Gaali dene ya na dene se koi fark nhi padta ...bas entertainment honi chahiye...aap khas yeh kehn achahte hai..ki gaali dene pe hasi aati hai aisa bilkul nhi hai..
पहिले मर्यादा,पहिले संतोष....पहिले मर्यादा पहिले संतोष.....पहिले मर्यादा,पहिले संतोष......😂😂 पहिले पईसा.......😂😂😂 🤣🤣🤣🤣😹😹😂😂😂😂😂😜😜😜😜😜😅😅😅😅😅🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂 The video is Just wow......!!💐💐😎😎🤩🤩
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5:02 Phele Maryada Phele Santosh Phele Maryada Phele Santosh Phele Maryada Phele Santosh Kalua - Phele Paisa Ha Tumhare Pati Ke Ham Yaha Dawat Pe Nahi Baithaye Hai Ki Yaha Tanduri Roti Chhat Rahi 😂😂😂😂
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No one can beat or copy MJO.... Hat's off to the entire team....They are extremely talented ....No words for gratitude for their untiring effort to make us laugh in our busy and rush life..GOD Bless u....Carry on
THANKS FOR WATCHING GUYS...
Aur Kaisa laga KALUA ?
Make Joke Of ekdum jakaaaas
BB Ki Vines Live ✅
Kya shaandaar tha
Make Joke Of jabardast 👌
Jabardast bhai
we need kalua in next episode of Safedaa🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
One 100%😂😂😂
Ye aa chuka hai
Haq s😂
BTS boy💜💜
isme 10 lakh usme safeda se badla
Kalua Brother Of Safeda 😂😂
😜😜😜
😂😂
Hehe 🤣
Great connection he made
agreed
Nobody is scared of Kalua... not even Tilak.. 😂😂😂😂
Yaad nahi aa raha !!!☺️
😂
@@AadyaV2411 aapko bhut achha lagta hai yeah
@@ShivamPandey-kp6bk yes
No shit Sherlock
Pahile मर्यादा 😂 pahile संतोष 😂aree pehle pyesa was epic 🤣🤣🤣😅🤣🔥🔥
Fyilghij❤❤🎉😮😮
😂😂
🎉😢😢ठ्ट😢😢ड😢डभाडा😢😢😢😢😢😢😢 😢
Hii
Without abusing a single word and giving such type of content.... Great sir
😂🤣😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😀😃😄😄😁☺️☺️😊😊😊😊🥰😍😍😜☺️☺️😘😉🙃😰😨
@@himanshugaming522 😂⛑👖😃⛑😀🤣
susheiefrie
xjdue
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😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃
Gaali dene ya na dene se koi fark nhi padta ...bas entertainment honi chahiye...aap khas yeh kehn achahte hai..ki gaali dene pe hasi aati hai aisa bilkul nhi hai..
very nice man...keep sharing your awesome content...proud to say that this is our indian channel.......Thank Q
Mr. Mahi , kese ho yr !
sahi min yrr,.ptani piche 3 saal se mai kahaan moh maya mein fasa tha ,..ab ye mila hai
Yes..
Mr. Mahi ggdjdjyxcr
yes loved your comment and agreed
This line😂😂😂😂👇👇👇
पहले संतोष.....पहले मर्यादा
पहले संतोष.....पहले मर्यादा
पहले संतोष.....पहले मर्यादा
...........पहले पैसा hit like if u agree
KOTA जानकारी hj
KOTA जानकारी
Love from Ksa
Sahi baat hai
Mujhe bhi yaha par bahut maja aaya
Hi
Labad sabad krne baithe nhi h was epic 😂😂
00:17 kalua....😁😂😂 Favourite
1:27 forgot his brother 'safeda'😂😂
Yess 🤣
He said dada means bhaiya
Bilkul sahi pakde h
par safeda ne last mein call krke Kalua Bhaiya bola.... dada nhi...
@@Hellboyprime 😳😳☠️🗿
1:47 when backbenchers gave a Respect to Teachers😂😂
😂
पहिले मर्यादा,पहिले संतोष....पहिले मर्यादा पहिले संतोष.....पहिले मर्यादा,पहिले संतोष......😂😂
पहिले पईसा.......😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣😹😹😂😂😂😂😂😜😜😜😜😜😅😅😅😅😅🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
The video is Just wow......!!💐💐😎😎🤩🤩
3:35
Blast kar diya jaayega 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
6:37 speaker pe hota to mja aa jata😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣
2:13 laga re ike Ghar me phone 😂😂😂😂😂
After knowing that safeda is the bro of kalua again I came here to watch one more time😂😂 plz make the second part soon 😅..
Me too
Me too
Safeda me safeda ko kalua ka bhai bataya gaya hai..lekin isme to koi bhai nhi bataya...dada,chacha,Amma,dada ladikba
BTS boy 💜💜💜
Thx so much guys for giving this much likes as it's frst time crossed 100😩 so it's a lot y can understand too😂...
6:54 Amrit pite h 🤣🤣🤣🤣
In log ka talking style is just amezing 😂😂😂 4:16 tilak ki wife ka sence of humar😅😅😅🤭🤭🤭🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🧐🧐🧐
Only one army h
4:02 ladkia to ladkia hi hoti hai 😂😂😂
Best direction best concpt...
Best dailougs
Best comdy😂😂😂😂😂
Awsmmmm😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love you 😽
Dcvvg
Hi 😂
😂😂😂
Hi
Kalua part 2 coming 😂😂
Revenge of Safeda🔥🔥
YES WE WANT SAFEDA S REVENGE video
🎉hikkk
1:30 his smile 😂😂😂
2:00 tilak ki laughing kitni mast hai 😂
2:32
Kalua - Mom Laga Phone
Tilak : Waah Mom Laga Phone Kya Baat Hai 😂😂😂😂
Vfhjddnbdj
Gdvshzhsbussnd
india ma your chanel famous may karounga
😎😎😀😀
@@Lucky_4uvlogme mpiesa ,
1:57
What a kind of way he laughed 😂😂😂😂
I love you
@@SatyaPrakash-cs1hu control tharki bhai 😂🤣
@@saranshgupta9119 thanks guru bhai
Bhedan ki Tarah
Different level wala cartoon hai 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣
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My is
My
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6 hi
Mast hai next part chahiye, plz😂
Most funniest moment is...phly mariyada phly Santos phly mariyada phly Santos ohly paisaa😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣
@@krishna___2273 ji no 7h
I love you ❤️
5:02 Phele Maryada
Phele Santosh
Phele Maryada
Phele Santosh
Phele Maryada
Phele Santosh
Kalua - Phele Paisa Ha Tumhare Pati Ke Ham Yaha Dawat Pe Nahi Baithaye Hai Ki Yaha Tanduri Roti Chhat Rahi 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣
🤣🤣
Pehle pucho maryada kaun hai 😑
😂😂😂
Mast hai bhai
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Kalua 😂
@@AK_arena hio hjj
@@AK_arena 😁😉❤️🙄😘😂
*Bhai itne acche video hai very funny 🤣😂😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😎😍😂😁*
"Tanduri roti chhat rahi"😂😂😂😂😘😂
Vibrant Kumar 👏🏻😹😸😺😝🙃🤓🤠😂🤣😁😀😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆🗡🔫💴💵💶💷💸💻🖥📱📲📯🇮🇳
This was the 1st episode i watched of MJO 2 yrs earlier..and i am fan now😅😅🤣🤣
Me to
@@atharvpandit9416JJ
My first video was angry Baba and I am also fan
I watched every single video of mjo 😂
1:57 best part😂😂😂
Hmmm 😂
Hay
Hello
I don't know how many times I watched this masterpeace ❤
Please bring Kalua back! You have so many amazing characters already - make a sequel na :)
I was just thinking the same. I wonder how he never made a second video of Kalua.
Yes yrr 😀
😂😂😂
Yess
:/
Maryada aur santosh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mariyada ma raho
@@Henry_shi dnfjrnrnrjbejsnensjejdjejdhbehe eshebjd jsemkekskwlwndkkakekdlskdnddndndbdk dbddbdnsnsddnsndnnd
@@humakidwai1346 ya kya Hai be
HAhaaa pehle paisaaaa
BHAI MAIN BHI MAKE JOKE OF || MJO || BHAIYA KE TARAH VIDEO BANATA HU !
CHECK MY CHANNEL: MUTE JOKE
Tilak,Chandan,rachna,roli or tika 😂😂😂 sab ke sab mastak par lagaye jate hain
Punjabi lovers or kalua ke baap ka naam bhi tika😂😂😂
Punjabi lovers sahi kaha 😂
Punjabi lovers o
Awesome 😊
Are ha tika sultan langota taan 😂😂😂
my favorite cartoon 😂😂
8:11 हलो पुलिस, कलुवा भैया सरेंडर कर रहेन, हरिया के गोदाम में हैन। 😂😂😂
Waise surrender karna nahi chahiye thaaa 😂😂😂😂
Iski bettry to download thi😂😀😂
😂😂
Par balance nhi tha phone mein... Chuk ho gayi ek.. 😅😅
Wty
Who else finds Kalua the cutest character 😂😂
Me
😂🤣😆😜
La nad
Me😂
The old mjo videos has it's own charm!! ✨❤️
Hiii
5:07
Pahile paisa😂😂😂😂
Proud to be Kanpuria..... MJO Kanpuria hai, bhasha se hi pata chl rhis hai....😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️
Then you are not proud to be an Indian??
@@speedy7902 😂 arre nhi nhi aisa nhi hai bhai...
@@anshikakushwaha111 😂
@@anshikakushwaha111 Aaj kal Kanpur Bahoot Famous ho rakha hai , Bhabhi Ji Ghar pr Hain walo ke karan bhi .
@@anshikakushwaha111 hello g kese ho
0:20 best 🔥🔥🔥
Awesome performance..
Ending with "PITAAAI" was superb
U r always outstanding...
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*phir bhi tumko chaunga*
Love you guysss..
🅿rince gupta...
❄❄❄❄
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💞💞💞💞💞
Mom and bhatti parallel universe 😂😂😂
" वाह !!! मोम लगा फोन, क्या बात हैं "
😂😂😂😂😂😂
😀😀😀😀😀😀
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣
did any one noticed.... he called the police ..... even with the phone having zero battery. 😂😂😂😂
Yes
He charged his phone in the meantime 😁😁😁
Are nahi usne kaha hai ki battery almost dead hai na li switch off😆😆
@@AadyaV2411 a
Emergency no..
after watching safeda, this episode has entire new flavour
respect for kalua - helping his brother 😂
Kaise aadami ho yrrr Tumhar wife pe control tk nhi hai......tumhar hai 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😆😆😆😆😆 bahut badhiya saurabh bhai ❤❤❤❤
Aaj pata chala...Kalua ne Tilak ko kyu uthaya...🤣🤣🤣.. Safeda bhai ki story bahut sad hai..🤣🤣
Tilak's wife was hilarious part in this video...😂😂❤️
😂 Maryada and Santosh
आँख की पट्टी आँख पे बांधते है या माथे पे 😂😂😂
Epic One
Ansar Shaikh
@@bablisrivastava482 888q0 is
Jxjxjzksjzjj困境遇👆次要👌💭要的確會在啦啦隊長期間
Bahut accha comedy banaa rahe hain
@@sumanprajapati2154 k kg fdf
We need kalua in next episode of Sareaam 😂😂😂😅😅
Yaar 1000 baar dekha hai tab bhi bore nahi hota 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂has has kr pagal ho jata hun🤣😂😊😊😊😁😁😁😁😀😀😀🥳🥳🥳🙃🙃🙃😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰🤗🤗🤗😎😎😎🤭🤭🤭😝😝😝😌😌😌🤭😉😉😉😝😝😝😛😛😜😜👍👍👍👍
Bilkul
Logically 😁 1000 baar nahi hua hoga
Ha 😂
Iii
झूठ! सफ़ेद झूठ 😂😂😂😂 1000 बार देखा ही नहीं होगा 😂😂😂😂
‘Speaker pe hota to maja aa jaata’ 🤣🤣🤣
😝😂😂
nice video MJO . We Indians want you to be most popular channel in world
Gaming World , hey wanna a sub2sub . U subs my channel i subscribe yours
Santosh karo
Sujeet Kumar , i subscribed
Bhai kar diya
Adarsh
02:51 Anyone Who Dial This Number In December 2024 😂😂
जो कलुआ को नही जानता , वो दुनिया को नही जानता 😂😂😂
🤣😂😅
kalua kalua
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
8:15
Phone me battery aa gyi.😃😃.
Bhai emergency me phone kbhi bhi ho jta hai
@@Devya86 bina battery ka bhi kya🙄
One is Kalua.. One is Safeda.. Bhai to hone hi the 😄
Kya yrr 😂❤️
Santosh Maryada Santosh Maryada😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅
हमारी तरफ से 100000 वोट आपको यार
Chal be
Hardeep Kumar raaj
पगला गेव का बे
फनी मनोरंजन लाइव A yfgvcgydhdbchhdjg
@@archanachauhan8762 Pagal ho kya
That hsi of tilak was amazing 😂😂
7:47 that background sound in every video🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🙌🙌mjaa as gyaa
Hello
@@sillyroasting2652 nice smile
Hye
Can't stop laughing yaaaar 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bhot hsi aarhi h 😂😂😂yr
Saala Video pause karke hassna pad raha hai.... Hahahahahahahahaha
4:40 -4:47 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
M.k khan
Hi
Ko
3:20 aap jis Mobil se caal kr rhe h usme battery nahi h mtlb chose li gayi h😜😜😁😁😁😂😂
Mobile*
Safeda video dekhne baad phirse ise dekhne aay he 😂😂 Kalua 😄
Bhai main bhi
Are ham bhi safeda dekh ke aai hai abhi😂😂😂
Notification🔔
Dekhke 👀
Dil💖
Khush😊
Ho Gya😘
Crownex Status Aparna Singh ek baar hamlog ka v video dekho plz mast video collection hai
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खा लेओ कच्चा, पर पहिले पूछो मर्यादा कौन है।।
हम एक्को रुपया न देब😂😂😂😂😂
भाई कसम से यार... दिन प्रतिदिन सुपरहिट होता जाएगा ये चैनल..👌👌👌👍
The Exposer D.P.W epic dailouge
Vuh
Kon dekh Raha h 2025 me 😂 bolia na ji
Me dekh rhi hu 😂
Mai to 2025 me dekh rahi hun.😂😂
Kalua dekh raha hai😂😂
@@riddhisemwal9825aur mai 1947 me 😂
Main
Pahle maryada
pahle santosh
Kalua--pahle paisa 😂😂😂😂😂
Funny line
@@khushboomandal3823 right
😂😂😂
1:12 Tika sultan langota taan😂😂😂
Kalua ki hairstyle lajawab .... Hit like if you agree.
Frnds mera bhinyoutube channel hai HARSHRAJ OFFICIAL VINES
U can subscribe like and share more
Gaurav Kumar Maine subs kar diya an mera karo
M modern Tech th-cam.com/channels/JI6U9h4f4joshgLjBjlCAg.html
M modern Tech bhai ye channel hai
Gaurav Kumar hehhehe bahut sahi
😊Jo aadmi kalua ko nhi janta woh duniya ko nhi janta
:Was epic line
बड़ी बेसब्री से इंतजार रहता है आपके हर एक वीडियो का मुझे, आप दिल जीत लेते हो, बेहतरीन एवं बहुत ही रचनात्मक।
Nice video
5♧
Agla part kab aayega
7860853067
Hdbb
8:05
Abhi kaise lag gay phone. Pehle to nhi lag raha tha.
🤔🤔
Emergency no.hota hai 100,,bilkul chimarai admi ho kya
Bhai emergency me phone lag jata hai balance na ho toh bhi
"Tumhara nam tilak , hamare bade bhiya ka nam chandan, hamari didi ka nam rachana or hamari bua ka nam roli"🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sabke sab mastak par lagayi jati hai😄
Kalua bhaiya ka papa ka naam tika
Tika sultan, langota taan
Kalua ke papa ka naam teeka sultan
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Jo kalua ko nhi janta u duniya ka nhi janta 😂😅
I love the death silence in between 😂
Kalua - hum surrender kr rhe h
Batti - hello police station
Kalua - beating batti
Me - *phone mein to charging hei nhi thi* oooh bhaiiii 😂😂
पुलिस का नंबर toll free hota h
@@Target12396 toll free to hota lekin uski betrry bilkul chus dali hai
Sahi bol raha bhai banda
save from covob 19 😮
He can keep his phone on charging too
My friend: Who is the most funniest person in the world
Me: owner of MJO 😂😂😂
Btw, MJO hit 11million subscribers congratulations! ❤️🎉🎉
Phone mein recharge nhi hai but app download ho rhe 😂😂😂
Yr aap log itni positiveness itni energy kha se laate ho seriously my fav channel on you tube is this...😇😇....
Han yr. Likeit
isha shekhawat good friend
Can we be friends isha i like your words plz tell me quickly
Shi bola👍🏻
The most funniest part is at 1:01 🤣🤣🤣
Hello
Hii Didiya
That wife 😂
Hello shikha g kese ho
Super
One man army 😎 Sourabh shukla
Respect>>>>❤
जोंन आदमी कलुआ को नही जानता वो दुनिया को नही जानता ...मस्त है भाई
Are Hum kalua bol rahe hai
Super
हा भैया
Hame jante h brother
No one can beat or copy MJO.... Hat's off to the entire team....They are extremely talented ....No words for gratitude for their untiring effort to make us laugh in our busy and rush life..GOD Bless u....Carry on
This is only a single man
No team
@@Tanishq_Tiwari he*
Excellent voice and funny language...No one can copy or beat MJO...The masterpiece
"Funny language" LMAO
0:16 is very funny 🤣🤣🤣
KALUA , SHARMA JI KE DOST etc ...
Some unforgettable and unboarable videos of MJO..
salute you MJO..
come back MJO please......
Also amrendra barber❤
@@adityagoyal2874 don't forget jail ki roti and courtroom
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Kon kon safeda ko dekhne ke bad aaya hai 🤣😄
Safeda ka bhai kalua👌
Me
"Hume yhi samajh nhi ara jab office gaye h to raaste se kese uthaliy bhai" 😂😂😂😂
arun
Raste se utha Liya
Isi liye kahte he aurto ka dimaag ghutno me hota he
रास्ते मे ही किडनैप किया है
उसने बोलै है
@@mohdsirtaj1545 lol
Kaluaa brother safeduaa😂😂
Not safeda
Yaha se aaj tak ya to koi mar ke gya h ya-
"Maarke"
😂😂😂
This line got me!!
I love you