19:00 The dart off, The newspaper struggle, The Meerkat impression, The nonchalant walk back. Love it when your characters go a bit mental. Please do more.
it feels like such a guilty pleasure, but I love this series 😁 You "illegal" triggers and your friendly controller cleaning videos are my favorite, thank you so much ☺
The Jedi of ASMR in his best! May i suggest you an idea, please? You are a Jedi with cloak and hood who is hiding from the Empire. You are sitting near the camp fire in the desert or forest and quietly telling stories about your adventures or just thoughts about the Force or smth like that.
I'd like to add to that. We are force sensitive so he is measuring our midiclorian count, testing out force awareness and reactions. Like a cranial nerve exam but instead it's a force sensitive test by a jedi hiding from the empire.
The tingle dealer series is my absolute favorite!!! This is awesome!!! I couldn't comment the first two times I watched it because I was mentally zombified. Hope to see the dealer more frequently!!!
Man went Australian lmao. This really is one of my, if not truly my favourite character. So quirky, amazing tingles and always advancing the Fredverse as well. Couldn't imagine anything better.
Usually those fidget spinners make me think I’m being abducted, but you are a master of using them well in combination with the jacket and whispering. Nicely done. Honestly, you could have pure ambience of “you fell asleep to triggers” for a solid fifteen minutes at the end with rain and a fire noise, layered with the jacket and puff-puff noises. (Sort of like the Yule log videos for the holiday season). And then “Me Fred” waking up in a stupor to end-end the video. Hahaha I like your version too, I just wish it was longer. I don’t want it to end. 😢
All of Fred's "sketchy" characters smoke haha. One day there will be a Sketchy Blokes Trying To Pull A Fast One ASMR and it will be all the smokers lol
This series has made it's way to Fred's Voice now?! Do I smell a possible FredsVoice ASMRRyan collaboration in the future? Would love to see it, I think Fred and Ryan have very compatible style and could play off each other really well.
@@Totsugekiiiii I've not seen those, only ones I've seen of Illegal Tingle Dealer are from The ASMR Ryan, and I know he did his first one years ago when his channel was still very small.
Fantastic work Fred! The spinny red thing is a new favorite! If I may, when you go to consider your next RPs, could we get an Aragorn or Borimir video please?! Much love from the states mate!
Phantom Tollbooth vibes with that house inhabited by one dude. The tallest midget, the shortest giant, the thinnest fat man, the fattest skinny man, or something like that? 😂
i love how awkward the starts of these kinda rps are, just you standing infront of some random dude while he awkwardly paces around hiding behind newspaper
Our shady tingle dealer is bringing his exclusive triggers tonight. The sounds!🥴 Random sirens. Random fires.🔥🔥 A special newspaper. Cigs. A nano mist lighter. I love that!🤣 This is soo good!! We always meet in the rain, don't we?🌧️ Fred is funny and cool. Spectacular work! This has to be continued. Enjoy your weekend. Thank you.🖤🤍
I feel like this would be what the Merchant from RE4 would do after retiring from illegal arms dealing 😂 "Ooo what ya buyin'?" "How do we procure these tingles you ask? You-don't want to know mate" "Now that's a proper trigger that is! You need more than skill, it'll take GUTS to use this trigger!"
I think Fred should just make a full length ASMR movie at this point. There’s a cast of Fred characters who could each have their own unique tingles, an asmr storyline. Asmr conflicts, asmr plot twists, and a nice asmr finale to the movie. It’s crazy, I know. But for dialogue we already know what the first words of the Script are “Hello there”
I got too many comments about this video lol That anchorman reference. "66 percent of the time it works... Every time." Respect to those that remember being sold the RYNO back in the 2002 Ratchet and Clank game. Selling tingles? Legit. Smoking in the rain? NAH, ARREST THAT MAN. 6:41 had me dying laughing. The fact that you looked around before speaking through a plastic tube just to say "Ltlhe Lthle Lthle Lthle" ended me XD. 13:03 "You ain't doing so good, are ya?" *(Casually burns us alive)* OG Tingles has some competition now.
The pipe bit was awesome, If you had some tools lying around the house you do could a plumber or handyman like roleplay where you inspect your tools or a problem!
Day 1 asking for Alfie showing us the ropes of the rum warehouse- "I'm not gonna swear, nah mate. Now we bake all sorts here. The brown bread, the white bread. (Tap on glass bottles) Paper shuffling, clipboard sounds while we take an inventory. Maybe coins clinking. See I am not an ASMRtist. I do not look or sound like Fred. HE could totally do it.
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Pov: You find yourself on the lower levels of coruscant
we have to get this pinned!
Thanks for the pre-Disney nostalgia. 👍
@@Carti_yekellybich_yumyum We have to do it FOR THE REPUBLIC!! FOR DEMOCRACY!!!!
You wanna buy some tingle sticks?
You don’t want to sell me tingle sticks.
What’s truly illegal here is reading a newspaper in the rain and it staying dry
One might even say its unnatural
@@SolomonWorn-fp3dp Is it possible to learn this power?
@@FredsVoicenot from a jedi
😂
Maybe he is standing under an overhang and is thus shielded from the rain. The "camera" is a bit far away.
looks like thor finally broke bad
😂
@@gamingboiofficial thor is doing some illegal stuff 😁😂
Guys thats triple h it's time to play the game
JESSE
Thor in Endgame
Why is 2003 Triple H giving me Illegal ASMR
Was looking for this comment 😂
@@andrewdavies8437same😂😂
Looking for a triple h comment was not disappointed
Bro😂
Imagine Triple H opening with that “Hello There” at 0:43 👌🏼
The subtle fire that started after tossing the cigarette. 😂😂😂
🚬🔥
don't smoking kids its not good for your life
"Don't say the NAME!"
*He Who Must Not Be Tingled* ✨
"Tingleberg. "
"Youre goddamn right!"
"The one who tingles"
"I'm not getting tingles, i am the tingles!"
JeSMR we need to tingle
19:00
The dart off,
The newspaper struggle,
The Meerkat impression,
The nonchalant walk back.
Love it when your characters go a bit mental.
Please do more.
8:08 I love the smoke randomly appearing
It’s there long before that
@@Bruce1983they talkn bout how it disappears then comes back on screen
@@Bruce1983stranger things have happened
Its how cigarettes actually work! the smoke just spawns in
LMAOOOO it appeared so fast too🤣🤣
what i imagine a blue-pilled Neo would've looked like
I thought he looked more like the Postal 1 Dude
He did NOT like that i think
@@JoelitoStriker Nah, more like Reign of Terror era HHH.
@@JoelitoStriker he regrets nothing
i love how at 13:10 the cigarette he threw lit the ground to the left on fire for a bit
try that again in coherent english lol
@@Hello_there_obi bro that is perfect english wdym
I read it fine, wym?
@@Hello_there_obiwhat are you on?
@@Hello_there_obiyou good bro? Thats a perfect sentence
10:59 "66% of the time it works every time" poetic
Anchorman reference
That doesnt even make sense.
@@typezman You must be fun at parties 🤦
@@someguy9873 So a follow up reference of the same source is not fun? 🤔
@@someguy9873 It's another quote
Just imaging encountering this actually taking place in an alley 💀
Booty tingle bandit
"hello, police... a man is tingling someone."
I would just say to myself "must be the crystal meth" and walk away
@@hindenpeter1 honestly fair, i have seen people on crystal do that, or similar stuff, before
Absolutely love this style of ASMR, one of my favorites of all time. Glad to have another one I can add to the rotation!
Same!
It’s the sound of him puffing on the cigarette/cigar that puts me right to sleep.
The fire off to the side when you throw the cigarette is a reaalllyyy nice detail that I almost missed, I think it just shows your dedication!
The reflection in your eyeglasses suggests I brought an entire studio lamp to the meet. I don't think there's any need to try look unsuspicious...
Look my mans did what he had to do to give us top tier content okay 😂 pretend it’s not there ❤
@@heyheyheyhi it's top tier all right, i'm just so immersed that i can't not see the lamp
@ToddoTTV the all-seeing robotic-aristocratic eyes of poshness
Didn’t see it till I saw the comment now I can’t unsee it 😭🤣
Love this "Illegal ASMR Tingle" series
it feels like such a guilty pleasure, but I love this series 😁
You "illegal" triggers and your friendly controller cleaning videos are my favorite, thank you so much ☺
Stellar video Fred mate, putting the new studio room to use with all that jumping back and forwards!
Need a series of this. Fred, dude your acting is on point! Great work!!
OG Tingles colleague from over the pond. Love it. Dr. T had a great series like this but OG has been MIA on his channel for a while now. Amazing video
I feel like a complete criminal of how many tingles I got!
Truly amazing work Fred!!
I absolutely love this, this has to be one of my favorite ideas for an asmr role-play 😂😂😂
This is the most well-crafted ASMR video i've ever seen. Amazing job.
The Jedi of ASMR in his best!
May i suggest you an idea, please?
You are a Jedi with cloak and hood who is hiding from the Empire. You are sitting near the camp fire in the desert or forest and quietly telling stories about your adventures or just thoughts about the Force or smth like that.
That sounds so cool!
@@camitoastit really does huh
I'd like to add to that. We are force sensitive so he is measuring our midiclorian count, testing out force awareness and reactions. Like a cranial nerve exam but instead it's a force sensitive test by a jedi hiding from the empire.
Alternatively, he could be Force-persuading us not to turn him in, or something. Maybe mind tricks don't work on us, but ASMR might?
@@thereal_kabid lmao is this satire
Fred if he owned a Harley Davidson motorcycle😂
10:26 - WHAT is that weirdly awesome thing? I love the sound it makes when spinning!!
I love your version of the "Dealer" 😂 actually pretty believable, good stuff mate! The dialog was priceless
thet newspaper should be an illegal trigger itself lmao
I thought the same 🙂↔️
Omg I need more of this character, who knew that accent and affect was so tingly??
I do not think there is another ASMRtist out there there nails both the triggers and making me laugh this consistently.
this is one of my fav asmr vids now. loved the references/jokes. thanks man
Thanks Fred this video removed my fear and anxiety for 24 hours. i think i will watch again tomorrow
Absolutely loved the newspaper so tingly!
Your passion for the content is amazing man, i hope you receive the support, love, likes and payment for your work🙌🏼
The tingle dealer series is my absolute favorite!!! This is awesome!!! I couldn't comment the first two times I watched it because I was mentally zombified. Hope to see the dealer more frequently!!!
Man went Australian lmao. This really is one of my, if not truly my favourite character. So quirky, amazing tingles and always advancing the Fredverse as well. Couldn't imagine anything better.
I've been binging the illegal trigger dealer videos, so I'm glad this one came out. I love all the details and the way it was executed. Just awesome!
Still waiting for Lord farquaad himself to give us an ASMR
He's not tall enough to be seen on the camera
You think you know me? *sick guitar chords* On this day I see clearly, some tingles come to life!
Lets love efforts of Fred to distribute the tingles to us even in the unlawful way
Fred, it is truly unreal how you just cannot miss!! Bravo brother, bravo! 👏
I haven't gotten proper tingles in ages now, and then the dealer breaks out that tube and 😮 Awesome work, thank you for this 😊
Fred's waiting on his tingle dealer OG tingles.
that clear pipe is such a unique trigger i dont think ive ever seen someone use it before!
besids the S+ asmr watching you just makes my day brightere ty fot that
The best asmr channel ever I almost fell alseep love the audio!
Usually those fidget spinners make me think I’m being abducted, but you are a master of using them well in combination with the jacket and whispering. Nicely done.
Honestly, you could have pure ambience of “you fell asleep to triggers” for a solid fifteen minutes at the end with rain and a fire noise, layered with the jacket and puff-puff noises. (Sort of like the Yule log videos for the holiday season). And then “Me Fred” waking up in a stupor to end-end the video. Hahaha I like your version too, I just wish it was longer. I don’t want it to end. 😢
It's not easy to score good tingles, I remember when tingles were legal, now I got to go to the dark alley to get some heavy tingles.
Looks like triple H with the glasses 😂😂
Wo ist der Vorschlags Hammer
All of Fred's "sketchy" characters smoke haha. One day there will be a Sketchy Blokes Trying To Pull A Fast One ASMR and it will be all the smokers lol
Love how creative Fred is
The hair and glasses got me thinking Triple H vibes
He looks like a real dealer🔥
This series has made it's way to Fred's Voice now?! Do I smell a possible FredsVoice ASMRRyan collaboration in the future? Would love to see it, I think Fred and Ryan have very compatible style and could play off each other really well.
Fred's already done like 4 or so of these before
@@Totsugekiiiii I've not seen those, only ones I've seen of Illegal Tingle Dealer are from The ASMR Ryan, and I know he did his first one years ago when his channel was still very small.
26:01
“Don’t fall asleep, don’t fall asleep”
“Dunforce League, dunforce league”
“Don’t force me, don’t force me”
Fantastic work Fred! The spinny red thing is a new favorite!
If I may, when you go to consider your next RPs, could we get an Aragorn or Borimir video please?! Much love from the states mate!
I love thinking there's a big kingdom and every single citizen is just Fred in a different costume
Phantom Tollbooth vibes with that house inhabited by one dude. The tallest midget, the shortest giant, the thinnest fat man, the fattest skinny man, or something like that? 😂
i love how awkward the starts of these kinda rps are, just you standing infront of some random dude while he awkwardly paces around hiding behind newspaper
I love it when fred starts chantind "Dont Fall Asleep" its as if this man could come up with an ASMR song out of it
Came for the deal. Left for the tingles.
66% of the time, it works every time. Powerful words Fred
Thank you, tiny man trapped inside my phone for helping me sleep.
The most impressive skill that Fred has is his ability to pull off any outfit.
Our shady tingle dealer is bringing his exclusive triggers tonight. The sounds!🥴 Random sirens. Random fires.🔥🔥 A special newspaper. Cigs. A nano mist lighter. I love that!🤣 This is soo good!! We always meet in the rain, don't we?🌧️ Fred is funny and cool. Spectacular work! This has to be continued. Enjoy your weekend. Thank you.🖤🤍
This ASMR video is amazing!
this is exactly what i needed after a lon shift♡ thankyou Fred
The smoke effects go crazy💀
Here’s a fresh video idea for you Fred since I love your midevil videos --> A mid-evil armor measuring and fitting/forging video.
I feel like this would be what the Merchant from RE4 would do after retiring from illegal arms dealing 😂
"Ooo what ya buyin'?"
"How do we procure these tingles you ask? You-don't want to know mate"
"Now that's a proper trigger that is! You need more than skill, it'll take GUTS to use this trigger!"
I love the Dr T inspiration
I think Fred should just make a full length ASMR movie at this point. There’s a cast of Fred characters who could each have their own unique tingles, an asmr storyline. Asmr conflicts, asmr plot twists, and a nice asmr finale to the movie. It’s crazy, I know. But for dialogue we already know what the first words of the Script are “Hello there”
This is sooooo good! Love the newspaper 😴
Loved this please more keep up the nice work your amazing
I love how he keeps going in and out of the accent, his posh cannot be contained 🤣
I know I can trust a man who smokes and reads newspapers in the rain and wears sunglasses in the dark. This is going to be a good business deal.
I love the concept of this video. I should go to an ASMR dealer on a regular basis
I got too many comments about this video lol
That anchorman reference. "66 percent of the time it works... Every time."
Respect to those that remember being sold the RYNO back in the 2002 Ratchet and Clank game.
Selling tingles? Legit.
Smoking in the rain? NAH, ARREST THAT MAN.
6:41 had me dying laughing. The fact that you looked around before speaking through a plastic tube just to say
"Ltlhe Lthle Lthle Lthle" ended me XD.
13:03 "You ain't doing so good, are ya?"
*(Casually burns us alive)*
OG Tingles has some competition now.
7:23 is that a middle finger for the Anti-tingle Cops?
This man seems trustworthy and i have no questions
The pipe bit was awesome, If you had some tools lying around the house you do could a plumber or handyman like roleplay where you inspect your tools or a problem!
Sound quality is extremely good!!!
This was genius. I will be listening again!
When you were using the spinners, it sounded like you were switching from saying "Don't fall asleep" to saying "time for sleep".
I got to this part right as I read your comment! You're so right.
I’d be happy with more videos starting with “alright mate”
Best ASMRtist on the platform
Ok Ive seen enough. Im begging for a Sons of Anarchy roleplay.
This is great!
The sunglasses suit you really well
God of thunder ❎ God of ASMR ✅
When I saw this tube, I thought he was about to connect it to a talkbox and sing "California Love"
"shake it CALI"
five seconds ago! :D
happy to see my fav ASMR series back :)
besides the medieval RP's tho :3
LY, Fred :>
Love the non lit prop cigarette 😂
We found what Thor was doing early on during the Blip
Fred sounded like Billy butcher this entire video and I couldn't stop hearing it
Something about your mannerisms with the cigarette in the beginning and your expression you could pull off Alfie from Peaky blinders SO WELL
Day 1 asking for Alfie showing us the ropes of the rum warehouse- "I'm not gonna swear, nah mate. Now we bake all sorts here. The brown bread, the white bread. (Tap on glass bottles)
Paper shuffling, clipboard sounds while we take an inventory. Maybe coins clinking.
See I am not an ASMRtist. I do not look or sound like Fred. HE could totally do it.
tbh he'd be a great actor, he's got that tough thor type of voice, and he's got the skills
Amazing concept
“36 hours ago, what the hell is wrong with you” reminded me of the butcher from (the boys)
Once again, an awesome video! The pokemon ball had me nodding off there! Keep them coming!
It's called a pokéball.
Fred looks like a young Dog The Bounty Hunter 😂