This Is What An $8,000 Lightsaber Looks Like

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  • @edgarrivera1340
    @edgarrivera1340 ปีที่แล้ว +5988

    For $8k It should come with your own seat at the Jedi council

    • @Forwuut
      @Forwuut ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Lmao

    • @Karib9
      @Karib9 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      lmao you win

    • @sourthecat
      @sourthecat ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Take a *seat* young Rivera

    • @skorpion1117
      @skorpion1117 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      Sure. But it doesn't come with the rank of Master

    • @Onlyusemesuede
      @Onlyusemesuede ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@skorpion1117 *incoming slaughtered younglings*

  • @carterloveland6688
    @carterloveland6688 ปีที่แล้ว +14234

    When ur too broke to bring peace and order to the galaxy

    • @instantregretplaylist
      @instantregretplaylist ปีที่แล้ว +284

      They brought peace and order to the galaxy, but they brought hell upon their wallet

    • @deathslimzz3592
      @deathslimzz3592 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@instantregretplaylist and their sweat and tears

    • @TheMandaloreFett
      @TheMandaloreFett ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Hello there.

    • @LelouchViBritania0904
      @LelouchViBritania0904 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@TheMandaloreFett General Kenobi

    • @TheMandaloreFett
      @TheMandaloreFett ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@LelouchViBritania0904 Ah a fellow connoisseur of culture. Code Geass too, nice.

  • @skittleseer1
    @skittleseer1 ปีที่แล้ว +948

    Apparently, Rocket Raccoon just blew $8k.

    • @2FAST_4U
      @2FAST_4U 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      “How much for the space sword”

    • @Jayce_Alexander
      @Jayce_Alexander 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      😂

    • @daviddeen491
      @daviddeen491 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Omg he does sound like rocket racoon!😅😂😅

    • @Stark21293
      @Stark21293 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      You KNOW Rocket just straight up stole it………🤣

    • @TheShadow14150
      @TheShadow14150 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Omg I was gonna say that 😂

  • @Beastbhaigaming973
    @Beastbhaigaming973 ปีที่แล้ว +760

    Bro sounds like he sold his kidney for that lightsaber

    • @Airsoft_forever777
      @Airsoft_forever777 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      HAHAHAHAHA

    • @gamerbeast4682
      @gamerbeast4682 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      And probably one of his lungs

    • @g-forceguy
      @g-forceguy 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      This made me laugh so hard 😂

    • @kyokutie
      @kyokutie 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Thats a voice changer in tiktok

    • @xgangmanga2296
      @xgangmanga2296 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      THIS THE FUNNIEST 😂😂😂😂

  • @snipadk4146
    @snipadk4146 ปีที่แล้ว +4527

    bro for 8k, that bad boy better be able to cut down younglings

    • @californiadreams1170
      @californiadreams1170 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      Ah yes, the younglingslayer 9000

    • @goodchange1853
      @goodchange1853 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      💀 this is the funniest comment

    • @afaris88
      @afaris88 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Bruh, that dark but funny AH 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Kato797
      @Kato797 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      fr bro, in Starwars i think they mentioned that Lightsabers could be sold for around 10k credits on the black market, so a fake ass saber irl for 8k.. aint worth it

    • @LazzarrusLong
      @LazzarrusLong ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Cold. So cold.
      And too soon.
      LoL.

  • @JayAllSaint
    @JayAllSaint ปีที่แล้ว +1645

    If that lightsaber can't cut through things I'm not paying $8,000

    • @BrekekeReal
      @BrekekeReal 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +166

      It cuts your bank account in half though!

    • @anti-lgbtq8860
      @anti-lgbtq8860 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      ​@@BrekekeReal 😂

    • @philosophia_
      @philosophia_ 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      I’m saying. It better take an arm clean off for $8k

    • @fuhuaherrscherofsentience8424
      @fuhuaherrscherofsentience8424 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I should come with your owm council seat....but not with the rank of Master

    • @BrekekeReal
      @BrekekeReal 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@philosophia_ Donate your arm for the lightsaber. Poof!

  • @nickmattio3397
    @nickmattio3397 ปีที่แล้ว +1014

    That’s the REAL reason Luke screamed like that in Empire when dueling Vader, he wasn’t pissed about Vader cutting his hand off, he was pissed about losing his $8k lightsaber!

    • @justinfloyd1096
      @justinfloyd1096 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Fucking lol bro

    • @carterswink1489
      @carterswink1489 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Facts lmaooo

    • @MrDoctor3087
      @MrDoctor3087 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      That said makes that scene from the movie more relatable😂

    • @poeticfrost619
      @poeticfrost619 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      8k??? The youngling slayer 3000 has to be worth more. Wielded by the chosen on. Gotta be at least $50k

    • @sVicid3_tapE
      @sVicid3_tapE 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Worry not. I got him a new one. However, he lost that one too. He is a lost cause.

  • @skysky8746
    @skysky8746 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

    "We accept your $8,000 but we do not grant you the rank of master."

    • @steveo2494
      @steveo2494 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      It’s over anakin I have the expensive lightsaber!
      You underestimate my budget

    • @SwiftShotMillion
      @SwiftShotMillion 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Bro was definitely just mad he just wasted 8K and went on a youngling killing spree

  • @Smuckular
    @Smuckular ปีที่แล้ว +3686

    Bro for 8k obi wan kenobi better be personally training me 💀

    • @KiraThe7th.
      @KiraThe7th. ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Foreal 😂😂😂😂

    • @ImOofTheOoffer
      @ImOofTheOoffer ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Thatd cost more

    • @TheAdx1001
      @TheAdx1001 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lmao

    • @dirkdiggler2430
      @dirkdiggler2430 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You don't want him around you anymore, didn't you hear?! The fruit baskets from the lgbtq are now saying that Obi and Luke were fruits all along!!

    • @Smuckular
      @Smuckular ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@dirkdiggler2430 he fr had a gf
      Idc what they say straight obi wan will always be Canon for me

  • @daddybaker1586
    @daddybaker1586 ปีที่แล้ว +3343

    Imagine paying 8,000 dollars and it's not even retractable

    • @mbjayo
      @mbjayo ปีที่แล้ว +59

      That’s what I was bout to say why they don’t have ones they come out Ian try put no tube in some I just paid 8,000 for

    • @MaxerV19
      @MaxerV19 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Is there even a retractable lightsaber toy that's not ali express quality or something?

    • @Fallout2pc
      @Fallout2pc ปีที่แล้ว +46

      ​@@MaxerV19 the old ones. They used to be made out of thicker plastic, and a lot skinnier, but the new ones are 3× as thick with thin plastic, di they are awkward, clunky, and feel like shit.

    • @GotGame007
      @GotGame007 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Forget retractable imagine it’s not even real😂😂 and you probably can’t professionally/casually duel with it💀

    • @catoons1824
      @catoons1824 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@MaxerV19 hacksmith

  • @Thomasha22
    @Thomasha22 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

    For $8k dollars it should be able to save Padme 💀

  • @yabzter5430
    @yabzter5430 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Anakin: “if ur not buying me an 8k lightsaber, then ur my enemy.”

    • @Kj16V
      @Kj16V 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Only a sith thinks in absolute monetary values.

  • @theonethatasked8466
    @theonethatasked8466 ปีที่แล้ว +1626

    If I'm paying 8000 for a lightsaber that thing better be real.

    • @srinivasavaradhan4231
      @srinivasavaradhan4231 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Real ones accidentally cut your limbs when playing 😂

    • @wilbing8465
      @wilbing8465 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Literally clicked to say the same thing. Lol.

    • @Local_commentor
      @Local_commentor ปีที่แล้ว +6

      HackSmith yeah 8000

    • @seeare4959
      @seeare4959 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If a lightsaber was actually real, it would be worth WAY more than 8 thousand dollars. The damn government would confiscate it for their own purposes.

    • @js12334
      @js12334 ปีที่แล้ว

      If lightsabers where real they would probably be worth way more than 8 grand probably coming up too like 50 grand or something if not more

  • @BrianisFree
    @BrianisFree ปีที่แล้ว +2295

    You could have that lightsaber, or you can buy 8000 chocolate bars

    • @jaredgallardo2136
      @jaredgallardo2136 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      I would pick a lightsaber

    • @TTVSIEGEonYT
      @TTVSIEGEonYT ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@jaredgallardo2136 same

    • @TheProfessor66
      @TheProfessor66 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Lightsaber because I don't want diabetes

    • @samkrip9751
      @samkrip9751 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      And sell 8000 chocolate bars. SpongeBob taught me that shit

    • @icylotusblossom8874
      @icylotusblossom8874 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lightsaber easy

  • @a34SPIFFIN
    @a34SPIFFIN ปีที่แล้ว +135

    For 8k I better be granted the rank of master upon arrival

    • @aako-dd1ly
      @aako-dd1ly 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Not when you're still so immature and brash young one. In time. The only thing separating you and I is experience

  • @theluckyfazcoin32211
    @theluckyfazcoin32211 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    "Tell me your rich without telling me your rich." "Ight, bet." 💀

  • @fritzfuntime
    @fritzfuntime ปีที่แล้ว +1368

    $8000? For this price, I thought it would be a real lightsaber.

    • @averycastillo
      @averycastillo  ปีที่แล้ว +131

      This is more of an art piece, I imagine a real lightsaber might actually be less expensive

    • @Ziyoblader
      @Ziyoblader ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@averycastillo I don't know about that a high-end welding machine costs around $10,000 now I'm sure if they can Mass produce a real lightsaber then yeah it would go down in price but I can almost bet you the first batch is going to be expensive not to mention the military might have interest in it

    • @averycastillo
      @averycastillo  ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I agree, the first batches would for sure be pretty expensive until the process of construction is more refined. I don’t think the military would have much interest in lightsabers though, as they are not very practical when up against modern military weaponry

    • @averycastillo
      @averycastillo  ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Bombadil Squire They can already do that, probably fairly cheap and effectively too with what they have

    • @michaelbenjmitchell1
      @michaelbenjmitchell1 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@averycastillo Try half a million for a real one.

  • @zenith7828
    @zenith7828 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    I know 8000 dollars is a lot for a lightsaber but can we all agree that internal chassis is sick asf

    • @mathiaspierce9204
      @mathiaspierce9204 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Not for 8k it isn't

    • @bruno.hunt.
      @bruno.hunt. 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Not worth it pal. Think about it twice

    • @steveo2494
      @steveo2494 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It’s not worth it but it is cool I mean I wouldn’t buy it if I have 1b but it’s still cool

  • @I_Am_Vegito_
    @I_Am_Vegito_ 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    for 8k Luke Skywalker better be training me personally

  • @MrDlt123
    @MrDlt123 ปีที่แล้ว +3455

    "This is what throwing your money out the window looks like"

    • @John.S.Patton
      @John.S.Patton ปีที่แล้ว +106

      Nope look up star citizen

    • @ryujinkobayashi6827
      @ryujinkobayashi6827 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@John.S.Patton Oh fuck, don't even bro xD

    • @Tony-Tequalla
      @Tony-Tequalla ปีที่แล้ว +27

      No, that is fireworks.
      May as well just set light to the bills and watch them burn.
      Give it forty years and his "authentic lightsabre" will be worth $8
      😏

    • @z_e_r_o1216
      @z_e_r_o1216 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      To you thats what it looks like, not to everyone. I think its awsome and if I had that much money to spend on whatever hell ya I would buy it. Somebody buying a Lamborghini or Ferrari is throwing money out the window in my opinion

    • @DisturbedGeneration
      @DisturbedGeneration ปีที่แล้ว +23

      ​@@John.S.Patton no. It's a waste of money.
      The only valuable thing is the inside components.
      The hilt is the most over produced hilt in production history.

  • @SoulieCanolie
    @SoulieCanolie ปีที่แล้ว +254

    For 8k Lucas better be delivering that shit to my house on a red carpet lmfao

    • @joshbenton9828
      @joshbenton9828 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is it right here... this best response

    • @billymanziel5666
      @billymanziel5666 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’d pay 8 grand for that

    • @MrEvilTag
      @MrEvilTag ปีที่แล้ว

      Lucas? He hasnt owned star wars for 10 years almost

    • @SoulieCanolie
      @SoulieCanolie ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MrEvilTag still the person I associate with the franchise

    • @MrEvilTag
      @MrEvilTag ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SoulieCanolie he stopped caring about it decades ago

  • @HolyisHISname_channel
    @HolyisHISname_channel 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    $8,000? That thing better have come from Luke himself with instructions on the force.

  • @nathanfranks1476
    @nathanfranks1476 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    “And it only takes 8 triple A batteries”

  • @FreddPhucks
    @FreddPhucks ปีที่แล้ว +198

    Bro for 8k, Mark Hamill better come dressed as the joker while delivering it.

  • @MetalVII
    @MetalVII ปีที่แล้ว +60

    “This Weapon is Your Life. Because you’ll be walking everywhere and eating discount Ramen wherever you go Anakin.” - Obi-wan Kenobi, probably.

  • @smittywerbenjagermanjensen752
    @smittywerbenjagermanjensen752 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    That lightsaber speaks to me in a language I cannot afford

  • @Circ
    @Circ ปีที่แล้ว +488

    *swings it once*
    **Disintegrates into a billion pieces**

    • @djayacedaking26
      @djayacedaking26 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I laughed too hard at that 💀

    • @ichiban6769
      @ichiban6769 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      *lego starwars death sound effect*

    • @jaxg1697
      @jaxg1697 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Funny

    • @ApotheNZ
      @ApotheNZ ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nah these are designed to actually hit things believe it or not.

    • @pcpt
      @pcpt ปีที่แล้ว

      neopixel s are pretty durable

  • @JChris143
    @JChris143 ปีที่แล้ว +559

    This is what wasting 8 thousand dollars looks like 😂

    • @Luke-Skywalker
      @Luke-Skywalker ปีที่แล้ว +11

      *No!*

    • @itsMrNoble
      @itsMrNoble ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Luke-Skywalker Yeah but you would say that.

    • @zer0patientquietkid894
      @zer0patientquietkid894 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I would give only $1500. Lightsaber is just tiny replica. Nothing more.

    • @Luke-Skywalker
      @Luke-Skywalker ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@zer0patientquietkid894 *No!*

    • @unmeitobaku4741
      @unmeitobaku4741 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂

  • @XxxJjk_editsXxx
    @XxxJjk_editsXxx 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    For 8k obi wan should personally deliver to you

  • @William-Afton_jejcjschheiqx
    @William-Afton_jejcjschheiqx 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    $8,000?!?!? The only thing that lightsaber is citing through is your bank account

  • @WarUnite21
    @WarUnite21 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    that's why Obi Wan said "this weapon is your life."

    • @Brian-yd7fg
      @Brian-yd7fg ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You forgot to add savings after life

    • @AndrewBoniface09
      @AndrewBoniface09 ปีที่แล้ว

      Best comment

    • @bowwing333
      @bowwing333 ปีที่แล้ว

      Would be likely even more in the SW galaxy due to its component rarity and complexity and the dangers of putting one together requiring the Force to make sure the harmonics are exact and perfectly tuned.

  • @albertronbm
    @albertronbm ปีที่แล้ว +473

    Whenever you feel stupid that you spent 1k on sneakers, just remember this guy right here:

    • @limjahey3119
      @limjahey3119 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I knew a kid that lived in section 8 housing and his grandpa bought him a $2,000 pair of shoes. And ppl wonder why they’re poor.

    • @GameDevAraz
      @GameDevAraz ปีที่แล้ว +12

      This a lot better then some shoes that will get wrecked in 2 weeks 😆

    • @albertronbm
      @albertronbm ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@GameDevAraz idk man it’s been a year and half and they are still looking good, it all depends if you take good care of them

    • @poopyfartboi
      @poopyfartboi ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Nah don’t try to make spending $1000 ok by comparison 💀

    • @annguyentien1088
      @annguyentien1088 ปีที่แล้ว

      Said by the broken

  • @shaunhandley3050
    @shaunhandley3050 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    For £8,000 I'd expect it to actually retract and expand

  • @DanielMartinez-hk2dc
    @DanielMartinez-hk2dc ปีที่แล้ว +2631

    An $8,000 lightsaber that still uses plastic for the blade

    • @ExperiMentalDon
      @ExperiMentalDon ปีที่แล้ว +81

      What else would you suggest they use?

    • @rsnickster363
      @rsnickster363 ปีที่แล้ว +420

      @@ExperiMentalDon for 8g's it shouldn't be a plastic blade, for that price it should be an actual real saber that doesnt exist yet. You can get a plastic blade for less than a hundred bucks.

    • @gamingshifu2875
      @gamingshifu2875 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      ​@@ExperiMentalDon when I 8k for lightsaber it must be real 🤣

    • @kenwaid8239
      @kenwaid8239 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      First of all it’s bulletproof plastic second you need to realize that this is all hand made, not pumped out by some factory and assembly line I know you’re just trolling but up yours

    • @rsnickster363
      @rsnickster363 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      @@kenwaid8239 what the hell people need a bulletproof saber for? Are they going to use it to stop bank robbers?😂 and being handcrafted only makes it more unique, not necessarily better quality.

  • @99jerseyboy
    @99jerseyboy ปีที่แล้ว +17

    WHAT? For $8K, that lightsaber better come with stock in Disney, an annual pass for all the parks for a family of 4, and be personally delivered by one of the key Star Wars cast members. Geez!

  • @nickmarvell1245
    @nickmarvell1245 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    "Yea it blows plasma or sumthin" *Coughs and smokes cigarette

  • @funkymonkey5002
    @funkymonkey5002 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    For 8 k it better be a real light Saber 😂

  • @mensterhillforge1644
    @mensterhillforge1644 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You’d think it would be retractable for 8k

  • @alcestis5991
    @alcestis5991 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I aint paying $8,000 for a Lightsaber unless it actually cuts stuff

  • @dmingod999
    @dmingod999 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    When your text to voice AI model doesn't know how to pronunce light saber and calls it 'litsbr'

  • @brooksadamson1993
    @brooksadamson1993 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    This lightsaber commercial brought to you by Rocket Raccoon 😅

    • @Jestrath
      @Jestrath ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeah the text to speech here sounded ridiculous

    • @mikasafreya7298
      @mikasafreya7298 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I bet he'd sell it for huge price than this one 🤣

    • @texasfan8892
      @texasfan8892 ปีที่แล้ว

      Huh, I thought he was a rabbit.

  • @Bebop08
    @Bebop08 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    For that price I better get training from grand master yoda himself

  • @TheGamerRampageOfficial
    @TheGamerRampageOfficial 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    How to ruin you bank account 101:

    • @averycastillo
      @averycastillo  6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      For people who buy it without having the finances I suppose 😂

  • @1993rlg
    @1993rlg ปีที่แล้ว +258

    For 8000 that thing better open portals to anywhere in the universe.

    • @tonywang0726
      @tonywang0726 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Not fair , 8000 can get you an old used civic which can’t even take you to a long trip without break down lol

    • @JEDI_MASTER_OBI-WAN_KENOBI
      @JEDI_MASTER_OBI-WAN_KENOBI ปีที่แล้ว

      What? I'm sorry, your mistaking 8,000 for 800,000,000. You are trying to scam someone.

    • @yusriyahbagheri8843
      @yusriyahbagheri8843 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@tonywang0726 it could also get you a Toyota, which you can win a war in the middle east with. Then take back to the states and go on a nation wide road trip 3 times before it gets a flat.

    • @tonywang0726
      @tonywang0726 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yusriyahbagheri8843 True, everyone knows Toyota > Honda

    • @bobbyhempel1513
      @bobbyhempel1513 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@tonywang0726 if you spend 8 grand on an old used Civic you're an absolute moron.

  • @owlbme
    @owlbme ปีที่แล้ว +211

    Ah yes, the famous "light-sibba". Classic.

    • @jamesresendiz9034
      @jamesresendiz9034 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahahahahahahaaaaaaaah 🤣

    • @Lifted0311
      @Lifted0311 ปีที่แล้ว

      its what happens when people from nj fuck around and become a jedi

    • @nicemutant
      @nicemutant ปีที่แล้ว

      Actually it's spelt Light S'ber... 😂😂😂

  • @wazopaio
    @wazopaio ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Bro... I ain't paying 8 grand for a lightsaber that can't even be used in a duel. At that point, it's just an RGB light you can take off the wall.
    No thank you.
    *It is pretty fucking cool, though. Just a horrendous waste of money.*

    • @vegetadbza4604
      @vegetadbza4604 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Collectors buy this kind of stuff am a collector myself of mainly speacial edition games i have all the fallout stuff pip boy b51 helmet and its wearable plasma rifle the loot crate gear right now am going after the bobbleheads

  • @eighto1213
    @eighto1213 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    bro sold his house for the lightsaber💀

  • @MonoKrohm_2020
    @MonoKrohm_2020 ปีที่แล้ว +411

    Listening to this voiceover was like shoving my ears in a cheese grater from olive garden

    • @AlphaPiggy
      @AlphaPiggy ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Omg yes make me want to rip my eardrums out

    • @Silenyx
      @Silenyx ปีที่แล้ว +22

      God, I thought I was the only one!
      My guy should lay of the cigarettes.

    • @natureboy2256
      @natureboy2256 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah voice over made me give it a thumbs down 👎

    • @TeddyLeppard
      @TeddyLeppard ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He sounds worse than Watto.

    • @type4066
      @type4066 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      What's a New York taxi driver doing with a $8000 lightsabre?

  • @IamtheofbrandversionofDuolingo
    @IamtheofbrandversionofDuolingo ปีที่แล้ว +97

    That's a pretty cool way to say that you wasted over $8,000

    • @raidzeromatt
      @raidzeromatt 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Yeah anyone who actually buys one of these doesn't deserve to have money

    • @drewjohnson2426
      @drewjohnson2426 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You guys realize 8k isint a lot to a lot of people

    • @draskopopovic9543
      @draskopopovic9543 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@drewjohnson2426yea to rich people

    • @Stark21293
      @Stark21293 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      😭 “I can’t believe some people have disposable income to spend on bullshit……”. 🤣

    • @TheInfamousLegend27
      @TheInfamousLegend27 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@drewjohnson2426 i don't think ik anyone who's ever thought that 8K isn't a lot of money. tell us you were born into wealth without telling us you were born into wealth xD

  • @ITZREEFYYT
    @ITZREEFYYT 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    £8,000 should give me a real lightsaber

  • @wheretheharpersplay
    @wheretheharpersplay ปีที่แล้ว +24

    if I'm paying 8K I better be able to wield the damn force and cut Darth Maul in half myself

  • @jamesgarrett6848
    @jamesgarrett6848 ปีที่แล้ว +605

    This is what the phrase " theres a sucker born every minute" was intended for.

    • @leandroagonzalez3
      @leandroagonzalez3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      says the one who doesn't have one

    • @jamesgarrett6848
      @jamesgarrett6848 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@leandroagonzalez3 hahaha...i think you may have missed the point there skywalker....you are exactly right...i do not have one because im not a sucker...hence the statement!...you need more jedi training.

    • @leandroagonzalez3
      @leandroagonzalez3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @James Garrett I'm guessing you have already built a better one. I guess I did miss that point, you should show yours.

    • @jamesgarrett6848
      @jamesgarrett6848 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@leandroagonzalez3 hahaha...no i have not built one because i have no desire to have one (back to my original point) much less for $8000 dollars....Yoda is getting fired over this!

    • @tomyrody4412
      @tomyrody4412 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      meanwhile you drop $500 at the bar

  • @sir_cahstic3637
    @sir_cahstic3637 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Yeah, you had me until the saber began to speak

  • @angryvaultguy
    @angryvaultguy หลายเดือนก่อน

    For 8,000 dollars it better be a real life working lightsaber

  • @deralbtraumritter8573
    @deralbtraumritter8573 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    "slips right in"
    That's what she said about MY lightsaber

  • @iamjackscompletelackofsurp9606
    @iamjackscompletelackofsurp9606 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    This is what it sounds like when Frank the pug from men in black plugs an $8,000 light saber

    • @BUZZKILLJRJR
      @BUZZKILLJRJR ปีที่แล้ว

      I think it's supposed to be rocket from guardians of the Galaxy

  • @darth_meme_lord2980
    @darth_meme_lord2980 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The lore accuracy is awesome

  • @spyder5876
    @spyder5876 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I don't care how nice it is, 8K is nothing but a scam. That's half the price of a GODDAMN CAR

    • @averycastillo
      @averycastillo  4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      If you buy this instead of a car when you need a car, that’s on you 😂 You don’t buy this unless you want it, and are financially able to get it. Unless you’re an idiot

    • @spyder5876
      @spyder5876 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@averycastillo Imagine defending and shilling for horrendously overpriced goods. I never SAID you should buy this OVER a car if you need one, I said what I said as a PRICE COMPARISON. Which you failed to refute because even YOU know how ridiculous that price is for a damn metal tube and a stick filled with LEDs, it doesn't MATTER if you're financially able to afford it just fine, that's not the POINT. The point is the damn thing should not be 8K. Period. That metal tube could be made out of SOLID GOLD and still not necessarily reach 8K worth of gold.

  • @timbrown1834
    @timbrown1834 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    Grievous collects these so he can pawn them and buy more spice

  • @FrostDzNz
    @FrostDzNz ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I'm honestly surprised at how they've basically given up on advancing the retractability part of lightsabers through the years.

    • @devilkid224
      @devilkid224 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Give me a few months, endless supply of weed and materials and I guarantee I could figure it out

    • @kidwajagstang
      @kidwajagstang ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Disney is still working on it. They actually had a whole presentation on the development and R&D to this point about their current prototypes and what they’ve managed to do so far at SXSW this year. Completely caught me off guard hearing about it. Makes me upset I didn’t go.

    • @geraldcrews6779
      @geraldcrews6779 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Check again buddy. And May the Fourth be with you 😊

  • @jerryatricks4168
    @jerryatricks4168 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

    That does it. From this point forward, I'm calling them Lightsibbers.

  • @mattkaranouh184
    @mattkaranouh184 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    this is SICK I had a force fx saber back in the day, my mom got it for me when I was like 11 it was $200 I was so gassed this is the upgrade fosho lol

  • @dakotahayes8709
    @dakotahayes8709 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    At 8000 dollars it better be an actual lightsaber complete with the training to wield it

  • @-Lee-il4gs
    @-Lee-il4gs ปีที่แล้ว +271

    For $8k that Saber better be real. Cause the one I built at Dysney for $200 looks just like it. They saw you coming my friend!

    • @FrozenJedi38
      @FrozenJedi38 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Ikr! Tho the center mechanism and kyber crystal does look better on this one, but other than that it's pretty much the same thing lol

    • @-Lee-il4gs
      @-Lee-il4gs ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @FrozenJedi yeah, and I get it and understand. However, it comes down to an $8k toy still. Unless it was a real one.

    • @jedirogar
      @jedirogar ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Disney hilts are the last sabers I’d think about getting anywhere!! Your paying for the experience 🤷🏽‍♂️ they are casted mass produced parts that are way behind the actual tech avail and used in custom hilts!
      What your not understanding is this was lathed by hand/eye!! Filed by hand, installed by hand lol
      Go look up Goth3D metal chassis 😏

    • @TheGdBatMando
      @TheGdBatMando ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That $200 lightsaber you built at Disney isn't in the same class as a neopixel lightsaber like this. Granted, the vast majority of neopixel sabers cost between $200-600, depending on company and installer. This one is a highly customized piece.
      I get that building "scrap" is a fun experience. I would love to do it at some point. But if you want to see something awesome, look up a Proffie lightsaber. Fully customizable sounds, blade styles, colors. They are pretty damn amazing.

    • @jedirogar
      @jedirogar ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TheGdBatMando heeeeyyyy there’s still other boards that are almost there like CFX lol!!!
      But yea tbh any of the Neopixel boards blow anything Disney has to offer away by far even verso lol
      Anyone interested in an actual custom lightsaber should research Proffie, CFX, GHv3 and Verso soundboards before saying “Disney sabers are best” lol

  • @GG64
    @GG64 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    For 8000 dollars that shit better be an actual lightsaber

  • @Hawk_Bro
    @Hawk_Bro 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Lightsaber emitter ficture, lightsaber emitter matrix, and a lightsaber power cell (not including the crystal) are the main components here

  • @TG-fp5tr
    @TG-fp5tr ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Man that's a really expensive way to say "I'm still a virgin"

  • @sigmalawd
    @sigmalawd ปีที่แล้ว +252

    Bro got an aggressively Italian accent

    • @GeorgeLukeStarkiller
      @GeorgeLukeStarkiller ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I was just about to say that. I was like what is this goofy accent

    • @heartie1384
      @heartie1384 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I thought it was rocket the raccoon

    • @nkf2399
      @nkf2399 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I may be wrong but isn't it the ai voice they use on videos like that annoying girlish voice

    • @greenbean325
      @greenbean325 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's Mario

    • @Sedwert_
      @Sedwert_ ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's the AI Rocket Raccoon voice

  • @M_H_K14
    @M_H_K14 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    So realistic imagine if it had a real cyber Cristal

  • @fsj197811
    @fsj197811 หลายเดือนก่อน

    It is as you said in one of your replies: A work of art. VERY nice but is mostly a display item. Thanks for sharing.

  • @adrianfsward
    @adrianfsward ปีที่แล้ว +19

    When an actual toy is 4 times your rent

    • @jeffmeredith9094
      @jeffmeredith9094 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or 8 times your mortgage

    • @adrianfsward
      @adrianfsward ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@jeffmeredith9094that makes it sound even worse 🤣

    • @spazzymacgee5648
      @spazzymacgee5648 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dude that's an entire years rent for me! Crazy fool 😂🤣😂🤣

    • @trixATT
      @trixATT ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@spazzymacgee5648 i have been trained in the jedi arts by coun-

  • @LlamasOldAcc
    @LlamasOldAcc ปีที่แล้ว +198

    8000? I guess that’s a reasonable price
    -sans

    • @LisaAnn777
      @LisaAnn777 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      what lightsaber is this?! not that I can spend 8 grand on this lol
      but I want to know for possible future reference 😆

    • @LlamasOldAcc
      @LlamasOldAcc ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@LisaAnn777 I don’t actually know if the light saber is called but the closest thing that you could probably get to this realistic is probably imperial workshops it’s not the exact light saber that they sell I don’t even know who sells this I think it’s completely custom imperial workshop doesn’t make 160 light sabers that are really realistic

    • @_SWFB
      @_SWFB ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LlamasOldAcc Thats not true bro. SP sabers, 7chambers, and Master replicas have the best and most accurate light sabers

    • @vapejediofficial7251
      @vapejediofficial7251 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s the metal master chassis by MB sabers

  • @The1wholeftitallbehind
    @The1wholeftitallbehind 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    for 8k it better turn a sith into a spider

  • @kitfisto9690
    @kitfisto9690 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    Best I can do, 2 copper pieces

    • @kaninerultralord8817
      @kaninerultralord8817 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That'll be 200 gold pieces.

    • @Barnghost
      @Barnghost ปีที่แล้ว +14

      *laughs in pirate

    • @axgaxg164
      @axgaxg164 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol Avatar is awesome
      "Ok 3 copper pieces"

  • @lazywizard840
    @lazywizard840 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Anakin really was a wizard

  • @FryeProductions_1
    @FryeProductions_1 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Slips right in got me dying💀

  • @spacebaselykyber
    @spacebaselykyber ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Yo i was not ready for that voice.

  • @Ayo_The_Pizza_Here.
    @Ayo_The_Pizza_Here. ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Me with a $180 lightsaber that serves the same purpose but 10x less complicated: 🗿

    • @johndough2523
      @johndough2523 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I got my son a dueling set of 2 from Crimson Dawn for $180 that are pretty dope.

    • @deeznuts23yearsago
      @deeznuts23yearsago ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I got mine from disneyword, I can swing mine around, i lights up, is anakin’s and makes the sounds so it’s worth it for me
      This 8k one is not anywhere near worth it

    • @clamtrojan
      @clamtrojan ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@deeznuts23yearsago terrible. Put that disney one next to this and you wont even be able to see the light

    • @stevenrees6015
      @stevenrees6015 ปีที่แล้ว

      What purpose?

    • @BobGnarley.
      @BobGnarley. ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I got a Sabneo as a present its very bright has all same features except no tip drag and no crystal or LED displays.
      Still I would never actually swing one of these around unless I wanted to break it. You can see how fragile they are by assembling them
      It makes a cool display piece though

  • @zenzin7725
    @zenzin7725 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    An 8000$ lightsaber looks like an 800$ lightsaber, but it is held by a sucker

  • @MilesRizzales
    @MilesRizzales 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The only thing lightsaber cut in half is your bank account 💀

  • @lordcurze
    @lordcurze ปีที่แล้ว +10

    That ai voice is sandpaper on my soul

    • @CerealKiller669
      @CerealKiller669 ปีที่แล้ว

      it's seriously the worst thing I've ever heard

  • @brysonkuervers2570
    @brysonkuervers2570 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Never thought I’d have Jimmy Falcone explain how a lightsaber works to me

    • @polbecca
      @polbecca ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought it was Frank from MiB.

  • @harubutjojo
    @harubutjojo 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    For 8k I'm expecting it to come with tutorials for the youngling slayer moves taught by Anakin himself

  • @stickythrottle5259
    @stickythrottle5259 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    That thing is so awesome! True piece of art. Best of all, now that I saw it, I don't have to buy it.

  • @shin3stuff904
    @shin3stuff904 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Meanwhile me chilling with my $60 plastic lightsaber 😂

  • @Rgunt8905
    @Rgunt8905 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The voice over is about to sell me a Brooklyn knock off saber.

  • @Azoperoa
    @Azoperoa ปีที่แล้ว

    "OH MY GOD, -HE'S- IT'S SO GOD DAMN COOL"
    -Vegeta

  • @van7353
    @van7353 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Me with the Walmart flick out saber* finally… a worthy opponent… OUR BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY

    • @LydiaSkywalker66
      @LydiaSkywalker66 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me with my 40$ Amazon lightsaber*
      CHALLENGE EXCEPTED!!!

    • @theonlyotherlegokid1450
      @theonlyotherlegokid1450 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me with my lightsaber I built out of lego: CHALLENGE EXCEPTED

  • @alpborakirte801
    @alpborakirte801 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That’s why Obi Wan was always angry when Anakin lost his lightsaber 😂

  • @jmjedi923
    @jmjedi923 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    For 8k it better be a working goddamn lightsaber

  • @nickmattio3397
    @nickmattio3397 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    His voice would vanquish only but the most Master level of lightsaber users…

  • @Sonny_AA
    @Sonny_AA ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Lucas would totally have a pawn shop owner in Mos Eisley talking like a Jersey car salesman because ...hes Lucas.

  • @mbailey8790
    @mbailey8790 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    For everybody saying saying he’s stupid . He bought a $8,000 light saber and will probably make multiple videos and shorts regarding it & will make thousands of views . I’m sure it was well worth the investment . Probably made the money back off this one short alone .

    • @mathiaspierce9204
      @mathiaspierce9204 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Let's get some things cleared up he has to clear I believe 1,000 watched hours and have I believe so many subscribers before even bringing in a red cent
      And in current TH-cam payouts which isn't. Much he would have to clear roughly 8mil views after having a contract with yt to make roughly 2400 bucks per mill views

    • @mathiaspierce9204
      @mathiaspierce9204 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      So 8 mill virws on contract to make the 8k back and then there is taxes

    • @mathiaspierce9204
      @mathiaspierce9204 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This dude mostly like spent a fraction of a years pay on that toy
      And it will most likely take him over a decade of showing it off to pay its self off barely

    • @mathiaspierce9204
      @mathiaspierce9204 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Not worth it my man

  • @daepikbroccoli4542
    @daepikbroccoli4542 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Paying $8,000 for a fancy glow stick is crazy

  • @diamondcreepah3210
    @diamondcreepah3210 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I'd have way too much fun repeatedly disassembling and putting it back together like a giant ball pen

    • @averycastillo
      @averycastillo  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same!!

    • @lukasgoza4493
      @lukasgoza4493 ปีที่แล้ว

      You'll probably get bored after the 3rd time and only touch the thing once a year?

    • @jedirogar
      @jedirogar ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s what I’d do for sure!! Probably to the point I wore down contacts 🤦🏽‍♂️😂😂🤣🤣 “op, well know I have to really break it down and make repairs🤷🏽‍♂️” 🤣

  • @jayk2712
    @jayk2712 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    We still don't grant you the title master

  • @thephantom8403
    @thephantom8403 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The flies coming out of my wallet mean the younglings get to live another day.

  • @OneApollo
    @OneApollo 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    bro spent 8k on a fake lightsaber when you could buy a small real one for like $100

  • @Godly_Nose
    @Godly_Nose ปีที่แล้ว +15

    This what I would expect a 100-500$ lightsaber would be like but they greedy asf.

    • @protoman1214
      @protoman1214 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maybe if it was high quality plastics. But this is machined metal parts.
      If you knew anything about machined parts like this, you wouldn’t expect it to be 1-500$
      That said, this is a ridiculous amount

    • @jedirogar
      @jedirogar ปีที่แล้ว

      @@protoman1214 unless your designing and machining the parts yourself THEN installing it 🤷🏽‍♂️
      How much would you charge a hr machining? How much would you charge for installing?! How long did it take to even design and make it? And how many of this was made total?! All of it is factored in 🤷🏽‍♂️
      A bit high on price eh a lil, I’d say maybe 4-5k absolute top I’d sell them for but demand is a big part of it too!!

    • @jedirogar
      @jedirogar ปีที่แล้ว

      NONE of my 5-600 sabers have the inside parts of what’s shown here nor would I expect them to!! This level of saber doesn’t usually happen till your in the $1,500-2k range and still not as detailed as this hilt till your braking $3k + and is definitely in the “crafted” catagory

  • @milesguite534
    @milesguite534 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Mines was free" -probably luke Skywalker