{YTP} ~ Postman Tap Delivers Fake Letters
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 15 พ.ย. 2012
- Really just practice with sentence mixing. I also attempted to mold the source character into a new one with a fixed personality.
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I showed this to my dad when it came out years ago and he still picks up a cake and goes "It's my cake now, thank you very much!"
Your dad's an OG
That's so flipping wholesome! 😭❤
plot twist: your dad is Postman Tap
Did he say it "with a laugh" and closed the door?
Said your dad with a laugh.
This is one of those videos where literally the entire thing is quotable.
AuroraKnux Now then JeJ, don't you give my donuts away. EeEeEeEeEe.
Oaooah. All the letters are fake
" Time To Run Away!", Tap said with a laugh.
"Tap showed the twins his CCCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOards."
Tap bought six chocolate kittens
"It's my cake now, thank you very much!"
I died
R.I.P. in peace
R.I.P. in peace = Rest in peace in peace
I know
***** When you said you died... After reading your comment I'M NOT JOKING, I STARTED TO CHOKE ON SPIT, MY THROAT STARTED TO SWELL A LITTLE, AND I COULDN'T BREATH FROM LAUGHING. I ACTUALLY NEARLY DIED.
***** It's nobodies now because...
I ATE IT.
"Well," said Tap. "Time to run away."
Has pretty much become my "It was time for Thomas to leave. He had seen everything" response.
Granny Dryden was busy cooking poo.
"Gross". said Tap.
"I need a new battery in my hearing aid." *she hears through her sweater*
"ERR AH ERR!"
"Toast!"
' UheaehU '
Tap walks off
Tap's just like "aight I'mma head out"
3:38 almost eight years later and I still think this is one of the best YTP jokes ever.
Took me a second time to get it. DaThings has always been in a league of her own.
Not to mention just before when he silently takes Sam Walden's gift without a word
This video has aged like fine wine, I come back way later and I notice things I never would’ve seen when it was originally released
@@TheBadBuffalo Same here, first time watching it in years, and there are tons of jokes that I actually get now, which just makes it funnier!
"it was a spatula, but he was keeping it"
Sounds like Lana Del Rey lyrics lmao!!
+Asklepios27 “Now then Jej, don’t you give my donuts away!”
Mrs. Goblins was on the lookout for Tap. She was very pleeeeeased!
"Hello, Tap", she said.
Goodbye
i fucking love the new TH-cam analytics they have on the videos. it shows what part of the video is played the most, and its the "UH AH UH" part
I wanna hear that one unedited lol
What's the point of locking your door if Tap can break through it?
͠o _ ͡o
This comment has left me in stitches! xD
Lemme check the time, yeah it's about that time. **falls off the chair sideways**
*Tap
It's to delay him slightly so you have more time to escape.
"George Lancaster showed Tap his special prize hens." "Cool story, George." said Tap.
That will never get old for me.
I heard it as 'strawberry'
Merry 4 years of your comment being here
*IT'S MY CAKE NOW.*
He showed the twins his *COOOOOOOOOO* cards.
Time to beat Speeds into the ground ;)
@@AnotherCriticalKnob you should go
Thank you very much.
Speeds was busy cooking poo 💩
"I also attempted to mold the source character into a new one with a fixed personality, but that didn't work as well as I'd hoped."
Sure it did. Tap is a certifiable badass who will break down your door, considers himself to be Batman, and is at war with the quiet English countryside for outing him as a furry.
0:15
"He picks up his van."
I lost it only fifteen seconds in.
I couldn't even make 'Postman Cat!" :P
RCLeahcar
I just almost made it! x3
I laughed before the video knowing that it was made by DaThings1
Wow. You, my friend, have a sense of humor!
EyelessWhatever same XD
Most YTPs leave me simply laughing my head off uncontrollably.
This one nearly killed me.
Was is that good?
'Cool story Jorda.' Said Tap
ruth mcnally
old ponies!
:)
Jordanory you literally just said the same thing but in different words..
I had to pause the video because I thought I was going to die laughing, my internal organs were so sore and I had a big wet cough afterwards. Best ytp I've seen in ages
3:10 "She gave him a glass of Ar-Sen-Ic" that had me on the floor laughing, brilliant!
You weren't the only person on the floor.
Lyrics
Postman Cat
Postman Cat
Postman o' SOS
Postman Pat 5x)
in Black & White
Euueh
He picks up his van
Postman Pat
Postman Pat
Aallaa
All the letters are fake
Pat feels he's a postman
Everybody Dance Now
Ooroor
Pat can break trough your door
You really should lock your door
Tap feels he's Batman
He says 'Toastman Pat' twice after 'he picks up his van'
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
It was a spatula, but he was keeping it.
Now then JeeJ, don’t you give my donuts away.
Mrs. Goblins was looking out for Tap. She was very pleeeeeesed
1:32 - 1:40 i sing this to myself sometimes. This is the most incredible 8 seconds i've ever witnessed.
Lyrics:
Ohm buh hwa
Ohm buuh hhwaa
Ohm BomBomBomBeeBo
BaDomBomBomBomBeeDo
Ouuumm BomBomBom
_D I D D L Y_
DomBom
OhmPoBomBeeDomPomPoDoe
BomPomPeeOhmOoouuhmPoDom
_D I D D L Y_
PomPaDomPopeOhmOhmPompDom
(This took… longer than anticipated…)
It's such a simple tune but it gets lodged in my brain once in a while
@@sparrow4852the twins were looking at ponies.
garyrary is very scaryrary. he and larryrary eat berryrerries on the ferryrerry be waryrary. we're thinking he's also a furryrurry.
Bounty: 15 frarfs.
"Also, he ****'s everyone. Most often against their will. That's kinda illegal.
Barryrarryrarry? It will only take a minute...
He was born in Battle Creek, MI. Not like it matters. Last I checked the areas of people’s brith aren’t enough to go on as far as criminals.
This is beautiful
2:57 My answer to all of life's questions.
In case you're wondering, yes, I really do hear through my sweater.
I love how Tap ALWAYS batters the door down when he goes somewhere... Resistance is futile.
'Uh Ahh Uh'
A statement often made when having little idea how to respond to a geriatric requiring a new battery in their hearing aid.
BTW where can I get a steering wheel covered in poo? I'd like to show it to the wife because she would be pleased.
Time stamp?
"you really should lock your door!"
"Pat feels he's Batmaaaaaaaaaaaaan!"
just fucking gold
You mean Tap
Tap showed the twins his COOOOOO-ards.
"Tap arrived just in time to beat Thompson into the ground"
rip me
1:12 One envelope had a drawing of a cat on it. But how did everyone know that he was a furry? He kept it a secret for all these years and now they all knew.
“Let me wish you a Happy Basement Virgin Life, too…UwU!”
"F*ck you, said Tap."
F*ck you said tap
@@sprtsfanatic1 "F**k you!" said Tap.
@@throwawayaccount4008 Tap bought six chocolate kittens.
"She gave him a glass of arsenic" XD
MISS HUBBARD DRANK AND DRANK AND DRANK
@@AmberTheFangirl SHE GAVE HIM A STEERING WHEEL COVERED IN POO
‘Thats just lovely!!’ (i think thats what he said) hahah
@@AmberTheFangirl Miss Hubbard has a alcohol addiction
Amber The Fangirl I’ll show it to the wife heh
"It was a leather bound bible."
"...Oh..."
Noice profile picture
+Ryotaiku "Goodbye..."
LordVader1094
Thanks. I hear that a lot.
Postman Pat is an atheist CONFIRMED
STFUImBigBoned
This is Postman Tap, his evil twin.
3:38 This joke is too clever for me.
oh shit there are people watching this
UUUHH AHH UUUHH
TheAndrewj96 2:57
I need a new battery for my 'earin aid.
Lol what does that even mean
(She hears through her sweater.)
Postman Pat's many names:
Postman Pat
Postman Tap
Toastman Pat
Postman Cat
PostmatSOS
Batman (Pat-man?)
Pastman Pot
Tat
in ytp version
"We've made cake!" " *Grabs cake* It's my cake now, thank you very much!" "Said Pat with a laugh." *Pat casually walks out the door, closes it behind him. Quickly drives off*
Rest in peace, Ken Barrie!
thanks for being such great YTP material
I've spent literal years quoting this back and forth with friends. Thank you so much. "Oh... goodbye" still kills me, every time
"How did everyone know he was a furry? He had kept it a secret for so long."
cOOL stORy, George.
I could've sworn he said "Cool strawberry, George!"
While back I was working records at a library and found a profile for a fellow named George Lancaster.
It was not at all easy explaining why I was laughing about it for like a full minute
2:56
"Euuh aa huuE" is still my favourite line.
Pastman Pot, time-travelling superhero. Bringing us the weed of yesterday today!
Man that'd be a fucking disappointment. Postman Tap coming through with seed filled schwag. I'd be like dude, gtfo.
"It's my cake now, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!" said Tap with a laugh.
I can't breathe.
3:02 words can't describe how hard I laughed.
Same holy shit... This is gold
+GrumpFan12 Yeah man I couldn't stop, either XD
me too😂
UHH AHH UHH
Hello censored?
1:53 *"'It's my cake now, thank you very much!' said Tap with a laugh."*
It’s the highlight of the video.
[erratic, upbeat notes]
Pat can break through your door...
You should really lock your door.
HEHEH
2:18 made me laugh more than it should have.
Tap arrived just in time to beat Thompson to the ground.
"Time to run away!", said Tap with a laugh.
Nice horror movie material right there.
I just want to say that ten years after the fact I still randomly remember "Postman Tap inblackandwhite" and it still makes me chuckle
I wish I could pick up my van. :(
Pat is secretly The Hulk.
Gasoline85 The British Hulk?
Yeah. ;)
Gasoline85 Awesome! :D
He's the postman we need, but not the one we deserve
"It's my cake now" still cracks me up.
2:59
The twins were looking at ponies, lol
Regarding Granny Dryden, in those days hearing aids had a separate battery pack that you'd put in your pocket to adjust the volume.
*The More You Know*
It was a spatula, but he was keeping it to himself.
Postman Cat
Postman Cat
Postmatsos--*BEEP*
Postman Pat
Postman Pat
Postman Pat
Postman Pat
Postman Pat in black and white
Ehh
He picks up his van
Postman Pat, Postman Pat
Ohh
All the letters are fake
Tap feels he's a postman
Everybody dance now
ErrE!
OhyhO
He he, he he
Tap can break through your door
You really should lock your door
He he
Tap feels he's Batman
+Bridget O'Neill - Beautiful
It was a spatula. But he was keeping it
Now then JeJ, don't you give my donuts away.
Alenennellaaneanallanaeeadanadalaaa
It was a spatula, But he was keeping it.
0:40 ALL ABOARD THE NOPE TRAIN!!!
Shit his voice actor died. RIP.
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
He was a great person, making kids smile with his amazing cartoon. RIP
3:45 always has me in fits of laughter, hilariously dark 😄
1:58 Are you ok Postrunden?
1:46 You sneaky little son of a b i t tern
Son of a bittern.
" We've made cake! "
" It's my cake now, thank you very much. "
0:13 had me in fucking stitches
"UUURH!"
It's even better with subtitles on XD
You really should lock your door
HEHEHHEHHE
+Kazilinho WH It was a spatula but he was keeping it.
Now then jej don’t you give my donuts away
Tap thinks he's batman
02:37 Comrade Tap, Comrade Tap, Comrade Tap...
Anyway, great job, man! Love it!
This is one of the funniest TH-cam poops I've ever seen, hands down.
Postman Cat, Postman Cat, Postman Zouz.
Postman Pat, Postman Pat, Postman Pat, Postman Pat, Postman Pat in black in white...
Loved the postman cat bit and also 'Its my cake now, thank you very much! Said Pat with a laugh'.
"Ah!
He picks up his van. Toastman Pat, Toastman Pat''. This is funny
Lee Mcvittie "She gave him a steering wheel covered in poo." That's when I died.
"but how did everyone know he was a furry? he'd kept it a secret all these years... and now they all knew :("
Can't believe we're coming up on the ten-year anniversary of this video.
Postman T4p for the anniversary celebration i hope :D
3:24 BIG missed opportunity
Yeah. Hens....or.....
Or what
0:34 Welp. I didn't last long.
Postman Tap has raised an army of his own clones. He’s going to be delivering fake letters on mass.
"We've made cake"
"Its my cake now thank you very much" 😂😂😂
Best ytp
When he flicks the guy off I almost spat out my coffee XD
??? you call miss hubard a guy?
Its crazy that this is over 10 years old
2:48 TOAST
I wonder if the original voice actor who did Postman Pat saw this before he died?
0:27 Pastman Pot LOL
"Tap feels he's Batman." OMGOSH I'M DYING! X'D
2:18 "There were some letters for Justin Bieber" LOL 😁
You really should lock your door...
Exactly. There's no point in locking it, if Tap's just going to barge in regardless.
*Hee, hee...*
This is the bedtime story that I'm going to tell my children before their high school at least! XD
3:55 each hand a piece of chalk
15 frafs is the going bounty for Furries round these parts.
I'm not even going to mention the bounty for pastmen.
Degenerates are ruining this quint village and stealing our cake!
The children are dealing guns, you can protect yourself using them.
Also, be sure to lock your door, and know that he can break through it.
@@CplYakob Good point, stop stealing our cake. ;)
please no tap fursonas
Go to 0:13 and turn auto-captions on... you won't regret it.
+Turd Ferguson XD just keeping them on for the whole video is amazing
+Turd Ferguson It's even better when the auto captions say exactly what was actually said.
I'm an a** XDD
I'm an a** XDD
01:58 sit down
Ommpupma ommpupma didleydee doodles dee lmao 😂 1:32
2:42 *whatever*
2:30 awwwwk-waaard...
2:56 Wtf is that sound xDDD
It's "EUUAHEUUH"
It's...uh...uhhhahuhhh
It is the sound of true pain.
It’s the sound of his neck creaking and eventually breaking.
2:58
3:15 she gave him a steering wheel covered in poo.
This is exactly what the Postman Pat movie should be.
Should've been, if it weren't for those creepy Pat Bots.
0:54 I didn't know this was a Woods crossover!
The opening song is one of the greatest things ever put in a YTP. 10 years later and it still cracks me up.
Wow, I used to watch Postman Pat as a kid, and now I see a Postman Pat-YTP made by DaThings. Legendary.
I used to have things and now i see da things on TH-cam
2:58 I just couldn't. I thought my lungs were ganna explode omg
+Kristina Savic Best moment in anything Arhh urhh arhh
AwesomeRepix EUUUGHAHHEUGHH
My parents question my sanity every time when I show them why I laugh like a maniac, this was such a moment
Wow, I can't believe it's been 10 years since this masterpiece.
UUUUH AHH UHHHH
This was really phenonmal! The sentence mixing was top notch and cracked my shit up like you can't believe. Keep up the good work man. This was really awesome. :)
I'm gonna find him, I need those 15 fraurfs
This is an absolute gem. Cannot believe its up after all this time. I remeber watching this aswell as Fireman Sam celebrates christmas is easter. That ones gone but im so glad this remains. Takes me back to a bygone era.
1:02 An excellent conversation
2:54 "She hears through her sweater" XD
I think the news papers should alwais be written like that. 4:10
i remember when this first came out, seeing "10 years ago" threw me for a loop
if you watch the Postman Pat movie trailer(yeah. there's a movie coming out), you can definitely see the resemblance between the Pat-Bot 3000 and Tap