The context of the video in which Clarkson takes off the bandage off of Mays head is that, they were in Syria and May fell over and hit his head on a rock so had to go to hospital to get a bandage. Eventually they joined back together and went to this holy lake in Syria to take off the bandage as if it was a miracle by Jesus. There’s the context
Z Consisering a large part of your audience is in GB you may want to consider catching up on some Top Gear. It is a fairly decent crash course of some British humor and culture.
4:07 so top gear were in the Middle East. They were towing one of the cars up a hill and an accident meant James May cracked his skull open and had to go to hospital. The theme of the episode was going to bible sites as it was a Christmas special. Jeremy Clarkson was trying to prove that he was actually Jesus himself. Pretty standard behaviour for our Jezza. So he ‘healed’ James’ head. Obviously it was like 2 weeks later and it was actually just better but it is a good meme
Scott Carson (Manchester City) literally hasn't started in over a decade since he stopped playing for England. He finally played in his first European Cup match in 17 years on March 9.
Because of your video "a fun save for every European league" I started managing Górnik Zabrze in Poland, and loaned in Taylor Booth from Bayern Munich. Long story short, we won the league twice running and despite him feeling well above the club to begin with, he fell in love with the place (and the feeling was mutual), and he's now our key player signed permanently. We won the league becuase of loans loans LOOOAAAANNNNSSS.
4:10 so James (the guy with the bandage on his head) fell on his head while trying to help Hammond (not visible in this GIF) tow Jeremy (the other guy). He spent a few days in hospital and was later allowed to return to the group after having healed.
Transfers still feel pretty broken this year, signed Calum Chambers from Arsenal for 2.7M and sold him a couple seasons later to Brentford for 28.5M, Also got Riess Nelson for 12.5M from arsenal then sold him a couple seasons later to spurs for 48M. I guess the take away is just buy everyone that Arsenal ever transfer lists
Zealand! I’m a big fan! Wanted you to know that I tried Mystery Football Kit for the first time and just received my Dynamo Kyiv kit. Pretty cool during these tough times for them
4:06 It's from a Top Gear special, I really recommend those, they're hilarious. The Botswana special across the salt flats, the Vietnam special on motorbikes, etc 6:43 How could you forget the Chessi? :(
Chessi: Z wanted to buy him but could only loan him. I think what is meant is that you loan somebody and THEN you realise you really, really want to buy them. Chessi was a bit more complicated due to the Lens takeover and the missing manager situations, he was a transfer target from the start.
Funny to see you wear the shirt of my hometown club. Their stadium is right around the corner. They have a great atmosphere and the club is also partly owned by the fans. In 2003 the fans saved the club from bankruptcy. They also won the EUFA Super Cup in 88/89. Great shirt from a club with a great history! :)
@4:09 I did it last night. Player pulls his hamstring doing a 'full sprint' in training. The training was penalty training last session before a cup final. The next sessions were recovery and match preview. I just thought, bollocks to that rng, who is going to run full pelt in penalty training appart from Harry Kane.
4:00 the context is that it's a top gear episode, James May had cut his head way earlier in the episode, and Jeremy Clarkson removed the bandage to "prove" his healing powers
thanks for making me laugh so much with the piano on fire and your song from the stream, by the way my fiancé is working next to me, she heard me laughing and quickly checked what I was watching... then she gave the look of "da f is that" (only if she knew)
That was me that got the Wells City shirt . I originally found them because my last name is Wells and I just found it too perfect of a club to not become the manager of. I’m still waiting from the reporter from BBC Bristol for when the story was going to be run. He told me the 8th but ever since this Ukraine/Russia war has gone down it probably got put on the back burner which is sad but completely understandable
@@WelziFC7 Hey! I really liked your story, mainly because of the fact that FM can unite people from across the globe and how cool the club was with you being their manager in-game. May I ask how did you play with a 10th tier team english team on FM? I'm guessing you had to install a mod to add those extra non-league teams but I'm not sure, would appreciate if you could enlighten me
@@Lima0 sorry it took so long to see this , I found a database on the steam workshop that made the first 11 tiers of the English pyramid. Then I had the in game editor and renamed all their players to the real names of the players, I then talked to one of their players named Charlie moon and asked for formations and who some of their better players are and adjusted their attributes accordingly
Z. You have the best content on TH-cam. Your channel is where I learn the most. It's where I laugh the most. It's where I feel most connected to a creator. Unironically, I love you man.
I got hired as manager of a struggling Mallorca close to the december 2023 transfer window. Team was really low quality, was struggling 18th in the table, there was not a lot in the bank for transfers, and my best player (a south korean whose name I don't even remember) was unsettled and wanted to leave. I offered a loan for FC Barcelona's Eric Garcia. he wasn't playing much at Barça so I figured the offer might go through. Back they came with a 100k monthly fee and a 60% wage demand. Far more importantly... a 15M mandatory buyout fee. Meaning around 15M and a half for a very young superpotential center back. I could not believe it. Meanwhile R. Madrid asked for 6M total in another mandatory buyout fee for me getting Take Kubo on loan. I could not believe it either. I just was looking for some good players to shore up a really poor team for half a year, was given the chance to sign them for good at a REALLY incredible cost. Both young, both wanting to come to get some 1st team playing time, both guys' wages I could afford. Yeah...that was good. Had to make some major transfer management to get the needed money for the mandatory fees, including the south korean deserter (lol), who I managed to sell for 22M...so got them both...2 years later Garcia was sold to Newcastle for 60M after I won (!!!!) the Europa League, Spanish Cup, and finished 3rd in La Liga. He was my best CB but I had promised him I'd sell him if an offer for 50M came...well, I got even more for him. Meanwhile and a bit down the line Kubo's transfer value is around 100M € and he's my key playmaker midfielder in a team that qualified 2nd in La Liga two years in a row. Other players that I got with buyout clauses include Sesko for 10M (LOLed when I was able to get that one), Abde (Winger from Barça B, got him for 2.5M, played pretty well for me, sold him for 17M to Mainz 05), a really neat DM from Inter called Grajera (4.5M, eventually sold for 20), and some others I also made some good profit for. There's indeed value in buyout clauses. In fact they pretty much were the key for me in that save...
I loaned a guy, then bought him at the end of the season, then sold him the season after. Didn't want to sell him but they offered too much and he got mad I rejected it, so I offered to the team that bid for an extra half million or so (around the 2 million mark, so a decent chunk).
Hey zealand, I am managing Boston United a club from the Vanarama north (5th or 6th tier). I am currently in the year 2035 and have successfully brought this club to glory. We have won the euro cup, euro super cup (vs barcelona), caraboa cup, and are still currently chasing our first premier league title. Thought this was impressive wanted to let y’all know.
Also we have a stadium now with a capacity of 29,000 and pay the 10th highest wages in the prem. When I took over we were a semi pro club with no money.
@@ThomasComment I’m sorry who’s that at the top of the table? 🧐 and oh how long has it been since Anderlecht have finished up there? 😂 i won’t deny i am very fond of Anderlecht from having the purple kits as a kid and my captain Kompany managing going there (sorry about that) so i’m not hating, just a jestful pointing and laughing
@@n0body550 Ofc no hating, but in stature and pure size, Anderlecht is a way bigger club than Union. I agree it hasn’t been the best couple of seasons lately, but we’re getting back up there. Union are doing a brilliant job at the moment, a Leicester-like story but next year almost everyone off them will leave.
Meanwhile I'm still playing on FM20 where only a few select competitions have VAR and get hit about once a week with the "Unlucky MYTEAM hit with controversial decision with disallowed goal" message.
Guys, does Dynamic Youth Rating work now ? I know SI have made a tweak to it but I don't know if it's playable or not, been wanting to do a build a nation save but I don't want to spend 20 years on a save for nothing.
@@InfinityLD27 I’m from the US. I only started following Wells because Wells is my last name and I found it just too fitting to take them over in FM and to become a supporter
Also just to vent...beat Man City last night 1-0 in Champs league knockout with a team in my build a nation save...and the game crashed during the processing to the next day. This morning vacationing thru the game as a joke as a test....they beat me 10/10 times. Ufh
Love the football this week cameo at the beginning 😂
What's been kicking off in the world this week?
Niran's trim. It's so dead and shrubbery the ball wants to rub itself on that trim during kick off.
@@Aldiyawak It’s yo boy devastatingly disastrous trim Niran here
The context of the video in which Clarkson takes off the bandage off of Mays head is that, they were in Syria and May fell over and hit his head on a rock so had to go to hospital to get a bandage. Eventually they joined back together and went to this holy lake in Syria to take off the bandage as if it was a miracle by Jesus. There’s the context
Didn’t fall, he was stupidly next to the “rope/cable” that was towing another car and it threw him into the ground. Bit more than a fall
@@n0body550 didn't want to go too far in depth
Z
Consisering a large part of your audience is in GB you may want to consider catching up on some Top Gear. It is a fairly decent crash course of some British humor and culture.
@@flman0331 but skip the Grand Tour, as long as he sees the specials and the caravan episode that should be a good starter pack of Top Gear
4:07 so top gear were in the Middle East. They were towing one of the cars up a hill and an accident meant James May cracked his skull open and had to go to hospital. The theme of the episode was going to bible sites as it was a Christmas special. Jeremy Clarkson was trying to prove that he was actually Jesus himself. Pretty standard behaviour for our Jezza. So he ‘healed’ James’ head. Obviously it was like 2 weeks later and it was actually just better but it is a good meme
Scott Carson (Manchester City) literally hasn't started in over a decade since he stopped playing for England. He finally played in his first European Cup match in 17 years on March 9.
He played against Newcastle last season iirc.
And yet he’s the only Man City player with a European Cup winners medal
except when he was playing week in, week out for Derby County
.................3 years ago
seems a bit shy of a decade
Hey that was me that got the jersey! I made in it in a Zealand video!
Oh cool, a KV Mechelen shirt! I managed them last FM.
Most successful tenure I've ever had in FM, so cool to see you wearing their shirt.
Yeah, he got it via Mystery Kits - opened in the last scouting testing video.
@@thargoff Gonna check that out. Must've missed that video.
@@Resopheed I got way to exited just for seeing him wearing my teams shirt.
Because of your video "a fun save for every European league" I started managing Górnik Zabrze in Poland, and loaned in Taylor Booth from Bayern Munich. Long story short, we won the league twice running and despite him feeling well above the club to begin with, he fell in love with the place (and the feeling was mutual), and he's now our key player signed permanently.
We won the league becuase of loans loans LOOOAAAANNNNSSS.
I know he’s American, but Zealand not knowing top gear disappoints me
4:10 so James (the guy with the bandage on his head) fell on his head while trying to help Hammond (not visible in this GIF) tow Jeremy (the other guy).
He spent a few days in hospital and was later allowed to return to the group after having healed.
no trim zealand 😂
We need Z to appear on an ftw video one time 😂😂
Transfers still feel pretty broken this year, signed Calum Chambers from Arsenal for 2.7M and sold him a couple seasons later to Brentford for 28.5M, Also got Riess Nelson for 12.5M from arsenal then sold him a couple seasons later to spurs for 48M. I guess the take away is just buy everyone that Arsenal ever transfer lists
Zealand! I’m a big fan! Wanted you to know that I tried Mystery Football Kit for the first time and just received my Dynamo Kyiv kit. Pretty cool during these tough times for them
6:45 sounds like someone who's never extended a loan over and over again until the players' contract expired 😉
4:06 It's from a Top Gear special, I really recommend those, they're hilarious. The Botswana special across the salt flats, the Vietnam special on motorbikes, etc
6:43 How could you forget the Chessi? :(
@Liam H I saw it on Reddit, it got a good chuckle out of me, nice work lol
Chessi: Z wanted to buy him but could only loan him. I think what is meant is that you loan somebody and THEN you realise you really, really want to buy them. Chessi was a bit more complicated due to the Lens takeover and the missing manager situations, he was a transfer target from the start.
I always love these videos but, everytime one of them comes out, I realise that a month has passed since the last one
Funny to see you wear the shirt of my hometown club. Their stadium is right around the corner. They have a great atmosphere and the club is also partly owned by the fans. In 2003 the fans saved the club from bankruptcy. They also won the EUFA Super Cup in 88/89. Great shirt from a club with a great history! :)
The Instagram comment was me… pretty cool to be in a video!
@4:09 I did it last night. Player pulls his hamstring doing a 'full sprint' in training. The training was penalty training last session before a cup final. The next sessions were recovery and match preview. I just thought, bollocks to that rng, who is going to run full pelt in penalty training appart from Harry Kane.
4:00 the context is that it's a top gear episode, James May had cut his head way earlier in the episode, and Jeremy Clarkson removed the bandage to "prove" his healing powers
Is it bad that I know exactly all of these intros
Do I need a life
We all do don't worry
Same
need a little spider by superfood
You were wearing our proud KV Mechelen shirt!!!!!!! Welcome to the fam !!!
Go to austria for their last game of the season to celebrate the dorfers promotion
They are 4 points back with a match in hand as of when I'm typing this. It's very possible that they could win the league to get promoted this season.
@@loonyloser1733 And Anthony Schmid scored this week... It would be just so ridiculously great if they were to go up.
thanks for making me laugh so much with the piano on fire and your song from the stream, by the way my fiancé is working next to me, she heard me laughing and quickly checked what I was watching... then she gave the look of "da f is that" (only if she knew)
So basically Football Manager is a great way for making unknown teams famous? I should do that for my country teams
I was the one who posted with the wells city shirt . I’m still buzzing this happened 😂
Wow at 7:00 never thought I’d see where I grew up, Wells, referenced in a Zealand video!
That was me that got the Wells City shirt . I originally found them because my last name is Wells and I just found it too perfect of a club to not become the manager of. I’m still waiting from the reporter from BBC Bristol for when the story was going to be run. He told me the 8th but ever since this Ukraine/Russia war has gone down it probably got put on the back burner which is sad but completely understandable
@@WelziFC7 Hey! I really liked your story, mainly because of the fact that FM can unite people from across the globe and how cool the club was with you being their manager in-game. May I ask how did you play with a 10th tier team english team on FM? I'm guessing you had to install a mod to add those extra non-league teams but I'm not sure, would appreciate if you could enlighten me
@@Lima0 sorry it took so long to see this , I found a database on the steam workshop that made the first 11 tiers of the English pyramid. Then I had the in game editor and renamed all their players to the real names of the players, I then talked to one of their players named Charlie moon and asked for formations and who some of their better players are and adjusted their attributes accordingly
Z. You have the best content on TH-cam.
Your channel is where I learn the most. It's where I laugh the most. It's where I feel most connected to a creator.
Unironically, I love you man.
I need a Zealand FTW cameo now
after years you got my sub. Seeing u wear my team's away shirt.
I love how this entire comment section is explaining Top Gear context to Z
That or looking for Freelancer.
I'm sad because my save is beyond saving.
I got hired as manager of a struggling Mallorca close to the december 2023 transfer window. Team was really low quality, was struggling 18th in the table, there was not a lot in the bank for transfers, and my best player (a south korean whose name I don't even remember) was unsettled and wanted to leave.
I offered a loan for FC Barcelona's Eric Garcia. he wasn't playing much at Barça so I figured the offer might go through. Back they came with a 100k monthly fee and a 60% wage demand. Far more importantly... a 15M mandatory buyout fee. Meaning around 15M and a half for a very young superpotential center back. I could not believe it. Meanwhile R. Madrid asked for 6M total in another mandatory buyout fee for me getting Take Kubo on loan. I could not believe it either. I just was looking for some good players to shore up a really poor team for half a year, was given the chance to sign them for good at a REALLY incredible cost. Both young, both wanting to come to get some 1st team playing time, both guys' wages I could afford.
Yeah...that was good.
Had to make some major transfer management to get the needed money for the mandatory fees, including the south korean deserter (lol), who I managed to sell for 22M...so got them both...2 years later Garcia was sold to Newcastle for 60M after I won (!!!!) the Europa League, Spanish Cup, and finished 3rd in La Liga. He was my best CB but I had promised him I'd sell him if an offer for 50M came...well, I got even more for him.
Meanwhile and a bit down the line Kubo's transfer value is around 100M € and he's my key playmaker midfielder in a team that qualified 2nd in La Liga two years in a row.
Other players that I got with buyout clauses include Sesko for 10M (LOLed when I was able to get that one), Abde (Winger from Barça B, got him for 2.5M, played pretty well for me, sold him for 17M to Mainz 05), a really neat DM from Inter called Grajera (4.5M, eventually sold for 20), and some others I also made some good profit for.
There's indeed value in buyout clauses. In fact they pretty much were the key for me in that save...
Was it Lee Kang In The Korean you mentioned?
@@bartubengitan5061 Yep, that one :)
I loaned a guy, then bought him at the end of the season, then sold him the season after. Didn't want to sell him but they offered too much and he got mad I rejected it, so I offered to the team that bid for an extra half million or so (around the 2 million mark, so a decent chunk).
I downloaded freelancer song and its been my most played song in Deezer in just two days of listening it!
Intro was good😁
For those who want the music to the 2nd meme go here (after watching the rest of this video first): th-cam.com/video/G1wJZSeEnT8/w-d-xo.html
Greetings from Belgium
Nice kit there
You had me a a-lone
letssssss goooooo I made it in 😂
Should send the best ones (really great ones) a mystery shirt! :D
Love the fng reference there at the beginning
Hey zealand, I am managing Boston United a club from the Vanarama north (5th or 6th tier). I am currently in the year 2035 and have successfully brought this club to glory. We have won the euro cup, euro super cup (vs barcelona), caraboa cup, and are still currently chasing our first premier league title. Thought this was impressive wanted to let y’all know.
Also we have a stadium now with a capacity of 29,000 and pay the 10th highest wages in the prem. When I took over we were a semi pro club with no money.
Seeing you with a Mechelen shirt is very funny since im from Belgium myself, but Anderlecht is the go to club in Belgium Zea ;)
He got it via Mystery Kits - it was opened in the last scouting testing video.
I think you’ll find its Union st Gilloise
@@n0body550 Anderlecht>Union ;)
@@ThomasComment I’m sorry who’s that at the top of the table? 🧐 and oh how long has it been since Anderlecht have finished up there? 😂 i won’t deny i am very fond of Anderlecht from having the purple kits as a kid and my captain Kompany managing going there (sorry about that) so i’m not hating, just a jestful pointing and laughing
@@n0body550 Ofc no hating, but in stature and pure size, Anderlecht is a way bigger club than Union. I agree it hasn’t been the best couple of seasons lately, but we’re getting back up there. Union are doing a brilliant job at the moment, a Leicester-like story but next year almost everyone off them will leave.
Meanwhile I'm still playing on FM20 where only a few select competitions have VAR and get hit about once a week with the "Unlucky MYTEAM hit with controversial decision with disallowed goal" message.
Zeeland not knowing a top gear reference made my soul sad
Look at the state of that trim...
Zealand loved my meme 😍
4:06 didn't james have concussion?
I like that KV Mechelen shirt i made a player career with a gk in fifa and i was ok loan there
Press 2. You won't be disappointed.
I can't even enjoy any wonderkids because I'm a National Manager taking over New Zealand.
a KV Mechelen shirt??? my poor poor eyes xD
Same problem when hearing Free Lancer 🤣
Hahahahahahahahahaha! The old Nepenthez!!
If someone made the 4:00 meme with a WWE "fake injury" spot it would make me laugh 😂
Ok,who bobbed?
Everyone! xD
Consider my potatoes also slapped
The FNG (FTW) reference XD
Look more like that famous German fella from the war days 😂😂😂
MY TEAM, MALINWA
KV MECHELEN, the away shirt but COOL
I MADE IT ON A ZEALAND VIDEO LETS GOOOOOOOOO
Guys, does Dynamic Youth Rating work now ? I know SI have made a tweak to it but I don't know if it's playable or not, been wanting to do a build a nation save but I don't want to spend 20 years on a save for nothing.
Does anyone know what the hype song is called. I can't find it
Harris Heller - Free Lancer
@@thargoff thanks man
I've never had a five star keeper.
Big up the mighty Wells city... if only somerset actually had a decent football club in the 92
That was me that got the shirt! It was a really cool moment in my footballing fandom when everything went down!
@@WelziFC7 that's sick man.... you from around Somerset or na?
@@InfinityLD27 I’m from the US. I only started following Wells because Wells is my last name and I found it just too fitting to take them over in FM and to become a supporter
LOAAAAAAAAAAAA-
FIFA: not so fast Z
Oh hey there's my youth intake
catJAM
What's the name of the hype song?
whats the song?????
please someone explain this loan running gag 🤣
what that guys on fire piano song
Freelancer by Harris Heller
Can some one link music in second meme?
Search for it, it is on youtube as well: Harris Heller - Free Lancer
@@thargoff thank you
What song is that?
Harris Heller - Free Lancer
So Nepenthez, Niran and Mr Beast?
CatJam ftw
Also just to vent...beat Man City last night 1-0 in Champs league knockout with a team in my build a nation save...and the game crashed during the processing to the next day.
This morning vacationing thru the game as a joke as a test....they beat me 10/10 times. Ufh
thanks to zealand im now top fb fan of the FAC club
FAC Platz
Collab with fng?
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