I travel a lot for my job, you know. And... Yeah I do, I go to many airports and, there's a lot of things to experience that I really think is kinda dumb with airports. And that I think we can all agree on, there's expensive baguettes, long queues, groping in the security control- and not just groping, but now I feel like they're being so polite about it that it's just disturbing! Like you hear *beep* "well, here's just a completely random control..." they don't say "I just have to check you", they say, "can I have a look at your pants?" and then they come with the world's longest fingers, like these long ass ET fingers with eye contact, "you have nothing in your pants" no thanks, I know! I know! There's nothing in my pants. But then I think the worst part about airports, that's all the kids. You ever notice that? There's a whole lot more kids on the airport than in society in general. And NOBODY takes care of them! It's like some outdoors kindergarten gotten completely out of hand! It's like some Lord of Flies scenario because like, When parents enter the airport they are just happy to get abroad that like, they travel down to Antalya with 7-8 kids and they land there with 3-4 and they're like, "a little loss you gotta have, let's go to the pool". And I imagine that like, you parents have so much to do at the airport so that immediately after getting through security, you're straight towards Taxfree and you're like "we gotta get some gummies, and cigarettes too, I know there are cigarettes in Turkey but they're cheaper here!" And the kids are 50 gates away, right? Because they run with all their being. And I'm sitting there traveling alone, right? And I hear the kids coming, long before I even see them, I hear like,"...aAa..." "...hAhAhAhahah..." like some 50 kilo horse-fly charging at you! "aaAAYAYYAYyy..." and often times I'm sitting alone, right, and these kids always come over to me like, "hehehehihih... What are you reeeading?" "Well, I'm reading a pretty exciting novel by Jørn Li-" "DON'T WANNA HEAR IT, HAHAHAH" and then I always get very annoyed, I get annoyed at these parents, but then again I'm a very conflict-shy guy, I just can't tell them. The longest I can stretch myself is, *fake smile* "hehe... They're not that annoying." that's the long- that's the best I can do! I've noticed that parents at the airports, when they are finally tired of the kids, they don't start being a LITTLE bit strict, because parents are so pressured at the airport that they go from 0 to 100. Like, they immediately go full Guantanamo strict! So like when they first see their kids running around like "aaAAaa" they're like "Kent-Andre, get OVER HERE AND SIT DOWN!" And then they do what I like to call the Grip of Death, where they take that velociraptor thumb in under the muscle in their forearm, and that's the worst pain that kid has felt in all his life! Like they look like they don't even recognize their momma and daddy! They just look up at them like, "Papaa! Papaaa!" and that I enjoy so fucking much! And then, even then, I don't want to gloat or whatever, but I can stretch myself to "he heh... They grow up so fast?" and I've experienced this so many times, like rabid kids at the airport, and there it's okay to be strict as shit and like, grab hold of them and, use straps and harness to get them aboard the plane, and then I think how easy would it be to kidnap kids at the airport? Nobody would care! If some kid was running down the aisle like "aaah! You're not my daddy!" and then some big man coming behind him in a trench coat and with long wet hair and slippers like "hEhEh iLl Be yOur DaDdY nOw!!" Still I would just sit there and be like "they're not that annoying"
men de skriker sånn, mens du prøver bare å sitte stille i setet ditt og spise de dyre baguettene også hører du to unger som skriker to seter bak deg og sparker i setene. helt forferdelig
"Litt svinn må vi regne med" :P
nå er det ut å bade
Kent Andre! ...Nå KOMMER DU HER Å SETTER DEG!!!!!!! hahaha ler meg ihjel 😂😂😉😉
Det er fantastisk
"Velociraptor grepet" true that
Victor Huseby uff kjenner til den
DADDY hvem gjør ikke det xD
@@thebestfrenchfry4096 det er helt for jævli
Dødsgrepet*
Haaaaaaaaaaaaa Haaaaaaaaaaaaa Haaaaaaaa
Helt genialt!! Ler så jeg griner
"hahaha jeg blir pappaen din nå xD"
Dette er den beste komikeren som finnes! Morsomste jeg har sett!
Anders Tiller nei.
En av de bedre i Norge da.
The best
Da har du sett lite😂 finnes ikke en morsom norsk komiker
@@chriss881000 ok
50 kg klegg 😂😂
ler så jeg ikke får puste!XD 2:52
Et ord (Army) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ARMYYYYY
ÆÆÆÆÆ.........HAHAHAHA.......ÆÆÆÆÆÆ
Kent andre NÅ KOMMER DU SETTER DEG!
haha beste komikeren ! :)
Det gjør så vondt å le (har influensa) men fy søren det er morsomt!
Tror jeg har sett den her 5 ganger på et DØGN . Haha
Is dat a JoJo's refrence?
Same
Hva faen...
Viktig å tørke seg mye under nesa. Vil jo ikke at kokainen skal renne ut😂
Råbra!
Er 5 gang jeg ser denne vid. Ler like mye hver gang
Komiker av høy klasse!👌
Råbra komikeren
Kent Andre, nÅ KOMMER DU HER Å SETTER DEG!!! Hahaha
I dont even understand A WORD of this language
@Free its still funny tho
@@macrepe4219 haha, can't you just turn on the subtitles or something?😂
Wery bad 4:34
0:47 😂🤣😂🤣😂hahah en av mine favoritt komikere
i’m jealous of their laugh😩 i need an english version :(
I travel a lot for my job, you know. And... Yeah I do, I go to many airports and, there's a lot of things to experience that I really think is kinda dumb with airports. And that I think we can all agree on, there's expensive baguettes, long queues, groping in the security control- and not just groping, but now I feel like they're being so polite about it that it's just disturbing! Like you hear *beep* "well, here's just a completely random control..." they don't say "I just have to check you", they say, "can I have a look at your pants?" and then they come with the world's longest fingers, like these long ass ET fingers with eye contact, "you have nothing in your pants" no thanks, I know! I know! There's nothing in my pants. But then I think the worst part about airports, that's all the kids. You ever notice that? There's a whole lot more kids on the airport than in society in general. And NOBODY takes care of them! It's like some outdoors kindergarten gotten completely out of hand! It's like some Lord of Flies scenario because like, When parents enter the airport they are just happy to get abroad that like, they travel down to Antalya with 7-8 kids and they land there with 3-4 and they're like, "a little loss you gotta have, let's go to the pool". And I imagine that like, you parents have so much to do at the airport so that immediately after getting through security, you're straight towards Taxfree and you're like "we gotta get some gummies, and cigarettes too, I know there are cigarettes in Turkey but they're cheaper here!" And the kids are 50 gates away, right? Because they run with all their being. And I'm sitting there traveling alone, right? And I hear the kids coming, long before I even see them, I hear like,"...aAa..." "...hAhAhAhahah..." like some 50 kilo horse-fly charging at you! "aaAAYAYYAYyy..." and often times I'm sitting alone, right, and these kids always come over to me like, "hehehehihih... What are you reeeading?" "Well, I'm reading a pretty exciting novel by Jørn Li-" "DON'T WANNA HEAR IT, HAHAHAH" and then I always get very annoyed, I get annoyed at these parents, but then again I'm a very conflict-shy guy, I just can't tell them. The longest I can stretch myself is, *fake smile* "hehe... They're not that annoying." that's the long- that's the best I can do! I've noticed that parents at the airports, when they are finally tired of the kids, they don't start being a LITTLE bit strict, because parents are so pressured at the airport that they go from 0 to 100. Like, they immediately go full Guantanamo strict! So like when they first see their kids running around like "aaAAaa" they're like "Kent-Andre, get OVER HERE AND SIT DOWN!" And then they do what I like to call the Grip of Death, where they take that velociraptor thumb in under the muscle in their forearm, and that's the worst pain that kid has felt in all his life! Like they look like they don't even recognize their momma and daddy! They just look up at them like, "Papaa! Papaaa!" and that I enjoy so fucking much! And then, even then, I don't want to gloat or whatever, but I can stretch myself to "he heh... They grow up so fast?" and I've experienced this so many times, like rabid kids at the airport, and there it's okay to be strict as shit and like, grab hold of them and, use straps and harness to get them aboard the plane, and then I think how easy would it be to kidnap kids at the airport? Nobody would care! If some kid was running down the aisle like "aaah! You're not my daddy!" and then some big man coming behind him in a trench coat and with long wet hair and slippers like "hEhEh iLl Be yOur DaDdY nOw!!" Still I would just sit there and be like "they're not that annoying"
Haaaaaaaa Haaaaaaaa NORWEGIAN 2 KNOW N UUUUUUUUUU 2 FIND OUT NORWAY 88-0 😉😉😉😉😉 😀😃🙂🙃😊😇😀😃
Lag flere show, christian. Du er den morsomste jeg har sett på latter.
Kan jeg kjekke bokselinningen din? O.O
MikkelAndSaib Bukse*
Hvor dumme er unger nå for tiden..
Det er lige så morsomt som norsk fodbold.
Unger på flyplasser og i fly har aldri plaget meg. Tvert i mot har de ofte vært med på å berike flyturen.
men de skriker sånn, mens du prøver bare å sitte stille i setet ditt og spise de dyre baguettene også hører du to unger som skriker to seter bak deg og sparker i setene. helt forferdelig
1:56 hahah
Terningkast 600.000.000.000 UTEN TVIL
Så denne på en flyplass selv faen meg dør😂😂😂😂
Det e så mange små unga som spør kem e du. Syns det e så irriterende
Undervurder komiker...
Mikkelsen leverer harde fakta!
Hæhæ jeg blir pappaen din nå!!!😂😂😂
1:46+ = knall!
Hva er det du leser? Jo jg leser en av roman Jørn lie . Vi'kke høre d hiiiiiiiiii hiiiiiiiii hiiiiiiii
Verdens lengste fingre E.T FINGRE!!!!!
dette var gull
Quantanamo streng Haaaaaaaa haaaaaaa paaaappaaaa da koser jg mg så jævlig!
Da er det klart for kommentarfeltet hvor alle skal skrive i tekst hva de akkurat har sett.
1:49
50 kg klegg Haaaaaaaa haaaaaaa haaaaaaa Haaaaaaaa
50 kg klegg Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
😂😂😂😂👍👍👍
Det er noe av det beste jeg har sett
100 pds MOSQUITO =KIDS
DE BLIR FORT VOKSNE..HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HEEEEEEE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE de blir fort store...
Jeg lå på gulvet og rullet i latter av denne
Wow
Karn er valium as😂😂😂
Plager ikke meg
Phat si-io
Verdens beste komiker😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
lool
?
Øl er særdeles viktig på show som dette :)
Ole
så bra!! :)
Bruh
Hahhaa, legende
3:09 takk meg senere😉
I
fy faen hahahahahah
Jeg tror ikke Christian noen gang har sett en flyplass
🙊
haha
Christian Mikkelsen er meget undervurdert. "D e lættis" er Louis C K nivå. Sett den sikkert 40 ganger.
Kokain Mikkelsen.
Tyrkia❤️❤️
husker ikke at han var så tjukk.
Vil ikke akkurat kalle the tjukk
Vikke høre det heeeeeeeeeeeee heeeeeeeeeeeee
50 kg klegg