Dana wants to make sure JBJ wins and retires undefeated, he knows JBJ vs Aspinall there's a good chance Aspinall is winning. He's protecting Jones, which is garbage.
@@DeezFitnessOfficialbecause Craig gave Ank and hill their first losses, and hill became champ. If Ank does the same, then he’s saying that it proves that bot nickal will be champ.
i could literally make up 2 random female names like joseline moraes vs lauren wells and people will still be like "dude just say youre a casual, these girls actually put on bangers man"
Bro these female fighters are way more technical than the male fighters!!! Just say you dont understand whats going on bro!! The outside foot battle bro!!!
Your a casual, your telling me you dont know the upcoming prospect Lauren Wells? Cmon now, trust me, were going to see her in title contention in the next few years, mark my words… 😂
@@qcthesxientist I think simply on underdog hype it'd be fight of the decade. Literally everyone is talking about this like the fights decided already it'd be hilarious to see the barely able to walk part time firefighter fraud check the most glazed human being in the ufc
I have a bad feeling jones will submit Stipe and immediately get blasted to pfp#1 and then hold onto the title for like 6 months before retiring just to be an asshole 😂
that's why i hate this fight, if charles wins he will start calling for a title shot and the ufc will probably give it to him, and we gonna end up getting another rematch.
We would live in the best timeline if in the first 30 sec of round one, Stipe hits an ngannou uppercut and the domestic violence merchant goes out cold. Then Dana has to put that belt on stipe with the saltiest look of all time
@@JoeSmith-we3jw Jones has been fighting and training mma since he was 18 years old . He's old as shi for a mma fighter. So it's irrelevant when Stipe last fought cus they both been in the game forever.
the worst part of these guys refusing to fight the new generation is it absolutely robs them of future hype and legacy. let's say tom or another hw goes on to win his next 10 fights, he's gonna be underrated forever because if he keeps winning he can only ever beat contenders former champions ought to pass the torch for the sake of the division imo
My Ideal main card for 309 imo: -Jones vs Aspinall Main -Pantoja vs Asakura Co-main -Charles vs Hooker Feature -Yan vs Figgy (main event of November 23rd fight night should’ve been Weili imo) -Krylov vs The Professional Card Opener
I've been ready for this card to come just so we can finally be past it. Legit has taken so long for this fight to even happen I'm sick of it holding the division up.
Glad some people are seeing/saying that 309 is a horrible card as of right now. Besides the main and co main it really isn't special at all, and I'm being generous with the co main. If Charles gets Chandler on the mat I think it's going to be over quickly, and Charles is a pretty decent striker. I honestly don't see the co main lasting longer than 2 rounds, but it's honestly more exciting than the main event. Jones vs Stipe is going to be a one sided snooze fest with Jon most likely winning it within Round 1. I don't understand why ANYONE would be excited for this match since Stipe hasn't fought in a long time and no one really wanted it to begin with. Any of you that actually pay for PPVs (LOL if so) please reconsider purchasing this one as the UFC and Dana do not deserve it for this atrocity.
Idk how you can not be excited for JBJ vs Stipe. This is a great fight to end 2016.
😂😂😂😂u bedtime fans are quick with it lmoo
🤣
Dana wants to make sure JBJ wins and retires undefeated, he knows JBJ vs Aspinall there's a good chance Aspinall is winning. He's protecting Jones, which is garbage.
Realest comment award goes too
@ I think you missed the joke fella
UFC putting together cards thats making me consider hanging out with friends/family instead. Disgusting
Disgusting despicable move by the ufc 😡
How dare they
What a Scumbag move by them
Dana's a bad kid man. Nobody makes me hang out with my family like that
U have a badass pfp
If Craig subs Bo Nickal, it basically guarantees Nickal as a future champion
We’ll see if Ankelaev beats Pereira. If he does, then it’s true 100%
@@saltycanadian2467What does that have to do with anything lmao
@@DeezFitnessOfficialcause Craig subbed ankelaev
@@DeezFitnessOfficialPaul Craig the only person to beat ank
@@DeezFitnessOfficialbecause Craig gave Ank and hill their first losses, and hill became champ. If Ank does the same, then he’s saying that it proves that bot nickal will be champ.
Any PPV without Shamil Gaziev is garbage.
He’s literally on it yn
The fact Casuals are afraid to acknowledge
@@palpadanktv9006 you’re an idiot, that’s just AI
The blob💪🏿
Shamil “blobston” Gaziev
Listen kid how are you NOT paying 80 dollars for this MASSIVE ppv with Jon "great husband" Jones and Stipe "haven't fought in 4 years" Miocic
LISTEN KID, lemme tell ya about Bedtime MMA and his consitent uploads helping me not lose all interest in UFC
Buddy, if u buy a membership to a rant channel, u weren’t going anywhere 😂😂😂😂😂
@@RandomNoob1124so real
Bedtime mma? AN ABSOLUTE MARAUDER in the TH-cam division
Dude IMAGINE not being excited for Stipe versus Jon Jones. IMAGINE
That would suck so baaaaad you guys
It’s a BADASS FIGHT
@@mrmeme2917i read that in jones’ homo voice🤣
@@YBGGRUByeah in 2016
I never said I wasn't excited
I didn't say that
I Only said this isn't a real PPV
🇿🇦
You knows what’s crazy is that Schmidy Meme is still MASSIVE
Nobody thought to text him?
He made it massive
Can't believe no one told me about this schmidy thing like wth
Unfunny asf, bruh.
npc
I remember when the idea of having Jones and Weidman on a NYC card together was actually pretty cool.
It was about 10 years ago.
Lmao
@@meanmrbean8641 you’re just begging to get poked in the eyes.
Mate I never said UFC 309 was a bad PPV, I just said it was the worst of the year, 2 completely different things
I just said every ppv or fight night or power slap in history were all better
It is bad
@@MusabXD3000it looks like a bad fight night compared to 308
Bro who are you
@@clkgtr12 this card looks like 300 compared to 306 did we forget.
i could literally make up 2 random female names like joseline moraes vs lauren wells and people will still be like "dude just say youre a casual, these girls actually put on bangers man"
“Bangers” = Over Under Clinch against the fence
Bro these female fighters are way more technical than the male fighters!!! Just say you dont understand whats going on bro!! The outside foot battle bro!!!
@THEPINAPPLEABLE brooo running foward and windmilling your arms with your eyes closed is so technical bro, just say you don't like mma
@@dibby4482 -Dricus' alt account
Your a casual, your telling me you dont know the upcoming prospect Lauren Wells? Cmon now, trust me, were going to see her in title contention in the next few years, mark my words… 😂
Dude IMAGINE thinking that Shamil Gaziev won't make his Ubereats order absolutely MASSIVE.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
crazy thing is if paul craig catches bot nickal with a random triangle and stipe randomly chins jones this might be one of the best cards of the year
neither of those things are happening
@@qcthesxientistmma is completely unpredictable so there’s a chance
If stipe chins Jones it's fight of the decade I stg
@@killerbug05 what if jones looks fat, old and shitty
@@qcthesxientist I think simply on underdog hype it'd be fight of the decade.
Literally everyone is talking about this like the fights decided already it'd be hilarious to see the barely able to walk part time firefighter fraud check the most glazed human being in the ufc
Schmitty will make the presser MASSIVE
Get out!!!
I have a bad feeling jones will submit Stipe and immediately get blasted to pfp#1 and then hold onto the title for like 6 months before retiring just to be an asshole 😂
@Deedee48-jg9omna tom will stay cos he knows he’ll go straight to undisputed.
@ jesus christ , Im gonna celebrate when jon fucks off.
charles oliviera title run starts now
Tapped 12 times to Islam alone. 🐔
that's why i hate this fight, if charles wins he will start calling for a title shot and the ufc will probably give it to him, and we gonna end up getting another rematch.
@@Youssef-hd5bl and put it on the same card as Ilia/Volk 2.. another fight nobody wants. I seriously can't stand this company.
we're not in 2021 anymore 😅💀
true
If Charles loses, and Michael gets on the mic and screams,”Islam, I’ll see u at the top!” I’m done watching mma.
Conor McGregah!!! lol
Wtf was Charles thinking accepting the fight. Makes me lose a bit of respect for him tbh
@@toby099 there's no other fights tbh, Hooker only got back in the top 5 after the announcement
Hardcore fans you don't have to pretend this is a great card for having 2024 Stipe headlining with washed Chris Weidman on the main card
literally why do these dudes gaslight themselves into enjoying this shit
CHRIS WEIDMAN on a main card in 2024 makes my skin crawl💔
:"did dude is a bbadaaas"
Don’t be mean he’s still my boy😢
@@kuro5041CEO of eyepokes.
This guy is a MARAUDER! coming off an epic eye poke finish!!
Chris weidman on a UFC card in the big 24 makes my skin crawl
this is all part of stipe's plan to drop out of the fight last minute to give aspinall the greatest KO in history TRUST
No way in hell does Jones fight if Stipe drops out
@@ronenton4037he would Tom would have the disadvantage Jon would take that opportunity:/
@@ReDDotFamous No, he wouldn't. We've already seen that exact same scenario and he pulled out against Chael Sonnen
@@filipferencak2717 but he still fought chael with a broken toe ?
@@ReDDotFamous No, he broke the toe during the fight. He didn't realize it was broken until the fight ended.
Legends are saying max Holloway still can't wait for October 26th !
Tbf he didn't specify which year, he might be playing the long game like Tony 😎🇺🇸🏆🇲🇽
When he started with bot nickel impression I was waiting for the berries talk 😂
We would live in the best timeline if in the first 30 sec of round one, Stipe hits an ngannou uppercut and the domestic violence merchant goes out cold. Then Dana has to put that belt on stipe with the saltiest look of all time
Chandler winning and getting a title shot after would be worst case scenario
I would convert to islam and commit ykw if that were to happen
If Jon loses to a 40 year old retired firefighter that needs a cane to walk wtf does the ufc do because the only gimmick for Jon is he’s undefeated
If he loses to stipe after all this unwanted build up it will only harm his goat case quite a considerable amount
They are both old what you blabbing about.
@TouchdownTamagotchi Stipe is 42 and hasn't fought since 2021, when he was brutally knocked out. Jones is still just 37.
@@TouchdownTamagotchiHere's a fun game. Name one opponent Stipe has a win over that's still in the UFC 😂
@@JoeSmith-we3jw Jones has been fighting and training mma since he was 18 years old . He's old as shi for a mma fighter. So it's irrelevant when Stipe last fought cus they both been in the game forever.
It’s so frustrating aspinal is sidelined for this.
@@penguinplague7229 jones or stipe will get injured as they are old…. But then refuse aspinal fight as replacement anyway.
Chris Weidman and Jon Jones on 1 card, this is gonna be record breaking eyepokes
We are gonna find out October 26th if this card is garbage...
Day 4 of asking BedtimeMMA to call Ankalaev “Uncle Laev“ at least one time
the worst part of these guys refusing to fight the new generation is it absolutely robs them of future hype and legacy.
let's say tom or another hw goes on to win his next 10 fights, he's gonna be underrated forever because if he keeps winning he can only ever beat contenders
former champions ought to pass the torch for the sake of the division imo
Jones is LeBron
@@RySL66Lebron beats women?
@@RySL66lebrons a junkie?
@@RySL66 Lebron is gay?
You all are right actually if u think about it
Imagine jon Jones losing and say I party 2 night before😂
Chandler vs Paddy and Oliveira vs BSD would be way more exciting
Paddy vs Chandler would actually be hype and very competitive I reckon
BSD just lost to Renato so...
@oomshaka6683 True, he doesn't deserve Oliveira, but neither does Chandler.
@@JoeSmith-we3jw yeah I agree but it's the UFC wanting to get chandler another title shot 😭
My Ideal main card for 309 imo:
-Jones vs Aspinall Main
-Pantoja vs Asakura Co-main
-Charles vs Hooker Feature
-Yan vs Figgy (main event of November 23rd fight night should’ve been Weili imo)
-Krylov vs The Professional Card Opener
SiCk
@@ColbyBumington Thanks man!! Realized it’s pretty Brazilian haha
1:02 He said Bot like a slur 💀
The impressions and then the sudden cut to screaming “Fuck that!”, or “No one gives a fuck!”, is hilarious 😂
6 minutes in and you haven’t asked once where’s schmitty??
Why they always putting Charles on the shittiest ppvs then when he’s actually on a goated ppv like 300 he loses 😭😭😭😭😭
I think you just answered your own question
Real UFC fans are waiting for Mckenzie Dern vs Amanda Ribas
A lack of Schmitty is keeping 309 from being massive.
Every fight on the card is going to be fight of the year contender now
That lowkey is how it always goes
@k3d644 I hope so I'm going lol
Im just addicted to going live when they are in the North East
309 is like when the restaurant has a bunch of shitty leftover ingredients and said fuck it, throw it in a stew and sell it
The accuracy on the embedded bit is hilarious
Kamaru usman getting headkicked has slowly brought about the downfall of the ufc through the butterfly effect
In my lowest point. I needed a bedtime upload to save me rn
You’re gonna make it bro
If a bedtime video is what is needed to save you, then you're cooked bro
00:18 nope man Prates is Him
Listen guys listen guys, I think bedtime is gonna rant. I really think he will say it's a dead ppv.
CRAZY take bro. (vid was uploaded 48 seconds ago)
araujo being the featured fight in MSG is crazy
Most important moment of the video: 15:36
Chris Eyegougeman sharpening his claws for his upcoming fight
This card is built like one of those early pandemic fight night cards lmfao
This card is built like your mom
I've been ready for this card to come just so we can finally be past it. Legit has taken so long for this fight to even happen I'm sick of it holding the division up.
My boy Chris Eyedman gonna look for his signature left eye right eye finish, he doesn't wait for the judges 💯
Glad some people are seeing/saying that 309 is a horrible card as of right now. Besides the main and co main it really isn't special at all, and I'm being generous with the co main. If Charles gets Chandler on the mat I think it's going to be over quickly, and Charles is a pretty decent striker. I honestly don't see the co main lasting longer than 2 rounds, but it's honestly more exciting than the main event. Jones vs Stipe is going to be a one sided snooze fest with Jon most likely winning it within Round 1. I don't understand why ANYONE would be excited for this match since Stipe hasn't fought in a long time and no one really wanted it to begin with. Any of you that actually pay for PPVs (LOL if so) please reconsider purchasing this one as the UFC and Dana do not deserve it for this atrocity.
Whoever glazes this card, consider yourself an Opp
2 days have passed since bedtime left to defeat Ilia toptoro to avenge his brother Max. Rip Bedtime you will be missed.
Ufc 347 Aspinall vs Ivanov
As a bulgarian i laughed so hard
Your off script is funny af Imma keep watching your vids, thx for entertaining us.
This feels like one of those fight nights that I feel like watching, but won’t make plans for, so if I miss it oh well I guess
It can't be as bad as UFC 302 before the main event.
301 was even worse
@@tommyafricana301 wasnt that bad, 302 was fuckin ass until islam vs poirier
You know it’s bad when charles oliviera vs michael chandler is the most interesting fight on there💀💀
Tbf Charles is always the best fight on the card
@ not if tom aspinall would be on. If stipe pulls out it’d suddenly actually be a good HW fight
@@emanuel6233 Too bad Jon the fairy is terrified of him so even if stipe pulls out we ain’t getting it.
@ das a fair point lol. Tho stipe vs aspinall would still be the most interesting fight on this card tbh
@@emanuel6233 it’s the most interesting fight possibly in ufc history.
Whole year i heard ppl say "they will stack this card super hard so it looks like ppl want to see JJ vs Stipe"
With GURU dead a power vacuum has engulfed the yt MMA space, i believe in bedtime to lead us through the darkness
VIVIANE ARAUJO FEATURED FIGHT 💀💀💀
Stipe W will carry this PPV
I’m more excited for 310, currently headlined by a fucking flyweight bro
I’m just waiting for the day we can be done with Jon Jones
Doesn’t matter when you don’t pay for PPV anymore 😂.
Search the web and find the live stream. I would post it but YT would delete my comment.
We gonna forgot that Azamat Murzakanov (MINI SHAMIL) is fighting on this card
Bro bedtimes Aspinall impression is so funny😭
He’s a great fighter I’d love to fight him🇬🇧💂
2:28 incorrect. Jones vs. DC 3 would actually be hype AF.
It really wouldn’t DC is beyond washed
Bedtime I’m way too fucking hammered for your aspinall impression bro
Sidenote, for your 309 fight companion you should do a drinking game instead of a bingo card
Casual take man. karine silva's a beast. Viviane Araujo has heart. Hardcore fans gotta eat too, lil bro. And this a banger for us.
Dana been having his revenge on the fanbase all year for the oil up memes
The prelims r better than the main card 😂
The GOAT taxi driver, azamat murzakanov is fighting fuck the main card
nobody mentioning the return of marcus mcghee and mauricio ruffy
@ Marcus McGhee is so fun
But dude imagine how sick the edits of chandler koing Charles is gunna be.
Don’t you dare
Who the fuck makes chandelier edits?
This is at MSG by the way and this is the slop they come up with honestly could they not add a couple interesting fights to this card?
Especially having only 11 fights on an MSG card pay-per-view
Bro I lost it at Bo Nickal impersonation 😂
ngl i’m drunk as hell and listening to u rant like this is actually comedy gold
Bedtime please make the mma media's goat lists tier list it would be fire 100% we need this
Lol everything you're saying is 1000% true. Best video ever.
Frankly, Bedtime MMA has the best impression of me. I watched his video, and I said "wow that's a great impression".
Welcome back 2021
Clicked for the Jones rant, and I was not disappointed.
You my favorite zesty MMA TH-camr
Dropping a comment because I feel how bedtime feels. No diddy. TRUST
I'm just hoping Paul Craig fraud checks Bo
Chill atleast we got Belal next month we’ll be fine
these r the videos i’m subbed for bro lmao
Maybe your best rant yet. Especially the embedded bit
Jones vs Stipe
“Battle of the Dinosaurs 🦕 v🦖”
Stipe beating Jon Jones and then retiring will be the ultimate chef kiss
This card is a matchmaking disaster. They didn’t even try.
Bruh I’m trying to watch this in the grocery store but the hard f bombs got people thinking somebody is yelling at me on the phone lol
🤣🤣🤣
I don’t think I’ve ever felt as close to an episode as this one. Were like, practically related bro…
Most annoying part is experiencing how much promotion they did and actual effort they put into 308 fight week.
UFC 301 is worst PPV
2:54 is one of your most hilarious moments besides Strickland voice talking about Khalil 😂😂
No views in 7 seconds bro fell off
It would be massive if Dana remembers to invite Schmitty
Your Bo nickel impression sounds more like Brian Ortega than your actual Brain Ortega impression.