She has a big head cuz she have a big brain can't you see she's pretty you should not break up with her on the last video of Royal High G's dude I really want to see Alex so much and hug her so much she has a big brain cuz she's smart
0:15 Alex: If he was real,I would die FEW SECONDS LATER~ *InquisitorMaster has died* Reason:getting YEETED off the map by Zach The Big Flat Floating Head
Zach: Grabs Alex* Zach: Mwah* 😘 Zach: Throws Alex in the Lava Alex: AHHHHH Zach: Throws Jade* Drake: No Jade I will Save You! Me: OMG THIS IS SO CUTE 💙💚
2:10 Zach: Little Drake was lonely, then he met... Drake: Jade! Me:AWWWWW I SHIP Edit: Ik they r already together everyone, im just saying there so cute together
Can i be honest...? I don't really ship them too much but they're pretty cute together. Also to all the people who say "They're already together!" We know! We can still ship them!!!
Zach: **makes light and drake kiss** Zach after: **throws them in lava** Zach’s mind: ima savage. Me: IM FEELING LIKE A WREAKING BALLLLLL (I know this is random ;w;)
Zach: Once upon a time there was a tiny Drake,And Tiny Drake was lonely and then he met,That’s right- Drake: Jade! Zach: No,He met Light Drake: NO! 2:08 Jade: You guys are so tiny,I will be your mother now 1:28
Alex:We are babies,so you are gonna have to babysit us. Zach:Yeets them. Me:This is now the 5-star babysitter. Me:Zach should become a football player.
Me: watching the video * *Finding something strange* Me: why is there two zach's O.o there's one zach in the cage and the other zach is outside killing the squad :O
Who else loves that there so funny and always positive❤️💞💖btw hope everyone is having and amazing day💜 I love when drake says “no jade i will save you”
Zach: *Once upon a time, Tiny Drake was lonely, and then he met... That's right..* Drake: *Jade-* 💞 Zach: *He met Light.* Zach's mind: *Ha, you thought-*
Jade: u guys are so tiny i will be your mother now Me: run guys your gonna have to eat wasp for breakfast,lunch an dinner Edit: thanks for the likes love u all
🎉😀If you haven't yet! Don't Forget To Subscribe To Join The Squad Today! And turn on those notifications so you never miss a video from us!😆
OMG HI
I WILL!
First
:)
.
It feels good to watch the old videos
Yea :)
I know right
Yeah it brings me to laughter 🤭
Ik
Yup
I wish everything was back to normal in the squad
Same
Me to
Same
Really sad😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢 for your microphone
😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢. 😢😢😢😢😢😢. 😢😢😢 😢😢😢😢. 😢😢😢😢
But I feel like Alex was never “normal”
Hope they'll meet again and work things out 😢
Yea I hope they do that too😢😢😢❤❤
Yea me to
Me too😭
Tbh DREAMS never come true but there is always sleep 😊❤
@@_spe3dups0ngs you really had too
Zack : eats light
Me : that’s light abuse O-o
Me : seeing more light abuse
Me : it really is a crazy vid
He’s always targeted I feel bad for him 😞
D3aD._.L1ttl3._.P3aCh3s ikr
One like for this comment= help people stop light abuse 😂😂😂🤣
Yeah 🙉 :)
@Piggy Games no shut up
Light: your head is so big
Alex: how dare you
Me: it’s a compliment when your head is big it means you’re smart
U know how your brain is not to big which is why he said she had a big head
Your head doesn't determine the size of your brain. 👁️👄👁️
Big head, big brain xD
@@missskully9137 ikr
@@angelsrbx8172 ikr
Alex: Zach be nice to me please
Zach: Mwah Mwah 💋
Zach: Throws her*
Alien_ Mayo it’s “true love” 😂
totally… 😅
LoL
Zach: I think they became pancake zombies
Me: THEY ARE SICK 🤒 IS ZACH DUMB OR SOMETHING LOL 😂
Alien_ Mayo when I read this comment I was like PERFECT cause I saw that right when I read it 😂
Wow that's a way to prove your love XD
Times when the squad was still good
Ikr….
I know… it a good o days….
Yep…
@@PaytonWilfong ……..
@@batoolfadil4937 …………………….
Zach: only saving Alex most of the time
Zach : abusing his mic and light
Me : every time XD
Gacha Chan 😂
Zach*
XD
XD
She has a big head cuz she have a big brain can't you see she's pretty you should not break up with her on the last video of Royal High G's dude I really want to see Alex so much and hug her so much she has a big brain cuz she's smart
Zach: *makes Light and Drake kiss*
Jade: 𝘴𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘯 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩
BAHAHA
Zizzy • Zebra Haii
Lamo
AM LAUGHING SO HARD HAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAAH LOL THAT JOKE IS SO FUNNY HAHAHHAHAHA XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Lol
Zach: makes light and drake kissie smooch
Jade’s mind:so u have chosen death...
true bc drake and jade together and I know how there look like in real life and thier real names
true bc drake and jade together and I know how there look like in real life and thier real names
Same
yeah ur right
marinet ladybug really?
❤I don't care how far back your videos are,I'll still watch them and their awesome videos and I love you too the squad!❤
Zach: Once upon a time drake met a .....
Drake: Jade
And then SAID NU HE IS E W E W E W AND WEE
Lol
Hi!and lol
A light bulb U-U
;$( paowmf
0:15
Alex: If he was real,I would die
FEW SECONDS LATER~
*InquisitorMaster has died*
Reason:getting YEETED off the map by Zach The Big Flat Floating Head
Flat??
@@chocomilki5652 yep
@Raffaella Gaspero r/wooooosh
@Raffaella Gaspero Who me? NEVER. I LOVED THIS CHANNEL SINCE HER FIRST VIDEO 💖
@@keshiIa ok
2:12 Drake really loves Jade he wanted her to be the one he met 🤣
true
Ah, the good old times..
Mhmh
Me: **looks at thumbnail**
Also me: **checks if dad is watching**
Lol I know my dad has one
Same
HAHA LOL
@Nicole Mendoza I’m 7
XD XD XD XD XD XD
Zach: Grabs Alex*
Zach: Mwah* 😘
Zach: Throws Alex in the Lava
Alex: AHHHHH
Zach: Throws Jade*
Drake: No Jade I will Save You!
Me: OMG THIS IS SO CUTE 💙💚
Alien_ Mayo and when drake said I met JadE
Aww i know
light is in a 4th wheel lolllllllll
Light is in a 3 wheel lol hahaha
I'm waiting for this part now. XD
The person that is seeing this
Your dreams will come true
And your kind to the people u love
U will get all the love u want
Kind person
So ima meet BTS!?
Im going to meet a talking thick dog;v;
Ur so sweet spreading that message best of wishes for you
Wait , so I will be thicker than alex?
so i i will meet yay i girl brothers pic btw
Who watch this in 2024??❤❤
Yep.😢
Me
Meeeee
Me...
Me
Zach: Once upon a time Drake met a-
Drake: Jade 💚
Zach: A LIGHT
Drake: NO
Alien_ Mayo LOl I ship it
Shiper Garcia no I ship jade and drake :)
Derpy Rain yup
SHIP
@@4ngi1ee Same UwU
2:10
Zach: Little Drake was lonely, then he met...
Drake: Jade!
Me:AWWWWW I SHIP
Edit: Ik they r already together everyone, im just saying there so cute together
Can i be honest...? I don't really ship them too much but they're pretty cute together. Also to all the people who say "They're already together!" We know! We can still ship them!!!
They already are together.
LOL ITS A JOKE IM SOWWY IF IT BOTHERS YOU LOL.
No they are together
They are such an adorable couple
Ikr
Imagine “ The Zach the big flat floating head “ getting an Oscar for the best tv show 😂
LOL
Yassss
I hope so XD
Hahahaha
he did win a oscar and I was there
I hope I’ll join the group or squad soon:) cause y’all are awesome❤❤❤
Zack: trying to make drake to fly
Alex: he's to thick
Zack: still gets him to fly
Drake: doesn't actually flys
Spelling error
Spelling pls?
Correction: doesn’t actually fly
uwu I’m amazing-
@@oklor2577 ,
Title of TV show: The Zach The Big Flat Floating Head
Squad: Its probably not real
*1 minute later*
Squad: ITS REAL-
Zach:once upon a time toy drake was lonely but then he met that's right
Drake:Jade
Zach:Light
Me:🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤭🤭🤭🤣🤣🤣🤣
HAHA
LOL
Lol
Erynmichelle Dupree he said tiny drake not toy drake
missing the old squad, hoping they'll meet again...….
Me too..
Same…
We to…
Same. . . . .
Same…
Jade: LET ME OUT
Drake: LET US OUT
Me:KISS KISS KISS
YES!
Keyaira Wise ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Yesssss
Meh ship
Ship
Zach: **makes light and drake kiss**
Zach after: **throws them in lava**
Zach’s mind: ima savage.
Me: IM FEELING LIKE A WREAKING BALLLLLL (I know this is random ;w;)
xD😂Here's a Crown for making me LAUGH😂🤣 (👑) This is for me (🤡) 👀😌
XD
lol
XD
😖🤣🤣🤣🤣
Light’s ahh sounds uhm-I-uhm-completely like a “ahhh”
Light’s “ahh”: ahahahaha!
Fhdgdgdست7ے:-)
I like it but.... HE DaoES IT EVERY VIDIO
Who else is here in 2024 watching for the memories?
Me
Who else really wants a face reveal of the rest of the squad?
MEEEEEE
Meeeeee
Me
Me Lol
MEEeEeEeEeEeEeE
i love how when zach say"how did you grow up so fast" drake"AM 28 NOW!"XDD
Zach: Once upon a time there was a tiny Drake,And Tiny Drake was lonely and then he met,That’s right-
Drake: Jade!
Zach: No,He met Light
Drake: NO!
2:08
Jade: You guys are so tiny,I will be your mother now
1:28
XD
Lol
Now in my mind I'm imagining the story of light and drake and I was like stop mind 🤣😳
Poop💩
.
It feels so good to watch this since everything happend 😊
Alex:We are babies,so you are gonna have to babysit us.
Zach:Yeets them.
Me:This is now the 5-star babysitter.
Me:Zach should become a football player.
Yes yeet *Alex* out the sky perfect 10 o 10
Perfect babysitter
More like it’s the 1-star baby sitter ÙwÚ
Me: oH hElL nO iM nOt gOiNg tO gO bY hIm
XD yeah
mhm your defnitly right
The squad: *posts new video*
My mind: let me go check out their comments
Edit: thanks for the likes and the subscribers guys! This is so cool!
8oo
Me tooo
Sooooo relatable😂😂😂😂
Denisse Medina T-=T
Why is that so true?
Me: watching the video *
*Finding something strange*
Me: why is there two zach's O.o there's one zach in the cage and the other zach is outside killing the squad :O
I was confused lol
That's makes sense
I saw it too
Yeh
Omg sooo true I didn’t even notice until I re watched it
i love your vids and i hope you reach 10 million subscribers
More like
Zach:"kissy"
Alex:😶
The squad:steals Alex
Zach:yeets them
Zach again:MY GIRLFRIEND
I like ur username
My girl
Mine only mine
Zach is going HUE HUE HUE
@@projectdreamzz ok
When Zach was crying about them growing up, I laughed for 20 seconds straight
Same
Same
SAME XD
I was laughing until i got 3 to 6 tears in my eye
Smart but in laughed for 2 minutes
Si Si 👏
Wish we could turn back times to the good old days
Yep
We all want that to happen.
Mhm
Yeah…….
All I want is Jaden back ngl…
I like how Alex gets a badge from being thrown in the lava.
Edit-Wow tysm for the likes!
She did?
IKRR XDD
KadenceYazzie@gmail@@llmck8703 (ZacharyZaxor:VR)
Lol
Yas lol XD
Title of tv show: The Zach The Big Flat Floating Head!
Me: Dieing of laughter
Lol same
LOL same but the face too
Lolololol that's. Me to
Yeah you're totally " Dieing "
it is dying not dieing
Zach: MWA
Zach:*throws alex* YOU THINK I BE NICE TO YOU
Alex: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO REEE
I remember all times when squad plays VR
😂😂😂😂
Light: zach the big flat floating head!!
Me: atleast he has a big brain now
Ohhhhh you just roasted Zach 😂😂😂
Get roasted Zach!!
OWNED!!
OOOOOOooOoOoOOoOooOoOOOOo ROASTED TEAM!!!
Oml i laughed so hard seeing this tysm i felt upset then i read thisand i laughed so hard
*zach making drake and light kiss*
Me: *laughing to death intensefied*
Hi dead human
U ar dead?
@@madeleinecookie4464 that's for me to know and you to find out.
We want to see everyone in irl like Jade and Light
We seen jade already
Waaa it won’t let me like the video :(
Me to
I havent seen anyone :
We saw jade already but I KNOW I WANT LIGHT TO face reveal- AHHH
Let's just appreciate how Alex looks she looks amazing 🤩🤩🤩😍😍😍
I love the part when Zach tells the story and then Light and Drake kiss 😂😂😂😂
Its so funny i couldn't stop laughing 😂😂😂
@@thebruhgurl4962 me to hehehe
Hold up i wanna see this
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 ME TO LOL
Omg I’m laughing so hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Drakes name when he's piggy: Drakealina
If i was him i would name myself when im piggy: Drakeathicka
Nice bro😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Light: *[TrIgGeReD]*
iiMariixDa _ Stràwbërrÿ NOICE
Yas Queen xAd
Lol
Who else loves that there so funny and always positive❤️💞💖btw hope everyone is having and amazing day💜 I love when drake says “no jade i will save you”
Meee
•Foxy & Boxy• hai
Depressed Squad hai
That they always scream and talk about poop or you know :/
U also like lankybox too?
I forgot about this...
Hii
Hi
THIS WAS MY FRIST VID I WATCHED AND MY FAVVV
The whole video zach was just killing them XD
Lol ikr
And kissing Alex 7w7
Yeah😂
Yeah😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol
"Welcome back guys to another episode of torturing my friends for content on youtube"
Zach: *Once upon a time, Tiny Drake was lonely, and then he met... That's right..*
Drake: *Jade-* 💞
Zach: *He met Light.*
Zach's mind: *Ha, you thought-*
Lol
Me in my head when I heard this- I will NEVER be a dright shipper.... I will ALWAYS,ALWAYS be a drade shipper you can’t change my mind Zach......
@@tracylarsen9110 😆 yes, drade for *LIFE!*
Wow someone stole my comment, bruh 😑
When zach said : I got a pan
*me thinking hes rapunzel son*🤣🤣🤣
Same 😂🤣U’U
Same lol
🙄😓？！
I always cry when I watch these
Too much nostalgia😭
It wa’s so cute when Zach kisses alex and the trowed her Into the lava 🤧💞💗
Yea
Ture
True
ℕ𝕠 𝕒𝕝𝕖𝕧𝕚
No
3:02 did anyone hear drake say “noo jade I’ll save you”
Yes I did
I did
I did
NO
Yeah sooo cute
One thing you never thought you'd hear:
"You may be a mutant zombie but I got a pan"
T T
The cody_gk " the same .- be
Q)
i wish we could turn back time. to the good old days.....
Zach: there was drake that was lonely
But the he met ....
Drake: jade!!
Zach: light and they kissed
Drake: nooooo
Me: hahahahahana😂😂😂😂😂😂
R.I.P drake
DrakeXJade bc he wanted to like jade in the story
@@DustytheDustBall drake and jade is a real couple drake didn't do it for a story
Also Zach makes drake said!: HI OH My GoD
Sean Huff m.
HI
Greyci Ramirez my name is Haley how the rest my brothers name is Dylan
Me waiting for the next “The bad boy has a crush on me” or whatever series: 1:07
Its can you keep a secret
Fr they haven’t posted that for a month
I need it too the can u keep a seret
Wowww
Me:seeing Zach making drake and light first kiss
Zach: laughing
@@sandycrouse9846 okay that's a bit too weird now-
Your videos make me laugh😂
Omg I love how Zack tells a story and say that Zack: tindy Drake was lonely and then.he meet
Drake: jade
Zack : light
Drake: nooooo😭
Me : 😆😆😆😆😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Same I’m dying of laughter 😂
And when he said Jade he Had hearts :)
Da squad da best
Jade Mind: I feel Disgusted
*Zach
It’s so funny their vids they always manage to get laughter out of me like if you agree
The way light screams tho I can’t stop laughing lol
Aaaa ha ha!
When light screams my heart warms up😌
Alex can you continue the "Can you keep the secret" series?
Yeah ikr
Yeah? I LOVED IT!
NO NOOBYS
YASSSS GIRL please bring it back
Plzzz
The Intro of the floating head was awesome!!!
The squad : **posts new video**
Me : **hears notification and grabs phone immediately**
Edit : I was actually late E
Ano?
I thut that alex was Zachs yu now
Gf
Not JADE
It's so funny when Zach started the love story and they kiss's😂😂😂
Haha
But I'm banning them
🤣😂
YA THUNK
Ya
Zach: once upon a time he's walking then he met-
Drake: a jade ❤️
Zach's mind: Ima end this mans whole career
Zach: A light
XD
No
Still can’t find how this is funny
You guys make me laugh ♥️🖤♥️🖤
Zach : I'm gonna tell a better story than I JUST did
Drake : We aren't babies anymore, I'M 28!
And then Zach killed Drake because of that TwT
@@lesleyabarcar3550 TwT rip Drake
Zach: Drake was lonely until he met...."
DRake: Jaaaade....
DRAKE X JADE CONFIRMED
Comfiremd by the fans
LOL
@Natalie jaylene Herrera YASSSS iTS TRuE
1:37
Can we appreciate Zach looking into darkness when Jade will like eat all of the Childrens..
Ok 👋
I really love you videos don't worry if someone's laughing at you just annoy them here's some food I'm very love you
Zach: *hits mic*
*Stop the mic abuse one like is one prayer for that mic* 😔😔😔😔
????
Lol that's funny
Are u just doing that for likes?
Nah
Lol
I just heard Alex said "he's kinda cute tho"
Me: *DIES*
Me tooo but then he throws her in the lava🥺🤣
Alex: ohh is your favorite TV show
Me: it’s kind of funny😂
*"The Zach The Big Flat Floating Head"*
I would honestly watch that if it was a show- 😂
I Have been watching you guy’s for soooo long i LOVE your videos
The Mic:~vibing~
Zach: *yoneey*
Me: ;-;
OMG GUYS DID U SEE THAT SHE GOT A AWARD FOR DYING IN LAVA XDD
Omg XD I did
Calm down
Oh YaS I DiD SeE ThAt LoL😂😂😂😂😂😂
Omg yes i did lol
I did omg xD
I love when drake wants to kiss jade but Zach ends up making him kiss light🤣
Same XD
And died
It was so terrific to watch the fun out of it was seem Drake he scared of kissing light instead of Jade/gabby
XD
yeEt ShiP 🚢
You’re my favorite TH-camr you’re the best and I subscribe to your channel and I hope you get 1 million subscribers
Me: sees new video with the Squad*
Also me: Grabs my phone hides in a corner and wacthes video with a big smile :}
mHmmz
Yup lol ( •ᴗ•)
I have no idea why I have to be so nuts, I am seroiusly insane for some reason ._.
And, TYSM for 30 likes I never haf so much! I guess am to funny :3
When zack kisses Alex is so amazing but she get thrown in the lava 🤣😂😂
yeah hahhahahahhah XD
Yea xD
Yea Zack and Alex first kiss in VR
Jade: You all are so little! I'll be you mother!
Me: Uuuu Who's the Father Uuuu!
Comments: Drake!!!♡
@Elizabeth Afton True UwU
Drake duh
@@kt-xv4is UnU how dare you
UwU
...
*UwU*
Light: * has Zach force him to kiss drake *
Lights brain: I’d rather be thrown in the lava besides kissing drake..
He ended up doing that
you are so funny
Lol
When Zach tells them they are going to space and then puts them in the lava I was laughing until the hole day ended
GAA ?Fkmmms!udrvr,...?Bi#✓ssfX?ZkZs
AAzozlxpex
13:14 --> “Duke Light to the rescue!!”
Light’s real name has been confirmed...?
Light = Duke
ItsZylphiaRose he said thicc light
@@anthonysarangilo1805 No, he DID say "Duke Light"! He did not say "Thicc Light"!
AstralBlue duke light wont make sense if he said thatlol
Anthony Sarangilo
Please don’t argue over a comment... to be honest, that’s a really stupid thing for you both to do. 🤦🏼♀️ *Smh >_>*
Duke is lights real name but I’m still not sure. Drake- Reese jade= gabbie or gabby idk
I wish everything is back to normal but the new squads are still here
"Thicc Light wants to fly."-Light 2020
Jade: u guys are so tiny i will be your mother now
Me: run guys your gonna have to eat wasp for breakfast,lunch an dinner
Edit: thanks for the likes love u all
😳😹😹😹😹
True 😂
XD
SO TRUE oh my god 😂😂😂😂😂
the drink you ask?
♡︎hotdag water♡︎
OMG WHEN ZACH YHE BIG FAT HEAD TOLD A STORY HE SAID ITS A LOVE STORY AND THEN DRAKE SAID jade🥰
Jade is jueslous of light and drake the love story
And jade desert that zach do that agine and trow jade bause she's jelouls of light and drake
When I heard that Drake Said Jade I already questioned myself Is the Drake in love with Jade???!!😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 such perfect couple🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was shipping light and Drake during that story but ik it's just a joke
That's kinda rude to describe his head
My fav part was when alex was like:
"AAAAAAAA!" "WHY WOULD you do thAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTT!!!!!!"
Zach: AnD thEn hE mEt A LigHt and He was Like :” oh ma gwad you’re so hawt, *slaps butt*
-I died-
So HaWt
OK. BIC. ALEX. TOL. FOR. .
LOL
reliiii.tokis. ok. no latiipm