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2:58 it’s actually pretty easy to hunt them you just gotta go to a sprouts parking lot and lay some bait in the form of a shirt that says your not vegan, the desire to make you vegan will compel them to chase you down and then you just lead em into a dark area with low foot traffic like an alley or into a pre determined location with a simple trap
Actually it's even more easy. Just hold a burger and the vegan will complain about how you should eat the vegan burger, "You shouldn't eat a burger, youre basically eating a-" then you hit them with the metal bat you have in your other hand because vegans can only see vegetables and complain about meat.
@Noobi [SFM] or if you go to a protest outside of a ranch and just pluck one from the crowd because no one will notice with all the commotion although this is the most risky one because they are prepped to burn something but this is the way for thrill seekers
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Spider-Man Spider-Man Abducting children in his van Locks them up and sells them cheap Some for organs some for meat Look out here comes the spider man
4:09 Therapists: whos fault is all this Them: its all mine Therapists: *hits earpeace in ear* code red we goin need the big neddle an straight jacket an the van ready Im done here
10:10, I actually think the increasingly casual ways of saying "crushing turtles" is funny. Also, if it's factually accurate, isn't that the most important thing? I think the teacher calling it "gross" is stupid and irresponsible.
Well, considering that a "no dogs on the furniture" rule is pointless and cruel anyways, and is also causing her to resort to sleeping next to another man when her husband's away to avoid getting lonely, I think they're just stupid.
The first meme got me cringing so hard like, when will people stop shipping Ben and Gwen Don't they realize they're cousins for Azmuth's sake Also to answer Kevin's question: "You don't wanna know dude, trust me and you'll puke your guts out"
Eh, it's actually fairly common to insult someone without actually knowing. Calling someone's d*** small is effective, even if you've never seen it, because it's a double-edged sword. They either panic and try to explain that they don't, which makes them look insecure, or they don't defend themselves and everyone around them taking it as the truth. Gwen just knows the average size and how to make an assumption that would make Ben look either insecure or like he really is only ten centimeters. And I'm explaining a meme. Wow... I need sleep...
3:40 I wonder what percentage of men and what percentage of women would be willing to pretend to be a dog for 6 figures a month. 6 figures a MONTH. That's MILLIONS per YEAR.
A redhead and a blonde can have a kid with black hair all it takes is for one of them to have black hair in their family genes it just has to be one family member that's it and then you can have a black haired baby
4:10 like I get the sentiment but they don’t really use padded rooms anymore. It’s just a room with a bed that they check on you every like 15 mins. You can leave the room too. Just can’t leave the ward… uuuuumm. A friend told me that…. Totally not from personal experience. Yeah that’s it. 😅😅
0:56 WHAT KIND OF PSYCHOPATH FATHER WOULD- 8:23 I remember a news report on some woman who "accidentally" mistook a bottle of Gorilla Glue for shampoo, and when it dried, you'd think she was bald if you only saw her shadow! That's how bad it was. Hair was basically shrinkwrapped to the scalp, basically a helmet! 8:28 he's chilling. Bing chilling 🍦
How did Kevin know Gwen was being accurate? 😳
ayo
This made me do a🗿
*ALABAMA 💯*
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No way
2:58 it’s actually pretty easy to hunt them you just gotta go to a sprouts parking lot and lay some bait in the form of a shirt that says your not vegan, the desire to make you vegan will compel them to chase you down and then you just lead em into a dark area with low foot traffic like an alley or into a pre determined location with a simple trap
Why does this sound like it's been tested..?
@@fonchas3453 Probably has been...
Actually it's even more easy. Just hold a burger and the vegan will complain about how you should eat the vegan burger, "You shouldn't eat a burger, youre basically eating a-" then you hit them with the metal bat you have in your other hand because vegans can only see vegetables and complain about meat.
thanks man! way easier than hunting for them at a grocery store! you save me so much time
@Noobi [SFM] or if you go to a protest outside of a ranch and just pluck one from the crowd because no one will notice with all the commotion although this is the most risky one because they are prepped to burn something but this is the way for thrill seekers
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“wait, how did gwen know that” BUT HOW DID KEVIN KNOW?!?
How did you know his rights
maybe they all went in
@@saltydalty882 &%$£?!#@
He was going through a phase
Spider-Man Spider-Man
Abducting children in his van
Locks them up and sells them cheap
Some for organs some for meat
Look out here comes the spider man
Robert Frost and Stan-Lee looking on this guy from heaven.
Holy sh*t 😂
Is he sick?
Listen bud
He’s got pedophilic blood
Can he swing
From the Feds
Take a look on the internet
Hey there, There goes the spider man.
N O
r/cursedcomments
19:58 Ah, I see Jezza is a car man of culture.
Nice
No wonder why he is obsessed with speed and power.
"I went on the internet and found this!"
I knew a guy that only watched Lesbian cause he was afraid if he saw another mans unit he would question if he was gay.
Noice
He gave her a "milk" bath and she got pregnant.
4:09 Therapists: whos fault is all this
Them: its all mine
Therapists: *hits earpeace in ear* code red we goin need the big neddle an straight jacket an the van ready Im done here
As stomach deformation enjoyer I see no trouble
_Huh?_
woah buddy what you mean by that
It would have cost you nothing to not say that
Its all fun and games until the screams start
if it's a minor inflation deformatiom then it's aight I guess but if it's big and looks painful it prolly fucked up
The promotional concept art with them as boyfriend and girlfriend is becoming more and more uncanny. 0:20
*what*
10:10 looks like it could be another great "Englilsh paper" by Kyle "The Yellow Dart" Smith.
That 10 centimeters one reminded me of a woman I knew long ago. You could have stored furniture in hers.
7:53 both laughing wolves are the perfect representation of your subscribers.
10:10, I actually think the increasingly casual ways of saying "crushing turtles" is funny. Also, if it's factually accurate, isn't that the most important thing? I think the teacher calling it "gross" is stupid and irresponsible.
21:11 I see this as an absolute win
0:18 wait... Why does Kevin know Ben has 10 centimeters? Wait Hol'up has gone into inception levels of WTF.
Finn got burned and Jake is just silently judging the fire princess
"Imagine someone moaning your Twitter name"
"Haha yea" Says the censored twitter name.
Joke fell flat there.
1:46 Tran person before realization and after realization
Look, living in an RV with your cousin for an entire summer, youre probably gonna see something at least once.
5:50 you know feminism has gone too far when this happens
18:14 wholesome memes crossover
I read the entire comic and yes, all they say does happen 12:34
wtf
What the name of the comics
Lmao this is some gourmet shit right here. Let me some of that.
wtf is that comic btw?
@@meo-toph6002 ""Sexy losers by haid" was a challenge finding this a 20 minutes one but still
The vasectomy one got me way rofl🤣🤣
Well, considering that a "no dogs on the furniture" rule is pointless and cruel anyways, and is also causing her to resort to sleeping next to another man when her husband's away to avoid getting lonely, I think they're just stupid.
It was talking about the dog...
@@arianaholt9425 its sarcasm
"Ben 10 centimeters" 💀
20:24 WHY IS THIS STILL A THING?
2:15 i mean, at least shes honest about it
15:53 pretty sure that percentage would be higher.
The first meme got me cringing so hard like, when will people stop shipping Ben and Gwen
Don't they realize they're cousins for Azmuth's sake
Also to answer Kevin's question: "You don't wanna know dude, trust me and you'll puke your guts out"
Eh, it's actually fairly common to insult someone without actually knowing. Calling someone's d*** small is effective, even if you've never seen it, because it's a double-edged sword.
They either panic and try to explain that they don't, which makes them look insecure, or they don't defend themselves and everyone around them taking it as the truth.
Gwen just knows the average size and how to make an assumption that would make Ben look either insecure or like he really is only ten centimeters.
And I'm explaining a meme.
Wow... I need sleep...
0:10 more like, why is Kevin knows that?
#dankness
Me: fighting monsters
Everyone at the Halloween party: aaaaaaagggggguhhhh
10:56 Looks like he meant to say.... "Shat first and ask questions later." But no surprise he shat when he realised the hammer was cocked! 😂👍
2:50 sauce?
22:45 naturally, a Japanese homeless are badass
For the Bangkok question. It's in Finnish. Where bag is pussi. Just some reassurance for everyone wondering.
Let's be fr though with as close as Ben and Gwen are, they have almost definitely seen each other naked, if only by accident.
Aaaaand this is something I never wanna see again-
yeah and i bet if you search gwen x ben you will probabaly see some weird stuff
i swear if i had friends i would dare them to search that
For everyone who is too lazy to do the math 10 cm is just under 4 inches
1:18 did you know that a mushroom exists where if you eat it, it destroys your dna? its called the destroying angel.
14:15 absolute genius
You saw the last part right?
@@SomethinOther15 no i did not
6:10 Plot twist: The future version of him just didn't want to come into the past.
@11:53: Reminds me of the Creepypasta "The Old Bridge by the River"
The Moral: Always look both ways before you cross the street 😆👍
And to not be so confident that you’re right
$50 in 1850, dam I'm buying a whole estate.
7:52 As a Thai, I can assure you that the capital is NOT Bangdik
6:36 I'm going to hell for laughing.
6:40 is relatable
6:36 nah man I dudes gotta do what a dudes gotta do
Sorry doggie, but you're not getting me today!
maybe he just has a tic tac for a thing down there
Woman: i want a real men.
Also women: 0:55
Don't Forget 11:20
11:50, Takes gold Diggers to a New level on their part.
Don't worry he just filled a bath for her.
I always appreciate the use of the low quality, nerve grating robot voice that can't string a decent sentence together.
like for angry kid
Finn took the ultimate sacrifice
1:34 slow down there casey anthony xD
11:39 The movie “The Village”, you are describing an M. Night Shyamalan, movie.
4:49 wtf???
I think Gwen and Ben had some fun of camera maybe just maybe
1:02
I had the same question
0:42
Getting bullied and beaten up is one thing,
But your dad dates the bullies mom is another type of disrespect
15:26 be safe out there he gave me a half eaten one. Scammers these days
0:52 wait a minute...That's a couch
0:51 true
The first one💀 rip Ben lmao
So, that's not a couch. It's an armchair. Just sayin'.
can somebody pls tell us what the name of the comic at 12:35
No.
@@komos63 😮💨🥲
Me getting a shower, everyone else at the urinals 🤮
0:19 Ben with Way Big 💀
0:08 The first thing I said when I saw this image is Pulp Fiction.
I am ashamed of myself.
10:56 wait, which load weapon? The stain tells me there was a misfire.
3:40 I wonder what percentage of men and what percentage of women would be willing to pretend to be a dog for 6 figures a month. 6 figures a MONTH. That's MILLIONS per YEAR.
Sweet home winnebago
A redhead and a blonde can have a kid with black hair all it takes is for one of them to have black hair in their family genes it just has to be one family member that's it and then you can have a black haired baby
4:00 Mary! HE'S YOUR BIOLOGICAL BROTHER!
4:10 like I get the sentiment but they don’t really use padded rooms anymore. It’s just a room with a bed that they check on you every like 15 mins. You can leave the room too. Just can’t leave the ward… uuuuumm. A friend told me that…. Totally not from personal experience. Yeah that’s it. 😅😅
6:24 i dont get it what book is she reading
1984
@@michelleresistance I'm missing what the point of that clip is???
Lore of Waaait... Hol' Up... V63 momentum 100
8:33 Well that escalated quickly
11:27 isn't that the plot of the movie the village?
6:25 what is it?
"1984"
Truth
What is the dankest thing you have ever done?
Truth. Gimme your best.
What is your Ip address?
HOW COULD KEVIN CONFIRM
truth, i think i misunderstood the task at the beginning
Watched an Overwatch 2 ad before this, lol shit’s so incomplete they had to reuse clips 😂😂😂
19:50 but they wont fit in the microwave unless I chop them up first and they keep running away when I try
1:20
i literally dont understand, i will understand 10 years later on a car
Some are poisonous. You will die if you eat them, so they feed for the rest of your life
@16:44. As an African, (South African) with Wi-Fi, I can confirm that this is indeed true.
"ben 10 centimeters" 10 centimeters is a lot bro
0:56 WHAT KIND OF PSYCHOPATH FATHER WOULD-
8:23 I remember a news report on some woman who "accidentally" mistook a bottle of Gorilla Glue for shampoo, and when it dried, you'd think she was bald if you only saw her shadow! That's how bad it was. Hair was basically shrinkwrapped to the scalp, basically a helmet!
8:28 he's chilling. Bing chilling 🍦
3:35 SIX FIGURES A MONTH?!?!?! Oh hell nah bro sign me up I’ll start whenever 😭
6:18 According to the dates, these posts were made 5 years apart. People are allowed to change
Maybe Gwen was just mocking Ben without knowing how much it actually was.
Thats isn't even accurate
18:25, Obvious question, Was the Juice worth the Squeeze?
0:19 because i read the comic where grandpa max left and they'll alone in the trailer
4:15 Zoo wee mama😥
3:57 makes sense, i like it
That thumbnail doe shesssssh
23:33 lmao
4:32
NGL, I genuinely thought that the kid was taped to the door by his face.
11:39 there is already a movie based on that very premise.
9:01
Actually they can, even if they don’t manifest, you can still carry genes that you can pass to your children
8:48 that's uh...........Moving on