"In more recent news 10 children have been eaten alive by a Orca at Sea World and coincidentally a child overdosed on psychedelics near their resort. More news at 11."
Fun fact: One of the cases of deaths at at Sea World was someone who snuck in after dark, stripped naked and entered the whale tank, presumably to have sweet sweet love with that sexy blow hole.
Jack Hannah being there is actually completely unsurprising because he used to (hell he probably still does) bum around central Florida for whatever reason. One of his like, "base" zoos is the Brevard County Zoo in Melbourne, FL of all places. I grew up in the area and he'd come to our school sometimes to show animals off. Mostly I just remember thinking "Why can't we get the crocodile hunter instead :/"
I went into the Bermuda Triangle once. Now I’m trapped in an alternate universe where the guy from Celebrity Apprentice is the president of the United States.
"In more recent news 10 children have been eaten alive by a Orca at Sea World and coincidentally a child overdosed on psychedelics near their resort. More news at 11."
Fun fact: One of the cases of deaths at at Sea World was someone who snuck in after dark, stripped naked and entered the whale tank, presumably to have sweet sweet love with that sexy blow hole.
@@patricklavigne6786 You forgot the best part: the orca bit his testicles off.
@@maskedowl501 Wait a minute! What the heck kind of Video is this?!
"Seaworld is a great place to do whatever you wanna do."
SeaWorld confirmed to be a lawless thunderdome.
Jack Hannah being there is actually completely unsurprising because he used to (hell he probably still does) bum around central Florida for whatever reason. One of his like, "base" zoos is the Brevard County Zoo in Melbourne, FL of all places. I grew up in the area and he'd come to our school sometimes to show animals off. Mostly I just remember thinking "Why can't we get the crocodile hunter instead :/"
That last shot of him cleaning the algae off the tank after it cuts from the guy saying "you can do whatever you want to do!" made me laugh. Good job.
And this was all before SeaWorld got caught in controversy involving the killer whales....
It's nice seeing Jack Hanna in this though
Napping all day = a great place to have fun
No arguments from me.
What happens under the shark tank stays under the shark tank.
I went into the Bermuda Triangle once.
Now I’m trapped in an alternate universe where the guy from Celebrity Apprentice is the president of the United States.
i think we might have been on the same plane
I didn't make the left turn at Albuquerque.
And they exploit animal labor
Like at shamu hes obviously been abused like the ginger kid in Let's Sing and Dance Music video
1:03
is... is that dawn brancheau?
Extra creepy!
Edit: Edit skills = Super Saiyan
So, was this Joseph Gordon Levitt's big break?
rip jack hannah :((
0:42 That sounds ominous.
WE'RE AT SEAWORLD
Is this video sponsored by sea world?
*ALRIGHT!*
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