I couldn't agree more with Larry that you have to "assume tape" when it comes to spoilers in sports or film. One of the worst things about algorithms and TH-cam creators is they can't wait to put some kind of spoiler in their picture or title so once you see it, you know the outcome
The episode Larry was referring to is called “The Thong” It’s one of my favorites. The scene where Larry and Richard Lewis begin arguing about what excuse to use to get out of therapy outside of the therapist’s office is too funny. 😂
first time I saw Larry David I had to say to myself " What an unbelievable a-hole " as I was picking myself off the floor from laughing so hard. The situations the man can create for himself to excel as an a-hole is truly genius. thanks Mr. David for all the belly laughs.
Loved this! On the "Ps & Qs" of driving through, my two cents on [un-]common sense: The #1 rule (for just about everywhere else, too): Just don't be the problem; ensure you're waiting for others, _not making others wait for you._ The moment you're making _staff_ wait for you - when they **could** be helping the other waiting customers, behind you - that's when people will become justifiably irritated with you. Until then, though, take as long as you want. Just pay attention, and check your rearview mirrors for queuing cars. Basically, if no one's behind you, waiting, then you aren't actively making life palpably worse for the staff, either.★ I see no reason to be in a rush to move forward until there's room for my car to move enough to allow the next person to order... and _every_ reason to GTFO, the second that happens. If a place is clearly not very busy, there are only 1 or maybe 2 cars behind you, and you still need a couple minutes, Most have menus to look at while in line, then a copy at the ordering mic. If you can't figure it out before the second one, 1 or 2 people are waiting behind you, and it's not busy, it's often easy to just get out of line, circle the building, & get back in at the back of the queue. Take the pressure off of yourself and be a bro to the folks behind you - especially if you see in your mirrors that they aren't craning their necks to look at the menu, but they're instead looking forward, glaring at _you._ ★ I think it's worth mentioning that in some (many?) fast-food joints, the employee at the drive-thru cash register _could_ be doing other work inside, instead of just waiting there doing nothing until you decide to clear that final stretch between ordering menu and pay window; just don't obliviously, needlessly take forever, merely because no other customers are waiting. At least use the odering microphone to tell the cashier what's up, if you need a couple minutes.
100 is the minimum point for both bowling and golf. Bowling: You must break 100. Golf: You can't break 100. 100 in golf is 28 over par.... which is 18 boogies and 10 double boogies. That's good enough to play with anyone.... A few extra chip shots and putts aren't holding up anyone during weekend golf. 100 in bowling means you had to have a couple of marked frames. Good enough to play with anyone.
Me and my brother have the agreement that during fights we don’t text anything that can possibly be a spoiler. You must first send the “are you watching this” text.
I feel especially with the time difference from NY to LA you've GOT to assume tape!! A weekday game may be over at 6 PM Pacific time and people have jobs!!
I Almost Always want to know the ending before. I read entire premises of things before watching. I figure if I don’t make it somehow I’ll know. I still get the same effect knowing beforehand
Sports?? I ALWAYS Want to Know! I can’t watch a game without shutting it off, then watching play by play on internet if my team falls behind unless someone else is there
Larry is wrong about the music blasting from the Golf Cart!! What's next? A Low-Rider cart that rigged to JUMP ?! No, no music required when playing Golf.
About spoilers. I always always assume people don't want spoilers so I never ever mention any spoilers for movies, tv shows, sports, games, books, whatever. Not just a year as Larry said, for ever. Yes Star Wars was released 150 years ago, but just because you have seen it doesn't mean everyone else has. Respect the other person damn it! That's one of the reasons I avoid reviews of anything unless I know the reviewer is one of those RARE reviewers who don't spoil the subject. The problem of course is when you try to make your own reviews of say a movie, written or say for a youtube video. Not mentioning the story really hurts the review lol.
You don't know the menu you go inside not the drive thru. I don't golf but I run. I am no headphones. I like hearing my own heartbeat and the ambient sounds. Some people want music and sometimes I do if it is a boring run. But running on the beach - I want to hear the waves and breeze.
Rich the Black Swan episode actually happened someone at a Donald Trump Golf Course Donald Trump sue him over killing killing the Black Swan I don't think Trump cared about the swan
He's just asking questions that were already played out in his shows. There is no greater sin an interviewer can make than asking a question everyone already knows the answer to. It's boring, Rich. I don't listen to Howard Stern anymore but Rich should sit down and listen to some interviews and take notes. This is amateur broadcasting
I love it how Larry genuinely appreciates the questions
Larry is a national treasure
ABSOLUTELY!!!!!
As someone from the UK, I'd like to say that he's an international treasure!
Yes wanted to say global
Larry David should write an etiquette book
Somebody already did: “Emily F*cking Post!!!”
I thought that too during the questions - the more a person needs to read it, the less likely they are going to.
“Am I answering as me, or TV Larry?”
Is there a difference?
If he asked that, obviously there is. His TV persona is a comedic exaggeration.
He said the TV version is the one where he gets to say the things he won't say in real life.
Yes, Larry is a genius and naturally hilarious. He can't, NOT be funny.
What’s up with the comma?
The golf cart answer surprised me!
We need a weekly Jack Handy style: Life’s Deep Questions Answered by Larry David.
Larry David Etiquette Education Tips!! He is the defender of common sense! Brilliant! Gold!! Agree with them all!
I couldn't agree more with Larry that you have to "assume tape" when it comes to spoilers in sports or film. One of the worst things about algorithms and TH-cam creators is they can't wait to put some kind of spoiler in their picture or title so once you see it, you know the outcome
The episode Larry was referring to is called “The Thong”
It’s one of my favorites. The scene where Larry and Richard Lewis begin arguing about what excuse to use to get out of therapy outside of the therapist’s office is too funny. 😂
"Let a man breathe for God's sake". Always funny. This question and answer could be a top ten weekly program.
Eisen loves interviewing him, you can really tell
first time I saw Larry David I had to say to myself " What an unbelievable a-hole " as I was picking myself off the floor from laughing so hard. The situations the man can create for himself to excel as an a-hole is truly genius. thanks Mr. David for all the belly laughs.
Exactly what happened to me!
Loved this! On the "Ps & Qs" of driving through, my two cents on [un-]common sense: The #1 rule (for just about everywhere else, too): Just don't be the problem; ensure you're waiting for others, _not making others wait for you._ The moment you're making _staff_ wait for you - when they **could** be helping the other waiting customers, behind you - that's when people will become justifiably irritated with you. Until then, though, take as long as you want. Just pay attention, and check your rearview mirrors for queuing cars. Basically, if no one's behind you, waiting, then you aren't actively making life palpably worse for the staff, either.★ I see no reason to be in a rush to move forward until there's room for my car to move enough to allow the next person to order... and _every_ reason to GTFO, the second that happens.
If a place is clearly not very busy, there are only 1 or maybe 2 cars behind you, and you still need a couple minutes, Most have menus to look at while in line, then a copy at the ordering mic. If you can't figure it out before the second one, 1 or 2 people are waiting behind you, and it's not busy, it's often easy to just get out of line, circle the building, & get back in at the back of the queue. Take the pressure off of yourself and be a bro to the folks behind you - especially if you see in your mirrors that they aren't craning their necks to look at the menu, but they're instead looking forward, glaring at _you._
★ I think it's worth mentioning that in some (many?) fast-food joints, the employee at the drive-thru cash register _could_ be doing other work inside, instead of just waiting there doing nothing until you decide to clear that final stretch between ordering menu and pay window; just don't obliviously, needlessly take forever, merely because no other customers are waiting. At least use the odering microphone to tell the cashier what's up, if you need a couple minutes.
Will be waiting for "It's Saturday Morning! with Larry & Rich."
I know it dates me but I also like to use "tape" when describing recording something.
It's one word dude! Recording, 3 syllables. "Tape" just one word man. How old are we lol?
100 is the minimum point for both bowling and golf.
Bowling: You must break 100.
Golf: You can't break 100.
100 in golf is 28 over par.... which is 18 boogies and 10 double boogies. That's good enough to play with anyone.... A few extra chip shots and putts aren't holding up anyone during weekend golf.
100 in bowling means you had to have a couple of marked frames. Good enough to play with anyone.
I love how he laughed at 11:28 😁 What a strange and unique man
I would say to Larry David that “you sir are a god!” And he would say “eeee-nah, I don’t think so.”
I want to see that incompetent face LOLOL
I’ve violated the spoiler rule a few times. Larry David set me straight.
some dude just got out his car in the drive thru in front of me. Waving his arms. Now I know he just didn't know the menu
LD is the best. “Can a b!tch get a donut?!” 😂
That’s just great advice all around.
Close your eyes and you can’t tell him or Jerry Apart! “You have to assume tape” is classic Seinlaguage.
When Larry talks and gives opinions I just hear Seinfeld episodes.
If you try Curb, you'll notice it's more curb
When Kramer said "The Mets blew it tonight!"
“Am I answering as me or as TV Larry?” I want to believe they’re the same.
Me and my brother have the agreement that during fights we don’t text anything that can possibly be a spoiler. You must first send the “are you watching this” text.
I feel especially with the time difference from NY to LA you've GOT to assume tape!! A weekday game may be over at 6 PM Pacific time and people have jobs!!
I adore you Larry David and all that you do for us.
THIS INTERVIEW IS AWESOME!!!
I completely agree. With everything.
LOVE LARRY DAVID...He is truly the MASTER of comedy..His jewish brain is just remarkable.🥰😝🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
He has been hanging with JB too much. He and JB are starting to blend.😂😂😂😂😂
I Almost Always want to know the ending before. I read entire premises of things before watching. I figure if I don’t make it somehow I’ll know. I still get the same effect knowing beforehand
Sports?? I ALWAYS Want to Know! I can’t watch a game without shutting it off, then watching play by play on internet if my team falls behind unless someone else is there
Haha the one question got me about seeing the incompetent driver. I ALWAYS look over at them and I am conscious asking why I think I need to do that.
So do I and I realize at that unthinking moment that I'm looking to see the face of stupidity to protect myself from future encounters.
I see Larry David and think George Costanza. I'm stuck and can't help it.
Anyone who tapes Jets games, is wacked. Now I see the source of Larry's angst.
Larry is wrong about the music blasting from the Golf Cart!! What's next? A Low-Rider cart that rigged to JUMP ?! No, no music required when playing Golf.
It's an absolute disturbance. Someone had the nerve to drive up to me when I was hitting off the 10th tee blasting his shitty music. Right rude!
About spoilers. I always always assume people don't want spoilers so I never ever mention any spoilers for movies, tv shows, sports, games, books, whatever.
Not just a year as Larry said, for ever. Yes Star Wars was released 150 years ago, but just because you have seen it doesn't mean everyone else has. Respect the other person damn it!
That's one of the reasons I avoid reviews of anything unless I know the reviewer is one of those RARE reviewers who don't spoil the subject.
The problem of course is when you try to make your own reviews of say a movie, written or say for a youtube video. Not mentioning the story really hurts the review lol.
Damn, Larry. Making me feel like a chump. I'd be fine with 101. lol
Larry rejects all pretence but passionately demands adherence to etiquette that actually effects the other person. He’s always right IMO.
Always gotta see that incompetent face
Larry David is the reincarnation of King Solomon
You don't know the menu you go inside not the drive thru.
I don't golf but I run. I am no headphones. I like hearing my own heartbeat and the ambient sounds. Some people want music and sometimes I do if it is a boring run. But running on the beach - I want to hear the waves and breeze.
Only Larry David would be a Jets fan.
He started doing Seinfeld in the middle and caught himself
Good stuff
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Larry David, Emperor of the Universe, 2024
These are all facts…
At the golf course, you must assume tape
Larry is always right
I hope it’s not antisemitic to say it’s nice to watch two Jews banter like this.
❤
That chair is to die
I’d play golf with Rich, I would hate to play with Larry
Always assume tape.
He’s quite the handsome dinosaur
11:27
This is just lazy or unimaginative. Half of these he had already done in his damned TV show.
They've probably used up most social situation scenarios - nothing left.
Has Larry David ever gone through a drive-thru???
Yea in season like 5
Rich the Black Swan episode actually happened someone at a Donald Trump Golf Course Donald Trump sue him over killing killing the Black Swan I don't think Trump cared about the swan
He didn't care about the swan, he cared about the money!
"Big money in those birds, Tremendous money!"
Mmm, Larry David
Rangah's
101, not good Larry. jesus C
Larry dobb
How old are u
He is one lanky dude.
Groats
He's just asking questions that were already played out in his shows. There is no greater sin an interviewer can make than asking a question everyone already knows the answer to. It's boring, Rich. I don't listen to Howard Stern anymore but Rich should sit down and listen to some interviews and take notes. This is amateur broadcasting
Nah, its your responsibility. Im not gonna sensor myself cause someone else can't watch sports live.
May I enquire: did this Rich Eisen fellow attend the same fake-laughter school as Jerry Seinfeld?
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