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  • @OfficerFlatFoot
    @OfficerFlatFoot 9 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    "Buddy, you just offended my taste in music, you just crossed the line!"

  • @jammastab100
    @jammastab100 9 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    "I eat organic food and care about my lawn more than other people"

  • @Brndnrchrdsn85
    @Brndnrchrdsn85 9 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    "You've just been buttslammed on the skippy and dippy morning show!" Ha ha, holy shit!

  • @battlebrother4128
    @battlebrother4128 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    "my free speech says no to your free speech" gets me every fucking time

  • @PunkProfess0r
    @PunkProfess0r 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I love how they both remind the other throughout to calm down…and then they both progressively flip out.

    • @PunkProfess0r
      @PunkProfess0r 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      “And YOURE a buttslam!” Lol!!!!
      …buddy.

    • @PunkProfess0r
      @PunkProfess0r 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh and funny how Thea stays silent on the phone from 7:26 to 12:26 just seething 😡 in silence until she finally has to pipe in for one last curse before hanging up 😂

  • @penguinscrumbles1402
    @penguinscrumbles1402 8 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    She sounded so heartbroken "So you killed my grass?... D:"

    • @BladeJones
      @BladeJones 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      They got butt-slammed!

  • @embossed64
    @embossed64 9 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    This has got to be my all time favorite. Are you sure these arent actors you guys hired? No one can be this gullible and self-righteous at the same time.

  • @Scoopski_Potato
    @Scoopski_Potato 9 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    "I, too, come from a loose cannon perspective."
    I don't think he knows what that means.

  • @pazuzu810
    @pazuzu810 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    "I, too, come from a loose cannon perspective"

    • @whalemoth
      @whalemoth 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      God, so much cringe in such a short sentence.

    • @nunliski
      @nunliski 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sellout!

  • @MinecraftMartin
    @MinecraftMartin ปีที่แล้ว +5

    If the Dude and Walter from The Big Lebowski had a child, it would be the guy on this call listening to Jack Johnson. Very uptight and laid back at the same time. In all fairness though, this kind of phone call would put a lot of people on edge I bet

  • @Joe-vs6gs
    @Joe-vs6gs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    “And you’re a buttslam.” What a fucking siren she is.

  • @dudeitskory
    @dudeitskory 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    “The big trees might make it” 🤣😂☠️

  • @drewvalentino9469
    @drewvalentino9469 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    God I love the lawn pranks. These are all so good.

  • @thatshaneguy546
    @thatshaneguy546 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I keep coming back to this one. This is one of my favorites. Definitely in my top 5. Love you Brad byyyeee

  • @deluge71
    @deluge71 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    And they were listening to Jack Johnson? I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried. Laughed so hard that I almost cried! :)
    "It's not my fault you folks are weird, and do weird organic stuff."
    "You just got butt-slammed!"

  • @Ticklehug
    @Ticklehug 9 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Best one in a long time.
    They were actually quite a good couple.

    • @whiteshadow59
      @whiteshadow59 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i will love everyone as they kick the shitty outer me on the street

    • @ezioauditore5792
      @ezioauditore5792 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@whiteshadow59 LITTLE DICK LISTEN FOR A MINUTE

    • @arisen6954
      @arisen6954 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@whiteshadow59 sheridan street

  • @theghostofblakephilbrook
    @theghostofblakephilbrook ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I listen to Jack Johnson now whenever I want to feel like a hippie with no balls. Which is never.

  • @hazyviews999
    @hazyviews999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "I buy organic food' LMFAO

  • @wimboogaerts8906
    @wimboogaerts8906 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Lmao: "I'm a loose cannon, they can't control me."

  • @Ohmz27
    @Ohmz27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "I also come from a loose cannon perspective" hahaha bless

  • @arthurcole6040
    @arthurcole6040 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Other people would just say, "OOUUUYAAAHYYAAHHYEEEAAYYAAYAAAH" lol

  • @ComputerDude2600
    @ComputerDude2600 9 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    9:13 "My free speech says no to your free speech" what the hell does that even mean xD

    • @CounterNerd
      @CounterNerd 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ComputerDude2600
      It's about the same lines as "I'm an American, okay? I have rights! This is a free country!"

    • @LedZeppelinWolf
      @LedZeppelinWolf 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      CounterNerd lmfaooooo I see what you did there

  • @wisewun88
    @wisewun88 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Her gasps are so funny LOLOL. They are funny together lol...you're a butt slam 👊

  • @stephenrichnafsky897
    @stephenrichnafsky897 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I remember when Brad did these calls god they where funny as hell and this call is amazing you got hippies

  • @carterfelderva
    @carterfelderva 9 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    they sound fun, I want to go to their place for dinner.

  • @bxz4428
    @bxz4428 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    there is actually people out there that show that level of incompetence doing their job.

  • @soupornaut42
    @soupornaut42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I can't stop imagining this chick is Janice Soprano.

  • @jacobh1995
    @jacobh1995 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    UGH I CANT BREATH! Did you know theses people were so uptight about their lawn and organic lifestyle? Because this was a jackpot.

  • @MistuhCoolio
    @MistuhCoolio 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    All these comments are like "man, what pricks!" I didn't find them that obnoxious. In fact they seemed like pretty nice folks.
    Still a hilarious call.

    • @percslushee8411
      @percslushee8411 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Fr!! Actually very down to earth considering what they had to go through 😢

    • @generalmarkmilleyisbenedic8895
      @generalmarkmilleyisbenedic8895 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Tell us youre a democrat/marxist without telling us, lol

  • @RickMakely666
    @RickMakely666 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    perfect target

  • @eric20ike
    @eric20ike 9 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    These people probably drive a Prius and think they're saving the planet.

    • @kingg213
      @kingg213 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Critical Unity He's keeping it real dude!! If you think that the oil companies are going to let alternative energy to cramp their style then, you are delusional!!

    • @SL-cl9gt
      @SL-cl9gt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      erkerk ladies voice: I drink organic coffee that’s picked by 4 year olds (UwU) ☕️ 🧘‍♀️

    • @kylekataryn3454
      @kylekataryn3454 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chevron is a huge investor in alternative energy.

    • @daytonasayswhat9333
      @daytonasayswhat9333 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Well, still procreating and perpetuating the so-called carbon cycle

    • @markmartin5765
      @markmartin5765 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      So true, and they think they are making a difference in this world driving that Prius and not using chemicals that came from the earth,that is fine,but the smugness that comes with it is embarrassing.

  • @pastry8281
    @pastry8281 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "You're a butt slam!" lol

  • @brendan5235
    @brendan5235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    These people have to live in Portland Oregon

  • @mcashw
    @mcashw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is one of the best - the lawn and trees are the best calls

  • @mosesmanaka8109
    @mosesmanaka8109 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    The marketing guy who came up with the phrase "organic" is a genius who knew there are lots of gullible people who will fall for the scam. 😅😂🤣

  • @KrunchyNaut
    @KrunchyNaut 9 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    You crossed the line insulting Jack Johnson like that. You do realize I buy organic food, right?

    • @DrAElemayo
      @DrAElemayo 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I'm a vegan.

    • @Cthulhupunk
      @Cthulhupunk 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      KrunchyNaut Everyone both knows your shopping habits and cares about your opinion, so of COURSE they do.

    • @peopleskarmasquad1042
      @peopleskarmasquad1042 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Scoober Doober Trust fund kids

    • @peopleskarmasquad1042
      @peopleskarmasquad1042 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dr. A. Elemayo I am sorry.

    • @BladeJones
      @BladeJones 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jack Johnson IS shitty music!

  • @jc9406
    @jc9406 9 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    It would suck to live next to these people.

    • @chuckharding4369
      @chuckharding4369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      burn some tires 🤣🤣🤣

    • @daytonasayswhat9333
      @daytonasayswhat9333 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I would have copious amounts of barbecue, constantly grilling, park, my diesel, pick up with a license plate that says hydrocarbon on it, and waiver Trump flag

  • @clownsechonk
    @clownsechonk 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    lmao this prank call was already over and then just got better!

  • @SugaryCoyote
    @SugaryCoyote 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Oh, wow, her lawn is extra special more important than other peoples' lawns.

  • @BladeJones
    @BladeJones 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Celia is having a fit over the fact that WKPI 100.3 the Gerbil is going to air the call. I thought she was an organic Patchouli oil hippie until she started using profanity on the air.

    • @Lewis_T
      @Lewis_T 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Blade, why aren’t you in the mail room?

  • @daytonasayswhat9333
    @daytonasayswhat9333 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    “We spent THOUSANDS a year extra for organic food.” These people can’t be real.

    • @jamesnoble3502
      @jamesnoble3502 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      She clearly thinks she's better and more virtuous than everyone else

    • @generalmarkmilleyisbenedic8895
      @generalmarkmilleyisbenedic8895 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@jamesnoble3502marxists gonna marx

  • @ConquerCollin
    @ConquerCollin 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    His free speech says no to your free speech. So you have to say no to his saying no, so it means yes

  • @Lewis_T
    @Lewis_T 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Pure gold, classic phone prank of all time!! 😂😂

  • @Sparkette
    @Sparkette 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Actually she did give permission, though I’m not sure if the law would see it that way. She said “I hope I’m still on the air” at one point.

  • @leslied.brooks-jones6625
    @leslied.brooks-jones6625 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “The mistake u made really matters to this human being…” hahahhahahhaaa 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂☠️

  • @AAA-uy2ob
    @AAA-uy2ob 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Thousands of dollars on organic food.........................

  • @BladeJones
    @BladeJones 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I'd like to see what this couple looks like. I'm envisioning tie die clothing and sandals. They probably drive a 60's VW van.

    • @Lewis_T
      @Lewis_T 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      A Prius for sure…

    • @daytonasayswhat9333
      @daytonasayswhat9333 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They both have an income of 300,000+ a year. The house is huge and nice. They own five cars between the two of them. I just typical hypocrite, boomer posers.

  • @stickypool
    @stickypool 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The organic food industry is a racket.

  • @ScammerStudio
    @ScammerStudio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    He was gonna go and and get a pencil made from 100% recycled barn wood and some hemp paper, to write down your information.

  • @SL-cl9gt
    @SL-cl9gt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This couple would make a great boss battle in an Al Bundy video game 😂

  • @nekad2000
    @nekad2000 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I only eat organic grass and never insult people for the music they are playing.

  • @patrickw9706
    @patrickw9706 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Luckily it wasn't broadcasted.

  • @peacelove6632
    @peacelove6632 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is the best one by far. She reminds me of my hippy friend from college haha

  • @Downtime-Remy
    @Downtime-Remy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I can't even tell who's the husband or the wife.

  • @fixairplane3624
    @fixairplane3624 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Best part is he knows they’re sue happy A-holes but doesn’t want it to get out!!

  • @DefiantMix
    @DefiantMix 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    _"My free speech says no to your free speech"_

  • @RootedHat
    @RootedHat 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    If this was real, a tree law attorney would enjoy!

  • @UpDownMichelle
    @UpDownMichelle 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "That probably sounds really ridiculous to you..."
    Yes... yes it does.

  • @derangedpranks
    @derangedpranks 8 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    My free speech says no to your free speech.

    • @trg1408
      @trg1408 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lmao

    • @davidmcclelland8090
      @davidmcclelland8090 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He's in the mafia!

    • @pauldavis5665
      @pauldavis5665 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      That is how liberals think free speech works.

  • @daytonasayswhat9333
    @daytonasayswhat9333 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This lady is the perfect subject for a prank call. you must’ve been licking your lips when she started talking all this gibberish about only buying organic food and what not.

  • @eatmyfun
    @eatmyfun 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    So he's an uptight.. loose cannon?

  • @kyebean
    @kyebean 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    100.3 THE GERBIIIIIIIIL! This shit is bananas. B A N A N A S!

  • @SyphexGaming
    @SyphexGaming 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "A loose cannon perspective, man"

  • @igloo2862
    @igloo2862 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Butt slammed

  • @SteamTeamRedubUK
    @SteamTeamRedubUK 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Hippy dippy radio man

  • @athiefinthenight6894
    @athiefinthenight6894 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Lmao the segment after he tells them it is a joke is so funny.

  • @davey2dope
    @davey2dope 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "My free speech says no to your free speech". What in the fuck does that even mean??

  • @stuartpalmer3793
    @stuartpalmer3793 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Jack Johnson, BAHAHAHAHA

  • @SaintDiaz
    @SaintDiaz ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "What do i get? Nahh i dont want that give me something else" lmaoo woah there, you just found out nothing was done to your lawn and it was all just a prank lol why do you feel like he owes you something? 🤣🤣

  • @voteZDLR
    @voteZDLR 9 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    This lady represents the most obnoxious kind of organic food proponent/stereotype. I say call her again (and again).
    And again.

    • @voteZDLR
      @voteZDLR 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** Haha, depends what grade meat you're talking about there with Hamburger. I do know Whole Foods prices are far more than standard grocery store prices, and much more than fast food prices. All the same, don't be so sure other people blow their money just because you do.

    • @voteZDLR
      @voteZDLR 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** Good point, good luck growing your own produce well and also good luck on raising your own cattle, assuming you're not a vegetarian. Raising livestock and handling the whole converting livestock into food thing isn't cheap, at all.

    • @voteZDLR
      @voteZDLR 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ***** lol... If you want meat, you gotta kill some of the animals. Period. Or you can just use them for dairy products, etc., assuming cows, but regardless, want meat? Necessary slaughter. Then preserving said meat, or more likely selling it and sharing it with other families considering you're living in some organic food commune. As far as growing plants, well, I mean yes there are books on the subject but any decent farmer will tell you that a lot of what they do comes from experience or being tutored by others who are also experienced. And I think it's safe to say poor people can't shop at Whole Foods, that's just out of the picture. That being said, my Dad is extremely rich but he's also a cheap bastard. He purposely shops at cheaper places because he doesn't want to spend too much of his money. In fact, a lot of wealthy people live that way. Call it cheap, call it frugal, whatever, but there is a certain amount of common sense that goes along with spending money = not having any after a certain amount of time. I will agree with you though that people are definitely way more dependent on society and the government and it's programs to survive than ever before, such that if we ever needed farmers ever again we'd go through about 10-20 years of desperation because there'd be too many people to feed with too few people who know how to actually provide that kind of service anymore.

    • @voteZDLR
      @voteZDLR 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ***** xD thanks. Thank you for being reasonable. There is still hope yet for the Internet.

  • @peopleskarmasquad1042
    @peopleskarmasquad1042 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    8 Hippies did not like this call.

  • @gabrielduran5147
    @gabrielduran5147 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Buddy"

  • @paulmaul2186
    @paulmaul2186 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:14 I can't stop laughing at that.

  • @phoneAntics
    @phoneAntics 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    lol This is great. Take that, pompous organic weirdos!

  • @angelica3744
    @angelica3744 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    They care about the environment, but still have a lawn, which is super unsustainable lol

  • @whiteshadow59
    @whiteshadow59 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hippies have lawyers?

  • @forevertweetiew1461
    @forevertweetiew1461 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I cannot get enough of his pranks. lmao

  • @storms08
    @storms08 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This guy is so great at fucking with people....it's best when they don't even know they're being fucked with.

  • @liloboy911808
    @liloboy911808 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I buy organic food! - Lady nobody cares! lmao

  • @barber5937
    @barber5937 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    These guys sound like the rich couple who offer to pay for Walt's cancer treatments in breaking bad

    • @xom.
      @xom. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      dude that's exactly what I was imagining lool

    • @SaintDiaz
      @SaintDiaz ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I mean they pay thousands of dollars for food and trees for there lawn and such so i wouldnt put it past them

    • @amp4105
      @amp4105 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Looool

  • @daytonasayswhat9333
    @daytonasayswhat9333 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Bravo. That was your Magnus opus.

  • @Thefatandy
    @Thefatandy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I like these hippies

  • @XenomorphLV426
    @XenomorphLV426 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Epic call.

  • @POtter-us6kt
    @POtter-us6kt 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    omfg.... I feel kinda bad laughing so hard at these earth lovers, but... there you go.

  • @Women_Rock
    @Women_Rock 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That couple just got finished smoking before Brad called

  • @Peachie4011
    @Peachie4011 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I bet they actually think they have a negative carbon footprint...squares!

  • @couplestherapyforsingles6120
    @couplestherapyforsingles6120 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Did you know they buy organic food?

  • @Haraazs
    @Haraazs 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    She seems pretty credulous to me.

  • @Yowazuptz
    @Yowazuptz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Bernie Voters in a nutshell.

  • @32SQUID
    @32SQUID 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Awesome call.

  • @recivditvrsuvsne4554
    @recivditvrsuvsne4554 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Holy fucking shit! This call is on a completely fucking different level...I am 3 minutes in and jaw on fucking floor...brafuckingvo on an incredible call ... Holy shit!!!

  • @mrfonz8034
    @mrfonz8034 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This guy is GOLD!

  • @arkmainable
    @arkmainable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    She sounds like a vaguely female version of that teacher from bevis and butthead.

  • @vikingvic
    @vikingvic 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    grow food, not lawns.

  • @BlackFlagHeathen
    @BlackFlagHeathen 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I can't stand these crazy tree-hugging vegan hippy types, which makes this about a million times funnier. x'D

  • @chileheadcraig
    @chileheadcraig 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Not SteveDave today? How you found organic hippies made it that much better.

  • @NerdsPwnN00bs
    @NerdsPwnN00bs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm crying. Why do they just get more worked up?

  • @davehowland32
    @davehowland32 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You should have told them that their dogs are going to die and they are going to catch rectal cancer

  • @TruVlogTv
    @TruVlogTv 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    to this human being

  • @Tensor187x
    @Tensor187x 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i wish i could see what this couple looks like lol