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  • @rositaiseatingspaghetti
    @rositaiseatingspaghetti ปีที่แล้ว +226

    I love how you can just hear how much strength it took for Ross to not laugh during that intro.

  • @quinnie_here
    @quinnie_here ปีที่แล้ว +37

    6:55 chickens actually are known omnivores and will eat any meat given to them. One time at a wedding a bunch of kids threw Chick-fil-A nuggets into the chicken pen-it was on a farm-and they went crazy on them. Fucked up, but true!

  • @Scarlet_Soul
    @Scarlet_Soul ปีที่แล้ว +229

    And this is why Ross needs a dommy mommy

    • @Loyal_Amurel
      @Loyal_Amurel ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Why do you think he lives with Max?

    • @crystalrose2005
      @crystalrose2005 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Not even three seconds in and I see this I have so many questions but I can see it lmao

    • @OutrunningKarma
      @OutrunningKarma ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dont we all

    • @trippettfamily4686
      @trippettfamily4686 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *sigh* He always did

    • @screaming_cat2007
      @screaming_cat2007 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ….I mean who doesn’t need one.

  • @Braindead46
    @Braindead46 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    What I got from the thumbnail is that Max will get naked for the right amount of money.

  • @TheBioFear
    @TheBioFear ปีที่แล้ว +116

    All I'm saying is that a actual dnd campaign with the bois would be amazing.

    • @lu_thejackass
      @lu_thejackass ปีที่แล้ว +17

      They did some d&d stuff on TH-cam before

    • @zarmyranger100
      @zarmyranger100 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They did 2 of them.

    • @kyouryuuasobi8321
      @kyouryuuasobi8321 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Lu_thejackass
      I’m pretty sure they are implying that if it was a D&D campaign that they did, it would be amazing

  • @runashadow4033
    @runashadow4033 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Max walking away bursting into laughter over Jerry’s flower pitch was hilarious

  • @cheekykiki4176
    @cheekykiki4176 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Max's laugh genuinely makes me so happy. You can tell he's having fun with his friends :)
    I have major social anxiety and these videos come out just before I go to school so it really helps me relax before going.
    Thank you Max! Hope your day goes well!

  • @genvossekuil5243
    @genvossekuil5243 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    To answer Doug's question:
    My dad and I once had the idea for a milkshake on a stick and it would be sold exclusively at the fair

  • @majesticsandwich9134
    @majesticsandwich9134 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    29:44 that was such a devastating and brutal line Max 😂 I laughed so much hearing your sick burn

    • @SparkTheSmol
      @SparkTheSmol 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You putthe timestamp after what he said, buddy

  • @xianaechoraven
    @xianaechoraven ปีที่แล้ว +19

    to krista’s pants idea. what if the color was tie dye. so when you leak the pants absorbs it and makes new colors appear on the pants. “oh what’s that? color changing pants”

  • @ava4512
    @ava4512 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    The goblin has me actually crying from laughing so hard, it brought so many more issues to the table 😭

    • @smolplantboi
      @smolplantboi 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Omg same, I could not stop laughing for a full ten minutes

  • @JexyFoxx
    @JexyFoxx ปีที่แล้ว +13

    41:31 This one almost made me choke on my soda in laughter. Patiently Stupid always makes me laugh 🤣🤣🤣

  • @JillInTheBox
    @JillInTheBox ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Every time I see Mithzan post a Patently Stupid video, I get instant flashbacks to "CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT THAT ONE PERSON," problem and Max's solution. 😂

  • @straytube
    @straytube ปีที่แล้ว +9

    What if someone invented "dancing zones", where anyone can step inside of it and they would burst out dancing like a pro?

  • @Austin_Rousey
    @Austin_Rousey ปีที่แล้ว +10

    jerrys thing at the end got me down bad CACKLIN. i loved his so much

  • @wizardswarrior
    @wizardswarrior ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The way Ross said the intro was really funny

  • @theedittingjoke
    @theedittingjoke ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jerry get’s shived. “*YAWN* Oh man it’s time for a quick nap.”

  • @ctcrafty8436
    @ctcrafty8436 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Julia’s pop tart was so cute

  • @sidneyd.4419
    @sidneyd.4419 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I was waiting for this upload 😼
    Also DQOTD: I want an mechanic hand that auto feeds me ice cream out of the pint

  • @push1832
    @push1832 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "he wont hes a GOBLIN" best. also the "ummm, my hand is raised" constantly

  • @BlueBirdFeather1996
    @BlueBirdFeather1996 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Wait, don’t chickens eat other chickens? I thought for sure they are cannibals

  • @helper_games
    @helper_games ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dougs question, a tv ray (think like Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory, but not super dangerous), you can go into a tv show interact with everyone and do what ever you want (wont work in flashbacks or flashback episodes) and when you leave it remembers the changes you made until the episode ends then it gets reset back to normal, even if you took something from the show

  • @LexTheCool
    @LexTheCool ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ellos Doug! I don't currently have any good invention ideas- I do want to create something that's cool but I'm not sure what I should make

  • @michaeltesterman8295
    @michaeltesterman8295 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    5:50 they also did it in wolfenstein tnc, iirc

  • @Goofyboi698
    @Goofyboi698 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “ both of mine have to deal with butthole :( “. Is pure comedy max keep up the good work 👍

  • @PumpkinEater9001
    @PumpkinEater9001 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My answer to the question of the day: Butthole Jeans.
    Basically Jeans with a flap for convenient and easy pooping.

  • @lolly4840
    @lolly4840 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love that people say birds chew the food for chicks cause the truth is somehow even more disgusting

  • @soupbass
    @soupbass ปีที่แล้ว +4

    maybe fizzy's knife was made of melted down bullets

  • @lotusasche4183
    @lotusasche4183 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    ROFLMAO I wonder what shenanigans they will cook up!

  • @ForktheSquirrel
    @ForktheSquirrel ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love this Jerry lore

  • @Snowy0428
    @Snowy0428 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Was wondering if you guys were gonna do this for a jackbox game! Can't wait to watch!!

  • @CrazyCreator04
    @CrazyCreator04 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    10:36
    Ross' food rating videos-

  • @trashpanda5742
    @trashpanda5742 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:14 wth I’m eat dinosaur chicken nuggets while watching this

  • @garrettwilliams9740
    @garrettwilliams9740 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    People saying the bird thing was cannibalism but birds eat other birds all the time in nature

    • @Mithzan
      @Mithzan  ปีที่แล้ว +3

      bro thats still cannibalism, why like your own comment?

    • @garrettwilliams9740
      @garrettwilliams9740 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Mithzan I didn't like it, a few moments after commenting I got the notification
      👍 Someone liked your comment: "People saying the bird thing was cannibalism but birds eat other birds all the time in nature"

    • @Mithzan
      @Mithzan  ปีที่แล้ว

      @@garrettwilliams9740 suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure

    • @garrettwilliams9740
      @garrettwilliams9740 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Mithzan I got no idea how to prove I'm telling the truth. But back to the bird thing, for me if the animals are different species it's not cannabalism. Such as how Hawks will kill/eat smaller bird species

    • @Mithzan
      @Mithzan  ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@garrettwilliams9740 Im just goofin on ya it's not a big deal lol. In this case scenario, the chicken was eating chicken nuggets which in fact is cannibalism.

  • @HannahBanana126
    @HannahBanana126 ปีที่แล้ว

    My sides hurt!! I couldn't stop laughing during the second presentations!😵

  • @generaldragongames1119
    @generaldragongames1119 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just want to say the booty tooth explorer was a real thing. As a child I had one for medical stuff and they had a screen with a car that moved based on how much you clenched

  • @WitchletMoon25
    @WitchletMoon25 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’m actually crying so much laughing holy shit this is probably the best video-

  • @cheeseratacussmackacus
    @cheeseratacussmackacus ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Answer to dougs question:The Lorax the musical,its gonna be great

  • @TheWolfQueentm
    @TheWolfQueentm ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Chickens are omnivores and cannibals

  • @emibee_mh
    @emibee_mh ปีที่แล้ว +1

    silly invention idea: a mother who actually loves and supports me

  • @gomi_1685
    @gomi_1685 ปีที่แล้ว

    Such polite businesspeople!

  • @ProperSnake
    @ProperSnake ปีที่แล้ว

    The weird names people set are 50% of the fun of jack box games XD

  • @Ebbie155
    @Ebbie155 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love how Ross just asks “Did he kill someone?” Because the mark looks like a tattoo 😂

  • @Fallenfromgrace1990
    @Fallenfromgrace1990 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    So, Max, are you telling me if you set out a "used sock", that hardness can be used as plastic? 😂

  • @paulav.8821
    @paulav.8821 ปีที่แล้ว

    Omg i've played this game in so may ways and the questions you guys ask make these presentations 10 times better 🤣😭🤣

  • @madisonbray95
    @madisonbray95 ปีที่แล้ว

    11:00
    Okay, so Pippa's not alone with her whole bathroom candy thing.

  • @xxsunflxwerxx1107
    @xxsunflxwerxx1107 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I want to see the frog shopping game again

  • @Pralayea
    @Pralayea ปีที่แล้ว

    your smps have always been one of my favorite things to watch ever 💚💜

  • @FinneganTheCaptain
    @FinneganTheCaptain ปีที่แล้ว

    Doug’s Question: When I was like 5, my brother and I would play a game using our old box tv where we would pretend that we could go into any tv show or video game that could be played on the tv. When I was around 12, we had a project where we had to create a fake invention and pitch it to the class so I turned my childhood game into a remote control that could do exactly what I imagined my box tv could do. I thought it was the coolest invention and was proud that I came up with it as a 5-year-old. It’s obviously not something that can actually happen in real life, but that’s the only invention I ever came up with. I now know that Charlie and the Chocolate Factory did it first, but when I was 5, we didn’t have cable and only watched PBS Kids and VHS tapes so I never watched any of the media that had something like that.

  • @HaicrysThunder
    @HaicrysThunder ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Doug I'm sorry for you.

  • @fandanglow1044
    @fandanglow1044 ปีที่แล้ว

    42:17 max is it ok for me to say ross needs help immediately or is that too late😂

  • @BejadedF
    @BejadedF ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i don’t want to know how many people are going to try twerkin’ and jerkin’ after this vid 😂

  • @Neutral_Tired
    @Neutral_Tired ปีที่แล้ว

    This video made me laugh like a f*cking idiot, I loved it

  • @DennCrow
    @DennCrow ปีที่แล้ว

    who’s gunna tell them chickens are cannibals

  • @Last-Dragon-Kin
    @Last-Dragon-Kin ปีที่แล้ว +2

    For the Booty-Tooty Explorer is it Bluetooth? can everyone watch?

  • @macyk.2072
    @macyk.2072 ปีที่แล้ว

    This vid was absolutely beautiful 😂🤣

  • @Austin_Rousey
    @Austin_Rousey ปีที่แล้ว

    my favorite type of pants is an edible strawberry pop-tart

  • @sapling3044
    @sapling3044 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hi Everyone hope you're having a good day! I've had a headache almost everyday for about 2 weeks I'm suffering lol. Hope others are doing good though!

  • @dragonborn33333
    @dragonborn33333 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    But what if Jerry was the good guy in this scenario and Max and the rest of you were trying to get rid of him

  • @Beanie-The-Gnome
    @Beanie-The-Gnome ปีที่แล้ว

    I don't think I could top any of the inventions that were made in this video

  • @dragonborn33333
    @dragonborn33333 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    But what if Jerry was the good guy in this scenario and Max and the rest of you were trying to get rid of

  • @rocket_is_so_flipping_cool
    @rocket_is_so_flipping_cool ปีที่แล้ว

    dougs question of the day, chainmail socks
    like chainmail armor but its socks

  • @NekoHoshiko
    @NekoHoshiko ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Introducing the harem sarem brings any anime wifu to live. If your feeling horny and also alone then your wifu will for sure keep you company and give you lots a fan service

  • @scarletandciara
    @scarletandciara ปีที่แล้ว

    Never watch these videos while drinking something, i nearly choked on my chocolate milk at some parts

  • @Bumbling_Babbles
    @Bumbling_Babbles ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yooooo new vid :)

  • @erikosterlund8259
    @erikosterlund8259 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’m raising my hand

  • @AnUmbreonNamedRaire
    @AnUmbreonNamedRaire ปีที่แล้ว

    my hand is raised i have so many questions

  • @adult_child3459
    @adult_child3459 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love spy kids

  • @joker1502
    @joker1502 ปีที่แล้ว

    Omg the intro 😂😂😂

  • @Pikachublaster12
    @Pikachublaster12 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I also eat in the bathroom.

  • @adult_child3459
    @adult_child3459 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bathroom Dinner, I’d invest…

  • @heyitsjetta822
    @heyitsjetta822 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    hi max

  • @Iambadatusernames_kat
    @Iambadatusernames_kat ปีที่แล้ว

    Jerry is left handed?!!!

  • @goldenblyat4681
    @goldenblyat4681 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    WHERE IS TOTODILE

    • @Mithzan
      @Mithzan  ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He's been gone for like a year? Thanks for showing back up though I guess.

  • @deathstare0129
    @deathstare0129 ปีที่แล้ว

    It not safe for work but is it safe for school?

  • @justwonderinqrache5847
    @justwonderinqrache5847 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    hi

  • @finn0735
    @finn0735 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Banana

  • @Mil3sinMe
    @Mil3sinMe หลายเดือนก่อน

    How’s here in 2024?