Storytime: What Happened To My Car

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  • Children, please do as I say and not as I do lolololololol I am sorry you watch someone so dumb please love me.
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  • @MelLovaticRushtioner
    @MelLovaticRushtioner 6 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    "Being an adult is so hard... it's so difficult... I didn't sign up for this..." BIG ASS MOOD. I SWEAR THIS IS ME RN! I feel ya gurl! I'm facing adulthood rn. I just got in here and I already wanna quit!

  • @natalierigley6509
    @natalierigley6509 6 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    *casually likes video before watching*

    • @ItsMr.L
      @ItsMr.L 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yep that's me 😀

  • @neillencio953
    @neillencio953 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    YOU BOUGHT THEM A HAMMER SKSKSKSKS

  • @chiane72398
    @chiane72398 6 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    *Ashley says she's not a thief*
    Me: remembers she did a video about how she stole from Disneyland

    • @AshleyIppolito
      @AshleyIppolito  6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      LMAO STOP

    • @chiane72398
      @chiane72398 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ashley Ippolito I'm kidding. I love you so much 😊

  • @esperancenyirashimwe3701
    @esperancenyirashimwe3701 6 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Real people struggles am I right

  • @torii_bermudez
    @torii_bermudez 6 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    "you can do it with this tool, i don't have that tool, you probably don't have that tool either, but you can do it with this tool." I DIED.

  • @YourMom-et7wb
    @YourMom-et7wb 6 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    i feel so bad for laughing

    • @Deniece_23
      @Deniece_23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bro me too

  • @evanma9205
    @evanma9205 6 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    Ashley you’re an icon

  • @cortavisions960
    @cortavisions960 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    One word to sum all of this up...
    *Relatable...*

  • @samuelhalligan247
    @samuelhalligan247 6 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    But would you be Ashley if you didn't do something stupid and make an absolute ass of yourself in front of your neighbour's fine ass husband? No. A wise woman once said to "remember to stay weird and always be real".

  • @littlebrojay
    @littlebrojay 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    “No eyebrows... so I’m not even me” ....girl let’s be friends because SAME

  • @thotbot6874
    @thotbot6874 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Queen of getting locked out of her own car by her dog

  • @vianajade
    @vianajade 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    but seriously why is mylo always the star of the show? lmao

  • @overgrown.128
    @overgrown.128 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    this would happen to me tbh

  • @Iris97_
    @Iris97_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    That BTS promo tho I live for it 😂😂😂👏👌

  • @theunknown4195
    @theunknown4195 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I genuinely love her! I wish I could be friends with her, she's just awesome!

  • @makeupcatwalk55
    @makeupcatwalk55 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    girl i did the same thing, i took my dog for a ride and i was gonna run into the gas station for two minutes it was 50 outside and i left the car on for her, i took my keys in with me and my car locked and it turned off, i was freaking out, i called my mom crying she was at work she couldn't help me so i had to wave the firefighters down to have them open it, i got my dog thanked them and cried all the way home. I know your struggle

  • @raeofsunshine7276
    @raeofsunshine7276 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I live for these story time videos ❤

  • @SaveyyGotSwaqq
    @SaveyyGotSwaqq 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Adulting 🙄😂😂😂😂 I feel you girl I gotta get a part for my car too but I am waiting for that check lol
    Hope you get it all resolved 👍🏻👍🏻 good vibes

  • @joerico19
    @joerico19 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yaassss Queen. Story Time. I soooo missed these type of videos. We need more. Please and Thank you. ❤❤❤ I Love You Ashley.

  • @galaxyUnfolded
    @galaxyUnfolded 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Adulting isn’t for everyone, aka me 😂

  • @meriam832
    @meriam832 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "she's not trying to murder me she's just dumb" when i come home from uni having a mental breakdown lmaooooo

  • @charlielunter
    @charlielunter 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love your reactions, but your story times are everything

  • @daisyalvarez180
    @daisyalvarez180 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yes! Been waiting for a story time! :) love these

  • @YouarelovedandIamlovedJn316
    @YouarelovedandIamlovedJn316 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    OMG girl😂😂😂. Your storytelling is on point. Milo is so smart and hilarious. 💛💜💖

  • @breejazmin597
    @breejazmin597 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    You are so awesome😂😂..i wouldve payed to see this..but honest to God...i wouldve had a panic attack toi

  • @yichenwang8402
    @yichenwang8402 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    you're my idol honestly i love your channel sm

  • @shondaformariz-pulley1686
    @shondaformariz-pulley1686 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Beeeeeccchhhh I’ve been basically abandoning all of my life obligations to binge watch both your channels 😩😭 not proud of it but hey it is what it is 🤷🏻‍♀️ may need help sent soon but until then THANK YOU for making me laugh & fan girl over good music with you!! You are really great 😸😘 Much Love!

  • @Blu_30
    @Blu_30 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Hahaha 😂 Ashley you always make my day!! If we all give Ash 1$ she'd already have over 600$ to replace her window!! After all no one signed for being an adult 😭😭😭

  • @armandotorres8987
    @armandotorres8987 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    QUEEN OF RELATABLE SITUATIONS
    🙌❤️😂

  • @Sophia-nx1sv
    @Sophia-nx1sv 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    please make more story time videos! this so funny lol

  • @HANJIKEY
    @HANJIKEY 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    😂Ashley, Honey you can’t call a car daddy that is only 14 years old. That’s pedophiley.😅 I’m worried internet mom

    • @KT.is.him.
      @KT.is.him. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Kyanna Mortimer 💀

  • @focusonme1867
    @focusonme1867 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Lol omg thankfully that hasn’t happened to me but omg your dog in the background his sooooo cute !! And omg being an adult sucks I hate it I wish I was 13 again 😭 and girl same I’m still living with my parents life is so hard but I really enjoyed this video lol

  • @aaronpdrz
    @aaronpdrz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “I wouldn’t be surprised if you were laughing” while I’m dying haha

  • @sarahurtado6985
    @sarahurtado6985 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love you Ash! Thanks for making me laugh

  • @erikaruiz632
    @erikaruiz632 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I loved every second of this video

  • @gisellegutierrez8122
    @gisellegutierrez8122 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    i literally love ashley so much like only ashley😂

  • @faby3158
    @faby3158 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hi Ashley ☺ I just wanted to tell you that I was having a very crappy morning, I had a fight with my mom... Anyway, after I cried a lot I thought "ok I need to cheer me up" and of course I thought of you & your videos cuz they always put me in a better mood and it worked! 😊 so basically I just wanted to say: thank you. ☺❤💕💕

  • @manilamoses6930
    @manilamoses6930 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    i just love your eyebrows.

  • @EclipsingYou
    @EclipsingYou 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ash is a constant fuckin mood

  • @atashamanarang6950
    @atashamanarang6950 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Much love from the Philippines 💕

  • @thatsomefyi
    @thatsomefyi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I was laughing through the entire video 😂😂
    I had a similar situation once. The car I used to own locks automatically if you unlock it and don’t put the key in the ignition, so I was at this 24/7 supermarket near my house at like 3 in the morning, opened the passenger door to leave the bags and left the keys in the seat. It locked of course eventually a taxi driver who saw my struggle helped me with this trick that did work and I arrived home by 5am or something

  • @hisimagination
    @hisimagination 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Omg I love this ❤️😭😭

  • @Ollish
    @Ollish 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Omg we are for you Ashley we all make mistakes 😂🤣🤣🤣 also hey!!!

  • @jtaylor9585
    @jtaylor9585 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Nah you think he accidentally locked the door. He really did it on purpose lol. Maybe I'm projecting

  • @jeo27
    @jeo27 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol I freakin love Milo! Can you blame me?hahaha Good one Ash.. Miss you and Binx too...where's that dgaf cat?hahaha lovelots

  • @littleq.7522
    @littleq.7522 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    "listen here Ted" im😂😂😂

  • @felixnavarro9842
    @felixnavarro9842 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lmao! Love you!!

  • @nicholastrill1520
    @nicholastrill1520 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    ‘Listen here Ted’ 😂

  • @nataliegannon4517
    @nataliegannon4517 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’m died you are hilarious

  • @eliwashington7508
    @eliwashington7508 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Everyone watch Ashley's videos and give this queen some adsense money bc she deserves it.

  • @Ray.500
    @Ray.500 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wig queen

  • @angelrocamontes283
    @angelrocamontes283 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wow i relate so much 😂 you get that feeling of living alone then you’re like “do I really want to though?????” 😂

  • @valentin4768
    @valentin4768 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    pls do more storytimes

  • @SaskiaDueck
    @SaskiaDueck 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    What background music do you use? Love it😸

  • @nunyuh7102
    @nunyuh7102 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    One year anniversary of this video. 😂 We love you, Mother Theresa. 😂😂

  • @alinalbrt7524
    @alinalbrt7524 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I‘m laughing so hard I‘m so sorry I feel so bad 😂

  • @falteredbeauty8563
    @falteredbeauty8563 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    😂😂😂😂😂 I loved how she just referred to BTS' Love Yourself Her Album to make things better. Btw Ash, I do stupid things all the time and your story is what I see myself as an adult in the future. Ok Ilysm, thx for the story, and byeee😂😁❤

  • @user-yr5ze7cc9z
    @user-yr5ze7cc9z 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was laughing and I actually fell off of my bed but continued to laugh my ass off

  • @josie7360
    @josie7360 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Literally same

  • @Pauline-uf5wl
    @Pauline-uf5wl 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm crying 😭😂

  • @DeaddPann
    @DeaddPann 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’m sooooo sorry :(

  • @therapyandfolklore
    @therapyandfolklore 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    all i could think was that Ashey and Dylan is in trouble both have car problems. 👁👄👁⛴

  • @florian795
    @florian795 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Don't do what I do" we stan a rolemodel™

  • @charonstarrine271
    @charonstarrine271 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    sitting here waiting for internet mom to upload a new video

  • @kaylataylor1908
    @kaylataylor1908 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Low key watching the dog sleep peacefully in the background

  • @darraghcollins3480
    @darraghcollins3480 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    "What Are You" 😂😂😂😂

  • @TooCuteNY
    @TooCuteNY 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    this would literally happen to me

  • @awweeezome
    @awweeezome 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    "don´t do what i do" wow great life tip

  • @lukehovagimian6574
    @lukehovagimian6574 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Please React to a kpop co ed group called K.A.R.D with all of their m/v's plus JINIKKA (no m/v) (lol this had no relation to the video but woops, but like SAME)

  • @kaida924
    @kaida924 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This honestly sounds like something I would do 😂

  • @tonybueno9723
    @tonybueno9723 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Poor ted

  • @alexvgs5776
    @alexvgs5776 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I feel bad for you but omg 😂😂😂

  • @Sigo103
    @Sigo103 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Savage internet mom. Poor Milo. 😂

  • @jackhocking_
    @jackhocking_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    LISTEN HERE TED.....IM CACKLING

  • @gabriellavolterra
    @gabriellavolterra 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    can you react to Somebody Special by Nina Nesbitt please? 💐

  • @NoahWisniewski
    @NoahWisniewski 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    we love an internet mom

  • @Dark.Nexus_9
    @Dark.Nexus_9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Omg lmaoo

  • @unfazedgeorge
    @unfazedgeorge 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    7:06 U really went to town on daddy

  • @TheCraneMan
    @TheCraneMan 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ashley it was funny it could happen to anyone. I was worried about your dog,If he dint get hurt with the glass flying all over.But now thats the past, Now you move on and everything be o k soon your car window will be replace. Smile By Tommy The Crane Man

  • @IvonRocks15
    @IvonRocks15 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I died😂😂💜

  • @parisparisxoxo
    @parisparisxoxo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “I’m not bob the builder” 😂😂😂

  • @CornJis
    @CornJis 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Omg this chanel is such a floop you deserve better bby

  • @joemirodriguez4940
    @joemirodriguez4940 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    The thing is i've actually done something similar to this so #weareallashley

  • @Nadina96
    @Nadina96 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    honeyyyyy omg

  • @nicolewilliams5438
    @nicolewilliams5438 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ashley. Girl. Just make a video of you fixing your car window so tht u can write tht off as a work tax and get ur money back

  • @daryltheborracho5276
    @daryltheborracho5276 6 ปีที่แล้ว

  • @cindy14loveU
    @cindy14loveU 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Girlllll yasss lmaooo

  • @spacehyun
    @spacehyun 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Honestly this is shit that would happen to me

  • @betonyuna
    @betonyuna 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Handy *MANNY
    I still love you, my beautiful precious wife who I absolutely adore and appreciate more than words can describe.

  • @Joek723
    @Joek723 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    13:00 = me

  • @littleq.7522
    @littleq.7522 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    hi mom

  • @jazzc.5891
    @jazzc.5891 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    story: it's still the middle of winter where i live. a few weeks ago, i'm with my friend (let's call her Isha) and her brother (let's call him Shawn). shawn's driving and his smart ass decides to drift. keep in mind, he doesn't have winter tires on his car, the road has inches of ice, and he hasn't had a license for that long. we lose control, hit a snowbank, shawn tries to reverse the car, it doesn't work, and we realize we're fucked. so isha and i get out of the car and push it while shawn tries to reverse but his wheels can't get any traction. we're at this for half an hour before another dude with a pickup pulls over. this guy has like, an entire house in the back of his truck. he pulls out THREE whole ass shovels, hands one to each of us and we get shovelling. the tires still can't get any traction. this other guy pulls over, he tries to help, doesn't work. the first guy pulls coffee out of his car and we take a break and it's been an hour now and we're still here. fINALLY, dude number 2 remembers that he has a chain in the back of his car. he ties it to dude number one's truck and after a little bit, the car is finally out of the snowbank but the back fender has popped off. it was wild.

  • @PeytonTheo
    @PeytonTheo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    poor Tedd 🙁🙁😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @angeliegrajo7724
    @angeliegrajo7724 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    If I were you I could've just break the back door instead of the car window

  • @mohibullahawan3001
    @mohibullahawan3001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ashley having Daddy Issues for 13 minutes straight.

  • @CalebDix
    @CalebDix 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I locked my keys in my car one time 2 months later after this video went up and after I got my license at 21 years old because nobody would take me to the dmv, anywho so I locked myself out of my car so I had to call a locksmith and pay him $65 dollars to unlock my car and I had to pay him cash and I didn’t have cash on me so I had to go inside the store I was already at and get cash back from the register and right after I paid him I called my mom to tell her what happened only for her to tell me my phone has roadside assistance! 🤦🏼 so the whole time I could’ve called roadside assistance and not pay 65 dollars to get my car unlocked because my moms phone plan which I’m on comes with roadside assistance! So yeah that’s my experience with that

  • @littleq.7522
    @littleq.7522 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    listen Internet mom, how tf does this happen to and only you??? you need some love tbh

  • @carolperry7695
    @carolperry7695 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    If I leave the house I leave the back door unlocked.

  • @olzy02
    @olzy02 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’m not even old enough to drive yet I relate. (Listen to dirt by Emma blackery) also milo is me... do I just relate to everything?!? (Do you like that sneaky promo? It isn’t sneaky at all but it’s as good as it’ll get)