Hagrid: You're a wizard Harry. Harry: I'm a... WHAT?! Hagrid: Harry, you're a wizard. Harry: I'm a what?! Hagrid: A wizard, Harry. Harry: I'm a WIZARD?! Hagrid: Yes Harry, you're a wizard. Harry: but I'm just Harry. Hagrid: Well, "Just Harry", you're a wizard. Harry: but I'm just Harry! Hagrid: No, "Just Harry", you - are a wizard! Harry: Listen here Hagrid I'm just Harry! Hagrid: NO! Harry, you are a wizard! Harry: I'm not a wizard, Hagrid, I'm just Harry! Hagrid: Listen Harry, you are a wizard! Harry: No Hagrid, I'm just Harry! Hagrid: Harry, for god's sake, you are a wizard! Harry: A WIZARD?! I'm just Harry! Hagrid: Nooo, "Just Harry"! You're a wizard. Harry: I'm not a wizard, Hagrid, I'm just Harry. Hagrid: Noooooo. Just Harry. You are a wizard. Harry: I'm not a wizard, Hagrid! Hagrid: HARRY, you are a wizard! Harry: Listen here Hagrid you FAT OAF! I'm not a FUCKING WIZARD! Hagrid: For god's sake Harry, what is with this language?! You're a FUCKING WIZARD. Harry: I don't give a FUCK you FAT HAIRY BASTARD! I'm not a FUCKING WIZARD! Hagrid: Listen Harry, you're going to go to Hogwarts and do SPELLS and SHIT. And you're going to be FUCKING pleased about it! Harry: I don't WANT to do your FUCKING spells you BASKET CASE! stick it up your fucking DICK-HOLE! Hagrid: My fucking WHAT?!?! Harry: HAGRID, y'er pushing me over the FUCKING line! Hagrid: No I'm not. You - are a wizard! You're going to go to Hogwarts, you're going to do spells, you'll get a wand, you'll get a fucking owl, it'll deliver your mail - DEAL WITH IT. YA TWAT. Harry: I'M GOING TO FUCKING PUT MY DICK IN THE OWL Hagrid: I did that when I was younger, and that was a bad move. You, are a wizard. Harry: I'm a WHAT?! Hagrid: YOU'RE A WIZARD HARRY, FOR FUCK SAKE, LISTEN TO MEH! Harry: Hagrid I've been throughout this I don't give a BLOODY FUCK WHAT YOU THINK. Hagrid: This is NOT negotiable! You come with me you SPECCY BOWL-HAIRED CUT FUCK SMALL DICK SKINNY CUNT EAT MORE WANKER Harry: I'LL FUCKING SET YER BEARD ON FIRE! Hagrid: 'MON THEN YA LITTLE SPECCY CUNT, SQUARE-GO LIKE Harry: I'LL FUCKING BURST YE' Hagrid: Right you, you little wank stain. If you don't get your act together, I'm gonna drag you to hogwarts. You'll get a wand, you'll get an owl that'll deliver your SHITEY meal and that'll be that and you'll enjoy it ya' sch-ch-ff-chhssh-chinky. Harry: I'll fucking NAW yer ARM off, Hagrid! Hagrid: Listen you, get near my arm and I'll slap you across the face like a little BITCH Harry: I'll PUMP ye' SILLY. Hagrid: C'MON THEN YA CUNT Harry: SUCK MAH PIXIE DICK YA CHUBBY COON Hagrid: I'll RUPTURE YOUR FUCKING ANUS WITH MAH MASSIVE BEAR COCK Harry: I'll RIP YER GIANT DICK OFF AND BASH YE ACROSS THE JAW WITH IT Hagrid: LET'S GO RIGHT NOW BRING IT ON YA LITTLE WANK
Hey Speirs thanks for all the videos you have been posting it really help out my day, i just came home today to find my dog (a pug) dead, he was 10 and i knew him since the day he was born but your videos really help me get through the rest of the day.
Awesome man thanks. Everyday for the past 2 years I have come home and watched your videos everyday or at least tried to. I have always loved your vids man. For me and a lot of other people you are the best and funniest TH-cam ever man. Keep it up and can't wait to see you channel get even bigger. You earned it. :-)
Speirs I really can't believe you made it this far. In the 300000 subs video where u were saying thanks, I was about to cry cause everything that has happened with you it's like man, you da man.
Congrats on 300,000 subscribers man! I still remember the first videos i watched of you when you had like 50 000-100 000. You've come a long way my friend. xD And btw, These videos are hilarious!
Hey Speirs get the sound mod for Beamng! After downloading just open which one you want (V8 big block, V8 big block performance, V6 Tuned, F1, and a turbine one) from the .zip file and find the "art" folder. Then replace it with the art folder in the BeamNG folder and you will be good to go. Trust me, it's an amazing mod!!!
Haha u refrenced forest gump u were like "I cant feel my legs ugh shrimpin boat shimpin boat" lol my favorit movie p.s. its lutenite dan who has no legs
Want about Battfeild three? and what happen to your War of war plane's vidoes man????? thats how i found u!! anways keep up the nice work and Keep beein gfunny!!!
![Death by Sandwiched [AMERICAN TRUCK SIM]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/EcaYd2tMOQg/mqdefault.jpg)
Most TH-camrs attempt to act funny while being annoying, but Speirs is ACTUALLY funny without being annoying. I love you Speirs
Thank you :)
***** :o You replied!
wheres ur intro ? we miss ur intro!!
" Give em hell, don't give them anything else... "
Hagrid: You're a wizard Harry.
Harry: I'm a... WHAT?!
Hagrid: Harry, you're a wizard.
Harry: I'm a what?!
Hagrid: A wizard, Harry.
Harry: I'm a WIZARD?!
Hagrid: Yes Harry, you're a wizard.
Harry: but I'm just Harry.
Hagrid: Well, "Just Harry", you're a wizard.
Harry: but I'm just Harry!
Hagrid: No, "Just Harry", you - are a wizard!
Harry: Listen here Hagrid I'm just Harry!
Hagrid: NO! Harry, you are a wizard!
Harry: I'm not a wizard, Hagrid, I'm just Harry!
Hagrid: Listen Harry, you are a wizard!
Harry: No Hagrid, I'm just Harry!
Hagrid: Harry, for god's sake, you are a wizard!
Harry: A WIZARD?! I'm just Harry!
Hagrid: Nooo, "Just Harry"! You're a wizard.
Harry: I'm not a wizard, Hagrid, I'm just Harry.
Hagrid: Noooooo. Just Harry. You are a wizard.
Harry: I'm not a wizard, Hagrid!
Hagrid: HARRY, you are a wizard!
Harry: Listen here Hagrid you FAT OAF! I'm not a FUCKING WIZARD!
Hagrid: For god's sake Harry, what is with this language?! You're a FUCKING WIZARD.
Harry: I don't give a FUCK you FAT HAIRY BASTARD! I'm not a FUCKING WIZARD!
Hagrid: Listen Harry, you're going to go to Hogwarts and do SPELLS and SHIT. And you're going to be FUCKING pleased about it!
Harry: I don't WANT to do your FUCKING spells you BASKET CASE! stick it up your fucking DICK-HOLE!
Hagrid: My fucking WHAT?!?!
Harry: HAGRID, y'er pushing me over the FUCKING line!
Hagrid: No I'm not. You - are a wizard! You're going to go to Hogwarts, you're going to do spells, you'll get a wand, you'll get a fucking owl, it'll deliver your mail - DEAL WITH IT. YA TWAT.
Harry: I'M GOING TO FUCKING PUT MY DICK IN THE OWL
Hagrid: I did that when I was younger, and that was a bad move. You, are a wizard.
Harry: I'm a WHAT?!
Hagrid: YOU'RE A WIZARD HARRY, FOR FUCK SAKE, LISTEN TO MEH!
Harry: Hagrid I've been throughout this I don't give a BLOODY FUCK WHAT YOU THINK.
Hagrid: This is NOT negotiable! You come with me you SPECCY BOWL-HAIRED CUT FUCK SMALL DICK SKINNY CUNT EAT MORE WANKER
Harry: I'LL FUCKING SET YER BEARD ON FIRE!
Hagrid: 'MON THEN YA LITTLE SPECCY CUNT, SQUARE-GO LIKE
Harry: I'LL FUCKING BURST YE'
Hagrid: Right you, you little wank stain. If you don't get your act together, I'm gonna drag you to hogwarts. You'll get a wand, you'll get an owl that'll deliver your SHITEY meal and that'll be that and you'll enjoy it ya' sch-ch-ff-chhssh-chinky.
Harry: I'll fucking NAW yer ARM off, Hagrid!
Hagrid: Listen you, get near my arm and I'll slap you across the face like a little BITCH
Harry: I'll PUMP ye' SILLY.
Hagrid: C'MON THEN YA CUNT
Harry: SUCK MAH PIXIE DICK YA CHUBBY COON
Hagrid: I'll RUPTURE YOUR FUCKING ANUS WITH MAH MASSIVE BEAR COCK
Harry: I'll RIP YER GIANT DICK OFF AND BASH YE ACROSS THE JAW WITH IT
Hagrid: LET'S GO RIGHT NOW BRING IT ON YA LITTLE WANK
Hey, ive seen that video! its funni
Wow
holy shiet
Your 300k Subs Vid Was Amazing Speirs!!!
Thanks man
***** Keep up the amazing work, you deserve them!
Bubba Jay 2:02 and 2:07 fast and furious shit right therw
"Father God Is on my side, Jesus Amen." Haha I died laughing because my dad always says that!
I have never laughed so hard at a video in my life.
4:50 the sound he makes is exactly what I would image Tim Tim would make in real life lmfao
The reason you are my favorite channel is because there is always something new to watch. You never cease to make me laugh
2019 anyone reliving memories anyone? No? Just me ok. 👌
Samuel Rodriguez nope me too just 2020
HAHAHA when the trike was just gone... i laughed a lot more than i should have
***** this is the best turbo dismount yet!!! you're awesome! made my morning!
Thats good man :)
***** You've seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail too?! You've just became my favorite TH-camr
Hey Speirs thanks for all the videos you have been posting it really help out my day, i just came home today to find my dog (a pug) dead, he was 10 and i knew him since the day he was born but your videos really help me get through the rest of the day.
Awesome man thanks. Everyday for the past 2 years I have come home and watched your videos everyday or at least tried to. I have always loved your vids man. For me and a lot of other people you are the best and funniest TH-cam ever man. Keep it up and can't wait to see you channel get even bigger. You earned it. :-)
Someone NEEDS to animate some of these episodes, think of timmy and then spiers in the background watching and laughing his ass off xD
my favorite vids are turbo dismount
Thats good man
thanks
+SpeirsTheAmazingHD canyougobacktotheoldintroplz
These Turbo Dismount videos are very funny, great video $peirs.
I laugh so hard at this that I forget to breathe... I end up looking away and taking a deep breath every once in a while... :P
OHHHH MY GOD That noise you made at 4:49 HAHAHAHAHA ohh my god im dieing hahahaha
Hahaha
hahaha i dont know if you saw the comment i left on you 300,00 sub vid but i said congrats and that im glad i could be a part of it :P
1:31 I was drinking Mountain Dew and I laughed so hard it came out my nose
Will it blend? That is the question?
Yes, it blends!
thanks speirs for making my day i was so pissed but after watching that video i am now laughing my a◘◘ off(lmao)
the sound he makes at 4:50
unknown426 what does ikr mean
Nicholas Young pretty sure it means I know right
This game continues to amuse
Speirs I really can't believe you made it this far. In the 300000 subs video where u were saying thanks, I was about to cry cause everything that has happened with you it's like man, you da man.
No you da man
***** hey you should do a Q&A
i got to say the turbo dismount vids are the best ever!!
Holy crap poor timmy hes doomed to a life of car crashes lol. Good job speirs on the 300k awesome videos man have fun in the new house.
Congrats on the 300k subscribers speirs still love your vids man
Congrats on 300,000 subscribers man! I still remember the first videos i watched of you when you had like 50 000-100 000. You've come a long way my friend. xD And btw, These videos are hilarious!
Thanks dude!
let's go Tim Tim! I love him so much! keep up the good work speirs
dude you just made my day
more of this and we need some goat simulator
Hey Speirs get the sound mod for Beamng! After downloading just open which one you want (V8 big block, V8 big block performance, V6 Tuned, F1, and a turbine one) from the .zip file and find the "art" folder. Then replace it with the art folder in the BeamNG folder and you will be good to go. Trust me, it's an amazing mod!!!
I remember when you were talking about getting 50,000 subscribers and now you're at 300,000. wow Congrats!
This Turbo Dismount was the best and funniest one so far!
You are the best youtuber ever! Congratulations on getting 300000 subscribers Speirs! You deserve it!! :)
Well thank you
YES DO MORE TURBO DISMOUNT, LOVE THESE VIDEOS SO MUCH!!!!
Poor tiny tim! Keep up the AMAZING WORK SPEIRS! Love you and your videos! (No homo)
Yeah I'd love to see some more of Turbo dismount
Laughed sooooo hard at 4:49 I was crying
you're the most hilarious person on TH-cam keep up the funny work
please more! i cant wait to watch more
1:26 that moment when you wish you had a slow mo feature in game
it does
speirs you sir never fail to make me laugh
This is the happiest comment section I've seen all day :-) keep it up Speirs
Play some more Turbo Dismount!. I laugh so hard that I can't breath.
Literally made my day so much better. Fucking hilarious man please make more!!
Your all on the tricycle part "aaaaalllll!!!!!!!!" LOL!!!!!
imagine if this was as brutal as happy wheels :D
Yes more of this please. It is so funny.
Haha u refrenced forest gump u were like "I cant feel my legs ugh shrimpin boat shimpin boat" lol my favorit movie p.s. its lutenite dan who has no legs
10:19 is still funny after a dozen times of watching it.
Love the turbo dismount videos
Hey speirs great video! Good job on that 300,000 subs. Could you do some octodad? It's been a long time since you did that.
Speirs at my grandmas ive listened to your videos so muh her parrot says tubb a SHIEET its so funny
Speirs is genuinely funny most youtubers try to be funny like smosh and Ryan higa
Great job on 300000 subs so close to 3 million! Also, MMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That scream doe at 4:49
I just love the Timmy voice
I really enjoy your videos speirs you are a stud
Captain America, aaawwwaaaayyy!!!!
Love it!
Men you're videos make my day I just love your videos spirs
You're the best!
Speirs you made my day
Your timmy voice is just to funny
There we go speirs more of weird voices and laughing :D :D
Speirs you are the luckiest person in Turbo Dismount.
I love all of your videos I always laugh
Haha I just hit my orite haha so funny speirs love your vids best youtuber that there ever will be
Speirs keep up the great work!
HAHHA I LAUGHED SO HARD MY MUM YELLED AT ME
You prolly wont see this, but right now I'm playing Turbo Dismount while youre playing it XD
all the cars trucks and bus's are flying everywhere in the game wow!!!!!!!!
Gongrats whit the 300000 subs :)
Oh father god help em Tim tim haha laughed my ass off
Your the best an I'm sick and you making my day fun
I like how you make the funny sounds
Love these! Keep 'em coming!
When you were trying pink lightning you shouted funny!
I still love how you say leg... Lag lol
Play San Andreas if you want Speirs:)
I was gonna go to school but spears uploaded
You deserve 300k of us
Awesome video! How did your head do that was it a feature in the game or was it edited?
Love the vid speirs keep up the good work
Thanks!
I love the conky as Tim Tim voice
Dude you are so hilarious.
Speirs this game is very fun!
I think that I died while I was watching this, maybe...........
please dude can you make more of these turbo Dismount vids and more lcpdfr vids
14:49 As soon as I saw what happened I imagined the car saying you think we're gonna make it now
Your head always looks like it has fallen off haha :)
Hahaha I know man
The first map was like invisible transformers throwing cars all around to get to each other!
Play more turbo dismount I love it
SpeirsTheAmazingHD you are so cool and awesome. :)
Keep doing Turbo Dismount Keith... I mean Kennath... I mean Keith...
More turbo dismount!!!!
This is so nostalgic 😔
Want about Battfeild three? and what happen to your War of war plane's vidoes man????? thats how i found u!! anways keep up the nice work and Keep beein gfunny!!!
You should do a draw my life for us Speirs :D
10:19-10:51 I laughed my ass off
Continue plz!! :D
Speirs did you see your motorcycle at 13:39 it was like 5 feet away from you lol
Oh snap