@@BitrateBilly also he's speaking a different language than in the first 3 games because he moved to a new realm so he doesn't really know how to speak that well.
@@illuminati_kid before Atreus was born, he already had been 200 years in the Norse Realm. 150 years he was alone, then Faye met him and after 50 years of being together, they had Atreus. He had plenty of time to learn the language, even if we just count these 50 years of him being with Faye.
If kratos feels he can answer with one word then one word is all you’ll get from him but at the same time that one word can express a lot like his “no” to Odins deal which I feel is part because he knows Odin will stab him in the back, partly because kratos doesn’t want to make another deal with a god and some other stuff too
@@joshuarobinson6011 To my recollection, he expands on it. The moment Odin offered to deal with Freya was the moement any deal with him became impossible to Kratos apparently. He will not betray her, as in his eyes she helped him multiple times and in return he has hurt her an unfathomable amount when he saved her life by killing her son and as such he won't make deals with someone who offers to harm her. Also might be he doesn't trust most Gods and can detect Odin's manipulative behavior.
I feel that he would interpret that as the toddler trying to spar instead of kill him, though its still funny imagining Kratos throwing a toddler at the wall, then criticizing how its swing was too wide.
@@three3ofspades610 I bet it wasn't funny for Atreus hearing "Weak form. Again!" constantly when he was supposed to be potty training at his age instead of combat training 😂
@@alzingafagan7501 not really, they're pretty equal in causing mass extinction of a people. The yotnar, the greeks, kratos was worse in who he killed, thor was worse in how he killed.
It was like : YES ! Because imo Thor is literally the same as young Kratos. They were both inslaved and they spent lifetimes killing innocents under the service of other gods( thor under the service of Odin and Kratos under the service of Ares and Athena ) . And bc they refused to make their own choices, they both killed their own kind. ( Thor killing the giants and kratos killing his family and getting Sparta destroyed by Zeus ). In the last scene of their fight, Kratos wasn't just talking to thor, he was talking to a similar version of his younger self.
@@statera5854 I think you switched the names of Thor and Kratos. Thor is the one who slaughters even the most innocent while Kratos really picks apart every one of his enemies in the worst way ever
The fact that Atreus both asks if he’ll ever have muscles like Kratos and a beard like Kratos is so funny and cute to me like he really wants to be his dad
The thing is, it's one of my most favorite things about him because this is how Spartans talked. They would send back one word messages to literal war declarations because they spoke plain and simple.
"as stated before, our lord seeks no blood to be shed upon on both our lands. henceforth, a peace declaration shall be proposed. it is for the good of our people, and the future generations of our kind." "war"
Philip of Macedon sent a message to the Spartan army in 345BCE: "You are advised to submit without further delay, for if I bring my army into your land, I will destroy your farms, slay your people, and raze your city." The Spartans sent back a reply: "If".
"Hereby we declare war on the Spartans. We shall not rest until every Spartan lies dead to our feet! Bards will sing of our deeds for millenia to come! Come now Spartans, to glorious battle!" "Ok"
I just heard one on my play through today. I found a pipe and mimir explained that people use it to “smoke plants and relax”. When Atreus asked if he could use it, Kratos and Mimir both immediately said no together. It was beautiful
In Alfheim you can collect an artifact and Kratos says, "it's a pipe", and Atreus asks what it's for, and Mimir says people use it to smoke leaves to calm down, and then Atreus asks if he can try it, and immediately and simultaneously, both Mimir and Kratos say NO!.
@@mds525700 tbf I was faded as duck playing that game bro. It was there def I was just to high to remember. Awesome ass game plat it and played it on No Mercy when the new game comes out ima replay it on god of war.
"Do you ever wonder if you're doing the right thing? " Kratos: "no. I often assume i am doing the wrong thing, and resolve to follow through regardless...."
"No, If you remain in control of yourself you will hardly regret your actions, I don't burden myself with doubt nor should you, it may cost you your life."
arguably kratos says no becuase he knows that odin is lying. i think if kratos honestly thought that peace was possible, he'd say yes, but he's not going to accept a false peace just so that he can get stabbed in the back
@@delphy2478that and according to codex, Kratos was seriously considering taking the deal until Odin mentioned keeping Freya off his back. Even in spite of Freya targeting him out of revenge for killing Baldur, he wishes no harm to come to her because he’s forever grateful for her saving Atreus.
Kratos saying he never wonders if he's doing the right thing is either extremely prideful, or oddly comforting that he knows his morals and goals so well.
Young Kratos was definitely extremely prideful, but old Kratos is sure and confident in his actions because of the consequences of his actions when he was younger.
He knows that everything he does now is to protect the ones he loves, so the ends justify the means. He even tries to tell Thor that revenge is old news
Kratos literally starts the original series with haunting nightmares of himself killing his own family, and he doesn't ever wonder if he's doing the right thing? Even ignoring all the OTHER messed shit he did, if he said "no" to that question, I can't tell if he's lying, or is genuinely too prideful and arrogant to possibly think he did something wrong.
Atreus secretly wanting a beard like his dad's is hilarious to me. And Kratos straight up thinking Atreus is too much of a twink to grow one is even funnier.
I feel like in his dad mind he was like "No yours will be better" but then he went all awkward cuz most of his life all he knew was how to kill, maim, destroy and occasionally fuck, so his asocial soul stopped at "no".
"what if we took a stealthy approach to our next battle?" "mimir I am a giant pale muscular man carrying an axe and two blades the size of my head and wearing heavy armor. stealth is not an option."
He has a very different answer in regards to his physique. Atreus asks if he'll have muscles like Kratos, and he replies that although he's strong just because he's a god, he looks the part because he pushes his body anyway. So he definitely is open to giving more than yes or no on matters of appearance. Maybe it isn't as important to him? Or maybe Kratos is just planning on never shaving, rendering Atreus incapable of catching up lmaoo
Well yes, for him it is not immoral to kill someone trying to kill you, doesn't mean he do not think of what person he is fighting or if he has to kill them, juste that if they tried and he kill them, then there is nothing wrong.
I got that "maybe we take a stealthy approach" line after getting beat down by a side boss. So I listened to hear if mimir meant we could take it down stealthy, just to hear kratos say no
I hate that. Kratos would be a terrible person to chat with just for that alone. And I bet one could only chat with him personally. No way he'd have social media... or maybe, even, a phone.
@@oldgods6039Imagine you just send him a very long and detailed letter in the mail for a job or something, only to receive an almost completely empty letter back that just says, "No."
These answers are all very Kratos, but also all very fatherly. The beard thing is how he'd probably prefer his son not grow up too fast and how he'd rather Atreus resemble Faye over himself. Denying stealth is to keep Atreus honorable. He probably does doubt himself sometimes, but he has to be a stable presence for his son so he says no. And he says yes to the self defense question, even though we see him do the opposite with Freya. He says yes because Atreus needs to defend himself and live at all cost, even if that means killing good people because Atreus matters more to him than morals.
I think he genuinely doesn't care if he's doing the right thing. It's only about what is right in the moment even if history would disagree. He lives by ask for forgiveness, not permission rules.
I also feel like Artreus will be a Heimdall of some sort. He’s not as strong as the rest but makes up for it in abilities and deception. His confidence however…
There's actually a reason for Kratos' short responses. In Ancient Greece, Spartans were known to use few and simple words in their speech, aiming for their communication to be as short and efficient as possible, without excess. The greek word "laconic" means "someone who uses few and simple words to communicate", and it stems from the word "Laconia", which was and is the wider area that includes and surrounds Sparta till this day.
I have an extreme distaste for high pitched sounds and changing the time of day was horrible for me. It was worth it though. If you do it a few times in row you get a conversation with Loki. He asks Kratos why changed he time again and Kratos says he wanted to see the wolves again. It's pretty wholesome.
Probably one of the reasons (other than being a hilarious badass) he speaks so short is because spartan warriors we taught to speak and respond in short to the point responses. If this is intentional I think it’s an amazing attention to detail
I mean in the original games he was an expositional talking machine though (other than a killing machine as well) he would go on and on with full dialogue exchanges I always thought that it was because he’s not speaking in his native tongue and he is speaking in Norse rather than Greek so that’s why he doesn’t talk much
If I remember my history right, they were also smartasses. A ruler of someplace sent a letter asking if they can be allies only for the response to just be “no”. The ruler then sent a letter saying “if I reach Sparta, I will raze it to the ground” the leader of Sparta’s only response was “if”.
@@Masterprocrastinator223 there’s more than one legendary zinger from sparta. I believe that one was from Phillip the 2nd, Alexanders father while threatening to invade Laconia/Sparta
@Masterprocrastinator223 reminder that the ruler you're talking about was the dad of Alexander the Great, Philip II of Macedon, and he did indeed come to Sparta- razed its grounds- and conquered it. There is no modern day Sparta. Still a legendary laconic phrase, but only because we've all been sold on Spartan propaganda for the past 2 millennium. Case in point: Kratos, also known as "If Sparta's bluffs were real."
Was expecting the stag exchange but this would do Mimir: good thing that we didn't had to kill the stag Kratosv: Yes Mimir: if he attacked you had a plan to kill him too? Kratos : *Yes*
It really shows how much we love Kratos and how good the game and character is to be so entertained and thinking so much just from Kratos saying no and yes
He did say it is moral and justifiable but not necessarily something he wanted to do. I remember somewhere in the game he says he doesn't want to fight her but if he has to, he will.
Kratos is the kind that reads all Terms and Conditions but disagrees at the end.
Most definitely. He ain’t bout to agree to another contract not knowing what it entails.
And he sure as hell wont disagree on it without knowing the details
to be fair, 99% of people would say NO if they actually read the ToS.
Last time he agreed in a contract without knowing all Terms and Conditions, he ended up killing his family
Yes
Kratos saying no to complex questions is always funny
it makes sense too, spartans speak very direct, only stating what is necessary, if one word will answer the question, then thats what you'll get.
@@BitrateBilly also he's speaking a different language than in the first 3 games because he moved to a new realm so he doesn't really know how to speak that well.
@@illuminati_kid he learned the language between 2018 and ragnarok
@@illuminati_kid before Atreus was born, he already had been 200 years in the Norse Realm. 150 years he was alone, then Faye met him and after 50 years of being together, they had Atreus. He had plenty of time to learn the language, even if we just count these 50 years of him being with Faye.
@@BlacK40k I didn't know how long he was in the Norse realm. Thanks for the info. I guess I was just wrong
Atreus: asks a well thought out, complex, and philosophical question
Kratos: *”No.”*
If kratos feels he can answer with one word then one word is all you’ll get from him but at the same time that one word can express a lot like his “no” to Odins deal which I feel is part because he knows Odin will stab him in the back, partly because kratos doesn’t want to make another deal with a god and some other stuff too
@@joshuarobinson6011 To my recollection, he expands on it. The moment Odin offered to deal with Freya was the moement any deal with him became impossible to Kratos apparently. He will not betray her, as in his eyes she helped him multiple times and in return he has hurt her an unfathomable amount when he saved her life by killing her son and as such he won't make deals with someone who offers to harm her. Also might be he doesn't trust most Gods and can detect Odin's manipulative behavior.
@@joshuarobinson6011It’s pretty accurate, since Spartans liked to use as few words as possible to deliver a message
@@kingofamerica1388very laconic dudes
@@TabukiJonesThat’s where the term “laconic” comes from.
It's the little pauses that sell it. He's either actually thinking about it, or thinking the answer is obvious.
‘Hmm….No’ or ‘Hah….No’
@@ItsShaggy3type shit😂
Kratos replying at the speed of an 8ball cracks me up
Gold
He is literally a 8Ball
8 Ball: Kratos Edition
I would buy that
THE SPEED OF AN 8BALL 💀
Magic Kratos 8-ball, will I ever find love?
*shakes*
… No
Kratos when a toddler attacks him with a toy sword:
"So, you have chosen death".
I feel that he would interpret that as the toddler trying to spar instead of kill him, though its still funny imagining Kratos throwing a toddler at the wall, then criticizing how its swing was too wide.
@@three3ofspades610 I bet it wasn't funny for Atreus hearing "Weak form. Again!" constantly when he was supposed to be potty training at his age instead of combat training 😂
Kratos be feeling like a Pitbull named Princess
@@three3ofspades610 well Kratos kill toddlers in chains of Olympus, demon toddlers to be accurate without hesitation.
It does sound like something kratos would say though. Regardless if it's a meme hahahaha.
Kratos said yes with no hesitation in response to Thor asking “don’t you know what I’ve done?”
Plus, in his own eyes, Kratos had done much worse.
@@alzingafagan7501 not really, they're pretty equal in causing mass extinction of a people.
The yotnar, the greeks, kratos was worse in who he killed, thor was worse in how he killed.
It was like : YES !
Because imo Thor is literally the same as young Kratos. They were both inslaved and they spent lifetimes killing innocents under the service of other gods( thor under the service of Odin and Kratos under the service of Ares and Athena ) . And bc they refused to make their own choices, they both killed their own kind. ( Thor killing the giants and kratos killing his family and getting Sparta destroyed by Zeus ).
In the last scene of their fight, Kratos wasn't just talking to thor, he was talking to a similar version of his younger self.
@@statera5854 I think you switched the names of Thor and Kratos. Thor is the one who slaughters even the most innocent while Kratos really picks apart every one of his enemies in the worst way ever
@@Auvas_Damask I mean the way the numbers. Thor slaughtered each giant personally, while kratos did it by killing a few gods
odin: “do we have a deal?”
gigachad kratos: *_”N O”_*
That’s still my favorite “No,” because he calmly stands up, looks at Thor then back to Odin. No hesitation or second thought.
@@remnantryku7112 gigachad till the end
The silence in between him saying no is funny asf in that scene
@@remnantryku7112 he knows he's about to have to fight one or both of them. And has absolutely no issue with it at all.
AlphagigaomegasupremeChad
“Think I’ll ever have a beard like yours?”
“ *N* *O* “
He shot him down with no remorse😂 beards like that are from killing entire conclaves of gods😂
@@ayeyogalaxy6524or he is just Greek
I do imagine Atreus with sort of a Baldur beard, but nothing as majestic as Kratos'
@@darrienjones8917 What do you mean? Baldur has a perfect beard bro
Cap he has viking and greek genes probably would be better
@darrienjones8917
Kratos being aware his beard is too magnificent that he just shuts down Atreus' wonder if he'll ever have one like it. Lol
He takes more after his mother
No
And its accurate to Loki because the Aesir tease Loki for only being able to manage a Goatee.
"No. If your beard is not even more glorious than mine, i will have failed..."
@@amarantheinwhite No.
Kratos be replying like a fortune ball.
The 8-ball of rejective truths! 😂
111th like
You means a magic 8-ball right?
The Magic conch shell have spoken
@chrisgarcia1304
Probably why Kratos always just stands there... MENACINGLY!!!
"Father can I live a normal life-"
" *N O* "
"but Father why?"
@@LocusFocus-t8d” *NO* “
@@LocusFocus-t8d"Yes"
@@LocusFocus-t8d We must be better.
Also when he says yes when Lunda asked if she can keep calling him handsome
Almost, pretty sure he says no to her stopping saying it. Same result but ends up on the "No." Counter unfortunately.
Lmfao
Well knowing who lunda's VA even i would say yes to lunda.
I loved that. Never would have expected Kratos to say that in response. I love how she calls him a beefcake afterwards lmao
I wish Linda would I hate listening to her
God of War 4: BOI, BOI, BOI…
God of War 5: No… No… No…
you sir deserve a metal lol
More like "hm"
@@crisscrosszx Witcher: We will now have the battle of “HMMM”! Our battle will be legendary!!!
Man of few words.
Winds howling...
“Well, there you have it, lad!” Even Mimir knew that Kratos answering back with a “Yes” was indeed a big deal! 😂
The fact that Atreus both asks if he’ll ever have muscles like Kratos and a beard like Kratos is so funny and cute to me like he really wants to be his dad
And his dad really wants the oppositie
@@Holy-Of-Dogs "Son, you are going to be a scrawny, hairless lil bitch if it's the last thing I do"
He has more of his mother in him. Same eyes, hair, jotnar blood and all that
He’s probably built more for agility and stealth, not raw power like his dad, because he’s the god of mischief and trickery, not the god of war
@@sentientmustache8360he’s the god of furry ackshually
Mimir: It's a flute! From your homeland. Can you play it brother?
Kratos: Yes.
Mimir: WILL you play it?
Kratos: No.
The fact that this sounds like something straight out of the game
@@marlom7882 it is 👍
@@TheSpook313 I knew it!
Like the lyre you find in, Midgard I believe, which Mimir writes the entry for. Kratos can, but won't
Lol ye
Why the fuck is yt asking me to rate comments now
that solid 1 and a half second before every no is kratos imagining all the outcomes of each questions
Is it moral to ki-
YES
to be fair if it tries to kill you it's fair game
@@hibye-die yea. At that point, it's self defense
Wait your 2 games early on that's, you're asking gow3 kratos!
Not GowR!
He said it way too quickly
Kratos likes to kill
"Father is it okay to kill a man for his shoes?"
"Y E S"
"For the drip boy? Anything is allowed"
To be fair, those are really awesome shoes
Get the Jordans, Boy!
Kratos: *Hermes flashbacks*
@@samuelhunter4631I mean that shit will have you running at the speed of light
The thing is, it's one of my most favorite things about him because this is how Spartans talked. They would send back one word messages to literal war declarations because they spoke plain and simple.
"as stated before, our lord seeks no blood to be shed upon on both our lands. henceforth, a peace declaration shall be proposed. it is for the good of our people, and the future generations of our kind."
"war"
@@JohnCautionSign"B-but, we will give wealth, fame and more soldiers to your army"
*_"no"_*
Philip of Macedon sent a message to the Spartan army in 345BCE: "You are advised to submit without further delay, for if I bring my army into your land, I will destroy your farms, slay your people, and raze your city."
The Spartans sent back a reply: "If".
"Hereby we declare war on the Spartans. We shall not rest until every Spartan lies dead to our feet! Bards will sing of our deeds for millenia to come! Come now Spartans, to glorious battle!"
"Ok"
I just heard one on my play through today. I found a pipe and mimir explained that people use it to “smoke plants and relax”. When Atreus asked if he could use it, Kratos and Mimir both immediately said no together. It was beautiful
Freyr's pipe :)
“I SEEK THE WEED FROM THE GODS OF OLYMPUS”
“Father, do not deny me my doobie!”
Bro post that
@@AesirUnlimited"you cannot handle the zootliciousness boy"
In Alfheim you can collect an artifact and Kratos says, "it's a pipe", and Atreus asks what it's for, and Mimir says people use it to smoke leaves to calm down, and then Atreus asks if he can try it, and immediately and simultaneously, both Mimir and Kratos say NO!.
😂😂😂😂😂
I don’t remember this ?
@@maruto2030 I cant make you remember, it's there tho...
@@mds525700 tbf I was faded as duck playing that game bro. It was there def I was just to high to remember. Awesome ass game plat it and played it on No Mercy when the new game comes out ima replay it on god of war.
@@maruto2030 Lesson learned, shouldn't have smoked the pipe you found, brother.
"Is it always moral to fight back?" "YES."
Just wait until the start of ragnarok, where he completely contradicts this.
In a good way.
"Will I ever have a beard like your's?"
"No".
💀
Lmao
And that's a good thing... Every man has their own beard...
Still funny though...
I honestly felt like that "no" has just the slightest inflection of jest behind its delivery and i think it was intentional lol
To be fair, not every man is cut out for the kind of beard Kratos has. Some prefer a more smooth, but shorter approach.
Emotional damage!!!
"Do you ever wonder if you're doing the right thing? "
Kratos: "no. I often assume i am doing the wrong thing, and resolve to follow through regardless...."
I think it's more act now worry about consequences later
@@hibye-die no no, on a alfheim side mission he didn't kill a high ranking elf because of the consequences
@@statera5854 He had already learned his lesson. He called it a mistake he would never make again.
"No, If you remain in control of yourself you will hardly regret your actions, I don't burden myself with doubt nor should you, it may cost you your life."
Basically
Kill first ask questions later
Freya: "Do you think you could understand the pain of losing a child?"
Kratos immediately: "Yes. I do."
True but that wouldn't be funny as the video was intended.
"Is it always moral to kill something thats trying to kill you"
"Yes"
"What if its Freya"
".....fuck"
Morality answer stays the same, his heart answer changes
And he do mean "fuck"
... no*
“It’s moral, I just don’t want to”
-kratos
"Are you saying that because you're stumped by it or is that your answer to it?"
Odin: How About Peace
Kratos: No
Peace was never an option
/*cue “Goose of War”*
arguably kratos says no becuase he knows that odin is lying. i think if kratos honestly thought that peace was possible, he'd say yes, but he's not going to accept a false peace just so that he can get stabbed in the back
He said no because he knows manipulative gods well enough to not take that offer. He knew Odin wouldn’t keep his word
@@delphy2478that and according to codex, Kratos was seriously considering taking the deal until Odin mentioned keeping Freya off his back. Even in spite of Freya targeting him out of revenge for killing Baldur, he wishes no harm to come to her because he’s forever grateful for her saving Atreus.
The beard exchanges in this game are legendary.
Atreus: "I think my beard is growing in"
Sassy Kratos:"Is it? 🤡"
No
No
"On my jawline. See? It's growing"
...is it?
@@Eddnir no
The first one was too cold hearted 😭
Can't let the boy be disappointed when he tries to grow a beard best to rip off that bandaid
Some of us can't even grow an average beard, that's why i am always clean shaven
I’m sure he’ll have a beard someday. Will it look as magnificent as his dad’s……. No 😂
“Will i ever have a beard?”
“NO”
Kratos saying he never wonders if he's doing the right thing is either extremely prideful, or oddly comforting that he knows his morals and goals so well.
Young Kratos was definitely extremely prideful, but old Kratos is sure and confident in his actions because of the consequences of his actions when he was younger.
It's more like his way of comforting Atreus.
He knows that everything he does now is to protect the ones he loves, so the ends justify the means. He even tries to tell Thor that revenge is old news
"Do you ever wonder if you're doing the right thing?"
Kratos, getting GOW 1-3 flashbacks: "No. Because I know half of them weren't good."
Kratos literally starts the original series with haunting nightmares of himself killing his own family, and he doesn't ever wonder if he's doing the right thing? Even ignoring all the OTHER messed shit he did, if he said "no" to that question, I can't tell if he's lying, or is genuinely too prideful and arrogant to possibly think he did something wrong.
Atreus secretly wanting a beard like his dad's is hilarious to me. And Kratos straight up thinking Atreus is too much of a twink to grow one is even funnier.
I feel like in his dad mind he was like "No yours will be better" but then he went all awkward cuz most of his life all he knew was how to kill, maim, destroy and occasionally fuck, so his asocial soul stopped at "no".
"Father, what is a twink?"
*gay spartan flashbacks*
"No"
I think an older Atreus would look like a version of Freyr: long, majestic hair but no facial hair.
@@fissilewhistle So Tom Hiddleston's Loki
@@Noctua8 Thankfully No
The Spartans were notoriously stoic and concise in their speech. This is canonically accurate 😂
Historically accurate
@@awalkinthepark88 yes - that’s better phrasing 👍🏽
Kratos sounds so simple minded, but inside that head is the wises man in the world
Experience from dealing with psychological and physical warfare for probably millenia…
The way he says no and destroys atreus' Dreams of growing a beard like his is hilarious.
Lol the pause before answering the beard question 😂
and it wasnt a "No" like the others either, that No had a diff tone to it aswell :P
"Father, can I have a beard like you."
"No🗿"
Bro Kratos is F*cking savage💀
My shorts just had a glitch and
"Brother, I had a thought-"
"No."
Exponentially more hilarious
that isn't a glitch, actually.
Kratos said no to having thoughts.
@@ciderspider2476 To be fair, that IS how he beat Heimdall XD
@@brunowillich1837 no, that's not how he beat him. Idk where u got that from
I love how he says no😭it’s so clear and straightforward just like him😭
When you go to Jotunheim, Kratos says he likes Angrboda becuase she said Atreus needed discipline 😂😂
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Wait a minute
@@ratchetexperience8379 kinky
He had a couple of seconds pause, so that means he pondered it well before answering. 💀
That's what always makes me laugh! XD
Trying to kill me?...maybe
Trying to kill my son? Yes
That was the same amount of silence every time
Why does Kratos saying “No” have the same impression of the meeting of the Byeahs in GTA?
2 fast 2 quick
He is their opposite. I miss the Byeahs. We used to hang put all the time before the plague hit
“Cheeseburgers”
“Byeah”
“Hot dogs?”
“Byeah”?
“Donuts?”
“Byeah”
@@Azure740 BUG COLLECTION
Byeah
"what if we took a stealthy approach to our next battle?"
"mimir I am a giant pale muscular man carrying an axe and two blades the size of my head and wearing heavy armor. stealth is not an option."
If Thor can sneak up on the Allfather, Kratos can be stealthy.
@@liamjm9278 I thought that that was like, a giant quirk or something though 😆
@@DLxxx Thor is a giant, even if only half.
Stealth Was Never and Option
Atreus maybe
The beard 'No' wasn't meant to be hurtful in my eyes, I like to think Kratos meant it as, "No, you will have one of your own"
He has a very different answer in regards to his physique. Atreus asks if he'll have muscles like Kratos, and he replies that although he's strong just because he's a god, he looks the part because he pushes his body anyway. So he definitely is open to giving more than yes or no on matters of appearance. Maybe it isn't as important to him? Or maybe Kratos is just planning on never shaving, rendering Atreus incapable of catching up lmaoo
It's him saying "No" in the most monotone voice every single time that is just really funny to me😂😂
😂😂😂
"Have you nothing to say to your creator, before you strike him down?"
"No"
Kratos is a man of focus. he aint no philosopher.
Let me remind yall that he saves Freya, whos trying to kill him, from Atreus, who the tried to kill her afterwards.
Well yes, for him it is not immoral to kill someone trying to kill you, doesn't mean he do not think of what person he is fighting or if he has to kill them, juste that if they tried and he kill them, then there is nothing wrong.
It would have been moral to kill her. He just didn't want to.
I mean, there are exceptions. Freya was a close friend that he owed his son's _life_ to. Things like that make morality very complicated.
He did ask if something trying to kill them not someone necessarily
He explains he would rather not fight her. He didnt want her dead more than him dying. It was a conflict he would rather not have
I got that "maybe we take a stealthy approach" line after getting beat down by a side boss. So I listened to hear if mimir meant we could take it down stealthy, just to hear kratos say no
Maybe Mimir was talking about a different baldie idk
Poor guy just wanted to get past a part giving him a hard time and kratos just straight up shut him down and said we do this like men or not at all 🤣
Imagine kratos being stealthy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@blackroberts6290 probably a random dude named 47 or something
Kratos 2018 : Grumpy Dad
Kratos 2022 : Consuela
And then Mimir says "there you have it lad" almost like he was saying to the player that he finally said "yes" in the game.
Reminds me of when you're a long typer and send a very important message to a friend or family member and they just type "okay" and "ya" and "oh". Lol
I hate that. Kratos would be a terrible person to chat with just for that alone. And I bet one could only chat with him personally. No way he'd have social media... or maybe, even, a phone.
Okay
Fuck, long typers are so obnoxious.
@@oldgods6039Imagine you just send him a very long and detailed letter in the mail for a job or something, only to receive an almost completely empty letter back that just says, "No."
Kratos: I Unga, I Bunga. Simple as.
"Father? Think I'll ever have a beard like yours?"
"No"
Ok... 😢
That's funny and sad at the same time😂😭
Kratos meant, "Yours will be even better!"
@@ElBandito loki cannot grow a beard, only a goatee
That had me dieing 😂
Atreus’ first question was so cute omg. Wholesome af
*Washing hands after using the restroom?*
Kratos: "Yes."
"Well there ya have it lads"
-Mimir
I always knew kratos was a calm and a reasonable person! Just take a look at how he uses this fine languages beautiful words to express his feelings.
That “No” to the beard question is brutal😂.
I feel like Kratos had been alone for so long that he's lost his ability to socialize until he had his son now it's just him trying to be better
No
Yes
These answers are all very Kratos, but also all very fatherly.
The beard thing is how he'd probably prefer his son not grow up too fast and how he'd rather Atreus resemble Faye over himself.
Denying stealth is to keep Atreus honorable.
He probably does doubt himself sometimes, but he has to be a stable presence for his son so he says no.
And he says yes to the self defense question, even though we see him do the opposite with Freya. He says yes because Atreus needs to defend himself and live at all cost, even if that means killing good people because Atreus matters more to him than morals.
I think he genuinely doesn't care if he's doing the right thing. It's only about what is right in the moment even if history would disagree. He lives by ask for forgiveness, not permission rules.
I also feel like Artreus will be a Heimdall of some sort. He’s not as strong as the rest but makes up for it in abilities and deception. His confidence however…
The King of small talk.
He makes every talk, small talk.
The beard one is incredible. You didnt have to do the poor kid that way😂
He only speak the truth 🤣
Why strive to be just like something when you could strive to be BETTER than something?
There's actually a reason for Kratos' short responses. In Ancient Greece, Spartans were known to use few and simple words in their speech, aiming for their communication to be as short and efficient as possible, without excess.
The greek word "laconic" means "someone who uses few and simple words to communicate", and it stems from the word "Laconia", which was and is the wider area that includes and surrounds Sparta till this day.
Such as that most famous of all comebacks "If."
Father can I press the "O" button? It's part of my training...
Kratos: Boy..... dew it👍
Mimir really is the best uncle you could ask for
No
Me breaths
Kratos: *no*
You might be greek
I have an extreme distaste for high pitched sounds and changing the time of day was horrible for me. It was worth it though. If you do it a few times in row you get a conversation with Loki. He asks Kratos why changed he time again and Kratos says he wanted to see the wolves again. It's pretty wholesome.
Probably one of the reasons (other than being a hilarious badass) he speaks so short is because spartan warriors we taught to speak and respond in short to the point responses. If this is intentional I think it’s an amazing attention to detail
It's called "laconic" exactly because of Laconia.
I mean in the original games he was an expositional talking machine though (other than a killing machine as well) he would go on and on with full dialogue exchanges
I always thought that it was because he’s not speaking in his native tongue and he is speaking in Norse rather than Greek so that’s why he doesn’t talk much
If I remember my history right, they were also smartasses. A ruler of someplace sent a letter asking if they can be allies only for the response to just be “no”. The ruler then sent a letter saying “if I reach Sparta, I will raze it to the ground” the leader of Sparta’s only response was “if”.
@@Masterprocrastinator223 there’s more than one legendary zinger from sparta.
I believe that one was from Phillip the 2nd, Alexanders father while threatening to invade Laconia/Sparta
@Masterprocrastinator223 reminder that the ruler you're talking about was the dad of Alexander the Great, Philip II of Macedon, and he did indeed come to Sparta- razed its grounds- and conquered it. There is no modern day Sparta. Still a legendary laconic phrase, but only because we've all been sold on Spartan propaganda for the past 2 millennium.
Case in point: Kratos, also known as "If Sparta's bluffs were real."
"hey dad, can you say Yes?"
No
Truly talks like a man raised in Laconia. One of my fav details about the norse series aged Kratos
“WELL, there ya have it, lad.”
I love Mimir lol
I love how the exact same voice clip is used every time he says No 😂
Atreus: Hey father-
Kratos: No
*WELL* there you have it lad!
Was expecting the stag exchange but this would do
Mimir: good thing that we didn't had to kill the stag
Kratosv: Yes
Mimir: if he attacked you had a plan to kill him too?
Kratos : *Yes*
I liked that one
Ohh lord there conversation is always the best thing 😂
Mimir is absolutely the perfect third wheel 😂 “well! There you have it lad”
Mimir was waiting so long for this🤣
Mimir is a brilliantly written character
@@ronniwalker7112 Indeed he is
It really shows how much we love Kratos and how good the game and character is to be so entertained and thinking so much just from Kratos saying
no and yes
I love that in god of war 2018 he said boy all the time, but in gow ragnarok it's more hilarious him hesitating for a bit and then saying no 😂😂😂😂
Bro is straight forward
When I was playing the game, Mimirs “well there ya have it lad” had me laughing so hard.
Kratos saying "No" to stealth is so funny to me 😂
what a good fine father. He must be a great person when he was young.
“Father, can I have a broth-“
“Yes.🗿”
"Sweet, I've always wanted to own my own brothel."
... A brothel?
"you ever wonder you're doing the right thing?"
"no, usually I just do it, and wing it after that"
Bro says no to terms and conditions
Gotta love his absolute mentality. Wish i had that much discipline.
Atreus: is it moral to kill
Kratos: yes
Atreus: gods...
Kratos: NO NO NO
Couldn't help but think of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure with that "NO NO NO."
Kratos is a man of few word 😂😂
Odin speaks a huge sentence of settling a deal with Kratos.
Kratos: *No*
The beard response was fantastic 😂
What I think is so interesting about the last one is that it directly contradicts how he handles freya
He did say it is moral and justifiable but not necessarily something he wanted to do. I remember somewhere in the game he says he doesn't want to fight her but if he has to, he will.
"Father... I think I'm in love wit-"
Kratos: "nani?"
A man of few words, typical father
Well he is a Spartan, they certainly didn't waste words
I love his "no's" bruuh 😂😂😭😭😭
Mimir's "Well, there you have it, lad" always cracks me up.