It took nearly 40 minutes to eat my first mango. I removed my shirt at some point because I was making a mess. But mama didn't raise no quiter. I ate that whole damn thing and it was delicious.
I just hate the smell of flowers lol But does that mean I like the scent of what I think a man should smell like??🤔 Now I don't know what's worse. Smelling like a woman or smelling like a man...plain soap it is 😂😂😂
Most of the comedians on this channel are either famous or of the "meh" quality, but this guy is a nice discovery to me. By the way, you slice mango into slices with skin on, make a grid on that, spread it out and eat it off the skin.
My man shower substance is also 3 in 1. It is body wash, shampoo, and a riddiculously abrasive exfoliator made from volcanic pulvus. The bottle has the finger grips, sure, but mine was "ruggedized" with silicon brippers around the perimeter of the bottle so I can't even accidentally let go of it. I should also mention the scent I got. It's gun oil and sandle wood. The label just has a little numeral 3 inside a bigger numeral 1, with "gun oil sandle wood" written in stencil below it. The bottle itself is camouflage for showers, so it looks like tiles. It has a pistol grip. And the instruction on the back label are simple. 1) point at head 2)pull trigger 3)wash everything until raw 4)rinse and leave 5)Go capture a baby deer
Deanne smith basically does the soap bit in the Netflix series, comedians of the world. I really like this, I hope they tour together. I wonder who wrote it first though?
He's an excellent writer who needs to work on his timing in "holding for applause". You hold too long, & the audience is waiting for another joke. Too short, & they won't hear the set-up of the next joke. & it can't really be calculated beforehand for different audiences. It's a form of intuitive muscle-memory honed through the experience of "bombing" & "killing". Instantaneous-adaptation to each moment-at-hand. W/perfect-timing, the jokes don't even have to be perfect, just workable. So, in alot of ways, he's a better joke-writer than most of the top-tier comedians w/perfect-timing. Time & perseverance will tell. #IvanDecker
This dude...lookin like the kid from Omen grew up..like he turns into a crow at night and summons demons from his spirit board..them beady little eyes in that good ol boy face, lookin like the lawyer version of Chucky. I'm jk he's cool
yes he's amazing, yes this is praise worthy. But you guys have no idea how unsustainable this is. Its very difficult to come up a funny act without any adult material. And making MANY is just a recipe for insanity.
Ivan is very funny but his joke about mangoes does not work so well in countries where mangoes are eaten reasonably commonly like Australia. You know from a young age not to make the first step in eating a mango peeling all the skin off. Having said that I am starting to think that a huge proportion of mangoes are now being exported because although you can buy them in season it's not like it used to be. There are some varieties which are not very nice and I don't know why they sell them.
This guy is one of the funniest I've seen in a while. And he doesn't rely on gross humour. He's a keeper
In the shower isn't gross? Dirty dirty dirty
we mixed 8 waterfalls together...lmao
Just discovered Ivan Decker and I'm a fan.
I've been watching all the videos I can find. He's hilarious.
The zoo one was the best
Absolutely funny and I like the fact that he didn't feel a need to curse while at it.👏👏
He said p*ssy lol
And shut up
Off-brand John Mulaney was pretty funny. Can’t believe I’ve never heard of him before.
He’s got dead, black, cereal killer eyes, though.
Oh my god. His eyes are dead.
His deep voice sounded like off brand Bill Burr
hahaha you said 'cereal killer'
'hey Captain Crunch i'm gonna fucking kill you'
he's not off-brand john mulaney, he's off brand moses storm and pete holmes
It took nearly 40 minutes to eat my first mango. I removed my shirt at some point because I was making a mess. But mama didn't raise no quiter. I ate that whole damn thing and it was delicious.
😂😂😂😂
Lol I'm glad you liked it
In Australia we take off all our clothes and eat them in the bath tub. :)
Rock on brother, may many more mangoes lay conquered in your future
Who mixed these waterfalls? It makes me feel like I'm kissing a boy on the lips. I hate it! 😂
I just hate the smell of flowers lol
But does that mean I like the scent of what I think a man should smell like??🤔
Now I don't know what's worse. Smelling like a woman or smelling like a man...plain soap it is 😂😂😂
the soap bit had me wheezing
"Grip it tight!"
Jerry Seinfeld content, Bill Burr voice, Jim Carrey moves.
and Brian Regan delivery.
Was just thinking that
Saw this guy on Just for Laughs in Sydney on Channel 10.
And I was like...I need to look up this guy!!
A mix of John Mulaney and Andrew Rannells that I can't unsee and I'm okay with that.
My man looks like Connor from Become Human
Different facial features tho but okay they are both white
With a touch of grown-up bates motel guy.
**I WAS THINKING ABOUT THAT**
hold onto THISS
Most of the comedians on this channel are either famous or of the "meh" quality, but this guy is a nice discovery to me.
By the way, you slice mango into slices with skin on, make a grid on that, spread it out and eat it off the skin.
kartaiss thank you!
I'm 36, discuvered the method you explained 6 years ago and last week almost sliced a finger, am I failing at adulthood?
Very original and funny👏👏
If you like this one, look for the one where he talks about zoos.
My first time eating a mango was with a coworker and I waited for her to start eating it so I could see how its done.
This was like 3 months ago
There are legendary sets. By all that's holy, this is one.
This dudes closing bits are gold
Lol dude was hilarious! 😂😂😂
All spiders that break the "Aracnid Accord of 1998" are subjective to punishment by death.
There are no compromises.
He looks kinda like the guy from the Good Doctor lol, funny dude
This bloke is hilarious, loved it
The good comedian
quality delivery, quality material.
My man shower substance is also 3 in 1. It is body wash, shampoo, and a riddiculously abrasive exfoliator made from volcanic pulvus. The bottle has the finger grips, sure, but mine was "ruggedized" with silicon brippers around the perimeter of the bottle so I can't even accidentally let go of it. I should also mention the scent I got. It's gun oil and sandle wood. The label just has a little numeral 3 inside a bigger numeral 1, with "gun oil sandle wood" written in stencil below it. The bottle itself is camouflage for showers, so it looks like tiles. It has a pistol grip. And the instruction on the back label are simple. 1) point at head 2)pull trigger 3)wash everything until raw 4)rinse and leave 5)Go capture a baby deer
Deanne smith basically does the soap bit in the Netflix series, comedians of the world. I really like this, I hope they tour together. I wonder who wrote it first though?
"Why so much grip?"
This is class 🤣😂
Thanks lady!
Totally awesome comedy
🤣🤣🤣 awwww I love this it’s funny but he’s cutely great some how i dont know
Good shit lmao
Great Set
He's an excellent writer who needs to work on his timing in "holding for applause". You hold too long, & the audience is waiting for another joke. Too short, & they won't hear the set-up of the next joke. & it can't really be calculated beforehand for different audiences. It's a form of intuitive muscle-memory honed through the experience of "bombing" & "killing". Instantaneous-adaptation to each moment-at-hand. W/perfect-timing, the jokes don't even have to be perfect, just workable. So, in alot of ways, he's a better joke-writer than most of the top-tier comedians w/perfect-timing. Time & perseverance will tell. #IvanDecker
I was thinking pretty much the same thing. Great material, but timing seemed a little odd.
Keep it up! Refreshing
Lol finger grooves, 3 in 1 lol
he's great!!! :)
I can confirm I'm officially a masochist...
... Mangos have pits?!
I know right, never seen a pit in my bottle.
Yes. They are long tear drop or oval shaped.
That was funny. Awesome
Loved the bit about spiders, I hate them XD
LMFAO the mango.....
That was good
Yesssssssssss. Can you narrate life please
This was funny asf
Fucking brilliant oh my gosh 😂😂😂
Just bite into the mango, ya dingus!
Comedians of the world C2:E2 brought me here.
This dude...lookin like the kid from Omen grew up..like he turns into a crow at night and summons demons from his spirit board..them beady little eyes in that good ol boy face, lookin like the lawyer version of Chucky.
I'm jk he's cool
dude, if little ninjas with poison daggers existed and they might randomly attack you, you would be afraid of them
Omg woooooooow lol😆😂😊🤣
Him and john mulaney could go head to head in comedy
Don't need to peel a mango before eating. Wash it really well and cut it with the skin. Your teeth will do the rest.
Very funny
Sounds just like Tommy Johnagin
I came here because of Netflix 😂
yes he's amazing, yes this is praise worthy. But you guys have no idea how unsustainable this is. Its very difficult to come up a funny act without any adult material. And making MANY is just a recipe for insanity.
Looks like Charles Grodin.
very funny dude. touch audience
Fucking cute Pete Holmes
Shower gun.
This video needs a how_to_prep_a_mango.webm
Freddie Highmore does comedy now?
I thought unbrushed teeth were yellow. his are... green?
What, you never shower with your bros? I thought everybody did that.
Only in the state penitentiary.
Why does he look possessed by Satan?
Ivan is very funny but his joke about mangoes does not work so well in countries where mangoes are eaten reasonably commonly like Australia. You know from a young age not to make the first step in eating a mango peeling all the skin off. Having said that I am starting to think that a huge proportion of mangoes are now being exported because although you can buy them in season it's not like it used to be. There are some varieties which are not very nice and I don't know why they sell them.
Who skins a mango???
Depends on the mango. Some have thick bitter skin some do not.
He s soooooooooooooooooooo cute
He is cute
He should of side guys soap everytime you use it we kidnap a baby deer. I guess that's how they get them for the girls soap
Discount Colin Joust
John Mulaney + Pete Holmes = 1 like
bill burr?
Lmfao
this is sooooooooooo funny
He has material similar to John Mulaney with a Dane Cook delivery.
Love it! Be a man. 🤣
A "bottle" of soap?
Aka body wash lol
The edgeless comedian
If John Mulaney and Pete Holmes had a kid together...
I'd be skeptical to believe that they were both the father.
Super high on the lame spectrum
6/10
Was what i told ur mother after we did it. No1 asked for my opinion, but then again no one asked for yours so what do we learn here
@@mohibr2933 we learned you're probably twelve years old. And that you have daddy issues
@@CharlesMcHaley wow I've been outsmarted too much damn i guess you got me now and that matters to me
@@mohibr2933 it shouldn't. But learning proper English should.
I rate your criticism: 2/100
No depth.
Have a nice day!
Ive seen him in netflix today for the first time...and he was hilarious