Some little tips, -Yes, you can kill the "star producers". when they start spilling yellow goop everywhere they're dead. - the little boxes give bonus stats to your main gun: + skull is damage, + crosshair is accuracy, + bullets is extra ammo in a clip, + flying bullets is fire rate.
Can he really? He aims like he's still using a controller, point the crosshair near the enemy and then hold it steady and keep shooting even if they are 7 meters left from it ;P Jon might have to get used to not having aim assist FIRST.
0:44 Jon,I can assure you that this kind of thing happened as frequently as Timmy falling down wells in Lassie, which is to say, precisely never. The few shooter games that had FMV tutorials tended to have formerly well known action movie or TV show actors portraying military officers or the leaders or the secret organization which the player character is a new recruit for.
Two tips with this game: 1. Never stop moving. Ever. 2. The grenades arc more than you think they do. You are consistently shooting the floor in front of enemies. Aim a little higher. Also: reloading? in a doom-style fast-paced shooter? *BLASPHEMY*
Oh this takes me back. In my opinion, Blood was the best FPS game of the late 90's. Shadow Warrior was funny, Duke Nukem 3D too, but Blood was hilarious.
just remember...a game called Strafe....involves actually strafing... just saying that charging straight forward or backward are not tactically movements... oh and that kind of game works better if you let them enter the targeting area instead of trying to be precise. my 2 bits...have a nice day
Ah, yes, the good old "hire a supermodel in a short, tight dress with leather for good measure even though it's an extremely inconvenient outfit to wear to fulfill her job requirements and make her wear glasses so everybody knows she's a scientist" trick.
It doesn't make visual sense to have the pixelation aligned in different axis, diagonal gun, vertical walls,horizontal with the effects. omg you can bounce the bullets with a melee hit, this game is great!
With the grenade launcher, you need to shoot in the centre of a group rather than the front 🤓 which was especially easy when standing at the top of stairs, meaning the centre of the group was entirely visible...
funny how he is saying "dont pick this up its armor" and in reality it was ammo everything he picked up was weapons or ammo (everything what was on the ground)
ms = Milliseconds = 1/1000 seconds. Metric is easy^^ Also I have the distinct feeling that the railgun works like the on in Unreal Tournament where you have to shoot the sphere with a regular shot for a big explosion.
Which of these lines were next spoken by "Sexy Scientist" actress? : 1. "Talk to your doctor first, to see if Viagra is for you." 2. "Our phones are always hot and open. So, what are waiting for? Call now!"
I was already excited for this, and now even more so. EDIT: Also, I recommend Butcher. It's on Steam and it's basically a 2D ridiculously hard version of this.
Maybe the enemies with vest oh, I dunno, are tougher and thus the explosion doesn't kill them in one hit? Think Jon... Also, EAT YOUR FOOD, never even played the game and I could tell it's a health topup you carry... That's what the bars below your health are
This game looks shitty tbh. Piss poor AI that doesn't actually encourage you to do anything but use funneling tactics. Tower of Guns is a better choice for an Rogue-lite FPS.
I know jon's perception is 0 but he had to lose health three times before he realized the star was bad
too many drug withdrawals
Jon, the game is called strafe for a reason
-5 Perception
Some little tips,
-Yes, you can kill the "star producers". when they start spilling yellow goop everywhere they're dead.
- the little boxes give bonus stats to your main gun: + skull is damage, + crosshair is accuracy, + bullets is extra ammo in a clip, + flying bullets is fire rate.
since when is ms minutes and not milliseconds, Jon?
isn't that supposed to be meters per second?
meters per second would be m/s or ms-1.
and that's a speed unit, not time unit
Since Jon decided he would study old stories in dead languages instead of learning anything practical or useful, ever.
the screen mentions "teleport" so yes, 0.13 milliseconds travel time makes sense.
RufusOmega LATIN IS NOT USELESS. Oh i wish that were true since i am learning it ;-;
"Bye Claaaaire"
screw Tabby, I guess.
Tabby never says bye to Jon.
I got excited for a second and then realized it wasn't Strife my favorite game from 1996.
Isn't this that game with that ad where the kid's face gets melted off?
Yep. A good (if slightly odd) ad.
Oh god I remember this! I thought this will fill the doom craving, but then Doom came out and I forgot all about it.
Many A True Nerd Some great quotes in that ad. "I wanna get some", "Sick!" and my favorite, "How could you? He was just a boy!".
The Goblin Barrel "WHOAAH THATS TIGHT"
The VV1N gun is a WIN gun and if you charge it (hold mouse 1) it nukes the map and you beat the game
How do you get ammo?
Someguy1237 you just hold down shoot for a while it dosent need ammo
C'mon, man, you can't just outright say shit like that.
I think is really cool the fact that the start of the second level is a reference to doom 1, and the joke too
Points out that leftover ammo in a magazine is wasted. Immediately ignores this and reloads after firing a single bullet repeatedly.
I noticed the same, but I know from experience that it usually happens from muscle memory, but not to the extent as Jon did it.
*The VV1N does not require ammo*
HOLD THE FIRE BUTTON TO CHARGE A SHOT AND BEAT THE GAME.
You're great entertainment Sir Jon. Please continue with the tale of how we Danes took over Europe
Your son is better then you.
Than
Those FMVs look like they were shot on Red Dwarf.
But red dwarf looks better.
Glass breaking ? what year do you think this is ? 1997 ?!
Napoleon Bonaparte.
Only 1800s kids will get this
Or in the spirit of Hitman 2016, Napoleon Blownaparte. Also fits with this video.
John I think the little bars under your health where usable health top ups. there is possibly a button to use them and if not then what where they?
...Milliseconds?
Fun game, but reloading after every shot and watching all those unused ammo go bye bye was a bit painful
Also, was he able to block/reflect the robot bullets with the wrench when he hit them back?
"Byyyeee Claaaire!" Did Jon just pull a Julianus going to space?
1:34, the mic is in shot. "Quick get it out of shot! That's better. Don't bother taking the shot again though, we've got things to do!"
I think, or at least hope, they did it on purpose or at least just left it in for the hell of it.
Is- is the woman scientist wearing *heels* while walking across a *grate*?? What a god
I love this instead of talking About graphic's secrets and THE story we talk About shooting things and having Fun
how have I never heard of this?!
Holy shit is he using mouse and keyboard for once?
Malbutorius I think so I can hear his keys
Malbutorius why doesnt he play overwatch with keyboard and mouse?! he can actually aim now!! (still salty over the ow vids)
Can he really?
He aims like he's still using a controller, point the crosshair near the enemy and then hold it steady and keep shooting even if they are 7 meters left from it ;P
Jon might have to get used to not having aim assist FIRST.
Mokgor サメの歯 true, but it is a step up from the ow vid
26:06: I think I heard Jon have a Gungasem.
ms is milliseconds. 🤦♂️
"metric minutes" *facepalm*
woah so it is a thing
Great video! I loved the end!
0:44 Jon,I can assure you that this kind of thing happened as frequently as Timmy falling down wells in Lassie, which is to say, precisely never.
The few shooter games that had FMV tutorials tended to have formerly well known action movie or TV show actors portraying military officers or the leaders or the secret organization which the player character is a new recruit for.
Two tips with this game:
1. Never stop moving. Ever.
2. The grenades arc more than you think they do. You are consistently shooting the floor in front of enemies. Aim a little higher.
Also: reloading? in a doom-style fast-paced shooter? *BLASPHEMY*
Thank you Jon
Oh this takes me back. In my opinion, Blood was the best FPS game of the late 90's. Shadow Warrior was funny, Duke Nukem 3D too, but Blood was hilarious.
just remember...a game called Strafe....involves actually strafing...
just saying that charging straight forward or backward are not tactically movements...
oh and that kind of game works better if you let them enter the targeting area instead of trying to be precise.
my 2 bits...have a nice day
That modem dial-up sound... my childhood...
Ah, yes, the good old "hire a supermodel in a short, tight dress with leather for good measure even though it's an extremely inconvenient outfit to wear to fulfill her job requirements and make her wear glasses so everybody knows she's a scientist" trick.
The Strafe computer screen kinda looks like Strar but the R is really kind and wierd
It doesn't make visual sense to have the pixelation aligned in different axis, diagonal gun, vertical walls,horizontal with the effects.
omg you can bounce the bullets with a melee hit, this game is great!
With the grenade launcher, you need to shoot in the centre of a group rather than the front 🤓 which was especially easy when standing at the top of stairs, meaning the centre of the group was entirely visible...
So this is basically a first person rogue like? It seems fun what's the price range? $20?
Atomic Sosa $19.96
It's like Viscera Cleanup Detail in reverse.
Boom mic @ 1:29
smacksmashen A great 4th wall breaking touch.
Hey Jon. The VV1N weapon has unlimited ammo, you can just only fire it in the levels.
Jon meetin grim reaper: Hello!
Jon getting info about having cancer: Hello?
Jon killing loads of families with kids: Hello! Good good good Hello!
At first I assumed it was a really well done Minecraft mod
"You'll be fine"
funny how he is saying "dont pick this up its armor" and in reality it was ammo everything he picked up was weapons or ammo (everything what was on the ground)
I need to buy this at the earliest opportunity
1:28 that boom mike
What was the game you play like a while back where you were an actual human and he had his like dead mother or somthing
This looks like great fun!
The shotgun has a built in SCATTAA arrow? That's nice.
This the Prequel to Viscera cleanup detail?
"Bye, Claire!" Lol
I approve of this
Why don't more first-person shooters have really creative and awesome weapons like this?
To be fair a lot of shooters don't have coherent plots these days either
Oh the year I was born :)
This looks fun.
This was in my Steam recommended.
It's a chargy gun also VV1N = WIN, it makes you win the game when you fire it.
I had to google what the VV1N weapon is, and its hilarious
.."bye claire"😂😂😂
When is the next fallout part is going up?
Jon, i just had to endure a grueling AP test. I want to watch King Kunudle and his army of Vikings knock some heads in!
More Medieval 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Im loving that series! also good video
ms = Milliseconds = 1/1000 seconds. Metric is easy^^
Also I have the distinct feeling that the railgun works like the on in Unreal Tournament where you have to shoot the sphere with a regular shot for a big explosion.
i swear sometimes you have the problem solving skills of a RUSTY SPOON!!
LETSSSSSS GET IT
Nothing even remotely rivals the cutscenes of Iron Sky Invasion.
Very funny gameplay :) I like it !!!
Which of these lines were next spoken by "Sexy Scientist" actress? :
1. "Talk to your doctor first, to see if Viagra is for you."
2. "Our phones are always hot and open. So, what are waiting for? Call now!"
Menachem Sachem Robotscowitz I'm sure I saw her in porn, can't remember her name though
I was already excited for this, and now even more so.
EDIT: Also, I recommend Butcher. It's on Steam and it's basically a 2D ridiculously hard version of this.
You need to charge the WIN weapon for a while to fire :)
That was not armour jon, it was ammo...
Come on Jon my wallet won't survive at this rate!
Jesus Christ Jon some games you are a god at but this, this was just sad.
ms milliseconds jon...
Rip Tupac 1996
If you like this you should try Tower of Guns, that games pretty awesome
"Vee-Vee I- N"? Or "W - I - N"?
marmite game, good one.
Hey, this may be a shot in the dark, but does anyone get a System Shock vibe from this? Maybe kind of? :^)
FUCK YES
I WANNA GET SOME
This is the game that kids in shitty movies play. In other words, it's perfect.
did he just call a spanner a fucking wrench? I'm American I am still pissed.
Maybe the enemies with vest oh, I dunno, are tougher and thus the explosion doesn't kill them in one hit? Think Jon... Also, EAT YOUR FOOD, never even played the game and I could tell it's a health topup you carry... That's what the bars below your health are
When you were checking out the guns all I could hear was, "Soldier 76, Hanzo, or Symmetra. I'll go with Soldier."
More like Reaper, Soldier:76 and symmetra.
Hey I play Strafe I love that there is a lot of monsters to KILL!!! And You???
AYYYYYYYYYYEEEE
👍
The pig things look more like sloths to me.. Anyone else think they look like sloths?
jeff
Ayy
holy shit live action cutscenes. Just. No.
JON MS=meters per second this is a basic fisics thing
that would be m/s, and besides, the game is talking about travel time, not velocity. ms means milliseconds.
Spelling physics is basic English thing.
It pains me to see you trying to play this with a controller. I think if you try to play this with a mouse and KB then you'd probably do better.
Is he killing sloths
Looks and behaves a lot like DOOM 3, the worst of them. IF you want to emulate the 90s shooters, you gotta remove the reload.
This game looks shitty tbh. Piss poor AI that doesn't actually encourage you to do anything but use funneling tactics. Tower of Guns is a better choice for an Rogue-lite FPS.
You are so bad at grenades, Jon. Aim above them, hit them with the splash. You're wasting your grenade on the first guy in the swarm.