Dracula 3000: A Space Vampire Movie That Sucks Something Other Than Blood

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  • The Possum tells you about Dracula 3000, a movie about vampires in space.

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  • @PossumReviews
    @PossumReviews  2 ปีที่แล้ว +118

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    • @hatredisgod3968
      @hatredisgod3968 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thank you!

    • @erickabashi1933
      @erickabashi1933 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thank you for coming back, now for the Garbage

    • @lunartransport5461
      @lunartransport5461 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ahhhh, your videos are the best! Keep it up man!

    • @acemarvel1564
      @acemarvel1564 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This video made me remember something essential about movies in general, we only remember the best ones from the past because the bad ones not unlike today are easily forgotten

    • @metaknight115
      @metaknight115 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I truely love this channel. You're not afraid to call out cancel culture and twitter puritans, but at the (cough, cough, Critical Drinker, cough, cough).

  • @stantusepicus1617
    @stantusepicus1617 2 ปีที่แล้ว +726

    "Its a plus sign, this dude was into mathematics" is such a shittily good line.

    • @ZION73082
      @ZION73082 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      CUZ KNOWLEDGE IS POWER!!! 😏

    • @miniraptor3211
      @miniraptor3211 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      The delivery makes it even better "This dude was in-ta mat-a-matics!"

    • @P-P-Panda
      @P-P-Panda 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      LMFAO YE

    • @ab-gail
      @ab-gail ปีที่แล้ว +4

      6:04 Lol Just amazing

    • @ProjectRedfoot
      @ProjectRedfoot ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I didn't know where you were going with that, *but then I studied CARTOGRAPHY!*

  • @seag7432
    @seag7432 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    The government taking a sex bot and using her for surveillance is the most realistic thing about this movie.

  • @ironicugandan5826
    @ironicugandan5826 2 ปีที่แล้ว +670

    His animation budget has gotten so much better.

    • @brianaguilar8283
      @brianaguilar8283 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      All that Patreon money

    • @ironicugandan5826
      @ironicugandan5826 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@elizabeth5561 It's the beginning of a sentence. You capitalize the first letter. If I went " That's when His" then he'd be a god.

    • @MikkyD666
      @MikkyD666 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ironicugandan5826 I always thought capitalization was important. It's the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, or helping your uncle jack off a horse.

    • @hatkid1398
      @hatkid1398 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      In went from 5 dollars to a whopping 10 DOLLARS!

    • @kiebahow442
      @kiebahow442 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@elizabeth5561 I like how you capitalized I to refer to yourself as a God

  • @SuperFitzieZX
    @SuperFitzieZX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +483

    It’s crazy that even the main character didn’t have enough plot armor to survive to the end of his own movie. Not only that but he dies off screen and turn into a vampire only to die again in an unmemorable fashion.

    • @KuroiShiAnimu
      @KuroiShiAnimu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Respectable writing tbh, at least it's more innovative than any new Marvel garbage

    • @igodreamer7096
      @igodreamer7096 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      That was the twist of the plot

    • @SiriusSphynx
      @SiriusSphynx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      And to think, that quality of writing is now considered normal.

    • @predator7939
      @predator7939 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Speaking of the main character dying off in a Horror movie, I want a Predator movie where the protagantist loses to the Predator but actually on screen of course.

    • @star-rock6466
      @star-rock6466 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ​@@KuroiShiAnimu honestly, I feel like I should expect someone to shit on marvel the moment someone talk about writing or plot at this point

  • @JoJoJoker
    @JoJoJoker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +762

    Just when the world is in crisis the Possum comes to the rescue with his reviews.

    • @ergbudster3333
      @ergbudster3333 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's right, man. I'd hate to get toasted under the Big Light without a blast of Pos to check out on. Cheers.

    • @user-fo1ow1jq3b
      @user-fo1ow1jq3b 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What crisis?

    • @Yogurt_Fingers
      @Yogurt_Fingers 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@user-fo1ow1jq3b What planet do you live on?

    • @dylanmonstrum1538
      @dylanmonstrum1538 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@Yogurt_Fingers No, go on, what crisis?

    • @TakBonez
      @TakBonez 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not all Heroes wear capes, some eat out of the garbage and root about out yard in the middle of the night.

  • @crazeelazee7524
    @crazeelazee7524 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    "The SD card is about to run out of memory space, should we go buy another one?"
    "Nah fuck it, add an explosion and call it quits"

  • @AbrasiousProductions
    @AbrasiousProductions 2 ปีที่แล้ว +484

    "Not my blood, I need to sell that for cigarettes" 😂

    • @tailfin6595
      @tailfin6595 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bidenflation is a bitch

    • @elizabeth5561
      @elizabeth5561 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why have your blood be filled with cancer when you can sell your blood so others can have cancer free blood.

    • @Hotpocketmountiandew
      @Hotpocketmountiandew 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      "Sweet Jesus" - Rico from starship troopers.

    • @AR-mi9cv
      @AR-mi9cv 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      😅😅😅🤷🏾‍♂️

    • @Bl4ckD0g
      @Bl4ckD0g 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Proof that he is Plinkett's other other son, that turned out just like his dad.

  • @ShawnofSteel874
    @ShawnofSteel874 2 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    Bruh, I’ve seen this movie before. And I don’t remember it being so…movie.
    Dracula 3000 was truly the Morbius before Morbius. Truly it was one of the movies

    • @ChallengeIdeas
      @ChallengeIdeas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Indeed, we can safely say that among vampire movies, this one exists.

    • @mirceazaharia2094
      @mirceazaharia2094 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It sounds intriguing. Gonna watch this and Morbius tomorrow. Maybe they're not good, but they might be fun. I won't be paying for them, of course, that would be just silly.

    • @jackalenterprisesofohio
      @jackalenterprisesofohio 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@mirceazaharia2094 no a real insult would be paying half price.

    • @XombieLejon66
      @XombieLejon66 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      And like this movie, Morbius is destined to be one of the things you'd see on cable at 2am on a wednesday. A fitting end.

    • @MrJfizzle11233
      @MrJfizzle11233 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      People are still commenting this?

  • @supereldinho
    @supereldinho 2 ปีที่แล้ว +536

    I still remember watching this movie on VHS with my dad. For the most part we took all of the movie's glaring, overwhelming issues in stride, but I'll never forget the dead-eyed look we threw one another after the ending. We both had a "what the fuck did I just watch?" look on our faces, and after about a minute we vocally agreed that we just wasted our fucking time on this thing and simply popped in a VHS of The Incredibles and had a much more pleasant afternoon. Jolly times.

    • @danieldubrovin8813
      @danieldubrovin8813 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Wait, was the incredible actually on VHS?

    • @chinghamburger2200
      @chinghamburger2200 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@danieldubrovin8813 surprisingly yeah, the incredibles was on vhs

    • @SiriusSphynx
      @SiriusSphynx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@danieldubrovin8813 VHS was still around pretty strong well into the early 2000s. Sorry, you don't live that far in future.

    • @Dingleberrycrunch36
      @Dingleberrycrunch36 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@danieldubrovin8813 no, i think the mandela effect is at play here. Toy Story and A Bugs Life are the only two Pixar movies i can think of that were available on VHS
      Edit: Looks like Toy Story 2 probably was as well.

    • @oWarlock360o
      @oWarlock360o 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Just checked, and it existed indeed

  • @Theminotard
    @Theminotard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    Fun fact, in vampire the masquerade you DO have the keep the stake in, otherwise they become unparalyzed. They get knocked into a sort of frozen state called torpor when you stake them.

    • @edge3220
      @edge3220 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      That's actually a pretty cool concept. Plays into the immortality thing, too. Everything else has them technically still mortal, they just don't die of old age.

    • @Theminotard
      @Theminotard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@edge3220 well if you leave them there too long they start to desiccate and mummify, but they still can die to guns(they treat any non headshot as a weaker type of damage), knives, sun, getting hit with blunt objects. And werewolves…and the clans of vampires that have the ability to grow claws that do a special type of damage

    • @jeffumbach
      @jeffumbach 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      The original concept of the stake in folklore was that you dug up the grave of the corpse that was suspected to be rising at night as a vampire and use the stake to nail them to the ground so they couldn't rise from their grave anymore.

    • @hebanker3372
      @hebanker3372 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@jeffumbach You are wrong.The original vampire tales featured wooden stakes as measures of seeing if the corpse was reanimated.They drove it through the heart and if they saw blood dripping or the body twisting,they then mutilated it and burned it.

    • @shallendor
      @shallendor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      In the Rifts RPG, staking a vampire puts it in stasis, so some master vampires will stake a bunch of their secondary vampires to store them till needed, since that is less blood that is needed!

  • @ablosch2452
    @ablosch2452 2 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    In the original Dracula story, there was a part where Dracula invades a boat called The Demeter. Then the captain binds himself to the wheel after Dracula killed his crew. The plan didn't work because the heading of the ship still worked and this is how Dracula invaded England.
    I don't know why the Captain tying himself to a chair would do the same as tying himself to the wheel, but I guess they were trying to make a shout-out to that? Even though technically in this, Dracula doesn't invade another planet but the ship spontaneously explodes before that can happen.

    • @RazorRamonMachismo
      @RazorRamonMachismo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      and he weak AF here although respect to him for killing the mc

    • @oimeuchapa6995
      @oimeuchapa6995 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Didn't the captain tangled a Rosary with a Cross on his hands so Dracula couldn't get near it?

    • @ablosch2452
      @ablosch2452 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@oimeuchapa6995 maybe that’s what the dead captain holding a cross in this movie was making a shout-out too. But for this movie I don’t see what just being tied to a chair would do, given he didn’t appear to be attached to the control panel or anything.

    • @cartooncritique6625
      @cartooncritique6625 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      This is a clear case of the writers trying to make the movie seem smarter than it actually is.

    • @armouredjester1622
      @armouredjester1622 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      You're totally right. It was a good attempt to reference a better story, but it's still just a dumb movie

  • @elliottblackburn4331
    @elliottblackburn4331 2 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    Coolio once said: “we’ve been spending most our lives on set filming for dracula 3000”

    • @XombieLejon66
      @XombieLejon66 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      "As I walked through the factory of a shitty film set
      I take a look at the budget and realize there's nothing left "

    • @ZION73082
      @ZION73082 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      And I've been hamming and mugging so long that,
      there's not any scenery left to be chewed!
      😏

    • @mikeymike8705
      @mikeymike8705 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@XombieLejon66 😂😂

    • @Tuvok_Shakur
      @Tuvok_Shakur 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      coolio never once said anything remotely close to that

    • @BigPuddin
      @BigPuddin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Tuvok_Shakur You can't honestly tell me you missed the joke here.

  • @theactualTVB
    @theactualTVB 2 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    When the world needed him most he came back

    • @SoulSir5vr
      @SoulSir5vr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Do you mean Coolio or Tiny Lister Jr.?

  • @suprshin
    @suprshin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Best ending I’ve ever witnessed.
    10/10 for the ending alone.

  • @Laxhoop
    @Laxhoop 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Oh no, he’s back! That’s truly terrifying!

  • @Lrr_Of_Omikron
    @Lrr_Of_Omikron 2 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    I knew the actor playing Humvee. I worked at a Hobby Town back in the mid 2000's and he would come in for toy train stuff. I actually built some buildings for one of the towns he was putting together. Kinda funny when you imagine big ol Deebo from Friday playing with toy trains.

    • @vanzy01
      @vanzy01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol

    • @NecromancyForKids
      @NecromancyForKids 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      We all have hobbies

    • @Snake452006
      @Snake452006 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      That’s pretty awesome. I remember reading a story as well from a guy who ran a comic shop that Vin Diesel stopped in one day, shortly after the first Riddick movie came out. The dude said he bought over $800 in dungeons and Dragons stuff, signed a bunch of stuff for the shop, and then left on his merry way. Henry Cavill is also a huge nerd as well. Its fun when celebrities have some of the same hobbies.

    • @aweirdredtoad3637
      @aweirdredtoad3637 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      If that's true, I like the thought of him having his own model railway. Better than being seen as the neighborhood bully in movies.

    • @Lrr_Of_Omikron
      @Lrr_Of_Omikron 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@aweirdredtoad3637 the funny thing is, the day I met him he rolled up to Hobby Town in a blacked out Rover on 22s with 3 other guys lookin all G. Than they all immediately go over to the train section and start talking about trains and getting excited like a bunch of children. It was awesome and made me realize to not judge a book by its cover.

  • @soundwaveshadlow
    @soundwaveshadlow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I remember a friend gave me a pirate copy of this when it came out and he told me it was the best vampire film he ever seen. Bastard set me up.

    • @vicvega3614
      @vicvega3614 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Imagine going to prison for giving away a pirated version of this shitty movie

    • @teejaylecapois9741
      @teejaylecapois9741 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Haha 😄

  • @TomasioTV
    @TomasioTV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    The Dracula in this film isn't even a robot, he's just a regular vampire.

    • @331coolguy
      @331coolguy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Which makes me wonder why even put it into space if they don't even make him into an alien or a cyborg?

    • @afatneckbeard5272
      @afatneckbeard5272 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      so youre saying jason x is better

    • @themug406
      @themug406 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@331coolguy Because its an interesting setting for a vampire movie?

  • @MrArgus11111
    @MrArgus11111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    I'm just glad to see Coolio getting the respect he deserves after his passing.

  • @noiranight
    @noiranight 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Damn, the Van Helsing gene really died out through years.. Great video dear possum!

  • @pretikewl76
    @pretikewl76 2 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    I'm afraid to admit just how happy I get when you post a new review vid. Please never stop.

  • @Nyck-Dee
    @Nyck-Dee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    that ending made me wish all dracula movies ended with an explosion that comes out of nowhere.

    • @mallios13
      @mallios13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It could work, too. In Coppola's Dracula, Keanu rode through a ring of blue fire. Just kersplode him there and end the movie.

  • @samsmith9315
    @samsmith9315 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love the way they threw in a couple of names from Dracula like Van Helsing and Mina, then said "screw it, that's all the effort we're gonna put into this one!" Great review as always, Possum!

  • @DavidsSanity
    @DavidsSanity 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Yes the possum is back felt so empty without you’re reviews

  • @easolinas1233
    @easolinas1233 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    This movie. This movie very literally made me physically ill. I am not joking or exaggerating. I was having flu symptoms when I watched it, but didn't get the flu.
    You're a brave possum to watch it.

  • @nguyenquyetthang1326
    @nguyenquyetthang1326 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    When the world needs him the most, he returns with another outstanding review

  • @igodreamer7096
    @igodreamer7096 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "Dracula 3000? What happened with the others 2999 then?"

  • @smith9747
    @smith9747 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Fun fact:
    Erika Eleniak, the actress who portrays Aurora, became famous due to Baywatch and posed for the Playboy magazine

    • @daishikaze3986
      @daishikaze3986 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Another fact about her is that she played the Girl that Elliot kisses in E.T.

    • @restoreleader
      @restoreleader ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Keeping her alive for the whole movie was obviously the best idea they ever got

    • @flioink
      @flioink ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And also...would!

    • @giuseppeianniello1998
      @giuseppeianniello1998 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And also her second venture into vampire territory after Bordello of Blood.
      Another film that also wasn’t good

    • @Stench512
      @Stench512 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      She was also in Under Siege. She bursts out of a cake and starts stripping, and then does other things later but those are less important.

  • @Hugelag
    @Hugelag 2 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    Only 1 thing can stop him...
    _Pinocchio 3000_

    • @ABSOLUTE_INFINITY_FG
      @ABSOLUTE_INFINITY_FG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Pinocchio 2022

    • @mallios13
      @mallios13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      *Pinocchio, Vampire Slayer*
      "I'm not trying, I just keep running into them!"

    • @themug406
      @themug406 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ABSOLUTE_INFINITY_FG Huh? Your comment adds nothing, its no joke or correction or additional information or input, youre literally just saying anything. Cars 2006

  • @MKarl4
    @MKarl4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Just watched a movie "Shark side of the moon" and I believe it is something that you would love to review. It is pinnacle of movie production when you consider a wtf/minute as the the measurement. Solid 11/10.

    • @jeffumbach
      @jeffumbach 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "Dark Side of the Moon", a space ship wanders into an area of space between the Earth and the Moon that somehow aligns with the Bermuda Triangle and they run into the Devil. Yeah it's a really weird movie. Brandon Tenold has a review of it.

  • @SunniestDeese
    @SunniestDeese 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    My favorite scene was when Van Hellsing said "So, you really are the Dracula 3,000 now." And everyone clapped.

  • @GlidingZephyr
    @GlidingZephyr ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The woman with the pigtails looks like one of those functioning drug addicts you'll come across buying instant lottery tickets and hanging around at a gas station, at 3 in the morning. You know what I mean, the ones who won't leave the counter and shut up until the clerk asks them to?
    I've never watched this movie in its entirety, but now I definitely intend to. (Rest in Peace, Coolio.)

  • @sakuradabp6400
    @sakuradabp6400 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    If you thought Jason in space was ridiculous...
    Edit: the HELL was that ending? After the protagonist died I knew this was weird but like, is this actually a serious movie or was it all a joke?

    • @angrymokyuu9475
      @angrymokyuu9475 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That's the sort of setup for an ending where the camera pans to reveal that either one of them had already made the corrections and just lied as an excuse to get busy or that one of the vampires was still alive(if it weren't for the instaturns, I'd suggest the captain for maximum stinger).

    • @cartooncritique6625
      @cartooncritique6625 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      This movie was probably part of a money laundering scheme.

    • @angryinternetperson6629
      @angryinternetperson6629 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jason X was absolute dogshit. I guess this Dracula movie has an excuse of at least not setting high standards for itself. On the other hand, you'd expect Friday the 13th movies to be pretty amazing, as quite a few of them are. But Jason X is just an utter heap of shit...

    • @themug406
      @themug406 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@angryinternetperson6629 Eh it wasnt worse than any of the previous Friday movies

    • @angryinternetperson6629
      @angryinternetperson6629 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@themug406 That's not true. Yes, a lot of the Friday the 13th movies sucked ass, but some of them were also pretty great. Jason X is just ridiculous. The entire premise is ridiculous for a Friday the 13th movie.

  • @disbeafakename167
    @disbeafakename167 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Dude... Coolio should have been in more movies. Him eating the scenery was the best part of this movie.

  • @sowder
    @sowder 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    THIS IS ABSOLUTELY ONE OF MY FAVORITE WORST MOVIES EVER. GLAD TO SEE YOU'RE THE ONE TO REVIEW IT!

  • @TheOwneroftheIC
    @TheOwneroftheIC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    "How did you know" "I didn't" Has real Zombie Flanders energy.

  • @AquaticIdealist
    @AquaticIdealist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "Oh, he wasn't made well."
    The lines write themselves, don't they?

  • @c4sper877
    @c4sper877 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Fun fact: Captain Varna (2:28) is played by Udo Kier, who played the villain, Yuri in the popular 2001 game expansion, Command & Conquer 2: Yuri's Revenge.

  • @butteryfriedwizard2219
    @butteryfriedwizard2219 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This movies ending genuinely pissed me off. Thank goodness it ended, though.

  • @joevaughn9241
    @joevaughn9241 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I'm always in a better mood after a possum review! 😃👍

  • @jerrymcsendee
    @jerrymcsendee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Ok, the Dracula amputation scream @ 19:28... they mixed in a Wilhelm scream with one or two others, didn't they? That's awesome.
    And that's no mummy either, it's the Crypt Keeper. He's "hell preserved" in his "Sirhan Sirhan" wrap.

  • @TroyGreen717
    @TroyGreen717 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I remember watching this at 2am on HBO like 20 years ago thinking it was some fever dream.

    • @jeremyallen5974
      @jeremyallen5974 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This definitely comes off as a movie that is only played in the dead of night after all the porn stuff finishes its runtime

  • @acemarvel1564
    @acemarvel1564 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    This was of course the weird years of halloween movies

  • @nin10-doh75
    @nin10-doh75 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    He has returned!

  • @zaczane
    @zaczane 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Missed you possum. Your regular passive
    negativity actually makes me happy sometimes. So thanks.

  • @mikerazor7
    @mikerazor7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    I'd like to imagine that this movie was Coolio's biggest regret.

    • @danieldubrovin8813
      @danieldubrovin8813 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Dracula 3000 was to coolio what Garfield is to Bill Murray

    • @mallios13
      @mallios13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I'm convinced Coolio was legit too high while filming this to even remember it. Watching it must've felt like seeing a doppleganger.

    • @BigPuddin
      @BigPuddin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well, he can't regret shit now.

  • @dr.sommercamp3435
    @dr.sommercamp3435 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That salvageship looks kind a familiar...there was a (also) failed 90. Sci-Fi-Show named "Space Rangers" it had an allstar Cast and superb music by Hans Zimmer & Mark Mancina!

  • @hobowizard3124
    @hobowizard3124 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    As a Romanian, hearing "Transylvania planet" and "Carpathian system" gave me too much hatred than I ever expected to feel over a shitty movie.

  • @kiopho
    @kiopho 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Welcome back, we missed ya.
    Also, I just noticed that Виктор Александрович Гонтар is no longer a patron. I hope he's doing fine.

  • @soulbrother5435
    @soulbrother5435 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    new Possum video, unexpected but always welcome addition to the day

  • @SillyPom
    @SillyPom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Back when this was available at the local video rental outlet, I really thought that it was the third installment in Wes Craven's Dracula movies. Like, the director and studio had all just gotten fed up, said "ahh ferkit," and this was the direct to DVD conclusion that was churned out in their absence. Live and learn I guess.

    • @Jeffrey314159
      @Jeffrey314159 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That's what I was thinking it was a sequel to the Dracula 2000 movies by Wes craven

  • @TacDyne
    @TacDyne 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Not my blood! I need to to sell for cigarettes!" Oh man! Such truth.

  • @glibberglobber9358
    @glibberglobber9358 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My favorite possum-related movie review chanel is back!

  • @theitchyspot
    @theitchyspot ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "So the two girls are against salvaging the ship, because they don't know what happened to the crew and it's spooky... but toxic masculinety prevails!" lmfao!!! god knows, I so fricking like your reviews.

  • @researcherchameleon4602
    @researcherchameleon4602 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Maybe for your Christmas review, you could review “Joshua and the Promised Land”

    • @tultsi93
      @tultsi93 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or The 3 Wise Men.

    • @cradiculous
      @cradiculous 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No...
      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    • @sagrawolf
      @sagrawolf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He should it’s one of the worst movies ever made

  • @MrCake-hl6md
    @MrCake-hl6md 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The return of the possum!

  • @jozefkovac6858
    @jozefkovac6858 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Sometimes you have to wonder, how a movie like this could have been made.

  • @jenswonderfulworld6369
    @jenswonderfulworld6369 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That was the most chaotic nonsensical ending I've seen in a long time! 10/10!!

    • @SolarisKane
      @SolarisKane ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But not the worst. Watch Beneath the Planet of the Apes. Spoilers...
      The hero from the first movie comes across a planet destroying nuke worshipped by humans with mind powers (wut?). The hero gets spurned by the apes again and says fuck it and activates the nuke destroying Earth. Yay?

  • @b3rz3rk3r9
    @b3rz3rk3r9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Wow, never thought I'd see an action horror film with religious connotations worse than Deliver Us From Evil, but here we are.
    At least, I think it was bad. Man, it's been years since I've seen it and I only remember that last segment.

  • @TheGreenarrow88
    @TheGreenarrow88 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is one of those mysterious DVDs I always saw at the video rental place with a memorable cover that I just instinctively knew was an utter turd. A shame Udo Kier was attached to this, but the man is a professional and has been in his fair share of turkeys. I recall vaguely watching this on sci-fi I think back in the day and for some reason this melded with Jason X in my head.

  • @ludditeneaderthal
    @ludditeneaderthal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Not my blood... I need to sell that for cigarettes!". Christ, my life summed up in a punchline

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Bad movies like this are only tolerable to watch when this guy is roasting it in the background

  • @fmsyntheses
    @fmsyntheses 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I wonder if Coolio was a fan of Red Dwarf. He's giving off some serious Danny John-Jules energy.

  • @fattiger6957
    @fattiger6957 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I knew this movie was gonna suck, but I assumed the ending would at least make sense. I wonder if they ran out of money and wouldn't have enough to film the real climax so they just threw together an new ending over a weekend.

  • @BlackburnBigdragon
    @BlackburnBigdragon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    How long has it been since we've had a horror movie with likeable characters that we care about? You would think that if characters are being hunted and killed by evil, unstoppable, forces, that the film makers would want us to actually care about the good guys instead of making every-single-one of them complete a**holes.

  • @AbrasiousProductions
    @AbrasiousProductions 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Finally your back! Your the greatest possum!❤

    • @ProjectRedfoot
      @ProjectRedfoot 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You're*

    • @AbrasiousProductions
      @AbrasiousProductions 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Correcting my grammar won't fix the emptiness in your life.

    • @ChallengeIdeas
      @ChallengeIdeas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@AbrasiousProductions But it will put some verbs in yours.

    • @ProjectRedfoot
      @ProjectRedfoot 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AbrasiousProductions You're right, *It won't!* 😭

  • @cahallo5964
    @cahallo5964 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    18:33 actually yes you have according to folklore which is why vampires got either cremated or buried with the stake still on their heart

  • @joyjones8231
    @joyjones8231 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    You only live once and I bet Coolio had a blast playing a vampire.

  • @unformedeight
    @unformedeight 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Randomly thought that I want a horror comedy where they defeat a vampire by googling a picture of the sun and showing it to him and he burns and not a real picture but a poorly drawn one

  • @t1mmypsp
    @t1mmypsp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Possum! Long time no see, man! Awesome job on the review as always! R.i.p Coolio and Zeus (deebo). That ending was terrible for my taste I mean, Jesus! I guess that's why they call it a downer ending

  • @spongerobert
    @spongerobert ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is literally Red Alert/Tiberian Sun FMV cutscene quality. Visual quality. The writing in RA and Tiberain sun was awesome and the cutscenes are actually very cool. Maybe some of the Westwood Studios employees made this as a side thing in secret with money that was meant for pizza for the programmers. They only went hungry one night.

  • @tvbnine793
    @tvbnine793 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Ah Possum, the only TH-camr I'm cool with watching ad breaks for. Happy Spooktober everybody!

  • @UltravioletNomad
    @UltravioletNomad 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This movie come out AFTER the first two Scary Movies and yet seems like its exactly the thing Scary Movie was parodying.

  • @AmishParadise27
    @AmishParadise27 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    If vampires only come out at night, wouldn't it not make sense for them to be in space with the sun and other stars being around?

    • @mallios13
      @mallios13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Even on Earth, would vampires have pock marks from starlight? Would they have a sunburn from full moonlight?

    • @grogc6942
      @grogc6942 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kinda on a tangent but as a Warhammer Fantasy fan, I was always stunned no one thought of the Vampire Coast earlier. Vampires that live under the sea because they don't need air or sun and just pirate the living hell out of everything.

  • @michaeldebidart
    @michaeldebidart 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It’s really weird seeing the $10 patron shoutouts not include Victor Alexander Vichgontar

  • @Kinnakeeter
    @Kinnakeeter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    You know Coolio was also in an episode of Charmed. RIP Coolio

  • @OppositeOfNinja
    @OppositeOfNinja 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I love this movie. Anything with Casper Van Dien is worth a look, as even when it's as daft as this one he still gives a proper performance.
    The wrist-mounted 90s warehouse order scanners they used as tricorders was a nice touch too

  • @Ars-Nova258
    @Ars-Nova258 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Dracula 3000 has of the worst dialogue I’ve heard outside of the MCU’s She-Hulk.

  • @MaybeACop
    @MaybeACop 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I knew of this movie but had never seen it. that trash ending is almost something to be admired

  • @strikingsarcophagus
    @strikingsarcophagus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Yess! Prime Possum content!

  • @mayonnaise3959
    @mayonnaise3959 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The way they introduce there characters is like choosing your class borderlands

  • @sandyman3070
    @sandyman3070 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Sam O’Nella, blue jay, AND possum all uploading in the same week? What did we do to deserve something so magnificent

  • @diegonx7489
    @diegonx7489 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    oh hell yeah he's back

  • @LookAtEachOther
    @LookAtEachOther 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The only horror movie that has made Possum technically pee himself...
    Also planet Transylvania in the Carpathian system. Gee, someone opened a geography book.

    • @minespatch
      @minespatch 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maybe they were Rocky Horror fans? 😆

    • @mallios13
      @mallios13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      In Dracula 4000, they'll have to fight Vigo the Space Carpathian, which will involve sending him back into the low budget sci-fi giant screen, trapped in a gif for all eternity.

  • @SwiftNimblefoot
    @SwiftNimblefoot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You should have had Nos-4-A2 from Buzz Lightyear guest star on this episode instead of the cyber-vampire. :) Also, huh, never knew Coolio died. I assume not peacefully, as most rappers tend to.

  • @LordDeathslayer
    @LordDeathslayer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Somehow... Possum returned.

  • @michaelaurban4120
    @michaelaurban4120 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My son just asked me yesterday if there were any new Possum videos. Then this came up today 😂😂😂😂! So I left him a note so he could watch this after school today! THANK YOU POSSUM 🎉!!!

  • @DieselWeasel
    @DieselWeasel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I think you should review Lone Wolf (2020). It's the epitome of "found garbage".

  • @striderreborn1467
    @striderreborn1467 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I personally find it funny that the actor playing Van Helsing in this, was previously in a Horror/Comedy as a Vampire where Vampirism is an STD. lol (I'm referring to the film "Modern Vampires".)

  • @edge3220
    @edge3220 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The only single positive of this movie being made is that 18 years later Possum reviews it.

  • @SenpaiiTrykono
    @SenpaiiTrykono 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    God finally your back..

  • @rileyjfosbre6383
    @rileyjfosbre6383 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Guess you really can’t judge a movie by its cover. I remember as a kid thinking it would be “too scary” based on the cover art when I saw it at blockbuster.

  • @trashratman6437
    @trashratman6437 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Nice a new possum video

  • @a.g.m8790
    @a.g.m8790 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This movie has legendary status for me and my sister. We watched it high af when we were kids and I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so much at anything else in my life. At the end when the sex robot said she wanted to smash my sister laughed until she literally threw up
    “Woo hoo in the front row ain’t gotta tell me twice!” 🏃🏼‍♀️🏃🏾‍♂️😂

  • @EmoBunny69
    @EmoBunny69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I welcome back our Possum Over Lord!!!

  • @dragnguy2093
    @dragnguy2093 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    What an anticlimactic ending. The mc just dies and I guess drac is just screwed to wander around for a few hours. Meanwhile robot decides to remember she can fuck. What a weird way to end

  • @heatfan4life559
    @heatfan4life559 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    One of the best comedy films in the last 20 years.

  • @AmityvilleFan
    @AmityvilleFan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    But it has a pretty nice amount of B-listers to its credit.

  • @Jilktube
    @Jilktube 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The single most underrated review channel.