The U.S. Says The British Military Isn't Elite

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    The US has told the UK that they are no longer considered an elite fighting force. Saying that the army isn’t tier-one, it’s barely tier-two. It’s believed that the UK’s war-fighting capability has declined to such a level that the UK can no longer defend itself or its allies. The US added that it would take 5 to 10 years for the UK to build up a single division, and that the UK would turn up under strength in a conflict as well as being unable to defend its airspace.
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  • @Primordial...
    @Primordial... ปีที่แล้ว +65323

    US military: "but I know where you can buy some shit to bring you up to speed"

    • @AJ-kv1po
      @AJ-kv1po ปีที่แล้ว +784

      This 😅

    • @TS-jm7jm
      @TS-jm7jm ปีที่แล้ว +815

      all hail raytheon

    • @Paulywog672
      @Paulywog672 ปีที่แล้ว

      They'll just have to buy it from the US when there country is about to be over run like WW2 that they just finished paying the US back a couple years ago haha

    • @idenree5949
      @idenree5949 ปีที่แล้ว +407

      Doesn't the UK produce moat of its weapons? It's not the quality they're talking about, it's the quantity of it.
      Do some research before you talk.

    • @OmarSharifRobin
      @OmarSharifRobin 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This is what America does all over the world. Sell weapons and in some cases by causing conflicts. For example they will send Ukraine some weapons and show them ‘oh look we are giving aid to Ukraine’ but then after giving a few samples they will force Ukraine to buy western weapons

  • @BritishLad82
    @BritishLad82 ปีที่แล้ว +152956

    Basically a Son telling his Father that he's getting Old

    • @thatpole4225
      @thatpole4225 ปีที่แล้ว +4600

      bruh 💀

    • @TheContingency25x
      @TheContingency25x ปีที่แล้ว +6332

      @@thatpole4225 Well he ain’t wrong.

    • @bigapestudios9847
      @bigapestudios9847 ปีที่แล้ว +1377

      well put haha

    • @TheContingency25x
      @TheContingency25x ปีที่แล้ว +2083

      It’s like when that rebellious child grows up.

    • @pdjhh
      @pdjhh ปีที่แล้ว +915

      And that he has to hand over his car keys.

  • @Lasko395
    @Lasko395 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +528

    😅 bet they dropped a shopping catalogue off at the same time.

    • @Chayliss
      @Chayliss 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Well played.
      I just saw a.video of us training Germans on machine guns.
      When u shop, how does it work to include the training too?
      I mean I guess we probably also do the shipping then, so the trainers can secure its delivery.

    • @su1t0n11
      @su1t0n11 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@Chaylisseveryone know that video, they weren't "training" them. German machine guns are just used in a different way

  • @TheWhite_Arrow
    @TheWhite_Arrow 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +117

    US two seconds after saying that: "So... Wanna buy some Abrams?" :3

    • @razakid1993
      @razakid1993 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Abrams suck compared to the challenger 2

    • @HANKSANDY69420
      @HANKSANDY69420 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@@razakid1993 *the what now*

    • @razakid1993
      @razakid1993 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@HANKSANDY69420 abrams, not important don't worry, just some yank junk you can't boil a kettle in.

    • @Cupit29
      @Cupit29 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@razakid1993 But they're cheaper.

    • @razakid1993
      @razakid1993 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@Cupit29 quality over quantity my guy. We're Germanic/celtic not Chinese 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧💪

  • @spbidlal109
    @spbidlal109 หลายเดือนก่อน +3469

    Usa droppin a diss track on the uk

    • @jonathan1869
      @jonathan1869 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +87

      Not like U.S.

    • @damisiakinpelu6859
      @damisiakinpelu6859 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      @@jonathan1869this…this is the best comment reply I hv EVER seen

    • @littleredridinghood5092
      @littleredridinghood5092 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      UK knows they don't have to get ready for any war because it is only them and their allies funding all the chaos in the world.

    • @what6336
      @what6336 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      More like sishi sunak is not capable .

    • @alanrunner6397
      @alanrunner6397 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Tunak tunak🛺🛺

  • @needbettername8583
    @needbettername8583 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1983

    USA: Dad, you need to get in the gym

    • @LeonidasHEXX
      @LeonidasHEXX 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      Lmao

    • @W8STE_
      @W8STE_ 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      Us is better

    • @thatonecanadian9140
      @thatonecanadian9140 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

      ​@@W8STE_ Normally I would argue that fact. However as a Canadian under Trudeau's control I will hang my head low and stay quiet. 😂

    • @TheCanadianCitizen
      @TheCanadianCitizen 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@thatonecanadian9140 I would rather get invaded by the Americans then stay under Trudeau and the British

    • @_spiderman_5507
      @_spiderman_5507 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Bruh the US is the Englands daddy

  • @jedijake2482
    @jedijake2482 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +28

    USA: you can’t fight
    Britain: looks at Germany

    • @paulmikkeltaka102
      @paulmikkeltaka102 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Deutschland: Guck mich nicht an, Bitte 😭😭😭

    • @obedientfire840
      @obedientfire840 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Its ok Germany .. you have now been invaded and divided 😊

  • @SpaceMonkeyBoi
    @SpaceMonkeyBoi 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    They should at least fix up their navy like the good old days.

  • @ffferdinanddd
    @ffferdinanddd 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9528

    US: “You had a good run, enjoy your retirement”
    UK: “No, no, NO!”

    • @OfficialocvxD
      @OfficialocvxD 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +90

      cars 3 reference

    • @glitchxedfix134
      @glitchxedfix134 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +92

      UK: "WAIT WAIT WAIT"

    • @ffferdinanddd
      @ffferdinanddd 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@OfficialocvxD YESSS

    • @LilKwann
      @LilKwann 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Bro I felt this 😂

    • @frozen9065
      @frozen9065 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      America’s next sadly, might have another decent 20-30 years but it’s downhill from here

  • @Malthanos
    @Malthanos ปีที่แล้ว +38281

    The quality of their troops isn't the issue. It's the quantity.

    • @themilkman6644
      @themilkman6644 ปีที่แล้ว +3136

      Idk much about the army but I know the royal marines have an insane basic training compared to America's, I'm pretty bias towards American marines but the royal marines go through like 36 weeks for basic

    • @kingjames7904
      @kingjames7904 ปีที่แล้ว +587

      yea....thats the problem

    • @definitelynotstalin4306
      @definitelynotstalin4306 ปีที่แล้ว +698

      Hasn't that been their issue since ww1?

    • @darkknight11785
      @darkknight11785 ปีที่แล้ว +1038

      I'll be honest man quality over quantity for soldiers I'd rather have quality Russia is having The opposite they are having quantity instead of quality

    • @Michon911
      @Michon911 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      Its the total opposite of China

  • @gustofgood4257
    @gustofgood4257 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +198

    Didnt the uk force america to surrender in a wargames exercise in 2021?

    • @FiladelfiaNow
      @FiladelfiaNow 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

      That was then and this is now. A lot of things have changed/declined/degenerated/pussified

    • @pedanticchicken2117
      @pedanticchicken2117 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +81

      The US also lets people win all the time, the point of those war games is so that US soldiers realize they can lose. Also, the US is place on very heavy handicaps for almost all war games. Japans navy can't beat ours ever, but in war games they did. For Christ sake the Germans beat us back in 2010 or so when in reality the national guard of Rhode Island has a better equipped and trained force than Germany.

    • @Jebu911
      @Jebu911 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +51

      ​@@pedanticchicken2117going to press x for doubt on that last one

    • @Lasko395
      @Lasko395 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      Yea thats true. America has firepower and numbers. often in those wargames exercises some of their tactics and leadership gets exposed but thats what the games are about.

    • @LiterallyMe05
      @LiterallyMe05 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +31

      War games are specifically manufactured in such a way that the US or NATO (If its NATO vs Russia or China type war games) is given every form of disadvantage possible. This is to test how well the armed forces would do in case of the worst possible scenario. War games are also massive publicity stunts for the other nations', so that more people are inclined to support and join the other nations' military.
      In reality, the worst case scenario is not very likely. But the saying is "Prepare for the worst, hope for the best"

  • @TizzmantineUK
    @TizzmantineUK 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

    Hang about mate, the sas want a word 😅

    • @randomperson774
      @randomperson774 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      The sas are a small group of elite units and were made for special operations not general combat

    • @paulchilders9969
      @paulchilders9969 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      All 5 of them.

  • @ulyfromtinder3850
    @ulyfromtinder3850 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +3085

    Damn 💀 they really just called UK "lil bro"

    • @joeyboudreaux8504
      @joeyboudreaux8504 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +82

      More like "old man."

    • @joehenry1934
      @joehenry1934 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

      You are the United States best allies and don't you dare believe that garbage

    • @enoch123
      @enoch123 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      This rap beef gettin out of hand

    • @jbrogert
      @jbrogert 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

      The UK has been "lil bro" for 150 years.

    • @Dusticulous
      @Dusticulous 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      The UK is tiny, weak, and has a funny accent, so they're definitely actually a geriatric old man

  • @norfangl3480
    @norfangl3480 ปีที่แล้ว +16983

    UK after cutting down their forces after a decade "how could this happen?"

    • @silverhost9782
      @silverhost9782 ปีที่แล้ว +570

      Lot longer than a decade tbf, its been going on since the 60s

    • @garretphegley8796
      @garretphegley8796 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      ​@Silverhost978 It's been going on since the 40's ma dude.

    • @silverhost9782
      @silverhost9782 ปีที่แล้ว +407

      @@garretphegley8796 I mean, of course they cut down after the war. That makes logical sense. They spent the 50s as a peer force to the USA and USSR, and then in the 60s decided it wasn't worth it anymore and began to cut down

    • @sleezyastheocean
      @sleezyastheocean ปีที่แล้ว +42

      They were better off as colonists.

    • @rambo-cambo3581
      @rambo-cambo3581 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      It's one of the top 5 military powers in the world, and its a tiny island
      What do you want?

  • @stephennisbet7392
    @stephennisbet7392 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +35

    The thing is the uk has the best special forces in the world

    • @SoggyMonster
      @SoggyMonster 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      Saying the SAS is better than Delta is a wild take
      Older than Delta? Yes. Delta modeled after the SAS? Also yes. Better? Highly unlikely

    • @suggestagoodnameformeplz1035
      @suggestagoodnameformeplz1035 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@SoggyMonsterits funny asf tryna research this, went to Google to try find some backing for who is the more elite force.
      I found a few articles saying delta are 'the most elite force in the world' and they were all American sources.
      Found some more articles saying SAS are the most elite in the world....as an English guy, u wanna bet who published em?😂
      Ima say this, I have no clue which force is superior and I sure as sh*t hope we don't have to find out any time soon

    • @kevinotoole2285
      @kevinotoole2285 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Special forces won’t lead a line to line battle it’s your infantry that needs to be brought back up sure they can do raids like no one else in cqb but they support the infantry whether your admin logistics sf or artillery your mission is to support the infantry on the ground with what they’re doing no matter what.

    • @AndrewMordini
      @AndrewMordini 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      is the SAS and SBS incredible? yes... do they match Delta? no. they dont have the funding or the combat experience to compete anymore

    • @SavageThermo
      @SavageThermo 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Recces still beat the uk special by far.

  • @MrGuy125
    @MrGuy125 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +25

    USA bragging about their military acting like they don’t divert every taxpayer dollar to the army

    • @UniverseExp91
      @UniverseExp91 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      Because they don't... if you had bothered to google up a bit, you would've found out that the US only spends 2.9% of their GDP on the military

    • @chipman1589
      @chipman1589 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      They don’t. They just divert it to mostly useless stuff, like $700,000 I believe it was, to a mental health nonprofit decreasing stigma and increasing support for mental health in games, and crying about gamergate 2

    • @TSD4027
      @TSD4027 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Poland spends a larger chunk of its GDP on its military than the US does.

    • @Germain-ys8zz
      @Germain-ys8zz 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      A huge amount of the military budget doesn’t go to the army but to the soldiers and their families like those benefits aren’t really free those hospitals visits and special teachers or what not is in the military budget

    • @khalidshubbar6911
      @khalidshubbar6911 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      What's healthcare? All I know is shotgun.

  • @pandemonium2536
    @pandemonium2536 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +1108

    Uk: *Exists*
    Us: "You're getting old father. Old and WEAK"

    • @ethanbacote6347
      @ethanbacote6347 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      I read this in the fish that is always yelling in SpongeBob voice {ifykwim}

    • @insanecheapo195
      @insanecheapo195 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      The US being compared to The Son is sorta accurate

    • @jarredcalvo2036
      @jarredcalvo2036 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Old isn't weak but incompetence is .

    • @pandemonium2536
      @pandemonium2536 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @jarredcalvo2036 Bro I'm just making a joke, no need to try and be serious here.

    • @R_52.
      @R_52. 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@jarredcalvo2036Example: Mussolini's new fascist army was weak because of Mussolini's incompetence

  • @nipplecream3099
    @nipplecream3099 ปีที่แล้ว +20283

    what it sounds like: “damn UK, your military sucks ass lmao”
    what it really is: “pssst UK, here’s a justification to up your defense budget”

    • @sundancetitan5675
      @sundancetitan5675 ปีที่แล้ว +902

      Damn I never thought of it that way

    • @aidan11162
      @aidan11162 ปีที่แล้ว +478

      If you want to play on the world stage and act like you should be taken seriously then be prepared to pay for it.

    • @nipplecream3099
      @nipplecream3099 ปีที่แล้ว +1203

      @@aidan11162 don’t get me wrong, the US *is* also saying this because they’re disappointed in the UK military
      but the practical purpose of this being public is to give the UK defense sector leverage to say “look guys! the US says our military is shit! we need more money!”
      the US is just trying to get a break from carrying NATO

    • @rogerarmy8659
      @rogerarmy8659 ปีที่แล้ว +311

      @@nipplecream3099
      yeah very true. the uk's military is very well trained and capable. however we havent been able to or develop any large new vehciles or aircraft due to budget. its a shame but that budget is a major issue

    • @scottbarnard4659
      @scottbarnard4659 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      No way we just set a record for the longest time under sea with our submarine. And just for personal note we lost a few solider in afgan because America where shooting us in friendly fire lmao.

  • @stephennisbet7392
    @stephennisbet7392 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +53

    How about no starting a war and crying for the uk to help you out like Iraq and Afghanistan

    • @SIGAMLY
      @SIGAMLY 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Cry about it

    • @doggg4977
      @doggg4977 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Cry about it

    • @kevinpack8381
      @kevinpack8381 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Just to say we had a coalition and global support

    • @VacantVeto
      @VacantVeto 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      We fought to protect you guys from terrorists and got tired of being the only people doing so so we told others they had to start helping

    • @VacantVeto
      @VacantVeto 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      You guys literally immediately joined in helping us take Afghanistan because of 9/11 we didn't even ask for help you just did it

  • @andrewsmith4162
    @andrewsmith4162 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    UK - “Lol… come find out the hard way”

    • @puggles9098
      @puggles9098 56 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

      You mean the easy way shit it was probably harder to calculate what is proposed in the Video than it'd be for the U.S to win a war against them

  • @r-tmex
    @r-tmex หลายเดือนก่อน +4251

    UK:" stop it USA we know you just want us to buy weapons from you..."

    • @Bilski86
      @Bilski86 หลายเดือนก่อน +106

      😂 like the USA doesn’t already supply every allied nation with weapons already

    • @MrMaxwell949
      @MrMaxwell949 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      Profits gotta go up somehow lol ​@@Bilski86

    • @bellasworld679
      @bellasworld679 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      😂

    • @joelpena209
      @joelpena209 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Tbf, US special forces completely washed over the UKs on multiple occasions

    • @CaptainHavfun-lp4ok
      @CaptainHavfun-lp4ok หลายเดือนก่อน

      The U.K. already buys a lot from us. They're basically an invaded nation now, anyway. The Prime Minister of ENGLAND is Indian. The Mayor of London is a Muslim from Pakistani... His family have only been in the U.K. since 1968.

  • @davidgutierrez3312
    @davidgutierrez3312 ปีที่แล้ว +5000

    In Spain, we only know what an army is from history books

    • @SH19922x
      @SH19922x ปีที่แล้ว +147

      Cortez was a legend among legends.

    • @terrancemacklin417
      @terrancemacklin417 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      😂😂

    • @drksideofthewal
      @drksideofthewal ปีที่แล้ว +360

      The US ended Spain’s whole career in 1898

    • @drpepper3838
      @drpepper3838 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SH19922x because defeating natives while 90% already died from disease is impressive?

    • @TheTerribleGamer1
      @TheTerribleGamer1 ปีที่แล้ว

      You haven't been the same since the UK smashed you in 1588

  • @austinhenderson3565
    @austinhenderson3565 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    As an American, I don’t think we have any room to talk about another country on any level. Our country is in a shit hole right now and all the government is in on it.

    • @kleinburger137
      @kleinburger137 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      You obviously never heard about the military industrial complex then

    • @Germain-ys8zz
      @Germain-ys8zz 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Dude if you think America sucks leave go to another country if it’s so bad here

    • @Intern_net
      @Intern_net วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@Germain-ys8zzYknow people can’t leave the states that easily?

    • @Germain-ys8zz
      @Germain-ys8zz วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@Intern_net I mean I did basically say excluding the logistics

    • @colegill6368
      @colegill6368 4 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Economically yes, militarily, we have a higher budget than the next 10 biggest countries in the entire world combined. We’re leading in weapons technologies. The two biggest air forces in the world are both owned by America, we also have the worlds largest navy and well equipped with none coming close to comparison

  • @user-vq9lh2ko2p
    @user-vq9lh2ko2p 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    UK: lettme tell you something

  • @KING-ZEAL
    @KING-ZEAL ปีที่แล้ว +5426

    US Military to UK: Bruh, do you even lift anymore.

    • @Messup7654
      @Messup7654 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      I told you to take creatine will you now?

    • @kingbillycokebottle5484
      @kingbillycokebottle5484 ปีที่แล้ว

      The US made the British empire destroy close to half it's navy. It's Americas fault that the British empire can't defend itself anymore. We used to have a capital ship for every country. Now we have none. This is entirely the fault of America

    • @steadyashegoes7763
      @steadyashegoes7763 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      The Brits skipped leg day for 70 years.

    • @tc9256
      @tc9256 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      UK to the US - we invented lifting bro

    • @scubajoe3321
      @scubajoe3321 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      ​@@tc9256 nah

  • @AngeredOnez
    @AngeredOnez หลายเดือนก่อน +1125

    uk: i started this company you cant do this to me

    • @s1lentkill3er89
      @s1lentkill3er89 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

      AFTER ALL I'VE SACRIFICED!

    • @getinTHEBIN318
      @getinTHEBIN318 หลายเดือนก่อน

      UK: we have the common wealth, plus NATO. Lets let america spend the tax on weapons, since if we go to war they have to.....

    • @alexs5792
      @alexs5792 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      (UK sees US in the middle east)
      I'm something of a coloniser myself

    • @EJS131
      @EJS131 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Uk gonna be the villain now

    • @17denby
      @17denby หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Villain arc about to start

  • @matthewwatson371
    @matthewwatson371 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

    Yet 200 royal marine commandos made 2000 US marines give up and surrender in war games

    • @Xander-gn3mc
      @Xander-gn3mc 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      They aren't talking about how strong the soldiers are they are talking about pure military strength including naval air and ground technology and numbers they are completely correct.

    • @matthewwatson371
      @matthewwatson371 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@Xander-gn3mc numbers don't win wars look at Ukraine and Russia uk does its best work when outnumbered

    • @GarrettHampton2004
      @GarrettHampton2004 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      They aren’t talking about individual soldiers, they are talking about the entire army, in which the US would absolutely annihilate the UK

    • @codyseright4787
      @codyseright4787 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      No. There was 200 royal marines along with a us battalion and an oda and air support vs 2000 that were limited on what they could use so the uk still needed Uncle Sam to hold their hand

    • @Sandlin22
      @Sandlin22 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Key word in your statement "games"

  • @davidlis7974
    @davidlis7974 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Well considering they can barely maintain there own tank fleet prolly not far off

  • @Heko20
    @Heko20 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2786

    Germany: "first time?"

    • @SquidWardsTeasticals
      @SquidWardsTeasticals 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      😂 😂😂

    • @kanyesouvenir9906
      @kanyesouvenir9906 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      This made me laugh outta nowhere😂😂

    • @austincoe869
      @austincoe869 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Top tier comment lmao can’t lie 😂

    • @lukedodge4811
      @lukedodge4811 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Just pictured that guy, huuuh?? Then proceeds to keep crying lol.

    • @sop1918
      @sop1918 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      No, ig no one remembers our disaster with Neville chamberlain and 1939-40 cool comment though

  • @slaughteredlamb53
    @slaughteredlamb53 ปีที่แล้ว +4536

    In other words. Hey Britain, we have a load of military kit we want to sell you

    • @titan_tanker
      @titan_tanker ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Yeah, that’s war profiteer for you 😂

    • @enthused7591
      @enthused7591 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      You're not wrong entirely, but what the US would rather see is that the UK just starts spending SOME money on the military, whether it's in-house weapons upgrading or otherwise. UK has underspent on its military the past 20 years, and they've earned the nickname "the borrowers".

    • @BobBob-zu2dt
      @BobBob-zu2dt ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@enthused7591 ahh yes USA who holds the most amount of debt worldwide that their solution to the debt celling is to raise it, wants a country unthreatened to waste extra money (even though the UKs debt is rather high).

    • @quasimotto8653
      @quasimotto8653 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      In more important words: Hey, UK........pull your own weight!!

    • @quasimotto8653
      @quasimotto8653 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@BobBob-zu2dt Ahh, yes.......US debt; debt that is owed , in the VAST majority, to ITSELF!
      If all markers from all countries were paid.......it would be a NET GAIN for the US.

  • @theblueway7017
    @theblueway7017 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Britain in the 1700’s: 💪🏻 🇬🇧 ☕️☕️☕️
    Britain Now: ☕️

  • @mRcOOL5YO
    @mRcOOL5YO 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +48

    The US: Hey UK, you must take in an insane amount of new countrymen,
    The US: Hey UK, you are now a tier 2 country.

    • @Blair1690
      @Blair1690 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      🤣🤣

    • @Hirotechnics
      @Hirotechnics 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Correlation does not equal causation.

    • @amitir22
      @amitir22 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@Hirotechnicsin this case it does thou

    • @amitir22
      @amitir22 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      and it wasn't the US, UK decided on their own to signal everyone how virtuous and righteous they are and are now starting to regret it.

    • @Chase92488
      @Chase92488 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      uk been real quiet since this dropped

  • @nyej9165
    @nyej9165 ปีที่แล้ว +5318

    Uk general: hay can you give me a shit report so I can get more money.
    US general: no problem this helps us both

    • @profile5
      @profile5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The UK would soundly lose a war to France right now barring a miracle.

    • @imperium5631
      @imperium5631 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      Bro I hope it’s true for NATOs sake

    • @moneymikeslickwill8749
      @moneymikeslickwill8749 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Exactly now queen is out the way time to open those coffers and make it rain in the US Ecco money thanks 🙏🏾

    • @ED-es2qv
      @ED-es2qv ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Wait, tell the truth? Didn’t you Brit’s say the truth was far too valuable to give away.

    • @LeeeroyJenkins
      @LeeeroyJenkins ปีที่แล้ว +28

      It doesn’t matter how free your healthcare is and how good your quality of life is if you are dead because you got middle striked.

  • @dignifieddan.4198
    @dignifieddan.4198 ปีที่แล้ว +4499

    The USA: “we love you, but step your shit up, Mates”

    • @PompeySlimey
      @PompeySlimey ปีที่แล้ว +37

      we have the more trained soldiers

    • @michaeltrizner7129
      @michaeltrizner7129 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      ​@@PompeySlimey if you talking about the UK no but the US yes

    • @Aaronhatestrolls
      @Aaronhatestrolls ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@michaeltrizner7129 tf you talking bout?

    • @theog700
      @theog700 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      @@michaeltrizner7129 he means the UK have better trained soldiers. For example: the Royal Marines made the US marines surrender in a training exercise. And the Royal Marines were well out numbered.

    • @merle-wq9ir
      @merle-wq9ir ปีที่แล้ว +5

      YES!!

  • @shimanemiroff6962
    @shimanemiroff6962 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +49

    U.K: The friend who taught me how to play. U.S: Me who got better

    • @JohnDickson-ki3qr
      @JohnDickson-ki3qr 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      We could always under fund public services and welfare to over fund the military like the US. Because that's working out really well for them 😂

    • @landon8214
      @landon8214 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@JohnDickson-ki3qryeah no maybe you're better off without an elite fighting force 😅😅

    • @ianferguson7763
      @ianferguson7763 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@JohnDickson-ki3qrman needs to view the statistics lol.

    • @awowadas
      @awowadas 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@landon8214 well, so far, they are.
      Considering the US lags behind most of europe in pretty much every positive way, sounds like wasting our money on the military wasn't the move after all.

    • @JohnDickson-ki3qr
      @JohnDickson-ki3qr 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@landon8214 Do you actually believe that spending all that tax revenue on excessively funding the military is the best use for it?
      They can't provide accessible healthcare, adequate walfare and social services, emergency services, education, but they spend the most in the world on their military so its all good 🤣
      Americans act as if nothing they do can be beaten, even when they're watching themselves failing across the board. Apart from the amount of guns, prisoners, and military funding.
      Coming out with delusional nonsense about how great they are, like that bully at school no one liked, but was convinced they were the envy of all their peers and the most popular kid in school 😂

  • @Danol123
    @Danol123 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I have a feeling the UK wil play the «F*** around and find out» card very soon.🤣

  • @dylanclements8182
    @dylanclements8182 ปีที่แล้ว +2424

    US: I have an army.
    UK: We have a true brexit geezer.

    • @captainjackmoto
      @captainjackmoto ปีที่แล้ว +8

      bruhhhh😂

    • @charliemurphy6015
      @charliemurphy6015 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      one brexit geezer could take the entire US, lets be honest

    • @jordanf8797
      @jordanf8797 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Why fund an army when you can get america to pay for everything

    • @scipioafricanus5871
      @scipioafricanus5871 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@charliemurphy6015 Gammon Army!!!

    • @PtownSoccer15
      @PtownSoccer15 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Is true brexit geezer the equivalent to Florida man?

  • @heypal8072
    @heypal8072 ปีที่แล้ว +2289

    "Dad you need to get back in the gym. Now buy some of my jets."

    • @BeaverChainsaw
      @BeaverChainsaw ปีที่แล้ว +46

      “The future is now, OLD MAN!”

    • @ArkayaStudios
      @ArkayaStudios ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah, well we haven't had a war since WWII so we don't have much practice. America.

    • @chrisklitou7573
      @chrisklitou7573 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ​@@ArkayaStudios are you forgetting about Falklands in 1982,Gulf war in 1990s and 2003 Iraq war

    • @yamzhikaictss1297
      @yamzhikaictss1297 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ArkayaStudios your country lost a lot of money to US due to land lease

    • @OmegaTrooper
      @OmegaTrooper ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@ArkayaStudios suez? Korea? Gulf war? Iraq war? Afghanistan? We’re those just fever dreams?

  • @SUBCITIZEN666
    @SUBCITIZEN666 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Unusual that considering 100 royal marines whooped over a 1000 US marines in combat drills in the mojave desert just a few years back.

    • @frogbotosrs7935
      @frogbotosrs7935 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      It’s just some 14 year old Americans thoughts

  • @WWNbroadcasts
    @WWNbroadcasts 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    That’s probably cause we gave half our vehicles to Ukraine which was a stupid move

    • @ambiguousdrink4067
      @ambiguousdrink4067 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      More like there's nobody to crew them or anything else at this point way since who wants to risk their life for a country in a state as sorry as the UK is in right now.

  • @GamaDaGreat
    @GamaDaGreat ปีที่แล้ว +3591

    Really said “Damn homie, back in the day you was the man, homie.” Saying UK got soft 😭

    • @axl7293
      @axl7293 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      BROOOO

    • @curtisholmes9988
      @curtisholmes9988 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well they let immigrants that stab everyone, we can’t control our streets with knife crime nevermind the entire country’s army

    • @PhillmcCrakin
      @PhillmcCrakin ปีที่แล้ว +44

      And you still lose to us in war games. Quality not quantity

    • @GamaDaGreat
      @GamaDaGreat ปีที่แล้ว

      @@PhillmcCrakin You lose to us in actual wars. 1776, get wrekt. 1-0 USA! USA! USA!

    • @vladimirgluten781
      @vladimirgluten781 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@PhillmcCrakin u α joke

  • @keenansisson211
    @keenansisson211 ปีที่แล้ว +1413

    USA: “do you even lift bro?”

    • @Aussie-Mocha
      @Aussie-Mocha ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂😂😂!
      Ok that was funny

    • @enthusiasticdebater5522
      @enthusiasticdebater5522 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      The only thing being lifted in the USA is cheeseburgers.
      (I am American)

    • @realMaverickBuckley
      @realMaverickBuckley ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The USA - Send all of your war machines and billions of dollars to Ukraine to fight our proxy wars.
      Also the US - You dont have enough war machines and military funding. [Opens Military Industrial Complex's Trench coat]

    • @WarmPillow-hs6kj
      @WarmPillow-hs6kj ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@enthusiasticdebater5522 tell me your not American, without telling me your not American

    • @enthusiasticdebater5522
      @enthusiasticdebater5522 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@WarmPillow-hs6kj
      Lol, much love from Tennessee.
      I know there is much more than fat people here I was poking fun at our obesity problem lol.

  • @alexclarke3904
    @alexclarke3904 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    America - All the gear - No idea 😂

  • @Ryzard
    @Ryzard 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Most of the UK would agree, to be fair. It's actually a huge problem in Europe that became clear with Ukraine, as said by some Europeans I have seen/chatted with.
    Europe became comfortable with the idea that America would function as the front line should conflict emerge and invested more substantially in their own economies (and corruption lmao, Russia especially paid a LOT to politicians for their own power)
    Now, with America relatively fractured on its own in terms of focus and agreement about conflict, America isn't going to be an eager front line, and much of Europe lacks the production capabilities and manpower to return to being the threats they were previously. Most are essentially customers of the US as well.

    • @Chase92488
      @Chase92488 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      this comment gives me my only reason to not hate france: they actually put funding into their military and didnt depend on america

  • @hetzer5926
    @hetzer5926 ปีที่แล้ว +2545

    The world: “oh shit, looks like Britain’s having a hard time.”
    Germany and Japan: “you know what they say,” increases military budget “ *third times the charm* ”

    • @British_navy
      @British_navy ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Japan and Germany when they didn’t start the First World War

    • @maximusthezoura
      @maximusthezoura ปีที่แล้ว +135

      ​@@British_navy japan actually being part of the allies in WW1:

    • @notoriousdragon2213
      @notoriousdragon2213 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Yeah but WW2 was the third time, hence the name *Third* Riech

    • @British_navy
      @British_navy ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@notoriousdragon2213 If im not mistaken the Third Reich was never officially used, Although you’d still be wrong with Reich just meaning German Empire if im not mistaken, The First being the HRE, Second being Imperial Germany and the Mythical Third being the Neo-Nazis wet dream

    • @argon2423
      @argon2423 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@British_navy Mythical? Lol

  • @sandyqbg
    @sandyqbg ปีที่แล้ว +7381

    What US is really telling the British: "Buy more of our military $h!t."

    • @eddierussel5911
      @eddierussel5911 ปีที่แล้ว

      Used shit.....

    • @lakshaysingh9743
      @lakshaysingh9743 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Sshhh

    • @ferdinandmaldonado3582
      @ferdinandmaldonado3582 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Noup!! Britania and Europe Don't Play like That

    • @glockdookie4712
      @glockdookie4712 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Add a goofy an your good to go

    • @niklai1178
      @niklai1178 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      @@ferdinandmaldonado3582 dude neither the UK nor the whole of Europe could beat the US. Y’all are a joke

  • @explorermike19
    @explorermike19 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    There is no country in the world that can afford the military budget even close to that of the USA. Telling the Brits that their military isnt up to snuff is like the rich girl telling the poor girl that her clothes aren't fashionable enough to be invited to her party.

  • @vFly
    @vFly 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    UK POV: laughing from behind the Dragon fire energy cannon you just bought that cost only £10 per shot

  • @teakettlediarys4922
    @teakettlediarys4922 ปีที่แล้ว +1940

    we dont need an elite army... we have JOHNNY ENGLISH

    • @joepipes9308
      @joepipes9308 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      “It’s only a bit of poo”

    • @Holesomegrandma
      @Holesomegrandma ปีที่แล้ว +8

      True

    • @jay_21_jay
      @jay_21_jay ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Don't forget Austin Powers.

    • @keepinitreel9652
      @keepinitreel9652 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Abdul_Hadi_if your so confident bring it, we’ll beat your ass like we did in the revolutionary war 😏

    • @quadmeister
      @quadmeister ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And ronnie pickerin

  • @Elcawcaw8004
    @Elcawcaw8004 ปีที่แล้ว +2856

    “Dad, you’re starting to get old, you should maybe… rest?”

    • @casematecardinal
      @casematecardinal ปีที่แล้ว +205

      the most soul crushing thing a father could hear.

    • @VrejHAI
      @VrejHAI ปีที่แล้ว +25

      How original

    • @VrejHAI
      @VrejHAI ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@elchapoguzman141 oh, I know

    • @ruantimker1273
      @ruantimker1273 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      “Copied” bro he added onto it why y’all gotta act like half the people who watched this didn’t think “a son telling father he’s old”

    • @TimeSurfer206
      @TimeSurfer206 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      More like, "Get off the couch and start training, yah plump lil partridge."

  • @LopezZeta
    @LopezZeta 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    It's been this way since WW2. This isn't news.

  • @roughdraftofficial
    @roughdraftofficial 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    US: “Thank you for showing me the ropes! Now it’s my turn to show you”

  • @Tornado2409
    @Tornado2409 ปีที่แล้ว +3049

    "I used to have the biggest empire in history"
    "Sure, dad - let's get you to bed."

    • @m_tth_w9647
      @m_tth_w9647 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      The end of legends

    • @westarosviper2269
      @westarosviper2269 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      “I used to have the biggest empire in history”
      “Sure, dad - let’s get you to bed.”
      “Son knows the mongol empire was almost 3 times bigger than the British empire”

    • @YourLocalYter
      @YourLocalYter ปีที่แล้ว +135

      @@westarosviper2269 "Son doesn't know basic history"

    • @Tornado2409
      @Tornado2409 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@YourLocalYter ikr

    • @shayde3428
      @shayde3428 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@westarosviper2269 are you dense or joking?

  • @LittleFrankie63
    @LittleFrankie63 ปีที่แล้ว +2943

    British military: Closes door* British government: “Why are you back so early?” British military: “He called me useless.”

    • @SunBearDabs
      @SunBearDabs ปีที่แล้ว +53

      “He told me to go back to my room”😂

    • @lolito4442
      @lolito4442 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      government: then call him Mc Lover

    • @stankystankyrat9575
      @stankystankyrat9575 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      A variant of this actual conversation actually happened between US and British leaders

    • @stankystankyrat9575
      @stankystankyrat9575 ปีที่แล้ว

      During WWII

    • @11Tits
      @11Tits ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Also British government: “oh forgot to mention im gonna cut your pay by 3% again, like ive been doing for the past 20 odd years.”

  • @Rosawww
    @Rosawww 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

    USA : But u can buy stuff from us

  • @DES2nd9512
    @DES2nd9512 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

    Do Canada 🇨🇦. they are in an even worse position. they are 100% dependent on the US in a conflict.

    • @galvinstanley3235
      @galvinstanley3235 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      They just bought 70 F-35 fighter jets and first delivery in 2026.

    • @DES2nd9512
      @DES2nd9512 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@galvinstanley3235 Canada only spends 1.4% of GDP on defence (about $26.9 billion) below the NATO requirement of at least 2%. And 6th lowest percentage spent of all NATO members. Canada can't even properly monitor their artic coast and waters. Much of that has to be aided and done by the US. And much of Canada's equipment is antiquated. And what they do have is dilapidated as they run out of equipment to cannibalise. So when Canada wants to buy something new they will have to make cuts elsewhere. And thus the US will have to pick up the slack.
      At least the UK meets to NATO requirement of GDP to be spent. Though they still lack and can't be considered an elite military.
      Meanwhile the US spends 3.5% of GDP on defence ($820 billiion). plus subsidizing other nations.

    • @galvinstanley3235
      @galvinstanley3235 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@DES2nd9512 th-cam.com/video/p9QGO7hDGxw/w-d-xo.htmlsi=8cke_8C-zgnYFx5w

  • @darrenmiller3333
    @darrenmiller3333 ปีที่แล้ว +1533

    America saying - "UK we need you to buy more stuff!"

    • @velenvskaelhas
      @velenvskaelhas ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Actually it’s a fairly decent description, anyone in the uk armed forces will tell you what an unfunded shambles it is

    • @PathosConsultingGroup
      @PathosConsultingGroup ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@velenvskaelhas Darren's take is plausible if you know absolutely nothing about the state of Britain's armed services and you really think the US defense industry is hurting for cash lol. As always, American cynicism is a thin veil for intellectual laziness

    • @Boxersteavee
      @Boxersteavee ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But with what money? Or right! The money they aren't giving to train drivers, teachers and emergency workers

    • @kelbyanthony6748
      @kelbyanthony6748 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don’t get upset at the man speaking facts

    • @matthewfindlay9010
      @matthewfindlay9010 ปีที่แล้ว

      In conflict you mean support your invasions and threats to other countries who you deem are not as worthy as yourselves…. Do me a favour the US is this the most corrupt country in the western hemisphere has no culture and still likes to play cowboys and Indians 🤦‍♂️

  • @justme42300
    @justme42300 ปีที่แล้ว +2947

    This is like an american born kid talking to his british grandpa.
    "Get with the times, grandpa."
    "Ahh fack off with ya."

    • @oneowen17
      @oneowen17 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      British arguments aren’t understandable to americans

    • @justme42300
      @justme42300 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@oneowen17 I must have some kinda superpower then, because i have barely any issue. Even an Irishman with a thick accent is somewhat understandable

    • @johnkalin1656
      @johnkalin1656 ปีที่แล้ว

      More than likely it's propaganda for the military-industrial complex

    • @nawbruhawhellnaw
      @nawbruhawhellnaw ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@justme42300 Oi MOITE HEY MOITE R YA BRIISH MOITE IM BRIISH MOITE AY MOITE

    • @mitchummendeodrant
      @mitchummendeodrant ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@nawbruhawhellnaw I’m very disappointed that I understood this

  • @Tactical_Sushi
    @Tactical_Sushi 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    U.S “Your no longer my Elite Employee!” 😂

  • @fessali5726
    @fessali5726 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    This was apparent during Korean invasion by British after ww2. USA took over and told British we’ll do the job for you. So get the hell out of here and let us take it to another level.

  • @wanderingbufoon
    @wanderingbufoon ปีที่แล้ว +2073

    "Oh man, guess the empire died with mom?" - US, the kid that got away

    • @terren1890
      @terren1890 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Lmfao

    • @Morby2809
      @Morby2809 ปีที่แล้ว

      What a stupid comment, we just have a generation of scum bags and snowflakes who don't want to serve because they'd rather worry about what gender they want to be or just be a drain on society

    • @Aduysvmncmkouyf
      @Aduysvmncmkouyf ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I’m American but damn y’all gotta chill💀

    • @A1._.-_-
      @A1._.-_- ปีที่แล้ว +4

      USA on top

    • @Morby2809
      @Morby2809 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@A1._.-_- not surprised with the defence budget they have but British troops are still better trained

  • @ffhhhbbfxfggggfdddffffffff
    @ffhhhbbfxfggggfdddffffffff ปีที่แล้ว +2869

    it's like a car salesman checking out your car and being like "hey man you should really get a new one off me"

    • @guillaumelalonde7945
      @guillaumelalonde7945 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Not really, the UK produces most of its own military platforms. Only thing I can think of is the Apaches that are American.

    • @mobiusflammel9372
      @mobiusflammel9372 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@guillaumelalonde7945 The Apache, a couple of rifles, a couple of vehicles that are based on the cougar, the M270, the HET, MTVR, some drones IIRC, and various missiles and bombs. The UK uses a decent amount of stuff that originated in the US.

    • @guillaumelalonde7945
      @guillaumelalonde7945 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @mobiusflammel9372 most of that is special stuff, but even then like the SAS uses canadian M16 variants. I can't think of any rifle or sniper that they use that's American, maybe the M2. But in terms of rifles they either use their own, canadian variants, or HK stuff. But even then only their special forces get to use the more exotic rifles.
      Most of the big ticket things like missiles, planes, tanks, APCs etc are built in the UK.

    • @ombascrackden1767
      @ombascrackden1767 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@user-in6rb4hr6m "muh taxpayer money" alr bro wanna live under a commie government? you really think china will let usa be free even if they restore their isolationism?

    • @TheLifeOfKane
      @TheLifeOfKane 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Except its like the guy who you pay to make all the cars, telling you that your actually broken car could use some repairs.
      Lmao, EU relies on America's naval and air security for decades, their entire economy is thaks to America post-Ww2, get over yourself, reality doesnt change for your delicate sensibilities

  • @Randomperson-ne3kp
    @Randomperson-ne3kp 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

    US: you are getting weak father, but have you ever heard of military grade creatine?

  • @SWSimpson
    @SWSimpson 6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    That first helicopter looked like it was carrying used tampons.

  • @acer8123
    @acer8123 ปีที่แล้ว +2905

    The US really said "You no longer pass the vibe check"

    • @pooriash560
      @pooriash560 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      no comment?

    • @midodan1254
      @midodan1254 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yes comment.

    • @jewish_jaguar7146
      @jewish_jaguar7146 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Both armies are more worried about their pronouns than how effectively they fight. The Brits more so than the US. Plus the Brits have their horrible teeth to worry about

    • @danieljvanrensburg
      @danieljvanrensburg ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ​@@jewish_jaguar7146 that last part was a violation 🤣

    • @shaw6788
      @shaw6788 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jewish_jaguar7146 “you should be more worried about what country to fall back to”
      Germany

  • @GucciManecubus
    @GucciManecubus ปีที่แล้ว +2223

    When you want your friend to bulk so you no balls him by saying "dude you're looking tiny af" 😂😂😂

    • @Scotty-vs4lf
      @Scotty-vs4lf ปีที่แล้ว +21

      we used to try to convince a kid who was already strong enough to throw any of us with ease to "bulk up" lmao. we be like "hey S, it looks like u havent hit the gym in a minute, go pick up something heavy" and stuff for all of 8th grade. i miss that kid tho lol

    • @spadbob24
      @spadbob24 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂

    • @GucciManecubus
      @GucciManecubus ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Scotty-vs4lf the no balls thing worked on my for everything EXCEPT the gym lol. I mean I lift now but I really wish I wasn't such a weak little bitch back in the day

    • @SparkyForce
      @SparkyForce ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Exactly lmao

    • @skyfoxrinoasfr4778
      @skyfoxrinoasfr4778 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Then telling him the friend try to bulk you i have all ready bigger penis that you (history) and a gun (nuclear bombs ) so none can hurt me (invasion). don't let those steroids (USA military industrial complex) destroy you life.

  • @paulkervin330
    @paulkervin330 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Source?

  • @andbeyond1
    @andbeyond1 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    You aren't taxing your people into the ground? Yeah you're washed...

  • @lirrobinson8377
    @lirrobinson8377 ปีที่แล้ว +2223

    The U.S.: "You gotta pump up that defense spending, those are rookie numbers..."

    • @amberharmsen2497
      @amberharmsen2497 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      The UK doesnt have to tbh
      Its not as imperialist as it used to be and it still has one of thr best militaries in the world
      Why spend more money when your not gonna make use of it

    • @lucascarpenter4365
      @lucascarpenter4365 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@amberharmsen2497no it does not, it has the U.S. As a partner aswell as NATO.I'd hasn't needed a strong military. U.k. has become inferior.

    • @martintodd9944
      @martintodd9944 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​​@@amberharmsen2497 let's look at recent history, US invades vietnam and gets defeated after years because they didn't like the way they thought. Argentina pissed off Maggie thatcher and we took the Falklands back in days compare the sizes of all 4 militaries at the time and look at the ratios between winner and losers

    • @martintodd9944
      @martintodd9944 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@amberharmsen2497 Vietnam was 500,000 to America 2,500,000 so 5:1 ratio to the loser 600 Argentine commandos surrendered to 57 royal commandos so almost 1:10 ratio to the winner. Maybe Americans need to realise numbers and expensive guns aren't everything (before any historians get excited, it's a joke I know the Brits lost about 250 men so it wasn't JUST 57, I'm mocking the US for thinking hundreds of thousands of half trained kids with weapons, ahem M16, ahem, that only got accepted cos of bribes to politicians is not the bet route)

    • @murica8640
      @murica8640 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@amberharmsen2497 because China and Russia exist

  • @funnatopia704
    @funnatopia704 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4399

    People don't seem to realize that the US is referring to the _number_ of troops and equipment, not the quality of their soldiers and equipment.

    • @livewellwitheds6885
      @livewellwitheds6885 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +189

      maybe people don't realize that because this this clip is kind of vague & doesn't mention what you said [the actual reason the uk is supposedly not top tier]

    • @yamatokurusaki5790
      @yamatokurusaki5790 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Tbh UK has been in shit for quite sometime they got too comfy and screw themselves over by brexit and then fought basically amongst themselves to see who is bigger idiot
      Instead of solving thier problems

    • @Wizard__J
      @Wizard__J 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

      To counter your argument, the UK isn’t anywhere near as invested (this isn’t a “duh” about defense spending), but as far as *technology* is concerned, this clip is *accurate*

    • @thespiderdude34
      @thespiderdude34 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      Plus being how close America and the UK are most of the technology we develop is either jointly shared or purchased from us at a much lower price than others countries are offered

    • @arealhuman826
      @arealhuman826 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      I'll take 10 guys with knives over one dude with a pistol.

  • @t3tsuyaguy1
    @t3tsuyaguy1 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Yeah, this has been a while coming. There have been a lot very strange choices made in the RAF. It's kind of one of those "I'm so desperate to prove I'm not racist that I accidentally did a racism." They lowered their admissions AND passing standards to "improve diversity". Somehow it didn't occur to them that they were basically calling POC inferior. Needless to say, this did not encourage skilled POC to join the RAF, it just caused the overall quality and competency of the military to degrade.

    • @ronaldcarr5686
      @ronaldcarr5686 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Why would it? British Army had a policy of martial races. We've always relied on a diverse roster. From Indian troops of the Raj to Polish fighter pilots in the Battle of Britain. Not a weakness, it's a strength.

    • @t3tsuyaguy1
      @t3tsuyaguy1 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@ronaldcarr5686 The actual diversity in the UK is neither a strength nor a weakness. It's irrelevant. If the RAF allows every qualified person to join, then they will have access to all the people in the country that can meaningful and contribute. Those people will come from different backgrounds and so much the better.
      What they did was lower their standards. That's rooted in the soft racism of lowered expectations. POC did not need the standards lowered. They just needed to do more outreach. By lowering the standards, they let in substandard recruits from every background including native English people who were not suitable for military service. As a result the RAF is no longer a 1st class military force.
      Put the standards back, do community outreach. It's gonna take years, but it's imminently fixable.

  • @GR1MRACER
    @GR1MRACER 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1704

    Argentina : * stares at Falklands * "Meats back on the menu bois"

    • @No1JediJesus
      @No1JediJesus 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      It's a pity you only got a loud of vegan ta fight for a steak.

    • @OneSocaJumbie
      @OneSocaJumbie หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Dude noooo, they wouldn't... i mean.. would they? They wouldn't right? Surely... Nahhhh... and yet 😅

    • @amogus360noscope3
      @amogus360noscope3 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      With their shitty ww2 equipment I think not

    • @nnasara3796
      @nnasara3796 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​​@@amogus360noscope3 Well, shity ww2 equipped beats no equipment...

    • @nnasara3796
      @nnasara3796 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Still, the only thing the UK would be able to do is trigger article 5, because it's definitely not going to go the same as in the 80s

  • @mundaneapple3158
    @mundaneapple3158 ปีที่แล้ว +2448

    Only the U.S. can take one look at a country and go " y'all ain't got 'nuf guns to run with us big boys"

    • @hoemagge2489
      @hoemagge2489 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      I mean the U.S. has been looking at the uk for a long while now. we did separate from them after all.

    • @clvammy
      @clvammy ปีที่แล้ว +47

      i meen we beat yall once with much less than we have now was yalls military truly ever elite?

    • @hoemagge2489
      @hoemagge2489 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@clvammy no y’all didn’t and the us military is superior just spreading facts

    • @hoemagge2489
      @hoemagge2489 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@clvammy just saying like realistically who do you think would win Britain or U.S.A.

    • @bisneytm1511
      @bisneytm1511 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ​@@clvammy you beat us once when?

  • @lieutenantpepper2734
    @lieutenantpepper2734 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    US: We have kendrick!

  • @user-py2nw8bp1i
    @user-py2nw8bp1i 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Captain Price: “excuse me what the fuck”

  • @Robert_2001
    @Robert_2001 ปีที่แล้ว +1985

    *"Peace has cost you your strength. Victory has defeated you." -Bane*

    • @brad5426
      @brad5426 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      That goes hard

    • @Madmaxxxx1984
      @Madmaxxxx1984 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Why did I just read that in banes British Sean Connery voice .

    • @danohanlon8316
      @danohanlon8316 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      As I’ve never been much of a Batman fan I never heard of “Bane” so I had to look up that quote. What an incredible statement! Worthy of any great philosopher. I think I’ve just become a Christopher Nolan fan. (“Bane.” Best name for a bad guy, ever.)

    • @SuperOmegaBerserker
      @SuperOmegaBerserker ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@Madmaxxxx1984 uhh thats to the british not the americans

    • @big_handle
      @big_handle ปีที่แล้ว

      who fuck is bane he sounds like a bread brand

  • @MrBombastic799
    @MrBombastic799 ปีที่แล้ว +1395

    "you are unable to defend your airspace"
    The RAF shutting off pilot recruitment until 2025: "I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that."

    • @georgeknights8444
      @georgeknights8444 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      Meanwhile the US let a suspicious balloon fly right over their whole country.

    • @jesusgodplay
      @jesusgodplay ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@georgeknights8444 dang already using that one?

    • @jackryan4313
      @jackryan4313 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@georgeknights8444 didn't it get shut down?

    • @georgeknights8444
      @georgeknights8444 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@jackryan4313 after it went right across

    • @What.A.Life....
      @What.A.Life.... ปีที่แล้ว +28

      ​@@georgeknights8444 you fail to realize the form. We gained far more by leaving it up. It's the US we're talking about, not Mongolia. Data/intelligence gathering is everything.

  • @TheBeaverThatFlies
    @TheBeaverThatFlies 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    UK finna hit a 1900s moment

  • @commanddawn6890
    @commanddawn6890 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Funny how the uk still holds the record for the quickest mile in a bomb suit

  • @brentlticman2607
    @brentlticman2607 ปีที่แล้ว +962

    "Dad, you're getting a little rusty." ~America, probably.

    • @musicwithj1759
      @musicwithj1759 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      More like abusive step dad 💀

    • @F1re_storm
      @F1re_storm ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@musicwithj1759 proof?

    • @swaggychips737
      @swaggychips737 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@F1re_storm taxation without representation

    • @queenbean7071
      @queenbean7071 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ​@@swaggychips737 tell that to thr natives Erica massacred and kicked out of their own lands

    • @martingonzales1131
      @martingonzales1131 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@queenbean7071skill issue

  • @geraldbouvy1222
    @geraldbouvy1222 ปีที่แล้ว +2121

    But damn, they sure are polite. I treated a British soldier in iraq, who had lost both his legs to an IED, and he just kept apologizing for making us do extra work.
    That was tragic.

    • @theemirofjaffa2266
      @theemirofjaffa2266 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Ouch that's sad. Sorry

    • @datboi5913
      @datboi5913 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      British people are
      1. Built different.
      2. Mostly polite
      3. This is sad and I’m sorry that you had to go through that

    • @CAROLDDISCOVER-FINDER2525
      @CAROLDDISCOVER-FINDER2525 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Sometime we don't think about our allies and their soldiers experiencing such loss.

    • @CAROLDDISCOVER-FINDER2525
      @CAROLDDISCOVER-FINDER2525 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ​@@datboi5913 obviously this British soldier gave quite a bit in his battle. So I'm not reflecting upon that. But I'm just curious when you say they are built different? What do you mean? And is this one soldier in this comment typical?

    • @MrBeeMAD
      @MrBeeMAD ปีที่แล้ว

      Feels bad, that you haven't died there.

  • @jonathonrobinson244
    @jonathonrobinson244 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The UK is Mike Tyson and the USA is Jake Paul.

  • @charliekarlsson2525
    @charliekarlsson2525 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    It’s not the US who desides if someone is elite or not

  • @quanvi_
    @quanvi_ ปีที่แล้ว +2805

    The US straight up just said “dad you old asf”

    • @qdhran9522
      @qdhran9522 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      this guy just straight up said what the top comment said

    • @infinitybeyond9828
      @infinitybeyond9828 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I just love copying other people's style, even comments, that's just me... cheers!!!

    • @fishinaterpokemaster
      @fishinaterpokemaster ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Repost

    • @blizZted
      @blizZted ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What makes me laugh is that its the SAS that trian all the other special unit groups and yet we aren't teir 1? Maybe not in size but our little army will still give any big army a problem, its skills and tech not quantity

    • @smdd6751
      @smdd6751 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@infinitybeyond9828isn’t that so weird lol seaming validation thru likes so hard but he can’t think his own thought for it

  • @LocalBread
    @LocalBread ปีที่แล้ว +3884

    U.S. really said "skill issue"
    Edit: guys stop arguing please.

  • @SkilorRhodes
    @SkilorRhodes 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Damn. Laser weapons can't save em from the diss track.

  • @Th3_Czar
    @Th3_Czar 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Imagine if your rebellious old son came to your house and told you to hang up the old boxing gloves.

  • @theasterian7037
    @theasterian7037 ปีที่แล้ว +798

    (USA leans in) “Don’t you think they look tired?”

    • @chrisf4268
      @chrisf4268 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Is that from doctor who?

    • @rustysoul9540
      @rustysoul9540 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ​@@chrisf4268 I think so 🤣

    • @drhaggiewaggie4678
      @drhaggiewaggie4678 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@chrisf4268 it is, season 2 of the reboot Christmas special

    • @scottishemu159
      @scottishemu159 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@drhaggiewaggie4678 Christmas invasion

    • @heavypen
      @heavypen ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Brilliant

  • @Spex530
    @Spex530 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +669

    Sounds like a marketing pitch for next gen military equipment.

    • @swazaaa
      @swazaaa 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      No they just need more troops.

    • @SirPanikalot778
      @SirPanikalot778 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Shocking move from the US...

    • @ProteinFromTheSea
      @ProteinFromTheSea 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      It kind of is, but Britain’s army does suck ass and could not keep their island safe

    • @SirPanikalot778
      @SirPanikalot778 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@ProteinFromTheSea Just out of curiosity, where might you be from?

    • @ProteinFromTheSea
      @ProteinFromTheSea 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@SirPanikalot778 America. I am in general anti-military as a whole though. We don't need a military whatsoever, its just a moneypit, and we haven't fought a justifiable war since WW2. For the most part, our military serves to "fix" whatever crises our intelligence agencies cause, and if we got rid of those too, we'd rarely need a standing army. As for Europe on the other hand, you guys desperately need strong militaries right now, and I think we should financially support them.

  • @travis2223
    @travis2223 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The UK been real quiet ever since this dropped

  • @addctd2nchos
    @addctd2nchos วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Vietnam enters the chat

  • @canis_machina7280
    @canis_machina7280 ปีที่แล้ว +1317

    Friends are brutally honest.

    • @Nick-AngelpeodSeaxisc
      @Nick-AngelpeodSeaxisc ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Yet just last year the British marines absolutely humiliated and destroyed the US marines in quick time in war games exercises.

    • @clarkstrange2142
      @clarkstrange2142 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@Nick-AngelpeodSeaxisc size of Michigan

    • @nole8923
      @nole8923 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@Nick-AngelpeodSeaxisc It didn’t say the forces that Britain has is bad. Just that the amount of forces Britain has is bad.

    • @warthunder9155
      @warthunder9155 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@Nick-AngelpeodSeaxisc I love how you compare royal marines who are special operations to US marines who are standard infantry, implying that the only way they can only beat us is when they have a massive infantry skill gap.
      P.S. if you want a fair fight marine raiders vs royal marines.

    • @radchad992
      @radchad992 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Nick-AngelpeodSeaxisc war is a numbers game you can have the most elite shock troops but if your main infantry artillery and armor/air is lacking you have a snowballs chance in hell

  • @n4jemnik136
    @n4jemnik136 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I see the UK needs polish fighter planes pilots again 😂

  • @ApexGoofy
    @ApexGoofy 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Imagine getting called weak by a military who doesn’t have enough soldiers💀

  • @area51alien75
    @area51alien75 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1836

    "Don't get soft in times of peace"
    -Vegeta

    • @AlmostMeantToBe
      @AlmostMeantToBe 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +78

      "don't put your country in an economic crisis and 2 trillion in debt to maintain an over funded military" - every sane person

    • @deshardmyles86
      @deshardmyles86 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      ⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠@@AlmostMeantToBeyou see how you had to like your own comment lol ? Having a strong military is literally a good thing how about picking up a book

    • @RoboticViper135
      @RoboticViper135 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      @@AlmostMeantToBe A strong national defense is essential for protecting a country's sovereignty, security, and interests both domestic and foreign. If other allied countries were to step up and increase their budget, the US might be able to reduce its military spending.

    • @AlmostMeantToBe
      @AlmostMeantToBe 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      @@RoboticViper135 half the military is wasted space and currently does nothing. Most conflicts in the modern era require actually very little man power. There's also the issue of mind your own fucking business which the USA has a huge problem with.

    • @AlmostMeantToBe
      @AlmostMeantToBe 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      @@deshardmyles86 good for what? Wasting money? Half the world has a quarter or less of the military strength and does perfectly fine without it. A lot of countries don't even have active standing militaries but it hasn't effected them yet.

  • @Hynari69
    @Hynari69 หลายเดือนก่อน +1322

    **Uk casually build a death ray lazer afterwards**

    • @xavierwilmerng6317
      @xavierwilmerng6317 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      Dragon Fire can only take down drones and small guided weapons. It is underpowered against anti-ship missiles or aircraft.

    • @ragingclue842
      @ragingclue842 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Still cool though

    • @headshot5500
      @headshot5500 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      ​@@xavierwilmerng6317 O good, since the Pentagon sees its drone initiatives as its prime focus. I guess taking out drones is going to be the number 1 focus of every country

    • @miller4866
      @miller4866 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@xavierwilmerng6317 Rubbish 🗑

    • @YanyTori
      @YanyTori หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@xavierwilmerng6317 It can destroy missiles sensors. It doesn't always have to be a hard kill.

  • @davidhill2758
    @davidhill2758 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

    They couldn't even get their own ship back from Iran a couple of years ago but at least they've got James Bond with his exploding pens...

  • @JensMorrison
    @JensMorrison 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

    Oh my gosh, how can Trump get away with saying these things to our allies!
    Oh, that wasn't Trump?

  • @VictoriaPatricia
    @VictoriaPatricia ปีที่แล้ว +1815

    Canadian government needs to hear this aswell

    • @corey552
      @corey552 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pretty much every NATO ally needs to be told this. They've gotten too comfortable hiding behind the US.

    • @OliverFlinn
      @OliverFlinn ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Canada sits right next to the USA

    • @denisdenak
      @denisdenak ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @@OliverFlinn exactly why they need strong military

    • @OliverFlinn
      @OliverFlinn ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@denisdenak exactly.

    • @OliverFlinn
      @OliverFlinn ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@denisdenak wait what, you think USA is going to invade Canada or sum shit

  • @kingkool30
    @kingkool30 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1259

    The US: eyyyy, wanna pick up? Got something for yah

    • @lacabrawey
      @lacabrawey 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      "Thatll be 200 million USD"

    • @DizzleDog
      @DizzleDog 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@lacabraweyWe have single planes worth 4 times that amount. They’re gonna need at least tens of billions of dollars to even make a dent.

    • @kamo8073
      @kamo8073 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Name a plane that costs 800m 😂😂​@@DizzleDog

    • @Alex-mp5xe
      @Alex-mp5xe 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@kamo8073 not really 800m but the b2 stealth bomber is up there at 2 Bs

    • @Alex-mp5xe
      @Alex-mp5xe 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@kamo8073ah nvm the price is just a bit above 1b