Bounus story: Joe once talked about a WoW raiding expierience where one of his guildmbers complained about the way lava splashed in the instance and how he would know how liquid is supposed to splash because he worked in a water park.
The genius of the editing of this video is how you evenly space out all of the Burger King follow-ups through the whole thing, rather than putting them all together in a bunch. So it gets dropped for a while, and when it comes back it's always a surprise and always even funnier.
4:10 "you stand in a little room and you have to open another door to get out. What even is that?" That's the hatch from Starfield. If you don't go through it you won't be able to breath outside.
In all seriousness, it sounds like a man-trap. Effectively, it is a way of ensuring that only 1 (or a small controlled batch of) person(s) enter at a given time. This is to prevent tailgating or other unintended bypasses of physical security.
It's actually a heat thing. You can't trust the general public not to let out all the heat in the building so you ensure the most they'd reasonably be able to let out is the area of the little cubby.
@@no-man_baugh I don't know how old you are, but Joe is nearly 40 and a published author of multiple books. He at least used to read a lot. Those words come up regularly enough in books that I doubt he's never read them. In fact I'm almost certain they've come up in specific books he's said he has read.
I do wanna do more, but unfortunately the limiting factor on that is Joe breaking games in the first place. The only thing like that left which I haven't chronicled yet is the Bike-chan stuff in Death Stranding. I will do a video on that eventually.
No matter how hard I try I can’t imagine Moncton. I check images on google, I read about the city, I do my research, but if I try to will the idea of Moncton to my mind nothing comes up.
well i did this at mcdonalds during 2020, when they weren't letting anyone in, i don't have a car i walk everywhere. i didn't think it would work, but they were as amused as i was.
For my whole life, I always wondered what was wrong with people. Why did they always make strange comments, follow me, or act like they knew me? *_It’s it because of you and Avarsari sharing Joe’s Moncton stories I wouldn’t have known I live in a highly populated area for NPC’s._* The most said sentence to me my whole life was from adult men who knew my mom. They all say I look familiar, I tell them no, they say “how do you know?” 🤡🤦♀️ and I will stare and make it awkward. In the past people would mention my mom, so now I just bring it up. And this is the result, They all say: “Oh wow, you’ve changed. You used to be such a bitch”. When questioned further, when I was 5 I was a jerk to these now 60 year old men. I am 37 today. I have so many stories, I could make a game with only NPC interactions. “I don’t know you…” “How do you know?” 🤦♀️
After all my years on TH-cam I have never had TH-cam give me the "something went wrong, tap to retry" message error twice on one video and the video not being actively taken down or block for some reason. 2 errors and then it crashed entirely, I feared I would never get to hear what the healing officer said to her 14:29 as it cut off right at "oh so now you wa-" and got the error.
@@helper_bot I guess I never replied. I didn’t/don’t use any extensions and didn’t/don’t use Adblockers, at the time when I wrote that comment I was on mobile and not a computer. Which is why I extra feared I wouldn’t know how the story ended.
the burger king drive thru i imagine just the janitors are done for the day and so they dont want to take anymore table orders and kinda funny to admit it that i did an on feet drive thru order once-- though not for the same reason, the restaurant was buckled up and so was people lining up to order food (it was a rest area, yeah we had a car but thats parked, we're evil i know) and somehow we got what we wanted basically earlier than if we lined up and sat on the table
ok so ive been in the shoes of that bk worker in the second story. no joke its because she didnt want to have to remember your order to punch it in. she would have to run to the same register either way. her still messing it up is a skill issue though.
ugh, thanks for this. i was having a hard time figuring out a good moncton story to nominate and this really helps. - the chum bussy. always keep bussy boppin. 🫡
Thank you for your fantastic edits of Josephs streams. I've only just discovered him and you today, and already I can see that not only is Joe a charming streamer, but you are also fantastic at picking out stories and moments.
NTA his door his rules
REAL AND TRUE
What does NTA mean?
@@SlasherFrenzy0 acronym for "Not The Asshole"
@@bakage-it3yz thank you
@@SlasherFrenzy0 its reddit brainrot
Hearing joe interact with the real world is similar to how i felt while playing disco Elysium for the first time
I have no idea what that means but I find it funny
(I did play Disco Elysium)
What does mean (I have no played disco elyusiim)
i know what this means (i played disco elysium)
I have no idea what this means either (I just started playing Disco Elysium)
None of you explained the joke I don't get it (i did not play disco elysium)
Bounus story: Joe once talked about a WoW raiding expierience where one of his guildmbers complained about the way lava splashed in the instance and how he would know how liquid is supposed to splash because he worked in a water park.
Oh yeah I remember that lmao
The genius of the editing of this video is how you evenly space out all of the Burger King follow-ups through the whole thing, rather than putting them all together in a bunch. So it gets dropped for a while, and when it comes back it's always a surprise and always even funnier.
Thanks, it was actually really hard to get the clips in an order that felt right
Well you did a good job@@retinas2001
Chekhov's Burger King
4:10 "you stand in a little room and you have to open another door to get out. What even is that?"
That's the hatch from Starfield. If you don't go through it you won't be able to breath outside.
In all seriousness, it sounds like a man-trap. Effectively, it is a way of ensuring that only 1 (or a small controlled batch of) person(s) enter at a given time. This is to prevent tailgating or other unintended bypasses of physical security.
@@austinackermann3731 It's so that it doesn't get cold inside
@@austinackermann3731you never saw something like that? It is relatively common where I live. I dont know why they build it that way but it still is
It's actually a heat thing. You can't trust the general public not to let out all the heat in the building so you ensure the most they'd reasonably be able to let out is the area of the little cubby.
joe is my online dad, hi online dadddd
More like a weird cousin.
Yeah :)
Joe having a Dung Defender bit with his children is peak parenting ❤
CHICORY SPOTTED
@@GayBrain YES!!! The GOAT ❤️
Dare I ask what on earth Dung Defender is?
@@SomeOne-vf1rs It's a very charismatic character in the game Hollow Knight.
@@SomeOne-vf1rs It's a Hollow Knight boss, but I have no idea what's the bit is.
I actually don't know if it's a bit or if this man went to burger king of all places and drew the "I'm on a diet" line at that extra drink
I cut off a bit at the start where he said he was on a cheat day. I probably should've left that in.
@@retinas2001 There's still a line about "cheat day" in there
@@retinas2001 it's funnier this way
@@mizel101yep, at 9:22 he says it’s cheat day 😊
Joe is honestly such an inspiration, peak role model
We need more of Joe's Moncton experiences, this is fantastic
If you want more like this, check out avarisi's videos th-cam.com/play/PLENOMsgzlWdqTcaXYifmmBbTneG4Cvym9.html
@@retinas2001 This is great, thanks.
Love your videos and how much effort you put into chronicling Joe lore and his gaming exploits. Thanks for making these!
it says something about these anecdotes that i still vividly remember all of these that i was there for live
You weren't there for them live, he was
I have never met anyone as respectfully disrespectful as Joe
The goldfish rizz story is so funny
homestuck
The Burger King bit is #1 all time bit imo
Okay the Ghost Trick music during the Steam Deck story had me laughing out loud. Good job on that one lmao.
These are so great. I got a strong feeling the burger king story coming back is going to be referenced a decade down the line or something.
The fact that Joe knew neither the word antechamber nor vestibule blows my mind. Everyone calling it an airlock cracked me up, though.
Never heard of either those words in my life despite having regularly interacted with those things
@@no-man_baugh I don't know how old you are, but Joe is nearly 40 and a published author of multiple books. He at least used to read a lot. Those words come up regularly enough in books that I doubt he's never read them. In fact I'm almost certain they've come up in specific books he's said he has read.
Joe has decided for me:
Canada is an actual dystopian nightmare and I never want to visit.
Canada has 4 parts:
-Dystopia
-French Dystopia
-Middle of bumbf*ck nowhere
-Literally just wilderness
Damn, thanks for going through all those streams and compiling this
youve been on a roll lately, quality videos retinas hope you keep doing these
this will make up for my lack of friends
That burger king shit is hilarious
I hate most of Joe's opinions on games but his stories are great. More of this would be amazing.
He's so bad and projects it so hard
this man lives a life.
good vid but i hope we get another glitch compilation soon. those ones are your true magnum opus.
I do wanna do more, but unfortunately the limiting factor on that is Joe breaking games in the first place. The only thing like that left which I haven't chronicled yet is the Bike-chan stuff in Death Stranding. I will do a video on that eventually.
@@retinas2001that sounds hilarious!
@@retinas2001 I would've also suggest Outer Wilds if there weren't already 2 different highlights of that playthrough, lol
you're great, love these vids. Joe should hire
Storytime with Joseph Anderson is always fun
"I'm eating I don't have time for this" is iconic
Thank you Retinas!
No matter how hard I try I can’t imagine Moncton. I check images on google, I read about the city, I do my research, but if I try to will the idea of Moncton to my mind nothing comes up.
I love that Lily is a sentient flower
I remember having to walk through the drive thru during peak covid.
thank you so much for posting this for JADSEYA!
Thank you for this.
Joseph Anderson's librarian
19:11 "I had a laptop downstaris that... I would use" is making me suspicious that that word should start with an f maybe
the Sarah/Sam story is the funniest thing I've ever heard, what unfathomably bad luck
you make the best edits
the chuck story is WILD lmao
These stories remind me that Joe is a real living person, but then I hear the stories and I realize he might be a cartoon character.
babe wake up new retinas video just dropped
the keybind story is so cute
another banger
Thanks for uploading
THANK YOU, YOU ARE AMAZING!!
well i did this at mcdonalds during 2020, when they weren't letting anyone in, i don't have a car i walk everywhere. i didn't think it would work, but they were as amused as i was.
I feel like Jo pretending to be a car in a Burger King relates to Trolly Chan somehow...
Eating tacos for breakfast? YTAH
thank you for all your work retinas
For my whole life, I always wondered what was wrong with people. Why did they always make strange comments, follow me, or act like they knew me? *_It’s it because of you and Avarsari sharing Joe’s Moncton stories I wouldn’t have known I live in a highly populated area for NPC’s._*
The most said sentence to me my whole life was from adult men who knew my mom. They all say I look familiar, I tell them no, they say “how do you know?” 🤡🤦♀️ and I will stare and make it awkward. In the past people would mention my mom, so now I just bring it up. And this is the result, They all say: “Oh wow, you’ve changed. You used to be such a bitch”.
When questioned further, when I was 5 I was a jerk to these now 60 year old men. I am 37 today. I have so many stories, I could make a game with only NPC interactions.
“I don’t know you…”
“How do you know?” 🤦♀️
from famous dog to famous mom
I’m so happy that Joe loves Chuck
iv'e been waiting for something like this
After all my years on TH-cam I have never had TH-cam give me the "something went wrong, tap to retry" message error twice on one video and the video not being actively taken down or block for some reason.
2 errors and then it crashed entirely, I feared I would never get to hear what the healing officer said to her 14:29 as it cut off right at "oh so now you wa-" and got the error.
adblock maybe? youtube is acting up on my firefox extensions too
@@helper_bot Currently have TH-cam premium and was on a mobile device at the time
@@helper_bot I guess I never replied.
I didn’t/don’t use any extensions and didn’t/don’t use Adblockers, at the time when I wrote that comment I was on mobile and not a computer.
Which is why I extra feared I wouldn’t know how the story ended.
Great video lol
I live like 20 mutinies away from Monkton and at summer camp i literally tubed there lol
3:21 +2 chatter "dimes4crimes12" banger joke
Someones gotta do a Joseph Anderverse
i mean there's already a wiki...
It's jerma all over again
im starting to feel like a buger king, burger king
If you make another channel you should name it “Corneas”
i love you retinas ur so cool
All I gleamed from this was that Joe has a beard
4 kids? No wonder Joseph's cracking at the seams, he's evolving into NL
the burger king drive thru i imagine just the janitors are done for the day and so they dont want to take anymore table orders
and kinda funny to admit it that i did an on feet drive thru order once-- though not for the same reason, the restaurant was buckled up and so was people lining up to order food (it was a rest area, yeah we had a car but thats parked, we're evil i know) and somehow we got what we wanted basically earlier than if we lined up and sat on the table
ok so ive been in the shoes of that bk worker in the second story. no joke its because she didnt want to have to remember your order to punch it in. she would have to run to the same register either way. her still messing it up is a skill issue though.
Any Witcher update?
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2:05 minutes in
no, i would've set off the fucking mounted turret
19:11 ..is it the hub laptop??
Vid is cream
I wonder how only-review Joe watchers would react to how streams are lol
I didn't get the sister anecdote :c
What's so bad about a character having your mother's/sister's name?..
I think he isn't good with his family. I think he talked to his dad 20+ years ago last time
It could also be that he had a crush on the person he was talking about, so them having the same name as his family makes it awkward.
Walking through the drive thru is not that uncommon here
why he is feeling bad?
ugh, thanks for this. i was having a hard time figuring out a good moncton story to nominate and this really helps. - the chum bussy. always keep bussy boppin. 🫡
The more I hear of Moncton, the more I picture Joe and his family living in a city surrounded by nobody but Oblivion NPC's
🤌🤌🤌
I stayed in Moncton for a couple days back in 2015, the entire town feels like an SCP. It feels weird and uncanny. Sort of a bad vibes liminal space
I've lived there and it's not far off. Only half of them speak french or part-french
As a canadian, new brunswick is an endless void of unhappiness.
Thank you for your fantastic edits of Josephs streams. I've only just discovered him and you today, and already I can see that not only is Joe a charming streamer, but you are also fantastic at picking out stories and moments.
great video ^^