6:46 Now I'm just picturing Chilled trying to get rid of the evidence that he killed Bolshevik by throwing him out of a second-story window as hard as he could.
It's like he just is sipping like a 48 oz sofa or some shit then just quietly snap its neck and chucks him out the window before Jess comes in the room
If Chilled chooses the long distance (so long that the blood line connection is almost non existent) cousin then he is in the clear. If we wish to think deep here we are all cousins cause in the beginning there had to have been two!
I don't put toilet paper on the seat. I get a wad of toilet paper wet and put soap on it, and just wipe it down until it's squeaky clean. Then I have no problems with it at all. Takes a little more time but it's less worries, and the next person who uses it would probably appreciate it too. Also, who takes a shit at Wal-mart? The people who work there, like myself.
You spent 1/4 of this video evaluating the choices of either making out with a cousin or wearing cutoff shorts for the rest of your life. Frankly, i find that amazing.
I also dont put toilet paper on ths seat since if it has an std on it already put toilet paper down wont help since you have to put the toilet paper on the seat into the bowl lol
Now hold on a second. When it comes to cousin, does it have to be blood related? What if you have a step-aunt/step-uncle and they have at least one child. Would that be considered better? Like does a "step-cousin" count? Just askin.
Leo my cousin was born then her mom then married my dads brother after she divorced the dad so she is my cousin but not blood related so yes you can have a cousin who isn't blood related
As a lady, I can tell you any splashback is terrible. There are moments when a really big shit hits the water with a splash and your innermost part of thigh gets droplets of poop water. *shudder* It's not limited to public toilets either.
I like how you guys come to a conclusion first before just picking and moving on it’s like you guys talk about the answers like they were legitimate choices you had to make
I poop without putting paper on the seat. I wipe the seat, but the toilet paper actually keeps more bacteria on it (since its porous) than a hard plastic seat
Zatch Bell I believe the same, but there IS always a chance someone hasn't showered in days, someone pissed standing up and missed, or someone had, say, hemorrhoids. But I still can't be bothered to put down paper.
Demeter, Goddess of Wheat(Worst domain ever btw) 2nd born of the original 6. Her daughter married Hades after he kidnapped her (Charming). Demeter asked the titan of magic Hecate to light the way for her. Demeter’s daughter Persephone spends one third of the year with Hades, a second third with Demeter, and the last third for herself. It is thought that this is why crops don’t grow during the winter months Edit: Goddess of agriculture, not wheat
actually her daughter spends 6 months in hades an the other 6 on the world, hence when she travels to hades the trees start to die (autumn) followed by cold (winter) cause Demetra (the greek name) is in mourning, when she returns life rebirths (spring) followed by good weather (summer)
I want to point out a pair of jeans that have most of the legs cut off and ripped for the low price of $111(you could see it when chilled looked up cut-off shorts)
Zeroyalviking is like family to Chilledchaos. So in that tense has chilled already been performing acts of incest by hooking up Ze? This is one many questions scientists still can't answer.
Corey McClain it’s true Tp is porous and holds bacteria A hard plastic seat doesn’t Also there’s literally next to no chance of catching ANYTHING from a seat unless you have a open cut
If you assume that the outer-most layer of the toilet paper roll is clean, then that's your problem. I always throw the outer part of toilet paper immediately into the toilet, and then use the next layers of paper. Also if there is something on the seat that can harbor bacteria (e.g. small amounts of feces) the bacteria will transfer to you, and since you can't wash your ass cheeks off the bacteria can spread. At that point it very likely could spread to where you could get infected a number of different ways.
When I was younger I witnessed my guinea pig die to a dog, and that conversation and reenacting the noises of a dying guinea pig is highkey bringing back traumatic memories D:
I'm pretty sure Galm suggested he knew the answer to the "make out with your cousin" question because at some point Chilled told him a saucy tale about it at one point in his life :D
There is an incest app, it's for a specific country though I forgot which one though. Also someone call P.E.T.A. (Protection of Everything That Animals)
All I could think of when the toilet seat question came up was the scene from Ren and Stimpy in the house of next tuesday, where Ren uses the toilet seat warmer, and it turns out the the toilet seat warmer is just some burly guy who tells Ren "it be ready in 5 minutes".
FUNNY STORY INVOLVING THE FIRST QUESTION there was a girl in my school who was dating this guy and, because she is saving herself for marriage, they were just making out and shit bUT AFTER A COUPLE MONTHS THEY FOUND OUT THEY WERE COUSINS so yeah, make outs happen all the time and sometimes you accidentally make out with your cousin XD Edit: they ended up breaking up right away! fyi, they were like both disgusted and it was a big talk around our school, but no one (luckily) bullied them
Also real talk, putting TOILET PAPER ON THE SEATS IN PUBLIC RESTROOMS IS POINTLESS BECAUSE ITS JUST A WASTE OF TP AND A THINLY VEILED ATTEMPT AT BEING CLEAN...any time I tried I would go to side down and it would just slide off and I was just...fuck it, I don't do it anymore...but I also used to clean restrooms so I know that most places use good cleaning supplies and clean them often enough that it's not disgusting...DONT JUDGE ME Edit: also being a woman I guess they're cleaned more often than not? ALSO I WIPE THE SEAT DOWN BEFORE I SIT SO??
I dont put toiletpaper on the seat but I do take a fuck ton of toiletpaper and wipe the seat about 20 times before seating on it even if it is at my own home.
So this is where I say I don't put toilet paper down cause I don't find it gross because the dollar bill you have in your pocket was probably in multiple strippers g-strings are you going to stop using money
Also (according to my parents, no idea how reliable it is) it can be worse for you (and is obviously worse for the environment due to more paper being used.) *shrug* Id NEVER heard of doing that before.
With the toilet water that splashes back onto you, there are toilets in my school where they flush on there own, also while you're sitting on it, and the water will splash on you and it's the most uncomfortable thing
skoony would you believe me if I said its actually mostly states up north that allow first cousin marriage? And that most of the south states punish incest by sending both of them to jail? Just uh. Fyi. Its true.
Chilled, I am the sociopath who doesn't put toilet paper on a public toilet. I just...never got into that habit. It didn't matter to me. Cause if a bathroom was that dirty than I wasn't using it at all.
The phrase is "blood is thicker than water" but that's a shortened version of the phrase and as a result has reversed in meaning over time. The phrase now means family is more important than anything else. Originally, it went "the blood of the covenent is thicker than the water of the womb" meaning that the relationships you form in life among people outside your family (especially among comrades in arms, where it was used orignally IIRC) are stronger than family bonds.
I laughed like a fucking moron and a lunatic when they were talking about splashback. I was on a full train and at least 5 people noticed me trying to hold back that laugh.
I kept clicking out to check my youtube and it keeps making me rewatch ads and part of me hates it but at the same time I'm like "youre doing this to yourself"
6:46
Now I'm just picturing Chilled trying to get rid of the evidence that he killed Bolshevik by throwing him out of a second-story window as hard as he could.
Bolshevik can never die, he is immortal.
Say that to Lenin and Stalin.
It's like he just is sipping like a 48 oz sofa or some shit then just quietly snap its neck and chucks him out the window before Jess comes in the room
"YEET!"
“Is cousin incest?”- Chilled, 2017
Darth Guilder ...yes.
Eric D. “By your definition”- Also Chilled, 2017
Darth Guilder no
If Chilled chooses the long distance (so long that the blood line connection is almost non existent) cousin then he is in the clear.
If we wish to think deep here we are all cousins cause in the beginning there had to have been two!
hey man some people got hot cousins if you love eachother then fuck!! family just means you guys know eachother alot better feller...
I hope all of your cousins watch this video Chilled. I can imagine the next family reunion: "Hey cousin Tony! Can I get a pizza dat ass?"
Cousin Tony is in for a good time.
Lazy Ninja Christmas reunion is going to awkward, but I think of the mistletoe gain a pass
Lazy Ninja Chilled: They must have ordered the meat lovers. ;)
Lazy Ninja Pizza with EXTRA MEAT please
yep
I don't put toilet paper on the seat. I get a wad of toilet paper wet and put soap on it, and just wipe it down until it's squeaky clean. Then I have no problems with it at all. Takes a little more time but it's less worries, and the next person who uses it would probably appreciate it too.
Also, who takes a shit at Wal-mart? The people who work there, like myself.
coreynj OMG SAME
Boi I wipe the seat clean and cover it in toilet paper
Still not enough to get rid of the filth that is beyond our eyesight.
I don't do anything, I just sit.
coreynj hvu
You spent 1/4 of this video evaluating the choices of either making out with a cousin or wearing cutoff shorts for the rest of your life. Frankly, i find that amazing.
I never put toilet paper on the seat, I just wipe if I see some liquid on it, apparently I am a sociopath
Sans The Dog I wipe before and after, or ideal go home.
I also dont put toilet paper on ths seat since if it has an std on it already put toilet paper down wont help since you have to put the toilet paper on the seat into the bowl lol
Talesof Passion Not when you have a strand of paper that filters down into the water, so that when you flush you don’t have to touch anything.
I am with you. Sociopaths unite but if you die in a car crash then oh well
Same. But then again, I am a sociopath anyway.
Chilled’s family is going to have a different outlook on him
I just want to see chilled’s mom and dad react to all his videos
When you have a cousin that’s adopted so isn’t actually related
Darth Guilder Are you trying to justify incest?
LOOPHOLE
Genetic first cousin in NY is legal.
Sounds like a green light.
I think I just realized I might have had something...FUCK IDK WHAT TO THINK
I'm pretty sure marrying you cousin is legal in a few places. Even here in Australia!
StormShaun
What level of cousin is it?
Alabama
jthedog First cousins. Cue the banjos.
StormShaun my mom and dad are 4th cousins its legal I'm pretty sure
Its legal to marry your 1st cousin in Florida.
Now hold on a second. When it comes to cousin, does it have to be blood related? What if you have a step-aunt/step-uncle and they have at least one child. Would that be considered better? Like does a "step-cousin" count? Just askin.
Leo also it’s just kissing it’s not sex
Neglar I know, but still. If I did go with the kissing the cousin option, I'd rather kiss a cousin who's not blood-related (if I could).
Ah but what if the not blood related one is ugly, but the blood related cousin is 10/10?
Leo my cousin was born then her mom then married my dads brother after she divorced the dad so she is my cousin but not blood related so yes you can have a cousin who isn't blood related
also for that question after that what if you have no friends and already don't care about your family
Ummmm Chilled you know guinea pigs can live up to 12 years
Oh....this is awkward
Mine lived for 8 years Chilled...
Its ok you can buy a new one for like 60 bucks
fly crap omfg dude hahahahahaahhahaha
I mean, my older sister drop kicked a stuffed one, so I can easily see Guinea Football being a thing.
As a lady, I can tell you any splashback is terrible. There are moments when a really big shit hits the water with a splash and your innermost part of thigh gets droplets of poop water. *shudder* It's not limited to public toilets either.
Remilia Scarlet Devil I second this. Ughhhh. Worst feeling ever. So cold and gross. 😫
Remilia Scarlet Devil
Or even worse, when peeing you feel some splash you. And you know it's not water.
Wait do men have a different way to shit that does not involve splash back
Why not throw in a bit of toilet paper to soften the drop .-.
Am I really the only person who does this??
+Abbandoneer
When you have to shit, you go. There's no way I'm going to remember that .
You forgot to link John in the discription :/
I like how you guys come to a conclusion first before just picking and moving on it’s like you guys talk about the answers like they were legitimate choices you had to make
I poop without putting paper on the seat. I wipe the seat, but the toilet paper actually keeps more bacteria on it (since its porous) than a hard plastic seat
I do the very same.
Zatch Bell I believe the same, but there IS always a chance someone hasn't showered in days, someone pissed standing up and missed, or someone had, say, hemorrhoids. But I still can't be bothered to put down paper.
I squat. It's healthier and only my shoes get dirty.
I just spit and wipe the seat sometimes. That way it's my Bacteria thats all over the seat. Other times i just don't care
DEADLY SMURF thats uh not how that works unless you have fuckin lysol spit lol
Yes! Love these little random things like would you rather, Google feud, higher or lower etc
10:12 surprise John!
Demeter, Goddess of Wheat(Worst domain ever btw)
2nd born of the original 6. Her daughter married Hades after he kidnapped her (Charming).
Demeter asked the titan of magic Hecate to light the way for her. Demeter’s daughter Persephone spends one third of the year with Hades, a second third with Demeter, and the last third for herself. It is thought that this is why crops don’t grow during the winter months
Edit: Goddess of agriculture, not wheat
I'm pretty sure it was agriculture, not wheat
actually her daughter spends 6 months in hades an the other 6 on the world, hence when she travels to hades the trees start to die (autumn) followed by cold (winter) cause Demetra (the greek name) is in mourning, when she returns life rebirths (spring) followed by good weather (summer)
Okestrofakias it’s actually 9 months with Hades, 3 with her mom, just searched it up
commander peacekeeper I knew I had something wrong there, thanks for correcting me
Oh you think agriculture is the worst domain tell that to all the people that died when she caused a never-ending winter because she was depressed.
I love these random John phone calls. He's so much better when he's not on camera. I think it's because he gets nervous when he's recording.
This would you rather episode was about as offensive as many CAH games
I want to point out a pair of jeans that have most of the legs cut off and ripped for the low price of $111(you could see it when chilled looked up cut-off shorts)
Zeroyalviking is like family to Chilledchaos. So in that tense has chilled already been performing acts of incest by hooking up Ze? This is one many questions scientists still can't answer.
yess ssir its Luis I can lol.
Incest in a broad term means blood related. They aren't blood related which means, its not incest.
Dropp Kick yeah i know lol its just funny in that sense
About half of this is like a podcast of you guys debating toilet habits.
Yet, this is the quality content I subscribed for...keep up the good work!
I will “only” make out with my cousin if i “had to”
Me thinks the chilly doth protest too much
I love one on one videos with GaLm. He's such a fun personality
Chilled I’m telling Grandpa
Vito? Is that you?
CriousGamers (Chilled Chaos) no this is Patrick
egoarmyic wait. 2 things: one, you actually have a cuz named vito?
2. Patrick=related?
Chiled is vito an actual name?
I just thought I'd mention that I watched every single episode of katawa shoujo. I've been watching u since day one my dude. luv u.
Incest is wincest
I did not need a reminder of that.
THAT IS NOT WHERE I WANTED TO BE IN MY.LIFE, YET HERE I AM.
Thank, and liked, so more can suffer with me.
Incest is wincest, keep it in the family :3
clubpat54 put your uncle to the test
and wincest is *_da-best_*
I see you too are a man of culture.
Apparently putting toilet paper on the seat is dirtier than not using paper on the seat
LIES!!!!!
Corey McClain it’s true
Tp is porous and holds bacteria
A hard plastic seat doesn’t
Also there’s literally next to no chance of catching ANYTHING from a seat unless you have a open cut
If you assume that the outer-most layer of the toilet paper roll is clean, then that's your problem. I always throw the outer part of toilet paper immediately into the toilet, and then use the next layers of paper. Also if there is something on the seat that can harbor bacteria (e.g. small amounts of feces) the bacteria will transfer to you, and since you can't wash your ass cheeks off the bacteria can spread. At that point it very likely could spread to where you could get infected a number of different ways.
haven't laughed so much in ages :')
I loved galm in this video
I fuckin love galm man
Brandon Araya galm a real g saying that he die for chilled and the rest of the crew
Joel Ami i think he's an amazing person tbh (though his rage is also) nice
Basically
Wait, you put toliet paper on the seat?
Am i the only one that wipes the toilet seat before sitting on it?
Joshua Snapp no.
nope
Joshua Snapp ye
Loved how a would you rather turned into a long conversation about pooping in public yet I was entertained through all of it
God I love gaLm 😂😂
I love the amount of times Chilled calls John in a video. It’s hilarious XD
When I was younger I witnessed my guinea pig die to a dog, and that conversation and reenacting the noises of a dying guinea pig is highkey bringing back traumatic memories D:
3:23 favorite part of the video and chilled’s constant denial
I dont actually put toilot paper on the public bathroom seats
Are you actually Smarty, and are admitting the truth on a second account because you knew they were recording and didn't want to admit it then?!
I'm pretty sure Galm suggested he knew the answer to the "make out with your cousin" question because at some point Chilled told him a saucy tale about it at one point in his life :D
I have earned the title of 'sociopath' and all I had to do was be too lazy to put toilet paper on a toilet seat b/c I don't really care.
Everything is so much better with GaLm in it :3
I just sit down no paper... suck on that world
What about cousin by marriage?
KaitherBlood No.
I love the thumbnail xD
Chilled: "Hey GaLm, I just found out we're cousins!"
GaLm: "Uhh..."
Me: *Sees title, starts video*
Oh boy.
Chilled: "now, hold on."
Galm pauses for a moment.
I want to point out that chilled said choke a fish when they don't have necks 0.o
Well, you can choke a person with a pillow, and neck wouldn't be involved.
MrCh0o that would be asphyxiation which is cutting off air so they die from lack of oxygen while choking or strangling involves the neck
I love when Chilled calls Smarty asking weird questions omfg
Are we talking cousins related by blood or cousin in-law?
The assumption would be blood.
JPerryTV a cousin in law isn't incest sooo....
Does it really make it any less worse?
Will you and the derp crew be playing monster Hunter worlds I think alot of your subs would love seeing Aswel as you guys will damn love it
4:10 Jesus what kind of car are you guys riding that can carry 11 people?
Derp Chaos pretty sure the context is that there are 5 people that are a mix between close friends and family. Not 5 of each
1+5=11?
I'm pretty sure it meant a combination of friends or family that add up to five people, not five friends and also five family.
Or it could be he drove into the house where 5 close friends and 5 family members were... Still a car accident that he's responsible for
Clown car?
Its great to watch your daily vids while eating
Incest actually DOES vary based on culture.
Josh Burton it doesn't exist there
Josh Burton CRAWLING IN MY CRAWL
11:17 "i want to Meet the sociopath who doesn't, I want to know" *raises hand* here!
Personally, I dont put toilet paper on the seat in public bathrooms, but I wipe it down if its dirty. Calling me a sociopath Chilled?! :P
You're a mad man...
CriousGamers (Chilled Chaos) but chilly, im also italian
Ditto. Wipe it down if there’s anything on it, but don’t sit on toilet paper.
Love your videos btw they make my day and make laugh God Bless you keep it up
There is an incest app, it's for a specific country though I forgot which one though. Also someone call P.E.T.A. (Protection of Everything That Animals)
Now now Cyanide, we don't need to call PETA. Yet.
Iceland, and it’s specifically an app to prevent incest.
All I could think of when the toilet seat question came up was the scene from Ren and Stimpy in the house of next tuesday, where Ren uses the toilet seat warmer, and it turns out the the toilet seat warmer is just some burly guy who tells Ren "it be ready in 5 minutes".
So defensive with the first question.
hell yea, more award winning smiles from galm
FUNNY STORY INVOLVING THE FIRST QUESTION there was a girl in my school who was dating this guy and, because she is saving herself for marriage, they were just making out and shit bUT AFTER A COUPLE MONTHS THEY FOUND OUT THEY WERE COUSINS so yeah, make outs happen all the time and sometimes you accidentally make out with your cousin XD
Edit: they ended up breaking up right away! fyi, they were like both disgusted and it was a big talk around our school, but no one (luckily) bullied them
Also real talk, putting TOILET PAPER ON THE SEATS IN PUBLIC RESTROOMS IS POINTLESS BECAUSE ITS JUST A WASTE OF TP AND A THINLY VEILED ATTEMPT AT BEING CLEAN...any time I tried I would go to side down and it would just slide off and I was just...fuck it, I don't do it anymore...but I also used to clean restrooms so I know that most places use good cleaning supplies and clean them often enough that it's not disgusting...DONT JUDGE ME
Edit: also being a woman I guess they're cleaned more often than not? ALSO I WIPE THE SEAT DOWN BEFORE I SIT SO??
Is this one of those time when you say "i know this guy..." but its really you? Haha jk
Haha, nah, if it was me I'd be straight up. Shit happens, right? :'D
"You just snuffed out the Derp Crew, all of us"
Damnit gaLm
I dont put toiletpaper on the seat but I do take a fuck ton of toiletpaper and wipe the seat about 20 times before seating on it even if it is at my own home.
I like to watch. same!
I honestly thought Bolshevik was already dead. Good to know he still lives plotting to kill Chilled first.
I don't put paper down. Studies have shown it doesn't really do anything. So it's just a waste of time.
I'm laughing so hard at Chilled's existential crisis in the beginning 😂
So this is where I say I don't put toilet paper down cause I don't find it gross because the dollar bill you have in your pocket was probably in multiple strippers g-strings are you going to stop using money
Debit/credit cards yo. Haven’t seen paper currency in like a month.
Also (according to my parents, no idea how reliable it is) it can be worse for you (and is obviously worse for the environment due to more paper being used.) *shrug* Id NEVER heard of doing that before.
Yeah I don't think I know anyone who does that... I don't lol
Unless u run around Magic City picking up 1s off the floor, that's very unlikely. A LOT less likely than a toilet seat having ass germs
With the toilet water that splashes back onto you, there are toilets in my school where they flush on there own, also while you're sitting on it, and the water will splash on you and it's the most uncomfortable thing
0:38 You know making out with your cousins is not that bad...
Derp Chaos you must be from the south...
skoony would you believe me if I said its actually mostly states up north that allow first cousin marriage? And that most of the south states punish incest by sending both of them to jail?
Just uh. Fyi. Its true.
When i was in Canada they had some really nice stalls. no bottom gap, tall doors, no eye contact gap, and it even had its own vent for odors
wear something over the shorts
ReyDragons he can’t ever take them off. Ever take them off. Think about it.
Neglar I doubt they mean that serious literally never
Neglar but u can cut holes to pee and wear jeans over the shorts
ReyDragons Think about Tobias
Legion Panther I was waiting for someone to say this
God I love Galm, he's so entertaining to watch and he seems like a cool guy.
And wearing cut off shorts is not bad with being a male stripper...
But you can never take them off... NOT EVEN TO SHOWER!
85 year old male stripper... i think ill pass
Whenever I use a public restroom I put toilet paper over those gaps in the stalls. I saw it on American Dad and went "hmmm this would be wonderful"
I've actually kissed my cousin. Not bad considering she's hot and my age
I kissed a human
Besides possibility of birth defects, there's nothing purely wrong with incest unless you include humanity's weird moral system.
Hunter Aimone my brother fucked a dog
Mystical Ronin
Oh.
:|
CleoVonGem lol
"Be a vegetable and therefore a non-Living object"
Last I remember,Plants were living objects
It's games like this that really let you learn about your favorite TH-camr. Better than a Wikipedia page
Chilled "I'm not weird" spends roughly 2 minutes trying to make it not sound weird
"This just in, Chilled's family successfully distanced themselves from him after this video was leaked"
Chilled, I am the sociopath who doesn't put toilet paper on a public toilet. I just...never got into that habit. It didn't matter to me. Cause if a bathroom was that dirty than I wasn't using it at all.
They only answered three questions three but I laughed sooooo much I enjoy I click like
I loved this episode of Tangled Cords.
The phrase is "blood is thicker than water" but that's a shortened version of the phrase and as a result has reversed in meaning over time. The phrase now means family is more important than anything else. Originally, it went "the blood of the covenent is thicker than the water of the womb" meaning that the relationships you form in life among people outside your family (especially among comrades in arms, where it was used orignally IIRC) are stronger than family bonds.
I laughed like a fucking moron and a lunatic when they were talking about splashback.
I was on a full train and at least 5 people noticed me trying to hold back that laugh.
He makes me feel bad that I don't put paper on the seat
11:19 “I wanna meet the sociopath who doesn’t do this” Okay Chilled so when is your next fan meet up?
I like how 2 questions took up the entire video!
Same sans the dog
Plss make more like these be making me laugh like forever
First step in a public restroom: put toilet paper, but my answer would be locking the door
First 4 minutes of the video: Chilled tries to justify the act of kissing his cousin lol
We need fanart of Chilled choking out a fish. Now.
I like to imagine that all of Chilled's cousins watch his videos and are just really praying he isn't talking about them in particular
This episode was so relatable. I wonder how any of the women watching felt watching this.
The toilet conversations are far more interesting than most things I've watched.
Watching these two reasoning their answers is hilarious
This video turned into a 10 minute conversation about toilets and both rooms
I kept clicking out to check my youtube and it keeps making me rewatch ads and part of me hates it but at the same time I'm like "youre doing this to yourself"
Poor John, getting a call in the middle of work only to get asked if he put toilet paper on the toilet seat before shitting.