1 Billion Dollars, you could hire someone to buy stuff for you. This should work because "you can only" meaning that others can use it because it isn't actually you buying it.
floating instead of walking would give off such a menacing aura and it would be practical for transport because you can go at high speeds without leg movement (which avoids exhaustion) AND you can go over terrain that would normally be impassable with just legs. easy button press
For the billion dollar thing. Whenever you wanna buy something just pay your SO or close friend. Say you wanna buy a new car for 30k give your friend you’ll give them 10k if they buy the car for you, once they accept give them 30k to buy the car then give them the 10k after they bought it. Also a Great way to root out shitty friends
“DUDE IM GONNA SEND YOU 30K OVER 1000 DOLLAR PAYMENTS I WANT YOU TO BUY THIS THING FOR ME I CANT DO IT MYSELF” “What? This sounds super shady.” “DONT BE A SHITTY FRIEND BRO CMON!”
You can only "buy" up to a thousand. If you have a trustworthy significant other/friend/family member you can just give them the money and have them buy things for the both of you. There is literally no downside if you are smart about that.
The flying one is a no brainer. Darkseid on Lego DC Super Villains doesn't walk, instead he levitates 10 cm off the ground and it looks super cool so you can just do that 👍
Bro the flying one has the examples of just flying whenever you're late but no. I would simply float ominously behind someone weeping inconsolably and chanting about their sins in a long forgotten language
I’d press the button for the flight one, I’m gonna float around like a ghost. Also it never said there was a weight limit so if possible, I’d get a bunch of pillows in the clouds and chill up there
I'd love to be able to fly and not walk, plus it doesn't say if I can still run or crawl, only walk, and if I can fly forever like a super man clone then it's obvious I'd press it.
I know a loophole for the only buy $1000 items Let’s say you want to buy a guitar for $3000 (I’m a guitarist this is the best example I could think of). Explain your situation to the seller, buy 3 different cheaper items (like a guitar pick) for $1000 each. Once you have bought those 3 guitar picks, you would have payed off your $3000 and trade those “$1000” guitar picks for the guitsr
I’d order, as king of mankind.. Every barfight must be people responding in insults, rather than fists, and after 100 insults (50 each), then physical contact can be made
for the billion dollars, just withdraw 1000 dollars multiple times, give the money to someone and have them buy it for you or just buy a house but not all at once with multiple 1000$ payments same with the car
If i became king but i was blind, i would get the best scientists, eye surgeons and such to find a cure for blindness, and then create other nationd that i then go to war with so History class would be fun and not boring as hell
1. i will pass a law that prioritize research that lets me perceive the world with echo location or something similar so i can technically see again, so i’ll press 2. i could hire a butler, then pay an additional budget amount everyday under 1k and then ask my butler to buy me whatever the stuff that ids over 1k. or i buy things in multiple payments. if it works i’ll press 3. not very clear here. does it mean that i can’t move my legs at all? or if i move my legs in a walking motion i’ll die or just be completely unable to? will flying feel easy like floating, or a rigorous exercise? what if i get tired and i’m too high up? since the rules are unclear i won’t press 4. 1 hour is nothing if you’re watching a show, movie, or playing video games. you could watch across the spider verse, and by the point miles gets to nueva york you will be the smartest man alive. i’ll press 5. no
First one i would get eye surgery, second one i would *give* the money to somone so he could by what i want, the third one i could just float at 0.01 mm of the ground and act like i walk, for the 4th one i would donload every info on the world in 1 time,
You could always go by in installments, or loans. Granted, using loans would probably make the cost be more than the original price, but hey. Billion dollar
im already legally blind lol, i see this as an absolute win (yes, i can see a little bit. no, its not completely black. i use assistive technology to read and type.)
Dude wait Instead of walking around I could be like Paimon and float around everywhere like her but I don’t want to be emergency food 💢 Paimon: FOR.THE.LAST.TIME…………………………………………PAIMON IS NOT EMERGENCY FOOD!!!!!!!!💢 *takes a deep breath in*
1) Yeah, make people focus on a cure for blindness 2) Give a friend 1K to buy the thing over 1K 3) Yes. No more paying for travel. 4) Not worth it. 5) Nah I ain't being a bug, helpful or not.
If you can only buy things less than a thousand dollars, just let a friend or family member buy it for you and pay them back in increments of $1,000. Though for me, I don’t see myself buying anything that expensive anytime soon so I’d be good
For the first one i would make scientists to master a brain surgery where they take the part of the brain that make you see and replace it with a donor so then i can see IF its possible by then if im not dead
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The 1 hour information download sounded like an ad for a brainchip that can do just that.
Well he didn’t say there was a limit so give me an hour so I can memorize the entire internet
@@x3dwany371u uh might not want 2 do that how about the entire internet minus the "those areas"
Yes
@@dinorange171Oh, we're LOOKING for "those areas".
@@Bearylover prepare 2 want 2 die
If you can only make $1,000 purchases at a time then just have a guy buy whatever you want on credit and re-pay that guy in $1,000 deposits
Buy gold
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1. Buy gold
2. Boost the gold price per kg by decree
3. Infinite money hack
Same
i'd buy gold bars and trade them for things
@@nightwolfnordberg9476gold or visa gift cards
I’d order every eye surgeon on the planet to figure out how to restore my vision
He means order in the same sense that people in power order their servants to do things. He would give the eye surgeons an order to follow
@@butatwhatcost-sb9rgwe gettin burgers on the side dw
Aren’t eye surgeries well over 1k?
@@butatwhatcost-sb9rgare you intellectually challenged or joking? I can't tell.
@@kinoko_draws2055Well we would be king of all mankind-
I'd slowly buy every company I could
1 Billion Dollars, you could hire someone to buy stuff for you. This should work because "you can only" meaning that others can use it because it isn't actually you buying it.
floating instead of walking would give off such a menacing aura and it would be practical for transport because you can go at high speeds without leg movement (which avoids exhaustion) AND you can go over terrain that would normally be impassable with just legs. easy button press
For the billion dollar thing.
Whenever you wanna buy something just pay your SO or close friend. Say you wanna buy a new car for 30k give your friend you’ll give them 10k if they buy the car for you, once they accept give them 30k to buy the car then give them the 10k after they bought it. Also a Great way to root out shitty friends
“DUDE IM GONNA SEND YOU 30K OVER 1000 DOLLAR PAYMENTS I WANT YOU TO BUY THIS THING FOR ME I CANT DO IT MYSELF”
“What? This sounds super shady.”
“DONT BE A SHITTY FRIEND BRO CMON!”
Couldn't you just do installments of $1000 which would eventually allow you to buy whatever you wanted.
You can only "buy" up to a thousand. If you have a trustworthy significant other/friend/family member you can just give them the money and have them buy things for the both of you.
There is literally no downside if you are smart about that.
The flying one is a no brainer. Darkseid on Lego DC Super Villains doesn't walk, instead he levitates 10 cm off the ground and it looks super cool so you can just do that 👍
i simply use my limitless “king of mankind” wealth to research ways to cure my blindness
I like that you actually answer the questions
Yes to all of them except the first and last
Yes to all of them except the first and last😊
So basically I can download the entire internet into my brain in an hour? Sign me up.
I’d assemble the best pc, any and every console, and an absurd number for games.
Yeah, or you could just buy gold $1000 at a time, cash it all in, and spent all that money on anything you want.
What's the point of becoming king of mankind if you can't Netflix and chill without eyes.
This is terrifying, i was thinking, THINKING, not talking about hellen keller earlyer today and TWO videos and 1 short have popped up about her
Bro the flying one has the examples of just flying whenever you're late but no. I would simply float ominously behind someone weeping inconsolably and chanting about their sins in a long forgotten language
for the third one yes. either way i wont have to pay attention in class
Yes to all but the last two
For the flying instead of walking, yes I would.
I would give the money to my family, so they can purchase stuff for me in my stead. A lot of gifts are going to be exchanged lololol
I’d get all the neurosurgeons and mechanics to make new eyes that are connected to my brain and have all the functions of a regular camera
The flying one would be awesome lol
I have chronic hip pain so the flying would be great
I would hire a accountant so she can buy the stuff for me
Presses button. Gets technology to restore my vision
All I gotta do is give a thousand at a time to someone I trust and have them buy me stuff
With the flying one, just hover like a millimeter above the ground and make a walking motion with your legs
I would press the button for every single situation
The second one is so OP, literally hire builders to build a house.
I’d press the button for the flight one, I’m gonna float around like a ghost. Also it never said there was a weight limit so if possible, I’d get a bunch of pillows in the clouds and chill up there
Hellen Keller did not write 12 books. Her fiduciary did
I agree with flying and or the downloading one
Ain’t even watch the video but yes I’m pressing that button
Can make any law you want... *Presses the button*
I'd love to be able to fly and not walk, plus it doesn't say if I can still run or crawl, only walk, and if I can fly forever like a super man clone then it's obvious I'd press it.
Boss: why are you late, this is going to you employee record.
Me: Stf up you flyless normal human.
I know a loophole for the only buy $1000 items
Let’s say you want to buy a guitar for $3000 (I’m a guitarist this is the best example I could think of). Explain your situation to the seller, buy 3 different cheaper items (like a guitar pick) for $1000 each. Once you have bought those 3 guitar picks, you would have payed off your $3000 and trade those “$1000” guitar picks for the guitsr
I will press 3 and 4
1 hour information download is just what happens when you find information while in waiting mode.
I’d order, as king of mankind..
Every barfight must be people responding in insults, rather than fists, and after 100 insults (50 each), then physical contact can be made
for the billion dollars, just withdraw 1000 dollars multiple times, give the money to someone and have them buy it for you or just buy a house but not all at once with multiple 1000$ payments same with the car
You can fly but not walk, does that mean I could just hover menacingly everywhere?
As an avid enjoyer of music I'd be fine with blindness and if i need to read something I'll just ask someone to read it for me
Becoming blinded doesn't specify how
for all I know nothing would change because I'm already considered blind without glasses :3
If flying is strenuous like it is for birds, no. If I can just float around at my own will, yes
What the hell did I just watch? I’ll never get these seconds back 😢
i would do the fly one i’d just slightly levitate over everything
Easy, I give my friends money so they can buy stuff for me
If i became king but i was blind, i would get the best scientists, eye surgeons and such to find a cure for blindness, and then create other nationd that i then go to war with so History class would be fun and not boring as hell
I would pretend to walk so that I look like a weird NPC
Get 1 billion dollars
Give friend money
He buys for you
He gets 1000
You get a private jet a Lamborghini and anything else you want
A win win
Everything except the roach
I would do the one hour download, just don't go to school and learn everything for that grade in a hour.
With the PC one you can just buy most parts separately as most mid-high end parts don’t cost more than $1000
YOU can't buy it but a friend can for you
I whould press the button on all of the but the last one.
I'd give the money to someone I can trust (like a friend) to buy things over 1000 for me.
You can apply for financing to buy a house and just pay it back in 1000 dollar increments weekly
I'll just pay in....
✨ *INSTALLMENTS* ✨
You can also buy parts of a pc
That's some deep philosophy. Broke my brain
So hear me out...
*"Hey so I'm king...I'm gonna need to steal your eyeballs so I can see again"*
I can just run everywhere
For the first one of course I’d press the button, I could just force people to figure out how to give me my sight back
I could float nanometers off the ground and mimic walking
you had me at “you become a cockroach”
1. i will pass a law that prioritize research that lets me perceive the world with echo location or something similar so i can technically see again, so i’ll press
2. i could hire a butler, then pay an additional budget amount everyday under 1k and then ask my butler to buy me whatever the stuff that ids over 1k. or i buy things in multiple payments. if it works i’ll press
3. not very clear here. does it mean that i can’t move my legs at all? or if i move my legs in a walking motion i’ll die or just be completely unable to? will flying feel easy like floating, or a rigorous exercise? what if i get tired and i’m too high up? since the rules are unclear i won’t press
4. 1 hour is nothing if you’re watching a show, movie, or playing video games. you could watch across the spider verse, and by the point miles gets to nueva york you will be the smartest man alive. i’ll press
5. no
I’d unblind myself as king
First one i would get eye surgery, second one i would *give* the money to somone so he could by what i want, the third one i could just float at 0.01 mm of the ground and act like i walk, for the 4th one i would donload every info on the world in 1 time,
And the last one is trash
All hail gold roach
*The video: "would you press the button to become a cockroach bu-" Me: "HAHA YES A NEW LIFE" *smashes the button**
I mean with that 1 billion with the thousand dollar limit you could also buy parts for a pc
You could always go by in installments, or loans. Granted, using loans would probably make the cost be more than the original price, but hey. Billion dollar
i would love to be able to fly and not walk. i have difficulty walking anyway due to chronic pain and joint issues
I would totally take flight over walking
Bro, I could just download the days lesson and be a God at school
All of these where yes for me
Definitely the third so I don't trip and have to resist the urge to make "I thought it was summer!" Jokes again
im already legally blind lol, i see this as an absolute win
(yes, i can see a little bit. no, its not completely black. i use assistive technology to read and type.)
I would press the second one, then hire someone to buy things for me, and give them an amount under 1000 to do it
Dude wait Instead of walking around I could be like Paimon and float around everywhere like her but I don’t want to be emergency food
💢
Paimon: FOR.THE.LAST.TIME…………………………………………PAIMON IS NOT EMERGENCY FOOD!!!!!!!!💢
*takes a deep breath in*
If I become king of mankind and get blind then I would become King Daredevil!
I would do the download information part and just watch a movie
I’d hire people to build the stuff for me
1) Yeah, make people focus on a cure for blindness
2) Give a friend 1K to buy the thing over 1K
3) Yes. No more paying for travel.
4) Not worth it.
5) Nah I ain't being a bug, helpful or not.
I would, then o would make every scientist work on a way to make humans immortal and a way to replace sight
No, Maybe, Yes, Yes, No
Or I would press them all
All of them
Bro, it’s a button you must press it
i would take flying, and downloading information.
You can download a whole college course in 1 hour and know what your doing
If you can only buy things less than a thousand dollars, just let a friend or family member buy it for you and pay them back in increments of $1,000.
Though for me, I don’t see myself buying anything that expensive anytime soon so I’d be good
I'd press the money for money to buy lego sets and food
Homie, pressing the first button, you could just make MrBeast take you to the doctors to make you see.
I would make them get me a source of vision
Interesting video
For the first one i would make scientists to master a brain surgery where they take the part of the brain that make you see and replace it with a donor so then i can see IF its possible by then if im not dead
1billion usd but can’t pay over 1,000 cause I can make payment plans