Kevin was always great during these. His laugh is contagious and he doesn't try to comment on every single headline but when he does it's always funny.
I was excited to point out the fact it’s funny he’s talking about prince edward being inappropriate way back then but then remembered it’s prince Andrew that’s in trouble.
I laughed, even though I think it's actually someone following a 12 step program. You picture someone narrating: '50 years later, I was still haunted by my deed.'
You know all those dubious headlines like "Premature ejaculation drug waits in the pipeline?" I spent 25 years writing newspaper headline and most of those double entendre headline were done on purpose. And the advert "Will the man hit in the head by a tomato in the 1950s" was so random that it must have been faked. It was probably a coded message. "When you see the 1950s tomato advert, please carry out your instructions."
The "House for rent. No poets" remind me of Dr. Schultz. His first Clinic was in a house for rent and the ad said "Vegetarians only". They didn't want the kitchen ruined by grease stains.
I, in fact got hit in the head with a tomato on Jun. 15, 1955 near McCarty Park on W. Arthur Avenue in Milwaukee, WI. Please reveal the REST of the phone number. 🤔
That hit by a tomato thing got mentioned on the show @midnight. They used it for the final game, where you had to write a response to that. I wish I remember the answers...
Kevin was always great during these. His laugh is contagious and he doesn't try to comment on every single headline but when he does it's always funny.
I can’t wait to go shopping on African-American Friday!!
I miss Jay Leno, the last of the great comedians!
You're right about that however you forgot about me
I like how random channels are posting headlines!
I have been binge-watching 'Headlines' for 3 hours.
3 days here.
I know. I had forgotten all about this bit, and loving the reliving. Tears of laughter.
Get a life
I'll bet that Trump goesto yh"Nazi hair salon
Trump must use the Nazi hair salon"!!!
I was excited to point out the fact it’s funny he’s talking about prince edward being inappropriate way back then but then remembered it’s prince Andrew that’s in trouble.
I miss kevins giggle
Anyone want to play a game of African-Americanjack?
I would but I'm cooking some African American beans.lol
1:19 I think the Term the Property Master was looking for was "Beatnicks"!
No pets.
Saved the best for last...Turdo Vineyards.
I don't think I would want to go to Turdo Vineyard as a vacation spot.
Springfeel !!! Callin from Springfeel ! Look it up
Kevin has got to have the best laugh ever
Love Kevin’s laugh.
Ozzie osborne made music with african american sabbath!
I saw a dog pee on a bag of oranges
*Ozzy *Osbourne
Who is "Ozzie Osborne"?
Never heard of him.
Ahhhh yes! The taste and aroma from the Turdo Vinyard!
I love all of these but I've never laughed so hard as I did at the call back to a random mid century tomato assault !! @1:47
You know it was some lawyer trying to start a class action suit right?
@@justcurious3119 oh clever... hadn't thought of that. Do u know the particulars?
I laughed, even though I think it's actually someone following a 12 step program.
You picture someone narrating: '50 years later, I was still haunted by my deed.'
0:23 I agree, he NEVER looked better.
At 1:51 I think it is a calling or signalling AD for a drug deal or a mafia deal. you know...
You know all those dubious headlines like "Premature ejaculation drug waits in the pipeline?" I spent 25 years writing newspaper headline and most of those double entendre headline were done on purpose. And the advert "Will the man hit in the head by a tomato in the 1950s" was so random that it must have been faked. It was probably a coded message. "When you see the 1950s tomato advert, please carry out your instructions."
When late night was funny..and not the bash Trump for an hour B.S. we have today.
They're all glued to African American cards.
think the best thing about Jay was that you never had to struggle to hear him ... kids, dogs, didn't matter 😂 ... what a great voice !
The "House for rent. No poets" remind me of Dr. Schultz. His first Clinic was in a house for rent and the ad said "Vegetarians only". They didn't want the kitchen ruined by grease stains.
Jay was so funny. Miss him. What's up with David Spade in 2020 ?
I, in fact got hit in the head with a tomato on Jun. 15, 1955 near McCarty Park on W. Arthur Avenue in Milwaukee, WI. Please reveal the REST of the phone number. 🤔
How about a fine glass of Turdo?
Oh, I bet Jay really heard from his family back in Italy about that one!
You know it's a Turdo when the worm floats at the top!! Not to worry, it looks just like a Baby Ruth.
The Pink Panther advertisement is funny.
It was from a Owens - Corning shingle ad.
They used the Pink Panther because they also made pink fiberglass insulation.
That hit by a tomato thing got mentioned on the show @midnight. They used it for the final game, where you had to write a response to that. I wish I remember the answers...
omg! I have tears of laughter!
I don't remember getting hit in the head by a tomato in the morning '50s, but then it could have given me amnesia; so who knows?
A neighbor wrote a letter to the editor complaining my Stepmoms cat was on his porch roof looking in his bathroom watching him shave
NO POETS😂
I live in a small Texas town called Wimberley where the true motto is HOME OF THE NEWLYWEDS AND THE NEARLY DEAD! Seriously, folks.
Ok, that's serious.
Too much time on my hands
Cape may love that town!
If I was the editor in chief at the paper who printed the Letterman article, I would be shouting ‘LENO?!?!’
1:31 That's Prince Andrew just saying.
Nope, definitely Prince Edward, and the woman is his wife, Sophie.
As a published poet...
4:32 You misspelled Trudeau, but close enough.
Fun upload
3:50 Not "newly deads" , "NEARLY DEADS" lol
1:35 not funny with what we know now lol