"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it!"
The actual story is much cooler. He got stabbed over 20 times and was still fighting, when he saw Brutus supposedly Caesar said something like 'I'll see you in hell - Kai Su Teknon', then stood and pulled his toga up exposing his heart. Cold. Heckin. Gangsta.
@@Zebo-py2su He knows. Hes just saying that calling him a samurai would be disrespectful _to the samurai themselves._ He doesnt deserve that title, basically
Bruh what about the celts, they singlehandedly pushed the Romans out of Brittania their the only tribe to push the romans out of a kingdom without help from other tribes
"Cesar should've activated revenge because they were ganking him" - Zanny 2019 Cesar back then "Rage activated" (Roman Came) "Roman Kick, Roman Stab, Roman kills Cesar"
All of those Japanese names sound like real-life Samurai from History ( to me at least ), until i heard a family name, that i knew since i was born in Vietnam: "MITSUBISHI"
“I forgot he had a kick, they should add that to orochis moveset” Cut to present day, where you can’t actually play a single game without an orochi and he has the best bash in the game
After spending countless hours of studying Zanny’s fighting techniques across the games he plays, finally . I have become the most proficient hand to hand combatant known to man kind. Batman runs from me in terror, raider ( pre nerf ) calls ME legendary, not even Anakin’s ( pre nerf ) retribution and heroic might can defeat me. On my way to the clanka’s rights protest I was attacked by multiple clone bois, it hurt me but I had to, I light spammed them to death, I am sorry Clonelius Clonathon and Clon Wick. It was then that I saw him, Obi-Wan Kenobi, instantly I was blinded, yes Padme love has blinded me, thus curing my epilepsy. Thank you for listening to my Ted talk
His fight with the gold orochi (forgot his name) was no joke exactly how all my fights were on realistic campaign! Running across the bridge to regen and everything.
14:55 Roman is filled with unexpected power and kicks the man out of existence. Roman is greatly traumatized and his Roman kicks will never be same as before.
Funny story actually i know I'm late but Mitsubishi was orginally dedicated to making boats and was founded by a Samurai i believe but idk i kinda retarded
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Nice.
Bruh Zanny my Warden looks just like yours 😂. Use the Larry’s Banner execution sometime, it’s fun when they’re toxic.
wow, I think gladiator is the only hero you don't have. ps he's my main plz get him
bruh yall play like the Elites from Reach, just gangbanging people on the ground with finishers! hehe
Did you check out the new battlefront 2 update they are adding a new reforment also there is new skins
“Getting ganked, pull a master flank.”
- Sun Tzu
"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it!"
@@ThatAnnoyingBird its a joke man
@@ThatAnnoyingBird and then he perfected it so no living man could best him in the ring of honor
@@gullukuru4611 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
H20 ARMYshallruletheworld congratulations on missing the joke
These foolish amateurs are nothing compared to the great warrior Toyota, Keeper of Gates and Nicest of guys
And Father of Babyyota.
Yeah.
@@pclone5019 nice man
Mall guard in the part time
@@zheyuzhang2063 XD
You let my head get cut off 😠😠
“Dude, Caesar should’ve just activated Revenge when he was getting ganked.”
Bruh I wish that would have been awesome to read in the History Books
All of them used knives, they were light spaming him
el soldado desconocido an impossible task as light spam and Caesar had a high latency
Emm"Et tu Brute? A gank fest, really? You've activated my revenge mode!"
The actual story is much cooler. He got stabbed over 20 times and was still fighting, when he saw Brutus supposedly Caesar said something like 'I'll see you in hell - Kai Su Teknon', then stood and pulled his toga up exposing his heart. Cold. Heckin. Gangsta.
Casear looked up to Brutus and from his lips whispered
"Wow
Wow
Wow"
“Samurai of the dark forest”
I think he’s called Logan Paul
Dhshs Dhshssj damn... u really gonna do him like that huh
Noooooo
First of all calling Logan Paul is Samurai is very disrespectful for those who are actually Samurai or past summarize second of all f*** Logan Paul
AnimeGamer501st The Last Yeet he’s referring to the suicide forest where Logan filmed a suicide
@@Zebo-py2su He knows. Hes just saying that calling him a samurai would be disrespectful _to the samurai themselves._ He doesnt deserve that title, basically
YOU ARE A MITSUBISHI, LEGENDARY
A legendary company that makes cars
And warplanes
@@onejediboi Japanese warplanes = bombs with guns
it’s funny how you were able to name all the Japanese companies that pretty much make cars
i mean, mitsubishi was a clan, so it does make some sense
“Oh no, it’s Fukijiro, Legendary warrior of the Orient. I’ve heard stori- There goes Fukijiro, Legendary-“
"AND THIS MUST BE MITSUBISHI"
That is what he said
"I, THE LEGENDARY WARRIOR, FUKIJIRO WILL DEFEAT AND END YOUR-
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
@@ju1cy943 and there is Toyota.
@@Annie-rg4if GENERAL KENOBI we finally meet again
Valkyrie becomes 100 times cooler when you realize her voice actress is Asajj Ventress from Star Wars: The Clone Wars
Holy shit
Ragnar Lothbrok _ woah really?
I noticed that when I first played that part of the campaign
@@kaseycombs6968 Yeah. It's Nika Futterman
So I’m not the only one who knew this,
When I first heard it I literally said “WAIT HOLD ON IS THAT VENTRESS!?”
"You cant gank rome"
*huns, franks, goths and a bunch more tribes*: im about to end this mans whole carreer
Empires as big as that can fall any time
The Vandals sacked Rome so hard that we now have the word vandalism because of it
Bruh what about the celts, they singlehandedly pushed the Romans out of Brittania their the only tribe to push the romans out of a kingdom without help from other tribes
Conq at 8:53: *Teleports behind you* “Nothin’ personal, kid”
King Crimson
Omae wa mo shindeiru
Nothing personnel, kid.
Zanny sounds like a turkey at that moment
TheCrazedPhoenix a weeb in disguise
Nobody:
Not a damn soul:
Me in my head: parry!!
You thought!
leg sweep!!
This you foken casual
Three. Point. SABER combo
Zany uploads a For Honor video:
Everyone: my wee wee has never been harder.
My PP does get pretty big when he uploads
*zanny uploads in general
No homo
Or in other words: i have a *_BONER_*
True
When the ai gets parries and deflects
“You’re an ai?”
“Legendary”
"Cesar should've activated revenge because they were ganking him"
- Zanny 2019
Cesar back then "Rage activated"
(Roman Came) "Roman Kick, Roman Stab, Roman kills Cesar"
Shizzzzaaaaa
Roman finds his cousin and he helps him find a stable job.
Then his cousin invites him to go bowling
Roman then realises that his empire will never live up to the Greek empire
@@noriakikakyoin1423 he also searches Milfs to be his second wife
Noriaki Kakyoin psshhhh Roman Empire was WAY cooler than the Greek empire
Butt Kingsley I’m Greek and both empires are both cool
A whole video without Zanny singing?
*THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS, IT'S UNFAIR!*
It's like a phineas & ferb episode without singing
It's like a song without sing
I'm surprised that zany didn't heart dis
Probably because it broke his heart
How can you be on the zanny video and not be listening to him singing?
Thats character development right there, first he fears black shaman , then they work together, and lastly he disciplines her.
Truly amazing.
12:53
One year later and orochi now has a kick
*Zanny the Prophet*
What is in vortigers fanny pack?
His Mascara and makeup
Vortiger:Time for my mascara
*AD* *PROFOUNDAS*
Eyeliner, it's all eyeliner and black eyeshadow
Last time I was this early Roman still had custody of his kids
14:56 I know it's because he ragequit but it looked like you kicked them into another dimension dude.
Zanny: this must be Mitsubishi the famed warrior.
Me: Hmmmmm
@Duck9000 japanese car brand
Known for his shitty crossover style!
@@Evilwizard637 Mitsubishi is named after the Japanese planes during WW2
"Known for his legendary light parries"
*the model is female*
H M M M M M
Zanny: "get your laggy ass over here!"
Conqueror teleporting behind him: "nothing personal kid"
1:43 The Japanese version of the Wilhelm scream.
Every single time a new zanny video comes out I cry happy tears
It may be close to 2 in the morning but when Zanny uploads its never a bad thing
"Kill that little weeb!"
"Watch out for his...."
RASENGAN!
I love how he just comes up with convincing sounding Japanese names!
“Mitsubishi”
Never mind. -.-
Boi those are restaurants
All of those Japanese names sound like real-life Samurai from History ( to me at least ), until i heard a family name, that i knew since i was born in Vietnam:
"MITSUBISHI"
ist that a car
Isn't that the brand the produced the A6M Zero
@@mr.bluefox3511 Mitsubishi (みつびし) can be spelled in the Japanese language but I'm not sure if it would be considered a name
4:30 the world trembles (achievement unlocked)
the nice guy
*girlfriend breaks up with me*
"ah, this must be kotokashi, the legendary warrior; master of depression!"
lmao
Good one
0:15
Zanny: Has fast, low-damage projectile feat designed to catch low health enemies running away
Also Zanny: mmm yes must run after him yes
When you make the nice guy angry, the world trembled should be the quote of the year for zanny
“I forgot he had a kick, they should add that to orochis moveset”
Cut to present day, where you can’t actually play a single game without an orochi and he has the best bash in the game
2:58 Mitsubishi
That one got me
"This must be hanamaruken"
"This must be Ramen Nagi the warrior"
Feggin ramen places
7:09 I still can’t get over that lawbringer straight up shoveling the kensei into the pit like a pile of dirt.
0:06 I can see why you had to remove that
13:19
"Local Centurion too angry to die"
Roman: "I SERVE MIGHTY CAESAR TILL DEATH"
Person: is trying to have a conversation
Zanny: ABBROFUNDUD SIKE YOU THOUGHT
Zanny is asian and a white knight
Me: yea this is big brain time
Guy: I wish I could find a girl like you, pretty and smells good
Zanny: *INSANE LAUGHTER*
“i think orochi should have a kick”
*2 years later Ubi adds a kick*
"AND THIS MUST BE...MITSUBISHI!!"
Never thought I would see Zanny get wreaked by a car in For Honor
13:19 roman went bersek when he found out gladiator got his ex pregnant.
I love the Japanese music that comes every time
he’s parrying you’re attacks!
After spending countless hours of studying Zanny’s fighting techniques across the games he plays, finally . I have become the most proficient hand to hand combatant known to man kind. Batman runs from me in terror, raider ( pre nerf ) calls ME legendary, not even Anakin’s ( pre nerf ) retribution and heroic might can defeat me. On my way to the clanka’s rights protest I was attacked by multiple clone bois, it hurt me but I had to, I light spammed them to death, I am sorry Clonelius Clonathon and Clon Wick. It was then that I saw him, Obi-Wan Kenobi, instantly I was blinded, yes Padme love has blinded me, thus curing my epilepsy. Thank you for listening to my Ted talk
8:50
This is the power of KING CRIMSON!
Watching this when Zanny says ”i still think orochi needs a kick to open up defences” is quite ironic since he just got a kick in testing grounds
Zanny: Coward!
Also Zanny: runs away the second he’s low every time
12:50 zanny literally looked into future cause orochi got a kick.
Zanny in 2019: I BRING FORTH THE MIGHT OF ROME
Zanny in 2021: pls help its monke
Tozen: "Outstanding"
No one:
Zanny: Thank you
Everyone: Protect the women
Me, an intellectual: M'ledge
2:56 the birth of the legendary company. "2019 colorized"
i just realized that General Tozen is kyoshin
he's an orochi
General tozen is a general by lore and a. Fighting style of an orochi they just used his skin to be lazy and people wanted his outfit
13:20 love how the instant Zanny get’s to play Cent he goes into a blood frenzy
2:15 *in the Middle of a fight*
„this Place is lovely“
When you think he speaks actual japanese but then he says *"ramen nagi"*
Zanny: **uses melee weapons**
Me: THREE POINT SABER COMBO
WHERES THAT JEDI FALLEN ORDER ENDING ZANNY?! WHERE IS IT?
Soooooooooooon.
He’s gonna begin screeching when he sees it.
8:53
*teleports behind you*
"Nothing personal, kid"
8:54 this man didn't sacrifice enough children for internet
For Honor: Releases a new update
Zanny: *Well, this looks like a job for me*
I need a video of zanny saying why baby yoda would be good in for honor
i didnt realise kyoshin was a campaign character up until now.
I went to the comment section to see if anyone else noticed
No views, 34 likes
TH-cam: Oh yeah its all coming together
You're really original huh
Your really dumb huh
@@bostonk7377 spaghetti
0:10 hits different rn
8:53
No one:
Zann man: * CHICKEN SOUNDS*
JungleKing03 YOU KNOW YOU'RE SO RIGHT
Amaran: "They got a banner, they got a banner!"
Meanwhile zanny: "AD PROFUNDIS!"
Watching this a year later makes me realize they stole skins and moves from General Tozin and put them on Kyoshin
8:55 the sheer panic in his voice had me gone 🤣
1:00 in campaign they have old heroes before all of the reworks so do to a sweep as a valk u dont gb, u hold A and then gb :)
This channel is growing like crazy, keep up the good work Mr. Zanman
I just imagine Zanny being like Maximus from Ryse in the Coliseum going:
YOU
CANNOT
_GANK_
*_ROME_*
7:09 this part always gets me
i know im not the only one that yelled "SHES A THOT" when the guy said "if she breathes"
His fight with the gold orochi (forgot his name) was no joke exactly how all my fights were on realistic campaign! Running across the bridge to regen and everything.
"IF SHE BREATHES.
SHES A THOT!"
Wise words of a screaming wise man 2019
Lmaooo that conqueror said "ZA WORLDO"
Me: If she breaths she a thot
Guy In game : if she breaths shes a thot
Me : that's my best friend that's my beast friend
12:51
Zanny predicts the future once again
1:13 I heard “Aging Virgin”
Same
8:52 "Get your laggy ass over here" *proceeds to scream
It was so sad when this one guy said: are you recording again? We can't even play as friends anymore
14:55 Roman is filled with unexpected power and kicks the man out of existence. Roman is greatly traumatized and his Roman kicks will never be same as before.
When you are running out of japanese names: *MITSUBISHI*
I love how when Zanny was playing Roman you can just hear him grunting now and just barely hearing “Roman punch” it is amazing how far he’s come lol
9:22
*Killed by CureTheVirus*
he knew before everyone
Sujiharo at 1:27 was actually nova king in disguise. (Maybe even king misty)
No one:
That one guy in EU4 with 5000 hours 13:30
The glory of no cb taking Constantinople
At 14:49 the cent fashion you have on looks so good
"And he must be Mitsubishi,"
Ahhh, yes famed for owning a car brand in feudal japan
Funny story actually i know I'm late but Mitsubishi was orginally dedicated to making boats and was founded by a Samurai i believe but idk i kinda retarded
That teloporting conq has to be the best clip in all of zannys vids.
10:38 SOMEONE TELL EM THE NAME OF THE SOUND EFFECT FOR FUCK'S SAKE !
Tofigh 09 TMT one of the greatest mysteries of life
@@mythri7345 You're Fucking Right
The sound effect when he's parried is fucking GOLD! The names sound legit af too!
Subbed.
my dog died today. He got run over by a train in front of me
Actually? If so I hope you get better and move on :)
Roman just wants to go clothes shopping with his kids
Fallen Order part 3 when?
Roman just wants to finally fall asleep without crying