Most Absurd Cases Lawyers Had To Defend In Court (1 Hour Reddit Compilation)
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12:00 This is why, upon being proven false, these people need to be charged with felony child endangerment and have full custody automatically granted to the falsely accused parent, with no hope of visitation for the accuser.
Except, what if they thought it was real? And then people won't report actual abuse, and if it turns out it was real after all you've handed the kid over to their abuser, with no one else to protect them.
Man, some devorices should just be settled in an 1800s style duel, less suffering that way.
That actually isn’t wrong. In many cases people end up wishing someone was dead.
maybe for everyone but the kid lol
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Duel taints.
I wish it was, I guarantee there's plenty who would take that offer in a heartbeat
A LOT of the first group is just evidence to why we need to restructure divorce court.
Also, that one about the guy whose wife put down his dog...the wife deserves to get put down too.
I honestly hate that you can take a perfectly fine dog to the vets and be like yeah I don't want it anymore kill it. It should be completely illegal. You get in trouble if you kill a dog when you don't want it anymore but if you take it to the vets that's okay?? That's ridiculous
I'm not disagreeing at all, but it doesn't exactly work that way. They will only put the dog down if nobody else will claim it as an owner and they'll charge you out the ass which Actually makes that one case even worse in my opinion. That means that woman probably paid a couple hundred bucks out of spite to have that dog put down.
Dog's are man's best friend, but the way we treat them is a good reflection of the real monsters we are
A lot of vets are supposed to not perform elective euthanasia.
"Omg, I slipped on my icy driveway, I better sue myself for trauma"
that one almost made me slip out of my chair! :)
Stonks?
All of these divorce stories make me never want to get married
Prenups my dude
I totally agree
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Pre-nuptial agreements lad.
I have too many musical instruments to not consider it.
#1 That's why you get Pre-Marital Counseling. Work out all your issues and make sure you are marrying the right person the FIRST time.
#2 Get a Prenuptial Agreement. A Contract BEFORE you marry, so that you can keep all your assets, JUST IN CASE!
This just makes me 100% positive that no matter how much I love a future partner, I'll be getting a prenup before any marriage.
Make sure it's completely airtight & legally binding, lol.
And pray it doesn't get thrown out because of Judge Bias.
@@nightdrivenen7909 she's a women. They will bend over backwards for her.
@@donnytrumptastic7815 Hence Pray
@@donnytrumptastic7815 which is why I'll never get married.🤷♂️
My nephew robbed a bank and posted all of the money on Facebook, somehow the police found out and he was sentenced to 17 years in prison. He was 18 at the time.
Queen of Swords somehow they found out? The idiot confessed to a crime on Facebook.
Toni Bauer True
Waiting for the intellectuals to pour in with their long ass paragraphs
I did.
You're welcome.
I'd prefer that to the sea of witless idiots making snarky remarks all over social media. They are a plague on our society as they ruin civil discourse.
"He was already serving a life sentence for another case and knew his sentence could not get worse."
Challenge accepted: I sentence you to working retail, and you are to take personal credit for and hear the complaint about every single customer inconvenience. Report to Wal-Mart for your blue vest.
Dude... That's waaaaay too cruel!
No wait, I take it back. It's just cruel enough. Add in janitorial duties and it gets too cruel.
@@TSLsmokey Just make him every customer's Emotional Whipping Boy! Schedule hours, but then ALSO be on standby for all the REALLY awful cleaning duties, or to clean up if it would cause someone to work overtime when they didn't want to.
And every customer is either a Karen or the type of psycho that would leave geyser like liquid shit all over the bathroom and not say anything
I was in retail from the ages of 16 to 26, I thought it would be easier when I got promoted but it just got worse, I quit and started work in a factory much more money with about 25% of the effort of a retail supervisor position, you see the absolute worst of people working in the retail or service industry
When my parent's divorced my dad got this well-known mgtow attorney, and tried to make my mom look like a nut. He literally kidnapped us and refused to let my mother know where we were (his lawyer's idea, apparently). During court, they cited the one day my mom called my dad 25 times to say she was obsessive. She called 25 times because he STOLE HER KIDS and refused to tell her where we were.
That's awful.
Did he win?
@upside down
wff?!? didn't any of you kids have her phone number? or did dad keep you all off the grid?
i would have traced him if i had been your mom...
and order you into a room for 5 minutes, while having a "talk" with your dad in another one. (i'm the do as i say, not as i, sometimes, do kind off mom.)
@@ingeposch8091 Please don't use somebody else's tragedy to preach about the type of mother you are. Nobody gives a shit.
@@ingeposch8091 it's possible the op is much older and therefore when they were Younger cell phones weren't as accessible as they are now. Also you can't really speak about what you would do as if that is what their mother could have done. We don't know enough about their situation to know what was possible. Plus, be real, if it got to the point of divorce and father stealing the kids, how would talking (even if before the divorce) would change anything?
This really does put a very very dark blotch on the legal system. So much evidence of the worst that people can do to people they used to "love", so many cases where the worst case comes true and gets out scott free and with all the good party's money. It makes me sick to my stomach.
The thumbnail is phoenix :OOOO
I love Ace Attorney :O
Me too mate
Same buckaroo but now I know that when a case ends well there is confetti 👌
OBJECTION! I also.
HOLD IT. What is ace attorney?
GOTCHA! An incredible game series!
If you’re waiting on Jury deliberations and they come back in less than an hour, the verdict is almost always guilty. It’s when they take hours that it’s more likely to be not guilty
That mother though who took the collage fund.
I would of been enraged to the point of going "sure, ill move in"
And then dedicate my time with her to make it as horrible as possable.
As in like "Hi mum *pushes over lamp* how you doing? *takes off pants while maintaining eye contact while starting to take a dump*
Eye contact while shitting is a total power move
I was a child that was involved by a messy divorce. They kept trying to fight each other over who got my brother and I. Not 50/50 but full time no compromise.
Gotta say both options suck and was happy when I was able to be on my own soon as I could.
She emptied out all the bank account, all cash savings and didn't pay mortgage payments for months leading up to her leaving. My dad always threatened to send me to live with my mom. Never forgot to remind me all the time when I didn't do exactly what he wanted that "I am the one that didn't leave" or "do you want me to leave you like your mom did?".
She just straight up didn't want anything to do with her kids or being a married woman. She pulled the"I got married Young I never got to live" line every time the slightest mention of coming to live with her. Also she was sure to keep a super small apartment untill my brother and I were both over the age of 18. I kid you not, a couple months after I (younger) turned 18 she moves into a big house and gets married. Still doesn't "have room".
Come to think of it, both parents can go and duck off.
This is proof that some people just shouldn't have kids in the first place. Glad you're in a better place and I sincerely hope you're able to toss both of them into the places they deserve for their end-of-life care. Show them the exact level of care and love they showed you in life and leave 'em to rot like they did you and your brother as much as legally possible.
The lawyer telling the women claim he was abusive is in fact a common thing in divorce and child custody cases.
Not a lawyer but a friend of mine had been married to a woman who liked it rough (choking and things like that) they got divorced and she used the marks made from this to say he was abusive
"judge finds more drugs in the pocket." Yep that one's really got to be true
No tax break in the world could convince me to marry.
Good idea, also that spares the rest of us from, well, you.
My poor son's future ex-wife has falsely accused him of assault after SHE attacked HIM. She wasn't arrested because her 14 year old daughter lied and told the cops that it was her that attacked my son, not her mother. It was both of them, actually. Luckily for him, she's not too bright. Somehow, injuries showed up AFTER the alleged assault and she tried to claim it was from THE incident. That didn't work, so she showed up to court with even newer injuries and also posted those on Facebook. She posted her own evidence AGAINST her claim. When this finally goes to court, they'll have no trouble being able to show that the injuries she's claiming my son did to her, occurred well after the fact. Also, she's been arrested twice, for assaulting him in the past and both times a weapon was involved.
His lawyer told him this is his "dream case". My son is devastated, but this WILL all work out in the end.
I'm just glad she's so stupid.
glad she won’t be able to get away with it, best of luck to him!!
Poor kid.
He just found out that she told the officers he punched her in the face, over and over, with his right hand. He didn't fight back so he didn't have ANY marks on his hands. The ONLY injuries the officers saw, that night, was on HIM! They broke his nose, gave him a black eye, and hit him with something hard, over and over, causing him to need stitches on his head. Also, the injury that showed up on her face, later, was on the right side of her face, but should have been on the left side, according to her statement. Also, she claimed that he also punched her daughter, but her daughter told the police he never touched her. They didn't have enough time to get their stories straight before being interviewed by the police!
He didn't know, until reading the report, that his dog bit her. He was so happy to hear that his dog tried to help and he believes that's probably what made them stop attacking him. He never got to see that dog again, though. She's probably gotten rid of him, by now. She's done that, in the past, solely out of spite. He's pretty heartbroken that he'll never get to see Buddy again. He was such a good dog. And he could sure use a doggie friend, right now.
He's so sad and can't stop thinking about all this, but at least he has a good attitude. Instead of dwelling on revenge, he's only looking to the future and glad this sham of a marriage is over. He finally gets to have friends, again, and be his own man. I couldn't be more proud of my son.
The saddest part of all, is that EVERYONE he talks to, has either gone through this same kind of bullshit, or knows someone that has. Why isn't this a much more rare phenomenon?? I hope the judge makes an example out of her.
jeaniebird so very sad. Especially losing the dog who tried to help him.
People listening, not watching the video at 1:08:19 be like: "Who get's sentenced for hurting themselves?!"
I honestly think there should be more mental stability and mental health checks, like required before you get licenses and stuff. Especially marriage, first terms of pregnancies, and before divorce proceedings, and then have the correct methods to work with people who aren't in the best states.
Moonbeam Hamato even the sickest people find it hard to get care here in the US. Our system sucks.
The difficult thing is, at what point does it become a violation of human rights? To tell two people, "No, you can't get married," or "No, you can't have kids" --that last one is especially contentious, as it can very easily become eugenics.
Wtf why would you put down a dog 🥺
iiAesthetic Bxtchsii
Whatever it takes to hurt the ex.
Woman scorned and all that.
Spite.
I have to study lawyers for my school elective.
Loss of Consortium as a claim can include absolutely anything that partners can no longer provide to the relationship as a result of the supposed damages caused by the subject accident/tort. It's a total BS misconception that it only includes sex. As a matter of fact, those claims are nearly always filed citing loss of physical intimacy AND a dozen or so other things (emotional or physical support, household chores, etc.) I've been a paralegal for almost 25 years and it drives me crazy when people talk about Loss of Consortium claims like they only include sex. It's one of those things that gets blown out of proportion and people think it's funny so they make up stupid scenarios like the one in this video. That may happen, but it's so rare as to not even be a relevant side note. I swear people hear something that may include sex and act like 7 year olds on a bus whispering to each other. Lol.
mel vaughn I know. A lot of the people on here are actually adolescents. Many others have their social and emotional components arrested at about age 12 and never grow up. They remain foolish idiots for life.
4:45 you should have moved in like two days before you turned 18
There's a joke about an engineer who is sent to hell, and makes a lot of improvements, such as jacuzzis, air conditioning etc. Then it's found the man was meant to go to Heaven, and St Peter is sent to reclaim him. Satan refuses, and St Peter says, 'We will sue you!' Satan laughs and says, 'Guess who has all the lawyers!'
"well that's your opinion" honestly something I'd say
Always get a prenup. Always
Heyward Shepherd what? What’s not worth what paper and why? Please include detail
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Prenups can be thrown out of court pretty easily.
For a legal document that is so expensive, you would think that a contestation of signing under duress would do far less damage.
If the opposing lawyer says that the prenup was signed under duress, essentially the person was being rushed to sign or being distracted while signing or several other ways, then the prenup is invalid and you own a very expensive stack of absolutely useless papers.
If you don’t want to risk losing - at best sometimes - half your stuff, stay single.
If you have to get married, either sell everything you had before the marriage (this is called clean slate and is perfectly legal) and rebuild your lives together, or give everything to charity and travel until a new lifestyle strikes your fancy.
Those are legal choices to make that your SO can’t use against you.
Giving to a charity can also be something as simple as signing ownership to a god/grandchild and then being the warden of the property or company until they are old enough to run it themselves.
Other person can’t touch what isn’t yours, no matter how much responsibility you hold - only on what you owe.
Let me get stupid wealthy before my second marriage, my god kids will be set for life and I’ll just run things until they are old enough to make do.
Lol I'm enjoying listening to these.
That woman that put down the dog should be absolutely slaughtered for that. That is quite possibly the worst mistake you could make when going through a divorce
54:18 I will never forget when my sister and I took our Dad to Long John Silvers for lunch and a few hours later he had a heart attack. Even though it's been a little over 7 years, I can't bring myself to even drive along side one without being disgusted.
Can someone from Muricaland tell me why in the story at 3:55 the mother won the collegefund eventhough the kid lived with the father? How is that even possible???
I have no clue.
A judge who is an idiot. If the story is accurate.
Our country has a fucked up justice system
All hail phoenix 💯
I like lawyer stories :3
Victims compensation: if you are a victim of mesothelioma you may be entitled to compensation
I'm sorry what? They put the dog down??
Chaotic Doggo ye we going on a crusade
I would do something really, really bad to her in a very sneaky way, someday. That is so sickening. I would be beyond devastated if such a thing happened to me and my dog.
I work at a factory, we make like 70,000-100,000 a year. So many people with divorces where they have to give up half or all of their pension work there until they die.
Blasphemy from a judge is not ok.
I think the worst part of all of these is that you can go through an entire roll of scratch off tickets and not win a penny
Sovereign Citizens are part of a buddy cop show.
36:40: "videotaping this crime spree was the best idea ever!"
From nuclear physicist....to pizza delivery. Wow.
I clicked back on this video and the TTS was at the end of a sentence so it just said "Bruh" and I fucking lost it
wow that 70 year old principal is petty lol
You can't have me laughing with the "Susan you bitch" part and then hit me with the "my mother abused me" right after
Some of these make me sad (mainly the divorce stuff) I really hope that karma comes back to this a*holes
For the Evil Mom who STOLE THE COLLEGE MONEY!
What I would do, is have her sign a contract that I could get the money if I moved in anytime before I turned 18. To be fair, make it say I have to spend at last 24hrs.
Move in with her a couple of days before 18th birthday. BOOM! She technically gets what she wants, I barely have to deal with her, AND I'd get my college money.
ALSO: That woman was one WICKED TERRIBLE PERSON!! I mean that is AWFUL T_T
1st story... you go girl...😁😁😆
good video, inspired me to make similar content
Omg the Dread Scott case story was honestly way to funny
*too
Two different threads had that same story about that guy who jumped out a window with a beer. One from that guys attorney and one from someone in that same office.
This is why my partner and I have a kind-of notarized prenup. I have no inklings that we will ever split, but there are things of theirs that are not worth anything in terms of money, but are absolutely priceless in terms of what they mean and I have things with similar value. So if we ever go our separate ways, we have a piece of paper saying I get to keep my grandmother's mixing bowls and I will not lay a finger on their childhood stuffed animals or their pet rabbit.
Harvey Birdman is the best attorney to ever practice, prove me wrong....
If anybody put down my dog like that ... it would be on sight
Yea that was cold.
WOW 1 hour of Lawyers absolutely wrecking clients I'm assuming 2 hours will be way too much.
38:00 That means nothing in Iowa. A few years ago, there was a big tornado that uprooted one of our trees, causing it to land on our neighbor's house. Guess who had to pay for repairs? Not us, that's for sure. In Iowa (or at least in Marshalltown), the person who pays is the person who is affected.
What kind of Vet would put down what I assume is a healthy dog? How is that not animal abuse?
I’d sue for malpractice
This video should be called "not a lawyer but"
If someone put my dog down, I'd be in prison, and they would have a very interesting several hours of life left.
When my ex and I went to mediation, she originally wanted all the house, full custody, the cars, etc. It took 12+ hours for me to get them 5/14 days, less than half the equity in the house, the car, and my own things. Now, when she asks me to do something, I usually say okay, but if I ask her to do something, she sends me a screenshot of the mediation agreement and refuses to budge. Welcome to the world of divorce after an emotionally abusive relationship.
0:26 Hearing this AI narrator laugh is a nightmare
hahahahahuh
@@wowjennawow I can hear this onr.
12:48
what happens during these investigations? what do they do that is so bad that the lying parent admits to lying?
Megan Bastable they make the child unconscious and then check through their genitals with probes and cameras looking for evidence and it’s very painful
The legal limit for DUI/DWI on a breathalyzer is 0.08BAC so no, people do not start to die at 0.05BAC. Yes 0.30BAC is possible.
“If it’s on your property then it’s your tree” that’s real convenient considering the property taxes that everyone has to pay. Nobody owns shit. If I have to pay just to own property then maybe they should take away a tree now and then
If the legal system involves turning a nuclear physicist, into a pizza man, though I like pizza, I think there may be a massive problem.
1:91:41 shouldnt that be evidence that that person is not competent to stand trial? if they cant understand the proceedings??
38:00 TREE LAW!! TREE LAW!! TREE LAW!! TREE LAW!!
Haha take pitty on my client he's soon to be a orphan.
*pity
What the heck!...! Killing the dog! Craz
Whoever put that dog down is a whole nother level of cruel. Theres a special place in hell for them.
In another life I was a legal secretary. Woman who has custody of the children came to us to try to get $300K in back child support. Husband was a wealthy doctor who lived in one of the most expensive zip codes in our city. Long story short we got her $300K. A week later she calls us & she's scared to death bc ex threatened to kill her. Forced my boss to give the money back. 😞
12th
I like the line read of 'characters' at 0:35:32
16:35 this one really makes me mad my mom has CRPS from her creek down and has to take enough meds to kill a horse to function and because of people like this she can’t even get unemployment
I think the "Jesus Defense" is brilliant. I'm using it!
I’m a simple man, I see ace attorney, I click.
In life, "law" is something you can break if you have money.
Divorce should only very rarely be civil. Leaving a marriage is a violent act, and should be treated as such.
Stopped after the deranged mother, I won’t fall down this hole tonight
You should have kept after the divorse stuff thing got pretty funny.
I worked at Mental health several years. We had clients who were sa victims. They didn't sedate them to investigate and 8 out of 9 cases bs
0:50 why the dog he had nothing to do with it
21:22 sounds like sovereign citizen case to me
If I ever get married, I would have a strict set of ground rules, and video tape the discussion between me and my spouse. Whatever is purchased with joint accounts, WILL be split between us, as that is both of our funds. Whatever is purchased with our personal accounts, WILL NOT be up for splitting. I really don't want kids for a while until I'm certain that the marriage will work out, so that shouldn't be an issue, and pets should be a joint custody thing, unless my spouse has no interest in having to take care of the animal. Vehicles will be split to who the car is registered under, and if it is under both of our names, then we will share it depending on what type of car it is and how far apart it is. If i don't really like it, we will get is registered under her name.
I really don't understand why these divorces can get so messy. Just act like a fucking adult for once. And this is a young teen saying this, and I am probably the most immature person you will meet.
Fifth
'once the box is opened'. who's box? Pandora's?
I thought when dads gave up their rights they didn't have to pay child support ? Atleast that's how it works here in Australia
40:55 Conversely, a man was able to sue god and win and proved jurisdiction due to god's omnipresence.
Matthew Santoro said the 1 cause of divorce is money and someone wrote most of their rich friends who had pricey weddings divorced
I don’t plan on being rich or married I’m just throwing stuff
My mom has CRPS and this makes me so mad we went to court and do we get any help nope mom my had to give up her dream to be a nurse and my dad had to get 3 jobs. When we were at court the are lawyer said it was the easiest case he had ever had
5:23 i mean... technically he owned the house at the time, and i dont think theres any laws against destroying your own property right? im not a lawyer, so i could be totally off base, but it seems to me he didnt technically commit a crime, unless thatd come under some form of contempt of court or something like that
Honestly the one about the people accusing of SA when they’re talking about the “investigation“ legit crap was going down at my house and they came up with crap and my mom is one of those moms that I’m finding out is more normal than not that lies to protect the husband it doesn’t give a crap about her children and so nothing came of it soWhen they talk about how SA Accusation being so terrible it literally isn’t because they can’t even get the real people that do it
Susan you beach dont pee on the flowers
I was taking a sip of water when I got to that part. Oh god, my nose 😂
12:29 that is a sick thing to do.
Well, I'm never getting married...
Not sure how it costs $2000 a month to be divorced
For multiple children's child support maybe?
The ground beef one reminded me of thist story shared in my mom's divorce, prop remember as it was one of the few happy(?) ones.
Guy cheats of his wife of 15+ years and then files for divorce somehow getting the house that they both put money into.
(how? if I had to guess he did this bs where once the guy deciedes he wants to divorce and marry the mistress he starts locking the current partner out of funds so when he does file she can't get a good lawyer. This tended to work in this group as most of the women did work either due to young kids/homeschooling or had not been able to get a job due to a, moving so much around for his work or b, not being here on a work visa like husband so couldn't work. also while prop very illegal how is she going to sue? She has no money and maybe a shit lawyer)
So before she has to leave she had a nice big dinner of shrimp and stuffs all the shells into the curtain rods. Ex couldn't get rid of the smell no matter how much he paid to professional cleaners, so he offers it at a discount to her, think he can pawn in off on her without her knowing about the smell. She buys the house and new curtain rods.
0:43 why though? why??????
I hate when the dogs suffer by being put down all because someone’s partner is a asshole
better call saul?