • @PhoenixFlight94
    @PhoenixFlight94 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This CJ guy knows a thing or two about this whole hitman thing

  • @runbeforeyougetintrouble168
    @runbeforeyougetintrouble168 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    **Yuki Suzuki finds a box of cigarettes on her table**
    Yuki: Time to find a place to light up these babies
    CJ: Light up these babies? are you an Infant Incinerator?

  • @aryazdutt
    @aryazdutt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I wish I could like the video 47 thousand times just for "Yuki Suzuki Faluki Deruki with fugu poisonned sushi".

  • @AgeingFPS
    @AgeingFPS 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great humour, along with very classy gameplay is a top combination CJ.

  • @rayne5098
    @rayne5098 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    When you wake up at 8am for work and see on your notifications 'New video from CJ' so you phone in sick and spend all day watching pro mode videos 😀

  • @ryzo7324
    @ryzo7324 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love these, got excited to get home when I seen the notifications

  • @robx4582
    @robx4582 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I get Friday off in the uk so I just woke up , Thx for the video ❤️

  • @BygoneT
    @BygoneT 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I can't wait for HITMAN Season 2 honestly. Shame IOI hasn't said anything in a long time.

  • @MrNinjafreak
    @MrNinjafreak 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm having trouble with a contract. There is 4 targets, and the last target requires you to kill him with a explosive device. However, no one has seen me killing anyone and no bodies was spotted everytime I finished it, but still no SA rank. It keeps telling me that someone noticed my kill(s). Which is impossible considering that I wasen't spotted, they didn't find any bodies, and I did hide the last target (the one who get's killed with ex device) far away from other guards or civilians before activating the device, and I activated it when I was nearby extraction. Any ideas what to do?

    • @ICACJ
      @ICACJ  7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you are exiting too fast. wait 2 seconds after explosion kill to hit the exit prompt. that condition is by design to prevent stupid shit like this. th-cam.com/video/gEbQ1y32r-8/w-d-xo.html

    • @MrNinjafreak
      @MrNinjafreak 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ah I see. Thx man, I'll try waiting 2 secs first :)

    • @MrNinjafreak
      @MrNinjafreak 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      It worked ^^

  • @Monkmandan
    @Monkmandan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Censors curse words in a video of horrible contract murders.lol

  • @shadowronin187
    @shadowronin187 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Another super Vid. Thx CJ

  • @LordHypnos4
    @LordHypnos4 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Agent 47 is such a badass that he snatched a man's scalp from his head and used it as a disguise.

    • @GypsyEyez_
      @GypsyEyez_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Matt Schilling it's a tupee dude chill

    • @ICACJ
      @ICACJ  7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If only Konny's hair came with the disguise too.

  • @ionstriker3721
    @ionstriker3721 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    CJ, when you throw the c4 at the wall and kill soders, how does he die?

  • @neoncity1557
    @neoncity1557 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I just come here for the humor

  • @KrimsonBeat
    @KrimsonBeat 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    fun fact: to taint a fugu fish, you just cut it up like a regular fish... if you don't stun the fish with a blunt hit and then remove the poison sacs and thoroughly wash, the poison spreads through the glands/meat

  • @thedemonferrari
    @thedemonferrari 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    assassins that know yoga. good job 47

  • @hallmarkmetals6874
    @hallmarkmetals6874 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mess with the heat to get Yuki with the Pushi. Sounds like a song.

  • @jakobsin8414
    @jakobsin8414 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I really enjoy this content

  • @mariuszrachwalski8286
    @mariuszrachwalski8286 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I came here for CJ's EPIC laugh. P.S. You Look badass with that beard

  • @averytatavitto9333
    @averytatavitto9333 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    The adpocalypse is here

  • @sochaker1
    @sochaker1 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    can’t understand the way you killed Soders. any explanation?

    • @ICACJ
      @ICACJ  7 ปีที่แล้ว

      he's on the other side of that wall.

    • @sochaker1
      @sochaker1 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      CJ but there is distance between Soders and that wall. never thought explosion from outside could kill Soders. thx for reply:D

  • @faint5738
    @faint5738 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It’s funny how yuki falluki mamooki’s guards don’t find the chef that just served the dead woman fugu suspicious because after she died he sprints off

  • @chrispy8177
    @chrispy8177 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Decker, I mean Dexter has a pack of cigarettes on him, don’t know about the gardener” - CJ 2017
    Then I’m like I know CJ’s got some that’s confirmed

    • @ICACJ
      @ICACJ  7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have not smoked on cam in about 6 months.... so maybe it isn't. Ok you're right.

  • @dillon4031
    @dillon4031 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    "The solution to that was to just..." *shoots guard in back* LOL

  • @ruslansayfullin6194
    @ruslansayfullin6194 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you very much for this video!

  • @loboloob739
    @loboloob739 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    are you streaming somewhere? coz it's very tempting to watch it live :)

  • @jonnyapplefriend401
    @jonnyapplefriend401 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Gardener does have cigarettes

  • @Conduit_K
    @Conduit_K 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Man i miss these videos

  • @stavros7277
    @stavros7277 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Time to change the name of the game in "Bumpman".

  • @mohitvarsha6160
    @mohitvarsha6160 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    CJ feeling very satisfied as he uses the F word.

  • @EddieCreative
    @EddieCreative 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Where do you stream?

    • @ICACJ
      @ICACJ  6 ปีที่แล้ว

      on youtube.

  • @Capp27
    @Capp27 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    How do I unlock the silver baller?

    • @ICACJ
      @ICACJ  7 ปีที่แล้ว

      unlocks are all shown in mastery tab for each mission. That one is in paris.

    • @matejtomala3166
      @matejtomala3166 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      What a noob

  • @iNeZee.
    @iNeZee. 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Really Yuki's Pushi killed her, Ya know too big appetite For Pushi
    :D

  • @borhanl6135
    @borhanl6135 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Do you have a Twitch channel?

  • @LordHypnos4
    @LordHypnos4 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    15:47 Burn baby burn! Infant inferno! Burn baby burn!

  • @MrAVFCJensen
    @MrAVFCJensen 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Keep em coming CJ!

    • @MrAVFCJensen
      @MrAVFCJensen 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      BTW. Jeg Sauna Hende Ikke means, I don't miss her. It's Danish. Sauna sounds like the word "miss" in Danish ;)

  • @bmburke
    @bmburke 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Would love to see CJ livestream sometime.

  • @budgie227
    @budgie227 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    You should upload your first playthroughs when season 2 arrives

  • @Tobiibiias
    @Tobiibiias 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    First like and then watch
    German greets, CJ

  • @linux_penguin
    @linux_penguin 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dexter,nthe gardener and one of the grey hair staff room guards have cigarettes

  • @bittewartensienameladt8528
    @bittewartensienameladt8528 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    An ad actually played before the vid so dont worry

  • @apollothefirst
    @apollothefirst 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Impressive!

  • @mtndew4746
    @mtndew4746 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    the sauna challenge name is in finnish

    • @Cygnus0lor
      @Cygnus0lor 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      No it's not. It's in Danish.

  • @indolvck
    @indolvck 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Let's do some more!!

  • @devenchinso
    @devenchinso 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    How do you get those gold XP guns and..... You seem high ASF CJ. Lol.

  • @ADSM31
    @ADSM31 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Cj have u seen Big Mooney

    • @ICACJ
      @ICACJ  7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes but have not seen Ramon.

    • @ADSM31
      @ADSM31 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      CJ play a kill everyone challenge

    • @robx4582
      @robx4582 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Arjan Musafir In one of his vids he did give him a shoutout by saying he did crazy "Family friendly bleep

    • @jedaaa
      @jedaaa 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rain, what ?

  • @LunchBoxThe
    @LunchBoxThe 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    i like this guy

  • @therealspectre6132
    @therealspectre6132 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why am I always high on weed when I don't use drugs?

  • @garou1508
    @garou1508 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    19:21 SURE you didn't intentionally poison it XD

  • @KrimsonBeat
    @KrimsonBeat 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    in hitman, you should be able to disguise as a woman.. and when NPCs say "hey you're not a woman", hitman responds with "how dare you misgender me, you heteronormative pig" .. hitman updated for today's world

  • @combineadvisor572
    @combineadvisor572 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    oh btw the one you couldn't pronounce i believe is in finnish

  • @TheRealPsychoBeats
    @TheRealPsychoBeats 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    you look like Morgan from the Walking Dead

  • @lovePotato
    @lovePotato 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love yours videos CJ, thx for that

  • @theolemaigre7210
    @theolemaigre7210 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    just realised agent 47 is camerashy...

  • @brhvitor4
    @brhvitor4 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    NEW VIDEO BABEEE!

  • @stephanhernandez814
    @stephanhernandez814 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Your laugh is so cute

    • @ICACJ
      @ICACJ  7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      KappaPride

  • @weisss94
    @weisss94 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:47 its not german i dunno what language it is but i am german and that is definetly not german

  • @mrdfk9410
    @mrdfk9410 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol I forgot about Dexter from Absolution being in this game!

    • @oshke5225
      @oshke5225 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      wait he is? edit: oh yeah i watched the rest of the vid

    • @ICACJ
      @ICACJ  4 ปีที่แล้ว

      it isn't dexter from absolution. he's dead at this point. it is suggested they are related though.

    • @oshke5225
      @oshke5225 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ICACJ Thanks for making that clear

  • @spaghettipotsucka2532
    @spaghettipotsucka2532 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Cj reminds me of the dude

  • @archive1442
    @archive1442 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sushi ほんしょう。へんでいっけ。Hokkaido Is in Japanese mate.
    I am studying Japanese and I can pronounce the Romaji names.

  • @remu5947
    @remu5947 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    7.42 yami yamazuki

  • @bchlebik
    @bchlebik 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    You remind me of Dave attell

  • @drangod
    @drangod 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    _"Jeg Sauna Hende Ikke"_ - Three of those words are norwegian, although it doesn't make any sense.
    _"Jeg"_ = Me
    _"Hende"_ = Happen
    _"Ikke"_ = Not
    So directly translated it is: _"Me Sauna Happen Not"_

    • @zenodio3D
      @zenodio3D 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It’s a Danish phrase, “jeg savner hende ikke”
      Means “I don’t miss her”
      Except “savner” is replaced with “sauna”
      Because, well, you kill her in a sauna.
      It’s a play on words, obviously.
      IO Interactive is a Danish company, their games are filled with little references that only Danes understand

    • @torbjrngeorgsen5985
      @torbjrngeorgsen5985 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its danish. The developers are danish

  • @potatopriorites5652
    @potatopriorites5652 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    NON-TARGET KILL:
    All ad revenue for this video

  • @lunchdinnerlunch
    @lunchdinnerlunch 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Max Dexter and Amos Decker

    • @ICACJ
      @ICACJ  7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Amax Deckter.

  • @Indygenous
    @Indygenous 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    No one's gonna say it? A'ight I'll do it. 9:40 "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

  • @dankeykang6587
    @dankeykang6587 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    U look like Aaron Lewis from Staind bro!

  • @stylintylin77
    @stylintylin77 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    "OPPS" lmao

  • @Odin12347
    @Odin12347 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'M A BIG FAN OFF CJ AND BIG MONEY YAY HAHHAHAHAH

  • @JohnDoeTheGoodGuy
    @JohnDoeTheGoodGuy 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yuki de Gooky
    Yuki de Nukey
    Yuki de Coochie
    Yuki Takoyuki

  • @pietschwalm5282
    @pietschwalm5282 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Jeg sauna hende ikke" is Danish.
    Jeg = I
    Sauna = Sauna
    Hende = Her
    Ikke = Not / Don´t
    However Sauna, in Danish sounds like another danish word "savner" which means "to miss"
    So for the words to make sense it would be
    "Jeg savner hende ikke" = "I don´t miss her"
    So it´s a silly play on words.
    :)