I was raised as a Jehovah's Witness, and I knew plenty of teens and young adults in the congregation who were living double lives. The song rings totally true. I loved it.
Not just the teens, I used to buy tools from this old guy with a truck (like snap on style, but not that brand). He would cuss like a sailor. Found out later on he was a JW when he showed up at the door! Lol
Came here after Digging "it's a great day", this is another one of those Gems we can find on TH-cam. Paul is a real entertainer, and a natural! Thanks for posting!
Hey their fellow human I think that's PCish but had to stop when I saw Paul. My parents saw him many times & #sad4a47yroldboy my Dad passed from what Lil don wants to start selling to MAGOT, asbestos, WTF he really is a conservative he wants to lift us to a Civil War & reintroduce what has killed many nonsmoker & smoker Father's I know that were in the School system. So I betting around 1855 to 1930s my hero! Makin Amerca Greedy Again well top 1% of billionaires anyway! Oh damn I just realized UR POOR TOO! Dang that was a good time anyway!
Im lovin it. Dude you got talent. Im guessing you wrote it. Great lyrics good stage personality. I wish i was still in the music business id sign you up.
I attended a Paul Thorn concert at a small intimate venue in Fort Wayne a few years ago. Really enjoyed his presentation and manner of delivery of his music to us in the audience. Also bought his "Pimps and Preachers" CD and like a bunch of those tunes he wrote, recorded, and performs.
@@lindeezz Voice reminds me of a sick pervert let out of the prison psych ward a year too soon. Bald Paul, the pimp of a vulnerable teen girl, gets uglier every day. Satan chooses queer puppets, uses them. Sick Paul's ugly. Like a worm? Best gig "Paul the Bald" ever had was knocking the teeth out of hogs in Buford, Georgia before they hit the feedlot, so I hear. Allegedly.
We would never let him play our town because Bald Paul seems like a self admitted pervert and asshole...spread the word! If I ever needed a tire repair in Corbin, Kentucky and saw that Bald Paul Thorn was the flunkie they sent, I would drive on the rim to the next town.
@Skjeren Kristjenson ; many speak in obvious ignorance' there are perverts within all organizations, enemies of the Almighty choose to ignore that' what is the underlying reasons.. ? within the schools, clubs of various sorts' even in government' and sports as well' the difference is that Gods organization "the only one that is known by Gods name as its banner" the "one" that does what Jesus taught his followers to do' actually disciplines and excommunicate non repentant wrong doers. Judas Iscariot is a strong example of one that knew what he did was very wrong" and instead of taking up a fruitless attack on God' and his people..
@Skjeren Kristjenson what name are they known by foremost' its foolish to blame and defame ones creator for bad that people do' if Noah went along with the rest of the world in his time' that would have been the end for all mankind' but' the God that Noah worshipped made a way out' for him.. The same God made it possible for anyone to gain everlasting life in a cleansed world and the wicked ones will be done away with' Psalms 37:9-11; what salvation is there in debase entertainment/ songs.. the many organization that refuse to know Jehovah do not appreciate the truth that Jesus was sent to make available to all wanting to leave the wicked ways of satans world and adapt to the Christ like personality.. truth sets us free from the bondage of lies' I hope all the best for you' and yours'
Paul Thorn has a reference on one album to the "get back". Which I think is a juke joint or a barrelhouse. Anyone know for sure about this? Doug Pratt Atlanta, Georgia, USA
I did, and now I'm paying for it.🙄 I had a nice sweet girl and now I'm dealing with a card reading, emotional, wannabe lez, dude repellent, head ache....
This song made me laugh. It is also very sad because if it is not actually a true story, it is a true commentary of how things are.financially for many folks. I made more money as an 18 y/o janitor back in the 80's than what I can make now as 40 something y/o man. If it was not for my pension from law-enforcement, I would be in a dire circumstance. The young gal might rather do anything else to make a decent wage, but it is not available and poverty is a lousy option.
the jehovahs witnesses won't talk to me, sadly. I've read enough of the bible, and their version also. whew what a difference. i would love for them to come back so we can talk.
He's right. Some conditions leave a person with serious choices, where they have to do what they wouldn't do by choice, but have to do for self preservation. Which includes preservation of the mind and emotion. For anyone of faith, consider Than the harlot. The Bible is very topical, never going in depth about anything. Like Rahab, she was accounted as being of faith, though she had to do what's contrary to doctrine. Look at a lot of well to do ministers that never teach the truth and do not draw out the circumstances of biblical narratives. Any number of them, if they had a body of a female that'd make money, they'd leave the pulpit in a New York second.
If you only knew how many HOT JW girls existed You might reconsider your own life choices. Not the right decision, But If you knew who I grew up with. lmao you'd beat that NY second in less that a nanosecond.
That was fucking fantastic. So many things going on in this song. Daddy's gonna kill her for daring to get naked but hypocritically going in to see the strippers anyway. This actually happened to me once- my dad came in the club I worked in. I employed every woman in the club to distract him while I snuck out the back door.
I was a JW. I hung out at a strip club cuz i was my friend's bodyguard cuz she was a dancer 💃....i made money, found a boyfriend who loaned me his car for like 3 months and bought me drinks.... it was an awesome 3 months of my life 25 years ago 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jehovah's used to come to my door about once a month and I would chat with them a few minutes. After about 8 mos I asked them "if your religion and church are so wonderful why have you never invited me to visit?" they don't come around any more.
About 3 years ago I brought home a little blue heeler puppy. At that time the JWs were coming up here about once a month and I would ask them to leave and after a bit of hemming and hawing and such they would go. About 6 months later I realized my little pup doesn't like visitors so I put up "beware of dog" signs where my driveway leaves the main dirt road. They came up here a few days later and my dog happened to be out and the lady drove right past the signs, came up the driveway and got out of the car with three of her JW lady friends. My dog lit into her before she had got five feet from the car. You have never seen people dive for a car faster than that day. It was a warm day so they had the car windows down when they got out and the dog tried to go through the car window to get one of them. They peeled out of my driveway so fast, spraying gravel and I could hear them screaming "drive! drive! drive!"...that was two and a half years ago now and they haven't been back since. I did let my dog keep the strip of clothing she ripped off the one lady's arm through the car window as her little chew toy for a while. Moral of the story, get yourself a good blue heeler, they don't like JWs either.
@@royhoco5748 I agree, I don't dislike them as people I just don't want to have to listen to them. My dog on the other hand, absolutely hates them...and the UPS driver.
Ima jehova witnesses and i see alot of jate comments about it NOW PLEASE IF YOU HATE US THEN DONT WATCH THIS OR SAY RUDE STUFF OR CLAIM US AS SATANIC THOTS PLEASE BE KIND TO OTHERS WE ARE HUMANS ALSO WE ARE NOT ALIENS
Winddragon777 Dog if you are a REAL PERSON and don't have a sense of humor then scroll on by If you are hated then you are doing Jehovah's work silly. An ex JW from the old days when persecution was expected and invited because that was how you tell the Truth from Christendom
so am I, really l do understand after toddler to adult mind control. Yet don't let them bring you down... God the father, Jesus and the Holy Spirit still are there for you, Love
I was raised as a Jehovah's Witness, and I knew plenty of teens and young adults in the congregation who were living double lives. The song rings totally true. I loved it.
Not just the teens, I used to buy tools from this old guy with a truck (like snap on style, but not that brand). He would cuss like a sailor. Found out later on he was a JW when he showed up at the door! Lol
I was a JW. Oh the stories I could tell. You could write a whole album. Thank you Paul✌🏻
One of the BEST SONGS EVER.
"If you can't get a Jehovah Wittness to talk to You,
You might ought to shine up your social skills"❤❤
As a JW I have to agree with this!!
I was raised as a JW, I love this.
I LOVE THE WAY HE TALKS AND TELLS HIS STORIES!!!!!!!!GOOD MUSIC
Agreed.
Your comment reminds me of a line in a song..."..I can't stand the way he sings but I love to hear him talk..."
Came here after Digging "it's a great day", this is another one of those Gems we can find on TH-cam. Paul is a real entertainer, and a natural! Thanks for posting!
Love this guy, can't stop humming or laughing, got out my kazoo! Can now play Joanie. Temporarily Forever Mine's next. Outstanding songwriter.
I have fallen in love with this man's talent, skill and love of story telling. Very glad his music made it's way to my life.
To think the wormy guy is still working at a tire shop in
Biloxi....
Hey their fellow human I think that's PCish but had to stop when I saw Paul. My parents saw him many times & #sad4a47yroldboy my Dad passed from what Lil don wants to start selling to MAGOT, asbestos, WTF he really is a conservative he wants to lift us to a Civil War & reintroduce what has killed many nonsmoker & smoker Father's I know that were in the School system. So I betting around 1855 to 1930s my hero! Makin Amerca Greedy Again well top 1% of billionaires anyway! Oh damn I just realized UR POOR TOO! Dang that was a good time anyway!
We Love Paul Thorne at the King Biscuit Blues Fest Every Year!!!
Not sure what brought me here, but grateful! Great upload! ty ty
First time I ever heard Paul Thorn. Awesome--keep on keepin' on.
Wow. This is really good. Wish I'd heard this years ago
I just heard of you for the first time tonight on the Jim Ladd Show on SiriusXM. Now I’ve listened to some of your other songs and you’re good!!
I heard this on XM on my way home from work today and laughed my ass off!
....every once and awhile a gem like this appears .....this is gold lol
I love his stories that then become songs! Great guy! Won't miss his show when he comes to town!
Brilliant. The kazoo was cool also! 👏👏🤣
Im lovin it. Dude you got talent. Im guessing you wrote it. Great lyrics good stage personality. I wish i was still in the music business id sign you up.
So glad I came across this guy!
This dude is so much fun live
If a Jehovah Wittness won't talk to You. You might oughta Shine up Your Social Skills! ! F'n Hilariously AweSome! ! Thanks Paul!!!
RIMSHOT! Right on target!
You might be doing some thing right
Put a dollar in her G string and she’ll deliver!
Just now discovering Paul, simply awesome performer..
Best Song!! One of My New all Time Favs!!
wow what a talent...writes his own stuff has comedic timeing an a great Musician!kudos to this dude!
Thanks Paul Thorn !!
Got hooked on the song title and very glad I was!! Excellent post, thank you!
I attended a Paul Thorn concert at a small intimate venue in Fort Wayne a few years ago. Really enjoyed his presentation and manner of delivery of his music to us in the audience. Also bought his "Pimps and Preachers" CD and like a bunch of those tunes he wrote, recorded, and performs.
Dam, I Just Found My New Best Friend . Gotta Love Him !! Needed A Good Laugh 😹
As a former inmate of the Watchtower Asylum, I am dying laughing. Lots of high fives for this!
Why don't you tell them about how you went there voluntarily?
@Skjeren Kristjenson what's corrupt about it?
@@ChiIeboy your exactly right. Ex-New cry baby looking for someone to pay them on the back
Omg me too 🤣🤣🤣
I knew one, but by another name . . . very sweet girl. Once a year, I'd take her to the Memorial Service.
Great delivery and a very personable young Man! Nice work!
HA HA! Awesome. Great story telling and great energy, not to mention your voice and song. Excellent!
Voice reminds me of Mitch Hedberg :)
@@lindeezz
Voice reminds me of a sick pervert let out of the
prison psych ward a year too soon. Bald Paul, the
pimp of a vulnerable teen girl, gets uglier every day.
Satan chooses queer puppets, uses them.
Sick Paul's ugly. Like a worm?
Best gig "Paul the Bald" ever had was knocking
the teeth out of hogs in Buford, Georgia before they hit the feedlot, so I hear. Allegedly.
Soooo many of these Joanies exist. 💎
This guy is awesome!!! Mitch Hedberg with music.
Jeff Hunt
Cool comment dude , Mitch
Was 'los enchiladas' pAul thorn is 'dos tacos'
Yeah man. I was just gonna say exactly the same thing: cat is channeling the late great Mitch Hedberg. RIP Mitch.
What a great way to put it! Kudos!
This.
I thought the same thing lol... both super talented and smart
Oh my .. Brilliant. Great work, I enjoyed watching
post as many as you can... I think PAUL is quite a talent BIG TIME AS A SONGWRITER, and of course AS A LIVE SHOW
We would never let him play our town because Bald Paul seems like a self admitted pervert and asshole...spread the word!
If I ever needed a tire repair in Corbin, Kentucky and saw
that Bald Paul Thorn was the flunkie they sent, I would
drive on the rim to the next town.
@Skjeren Kristjenson ; many speak in obvious ignorance' there are perverts within all organizations, enemies of the Almighty choose to ignore that' what is the underlying reasons.. ? within the schools, clubs of various sorts' even in government' and sports as well' the difference is that Gods organization "the only one that is known by Gods name as its banner" the "one" that does what Jesus taught his followers to do' actually disciplines and excommunicate non repentant wrong doers. Judas Iscariot is a strong example of one that knew what he did was very wrong" and instead of taking up a fruitless attack on God' and his people..
@Skjeren Kristjenson what name are they known by foremost' its foolish to blame and defame ones creator for bad that people do' if Noah went along with the rest of the world in his time' that would have been the end for all mankind' but' the God that Noah worshipped made a way out' for him.. The same God made it possible for anyone to gain everlasting life in a cleansed world and the wicked ones will be done away with' Psalms 37:9-11; what salvation is there in debase entertainment/ songs.. the many organization that refuse to know Jehovah do not appreciate the truth that Jesus was sent to make available to all wanting to leave the wicked ways of satans world and adapt to the Christ like personality.. truth sets us free from the bondage of lies' I hope all the best for you' and yours'
I had a chance to see Paul live in Corinth MS. Opted to go back to Tupelo and J R's. Missed a great opportunity.
bless the lord and paul
I miss Paul! And you, too, Jay. :-)
Loved it.....look forward to more!!!!
I love your crazy songs
Yup, one word. PRICELESS.
Thanks !
Paul Thorn Great Great stuff man Thank You
awesome writing, and fun !
THANK YOU FOR SHARING.
Damn! That's a really catchy tune!
just found Paul.........thank you jesus.
we run the Jehovah's witness protection program if in need please reply
That's amazing! ❤
Do you need any more members? I'm a great security guard... Just drink and smoke too much green to be considered a witness.....
Hallelujah!
Paul Thorn has a reference on one album to the "get back". Which I think is a juke joint or a barrelhouse. Anyone know for sure about this?
Doug Pratt
Atlanta, Georgia, USA
Let's hear it the Wisconsin boy .... Hell yeah love it. ....
Ya gotta love it. 2 thumbs up.
Paul Thorn is fantastic, and this is proof of that. but his song "Im gonna whoop some ass". is definitely proof that he is fantastic.
Such a good story teller!
Jehovah's witnesses talked to me, so it's true.
I dated a JW that honored his parents & became so cool a true SMF in my life. Best failed relationship ever ...
A good JW would never date outside of the religion.
I did, and now I'm paying for it.🙄 I had a nice sweet girl and now I'm dealing with a card reading, emotional, wannabe lez, dude repellent, head ache....
Many thanks to you, Jay Curlee, for posting this, and many more thanks to Jim Ladd on SiriusXM for turning a whole lot of folks onto this dude!
The Mitch Hedberg of musicians
I thought the same thing man. The dryness of it all is the best damn part. I don't see how he keeps from laughing his sass off at his own material lol
HELL YEAH ...... LOVE IT .......... YEE YEE
This song made me laugh. It is also very sad because if it is not actually a true story, it is a true commentary of how things are.financially for many folks. I made more money as an 18 y/o janitor back in the 80's than what I can make now as 40 something y/o man. If it was not for my pension from law-enforcement, I would be in a dire circumstance. The young gal might rather do anything else to make a decent wage, but it is not available and poverty is a lousy option.
I was a janitor to jimmy, just wait until you get 65 :)
Jimmy D my sister was a JW stripper! Hahahaha
Back in the 90’s I actually knew a Witness who was a stripper. Her stage name was ‘Trouble’.
Perfect. Rock on girl
great songs paul
I think its safe to say she gets on her knees to "pray" a lot
First time I heard this tune ... Daddy started laughing.. not clapping. Lmao
What a way with the audience. Entertaing and friendly.
love your stuff !!!
Lol! I love this song soooooo much! Giggles!
One can only hope that when Joanie goes door to door witnessing..... that she does NOT forget and wear her tassels to the doors:)))))
I dunno, Jews wear tassels don't they?
A lot more would convert lol
Very Good!!
I CAN GET DOWN TO THIS!!!!!!!
the jehovahs witnesses won't talk to me, sadly. I've read enough of the bible, and their version also. whew what a difference. i would love for them to come back so we can talk.
Jw.org has a part were you can fill out a request from or even a list of locations and times for local congregation meetings.
Paul Thorn f***ING rocks
Kazoo is cool... Tupelo mississippi and Memphis TN people sound that way... Me too
Good one!
Love your guitar tunes there mate bring them on liven up ma lives.
This made me grin from ear to ear! :D
I need this for my ring tones lol
Great kazo impression!
Love ir music
Go Joanie!
He's right. Some conditions leave a person with serious choices, where they have to do what they wouldn't do by choice, but have to do for self preservation. Which includes preservation of the mind and emotion. For anyone of faith, consider Than the harlot. The Bible is very topical, never going in depth about anything. Like Rahab, she was accounted as being of faith, though she had to do what's contrary to doctrine. Look at a lot of well to do ministers that never teach the truth and do not draw out the circumstances of biblical narratives. Any number of them, if they had a body of a female that'd make money, they'd leave the pulpit in a New York second.
If you only knew how many HOT JW girls existed You might reconsider your own life choices. Not the right decision, But If you knew who I grew up with. lmao you'd beat that NY second in less that a nanosecond.
Priceless
Lmao!!! Love this!!!❤
That was fucking fantastic. So many things going on in this song. Daddy's gonna kill her for daring to get naked but hypocritically going in to see the strippers anyway. This actually happened to me once- my dad came in the club I worked in. I employed every woman in the club to distract him while I snuck out the back door.
When She got naked He started clapping. ..priceless!!!!
I was a JW. I hung out at a strip club cuz i was my friend's bodyguard cuz she was a dancer 💃....i made money, found a boyfriend who loaned me his car for like 3 months and bought me drinks.... it was an awesome 3 months of my life 25 years ago 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
great bottom end on that geetar
Jehovah's used to come to my door about once a month and I would chat with them a few minutes. After about 8 mos I asked them "if your religion and church are so wonderful why have you never invited me to visit?" they don't come around any more.
Just answer the door in a loose nightgown, screw up your hair, put a bottle of vodka in your hand,take a big swig...they won't be back, lol.
@@dynahscooter I am certain that would because I am a man.
About 3 years ago I brought home a little blue heeler puppy. At that time the JWs were coming up here about once a month and I would ask them to leave and after a bit of hemming and hawing and such they would go. About 6 months later I realized my little pup doesn't like visitors so I put up "beware of dog" signs where my driveway leaves the main dirt road. They came up here a few days later and my dog happened to be out and the lady drove right past the signs, came up the driveway and got out of the car with three of her JW lady friends. My dog lit into her before she had got five feet from the car. You have never seen people dive for a car faster than that day. It was a warm day so they had the car windows down when they got out and the dog tried to go through the car window to get one of them. They peeled out of my driveway so fast, spraying gravel and I could hear them screaming "drive! drive! drive!"...that was two and a half years ago now and they haven't been back since. I did let my dog keep the strip of clothing she ripped off the one lady's arm through the car window as her little chew toy for a while. Moral of the story, get yourself a good blue heeler, they don't like JWs either.
@@AndyTheCornbread I don't really dislike thee JWs they are just misguided people, I just wanted them to be somewhere other than my door.
@@royhoco5748 I agree, I don't dislike them as people I just don't want to have to listen to them. My dog on the other hand, absolutely hates them...and the UPS driver.
you need a third verse!!
Puts me in mind of Jimmy Croce...
Good one
hell yes
Omg WTH that's my life... hahaha hahaha yes I did that I was a jw and when I left I became a stripper...omg
Damn. When I left, I...did nothing wild. Though I have been to a strip joint a couple of times.
Life's too short to believe in superstition.
Glad you got out!
hmmmm still in business?
I left i was happy asf and u still in businness girly
Rebekah Mcfatridge
Did you go by the name of “Becky”...🤣😂🇺🇸🌺👍🏻
Ima jehova witnesses and i see alot of jate comments about it NOW PLEASE IF YOU HATE US THEN DONT WATCH THIS OR SAY RUDE STUFF OR CLAIM US AS SATANIC THOTS PLEASE BE KIND TO OTHERS WE ARE HUMANS ALSO WE ARE NOT ALIENS
I've seen you guys wandering in my neighborhood... I'm not ruling out aliens.
Winddragon777 Dog if you are a REAL PERSON and don't have a sense of humor then scroll on by
If you are hated then you are doing Jehovah's work silly.
An ex JW from the old days when persecution was expected and invited because that was how you tell the Truth from Christendom
You are not a JW. Why you liein?
I laughed so hard!!!
If you laugh 😂 & like this song!
You are going straight to Hell-O!!!
No you're not, Jehovah's witnesses don't believe in hell
@Skjeren Kristjenson good company you say,(what a fool you are).
Somehow I don't see this as getting on your typical Young Country zombie play list ... too bad that.
...too bad people don't see the forest for the trees.
OBQ radio plays a lot of Paul Thorn stuff (Old Bald Queers
Radio).
Tells a story with a similar dead pan delivery as Mitch Hedberg. Doesn't he?
Funny - Im an ex JW, they have shunned me for 23 years.... im better of tho.
so am I, really l do understand after toddler to adult mind control. Yet don't let them bring you down... God the father, Jesus and the Holy Spirit still are there for you, Love
@@multimango34 Yeah ive avoided anything to do with god since, hes not something i look up to.