I like the idea of a game all about going wild and doing as you please actually tolerating doing things the normal, dull, and calm way. "You can do whatever the heck you like! And, yeah, that includes just... pretending most of the stuff most people come to the game for isn't there. Fine by us, yeah."
The "Thanks for playing, JESUS" ranking at the end really sells that tone. They really counted on people managing to push through without bloodshed (or without bloodshed they caused themselves, at least)
Poor postal dude he is just running arround smoking crack (by accident), picking up cats, and just living his normal life in a city full of violent people Also: "go to pet a dog, accidentally smoke crack" i love that quote
I actually just explained this game to my “video games cause violence” grandfather with the context you can be completely pacifistic and he was generally impressed by this game.
Jokes aside, I never realized the scientists actually will try and help you escape if you're nice to them and don't commit virtual murder when their hitboxes won't stop colliding in the doorway. I actually genuinely hope the scientist that jumped in first got out ok. He was one of the only truely nice people in this game.
I'm dissapointed in you Bumbles. You put all this effort into being a regular person going through your everyday chores, yet you decide to break and enter an innocent toy store instead of making use of one of the most powerful weapons of society: *TRADE!* I'm serious, you can actually complete the Krotchy chore without a single bullet being fired by trading Gary Coleman's autographed book with Krotchy for the doll!
Literally despite how everyone we've ever heard talk about Postal say "you can totally beat the game without even going Postal!" we've NEVER seen that as morbid curiosity kicks in before that. Thank you for your services.
Man you’re just a person that cheers me up with your videos I watche them all and you always cheer my day with them Please don’t stop your amazing work
That is far too simple of a question. The answer is BotW Link. The why is simple, he is the only Link who can be prosecuted for war crimes. Every other Link is either confirmed too young or strongly suspected to be too young. BotW Link is also kinda too young but the Geneva Convention does not recognize suspended animation so despite only being active for 17 years the court would be forced to recognize him as an extremely spry 117 year old.
Never expected you of all people to make a video about Postal. Not complaining tho. Also about the altered ending of Postal 1. The way you phrase it makes it sound like the devs changed it because they just kind of figured it went too far. In reality, the ending was changed mainly because the original intent was to depict something horrifyingly unbelievable, but what was depicted became (in an almost tragically ironic fashion) a somewhat common issue in the U.S. in the time between the release of Postal 1 and Postal Redux. It lost its shock value because the tragedy they were depicting was no longer this unimaginable terror, but a very real and very depressing issue that still plagues the U.S.
You know it’s actually possible to get the pacifist ending even ifyou cut off all of someone’s limbs and have someone burned alive? Truly a noble person.
25:01 "Oh, right, all the guns I found! I guess I do need to bring them back to the police, so I can get my money back." "Hey, are there still shells in this?" (Shotgun firing and Bumbles McFumbles screaming Simultaneously)
This game is a work of art, change my mind. Oh you didn't, cool. Also, you only got called Pinko 20 times? gotta bump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers. Also, the Butcher thing is actually a bit easier than you realize, there's a police costume somewhere (I think with the steaks actually) you can put on and the police won't hurt you while wearing it.
Knowing a bit about Postal I quickly caught on, and I say hats off to the idea of running Postal without going.. ya know. I almost thought you were going to roleplay spiraling into madness from all the mundane BS and going Postal, but im just as pleased with this outcome
6:50 I’ve always appreciated that a pacifist run is entirely possible. It makes it so the character isn’t inherently fucked-up, only to the extent the player wants them to be
*”I am nothing but a law abiding Citizen who smokes crack.”* Amazing video as always. You should make a video about Mario kart and how it violates the Geneva convention. That would be great.
Technically, the Geneva Convention is merely a suggestion, like other laws. You can choose to follow or choose not to follow them. So by violating the Gevena Convention, or its probable counterpart in the Mario Universe, and considering the fact that he is the second biggest hero in the mushroom kingdom (and beyond) the governments prolly feel inclined to look the other way.
What is the time, CV-McFumbles? Nah, but seriously, I’m always excited to see content like this on the channel. Go get yourself some coffees, you’ve more than earned ‘em. Edit: …oh, my god, I see what you’ve done, and I love it.
A major factor towards the backlash about Postal 1 was that the final stage was a school. Which goes to show that no-one who complained had actually PLAYED the game, because in that stage you can't kill anyone. Postal guy is just completely unable to harm children.
Hey, great video! Are you going to make a version of this where you do a "shoot everything you see" run through the game? Because while seeing you do a pacifist run and acting like that's what the game was really entertaining, I kinda want to see that. If not that's fine, this was a great video!
13:54 I got a game you may like then Bumble but it may be a little too violent for you because they give you an ax in it to use. Ask your parents if your allowed to play a game called animal crossing. (time stamp correction)
I think the funniest thing about postal 2 is that you can actually do a pacifist run if you want to. Like it'd be so much easier to just make it so the limes never go down, or add too many enemies to run away from, but they didn't, if you wanna go around as a friendly coke addict you can do so.
I both loved and was surprised at Bumbles doing a pacifist run because, ya know, it's Postal 2 of all things. You can do crack and people try to kill you. I honestly jumped when he shot the person at the end and cut to pixels. I wasn't expecting it
*In order to be controversial, just be yourself, because what you consider "normal behavior/thinking" might be consider wild magic crack bending levels of weird and disturbing to others.. THAT, or you have ideas and beliefs that are actually highly illegal and/or too destructive/psychopathic to be considered normal, Idk I don't judge till it starts affecting me personally* -Sun Tzu
"Age-restricted video" bro, he was literally playing the game in THE MOST safe-for-youtube way he could, what in the mother of [ heck ! ] could he have done to have this not be age restricted?????? (real quick, this is a joke, for those who can't tell)
I first read the title as "Portal 2" and I thought "Wait, that one got Jack Thompson'd? I don't remember that." Then I re-read the title and instinctively clicked.
How is he doing a pacifist run on one of the most stupidly violent games ever. Is like asking a pizza without cheese or pepperoni. Just the bread. Is kinda funny to see how he manages to pull this off so hats off to him.
@@pieraldodiaz2868 with other games its tend to be much more intended. sleath games in particaur its kind of an common thing that they lend them self to just by its genre excluding forced boss battles.
@@randomprotag9329 yeah boss battles in stealth games still is a hard thing to balance. Yet in Dishonored is kind of quite almost literally impossible to go without killing anyone
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Please let the the video be Bumbles doing a pacifist play through, it’ll make for a fun “I don’t know why this game was so controversial” gag
Hey, good news.
You must be psychic.
Bad news for me
I audibly yelled "YES" when I saw that he was playing a pacifist run. Fucking gold vid as always Bumbles.
I like the idea of a game all about going wild and doing as you please actually tolerating doing things the normal, dull, and calm way. "You can do whatever the heck you like! And, yeah, that includes just... pretending most of the stuff most people come to the game for isn't there. Fine by us, yeah."
The "Thanks for playing, JESUS" ranking at the end really sells that tone. They really counted on people managing to push through without bloodshed (or without bloodshed they caused themselves, at least)
"And I am nothing if not a law abiding citizen -who smokes crack-".
The delivery of that line killed me, amazing job as always
8:29
"This game was so cool that a whole tectonic plate outlawed it"
Why does Bumbles have the best quotes
Poor postal dude he is just running arround smoking crack (by accident), picking up cats, and just living his normal life in a city full of violent people
Also: "go to pet a dog, accidentally smoke crack" i love that quote
"Thumbalina has killed before and will kill again"
Also I think that ash was the one to burn down the house
I actually just explained this game to my “video games cause violence” grandfather with the context you can be completely pacifistic and he was generally impressed by this game.
Show him slime rancher or industrial petting then just let him play for a hour
Metal Gear Solid 2
Undertale
@@idiotgaming6376 dogpet is better
If you aren't fighting objectively evil enemies (demons, alien invaders, genocidal maniacs, etcetera), odds are good you don't have to kill anyone
Jokes aside, I never realized the scientists actually will try and help you escape if you're nice to them and don't commit virtual murder when their hitboxes won't stop colliding in the doorway.
I actually genuinely hope the scientist that jumped in first got out ok. He was one of the only truely nice people in this game.
I'm dissapointed in you Bumbles. You put all this effort into being a regular person going through your everyday chores, yet you decide to break and enter an innocent toy store instead of making use of one of the most powerful weapons of society: *TRADE!*
I'm serious, you can actually complete the Krotchy chore without a single bullet being fired by trading Gary Coleman's autographed book with Krotchy for the doll!
IIRC, You can also give all of your money to Krotchy and he will give you a doll.
Bumbles shitting on Hatred is a more cathartic execution than anything in that game and is better music than anything the dev will ever make.
This video was 100% funnier than the game
The simple ideia of someone playing postal 2 like a normal person just
Just makes me die of laughing
Thought the title said _Portal_ 2 and I was very confused how that would be controversial. Anyway, seems like this should be a fun video
Lol I thought it said portal 2 as well. No way that gem is controversial
You made me want a Portal Gun in Postal 2. I don't know shit about modding, why you do that?
Same
You mean today tell me you've never heard of the orphan controversy?
@@TheAnimationStationTAS nope, do tell
Literally despite how everyone we've ever heard talk about Postal say "you can totally beat the game without even going Postal!" we've NEVER seen that as morbid curiosity kicks in before that. Thank you for your services.
Man you’re just a person that cheers me up with your videos
I watche them all and you always cheer my day with them
Please don’t stop your amazing work
19:41 I'm more interested in the question of which *Link* is the biggest war criminal.
Honest Guesses: Either Majora’s Mask, Wind Waker or BotW.
That is far too simple of a question. The answer is BotW Link. The why is simple, he is the only Link who can be prosecuted for war crimes. Every other Link is either confirmed too young or strongly suspected to be too young. BotW Link is also kinda too young but the Geneva Convention does not recognize suspended animation so despite only being active for 17 years the court would be forced to recognize him as an extremely spry 117 year old.
Never expected you of all people to make a video about Postal. Not complaining tho.
Also about the altered ending of Postal 1. The way you phrase it makes it sound like the devs changed it because they just kind of figured it went too far. In reality, the ending was changed mainly because the original intent was to depict something horrifyingly unbelievable, but what was depicted became (in an almost tragically ironic fashion) a somewhat common issue in the U.S. in the time between the release of Postal 1 and Postal Redux. It lost its shock value because the tragedy they were depicting was no longer this unimaginable terror, but a very real and very depressing issue that still plagues the U.S.
oh
Fun fact, postal 1 was released on the Dreamcast this year, specifically it was released june 2nd and even got a physical release
Me, seeing Bumbles upload another video about a game with *quite* a controversial backstory:
“Aw shit, here we go again”
The mailman is here.
*With a vengeance.*
You know it’s actually possible to get the pacifist ending even ifyou cut off all of someone’s limbs and have someone burned alive? Truly a noble person.
Trying to be wholesome in Postal 2 is like trying to shove a blue whale through a wedding ring.
Well... Mike J the cow demon lord did kinda do just that in the expansion Paradise Lost =P
@@Brunosky_Inc Hold the cat silencer, that actually happened?
@@deltaknight2764 yup. She's even a boss battle
@@galesonicexcept said blue whale is the postal dude’s ex wife who is canonically named the bitch. Not making that up
I misread the title and thought it was a joke about PORTAL 2 being controversial. This makes much more sense.
25:01
"Oh, right, all the guns I found! I guess I do need to bring them back to the police, so I can get my money back."
"Hey, are there still shells in this?"
(Shotgun firing and
Bumbles McFumbles screaming Simultaneously)
You gotta love how some of the most upbeat music in kirby plays while playing one of the most controversial games
I love the idea of using cutsie yu gi oh cards to represent the most pure postal 2 run I’ve ever seen
6:58 "Postal Dude, what are you doing?"
"Crack."
"What the fuck?!"
This game is a work of art, change my mind. Oh you didn't, cool.
Also, you only got called Pinko 20 times? gotta bump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers.
Also, the Butcher thing is actually a bit easier than you realize, there's a police costume somewhere (I think with the steaks actually) you can put on and the police won't hurt you while wearing it.
impersonating a police officer is a crime >:(
Dude, do you know how much trouble Bumbles would get in for impersonating an officer?
4:25 I only hope "Thou Who Shall Not Be Named" isn't the only time You'l talk about Sly Cooper.
Hey bumbles, hope you know that your effort of just using the fluffals and not showing any of the edge imps or fusions did not go unnoticed
13:19 Sounds exactly like every mall I've ever been in, so kudos on realism on this one I guess.
23:35 Sanity not Included!
23:35 wasn't expecting to hear a sanity not included reference in 2022
Coming back to this video I think the funniest part is when bumbles just breaks character with the voice like when Gary shows up
It amazes me that postal three is so bad that the guys who make the postal series don’t want to acknowledge it.
"Games don't kill people, I do."
Knowing a bit about Postal I quickly caught on, and I say hats off to the idea of running Postal without going.. ya know.
I almost thought you were going to roleplay spiraling into madness from all the mundane BS and going Postal, but im just as pleased with this outcome
The Fluffal cards on the end was a perfect way to go to the Epilogue. Surprised a Frightfur wasn't hidden among them
I also hate it when I accidentally smoke crack on my daily commute.
6:50 I’ve always appreciated that a pacifist run is entirely possible. It makes it so the character isn’t inherently fucked-up, only to the extent the player wants them to be
This is a fucking masterpiece on shitposting
I'm just impressed that you didn't kill anyone
Rule Of Rose was probably more controversial, considering it was banned in like 30 countries for no fuckin’ reason
It's hilarious that we don't talk about Postal 3.
Postal 2 is a metaphor for the failings of the postal service
I too accidentally smoke crack when trying to pet my dog.
Tip for dealing with lines in Postal 2 if you fire in the air the line will disperse in fear, so you skipped the line without killing anyone
that's against the law and Mr bumble here is a model citizen who would never do something so criminal
*”I am nothing but a law abiding Citizen who smokes crack.”*
Amazing video as always. You should make a video about Mario kart and how it violates the Geneva convention. That would be great.
Technically, the Geneva Convention is merely a suggestion, like other laws. You can choose to follow or choose not to follow them. So by violating the Gevena Convention, or its probable counterpart in the Mario Universe, and considering the fact that he is the second biggest hero in the mushroom kingdom (and beyond) the governments prolly feel inclined to look the other way.
Half way through Monday...I knew this was gonna ve a peaceful playthough
Postal 2 and 4 were dark humor and stupid.
Postal 1 was dark and twisted , the loading screens and the ending is all you need to see to know that
Postal 3 was... Well, accidents happen
Everyone prepare for episode 41.5: postal for real this time!
What is the time, CV-McFumbles?
Nah, but seriously, I’m always excited to see content like this on the channel. Go get yourself some coffees, you’ve more than earned ‘em.
Edit: …oh, my god, I see what you’ve done, and I love it.
jesus christ the world's longest jumpscare buildup right here
Ah yes , the game that makes GTA look like a kids game . Love that game !
My dyslexic self thought this said Portal 2, not Postal 2
A major factor towards the backlash about Postal 1 was that the final stage was a school.
Which goes to show that no-one who complained had actually PLAYED the game, because in that stage you can't kill anyone. Postal guy is just completely unable to harm children.
I wonder how civvie feels about people taking a bite of the postal pie
This is one of the funniest videos on that channel and that's a HIGH bar already.
I like to imagine that Jack is just this good boy possessed by the Postal Dude. It helps make this funnier.
I literally beat this game 2 days ago. Your timing is impeccable, Mr. Mcfumbles.
Genuinely, unironically the best POSTAL 2 video I've ever watched, and I've seen Charlatan Wonder and Civvie 11's content
I love the summary in the end screen:
"Thank you for playing, Jesus."
Hey, great video! Are you going to make a version of this where you do a "shoot everything you see" run through the game? Because while seeing you do a pacifist run and acting like that's what the game was really entertaining, I kinda want to see that. If not that's fine, this was a great video!
I would love to see how he takes every scene and flips it on its head
You got a achievement called duck danasty
For a second, I read it as Portal 2 and was deeply confused.
I love the choice of Fluffals for the transitions.
RERELEASE EPISODE 5 AND NO-ONE GETS HURT MR MCFUMBLES!
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If only Bumbles would sign the Petition..
Gary Coleman's entire post-Diff'rent Strokes career is basically portraying satirical versions of himself.
What a coincidence this comes out the day I’m thinking about Postal a lot.
13:54 I got a game you may like then Bumble but it may be a little too violent for you because they give you an ax in it to use. Ask your parents if your allowed to play a game called animal crossing. (time stamp correction)
why must bumbles mcfumbles episode 5: lost video game movies not be named
well you see, it's lost
Normal people playing postal: pacifist runs
Me: “pacifism is optional BUT SO IS MY MERCY”
I think the funniest thing about postal 2 is that you can actually do a pacifist run if you want to. Like it'd be so much easier to just make it so the limes never go down, or add too many enemies to run away from, but they didn't, if you wanna go around as a friendly coke addict you can do so.
I’m finally old enough to watch this video a second time
"why can't there be a game where i plant trees," animal crossing..
"or pick up garbage" animal crossing..
"or feed the cats with-" anim-..
The delivery of the gonorrhea line was golden
chad postal pacifist
"a whole tectonic plate outlawed it." Cool. Shame I live on that one.
I both loved and was surprised at Bumbles doing a pacifist run because, ya know, it's Postal 2 of all things. You can do crack and people try to kill you. I honestly jumped when he shot the person at the end and cut to pixels. I wasn't expecting it
Man, I want a game where you're desperately trying to do errands while chaos happens around you. Like, this game but dialed up to a thousand
Amazing video, as usual.
*In order to be controversial, just be yourself, because what you consider "normal behavior/thinking" might be consider wild magic crack bending levels of weird and disturbing to others.. THAT, or you have ideas and beliefs that are actually highly illegal and/or too destructive/psychopathic to be considered normal, Idk I don't judge till it starts affecting me personally*
-Sun Tzu
Forsooth, thy flowers shall grow.
"Age-restricted video" bro, he was literally playing the game in THE MOST safe-for-youtube way he could, what in the mother of [ heck ! ] could he have done to have this not be age restricted?????? (real quick, this is a joke, for those who can't tell)
Now that this video is un age restricted, the only one with that label on the channel is, hilariously, his 1st Dragon ball games video
I first read the title as "Portal 2" and I thought "Wait, that one got Jack Thompson'd? I don't remember that."
Then I re-read the title and instinctively clicked.
How is he doing a pacifist run on one of the most stupidly violent games ever. Is like asking a pizza without cheese or pepperoni. Just the bread.
Is kinda funny to see how he manages to pull this off so hats off to him.
I wonder if he can pull the same trick with Dishonored if he ever reviews it
@@pieraldodiaz2868 with other games its tend to be much more intended. sleath games in particaur its kind of an common thing that they lend them self to just by its genre excluding forced boss battles.
@@randomprotag9329 yeah boss battles in stealth games still is a hard thing to balance. Yet in Dishonored is kind of quite almost literally impossible to go without killing anyone
The gameplay part really reminds me of freeman's mind, except he isn't sadistic
Never realized until now that there is no episode 5
I think there was
I would totally sign that petition.
As a great man once said. I only need my body and my soul to complete a day.
I dont know why im aving a sudden surge in postal content around me but im all for it.
YES YOU'RE FINALLY TAKING A LOOK AT POSTAL!!!
One day he’ll talk about no more hero’s
Fluffels...smart.
So is there a joke that's going over my head about that movie video, uh... not existing?
This walkthrough is pretty much literally Postal movie
now he has to do postal 3 or he won't be a true gamer.
You have a very nice gamer set
babe, wake up, mr mcfumbles back on his good content grind again