Jim Cornette on Vince Russo's Old Ideas For A New Women's Wrestling Promotion
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 28 ก.ย. 2024
- From Episode 514 of the Jim Cornette Experience
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Honestly, this podcast could have a “This week in Russo” segment, and I wouldn’t complain.
Stop digging you struck oil.
Nah I think when it’s spontaneous it’s better because after a while you’re scrapping the barrel. Jim is interesting, Vince is an idiot who thinks he’s not
Bro that's an awesome idea!!
Russo would start making stuff up just to have his name mentioned.
This week in bombastic rasslin observations (B.R.O.)
I like how he tries to cover himself in the end of the chapter, saying " it was just a fun thing to do during a depressing time period, so don't be offended" . But he said he pitched it as a TV show! He was clearly serious about it
Vince Russo backpedaling and making up excuses... A tale as old as time.
It’s clearly meant to be a parody wrestling show
@@tededwards5709 From a parody of a wrestling booker.
the thing is if i remember my wrestling history right. there was a wrestling promotion that was a all women group that sold itself on porn storyline. it wasn't wow but something else. I remember the ad for the ppv. I think they must had done maybe two ppv or so before it folded.
@@tededwards5709wrestling show? This read like a wild porno 😂
This is one of the funniest things (in my opinion) we've done in a while that matches Hulk Hogan's Lies Over The Years. 'Homeless Heather' absolutely killed me.
Nice box 😉
Its stuff like this that makes this show legendary
@@jamesedwards8387 I literally spit out a bit of my sandwich when I was eating lunch hearing it during editing.
Agreed Jay... thanks for this, have not laughed so much in ages!
Anything Russo is gold! The ‘97 ideas still make me burst into hysterics lol
I almost crashed my car listening to this. Ass Pirates sent me
I had the same problem when I heard about Beastie Allie 😂😂
The Ass Pirates did it. I genuinely cried in the middle of my morning walk.
Honestly, I had to pull over in a lay by to compose myself.
When Cornette said "ass pirates?!?!? 🥴" shortly after 13:19 I nearly crashed my car laughing!! 🤣🤣
Now imagine actually hearing Vince pitch this idea and saying "Bro" every other sentence 😂
It's toxic shock bro
Sounds like Punk’s ideas considering he says he watches women wrestling in his underwear
Bro? Bruh!
@@PhillyLeotardo25 technically all of the talent that watches the show backstages is watching women wrestling in their underwear (trunks)
@@EdwardElfigo backstage? He said it on commentary you Trumpster……
I sent this to Jim and Brian! What a blast, like a Toxic Shock!!!
Bread makes me poop
Toxic shock kills. Not funny.
it's not funny, it's hilarious@@randi_godspeed2063
You did the right thing. God bless you, sir.
So did I 😅 I found the full thing on internet archive
This is genuinely the greatest clip of this podcast.
13:52
That takes in a LOT of ground, but you might just be right. It’s gotta be top 5, minimum.
I never thought anything would top Hulk's Harley Race story lol
Ah noted arsonist and seeker of employment Harley Race. Indeed a classic.
I can't imagine this is not top 5. Legendary clip. I haven't laughed this hard to a Corney video in a long ass time.
The mind of Vince Russo is an enigma. How anyone allowed this man to write for their product is beyond me.
"I'll give you a job, just stop shouting bro at me!"
If WCW and WWF/E hadn’t let Russo do his thing (whatever that was), we wouldn’t have all this great content from Corny now.
So, thanks, S#%*stain???? 😂
How could you say such a thing Bro. Come Bro Vince “Fucking” Russo is an absolute fucking legend Bro.
@@gullreefclub Don't for-get to emphasize ev-er-y syllable, bro.
How did he get paid!!! HOW
I lost it at Beastie Alley. 😂😂😂😂😂
This HAS to be in the next omnibus of the funniest moments of the JCE.
I havent laughed that hard in i dont even know how long.
Russo's maturity when it comes to women is at a Chris Chan level.
Lol how did Russo find his boyfriend-free girl?
"I'm working on it bro!"
This is such a fascinating insight into the mind of Russo. I would have found that pitch genuinely hilarious when I was a teenage boy with stunted emotional intelligence, ie a child without a fully developed brain and little understanding or experience of the world around me. For Russo to have written this around the age of 40 was truly disturbing; for him to still find it funny around age 60 is even more disturbing. We all act childish and immature sometimes but this is different to that. It's worrying. The man has obvious psychological issues which could be harmful to others.
“….that could be harmful to others.”
I think the Hart family would agree.
@@zlinedavidBestiAlley broke me, holy fuck this is Tumblr writing bad!
"There was a PERIOD of time". 🤣🤣🤣
Cornette: "Can you be a female ass pirate?"
Brian: "Well we're gonna find out... AHOY MATIE"
Oh god I broke down into tears. LOL
Fr I was crying laughing when he said that
The ass pirates part is so hilarious. 😅
PRE TEEN AUDIENCE
"Bitch Slap" was also a stable in TNA with Traci Brooks, Nurse Veronica, & Cheerleader Valentina in 2003
That was just purely legendary! My neighbours gotta be thinking, that I lost my freaking mind, because I laughed out loud practically non stop in massive cringe, awe and absolute hysteria. That must be one of the best segments in the history of JC podcast. And now I have so much more sympathy for Mr. Cornette for all the misery he must've endured while working side by side with the lunatic that is Vunce Russo.
Not everybody hated working with him 🤷🏻♂️ Jim just exaggerates everything. This was obviously a parody wrestling show he was writing about lol
He claims he doesn't think like this anymore, but why else would he have put it in a book. And this is the guy that tells people all the time the wrestling business needs him.
This sounds like something they would pitch on Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
So Russo basically wanted to create a Garbage Pail Kids wrestling league?
This might be a Top 5 Cornette Clip of all time just in how much I struggled for oxygen while laughing.
Absolutely incredible.
Brian 's laugh only makes it worse!!
I thought the whole Tessa Blanchard poop thing was the most insane story on this podcast. NOPE!
Nothing makes me laugh as hard as Jim reading out or hearing Russo's booking ideas, please find more these are absolute gold
The bios of these wrestlers are actually hilarious. I love it.
I am listening at work and DYING!!!! DYING. This is BEYOND funny! Thank you guys for doing this! LOL.
Having a school read Vince Russo's ideas is how you successfully promote abstinence.
Jaw dropping. Someone seize his hard drive.
Can't wait for cornys reaction to Tony's outburst yesterday.
“Bitch Slap” would be decent if he pitched it for an parody animated wrestling cartoon show like Celebrity Deathmatch. The fact he pitched it, calling for actual “wrestlers” to have to partake in these gimmicks is absolutely mind blowing
I'm starting to think a lot of GLOW went over my 8 year old head.
Cool video, My relationship of 5 years ended a month ago. The love of my life decided to leave me, I really love her so much I can’t stop thinking about her, I’ve tried my very best to get her back in my life, but to no avail, I’m frustrated, I don’t see my life with anyone else. I’ve done my best to get rid of the thoughts of her, but I can’t, I don’t know why I’m saying this here, I really miss her and just can’t stop thinking about her.
its difficult to let go of someone you love, i was in a similar situation, my relationship of 12 years ended, but i couldn't just let her go i did all i could to get her back, i had to seek the help of a spiritual counsellor who helped me bring her back.
Amazing, how did you get a spiritual counsellor, and how do i reach her?
Her name is *Shelly renee white* , and she is a great spiritual counsellor who can bring back your ex
Thank you for this valuable information, i just looked her up now online. impressive.
Well, what did you do?
Jim’s laugh at 4:59 😂😂
Peter Griffin's sister, Heavy Flow
This is so far out there. It's absolute insanity. Russo needs therapy. Lol. Thank you Jim and Brian for sharing. Now I think I need therapy. Russo is so disconnected from reality.
no one can go in on Vince Russo like Jim Cornette! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The legend himself joemomma
Goodness, Cornette has Vince Russo clips that could literally last a month upon hearing! 🤣
Nobody is as obsessed with Vince Russo as Jim Cornette is.
This explains why Vince Russo got along with Vince Mcmahon. They are both sadistic individuals.
I'm dumbfounded, gobsmacked and bumfuzzled at this entire segment.
And yet I listened to the entire thing.
Bra-vo!
Cornette & Russo have one thing in common though. Their views on AEW.
This is the hardest I've laughed for one of their segments in a long time.
Glad Vince McMahon didn't get his perverted hands on Russo's idea's.
13:56 "action heroes to the pre-teen audience..." 😂😂😂😂😂
This is Golden Era of Social, Video & Radio Media and needs to be up for an Emmy
Thank you Jim & Brian
I used to see the GLOW wrestler "Beastie" working as a bouncer in a rock club in West Palm Bch.,Fl. "Rocket Club" if I'm not mistaken.
This might be both the best and wildest segment I have heard on this podcast. My goodness. 😮
11:59 I used to think Vince Russo was stupid, But after that I'm convinced he's just evil. How many times do you have to be dropped on your head to think that child molestation is funny?
I can’t believe they overlooked the “nice box” pun
They caught it that's why Corny said he's stealing jokes from Playboy Magazine. That's definitely a joke you would read in Playboy.
These were not wrestling gimmicks, they were parody porn characters with back stories. WTF?!
This is the fucking craziest thing I’ve ever listened to 😂
This was the funniest thing I've heard in awhile.
I'm sorry, the whole Toxic Shock section is objectively hilarious 😂😂. The best thing he's ever written.
God, the mid-to-late 90's were awful when it came to hack shit like this. This sort of Howard Stern-type shit was all over the place.
With McMahon running around literally shitting on people’s heads and backs, is Russo still shitstain? Just a question
7:58 I would’ve been in my early 20’s at the time and yes I remember hearing about women who got toxic shock syndrome when their tampon strings broke (the no strings attached line Jim was pointing out) and they were unable to get the tampon out (I thought at the time why not just go to the doctor/hospital but I’m English and all medical treatment is free) and didn’t go to the doctor either out of embarrassment or lack of funds for Americans. But all the blood and uterus lining collected on the tampon would decompose and all that would be absorbed into the bloodstream through the walls of the vagina causing toxic shock syndrome which can be fatal. So yes that’s all in bad taste just like what that tampon would taste like
I've wondered if Jim has that thing Marilu Henner has...and a few others around the world where he basically has a photographic memory. His recall of events and situations and their specifics is maybe the best I've seen
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honestly some of this stuff they're mentioned here with Russo...I mean this borders on mental illness his suggestions. I literally choked laughing
Miss Marilu Henner was The Narrator of a Tribute to Her "TAXI" Castmate Andy Kaufman upon his passing. She would've been an intriguing and very statuesque addition on behalf of A.K. in his Memphis Superfeud with Jerry Lawler!🤔😉🎤💃🎼🎸📺🤼♀️🤼♂️B.W.
TIP: DON’T listen to this while at WORK. 😂
Vince Russo should have been locked up. Great video I needed a great laugh and I got it lol. But Vince Russo needs to be checked by a professional. What a nut job.
I totally forgot about Mr. Meethane on Howard Stern. He could fart any song.
This may be the best JCE upload of all time
Regardless of your opinion of anyone, this has to be the funniest shit I've ever heard.
Huge shock this idea never took off.
This may be the greatest wrestling pitch of all time I mean wow! toxic shock?! Lol
I would love to see a Cornette and Russo show down about the business. one night stand podcast about the attitude area and what they change in the industry. We might be surprised😂🤣😂🤣😂
2:50 I swear to god the ad that played for me just now has the MOST perfect timing here, talking about hairy palms and BOOM “congrats to the wolverines for winning” 😂😂
Vince Russo was trying to show this shit to children and teenagers? What the actual fuck
Someone get Brian oxygen! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
One of the funniest videos I've ever come across!🤣😂😅
Devil's advocate, if "Bitch Slap" was a Garbage Pail Kids like trading card set, I would think it was a creative, but extremely niche, idea..... but to think this would be something to air on television or PPV, SMH
This is just..something else.
This whole video makes me think of my gimmick idea of a modern female wrestler...
championed by Jerry Lawler as the chosen one who will bring back "puppies" and "bra n panties matches"...the good ole days of when King was on commentary...itd be a heat magnet
Best segment of 2024
6:58 when corny said "period" of time while explaining the "Toxic Shock" gimmick I lost it. I assumed it was on purpose but nobody popped
Never forget this is the same man who somehow was able to convince people he was partially responsible for the success of the Attitude Era.
Probably because he wrote the shows.
Along with Cornette, Prichard, Ross, Vince, and others wrangling him. His output without the McMahon filter speaks for itself.
And had two of the biggest stars of all time and one of the enduring legends at his physical prime, the best announcing duo ever, an network quality production department….
Russo's a twat but I don't think he really tried too hard to convince anyone he was partially responsible for attitude. At that point it was still somewhat believed that he was. They didn't release he was super shit yet, that's why he could still get big job offers..
"I had to spend eleven months in the same room with Vince Russo and Vince McMahon, that's where I really got to hate life in general." - Jim Cornette
That's how I feel now but for "other" reason similar and much longer.
So Jim hates anyone called "Vince".
@@dhenderson1810 One says Bro, and the other says Pal.
@@Gsmooth84 i can just imagine the back and forth. Bro. Pal. Brooo. Paaal. Bro. Pal
Jim and Brian are absolutely broken by the time they get to “ass pirates” 😂😂😂
The fact Jim doesn't get women can't be as pirates is hilarious.
@scrappy93 well Russo didn't help with that.
@@scrappy93 Well, Myra Breckenridge . . .
😂😂
I don’t think I’ve ever gone through so many emotions so quick. As soon as Brian said toxic shock(the “no strings attached” line had me actually saying NO out loud)my jaw dropped. The rest of the video I think I went through laughing, crying, utter shock, and deep thought about how this guy made anything in wrestling work.
I was actually too horrified/disgusted to laugh! If this was ever seriously pitched to someone, I wish there had been hidden cameras in the office to see how they reacted...
While TS is absolutely my favorite character pitched...my cats and I are laughing in tears.
TS was the best wrestler pitched befor 26:00 e I passed out laughing and now the rest is locked in my subconscious
reminds me on certain "wrestling" in Pornhub
Jim explaining the toxic shock thing and Brian reading through it again was peak entertainment 😂 how Russo ever got 3 major jobs in wrestling I'll never know
Becauae this shit funny, why would you not pay this man just to hear the off the wall shit he says
I literally just wrote almost exactly what you said before I scrolled down and saw this.
Thank God I wasn't the only one thinking this
She doesn't need a blade I bout died
@@VengfulOne same 😄
Someone liked his ideas. He got TNA to 2 million viewers. WWE doesn't even get that anymore.
Damn, "Bitch Slap" actually might be Russo's best work. *HEAT*
Ah, I forgot about HEAT. Some of the funniest shit I’ve heard.
LATINO *HEEEAT*
Hey 👋 it sounds that slap fighting thing we have from the UFC
You mean POWER SHLAP?
Before hearing this, I didn't think Russo should be allowed in a wrestling promotion. After hearing this, I'm not sure he should be allowed around children
This is the product of a dark and damaged mind
After hearing this, I don't think he shouldn't be allowed around anyone.
He shouldn't be in public lets alone new children, he should be in a padded room somewhere.
Certainly shouldn’t be allowed around women
Children or animals
I see Cornette talk about Russo, i listen. I'm a simple man
*cue Lynyrd Skynyrd*
Same
Same lol
As a simple man, I concur.
Pretty much
I love when Corny actually refers to Russo by name or "Vinnie Ru" and actually starts talking to him through the podcast lol
I’ve listened to Cornette for about 7 years now, and the part about the “pre-teen ass pirates” may be the funniest moment in the history of the show.
It's amazing that Russo could be that stupid. Would you think of a woman being an "ass pirate"? 😂😂😂
It’s been 10 days and I guarantee this will still be a contender for funniest video of 2024
It’s in competition with the Katt Williams interview.
Vince missed out on a career in writing B level porn. This is the shit I would laugh at when I was 18 and visiting a porn shop for the 1st time, reading the back of porn DVDs.
Probably what he did when he owned that empty video store
"at least she never has to blade"
Holy shit that was brilliant
😂😂😂😂😂
Right on brother!!🤘
9:09
This might be an all time great Cornette segment
@TheGOAT-hj6slwhat?
@TheGOAT-hj6sl dude this is the worst bait ever
@@californiansniper2133Just ignore him he’s just a troll. I’ve read all his previous comments all he does is criticize and hate on Jim because he is jealous.
@TheGOAT-hj6sl🤣🤣
For real
In this age of new irritating wrestling drama from TK, Jericho, and various other problem children, it’s always good to come back to the classics lmao
This is completely different because it’s not stupid, but actually disturbing 😂 Jim has been proven right - what a weirdo Russo is
So glad Jim Cornette bows down to the Kliq and rightfully so they kept Flair relevant in the early 00’s.
@TheGOAT-hj6slHonestly, it just speaks a lot to how sad your life is that you're coming here for attention. I hope one day somebody actually cares about you little guy.
@TheGOAT-hj6sl Sure thing little guy, post another paragraph about other people having a meltdown 🤡
@TheGOAT-hj6sl Your sad existence has won my sympathy. Unfortunately you're getting blanked after this comment - enjoy writing a comment I wont read and enjoy your L 🤣
Brian Last laughing never ceases to make my day
His laugh is contagious 😂😂
@@JulioIsKilluminati in a covid type of way.
Mark
His genuine laughs are great but his fake "Hahaha....hahaha...." laughs are groan inducing
He who has the LAST laugh...
Inspired by his “teenage” love for GLOW.
GLOW premiered in September 1986 when Russo was 25.
Considering his apparent mental maturity now, that actually kinda checks out. He was physically 25, sure, but mentally?
@@bobbob465 he's definitely got the Benoit brain, shits just shrinking at this point
@@bobbob465Russo never mentally matured past the age of 14 confirmed. 😂
@@SpinosaurusTheProudSocialist neither did Jim either that's maybe part of the problem
Russo is actually about 9 months older than Jim is. LOL.
This HAS to be the greatest podcast clip in the history of our great sport.
He might as well shut down cause this is his peak for the year, no doubt
I've listened to this show for years and this is one of the best segments of all time.
This is one of the most shocking, disgusting, offensive, perverted, disturbing, gross, insane things I've ever heard on this channel...and I want 100 more hours of this. How Jim and Bryan got through this whole thing without needing a shower after, I will never know but applause all around. Please keep reading more of this drek so we don't have to.
This shit was so funny to listen to
this is something Vince McMahon would've been into
The white cord hanging down from the Toxic Shock sign is priceless. EDIT: Isn't Homeless Heather very much like Frank's wrestling persona from Always Sunny?
THE TRASH MAN!!!
Frank's The Trash Man bah gawd!
He's here to take out the trash and fight Terrorists!
@@chico1680 I knew this shit was real !
Let's not forget, Shitstain used to write the wrestling format based on what he saw on Springer. So its no surprise he would pitch this type of freakshow to DirecTV
The first Russo rant of the year! Here’s to many more!
The ass pirate segment had me crying 😂
It's all about booty!
“rump-wrangling” to the “seamen” COME ON, VINCE. It is hilarious if you’re 10 years old, though.
This keeps getting funnier with every successive minute. I'm in absolute tears and pounding my counter in laughter. 😂
Same here. 🤣
Yup!
I wish it was a thing, it’s hilarious and SO Russo.
"for the preteen audience"
It's even better stoned. lol
“How was he treated as a child!”
That was the best 😅
Poorly.
Yeah... I fear ol "vinnie ru" might have been diddled or have some other unresolved chilhood trauma.
@@jj-son4158no doubt
The whole idea that this 40ish year old man, with the mentality of a 9 year old, thought ANY of these were good ideas is just brain-melting. With every new name that Brian read, I was just going, NOOOOO, he can't be serious, and he WAS! My God....
60ish
@@vinnymac7565 when he wrote it he was 40 odd
It's always gold when you let Jim hear Russo's insane wrestling ideas
And it’s great that Jim makes Brian wait until they’re recording so we get the genuine reaction. This is gold!
Russo = AEW
I love the way Russo starts with awful puns on these, then it just descends into grotesque literal descriptions by the end. Marvelous.
Russo is a comic genius. Unintentionally
Just nobody tell him that he’s actually the punch line.
This sums it up perfectly
This was legitimately one of the funniest segments on the show in ages. Brian’s laughter is legitimately contagious, and this is probably the most happy I’ve ever heard Corny while discussing Russo lmao.
Brian's laughter is so infectious. It's amazing. It's the purest thing on the internet.
Understatement
Brian's laugh should be a ringtone!
Unleash the tickle monster on Brian last.
We need a Brian laughter omnibus.
@@robertnapier624there already is one