From what I saw in the movie, the army drone people were a mix of flesh and cybernetics. The mother-ship was controlling the army during the invasion, but when it was destroyed, the signal stopped broadcasting and the cybernetic part of the aliens shut down. Basically, the army was made up of robots, but when the signal stopped, they shut down. Like a remote control car that has a controller with dead batteries
Next thing you notice, the chitari or something we're faking, and kill the avengers, and Bert is retired and with his family, while Frankie gets his dream come true
Aww man, in the short span of this video I really got to feel for these characters. Their deaths were not welcomed here.. nOt weLcomed at all *runs away*
Wait a second, I just realized something- That collector guy from Guardians of the Galaxy and the end of Thor: The Dark World had a living Chitauri specimen. How is that possible if they all died after the mothership blew up?
i imagine the chitauri have like a hive mentality like bees and the one belonging to the collector is one that escaped from the group and is not affected by the main nucleus being destroyed or is a new potential queen (again thinking of bees) what do you think evan lowenberg and WhatTheFeebas
SuperUnhappyman I guess there are multiple colonies, in that respect, and this one belonged to a separate colony than what was destroyed in the Avengers.
Psht. They should have known better than to mention imminent retirement or loved ones in a battlefield. That pretty much guarantees you're dead before the scene is over. Amateurs.
THIS should have been the actual HISHE for The Avengers... plus that scene where Cap says they should leave Loki behind because that was also hilarious.
I agree with one of the above theories: what if the Chitauri or however you spell it didn't breathe oxygen? What if those masks or the suits were all connected to the ship in that they provided their air to breathe, whatever it was. That would explain why they collapsed at the end. If their air supply was cut off, then ta da, everyone dies.
You're right...... But my point mostly was that maybe it wasn't some kind of "brain connection" or whatever, but rather a physical need that was denied once the mother ship was destroyed. The one in space was the important one, obviously, since when it was totaled all the Chitari collapsed.
Yeah but when a queen bee dies all the other bees don't die and/or stop attacking... The other bees would still be flying around trying to sting shit... This whole "hive mind" thing in movies is stupid AF.
It's a dramatization of what happens when a group of individuals get brainwashed, essentially, to the point where their consciousness is subsumed by the thinking of someone else, who then directs the group of people they've converted (army of zombies, really) towards destructive ends. Every "bad guy" and their army follows this; the Borg from Star Trek, the stormtroopers from Star Wars (based on Hitler's own storm troopers, by the way) Chitauri from Marvel and many of the robotic doomsday stories like Terminator, I Robot, the Matrix etc. Especially, in the cases of I Robot or Thanos where they believe their "logic is undeniable" or "I'm the only one who knows", they don't allow individual thought nor acceptance of anything different or possibly contradictory, especially when it would prove them wrong or give their followers the ability to question their "correct" conclusions to some degree. It's rather cult-like in it's function; to the point where only something at that level of direct, faith-shattering impact could get the "zombies" to cease and question what they have been or are doing and, more importantly, open their minds up to those possibilities that prove their "leader" wrong. Or even poke holes in their leaders' arguments.
this has to be the greatest/ funniest channel on TH-cam I can never get enough of HISHE makes my day every time I watch this a big thanks to the creators of HISHE you guys are awesome they should give you guys a slot on adult swim
Someone said this before -- Heroes will sometimes show mercy to the Big Bads, or maybe even offer them a chance at Heel Face Turn, but the Heroes will never show even the slightest hint of leniency (much less mercy) towards the henchmen who are only following orders.
You have some great ideas here. Why not pitch em direct to the HISHE team? I agree that the Stargate portal should have led straight to the original Death Star. "Tank missile!" "Death Star laser!"
I like how those Chitauri guys were from Jersey lol funny shit. I've seen almost all of these videos, an now I'm waitin for a "how (insert title here, e.g. Avengers 2) should start/end/just be... would really be fun, especially considering how you've done all these so far!!
just like we most likely will never know why in-universe Rhodey and bruce look different, or what happened to Betty Ross, or if Darcy ever got her poli sci degree, or why the hell Fury never told the Avengers that Coulson was alive (nevermind why Phil thought it was a good idea th]o kep secrets from his fellow agents)
Frankie: "Uh, did he just blow up the mothership?" Bert: "Why? Is that bad?" Me: Oh yes! Yes that is bad! Laugh cry everytime! If I'm having a bad day this always tears/cheers me up!
I just wished that those 2 guys didnt died because they regret being in the army and one of them was about to retire and spend his time with his family and the other one was going to follow his dreams. DAMN, it was actually pretty sad ending.
What's up with the religious arguments? It's not even worth arguing if you can't directly follw the argument so proove how God is real somewhere else. -From a Catholic-Christian
***** Delete my replies all you want, you won't escape the truth. Or the fact that you're wrong about everything that you argue for. "Repeating anything again and again is not going to make you any wiser hmm. ?" He said right after repeating what someone else said. Not to mention how you kept repeating that same "Nait-butt", "atheist cult" (atheist and cult are literally defined as near antonyms by the way) gradeschool crap earlier. About as funny as your first post when you're all like "please let others watch the video in peace" after imposing your religious beliefs on everyone else. Do you even know what irony is? Does your hypocrisy know no bounds? Or are you about to do another one of your nazi-style hate speeches against homosexuality and atheism and then follow it right afterwards with some bullshit about how you're some angel of tolerance and goodness just because you're a "Christain". Or better yet you'll complain about how you're being "persecuted" even though your church loves to persecute anyone who's not a member of your twisted cult. Oh by the way it was really funny how you snapped at njintau and immediately labeled him as an "atheist idiot on the lose" even though he displayed ZERO preference in one direction or the other, just his disappointment that this is being argued about on a random video in the first place. I guess since you're the one brought this up randomly for no reason he must be an atheist for disapproving. If you wanna delete posts that make you look bad you should just delete all of yours lol.
Just hit me.... if they plan was to get the Tesseract to Thanos... how would they have kept the portal open in order to get back through? I can only imagine they would have had to shatter the cube to get the infinity stone from within and use the full power to sustain the portal without the tech.... but still.... what was the plan?
Even that can trace its roots back to Ender's Game. To my knowledge, that was the first book where alien invaders were taken out because one ship was destroyed. Although, that made sense, because the invading aliens were insects and the queen basically acted as the consciousness for all of them.
Also, the Phantom Menace had the defense of the droids being AI controlled. It wasn't a strong defense, but it's at least SOME kind of excuse. But, we don't care, because The Avengers was awesome.
jonah turner Dude, I really don't care what lame-ass excuse anyone has to explain why the Ch'Taari or whatever they're called all died at the end. The Avengers will still be awesome regardless. It's like the Hulk suddenly being able to transform at will: you follow it up with him punching out a giant space centipede, and no one's going to give a crap.
This had to be the biggest cop out of an ending in a superhero movie that i have ever seen, just absolutely no effort put into the film. No prep done to showcase a hive mind concept which the heros can exploit as a solution to the 3rd act, why bother with narrative when you can have thor face planting a window or the jolly green giant playfully punching him like a total bro. Then loki the man who 5 minutes ago stabbed their ally to death(not that they seem to care atall), gets a comical looney tunes style beat em up, crammed with clooneyesc one liners from every character and finally the murder sighs into camera with a bemused expression on his face like he is auditioning for the role of Jim from "The Office"........ ffs weeedan. hah I just hate this movie xD its so poorly made and has got to be the most overrated thing in history.
In loving memory of those two guys
Najee Fareed may they rest in peace...
Rip
and every guy there
RIP Bert and Frankie. Our condolences to your loved ones....
me too
On the upside, their wives are totally on the market now
I'm tearing up.
😞
Damn so close to retirement too f’s in the chat
rest in peace 😢
when you start to feel bad for a cartoon...
Liberals cry 24/7
I gave u 1k likes (thanks me) 😂
@@warlord4105 give me too
@@majnuutuladhar8495 No I don't think I will
@@warlord4105 You Just Tapped It When It Was At 999.
Besides Adding Likes Like That And Not Making A Cursed Number Is Unchill
NO !!! Frankie and Bert didnt deserve this !
YEAH
Lol
Justice for bert
Actually, they did. They were essentially guns for hire. This was an occupational hazard
666 😈
poor chitauris... man he can't make his dream come true
irvan ray RIP Phill
:c
Damnit, it's always the guy who's coming up to retirement who gets it.
Yeah, as soon as he said that I knew he was doomed.
Like Thanos
Didn't realize the chitari had a retirement plan
ditziwt123 yeah all jobs go for only half the time when working for Thanos
You’re about three years too early
Yea and a 401K
Now you do
But, this IS how it ended.
thats the joke lol such a cop out of an ending.
That's why it's a bonus scene
Spiritual law should have began and go forward
Ruben VW You think they’re actually tutorial that were named Bert and Frankie?.....
Earth names?
Iam 999th like
R.I.P. Frankie and Bert
YEAH THAY ARE SO COOL AND FUNNY R.I.P YOU COOL DUDES
Why them
They had a
Famliy
Now I'm depressed
what the hell
me too
me too,but...Man,u are chicken nugget!!
RIP
You will be missed
RIP.....
Yeah...
But not so much
Sad 😭
Chu
I don't know what's worse....the fact that thisactually makes me feel sad for the Chitauri or that I don't even know if that's the right spelling.
You spelled it right. But seeing this made me feel bad for those poor aliens as well.
Why does this only have 2 replies for a seven year old comment?
@@callumboland4852 8 Years Now And Only 3 Comments
@@empireofitalypsstimfromano5025 We must revive this comment
0:23 Chitauri - "I am getting the impression that there are only 6 people."
Ancient One - "Oh, I guess no one noticed me."
I would like this, but it's only at 6...
She didn't want anyone to notice her.
@@eric_moore-6126 Exactly!
Yeah...she was swatting away many whilst chilling on her rooftop
Hulk isn't a human for them
But... but the fitness center! Noooooo! ;_;
No!!!! Frankie! Bert! They had so much to live for!
HE HAD A FAMILY AND WAS RETIRING!!! What if one of his kids was in the Collector's collection!!;)
GARITA Productions Exactly.
Yah saying that is a death wish
Dude, that's depressing!!
Do you play marvel contest of champions?
RIP....Frank and Bert ( I think that's his name)...so close to retiring
Think it was Bart.
@@John-wd1gl Its Bert, if you turn on subtitles it says so at 0:12
From what I saw in the movie, the army drone people were a mix of flesh and cybernetics. The mother-ship was controlling the army during the invasion, but when it was destroyed, the signal stopped broadcasting and the cybernetic part of the aliens shut down. Basically, the army was made up of robots, but when the signal stopped, they shut down. Like a remote control car that has a controller with dead batteries
TPM
That is why you never say you are retiring in a movie.
Next thing you notice, the chitari or something we're faking, and kill the avengers, and Bert is retired and with his family, while Frankie gets his dream come true
A happy ending!
Nah, that was a better ending.
Ambi Guitiy do you have emotions?
@@ambiguitiy1207 yup better ending
Cry every time.
R.I.P. Frankie & Bert
Tank Missile!
that is not a tank missile you idiot
+LEGO KING And he's not an idiot, you moron.
+hextremus smextremus FUCK YOU
Lego king.......... why you are so stupid -.-'
+Tim Hok bastard
Aww man, in the short span of this video I really got to feel for these characters. Their deaths were not welcomed here.. nOt weLcomed at all
*runs away*
Never say it’s your last day on the force or it will be your last day alive
THATS hella funny establishing a perimeter around the tesseract
Wait a second, I just realized something- That collector guy from Guardians of the Galaxy and the end of Thor: The Dark World had a living Chitauri specimen. How is that possible if they all died after the mothership blew up?
*Raises hand in defiance, but lowers it when he can't think of anything and instead just points at the commenter* Fair point.
i imagine the chitauri have like a hive mentality like bees and the one belonging to the collector is one that escaped from the group and is not affected by the main nucleus being destroyed or is a new potential queen (again thinking of bees) what do you think evan lowenberg and WhatTheFeebas
SuperUnhappyman I guess there are multiple colonies, in that respect, and this one belonged to a separate colony than what was destroyed in the Avengers.
yeah in the end compare aliens to insects and think about how they were defeated. hive mind and colonies usually woks
also when he was showing them the infinity stones the tesseract is one of them
Psht. They should have known better than to mention imminent retirement or loved ones in a battlefield. That pretty much guarantees you're dead before the scene is over. Amateurs.
anyjen xD
employee probably did it to avoid paying benefits
That was so sad!, I wish they lived
Yeah but they were so innocent
This had more emotion than all the prequels combined
stop hating on the prequels, they were good, just different from what you're used to. but at least they had some action
ya
ya
+John locke Obi wan vs anakin?
Captain Rex yeah, the prequels were excellent except for the Phantom Menace.
You were 3 years early, I am a time traveller and I have watched the last prequel of the century.
"Why is that bad?"
I feel bad for Burt(correct me if I'm wrong)
@The Artist and it was 5 years ago
@@oceanmantakemebythehandlea5620 and it was 9 month ago
@@rittlerouge1471 and my comment was a month ago.
@@oceanmantakemebythehandlea5620 and im a month late too. But no one asked and im lonely.
After all these years I feel brave enough to tell you its Beudfksljvolhrqqnslknk ;k;gnurt. Its an odd offworld pronunciation thing
THIS should have been the actual HISHE for The Avengers... plus that scene where Cap says they should leave Loki behind because that was also hilarious.
My theory: the Chitari were bio-machines.
My theory: Oxigen was not the best for them
That were all hooked up to a mother ship,NOBODY WOULD EVER TRY TO BLOW UP.(Screw you Phantom Menace)
I agree with one of the above theories: what if the Chitauri or however you spell it didn't breathe oxygen? What if those masks or the suits were all connected to the ship in that they provided their air to breathe, whatever it was. That would explain why they collapsed at the end. If their air supply was cut off, then ta da, everyone dies.
You're right...... But my point mostly was that maybe it wasn't some kind of "brain connection" or whatever, but rather a physical need that was denied once the mother ship was destroyed. The one in space was the important one, obviously, since when it was totaled all the Chitari collapsed.
I say its the same deal as with Tervigons and Termagaunts; some sort of Synaptic backlash that would wipe them out.
whys every time alien attack you only need to blow-up a mother ship????
Because Hollywood is too stupid to realize that's not how things work.
Yeah but when a queen bee dies all the other bees don't die and/or stop attacking... The other bees would still be flying around trying to sting shit... This whole "hive mind" thing in movies is stupid AF.
Plot conveniance? (Im too drunk to be sure if this is spelled correctly.)
@@baqcasanke bees aren't hive mind. Nothing is. It's a science fiction convention.
We can't prove telepathy yet.
It's a dramatization of what happens when a group of individuals get brainwashed, essentially, to the point where their consciousness is subsumed by the thinking of someone else, who then directs the group of people they've converted (army of zombies, really) towards destructive ends. Every "bad guy" and their army follows this; the Borg from Star Trek, the stormtroopers from Star Wars (based on Hitler's own storm troopers, by the way) Chitauri from Marvel and many of the robotic doomsday stories like Terminator, I Robot, the Matrix etc. Especially, in the cases of I Robot or Thanos where they believe their "logic is undeniable" or "I'm the only one who knows", they don't allow individual thought nor acceptance of anything different or possibly contradictory, especially when it would prove them wrong or give their followers the ability to question their "correct" conclusions to some degree. It's rather cult-like in it's function; to the point where only something at that level of direct, faith-shattering impact could get the "zombies" to cease and question what they have been or are doing and, more importantly, open their minds up to those possibilities that prove their "leader" wrong. Or even poke holes in their leaders' arguments.
Rest in peace Frankie and Bert.
I've been watching HISHE for years, how have I not seen this yet?!
Wow! How it got so dark and depressing, seeing it through the chitauri's point of view changes a lot of things.
"Uh.. Did he just blow up the Mothership?"
"Why? Is that bad?"
I LOLed...
I knew it wasn't gonna end well for them when he started talking about seeing his wife and kids.
this has to be the greatest/ funniest channel on TH-cam I can never get enough of HISHE makes my day every time I watch this a big thanks to the creators of HISHE you guys are awesome they should give you guys a slot on adult swim
Someone said this before -- Heroes will sometimes show mercy to the Big Bads, or maybe even offer them a chance at Heel Face Turn, but the Heroes will never show even the slightest hint of leniency (much less mercy) towards the henchmen who are only following orders.
You have some great ideas here. Why not pitch em direct to the HISHE team? I agree that the Stargate portal should have led straight to the original Death Star. "Tank missile!" "Death Star laser!"
I cried at the end.
If Frankie and Bert were actual characters they’d be my favorite
I hate it when movies make villains look like mined less killing machines when really they have a heart of gold
I hope his family will get the support they need
" I get the imprestion that there's about .... six people we should look out for "
Ancient one: you've thought wrong there is 7 !
This is what I think of whenever I watch movies like this
i love these can you do how to train your dragon ones
that was totally brutal!! you built their characters up just for that moment
Is it me or am I feeling bad for that alien who is going to be retired soon while his family was excited for that
"I like those odds"
-Mandolorian 2019
Surprise to be sure but a welcome one
Iron Man: ARGHHHH!!!!! Tank missile!!!!!!!
(booom: you get the idea)
Did he just blow up the mothership??
Why is that bad?
GUHHGHUU!!!!!
NOOOOOOO!!!!!! frankie and bert didnt deserved this :(
Poor guys. My condolences.
I feel bad for the Chitauri now
I like how those Chitauri guys were from Jersey lol funny shit. I've seen almost all of these videos, an now I'm waitin for a "how (insert title here, e.g. Avengers 2) should start/end/just be... would really be fun, especially considering how you've done all these so far!!
Dam this was so gooood again:
HHEY HEY Frankie, how you doing man
Hey burt, glad you made it to the surface...
Exactly 3 years 2 days and 1 minute from when this was uploaded we still don't know why the chitari all died at once
just like we most likely will never know why in-universe Rhodey and bruce look different, or what happened to Betty Ross, or if Darcy ever got her poli sci degree, or why the hell Fury never told the Avengers that Coulson was alive (nevermind why Phil thought it was a good idea th]o kep secrets from his fellow agents)
The guy who played Rhodey in the first movie didn't want to play him anymore so he quit as someone else took over, that's why he looks different
the key word here is "in-universe" .
that doesn't explain Bruce
I love how Frankie and Bert have ordinary Earth names instead of alien names like Flaaarki and B'nert.
They do! They do!
It's just they're on Earth so they got Earth-names equivalent.
"Hey do you think we should make our way to the tesseract and establish a perimeter?" "Well that is kinda the whole reason we're here." THANK YOU!
Theres a difference betweeen marvel and DC..
Marvel has real cities and planets
DC has fictional cities and planets
Uh Asgard...
I kinda laughed at asgard
Daniel Kinger
Atleast Asgard is based around real mythology.
Yes..Thank you
Marvel copies DC ideals is the biggest difference.
Frankie: "Uh, did he just blow up the mothership?"
Bert: "Why? Is that bad?"
Me: Oh yes! Yes that is bad!
Laugh cry everytime! If I'm having a bad day this always tears/cheers me up!
Thanks for the video, now i kinda feel sad for the Chitauri
glad to see you made it to the surface
the moment u realize, the Chitari wasn't a faceless, disposable army.
Yah know, even if Iron Man died in that scene, at least his last words would be TANK MISSLE lmao
i felt bad for these guys
HE WAS ABOUT TO RETIRE now im very depressed and sad ( crying in bed )
This actually made me feel bad when the chituari all died
Best HISHE clip
i feel so bad now :( the guy had a wife and kids and he regrets killing people
I ....I ...I actaully feel bad for them :(
"why, is that bad?"
*they all die*
Well i guess so.
the feels i now have for them.. he will never get to open up that fitness centre
I like how even though we know that aliens have different names because they’re from different planets, these two are named Frankie and Burt.
this is age restricted...dafuq
Ive been looking at the comments, and why are people talking about religion?
ikr? hahahahahaa
Religion, Marvel vs DC, same thing.
No marvel is beatre
One of the commenters was a religious troll. He knew talking about religion would incite the masses.
One of the commenters was a DC troll. He knew talking about DC would incite the masses.
See? Same thing.
Man, I am the best.
I just wished that those 2 guys didnt died because they regret being in the army and one of them was about to retire and spend his time with his family and the other one was going to follow his dreams. DAMN, it was actually pretty sad ending.
I felt bad when he said his wife and kids are excited to see him😢😢
Heeey!!! Frankie! How ya doin'?
now i hate the avengers. : (
jk
I hate the Avengers too
@MidsummerMagic YT I was kidding too
YOU BETTER BE JOKING.
I was cheering for Thanos in endgame
Aww Frankie XD
God, this made me feel bad for the Chitauri.
Next time you watch the Avengers remmber that one of the background guys could be good ol' Frankie.
omg poor chitauri. he was gonna retire!!
Lol
No, I really feel bad...
Man.. fuck the avengers, the are assholes :)
Lol we should get bat man
At least, there is one Chitauri left in MCU. And he is displayed inside Collector's collection.
What's up with the religious arguments?
It's not even worth arguing if you can't directly follw the argument so proove how God is real somewhere else.
-From a Catholic-Christian
***** Delete my replies all you want, you won't escape the truth. Or the fact that you're wrong about everything that you argue for.
"Repeating anything again and again is not going to make you any wiser hmm. ?"
He said right after repeating what someone else said. Not to mention how you kept repeating that same "Nait-butt", "atheist cult" (atheist and cult are literally defined as near antonyms by the way) gradeschool crap earlier.
About as funny as your first post when you're all like "please let others watch the video in peace" after imposing your religious beliefs on everyone else.
Do you even know what irony is?
Does your hypocrisy know no bounds?
Or are you about to do another one of your nazi-style hate speeches against homosexuality and atheism and then follow it right afterwards with some bullshit about how you're some angel of tolerance and goodness just because you're a "Christain". Or better yet you'll complain about how you're being "persecuted" even though your church loves to persecute anyone who's not a member of your twisted cult.
Oh by the way it was really funny how you snapped at njintau and immediately labeled him as an "atheist idiot on the lose" even though he displayed ZERO preference in one direction or the other, just his disappointment that this is being argued about on a random video in the first place. I guess since you're the one brought this up randomly for no reason he must be an atheist for disapproving.
If you wanna delete posts that make you look bad you should just delete all of yours lol.
UGH THIS IS SO DEPRESSING
We will miss you guys
Just hit me.... if they plan was to get the Tesseract to Thanos... how would they have kept the portal open in order to get back through?
I can only imagine they would have had to shatter the cube to get the infinity stone from within and use the full power to sustain the portal without the tech.... but still.... what was the plan?
That whole aliens die at the end thing was stupid. Just like the droids in Phantom Menace.Such a rip off, of a bad idea too.
Even that can trace its roots back to Ender's Game. To my knowledge, that was the first book where alien invaders were taken out because one ship was destroyed. Although, that made sense, because the invading aliens were insects and the queen basically acted as the consciousness for all of them.
Stryder the Frog
True, the book was better but not by much.
Also, the Phantom Menace had the defense of the droids being AI controlled. It wasn't a strong defense, but it's at least SOME kind of excuse.
But, we don't care, because The Avengers was awesome.
1krani they died cause their minds were connected to the mother ship
jonah turner
Dude, I really don't care what lame-ass excuse anyone has to explain why the Ch'Taari or whatever they're called all died at the end. The Avengers will still be awesome regardless.
It's like the Hulk suddenly being able to transform at will: you follow it up with him punching out a giant space centipede, and no one's going to give a crap.
how divergent should of ended
YES YES YES YES!!! Do Divergent!!!! PLEEEEEEEAAAASE!!
Poor guys
After 8 years, youtube finally recommended me this
Now I feel bad for the Chitauri...
May Burt and Frank rest in peace...
Okay wtf? Why are people trolling and arguing about religion on a HISHE video about the Avengers movie?
This had to be the biggest cop out of an ending in a superhero movie that i have ever seen, just absolutely no effort put into the film. No prep done to showcase a hive mind concept which the heros can exploit as a solution to the 3rd act, why bother with narrative when you can have thor face planting a window or the jolly green giant playfully punching him like a total bro.
Then loki the man who 5 minutes ago stabbed their ally to death(not that they seem to care atall), gets a comical looney tunes style beat em up, crammed with clooneyesc one liners from every character and finally the murder sighs into camera with a bemused expression on his face like he is auditioning for the role of Jim from "The Office"........ ffs weeedan.
hah I just hate this movie xD its so poorly made and has got to be the most overrated thing in history.
Oh it's so sad
Farewell to all of the Chitauri aliens
i love these skits. they are great