Orks vs Crimson Fist. Unleashing the God-busta Megastompa! Warhammer 40k
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 28 ก.ย. 2024
- Gerry! Gerry! Gerry! The God-Busta Megastomper from Kromlech has hit our battlefield and Producer-tier Patrons from Patreon made the absolutely insane stats and then asked resident Waaagh specialist James Jones to pilot the monstrosity. Space Marine Steve has assembled a force of Imperial Knights and Crimson Fights to try and bring this thing down.
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UNIT OVERVIEW
The God-Busta Megastomper is a custom model designed and created by Kromlech - Bits of War for tabletop wargaming. This document represents some house rules for using it in Warhammer 40k.
POINT VALUE: 1000pts
PROFILE: (Patreon Producer-tier)
M: 14", WS: 2+, BS: 4+, S: 10, T:14, W: 30-60, A: 8, Ld: 20, Sv: 1+
M: 10", WS: 2+, BS: 5+, S: 9, T:12, W:15-29, A: 9, Ld: 20, Sv: 2+
M: 6", WS: 2+, BS: 6+, S: 8, T:10, W: 1-14, A: 10, Ld: 20, Sv: 3+
SPECIAL RULES:
Blown to Bitz: When this model reaches 0 wounds, roll 2d6. If either one of the dice is a 5+, it explodes. Units within 3" of this model suffer D6 mortal wounds. Units within 4"-6" suffer D3 mortal wounds. (Patreon Producer-tier)
Transport: This model may carry 25 ork infantry. Mega nobz and jetpack units take 2 spaces.(Patreon Producer-tier)
Krumpin!: When this unit completes a charge move, deal d3 mortal wounds to one enemy unit within engagement range. (Patreon Producer-tier)
Gargantuan Stride: Gerry may step over any building or unit during the movement phase. Additionally, this model may shoot and charge in turns in which it falls back..(Patreon Producer-tier)
Bigger Kustom Force Field: 5+ invuln save to ork units wholly within 12” of this model. ((Patreon Producer-tier)
WEAPONS
God-Stomper Mega Saw: (Patreon Producer-tier)
Sweep- Range: Melee, Type: Melee, Strength: User, AP: -3, Damage: 3
Make three hit rolls when using this weapon
Krush- Range: Melee, Type: Melee, Strength: x2, AP: -4, Damage: 3 + 3D3
Any hit rolls of 1 give the bearer 1 mortal wound
The Godly Gatling Gun: (Patreon Producer-tier)
Range: 30", Type: Dakka 40/20, Strength: 6, AP: -1, Damage: 1
The Boom Boom Blaster: (Patreon Producer-tier)
Range: 30", Type: Heavy d6, Strength: 10, AP: -3, Damage: d6, Special Rules: can fire twice if no other gun collection guns are fired.
The Deadly Death Ray: (Patreon Producer-tier)
Range: 75", Type: Heavy 1, Strength: 18, AP: -6, Damage: 3d6, Special Rules: “IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR” : Ignores Invulnerable Saves, Damage is Dealt in a 75" line, all friendly and enemy units in the line drawn from Gerry and the declared target must roll 1D6, on 1-3 they suffer 1D3 Mortal Wounds, on a 4-6 they avoid the beam. (Patreon Producer-tier)
Gut-Busta Cannon (Patreon Producer-tier)
Range: 36", Heavy 2D6 shots, Strength: 9, AP: -3, Damage: D3, Special rule: Blast. If this weapon hits, units with the non-vehicle keyword within 13" are moved away from the target unit in a straight line 3".
The Led Launchers:
Range 30, Dakka 15/10, Strength 5, AP -1, Damage 1
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God-busta Megastompa right here: bitsofwar.com/orktober-2021/1643-god-busta-megastomper-limited-edition-set.html
The show is just awesome guys, but the armies are getting little repetitive... I know it is not easy, but it would have been nice to see some harlequins, necrons or demons...
I seriously would love to be on the show and face off against you guys, you all are huge inspirations for me and this hobby, you bring content that I love watching and getting into, especially while building and painting!
@@MrGeorgiko if anything imo is repetitive, it's the player names. 3 Nicks? 2 Mikes. And you expect me to believe Steve was trained by Steven! Come on that's just bad and lazy narrative. Then 2 James Jones. Your just insulting the fans with at this point. I could never accept this as cannon!!!
@@raymckay585 and we both play orks!
Seriously tho, I wish Chris was my dad
@Ray McKay @Dominik Madaj Sometimes I feel like I don't exist ;)
I just want to point out that a Warhound Titan is 2000 points, so twice as much as Gerry, and it's stat profile is as follows: WS4+ BS3+ S8 T8 W50 A4 L10 Sv2+. The Warhound also has only two weapons that amount to 40 shots at S6 AP-2 D2 and no specialized melee weapon (just its feet attacks). Gerry really needed to be the entire points cost of the Ork Army
Yeah, this honestly was just stupid. Gerry should cost.something like 4000 points, it’s output is comparable to a reaver Titan
@@jwtaylor87 no, it would be unplayable, the warhound is unplayable and a terrible model. warhound should be max like a thousand points. this should be more at 1250 points
no
And a WarLORD Titan, which is 5500 points and rather a lot bigger than Gerry, is still only T9. Whoever came up with that statline has clearly never looked at other big stuff before.
What's more, a native 1+ save is completely broken, which is why GW have done some errata in 9th to ensure it's not possible to get one. Although an unmodified 1 is still a fail, a MODIFIED 1 is a pass - and the rules say that a die roll can never be modified below a 1, which means that if you roll a 2 vs AP-6, that's a modified 1, which passes. Effectively, Gerry should have had a 2++ ;-)
@@firmak2 the war hound is boring to play so I’d rather it be unplayable then broken at 1,000 points
In this heartbreaking episode, I am forced to choose between my two great loves of rooting for orks and rooting for Steve.
Tune in next week, where Play On Tabletop forces me to choose which child to keep, with a special Patreon-exclusive video in which I choose between which arm goes in the woodchipper!
I read this in JT's voice in my head! Epic!
That is a tough choice.
Man, only 4 out of 44 ranged weapons for knights are able to wound that thing on better than 5+. Patreon did not give a fuck about it being fun to play against that monster. I would definitely recommend some, you know, balance, if you ever plan to put it in another battle report.
for real
Warhammer is not about balance. Just forget about it.
Moreover this Stompa is bigger than Warhound titan. Of course knights cannot do anything against it!
1000 points for Jerry was way, way, way, way, way, way, way, WAY too cheap. rofl
mby 1250 points, but thats a titan, it should be this strong and atleast viable.
@@firmak2 cheapest titan is 2k point
@@shogunjim4257 yes and its almost universally agreed it should be atleast half that much.
@@firmak2 according to whom? Any articles relating to the matter?
@@shogunjim4257 no, youtubers like this one and reddit. I have never heard anyone say "the warhound titan is fine"
There should have been a mega unit for Steve to slug it out with Gerry, that would have been epic.
As we amass a bigger collection of mega units (looks at boxes of Manta) unique and gigantic games are definitely in the future.
@@PlayOnTabletop As a Warhammer noob is there a emperor class Titan model?
@@PlayOnTabletop I was just about to ask, can we expect to see a Godstompa vs. Manta battle in the future?
Gigantic Tyranid sandworm maelstrom charybdis from below, when?
@@Onyex. It is called Imperator class, but yeah it does exist.
I would like them to expand Adeptus Titanicus to include Ork and Eldar Titans, as well as some more Chaos looking traitor Titans & Daemon Engines.
Would like to see the equivalent of an Ork Titan Maniple face off against the Imperium.
I cannot say how easily this could be done, and how awesome it would be.
We’ve already got eldar wraithknights, 3 size classes of Titans, and multiple super heavy tanks or planes. Maybe make an XL avatar of khaine and you don’t even need to make any truly new models.
With orks, there’s so much that could be done it feels wrong…
@@nathanieleck1023 Don't forget Tyranids. They can produce some truly massive beasties, if they wanted to. I think I've seen a cinematic of some Titan-sized Tyranid somewhere. Don't quote me.
Absolutely 100% agree. It's the reason I don't collect Adeptus Titanicus, due to the lack of diversity
Between Titanicus and Aeronautica, its just a long road back to epic
@@Bluecho4 I mean, we’ve already got the hierophant bio titan, which is already made by forgeworld, and we’ve got hierodules which are roughly knight sized. They’d probably need a few new titan models, but they shouldn’t be at all too hard to make work.
i love the "sad nick" counter. you really had fun with the editing on this one!
Do you know how hard it is to get a photo of Nick sad?
@@benwaardenburg They probably had tons of photos considering how many explosions failed to go off
44:18 Moment of Steve! Oh that fading smile...!
9:45 had me busting out in laughter for some reason
46:00 Ok, that one cracked me up - Gerry! Gerry! Gerry!
Gerry was seriously under costed at 1000 points
That outcome was expected. Jerry truly cannot be stopped. Mad respect for Steve.
This was pretty fun to watch! Love it when you guys have Jim come by! Hey Steve, if you could win a million dollars by taking Jerry down, what changes to your list would you make to ensure you go home with some fat stacks?
I had a blast, always a pleasure to play my buddy Steve.
Tau Nick's editing is hitting a whole other level now
My editing is so good people think it's Nicks!
I feel immense joy that's it Jim running the giant megastompa ❤️
This feels right.
This feels good.
It felt great! Love playing Steve, such a good sport.
Okay, I gotta admit, your "Credits" killed me, that was some hilarious stuff :D
I hope the next one has the custodies, it would be awesome to see them again
Apparently their Custodes player has moved away. I would offer but: 1) I only have a 655 point army and 2) I live across the Atlantic, in Britain
Nah, If you can't afford frge world stuff Custodes are pretty boring. They have like 2 UNITS and some HQ... :(
@@maciekwilkosz6377 their forge world stuff is pretty decently priced, some of it. Also, terminators, guard, warden, bikes and 2 pure HQ models. That's not bad. The shield captain and vexilus praetor, yeah, are HQ but it's Valerian and Aleya and Trajan Valoris who are the main HQ. They also have a land raider, dreadnought and Astra Telepathica units if you want more expansion.
Love the Kromlech model line. Gerry Gerry Gerry!
Loved it. The world needs more Stompas
For the Imperium, this vile xenos weapon must be destroyed!
Just finished watching it when I got home from work...great work guys!!!
The editors notes and labels get me 😆
The sad Nick counter is amazing hahaha
"People like Orks, not Space Marines"
The People: *WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGH*
WHAAAAAGH!!!
Gerry! Gerry! Gerry! also whomever was edited put in some work this episode, great job you guys!
Thank you!
I watch 2 matches of them. And I must tell Steve: "Don't play with James anymore, you been crushed." 🤣🤣🤣
i love that the editor is just so sarcastic in this one lol
It was a struggle
Absolutely loving this battle report! Especially "Nick sad count"
As fun as Gerry is, I think next time it's best if it turns into a whole scenario rather than a normal batrep, like "capture X cogitators before Gerry tables you", cause at 1k points, that thing is busted as fuuuuuck.
We will be making changes to Gerry in the future
After reading the intelligence about this massacre to the Crimson Fists, the Ordo Xenos should decide to hunt Jerry down with a company of the Deathwatch and the support of a Warlord Titan... poor Steve Marines... ;)
This was amazing, more of Gerry please.
Gerry is always welcome!
Gerry: *turns to knight* *charges*
Knight *poops, at least a little*
I would LOVE to see Gerry to fight alongside Midwinter Minis' great Gargant. They both seem sized up to be a supa-stompa and gargant
Oooh. That would be fun!
What on Holy Terra is Jerry's theme?
I feel a need for Krumpin'
This is bad dude Steve have to bring castellon knight and dreadnought and some invator tactical suit
Steve fought so valiantly!!
Lmao
The Jerry rampage was fun to watch
Merely a Steve to the Jerry
😂😂😂
10:53 HA.
Love the effects.
That bugle noise when they use a strat xD
We all need a friend like Steve
Those of us who count him as a friend are very lucky
10:45 love the animation
i cant believe i missed this one!!!! so cool thank you guys
I like that the editor put in the time and effort to make a sad nick counter but not a Gerry counter
It's important to have priorities
I'm pretty sure that no matter how intense my genetic modifications are, no matter how tough my armor is, no matter how strong my faith in the Emperor may be, I'd definitely be shitting someone else's pants if I saw something like Gerry accelerate to 'ramming speed' toward me.
lmao these Gerry pop montages are on point pls bring him back for more soon
Ah my OCD sees a missed opportunity when your Crimson Fist Knight's fist is not.... crimson. 😊
Typically when fighting the equivalent of an MMO Raid boss, there's at least 3 other people fighting the boss with you. Lol
I love the God-Busta. One of those things I never knew I needed.
He really should have brought some eradicators and that imperial knight that has the super melta and harpoon gun lol
The very first editors note is wrong. "That's no moon" is from Star Wars episode 4. Not Star Trek.
There is an ongoing joke at the studio about mixing Star Wars and Star Trek references but unfortunately it falls flat without that context
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHH!!!! Always a treat to see James on the channel. KRUMP EM BOYZ!
WHAAAAAGH!!!
Lol That God-Busta Megastomper was so cool and epic ! lol I loved it!
The editing on this video was fantastic. Loved the jerry moments, and I’m warning you play on we better see jerry and Watson go head to head or else🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Watson has no chance.
Mr Initiative himself came to try and taunt our skeleton boys. I say let em fight it out
@tabletop! Did Steve forget about exploding 6 on Bolter guns? The sons of dorn are ashamed
Mega stomper should be like 1,250-1,500 points lol.
This fight reminds me of thst book where ciaphas cain faces a massive stomps coming in and they eventually take it down by blowing up ice tunnels below where its going to walk with mining charges.
This was a fun video and fun idea, but ultimately the point is moot and should not count against the Year of Steve. That thing looked at balance, laughed, and gave it 3d6 mortal wounds.
I want to See God-Monster-Machine vs. God-Monster-Machine.
This was cool.
A battle of giants to witness!
Great battle report
Great video👍
THE ORKINATOR
If you didn’t chant with them, it’s ok, you were doing it in your head anyways by the time the video ended.
1:38 I don't know if he was kidding but it say star trek reference even though it's a star wars line.....
Would be great to see some 30k primarchs in 40k with patreon custom rules. A “what if x survived hh and was helping Guilliman in the 40k universe.”
Don’t think Steve was feeling very gerry after this game
I love when this dude is on, he's a great player and fun guy :D
I love Steve too 😜
Crimson Fists vs Orks? this feels familiar somehow.
That Sad Nick Counter just killed me.
How can the Gut busta cannon be so massive yet weaker than other weapons hahahaha
Gerry go BRRRRRRRRRRR DAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKA!!!!!!
I really love your work guys! Much love from Germany.
WS 2 and BS 4 was a bit silly and not very orky - I think the patreon members forgot what army this thing was for!
Despite this being an auto lose scenario for the fists (1000 points 😂 wtf) it was a great watch, and Steve make a great effort! Really fun batrep.
Honestly though, I love the god stomper, it's really cool, but it should be WS 3 and BS 5 and pointed correctly.
Your not wrong, we knew where this was headed and had a blast getting there.
Dear god, thats no moon, please thats not a star trek reference, its a star wars reference were they first discover the deathstar near alderean , a Han solo quote
Ya I know that's the joke man
SOMEBODY FIND JT'S PANTS!
I am really surprised no mega lifta dropa!
Great game! Steve should have brought a bigger gun!
i have found my new sports channel way to go guys keep it up
GERRY! GERRY! GERRY!
Take a shot every time they say "Jerry"
Please don’t. You may die.
@@PlayOnTabletop Even if you survive, you *will* need a new liver.
all praise JAMES!
Lol thanks
I'm pretty sure the editors note at the beginning of the video is not correct when James says "that's no moon". I'm thinking he was talking about when the Death Star is seen in Star Wars. Yep, I'm a f#cking nerd lol.
Please make the Sad Nick Counter a recurring thing on the channel
Can you do a ork walker vs knights (maybe a Titan) it would be amazing. Also have Gerry there too
Look it's a fun Battle again.
Steve always brings the fun and quips...
But 60HP and super cheap makes Gerry a bit meh
Jerry is indeed Mighty.
Truly Jerrifying
GERRY, GERRY
Dat wuz krazy!
Great job!
40:10 is it just me or is the music the chords from Stressed Out by Twenty One Pilots?
ive just started playing 40k. do you roll a dice to save every wound, infantry and tanks?
GERRY!!
GERRY!!!
GERRY!!!!
At first, I didn't mind the chanting. Then, after when they said that either I would chant with them or be annoyed, I got annoyed. By the end, I was chanting with them.
GERRY GERRY GERRY!!!
Gerry! Gerry! Gerry!
Thats no moon its a star Wars reference about the death star in episode iv
I think the editor was just having fun …
@@PlayOnTabletop oh okay my bad sorry for breaking your fun and is it Steve?
@@xaviermartineau9416 Twas a joke. The fact that so many people are noticing it and commenting on it makes it even funnier.
Thanks for the video