Recently I’ve been subtly convincing my friend that there’s a fifth member of the Beatles named “Bongo” but that he never preformed at the live shows but you can hear him on most tracks. He doesn’t know enough about the Beatles to say I’m wrong so every so often if a Beatles song comes on I’ll say “ooh listen that’s bongo right there” during a guitar riff or something. Gives me peace of mind.
Come to Ringo Right now Star-key Ringo singing in the dead of night Take these broken trains and learn to ride While my Ringo Gently Sleeps Dear Ringo, won't you come out to play? We're Sgt. Ringo's Lonely Octupus Band! We hope you will enjoy the show!
Here’s the truth: On one sunny day, I was minding my own business having my cup of coffee. (As always) and going outside to get some air. As I was stepping outside I've noticed a blank DVD on my porch steps. The case had nothing on it but mild blood stains. I quickly brought it inside to watch it. As I was starting it up, my computer keyboard went haywire and kept on clicking the Tab button. Nevertheless I thought it glitched out. (Due to the fact that my computer is a Windows Vista.) The DVD loaded up, and the opening was quite disturbing. It was a figure of John Lennon from a distance stabbing someone on the floor in a dark hall way, with only tiny little beams of light shining. My mind was racing with a whole bunch of question. "Did The Beatles really do this?" "Is that John Lennon?". As John was stabbing that person his song Imagine was playing in the background. I was quite shock of this! But the song didn't play normally... Instead it had a much slower tempo to it, and John Lennon was saying "Imagine there's no Paul, it's easy if you try." I only guessed one thing, it's Paul McCartney he was stabbing! But why? Why would he kill his own bandmate? I continued to watch it. After John finished stabbing that person, the camera got closer to the body. When the camera made its way to the body, it showed Paul McCartney with his eyes removed, nose sliced off, and blood coming out throw his mouth. The sight of that made me lose my appetite! Then after that, The scene continues with John Lennon in a dark room repeating, "Turn me on, dead man" and, "I WILL bury Paul" as John was saying that, he was sharping his knife. Until a gentle knock came on the door. It looked like it was George Harrison. This person said, "John, wheres Paul?" John Lennon simply replied with, "Imagine there's no Paul. It's easy if you try..." George knew that John went off the deep end. But he said in a louder tone, "WHY JOHN??!!! WHY??!!!" The screen went black. I wasn't sure if it was my computer or the DVD. Anyways, the screen was flashing like if someone was flicking the bathroom lights on you. I paused as quick as I can to see who was under all those lights. After all those unsuccessful attempts, I finally got it. Under all those lights, George was on the floor dead. So my man Ringo, he took Lennon to his house and he went like 'BANG' knocked him out flat, then Ringo proceeded to revive Paul and George. And they lived happily ever after. If you guys want to talk to me about it please add me as a friend on Discord. My name is Rikio#0894. Peace and Love, Peace and Love. - Not written by Ringo *wink*
Ringo and His All Star Band performed at Beaches in the USA when those songs were still Popular. I like the "Ringo" mentality where "I just want to Perform on the Beach when I was a Lad" Welcome to the Eastern Seaboard of the USA😂👍
Believe it or not, it is a common confusion that all of the Beatles greatest hits were either written by Lennon and/or McCartney and Harrison, when in fact all of their songs were written and sung by Ringo. In fact, the other 3 people that I mentioned above (John, Paul, and George) were never real people and the result of the Mandela effect
Recently I’ve been subtly convincing my friend that there’s a fifth member of the Beatles named “Bongo” but that he never preformed at the live shows but you can hear him on most tracks. He doesn’t know enough about the Beatles to say I’m wrong so every so often if a Beatles song comes on I’ll say “ooh listen that’s bongo right there” during a guitar riff or something. Gives me peace of mind.
You’re an absolute genius bro 💀💀💀💀
It was never called "The Beatles", it's always been "The Ringos". Must be the Mandela effect.
Come to Ringo
Right now
Star-key
Ringo singing in the dead of night
Take these broken trains and learn to ride
While my Ringo Gently Sleeps
Dear Ringo, won't you come out to play?
We're Sgt. Ringo's Lonely Octupus Band!
We hope you will enjoy the show!
What if our brain is tricking us into seeing and thinking the beatles but its actually all ringo?
I cant wait for people to click on the video because of the title ready to type an argument, only to realize its a meme
“pp” “rubber dong” 💀💀💀
The only Beatle to ever
Here’s the truth:
On one sunny day, I was minding my own business having my cup of coffee. (As always) and going outside to get some air. As I was stepping outside I've noticed a blank DVD on my porch steps. The case had nothing on it but mild blood stains. I quickly brought it inside to watch it. As I was starting it up, my computer keyboard went haywire and kept on clicking the Tab button. Nevertheless I thought it glitched out. (Due to the fact that my computer is a Windows Vista.)
The DVD loaded up, and the opening was quite disturbing. It was a figure of John Lennon from a distance stabbing someone on the floor in a dark hall way, with only tiny little beams of light shining. My mind was racing with a whole bunch of question. "Did The Beatles really do this?" "Is that John Lennon?". As John was stabbing that person his song Imagine was playing in the background. I was quite shock of this!
But the song didn't play normally... Instead it had a much slower tempo to it, and John Lennon was saying "Imagine there's no Paul, it's easy if you try." I only guessed one thing, it's Paul McCartney he was stabbing! But why? Why would he kill his own bandmate? I continued to watch it. After John finished stabbing that person, the camera got closer to the body. When the camera made its way to the body, it showed Paul McCartney with his eyes removed, nose sliced off, and blood coming out throw his mouth. The sight of that made me lose my appetite!
Then after that, The scene continues with John Lennon in a dark room repeating, "Turn me on, dead man" and, "I WILL bury Paul" as John was saying that, he was sharping his knife. Until a gentle knock came on the door. It looked like it was George Harrison. This person said, "John, wheres Paul?" John Lennon simply replied with, "Imagine there's no Paul. It's easy if you try..." George knew that John went off the deep end.
But he said in a louder tone, "WHY JOHN??!!! WHY??!!!" The screen went black. I wasn't sure if it was my computer or the DVD. Anyways, the screen was flashing like if someone was flicking the bathroom lights on you. I paused as quick as I can to see who was under all those lights. After all those unsuccessful attempts, I finally got it. Under all those lights, George was on the floor dead.
So my man Ringo, he took Lennon to his house and he went like 'BANG' knocked him out flat, then Ringo proceeded to revive Paul and George. And they lived happily ever after.
If you guys want to talk to me about it please add me as a friend on Discord. My name is Rikio#0894.
Peace and Love, Peace and Love.
- Not written by Ringo *wink*
i knew ringo was among us..
let me have a song on the album👉🏻👈🏻
Bro why's it premiering on the anniversary of John Lennon's DEATH?
why not
@@memevolution9youve got a point
tbh I think John would approve 😬
Who is John Lennon?
@@Greenballoffire he’s like Ringo 3 I think? Idk.
I should'nt have watched this drunk this got me fucked up lmaoooo
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Ringo and His All Star Band performed at Beaches in the USA when those songs were still Popular. I like the "Ringo" mentality where "I just want to Perform on the Beach when I was a Lad"
Welcome to the Eastern Seaboard of the USA😂👍
Believe it or not, it is a common confusion that all of the Beatles greatest hits were either written by Lennon and/or McCartney and Harrison, when in fact all of their songs were written and sung by Ringo. In fact, the other 3 people that I mentioned above (John, Paul, and George) were never real people and the result of the Mandela effect
I’ve been saying this for years but nobody has believed me! Thank you for this proof 😘
Yes we know you love Ringo but did you know she loves dich?
TRUER WORD HAS NEVER BEEN SPOKEN
Tbh I think maybe it's actually George Martin who's the only Beatle
Pete was the Best of The Beatles.
Fab. Gear.
omg it's you
@@memevolution9 I’m the Where’s Wally of TH-cam
Finally the truth can be told!
SHE LEAVES ME???
Yeah yeah yeah