@@MaddieD_R Jurassic Park, and Jurassic world the two movies with said park take place on the same Island called Isla Nublar. Jurassic Park 2,3 take place on a different island called site B/ Isla Sorna which was basically were most of the dinos were cloned and stored until they could be moved to site A/ Isla Nublar
I think her performance in the Black Mirror episode "Nosedive" was one of her best. It was morbidly hilarious how she was struggling to keep her Instagram-like score high to avoid being sent to jail.
Alternate ending: both Owen & Claire run off after Blue, Raphael calls, "Next!" His glass of water behind the counter starts to ripple and he looks up at something offscreen in horror. Cut to the other side of the counter, Ian Malcolm is holding a leash that goes up offscreen and says, "Checking in," while the Rex lets out a soft growl.
CoffeeWithTheCynic Then Raphael runs off and screams the trex gets off the leash and eats him then everyone runs out of the building and owen and Clair get blue back and one glance from blue. The trex calms down and they load the plain like nothing happened. They land on another island to give dinos a safe place to live.
Veridian He has to keep up this new "Chris Pratt" character or Trapp will find out he didnt finish the job When he was given a new identity they did a good job, they made it look like Chris Pratt has been around for years
Amber Beam Oh yeah, they put it on the second channel, College Humor 2. The velociraptor escaped and started chewing on Raphael’s pants-needless to say, it’s hilarious.
"Can I speak to your supervisor?" I don't know if this was intentional, but it seems from that line coming from Bryce made me think of the airport scene in her episode of Black Mirror.
@@Kaline3659 Plot twist: Spirit "extra extra economy fare": instead of an Airbus, you fly on a compartment strapped to the back of a giant Pteranodon just like on The Flintstones 😂
As someone with anxiety and has certain things that calm me down during a panic attack, I fully support his need for an emotional support raptor! How do you know he's not an anxious flyer? Let the man have his Blue!
As someone with a legitimate service dog I really appreciated this sketch! People with dangerous animals that they claim to be service animals are dangerous for real service dogs. I've been meaning to do something like this on my own channel. You all nailed it!
Veridian Sir you are exaggerating, ok fine maybe my pet got a little anxious during the flight. What are you talking about? You literally just went into a plane and started to assault people with a rock. He is a service animal!
'i am tired of these motherfucking raptors on this motherfucking plane" Samuel L Jackson in raptors on a plane summer 2020 coming to theater and an airport security checkpoint near you
Love the comedy that also brings to light the issue of people misrepresenting emotional support animals as service dogs, aswell as bringing emotional support animals that are untrained and/or aggressive on airlines (the only public place they have access to be in). It’s a funny twist on a serious problem, I love it!! 😂
My ESD is allowed to move with me, despite the renter's rules. My ESD isn't allowed to go into stores, or public businesses with me. I'm allowed to walk her, but I'm not allowed to take her to a movie theater. Service animals are trained for specific environments, emotional support animals are trained for basic. My dog is trained to comfort me when I'm feeling down, but I have to keep her leash tight, because she's too friendly and she tries to jump on and lick everyone she meets.
bel pet she’s not saying an emotional support animal wouldn’t be allowed. She’s saying they’re two fundamentally different thing and the distinction is important both for clarity and safety.
Zombie Zebra yes it is, but local laws are allowed to expand the definition of a service animal to allow for more than a dog or Mini horse. I am a service dog hander and fully agree that the distinction is very important, I was just being a sarcastic bitch.
If you got a Jurassic World 2 ad before this video it's almost like they were targeting a specific audience that would watch the movie because they watched a video about Jurassic World. 🤔
Ben Whittington FYI, the comment was said in sarcasm because people kept commenting that they got a JW2 trailer before this video. It's obviously targeted to the video because anyone who watches a JW2 skit will most likely watch the movie, as in it's not a coincidence.
well, I mean it can be, (in Arizona at least) for example I have a dog who not only alerts me to oncoming (non-epileptic) seizures, but also calms me and in doing so prevent me from having a seizure... as such he is considered a service animal, even though the service he provides is emotional support... Again this is in AZ it may or may not be different in another state... and is most likely different in another country...
Chriz But for those of us who need them (dogs, not peacocks, pigs, etc) ESAs are just as crucial. Please don't make the good guys pay for what the idiots have been doing.
JAMS's Nana They're important as they serve a function, but it's the handler's responsibility to make sure their ESA is well-behaved and doesn't disrupt other passengers and SD teams. That can be a matter of life and death. 👍🏻
i loved that line "can i speak with your supervisor" reminded me of Black mirror season 3 episode 1 Bryce being angry at the airport for missing her flight to Mexico
"There's nothing stating that I can't have a dinosaur on your plane."
True
Thomas Labat r/woosh
Crystal Puffs was about to say that lmao
Modern problems require modern aolutions
@@thomaslabat r/ wooosh
Bro have a sense of humor
Now let’s go to those football tryouts blue
This is how you advertise a movie.
Amber Beam I deeply agree I know how seriously want to watch Jurassic World
Lol ur funny
No, they wouldn't be able to do that. SJWs would cry too much!
You know what's funny I just rewatched this and there was an ad to watch Jurassic World LOL
You sure bout that... have you seen ryan Reynolds advertising deadpool
Lmfao.."What Park?" 😂
I love u Chris ❤
Ok im honna be compleatly serios for one moment wich park between jurassic park 1 and jurassic world 2
@@MaddieD_R Jurassic Park, and Jurassic world the two movies with said park take place on the same Island called Isla Nublar. Jurassic Park 2,3 take place on a different island called site B/ Isla Sorna which was basically were most of the dinos were cloned and stored until they could be moved to site A/ Isla Nublar
That was Bryce who said it tho
Ikr I was dying laughing
When Leslie Knope said she wanted to build a park I expected something else
"Blu, GO FULL BEAST MODE!" that one got me laughing good
Very good, honey." xD
"eat your pole"
Blue is a Cigarette
Blue is a color
Blue the Dino is a raptor
(Spell right)
Aaron Corporation Blu is also a name. Erin is a name. Geoff is a name. Jeff is a name. Spelling is fun
Me to
Howard needs more comedy roles. Her delivery was amazing
Galliao I know right? Her laugh makes me even more love her
I think her performance in the Black Mirror episode "Nosedive" was one of her best. It was morbidly hilarious how she was struggling to keep her Instagram-like score high to avoid being sent to jail.
AGREED! They both do/were!
Alternate ending: both Owen & Claire run off after Blue, Raphael calls, "Next!" His glass of water behind the counter starts to ripple and he looks up at something offscreen in horror. Cut to the other side of the counter, Ian Malcolm is holding a leash that goes up offscreen and says, "Checking in," while the Rex lets out a soft growl.
CoffeeWithTheCynic That needs to be a sketch in and of itself.
YES YES YES SOMEONE ANIMATE THAT!
CoffeeWithTheCynic
Then Raphael runs off and screams the trex gets off the leash and eats him then everyone runs out of the building and owen and Clair get blue back and one glance from blue. The trex calms down and they load the plain like nothing happened.
They land on another island to give dinos a safe place to live.
Kira Dragneel
I wish I could
CoffeeWithTheCynic omg Yes XD
These new guys are pretty good actors, hope they stay for other skits
They were the main characters in Jurassic world
WOOSH.
Ha!
GSDA Rofl ROFL ROFL XD yea "pretty good" actors. dont mean to brag but i think im a good actor =)
GSDA "these new guys" do you even know who Chris Pratt is???
"What about that park they keep having to close down" park??? Wha park???? Bluuuee eat your pole
100% comedy gold
@@umlautabuser2769YEP!!! 😂
the kind of service animal that creates so much anxiety around it you forget yours.
With the power vested in me as a random guy in the TH-cam comments section, I here by deem this canon to the Jurassic Park series.
Maybe if the kennel was larger.
Isn’t the dinosaur almost as big as him or did they just cram it in there
Nick Ferrazza hahaha
Cosmic Knight you fucking know it xD
Nick Ferrazza it’s funny because blue was the same size as an actual raptor in this because in real life they are only like 3 ft tall
"Blue, full Beast Mode!"
Yay Blue is a 12! Lol
The way the customer service guy nearly has a breakdown when she asks for the manager is just such an accurate portrayal of customer service.
Always happy to see celebrities here and not at buzzfeed
Amber Beam
Wtf this isn't Buzzfeed!?
Is Buzzfeed still a thing? I have not seen a recommend in years!
Some buzzfeed channels have new names like ladylike and as/ls. Worth It still appears in my recommendations all the time though.
It’s nice that they have some comedy that isn’t political
Amber Beam
Yeah
I need my service dinosaur with me during finals to calm my anxiety 🙃
Or to eat the tcher
G0diear 16 or other students
SushiFairy update: dinosaur ate the test ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Alejandro Rodriguez good idea! That way my dino won't get convicted with a felony 😆👍🏻
A dinsosaur are my homework! Great excuse as J don’t want to die attempting to get it back!
Best deleted scene from *Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom* ever!
wolfjedisamuel this isn’t a deleted scene lmao
@@ryleemusil8791 You really don't get sarcasm, do you?
This isn't a deleted scene. THIS IS LEAKED FOOTAGE OF JURRASIC WORLD 3
wolfjedisamuel more like a good way to promote Jurassic World: Fallen kingdom!
No, it doesn't.
Raph was crying at the end because the supervisor was called, not because of the raptor loose in the airport.
Nin10 BEST PART OF THE SKETCH
Nin10 lol
A Karen is scarier than a dinosaur every time.
I bet she’ll be rating him 1 star
AwkwardSquirrel
Black Mirror Squad YES
with Double Damage... lol
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
AwkwardSquirrel black mirror reference 🖖
"I'm a 5 star man!!"
bryce and chris honestly look cute together
AC Bolanos preach
Charmander #04 ...really
Yeah
@@theanimalsimulatorbyragnar4391 why ew
I AGREE
Pat has changed a lot since last time, he even changed his name to "Chris Pratt"
Veridian good old Pat. He’s doing fine too!
Veridian He has to keep up this new "Chris Pratt" character or Trapp will find out he didnt finish the job
When he was given a new identity they did a good job, they made it look like Chris Pratt has been around for years
Don't be like Pratt Cassels
You mean Chris Pat?
Man crisp rat doin great these days
That last scene reminded me of Black Mirror, with that smile of hers XD.
Was wondering where I remember her from
AS SOMEONE WHO HAS A SERVICE DOG I JUST WANT TO SAY THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT I'VE EVER SEEN OH MY GOD
i know right? xD I have a SD too and everyones getting all butt hurt and my only thought is 'how'd he get the tranq gun past security?'
If it uses air instead of gunpowder, it's legally not a gun.
lol omg yeah that is the bigger question!
Seldenta you check in then go through security
Please tell me you have behind the scenes bloopers????!!!!
Amber Beam Oh yeah, they put it on the second channel, College Humor 2. The velociraptor escaped and started chewing on Raphael’s pants-needless to say, it’s hilarious.
Brendan O'Brien You *****! 🤣
Yessss
Brendan O'Brien wait waht no there isnt!
😳😳😳😂😂😂
While all this is happening the people in the background are like,
“Yeah this is normal”
I'm assuming you've never flown Spirit Airlines before.
“What park?” “We don’t know what you’re talking about” 😂😂😂
That dinosaur was well trained. It obeyed every command given to it.
Highest production college humour video
RetroSmidge I mean I'm pretty sure College Humor got the money for promoting Jurassic World lol
"Blue, eat your pole!"
Best line ever
"Can I speak to your supervisor?" I don't know if this was intentional, but it seems from that line coming from Bryce made me think of the airport scene in her episode of Black Mirror.
Ethan Jhung thinkin the same thing lol
Ethan Jhung right!
"You're a sandwich away from being fat" 😂😂
BLUE GO FULL BEAST MODE!
Your saying things she’s already doing!!!
When Blue escapes no one in the background seems to care that a dinosaur escapes and someone is holding a gun this makes me laugh 😂😂😂
You've clearly never booked a ticket with Spirit Airlines
@@Shadowdoc26 im sure spirity doesnt have dinosaurs on their planes
@@Kaline3659 Plot twist: Spirit "extra extra economy fare": instead of an Airbus, you fly on a compartment strapped to the back of a giant Pteranodon just like on The Flintstones 😂
Just let it on the plane, it's *_prattically_* harmless.
Sebastian Elytron ummm can i get a definition check
Is this a reference to practical effects vs CGI ?
It’s... a reference to the actor’s last name? Chris Pratt? I thought that was obvious...
Alley Oliver
Clever girl.
👏👏👏
As someone with anxiety and has certain things that calm me down during a panic attack, I fully support his need for an emotional support raptor! How do you know he's not an anxious flyer? Let the man have his Blue!
There's a huge difference between Service Animals and Emotional Support Animals
@@MelissaSeoulLiving2023
The video is satire and so is the comment. 🤦♀️
Pratt is on fire. Most lovable guy on the silver screenright now.
RoughToBeBuffTV
No kidding. First avengers, now another Jurassic park movie. He is everywhere right now.
Fire so hot he turned to ashes.
Jean-Gerald Betito too soon
D S Ikr, to secure a future just line up for a series
Why you gotta be like that?!? That's still painful to me and still don't know Where Tony is.
I love Crisp Rat
FandomTrash93 underrated comment
Same
Crisp Rat is beautifulz
Oh my gosh, hahaha now on i will call him that
omg that does work
"What about that park they keep having to close down?"
Owen and Claire VERY quickly: "What park?" LMAO...
this is everything ive ever wanted college humor and chris pratt
As someone with a legitimate service dog I really appreciated this sketch! People with dangerous animals that they claim to be service animals are dangerous for real service dogs. I've been meaning to do something like this on my own channel. You all nailed it!
you are definitely correct...nice lookin' dog too! gotta say it's quite the privilege that we can have service dogs, mine is my second kid.
Thanks. She is the Co-star of my channel :P
Totally. I hate seeing fake service dogs wig out and cause chaos. Like if you’re dog is attacking passerby it’s not a fucking service dog lol
Nathan Selove sigueme
How speciest. How about "with a legitimate service animal".
"BLUE! GO FULL BEAST-MODE!"
😂😂😂
Que significa eso?
@@maiamorenagalan6873 azul vete en modo bestia
@@josehernandez-vd9ih gracias
@@maiamorenagalan6873 Modo diablo👿
*'Icarus Airlines'*
CollegeHumor intros are the best.
Sarah Smith omg I didn’t notice that! And next to it it says “fly higher” “never stop” 😂
What’s so funny ?
icarus is the guy who flew too close to the sun
"Blue! go full beast mode"😂hahahaha that was funny
Clair: Blue! go FULL BEAST MODE
CHRIS PRATT!.....sorry, I should chill.
And Bryce Dallas Howard.
Crisp Ratt
Knight Warrior Same tho
Knight Warrior Chrispy Rat
Carlos Parra Chris can act and he's hilarious..
My pet rock is used for emotional support too
Veridian same
I have a pet boulder too
Your pet broke my window.
Veridian why is gamora?
Veridian Sir you are exaggerating, ok fine maybe my pet got a little anxious during the flight.
What are you talking about? You literally just went into a plane and started to assault people with a rock.
He is a service animal!
Bryce: GO FULL BEAST MODE!
Me:😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂
...and did Chris just say honey to Bryce!!???😲😲😲
Lollipop Gacha pero están en personaje,como Claire y Owen 😊😍
Yup
*I'm getting anxiety just standing here*
Me standing next to my friend's Chihuahua. He could have been the velociraptor's stand-in tbh
Oh Man. That was so awesome.
The next movie can be "Jurassic Plane: the Evolution of Airport Security".
'i am tired of these motherfucking raptors on this motherfucking plane"
Samuel L Jackson in raptors on a plane summer 2020
coming to theater and an airport security checkpoint near you
Jurassic world fallen plane Owen/Chris Pratt OH GOD BLUE STOP STOP AHHHHHH OMG
":) Can I speak with your supervisor?" That Nosedive reference there hahah❤️
Of course I get a Jurassic World trailer while starting this video
It's effin' *STAR LAAAWWRD*
"BLUE! GO FULL BEAST MODE!"
And also that black mirror refrence at the end was spot on!
If kids are allowed on the plane, that thing should be. Just sayin'.
New Message definitely a dinosaur would behave better
I mean, statistically speaking, WAY more people have died from accidents caused by children than by dinosaurs, so there's that to consider.
Really ? but oil is made of fossils...
Another thing to annoy us in a closed room for 10 hours, sure, why not
Ohh, we got some shade.
Love the comedy that also brings to light the issue of people misrepresenting emotional support animals as service dogs, aswell as bringing emotional support animals that are untrained and/or aggressive on airlines (the only public place they have access to be in). It’s a funny twist on a serious problem, I love it!! 😂
Blue needs a hug and hates being in a cage. After fallen kingdom she let owen know she does not want to be in a cage anymore and be free.
I'd rather have a dinosaur on the plane than snakes... At least then you know where death is coming from...
The Dutch Texan lol
And have a chance to hit your target lol
I'M SICK OF THESE MUTHA FUCKIN DINOSAURS ON THIS MUTHA FUCKIN PLANE!
Nope it came from the ones on the side you didn’t even know were there
Clever girl...
Damm! I luv Raph when he is the only one making sense!
"Oh, word? Because I'm getting anxiety just standing here," is my favorite Raph line from any sketch.
So College Humor is set in the Jurassic World universe. This is the best crossover event in history!
You act like the Jurassic Park movies aren't documentaries.
That moment when Pratt pulls out the tranq rifle and gets super serious. xD
My service animal would be a brachiosaurus.
Your going to need a bigger plane.
Chris Fielding Mine would be a dilophosaurus
Mine would be a baryonyx
no, beacuse it's dead
Mine would be Roberta ( Canon name for Rexy )
Miami Morty
please do not spoil the fun
That Dinosaur is NOT a service animal...
It's an emotional support animal. Entirely different thing.
Becca Makin I mean if their local laws have expanded the definition to allow any animal to be a service animal...
My ESD is allowed to move with me, despite the renter's rules. My ESD isn't allowed to go into stores, or public businesses with me. I'm allowed to walk her, but I'm not allowed to take her to a movie theater.
Service animals are trained for specific environments, emotional support animals are trained for basic.
My dog is trained to comfort me when I'm feeling down, but I have to keep her leash tight, because she's too friendly and she tries to jump on and lick everyone she meets.
bel pet she’s not saying an emotional support animal wouldn’t be allowed. She’s saying they’re two fundamentally different thing and the distinction is important both for clarity and safety.
Zombie Zebra yes it is, but local laws are allowed to expand the definition of a service animal to allow for more than a dog or Mini horse. I am a service dog hander and fully agree that the distinction is very important, I was just being a sarcastic bitch.
Becca Makin I thought it was a sub-category
Chris pratt should of used the Starlord card
Tommy Maxey Who?
simbasorariku3 come on man, legendary outlaw
Yes
never heard of him
THAT would have been PRIMO!!
"Oh, Word..Cause I'm getting anxiety just standing here" had me rolling 🤣🤣, and "can i speak with your supervisor 😇"
Name one person who was killed by a dinosaur
What about at that park that they keep having to close down?
What park?
I don't know about any park?!
1:52 Love the background people when Blue's out of the cage XD Like nothing happened lol
Of course shes one of those "supervisor" ladies 😂
Yeah watch Black Mirror nosedive 😂
Around these parts we call them “Karen”
Best Karen moment ever LMAO
well duh her dad is Opie the son of a small-town sheriff
@@legendarytat8278 when i made the comment Karen was just starting to really blow up.
*love it,the change of voice of chris at the last scene was perfect*
Bryce Dallas Howard is very charming, love this hairstyle more than the one she has in the movie
El Hori Which movie, the last one or the one coming out?
People at the back totally ignores the dinasour escape from her cage. So badass.
If you got a Jurassic World 2 ad before this video it's almost like they were targeting a specific audience that would watch the movie because they watched a video about Jurassic World. 🤔
This is the dumbest comment in history🤦♀️
Ben Whittington FYI, the comment was said in sarcasm because people kept commenting that they got a JW2 trailer before this video. It's obviously targeted to the video because anyone who watches a JW2 skit will most likely watch the movie, as in it's not a coincidence.
this is why my emotional support companion is a tapeworm. good luck taking that away from me.
Lol
XD
"Service animal" Does that mean that the velociraptor can ride in the cabin with the other passengers?
Yep! lmao
Totally
Chris Pratt is Daddy
ScarlettP No, he is simply Father.
Parks and rec Pratt is a dilf, current Pratt is a hunk
dad bod sure
*Chris Pratty is Daddy
ScarlettP no goldblum is daddy
She is right, i have researched, I cannot name a single person killed by a dinosaur.
“ can i speak with your supervisor “ nice subtle black mirror reference 😂😂
I love both of these actors. They're amazing.
ME TOO!!
His reaction at the end is like worst day ever at this job
"Can I speak with your supervisor?"
It was at this moment he knew... He FCKED UP! 😂😂😂😂
Ahahahha! Brilliant! I love the snarky humor. Pratt and Dallas were amazing in this. :D So glad I stumbled upon this gem.
“Blue! GO FULL BEAST MODE!”
This was hilarious!!! I laughed so hard.
This is so true
When I worked in retail I had to deal with these people all the time
An emotional support animal is NOT a service animal
well, I mean it can be, (in Arizona at least) for example I have a dog who not only alerts me to oncoming (non-epileptic) seizures, but also calms me and in doing so prevent me from having a seizure... as such he is considered a service animal, even though the service he provides is emotional support... Again this is in AZ it may or may not be different in another state... and is most likely different in another country...
Jurassic airplane coming to a theatre near you September 2018
I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MUTHAFUCKING DEINONYCHUS ON THIS MUTHAFUCKING PLANE.
Everybody strap in, we gonna open up some windas.
That's the 9/11 of movie ideas.
THE SUPERVISOR PART GAVE ME BLACK MIRROR: NOSEDIVE VIBES FROM LACIE POUND!
No one EVER believes that my dinosaur is a service dinosaur either! I'm glad that this issue is finally being brought into the light.
An emotional support animal is different to a service animal.
YOU GOT CHRIS PRATT
Pooka No no no thats just his stunt double 😆
su🅱️🅱️
exepct for Nebula!!!!!!!!!!:(((((
Service Animals are NOT the same as Emotional Support Animals!!
Chriz But for those of us who need them (dogs, not peacocks, pigs, etc) ESAs are just as crucial. Please don't make the good guys pay for what the idiots have been doing.
JAMS's Nana They're important as they serve a function, but it's the handler's responsibility to make sure their ESA is well-behaved and doesn't disrupt other passengers and SD teams. That can be a matter of life and death. 👍🏻
Chriz I agree 100%!
Anyone else notice that the name of the airline's name is ICARUS Airlines and that its motto is "Always fly higher"?
Chief pilot Bruce Dickinson! 😂
Yeah, saw that. Clever. Always look for the easter eggs.
Their motto could also be "Let us take you closer to the sun!" 😂😂
@@largol33t1 Heh! I thought of that and that's hilarious😂.
Look.
It’s Crispy Rat.
Wait no.
Smol Bean.... You just steal jokes???
Celos
O shit did i? I just use this when i talk about him lmao sorry.
Smol Bean lol
Look.
It's Rispy Cat.
Wait no.
Haha!
First there was snakes on the plane then there was zombies on a plane... now I can confirm dinos on a plane
Can't even bring dinosaurs on flights anymore! Thanks 911.
"Buckle up." "But there's no seatbelts..." "Then hold hands."
I love Raph's cry at the end its so perfect
This is cannon now you can't convince me otherwise
Ah yes, the Chrisptrattasauraus. A beautiful specimen...
Kodex I hahaha you sure dinosaurs man
AGREED!! That would be the most beautiful Dinosaur of ALL!!
By the size of the cage, the velociraptor in this is very accurate to its real life counterpart.
Dope
How did you edit dope?
They make a good couple and blue makes a good well kid dinosaur thingy 😂♥️
i loved that line "can i speak with your supervisor" reminded me of Black mirror season 3 episode 1 Bryce being angry at the airport for missing her flight to Mexico
Starlord😍😍😍
nobody survives even one bit he's dead tho
Burt Macklin
Star Lord fucked everyone, don´t cheer for him. Also this is Chris in his Jurassic World role, not his Marvel role.
nobody survives even one bit WHO??
Game Detective actually doctor strange saw that future and didn’t try to stop him, that’s the one in 4trillion chance they win