@@Silva-avliSI think the idea was that if you refuse he'd "get ya" by saying something along the lines of "you deserve to be in hell because you valued your own salvation above another's"
It did. The point was that he made zach choose the obvious option thinking he had it figured out, then Lyle reversed it the same way zach did showing zach how silly he was being. @@Silva-avliS
@JackWrath3.. Are you referring to OneyPlays, OneyNG, OneySephiroth or OneysVideoHole? You'll have to be kiiinda specific for the A.I. that I programmed.
this explains his off color pesticide rant about causing the famine and plague and complete annihilation of an entire ecosystem just because he didn't want pests on his property
I'm just imagining Chris and Tomar arguing in front of the gates of heaven with a frat dude angel while Lyle is just standing silently with a wiggling rat tail poking out of his mouth.
Tomar singing "I love killing spiders" at 2:23 to the tune of "little girls" by Oingo Boingo really cements him as a terrible person and is his subconscious trying to convey his previous actions and war crimes to the viewers.
12:17 I love how Zach just keeps doubling down and saying the opposite of everything Tomar says, especially love the "Everyone except for Tomar eats the hamster" then proceeds to describe Tomar eating the hamster lol
@Jack Wrath But Chris is from the Old Guard of TH-cam, you know, like before you were born. Chris doesn't even need to joke, he can just make monkey noises and we love him more. You can't compete with that.
I'd like to think Zack's two hypotheticals about eating the mouse happened right after the other. You ate the mouse and "guy who's not Peter" was like "Haha! You weren't supposed to eat the mouse, you go to hell now!" Then when you get to hell, Satan's like "Hey, you don't want to go to hell? Just eat this hamster." lol
@Jack Wrath I think you should spend your time working on your "content" instead of copy pasting the same comment over and over again. At least make it a creative exercise and try writing something unique for each reply. I could teach you how to do that
Whats funny about hypotheticals on this channel is that not only do they start on the weirdest foot forward, but they've gaslit each other so much that they have to try and force each other to even play along so they don't get tricked somehow, which somehow makes even more comedy.
"I really don't think your ability in chess is based on your iq" tomar mused, recalling the countless people he had tricked out of their souls in chess games
Wow. It really sounded like they were getting mad at each other during that mouse scenario. I think I heard the rest of them start to get nervous when Tomar started hulking out. I really hope this isn’t the end of oneyplays 😥
It was bound to happen eventually. The emeralds take their toll on a mortals body and the consuming power has unfortunately worn down tomar. It's only a matter of time now before he has become completely corrupted and rage engulfs him. Such a shame he was a nice boy.
Same energy, sure, but exactly like cory? No man, Tomar actually was coherent and had a point he was expressing without being wrong in a handful of other unrelated ways while actually feeling like a real joke was involved, rather than somebody I wish would shut the fuck up.
someone else made the comment somewhere else, but I love how Zach makes everyone think, no matter what in his hypotheticals regardless of what they pick to always be the wrong choice
This is the episode that Tomas realized that he had a higher calling above mouse hypotheticals and went on a rampage the likes of which the world had never seen
love the image of Tomar angrily berating the situation. Just picturing the purgatory guard just throwing the towel in going "okay fine! Fuck, go into heaven, fuck"
I'm more than halfway through the episode and for the first time ever I have to rewatch the entire thing to understand it. This episode is the chaos I've missed
Canada has made significant contributions to the aerospace industry. Most famously, the Canadarm, which has been extensively used for the construction and maintenance of the ISS.
Im glad I found someone in the comments section who knew the truth about this, but their argument about it was hilarious. I just wish Tomar had mentioned the Canadarm while googling and then theyd make jokes about Canada leg and Canada feet and Canada head etc or Lyle would want to arm wrestle the Canadarm.
I feel like the mouse test at the pearly gates would be a good indicator of how much you value a life. I think the right answer would be to take the mouse but not eat it to guide the spirit to the afterlife.
The fact that none of them would eat the mouse to get into heaven, but then instantly afterwards say they'd eat an entire chimp to become slightly more intelligent. This blows my freakin mind.
I for one believe Zachs hypothetical to be quite exceptional, the alluring juxtaposition and subversion of expectations, having to devour a living being as a trial of morality in order to gain entrance into heaven despite all we know about the mythos surrounding it. It presents a decent quandary about whether or not you personally in this moment of most definite confusion and desperation would take the life of an innocent living creature for self preservation, without even knowing the certainty of your situation. It sounds like a silly little question for laughs but I truly think Zach is the smartest one among us.
This is the quintessential Oneyplays episode. Since this episode came out, if I ever happen to introduce someone to this channel, I always show them this video first. It perfectly encapsulates the nature of the channel.
1:06 "Id start an evil army of the undead, i guess.. " 1:40 "Martin TH-cam King" two important quotes that i almost forgot due to the later mouse questions
I finally got Noita after seeing it on this channel a bunch in the past and now that I've played it a bunch, it's wild to me how much I've seen Chris play this game and don't know if he knows even 10% of the stuff there is in the game. Like there's a billion secrets they've never mentioned a single thing about in all the Noita videos. Crazy.
Hey guys! I just wanted to tell you how AWESOME it is that you do this show, I'm from Canada so it takes a bit with my 30 kbs internets but I am looking forward to the video once it buffers
I love how they argued about the increase of IQ points saying its not enough when Zach brough the hypothetical up during the Avengers gameplay, but now everyone seems to agree now that Lyle is in the room. hmm, how interesting
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"The One Where Everyone Finally Stands Up To Zach"
Just push him over once and his massive shnozz will keep him from getting up again
They tried but he deflected them with his pecs
IM NOT AFRAID OF YOUUUUUU
@@deece1482 COME ONNN COME GET ME
They should start titling every episode of oneplays like it’s an episode of ‘friends’
I like that almost all of Zach's hypotheticals include him trying to convince/force everyone to take the only option he fleshed out the bit for.
@Jack Wrath But Chris doesn't compete to be funny tho...
@@pyrotechnick420 yeah oney plays
it's also always about IQ points
@JackWrath3..bro i seen you before and it’s just sad that you gotta put someone else (presumably someone you look up to) down to prop yourself up
@@pyrotechnick420 that's what makes him so lovable
"you're fucking saying saint peter burger andys you?" might be the best sentence ever constructed
thats where putin was born
zach makes up hypothetical rules like a kid on the playground
Such a perfect analogy holy shit lol
Jesus Christ that's great
And we love him for it
"It was a different God"
"nuh-uh I deflected it"
The amount of panic in Zach's voice when he got the hypothetical turned around on him was hilarious.
lyles hypothetical doesnt make any sense tho, its just the exact opposite of zachs
@@Silva-avliSand zachs did make sense?
@@Silva-avliSI think the idea was that if you refuse he'd "get ya" by saying something along the lines of "you deserve to be in hell because you valued your own salvation above another's"
It did. The point was that he made zach choose the obvious option thinking he had it figured out, then Lyle reversed it the same way zach did showing zach how silly he was being. @@Silva-avliS
I love how Linkara came in just to ask a genuine question in the first ten seconds
He came to protect the boys from TH-cam's censors. Praise be the Light Bringer!
@Jack Wrath Oney doesn't make content tho...
@@pyrotechnick420 yeah oney plays
@Jack Wrath Who is oney? This is oneyplays
@JackWrath3.. Are you referring to OneyPlays, OneyNG, OneySephiroth or OneysVideoHole? You'll have to be kiiinda specific for the A.I. that I programmed.
Tomar angrily yelling "I WOULD EAT THE MOUSE! IT'S A STUPID MOUSE!" is something i didn't know i needed
this explains his off color pesticide rant about causing the famine and plague and complete annihilation of an entire ecosystem just because he didn't want pests on his property
he’s a proud cat dad for sure
Tomar went to hell because the mouse wasn't kosher
@Jack Wrath yeah but oney plays
truly a mask-off moment...
I'm just imagining Chris and Tomar arguing in front of the gates of heaven with a frat dude angel while Lyle is just standing silently with a wiggling rat tail poking out of his mouth.
frat dude angel also has a suspiciously large nose and nasally voice
Wish someone would animate this
He pats his mouth with a handkerchief.
Fratguys of heaven season two “gearheads of Nazareth”
In theology this is known as “Hadel’s Wager”.
They climb up Jacob's ladder to get there
this hypothetical is tearing this family apart
This is worse than the time we found that banana that could predict natural disasters.
@@jcrosenkreuz5213 Banana Watson 🍌
this hypothetical is zach's tiny hitler
@@jcrosenkreuz5213 pls bless me with reminding which episode that's from
@@jcrosenkreuz5213 that's my favorite cutaway
6:31 is the most "nervous anime protagonist boy with single comically large sweat drop down his face" laugh Zach has ever produced
I've heard every sound imaginable come out from that man's throat, but this is the first time I've think him cute
Zachs hypotheticals are just Oneyplay's cutaway gags
Damn. You're right.
This is worse then the time we got stuck in heaven and got asked by Saint Peter if we'd eat a mouse to not go to hell
We're approaching the singularity. Brace.
I hate that you're right
I wish you wouldn’t have said this
Tomar singing "I love killing spiders" at 2:23 to the tune of "little girls" by Oingo Boingo really cements him as a terrible person and is his subconscious trying to convey his previous actions and war crimes to the viewers.
erm that oingo boingo song is satire..., that being said, tomar has been seen driving around skid row looking for “undesirables” to “make disappear”
12:17 I love how Zach just keeps doubling down and saying the opposite of everything Tomar says, especially love the "Everyone except for Tomar eats the hamster" then proceeds to describe Tomar eating the hamster lol
Zach has come full circle to the gibbon mind hypothetical
@Jack Wrath But Chris is from the Old Guard of TH-cam, you know, like before you were born. Chris doesn't even need to joke, he can just make monkey noises and we love him more. You can't compete with that.
@Jack Wrath your parents had you for tax purposes
Elaborate.
@@EnwardJim look up their playthrough of Jeff where they talk about the gibbon they terrorized
@Jack Wrath MS paint lookin ass
"I live a whole life, and whether I get into heaven or not is this one stupid mouse scenario?" It's like Mass Effect 3 all over again
There's not a lot in this world that excites me as much as a new OneyPlays episode with Zach on the thumbnail and "mouse" in the title.
The Mouse Hypothetical had Tomar the most heated I've ever heard him. Almost started channeling a Cory rant.
I'd like to think Zack's two hypotheticals about eating the mouse happened right after the other. You ate the mouse and "guy who's not Peter" was like "Haha! You weren't supposed to eat the mouse, you go to hell now!" Then when you get to hell, Satan's like "Hey, you don't want to go to hell? Just eat this hamster." lol
Wtf this comment broke me lmao
This is one of the best Oneyplays episodes in years. Pure schizophrenic hypotheticals from back to front.
@Jack Wrath I think you should spend your time working on your "content" instead of copy pasting the same comment over and over again. At least make it a creative exercise and try writing something unique for each reply. I could teach you how to do that
@@pyrotechnick420 you need to just ignore people who do this, all they're looking for is attention
@@pyrotechnick420 If you see people doing that, just flag them for unwanted commercial content / spam and move on.
@@Khornecussion No way, that's what everyone else does. I much prefer to engage these people, I want to know what makes them tick lol
@@whateveryasaypal5022 Ok so everyone is already doing an excellent job of ignoring this guy. But I don't follow social norms LOL
Whats funny about hypotheticals on this channel is that not only do they start on the weirdest foot forward, but they've gaslit each other so much that they have to try and force each other to even play along so they don't get tricked somehow, which somehow makes even more comedy.
Tomar was so determined to not fold that by the time he DID fold, he somehow made himself seem worse lmao
I heard that when you die Zack is waiting at the gates of Heaven and gives you a hypothetical
And forces you to eat a hypothetical mouse!
Holy shit the sides of my head hurt from laughing. That Mouse Test will definitely see the light of a future compilation.
@Jack Wrath i'll sub once you have a prolapse compilation
Can't wait for the mouse compilation
the sides of your head? homie thats a brain tumor
This is pure degeneracy
@@flxsemi put me in the comp :D
Lyle was not the kidding, Hedgehog Stew is an absolute earworm, that damn synth line is so addicting.
s-s-s-s-s squad!
Ares-s-s-s-s-st him!
@@Jefferu_Nintendomoto Get your gears in gear, slowpoke!
@@anonymouslucario285 I'm gettin'! I'm gettin'!
@@Disambiguous it's working! It's working! My sneaky scheme is working!
ITS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME, BEFORE THAT HEDGHEHOGS MINE
You're damned if ya do you're damned if ya don't 😔
I love that you watch Oneyplays because that means the picture of you and Charlie crying over the death of the queen is one step closer to being canon
Get back to work you beautiful smooth headed man
It's a mouse-eat-mouse world, man
Well said
In 2024 the mouse hypothetical will be real
Ironically, this the most sane hypothetical session they've ever had.
I never thought Hedgehog Stew would be the breakout tune, I was sure it was gonna be Win the Race!
love the song!
I'm partial to "what'll it be?" Myself. Unless we are expanding it beyond sonic ytpmv, in which case "objection funk" is god-tier
Dude I've been waiting so long for someone to mention iteachvader on this channel. I think they would love your YTPs, the Robotnik series especially.
Skydiving is clearly the boppinest
iteachvader mentioned, big ups
A day in hamster hell is better than an eternity in human heaven. This is the true lesson of mouse purgatory.
Finally Zach is being called out on his loaded hypotheticals.
It's about time he finally got *put in his place.*
6:25 the gang stands up to the class bully
"I really don't think your ability in chess is based on your iq" tomar mused, recalling the countless people he had tricked out of their souls in chess games
Every Zach hypothetical is a Goosebumps choose your own adventure book and everyone answers with their thumb on the previous page to fall back to
Zach bullying Tomar into eating the mouse reminds me of the baptism scene in There Will Be Blood
Wow. It really sounded like they were getting mad at each other during that mouse scenario. I think I heard the rest of them start to get nervous when Tomar started hulking out. I really hope this isn’t the end of oneyplays 😥
It was bound to happen eventually. The emeralds take their toll on a mortals body and the consuming power has unfortunately worn down tomar.
It's only a matter of time now before he has become completely corrupted and rage engulfs him.
Such a shame he was a nice boy.
Dude.....did you see that video bowblax made before he privated it? 😔......really messed up i thought these guys were family
You can tell there’s lots of mouse drama behind the scenes
@@joshuahughes4704 oh yeah. If this is the mouse drama we’re hearing while recording I can only imagine it’s way worse behind the scenes
it's definitely the end of Zach's shin bones when Tomar uses them as toothpicks later after his mouse dinner
Zack went full AI Dungeon mode when he got to the hamster
I wish to someday feel as thrilled about life as Lyle feels about the prospect of eating an innocent dolphin...
There's no such thing as an innocent dolphin. The sooner you figure that out the better you'll be kid.
Dolphins are notorious s*x pests
@@PALACIO254 Fuck I love the phrase sex pest
Dolphins are just as fucked up as humans and chimps if not more
@@A_Black_Sheep94 *clicking intensifies*
These are the kind of hard hitting hypotheticals that gave Zach his title " The Hyperthetical. "
Honestly I want Noita videos every week. Just make it a reoccurring series and I'll mainline that shit
Man, I didn't picture myself making hedgehog stew today but, look, there it is.
In the afternoon?
At this hour?
If it's the last thing I do..
I'm gonna get that blue cartoon!
one of the most incomprehensible episodes to date good job guys!!
It's pretty rare that we hear Tomar rant exactly like Cory does
Except it's less autistic and more coherent
Rant-A-Wreck, Rant-A-Wreck!
Same energy, sure, but exactly like cory? No man, Tomar actually was coherent and had a point he was expressing without being wrong in a handful of other unrelated ways while actually feeling like a real joke was involved, rather than somebody I wish would shut the fuck up.
someone else made the comment somewhere else, but I love how Zach makes everyone think, no matter what in his hypotheticals regardless of what they pick to always be the wrong choice
Zach was and is the kid that changes the rules so he always wins.
a sleeper agent activated in my brain when lyle mentioned hedgehog stew and now its stuck in my head again
I don’t think I’ve ever heard an episode so chaotic in a while. Putting Dex to work with those Donkey Kong edits!
This is the episode that Tomas realized that he had a higher calling above mouse hypotheticals and went on a rampage the likes of which the world had never seen
"Go ahead, call HR." I think that stands for Heavenly Resources in this situation.
Tomar confusing Speedy Gonzales for Fievel Goes West is his greatest war crime.
Dude I got a weird sense of nostalgia from this episode. Really feels like old school sleepycabin
This feels like I'm listening to conversation between Peter, Cleveland, Quagmire, and Joe while having a few drinks at the Clam
6:31 is the sound of the mouse laughing at the guy who ate him going to Hell.
You know this hypothetical is gonna be wild if it's the title.
Lmao, they really didn't like the fact that Zach tricked them into eating a hypothetical mouse.
No one talking about Tomar singing the words ‘I love killing spiders’ over the tune of oingo boingo’s ‘I love little girls’ at 2:24 😳👀
Funny how tomar sees all of you as mindless thralls and only husks. You are all pawns in his game. He is taking advantage of the human condition
You’re also a pawn, we’re all pawns. Only purpose is to be used by the all powerful Tomar.
First 10 minutes are spent discussing the mouse issue. This is why Oney Plays is amazing.
cant wait for the animations of the mouse hypothetical
love the image of Tomar angrily berating the situation. Just picturing the purgatory guard just throwing the towel in going "okay fine! Fuck, go into heaven, fuck"
this whole video should be a premise for a smiling friends episode
the "peerpressure" bit was actually 100x funnier than the cool hwhip bit in family guy, take notes seth mcfartland
As a Canadian, can confirm. I'm so excited for my first dentist appointment at 27 years old.
Tomar reacts to Zachs changing hypothetical as if it is really happening to him and Zach isnt just changing the situation to piss him off.
I'm more than halfway through the episode and for the first time ever I have to rewatch the entire thing to understand it. This episode is the chaos I've missed
Canada has made significant contributions to the aerospace industry. Most famously, the Canadarm, which has been extensively used for the construction and maintenance of the ISS.
Preemptive "🤓🤓"
Im glad I found someone in the comments section who knew the truth about this, but their argument about it was hilarious. I just wish Tomar had mentioned the Canadarm while googling and then theyd make jokes about Canada leg and Canada feet and Canada head etc or Lyle would want to arm wrestle the Canadarm.
I feel like the mouse test at the pearly gates would be a good indicator of how much you value a life. I think the right answer would be to take the mouse but not eat it to guide the spirit to the afterlife.
The fact that none of them would eat the mouse to get into heaven, but then instantly afterwards say they'd eat an entire chimp to become slightly more intelligent. This blows my freakin mind.
the mouse thing isn't because they think it would be horrid, its because theyre afraid its a trap
I love how Tomar js slowly waking up, you can hear it in his voice. He will never be the same and shall in the end eat the mouse....
You can tell Zach is cooking Chris's brain from how he keeps using rain against the electricity dude. 13:00
I just watched Mouse Hunt on VHS last night and now I get this treat. The universe is looking out for me!
17:47
Somehow, I knew it was gonna be "Hedgehog Stew." That song has no business being as catchy as it is.
This ep had me in stitches! 🤣Great to see the crew gang up on Zach for his bullshit hypothetical this time around.
I for one believe Zachs hypothetical to be quite exceptional, the alluring juxtaposition and subversion of expectations, having to devour a living being as a trial of morality in order to gain entrance into heaven despite all we know about the mythos surrounding it. It presents a decent quandary about whether or not you personally in this moment of most definite confusion and desperation would take the life of an innocent living creature for self preservation, without even knowing the certainty of your situation.
It sounds like a silly little question for laughs but I truly think Zach is the smartest one among us.
iteachvader getting a boost. Was not expecting Lyle's musical tastes to be so premium.
My favorite part of this video is in the middle of all of the chaos Tomar is like “why does everyone keep saying it as peer PRESSure?”
This is the most anyone has ever pushed back on Zach with his hypotheticals.
16:44 Tomar goes full voice actor
Wow Zach got EXPOSED SO HARD for his hypothetical bullshit. I know it's called Lyle's Liquids but Lyle did a Solid right here
"SAINT PETER ANDY BURGERS ME???"
fucking comedy gold
This is the quintessential Oneyplays episode. Since this episode came out, if I ever happen to introduce someone to this channel, I always show them this video first. It perfectly encapsulates the nature of the channel.
Ironically the mouse hypothetical is very similar to an episode of The Twilight Zone
Is it the episode where a farmer isn’t allowed to bring his dog into “Heaven”?
@@Abdega I'll be honest, I don't remember the context of the hypothetical
Solid 10 minutes on a hypothetical. Amazing
1:06 "Id start an evil army of the undead, i guess.. "
1:40 "Martin TH-cam King"
two important quotes that i almost forgot due to the later mouse questions
Always love to see Oney on some Noita shit.
I can’t believe Tomar ate a mouse
I love how Cory called out Zach's hypothetical situations that he adds variables just so he can win.
I finally got Noita after seeing it on this channel a bunch in the past and now that I've played it a bunch, it's wild to me how much I've seen Chris play this game and don't know if he knows even 10% of the stuff there is in the game. Like there's a billion secrets they've never mentioned a single thing about in all the Noita videos. Crazy.
i genuinely mean it when i say i love when you guys collab. smiles and laughs the entire time; well done, boys!
Tomar predicting monkey pox in this episode all them mouse brains he digested unlocked his psychic abilities
“That’s so much more chimp to eat!”
19:10 Canadarm; one of the most promoted piece of tech on the space shuttles and ISS. Our new governor general is an astronaut as well.
This is top tier grade A oneyplays content. This is definitely going into a traumatizing Tomar compilation.
10:01 Zach's brain had to reboot
The Mouse Hypothetical kinda stole the show, but 15:27 is probably my favorite moment
"That's so much more chimp to eat!" 15:08
Hey guys! I just wanted to tell you how AWESOME it is that you do this show, I'm from Canada so it takes a bit with my 30 kbs internets but I am looking forward to the video once it buffers
ive never heard such a feedback loop of a conversation going on for maybe 30 seconds let alone 5 minutes on that last part
Tomar is completely right, I have no idea why they said peer PRESSure and not PEER pressure.
I love everyone pushing back on Zach's bait and switch.
I love how they argued about the increase of IQ points saying its not enough when Zach brough the hypothetical up during the Avengers gameplay, but now everyone seems to agree now that Lyle is in the room.
hmm, how interesting
They learned their lesson when they realized they fundamentally didn't understand IQ and it stuck in their craw, that or they completely forgot
I felt my fingoria tingle with glee the moment I read "hypothetical" in the title.