@@jonathondeve9963 Yeah you just need to skip the intro, and try not to read the title, Kripp loves to ruin the ending...so then there is no point in watching.
When he's mentioned in the video, he tends to not show up. I noticed after he failed to comment when Kripp mentioned him in his video a few days ago, but then Battlemasterino commented on the very next videos still
Beasts Bought: 2 -- Beasts Sold: 5 Demons Bought: 4 -- Demons Sold: 4 Dragons Bought: 1 -- Dragons Sold: 2 Mechs Bought: 0 -- Mechs Sold: 3 Murlocs Bought: 12 -- Murlocs Sold: 13 Neutral Bought: 10 -- Neutral Sold: 10 Amalgam Sold: 1 Total Bought: 30 -- Total Sold: 38 Triples Acquired Not Count in Bought: 5 Minions Generated Through Hero Power: 14 Minions Acquired Through Murozond: 0 Minions Acquired Through Primal Fin: 4 Tokens Generated and Sold: 2 Minions/Cards Owned at End: 15 [I am still sick, but trying to get back into the swing of things. Thank you so much for all the love and support, everyone
One day, the Papa asks Kripp to go fishing, Kripp shrugs, “Alright, but catch and release only - I’m vegan.” They arrive at the local pristine clear waters of an Ontario stream brimming with wild trout and prepare to fish. Suddenly Kripp shouts, “Get down!”. A crack sounds through the air, and the Papa sees Kripp on the ground bleeding. His final words are, “Fucking stream snipers.”
"Dude, that was so bullshit. We literally full countered him, and got like slapped in the face by RNGesus. Full counter. Skill game. Deserved loss? What do you mean, deserved loss? That game was a joke!"
that reaction on last round was so intense and so beautiful. it reminded me of kripp getting hit by meteor in arena. it was one of those lively emtional rollercoaster moments. i enjoyed immensly. thank you kripp.
Today's fact: The golf ball with dimples was designed by English engineer William Taylor, so that they can reduce the drag and fly farther than the smoother ones.
Isn't this game basically the reason many of us get fed up with auto-battlers? You can be pretty decent at them (or in Kripp's case, godly), but at the end of the day, you're at the mercy of RNG - much more than usual.
Are we not gonna talk about how ridiculously unlucky Kripp got in the last fight? I'm too lazy to actually check 100%, but I'm almost entirely sure that was the only exact combination of attacks with which his opponent could have won
would be interesting to see a video compilation with you kripp explaining some clips showing how astronomically unlucky or the lonly way for you to lose and it actually happening
23:28 Kripp: *WE LITERALLY FULL COUNTERED HIM* Random Elise Starseeker: *You say my attacks are ineffective? Who decided that?* *You say you swallowed my poisonous? Who decided that?*
I'd like to see the stats on that last fight lol. It seemed extremely unlikely krip would lose. One of those perfect shit storms where everything goes shits up and you slip on a banana peel at sea and king posilipuddy breaches the hull with a sword in hand and 2 bananas by his waist and asks you to churn butter for the farmer up the road and when you get to the farmer's mansion a raccoon falls from the rafters onto your jack-o-lantern but it is too late to save the stamp collection and you wake up in a pile of piss and blood knowing you just got rocked by fate.
I remember the first game i made golden battlemaster. It was 24\330,my pride,my strength...and game threw me in the murlock that just got poison adaptation.
That was 100% a streamsniper, the piece of shit kept a 1/2 murloc on board because he knew you had a zap in your hand, he then switched it to the spider he following turn because he again knew you had zap in hand...
I just got second place with malygos, foe ripper, poison spider, golden rhino beast, golden brann, golden lightfang and golden battlemaster (like 30/240). It was pretty sad seeing that battlemaster get oneshoterino at the end in a 50-50.
1 in 5 for the ABM to die x 1 in 4 for the big murloc to hit the high attack minion for kripp death instead of small damage or tie = 1/20 chance of that bs happening. madd
I know it’s disgusting to lose like that but on the other hand his last turn wasn’t optimistic at all, that missed +6/+6 from stoneshell on the warleader lost him the game lol.
Kripp was carried by Annihilan Battlemaster this game
Wasn't avaliable today, better late than never I suppose
Yes, we waited for you
laterino masterino
Our lord and savior carrier finally showed up
Master we've waited *bows*
Betrayed by his poisonous murloc
Truly a Shakespearean tragedy
This. Even though we knew how it'd turn out thanks to the intro, it was one of the most enjoyable Kripp videos I've ever seen.
Getting streamsniped even in battlegrounds when it doesnt work most of the time.
@@jonathondeve9963 Yeah you just need to skip the intro, and try not to read the title, Kripp loves to ruin the ending...so then there is no point in watching.
@@mauer1 I doubt that was a streamsnipe. The guy had already seen he had double Battlemaster then saw Kripp got a triple. It was obvious.
@@night4345 fair enough.
Kripp did NOT complain about Cobalt Guardian this game.
Im sorry to be the one who tells you this but you really dont have any more purpose now that cobalt guardian got removed
@@KizaruKizaru it got a buff
@@igor953 no
@@KizaruKizaru Incidentally, Cobalt guardian is in this game. It's backlog.
Bro you have no purpose now 😢
Only here looking for Battlemaster Kripperino.
He's going to be depressed when he sees this.
Jizz Fandango aren’t we all brother
@@goldfishprime i always get that from hes profile pic
He looks so sad that kripp never admits to getting carried by him
And now... pepeHands
Where is our hero?
When he's mentioned in the video, he tends to not show up. I noticed after he failed to comment when Kripp mentioned him in his video a few days ago, but then Battlemasterino commented on the very next videos still
What game could the glorious Annihilan Battlemaster not carry in? Find out.
How Does Kripperino End The Introrino love this Kripperino ❤️
Beasts Bought: 2 -- Beasts Sold: 5
Demons Bought: 4 -- Demons Sold: 4
Dragons Bought: 1 -- Dragons Sold: 2
Mechs Bought: 0 -- Mechs Sold: 3
Murlocs Bought: 12 -- Murlocs Sold: 13
Neutral Bought: 10 -- Neutral Sold: 10
Amalgam Sold: 1
Total Bought: 30 -- Total Sold: 38
Triples Acquired Not Count in Bought: 5
Minions Generated Through Hero Power: 14
Minions Acquired Through Murozond: 0
Minions Acquired Through Primal Fin: 4
Tokens Generated and Sold: 2
Minions/Cards Owned at End: 15
[I am still sick, but trying to get back into the swing of things. Thank you so much for all the love and support, everyone
i mean feel better but, nigga u cant type a comment from a hospital bed like wut??
@@lynyrdskinyrd LMAOOO 💀😭😭
@@lynyrdskinyrd Have manners, young man.
Kripp lost cuz he's playin a villain while elise is a hero
*Plot Armor*
0:21 Skipperino the kripperino
0:34 Skipperino to recruiterino
penis
HE EVOLVED
@@Nettabibjorn That's because yesterday people called him out for being "wrong" by skipping the recruiterino too
A pokémon must evolve
@@hudsongrove5586 It wasn't really people, just one toxic dude
One day, the Papa asks Kripp to go fishing, Kripp shrugs, “Alright, but catch and release only - I’m vegan.” They arrive at the local pristine clear waters of an Ontario stream brimming with wild trout and prepare to fish. Suddenly Kripp shouts, “Get down!”. A crack sounds through the air, and the Papa sees Kripp on the ground bleeding. His final words are, “Fucking stream snipers.”
Congrats to your newborn, you puns will improve just give it time. :P
This is the ultimate pun. You have become too powerful, and your power will only grow.
+10 in innovation. Thanks! xD
cuteanime girl LOL!!
Don't mind me, Just taking a spot incase it gets big
Kripp used Brann Bronzebeard this game
and luckily a golden one still manage to lose such skill!!
Xuxuan Liang are you literally blind to the events that happened on that disgusting last round
wwell 1 out of 5 is still 20% which is Pretty likely to be honest
"Dude, that was so bullshit. We literally full countered him, and got like slapped in the face by RNGesus. Full counter. Skill game. Deserved loss? What do you mean, deserved loss? That game was a joke!"
More like 'whadtayameeeen deserved loss', i chuckled when Kripp whimpered there 😂
@@OmnifyMyAss Haha good note, in the future I'll transcribe more colloquially when it makes the comment funnier, I personally like "whaddayamean" =P
This was The Krippsters first battlegrounds game of the night.
that reaction on last round was so intense and so beautiful. it reminded me of kripp getting hit by meteor in arena. it was one of those lively emtional rollercoaster moments. i enjoyed immensly. thank you kripp.
Reminds me of that one game where he got hit by so many meteors in one game. Honestly the most hilariously salt-inducing moments I've seen.
Wtf am i even supposed to comment now... bring back salty arena :(
"No"?
One day man, one day
Figure out Kripp's luckiest refresh, like "Tier up to 5. Immediate Brann. Never lucky! BabyRage "
You could comment which BG minion roll was the luckiest one for Kripp
You were missed ❤️ you will return
I swear every time there is a video that practically calls out Battlemaster Kripperino, he isn’t here
Kripperino Battlemasterino: exists
Kripp: *uno reverse card*
Where was he when we needed him the most
He vanished. Good thing we won't have to wait a 100 years for the next one. :)
Teh Almighty Ginger is this a joke referencing Zelda breath of the wild?
@@leecrotty658 no, it's a reference to Avatar: The Last Airbender. It's part of the intro.
Battlemasterino Kripperino is in a lot of trouble for not carying.
Its actually Annihilino Battlemasterino. Get it right.
Pio no need to be salty for getting it wrong
@@OranG_01 what. It was a joke. There is no definitive erino-ing
He did carry though
@@pio5495 funny thing is you even got it wrong as well, the guy got so triggered over your joke yet didn't notice
You know your special when ever Kripp dedicates a video to you. Good job Carriedino Battlemasterino!
When we needed him most
He *Vanished*
Battlemaster is Kripp's poor Avatar.
A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar: *Divine shield poisonous murlocs*
@@topdeckerinokripperino6135 With 2/6 stats... he's still a kiddo.
Battlemaster:
Maexnna, Toxfin, Gentle Megasaur:
Battlemaster: Bro, I'm straight up not having a good time.
Carriedino Battlemasterino is busy with life you guys...taking care of his family in these times ): don’t blame him too much for missing this vid!
Wll he can comment on video later :D He doesnt need to be here when video is released
it's illegal to be a kripperino and have a life. chose one!~ We are his family, we need him. If he has another family he should pass on the carriedino
Tomáš Kalinka He commented!
can we at least make avatar references?
There must always be a Battlemasterino
He might not be in the comments.
But surely he does in our hearths and today's video.
I think we all automatically paused the video and scrolled down to the comment section for a certain Kripperino...
Ctrl+F "battlemasterino" to save you guys the trouble
Kripp stole 3 spawn of n’zoth for a golden(!) spawn this game
Battle Masterino show thyself!!
He keeps missing his big opportunities, what a shame
Today's fact: The golf ball with dimples was designed by English engineer William Taylor, so that they can reduce the drag and fly farther than the smoother ones.
Booster to today’s fact: this was discovered because beat up smooth golf balls traveled farther than the new ones
22:40 Defeated by a Cobalt! I'm glad to get some final wins before I stop showing up in these videos.
It was in this position that RNG poison annihilated a thicc hunk and salt ensued
What's the idea here?
search for agadmator chess
An Agadmator Kripperino? I think you're my new favourite kripperino.
Never buys toxfin, not even for a single infinite hit Murloc early.
Ya almost like Toxfin isn't a very good buy. What's your MMR?
Shit son, I don't even play. I just use the internet to tell other people how to live. This is how the internet works.
@@999-t3t8b 11k. kripp could have had double mackerel ez
@@MrSticklife double mackerel does nothing special if you have 0 Divine shields
Best Krip video yet.
The reaction was hilarious. I'm laughing out loud alone in my house.
I laughed so hard when I saw the wreckage that was the last game 😂 ULTIMATE NEVER LUCKY
That was some Kripp level rng right there holy shit.
22:39 Press F to pay respects ;_;
Isn't this game basically the reason many of us get fed up with auto-battlers? You can be pretty decent at them (or in Kripp's case, godly), but at the end of the day, you're at the mercy of RNG - much more than usual.
Evil Vegan makes video specifically to attack poor Battlemaster Kripperino
Wow , that was so unlucky at the end
Ahhhh... the sweet sweet salty kripp XD welcome back!
that end was hilarious
Kripp: *starts losing*
Kripp: 'FUCKING SNIPERS!"
Are we not gonna talk about how ridiculously unlucky Kripp got in the last fight?
I'm too lazy to actually check 100%, but I'm almost entirely sure that was the only exact combination of attacks with which his opponent could have won
would be interesting to see a video compilation with you kripp explaining some clips showing how astronomically unlucky or the lonly way for you to lose and it actually happening
23:28
Kripp: *WE LITERALLY FULL COUNTERED HIM*
Random Elise Starseeker:
*You say my attacks are ineffective? Who decided that?*
*You say you swallowed my poisonous? Who decided that?*
I felt that unluck in my soul...dude that was such BS at the end
Kripp broke Annihilan Battlemaster's back this game.
Kripp's Matchups (Ordered by Placement)
Elise
- 3
Rafaam (Kripp)
- 0
Van Cleef
- 4
Curator
- 2
Deryl
- 0
Nozdormu
- 2
Lich King
- 1
Malygos - 2
Matchuperino Kripperino Spreadsheet: tinyurl.com/matchuperino-kripperino-stats
Kripp gets EXXXTREMELY salty this game.
haven't laugh this hard in a while
Imagine if salterino kripperino was the other guy..
“Pure skill boys pure skill”
No
Almost there...
He did my boy Battlemasterino dirty in this upload
I can't believe you lost that with your board... insane!
The comment section of kripparian Is stranger every time i come back ahahahah
Hahahhahah one of the best cases of rng right here :) allways good video kripp
Elise was carried by poisonus Coldlight Seer this game
I'd like to see the stats on that last fight lol. It seemed extremely unlikely krip would lose. One of those perfect shit storms where everything goes shits up and you slip on a banana peel at sea and king posilipuddy breaches the hull with a sword in hand and 2 bananas by his waist and asks you to churn butter for the farmer up the road and when you get to the farmer's mansion a raccoon falls from the rafters onto your jack-o-lantern but it is too late to save the stamp collection and you wake up in a pile of piss and blood knowing you just got rocked by fate.
We need an Undefeaterino Firstplacerino already haha
epic reaction at end! love it.
Im mad for you after watching the end of that game 😂😂
kripp was destroyed by the very thing he embraces almost everytime he goes rafaam, a divine shield poisonous murloc
To add insult to injury, the other guy finds a megasaur despite Kripp getting so many triples.
I remember the first game i made golden battlemaster. It was 24\330,my pride,my strength...and game threw me in the murlock that just got poison adaptation.
"with MY luck, the Naïxna is gonna hit my bigger taunt...." well who's lucky now ?
that's my favourite ending so far
Kripp just got robbed of this round lmao.
That was 100% a streamsniper, the piece of shit kept a 1/2 murloc on board because he knew you had a zap in your hand, he then switched it to the spider he following turn because he again knew you had zap in hand...
I just got second place with malygos, foe ripper, poison spider, golden rhino beast, golden brann, golden lightfang and golden battlemaster (like 30/240). It was pretty sad seeing that battlemaster get oneshoterino at the end in a 50-50.
This is the exact reason you don’t taunt a battlemaster. It isn’t worth it. It means the poisons will hit it eventually
At 23:00 and 23:23 kripp said the word 'dude'
*sad kripperino noises*
The best videos are the onea where Kripparian loses! :)
Feel bad for battlemaster Krip when he sees this video :((
Waiting for that one comment~
WHERE ARE YOU ANIHILLAN BATTLEMASTER GUY WE NEED YOU
battlemaster always carries if he doesnt that just means you let him down!
*patiently waiting for Carriedino Battlemasterino*
he just entered the building 3 minutes ago
Blackadder75 you’ve done well my friend
I think taunting Annihilan is basically asking for that.
Before I see the ending I would say poison murloc handles it pretty well
My favourite episode of the year
What say you Battlemasterino!
Great video!
Ending is heartbreaking 💔
1 in 5 for the ABM to die x 1 in 4 for the big murloc to hit the high attack minion for kripp death instead of small damage or tie = 1/20 chance of that bs happening. madd
SPOILERS.
.
.
.
.
man, that moment he taunt buffs the already taunted battlemasters is so much a "pictures taken before unfortunate events" thing
*Forces Murlocs*
*Loses*
*Pikachu Face*
respect for opponent and his luck! XD
Love your vids and the puppies. Can you do some more puppy vids ^_^
SapphireAngel23 you should checm out ania’s channel for that
but was he carried by battlemaster or nah?? tell us kripperino
WHERE IS HE :(
The more taunts you have, the more likely the one you don't want dead, dies first
Felt Kripp's pain
I literally opened the video just to scroll to the comment section to see that one comment and it's not there! >:(
I would've scream so hard if it was me losing that game :[]
I know it’s disgusting to lose like that but on the other hand his last turn wasn’t optimistic at all, that missed +6/+6 from stoneshell on the warleader lost him the game lol.
The play was to argus on zapp so he could kill the spider
Now this was a Battlegrounds game
That might've been the single unluckiest round i've ever seen
Skill Based Game :D
Intro Kripp: : D
VOD Kripp: : |
*WHAT A TRAGEDY, BETTER WRITE THIS DOWN*
huwaaaat? hahaha tilted kripp so good
Best game ever !!! So much fun !!