I love how he actually TEACHES you how to apply the makeup. Most MUAs on youtube these days are just like "Omg look at me do my makeup for 30 minutes" but he actually carries you step-by-step and explains why he's doing what he's doing, etc. It's so refreshing. A real tutorial.
Sometimes, I feel like beauty gurus are only famous because most of them are guys, and guys wearing makeup is considered progressive. Of course I have nothing against guys who wear makeup, I mean, even this guy does, but sometimes I feel like their fans don't care about the actual tutorial at all, they just want to be progressive. And people like Laura Lee act like idiots to attract the masses, it's a damn shame. Someone like this deserves way more attention,
Jesus Christ. "I just want to keep the tone and the hue very consistent. There is definitely an equilibrium between how fascinated I am by this and how strange I also find it." These are bars never before used by makeup artists.
"Æ" is a danish letter, pronounced like the swedish letter "Ä" which sounds like the letters A and I in the english word "air" so basically "air" without the letter "R"
Most beauty gurus are so loud and obnoxious. Some have such limited vocabulary so I find it hard understanding them when they describe what they do. John Maclean is very underrated.
Okay well u have a point yk, but then again, this is 2018 sis🤣. at least keep up with the time🤷♀️. Ppl like those beauty gurus you’re talking abt bc they’re entertaining. They focus on the audience that watches them.
Isn't he adorable ?? I literally find you and him the only two who make films that are truly educational informative with sincere honest guides that one can use 🙏🏻🙏🏻 Now we demand a collab between you two 😍
As a vampire myself I appericate the tan look as a fun, once in a blue moon alternative to my day glow pale. When I said Vampire I meant it in the most postive way...elegance, intelligence, beautiful, very posh sounding and PALE (mabye I've read to many Anne Rice books)...chill out it was a compliment.
I laughed for about 10 minutes straight with your comment. Still laughing as I type 😆 It takes a lot for something I read to make me laugh out loud like that!! Kudos!
@@crybaby4138 perhaps you meant to use the word Vocabulary instead of Grammar 😂😂😂 priceless. Perhaps you should just keep watching, in the hopes that you expand your own vocabulary 😂😂😂
he is completely different from other beauty gurus, because his every move is so PROFESSIONAL. i kinda want to say... qualified. he is the McGonagall of the beauty world.
I have to admit that I have never really heard anyone speaking English quite like that. Except maybe in audio tutorials "English as a foreign language".
I really appreciate the intelligence you bring to the makeup industry. You never cuss, you never knock products...you only teach, give advice, and show love to yourself with your makeup❤
This is probably the most educational beauty channel I’ve ever seen. Not only do you teach us the look, you teach us different techniques and helpful tips
@IKEHH he's Scottish. Our vowel pronoucation is drastically different from all ranges of Irish accents. The confusion is that most Scottish people aren't as articulately spoken, regardless of social class. It's hard to tell where in Scotland but I'm putting my money on Edinburgh.
When he reviewed Jeffree stars concealer he Said the packaging looked like it was from the 19th century and then said not that any of you would remember that lol
Because he actually has the skill he also do masterclasses, compared to the other beauty gurus that only know how to be obnoxious and get involve in drama.
I'm not really sure how someone's skin tone has anything to do with their knowledge of their profession. Many men are in the profession of giving boob jobs, do they need to be women in order to do that? No. But your comparison is even stranger. That would be like saying you'd be surprised that the darkest toned person knows how to work with a broad range of skin tones.
@@Gloomyraindrop makeup tones are different for pale skin to dark skin. As someone who is pale I wouldn’t know what blush/ colours compliment darker skin. It’s not about the skill of actually applying the makeup it’s knowing the tones to use for a skin tone that isn’t his. Many darker skinned models have been exposing the makeup artists in the modelling industry for completely botching makeup on set to the point they have to do their own. It’s not as easy as you would think.
@@leahdorothy You cannot be serious. Not everyone in Scotland speaks like Rab C. Nesbit. Try widening your social circle! I'm Scottish and absolutely his accent is educated middle class from Scotland!
Most: lol what if my tan doesn’t come off John: I must admit I find it a little daunting, the prospect from having a moon tan to a sun tan. Imagine how awful and tragic it would be if this were irrevocable 💀💀
He's affecting an accent. It's not his natural speech. If you watch other videos where he's applying makeup to other people while narrating his natural Scottish accent is more evident. And I imagine in his every day life he speaks even more casually with even more of his natural Scottish pronunciation. But when doing these videos where he himself is the star there's a *persona,* complete with the fake way of speaking.
He didn't just invent English: he also invented makeup tutorials, youtube, Google, the Internet, computers, phones, electricity, BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY HE INVENTED MAKEUP.
Found you by sabastions video titled “if god was a makeup artist” and I was so fascinated with how diverse you are from all the other beauty gurus. You speak slower and way easier to follow, you stay true to your roots, proper English, and still exciting to watch. In love 😍
I love how he actually TEACHES you how to apply the makeup. Most MUAs on youtube these days are just like "Omg look at me do my makeup for 30 minutes" but he actually carries you step-by-step and explains why he's doing what he's doing, etc. It's so refreshing. A real tutorial.
Daddy Meme Master
Sylvia Gani does this
@@adrianna986 never heard of her but I'll watch her now thank u!!!
THIS is what has been bothering me about current makeup gurus and I couldn’t figure it out til I read this thank you
Sometimes, I feel like beauty gurus are only famous because most of them are guys, and guys wearing makeup is considered progressive. Of course I have nothing against guys who wear makeup, I mean, even this guy does, but sometimes I feel like their fans don't care about the actual tutorial at all, they just want to be progressive. And people like Laura Lee act like idiots to attract the masses, it's a damn shame. Someone like this deserves way more attention,
This
You are the inner voice of every house cat
That's exactly it
This comment has me dying. This is so accurate
🤣🤣🤣 accurate.
PERFECT
ded
Therapist: Don’t worry tan John Maclean isn’t real so he can’t hurt you
Tan John Maclean:
Omg I died 😂
omg i just spat out my water
Alison Walters 🤣
So watermelon
this hits hardest at the 5:42 and 6:50 mark
People: “Contour”
John: “Contāùxrē”
under rated comment
Contāùxrē sounds more like french I think for him is more of a high class English❤
KozzyArts 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
❤️❤️🤣
Deep😭
friend: i watch james charles wbu
me, an intellectual:
aessth rose 😂😂😂
i want your profile (for meme purpose)
lindsey everdeen dam that was so perfect wow
hahahahaha
I feels like it isn't right to hear his voice for free
sakura chan yep. His voice is expensive.we should buy it instead of listening to it for free.😂
😂😂😂
I paid for the internet connection 😁
Dana its low cost for this pleasure
@@jonatanpereira actually it's not a low cost for me. 😅 but, for this kind of pleasure, yes, it worthed.
This reminds me of old TH-cam, where everyone was so calm, no drama no codes shoved down our throats...just wonderful
I was thinking the same thing.
Except Willam’s reaction to this video. I’m surprised it isn’t mentioned in the comments.
Kristen Bleninger-Sundar who is william?
use code ‘james’ for 10% off
JJ Ak yesssss!
“I do have quite a large forehead. It has almost the same mass as Russia.”
GIRL SAMEE
Me living in Russia: "Преувеличение - это красивая иллюстрация, которая, однако, не даёт понять реальных масштабов ситуации"
Eva Laterman Ceard?
@@roses2122 что?
@@AmpereTheCat me living in italy "yes"
I don't think he identifies as a woman, unless that has changed...
"i have a very large forehead, it almost has the same mass as russia" CRYING
The lord's forehead jokes makes me die of laughter
@@xpumpernickelx2260 yasssss
all hail lord maclean
W E E P I N G.
A B S O L U T E L Y D E C E A S E D.
Mine is Russia, Poland, Kazakhstan and Mongolia
😂😂😂
Jesus Christ. "I just want to keep the tone and the hue very consistent. There is definitely an equilibrium between how fascinated I am by this and how strange I also find it." These are bars never before used by makeup artists.
bARS
@@natalia-rv4cd nicki minaj roman revenge: i got bAARS
came here for make up, left with an english degree
Right
Absolutely
Sacrosanct.
Hahahah,indeed 😂
I could listen to John talk forever. I would love it if he did books on tape.
its said only John knows how to pronounce X Æ A-12.
neojng Hahahaha! Yass!
he said for which that i did !!!
it’s pronounced X-Ash-A-12 (ex-ash-ah-twelve) ygm??
"Æ" is a danish letter, pronounced like the swedish letter "Ä" which sounds like the letters A and I in the english word "air" so basically "air" without the letter "R"
@@magoria1382 It is also a Norwegian letter pronounce like an in between thing of A and E
Most beauty gurus are so loud and obnoxious. Some have such limited vocabulary so I find it hard understanding them when they describe what they do. John Maclean is very underrated.
enterbooty town Haha I know right. His speech is so clean the English subtitles are accurate. Never happens on TH-cam. 😫
*bye*
enterbooty town john McLean is great, but if you cant understand the other gurus, i think theres something wrong with you, not them
Okay well u have a point yk, but then again, this is 2018 sis🤣. at least keep up with the time🤷♀️. Ppl like those beauty gurus you’re talking abt bc they’re entertaining. They focus on the audience that watches them.
so pigmented. very very pigmented. very SO pigmented
His voice sounds so expensive I’m living
This is a man?
Freedom Speaks yup :)
Yes, we speak cursive here
lady gaga stan yeah well… *_I’M DYING_*
Yes, he's a man. His name is John, silly! :)
*”I do have quite a large forehead.”*
*”it almost has the same mass as Russia.”*
*absolute royalty*
Honestly that's a hot mood
Can relate
He's so cheeky lmao 😂😂
@@lindsaynichelle2031 A ko će to sve da plati $$$ €€€ £££
Darcy Burrows can relate
Me staring at John👁️👄👁️
John staring at me 🧿👄🧿
Lolll
Accurate
I cried 😂🤣😂
😆
Yes
When james Charles thinks he found his shade
😂😂😂😭
Cancelled. 😬
Lol
I wish I could like this twice
Lmao this made me forget I was going through a break up for a sec
This was literally meditation for me ... thank you xx
Love your videos Wayne! xox
You two should do a collab!
That meta moment when one of my favorite makeup artists comments on another one of my favorite artists. *swoons*
I adore both of you! In one of your latest videos you used the term "ever so slightly" which made me smile:)
Isn't he adorable ?? I literally find you and him the only two who make films that are truly educational informative with sincere honest guides that one can use 🙏🏻🙏🏻 Now we demand a collab between you two 😍
A very posh speaking vampire just gave me the best nose contouring advice I've ever recieved, I'm shook ...and thankful.
Cuddly Cactus
THIS GIRL IS CRAZY AMD ANYONE ELSE WHO THINKS THIS IS BEAUTIFUL!
As a vampire myself I appericate the tan look as a fun, once in a blue moon alternative to my day glow pale. When I said Vampire I meant it in the most postive way...elegance, intelligence, beautiful, very posh sounding and PALE (mabye I've read to many Anne Rice books)...chill out it was a compliment.
ME TOO!!
Cuddly Cactus amen.
the best comment.
i really respect someone who can look directly into a camera and say "shaft and tip" without so much as a twinkle in their eye
I laughed for about 10 minutes straight with your comment. Still laughing as I type 😆 It takes a lot for something I read to make me laugh out loud like that!! Kudos!
I could have sworn I saw his mouth twitch just a bit.
John is one of those youtubers who doesn't need background music in his videos and I'd still be intrigued by what he's saying
Kiko Li i didn’t even notice that omg
Omg, i didnt even notice that. Haha
Wtfff I just noticed
His voice only is just a harmonious melody if you ask me!
Every word you say is sharper than a knife.
Jimena Correa YESSSSSS AGREEEEE
*speaks in louis vuitton*
Hermes
I was thinking more like Chanel Haute Couture
h e z z a I laughed so hard at this comment
*Speaks in Hermes Himalayan Birkin*
I would literally pay to hear John say “Forgive me, I implore, because I do not speak the language of the impoverished.”
Yesss😂😂😂😂
For I do not * 😅
YESSSS PLZ
Check and see if he has a Cameo 😂😂
@@yaya804 no he doesnt
*watches him to make my essays better*
underrated comment
Oh my god same
Same
John roasting himself is EVERYTHING
“I do have quite a large forehead. It almost has the same mass as Russia” LMAO
Lmao I cant even do like his way
His voice is calling me poor
ikr😂
I CAN'T 😂😂😂😂
“If English was a person “
Julia Nekongo as Scotsmen that me and John both are, that comment kinda stings.. 😂
every scottish person in the comments: :-(
But
He's Scottish
@@aimee4927 posh over acted scots
Fuck feet 🤣🤣
I went into debt listening to John's voice. Sounds expensive af
@@crybaby4138 perhaps you meant to use the word Vocabulary instead of Grammar 😂😂😂 priceless. Perhaps you should just keep watching, in the hopes that you expand your own vocabulary 😂😂😂
He taught his English teachers in school
crying
I can't 😂
noooooooioo😂🤣
😂
💀😂
Other TH-camrs;“This video”
john Mclean; “This film”
He’s a vampire from the past guys
This filum*
He's a god
fillum*
Fillum
You pronounced filum wrong
He calls light skin 'moon tan'.. Isn't it so beautiful and shakespeareian??
Sounds better than what I use "dungeon tan" lol
@@saoirsewhitlock3654 I like yours better
Poetry is dead
@@darwinstheoryofbeauty2583 No.
@@darwinstheoryofbeauty2583 no it’s not, you just live in a box
speaks in cursive
a v a lol
Ah
Calling it cursive is almost an insult. He speaks in Calligraphy.
@@joelucas7052 nah bro he speaks in the language of the gods
True
crush: i only like tan girls with british accents
me:
ur mom walk down the road where I’m from and find plenty of orange girls with British accents
Then yo crush is too shallow for you.
whichwitch Issa joke bahahah I don’t think her crush actually said that😂😂 lol
Common basic Bri girls
hannah-joy walker and Northern Ireland
*_just ever so slightly_*
I read this just as he had said it 😂
OOoooOoOooooOoooOO asmr darling is shooketh
Chelsea Xoxo Yt who is she?? she can’t even compete 😂😂
His voice is more expensive than Jeffree Star
Lmao Jeffree's networth at this point is like 10 cents
jeffrey is bougie rich while John MacLean is 𝒞𝓁𝒶𝓈𝓈𝓎 𝑅𝒾𝒸𝒽
His voice is so expensive I don't even think my broke ass can handle his voice
omg i didn’t even know that that’s a man
Jeffery star is trash compared to John Maclean
The way he speaks to me is like I have no choice but to do what he is saying.
Jessica Faircloth he is truly mesmerizing!
Can you write my english essay for me
Write all my assignments lol
Use captions, the vocabulary there is more extra than the regular comprehension books 😂
He’s better than all my english teachers 😔
“I have quite a large forehead”
**randomly out of the blue**
“It almost has the same mass as Russia” this took me by surprise 😂😂❤️
I died when he said that 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Issy Kent right when I scrolled down to this comment he said that. *I M S H O O K*
It’s funny cuz that foundation isn’t even that dark on most people he’s just so fair that it looks crazy on him
Yeah lol white people are a thing
Poshest vampire I’ve ever seen
Moon tan. Love it
Allycat g I WAS ABOUT TO SAY
How do you speak in cursive?
Roberta Avola LOLLLLL
This is literally the perfect description lmao
Roberta Avola AAAAHAAAHAAAA
Roberta Avola what is his accent? like where from?
Maker Bayfield England bro
I can’t afford to listen to his voice.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂
His???..
Bruh Lano on his website he uses the male pronoun He, so I used it too.
So posh and proper!
You know whats amazing about this dude? He’s real. He shows you the before and after. And then he makes you question your sakshualitay....
Hahahaa sakshualityyyy! Love it
Yes
“i do have quite a large forehead. it almost has the same mass as russia.”
*ICONIC*
The Damned Damsel honestly when he said that I went, sameee
I am from russia and have a huge forehead. Haha my own country has followed me on my head
So dry and I live for it lol
I was gonna like but you had 666 likes
The Damned Damsel 😂🤣
You could make a 4 hour video just talking about paper towels and I would watch every second of it
True
Rt
Gore and Teddy bears or socks
you mean four hour *filum*
True. His vocabulary is just awesome too. Hehe
he is completely different from other beauty gurus, because his every move is so PROFESSIONAL. i kinda want to say... qualified. he is the McGonagall of the beauty world.
He puts me in a trance ever so slightly
aisa b 😂😂
lmfao 😂😂 this comment gets an A+
aisa b considuably
Agreed
aisa b i fucking love you
I just grew additional brain cells. Now I feel more educated. It felt like I've graduated in Harvard after watching your videos.
I don't like how you look directly into my soul
Prim 😭😭😭😭😭💯
Prim V I love this comment
im dying😂
Me neither lmao
Im dying 😅😂😂😂😂😂😂
The way he talks makes me feel like I’ve disappointed him and now he’s being salty because he has to teach me makeup. Subscribing.
😂
Hahahahaaha 💕
I feel like this person invented the English language
I was thinking Mrs.Doubtfire
I have to admit that I have never really heard anyone speaking English quite like that. Except maybe in audio tutorials "English as a foreign language".
OMG you stole my thought! His enunciation!!! I could listen to him all day. I could imagine him conversing during the Elizabethan era.
Are u English?
Daniela Reyes yesssss
“It almost has the same mass as Russia” - I died
Eliott R its too funny especially when you are russian yourself
Lol I checked to see if anyone else thought that was funny. Lol
Sameee
me trying to use my summer foundation in the winter
dingus I can’t even wear my summer shade in the summer because I don’t go outside lmao
💀💀💀
dingus LMAOOOOO MEEEE😂😂😂
I have yet to achieve...seamlessness...
My summer and winter shades are the same...nearly white 😂
“it almost has the same mass as Russia”
I’m DyING
nobody has ever been so informative and detailed about a makeup tutorial
“My forehead is very large, like the mass of Russia.” IM CACKLINGBKJYJYGD
I tried to watch this but felt I wasn’t good enough
Juanita Walker
Lol 😂
He does sound very posh, doesn’t he.
Honestly same
😂
I really appreciate the intelligence you bring to the makeup industry. You never cuss, you never knock products...you only teach, give advice, and show love to yourself with your makeup❤
intelligence is the wrong word . !!
@@bikerianm what's the right word?
@@kats.5958 i would use the word class 💅🏽😏
@@BleedthisFreak83 alllll the class 🍸
John and wanye goss should do a collab.....just imagine the knowledge ..no unnecessary shrieking..no drama..just two artists creating a masterpiece
👍👍👍
@@baekhyunsbambi6978 exoL, a wise person I see
Throw in Nyma Tang and we'll have the super polite/professional/informative trifecta!
@@loonavelvet7611 Exo=mature+wise+class... just like John😎😎😎
@@baekhyunsbambi6978 John looks like Mamamoo's Hwasa at the end, right?
yes we know he speaks amazing but can we talk about how TALENTED he is??? like wow
Is this James Charles trying to guess his shade
Laney Eats? LOLLLLL
*screaming*
Genious😂😂😂
Laney Eats? 😂😂😂all the foundation that was a match for him he was like, “it’s too pale” and I’m like no bitch ur just pale💗
@@jayleehamilton7429 his skin is pink as fuck but he insists on being dark orange
Me: Jason Derulo
John: Jason Desrouleaux
Jason: JAsOuHn DeSroUleAUx
This is probably the most educational beauty channel I’ve ever seen. Not only do you teach us the look, you teach us different techniques and helpful tips
And how to speak correctly 😉
Who the fuck would want to look like this? She is absolutely CAKED in makeup which is downright repulsive.
@@JK-ux9du he
@@JK-ux9du nobody says they want to look like that. The comment states that his techniques are helpful while also teaching a look
@@JK-ux9du lmao. John is a guy. Lol
Can you imagine Johns voice as your GPS? 😂🤣
Hes gonna make a whole tutorial where to go😂😂 hes sounds very expensive tho..
Cosmetically Corinne I’d never be able to get anywhere because I’d get lost in his voice 😍
@@Chingasaveinte right? I love his sophistication. It's perfect.
“Please do turn right in 2.5 miles onto I-96 North, before turning ever so slightly into Lake Rd...”
@@kottonkandy0962 😂🤣😂🤣😂yesssss!!!
In a world full of Laura Leeches, get yourself a John Maclean
yes
Preach sis
There needs to be a John Maclean option for Siri
i would pay for that.
I need navigation settings for his voice
Yes!
It would take 5 years to complete one answer.. I'll probably be in the dustbin by then.. in pieces..
hes so educated and British I feel like I'm at a Hogwarts learning to contour and I'm here for it girl.
@IKEHH he's Scottish. Our vowel pronoucation is drastically different from all ranges of Irish accents. The confusion is that most Scottish people aren't as articulately spoken, regardless of social class. It's hard to tell where in Scotland but I'm putting my money on Edinburgh.
hes not british and a fake accent and terrible grammar does not mean educated ???
@@bikerianm pretty sure that by "educated" they were referring to the actual info he is sharing in the video.........
@@bikerianm Lmao u just mad 💀🖤
@@poolswithoutladders4011 He is from Outer Hebridies.
E v e r s o s l i g h t l y
dayly and nightly
in little ways
everything stays
s e a m l e s s n e s s
Let's go in the garden... You'll find something waiting
I just want him to come out as 1000000 year old vampire
LOL WOW YOU NAILED IT NOW I KNOW WHAT I WAS LOOKING AT HE DOES LOOK LIKE VAMPIRE
I 100% BELIEVE he is a *Vampire*
Jackie Molyneaux Jackie wtf 😂😂
When he reviewed Jeffree stars concealer he Said the packaging looked like it was from the 19th century and then said not that any of you would remember that lol
him?
I love how although he is naturally incredibly pale he knows know to work with shades applicable for a wide range of skin tones
A true makeup artist !
Because he actually has the skill he also do masterclasses, compared to the other beauty gurus that only know how to be obnoxious and get involve in drama.
I'm not really sure how someone's skin tone has anything to do with their knowledge of their profession.
Many men are in the profession of giving boob jobs, do they need to be women in order to do that? No. But your comparison is even stranger. That would be like saying you'd be surprised that the darkest toned person knows how to work with a broad range of skin tones.
@@Gloomyraindrop makeup tones are different for pale skin to dark skin. As someone who is pale I wouldn’t know what blush/ colours compliment darker skin. It’s not about the skill of actually applying the makeup it’s knowing the tones to use for a skin tone that isn’t his. Many darker skinned models have been exposing the makeup artists in the modelling industry for completely botching makeup on set to the point they have to do their own. It’s not as easy as you would think.
"I have no concern about the thinness of the shaft, but the tip is very very fat" said with a straight face. I CANNOT hahahaha
I have never heard anyone say shaft and tip more beautiful.
I feel like when the camera cuts he swears a lot and sounds like cockney builder
Thank you god.not just me.i legit died laughing
“imagine how awfully tragic it would be if this was irrevocable” literally is equivalent to “would you still be my friend if I looked like this”
LMAO yes!
he said that when i was reading your comment 😂😂😂
We need more of these analysis comments 😂
The way he annunciates seems aggressive but his vocabulary is intoxicating
Macey King
Right? So it's not just me? Idk something about the facial movements is like okay I know you don't talk and act like that all the time lol
ummmbye *his *he
Victoria
Oh stop. John jokes about looking feminine all the time, I know he's a boy, but he'd probably giggle at someone calling him a pretty girl.
If you were my english teacher i could score good grades and never miss a single english class
@@sometimessnarky1642 I've never seen a more accurate username
@@sometimessnarky1642 your user name should be all time snarky /:
@@sometimessnarky1642
Remove urself from this place, impoverished peasant.
He’s the Bob Ross of the makeup world 🙏🏻🙌🏻
Kayla Means "now i'll be using this hwhite foundation"
Kayla Means 😂😂😂😂yesss fave comment
I swear John's fanbase is honestly the best
Yes
"Seamless little clouds...." ♥
He got so aggressive while talking about highlighting that I felt threatened sksksk
卌BlueBoyMGC卌 // I felt kind of scared lmaoo
卌BlueBoyMGC卌 SAME
hahahhaha ikr!! also love ur profile pic
Freaked out.. but i loved it
OKAY SAME HAHAHA I GOT SCARED AF LMAO KJDSLKJHFAKJHD
Does make me laugh seeing this pale white hand doing this while you had such a tan look
Tf you doin here?
oh SHOOT I LOVE BOTH OF YOU
OMG I LOVE YOU
OMG I LOVE YOUR CHANNEL !!!
乂❤‿❤乂
Roly omG it’s roly what
he’s so.....proper i feel like i am not allowed to be in his presence
*speaks in gucci*
Katarina K gucci seems cheap compared to him😂😂
Elisa Shay truee
Calligraphy*
Katarina K *breathes in gucci*
Or speaks in Victorian.
*problematic beauty gurus have left the chat*
I believe you will roast anyone with elegance
He might not even give a damn 😂😂 too much classy-ness 😎
Your super pale hand makes it look like someone else is doing your makeup. It’s too funny
OMGGG!! I was just getting ready to comment that!!🤣🤣 it's looks like a random hand is just there applying his makeup!! Love it!!💜
He has successfully managed to achieve no gender.
kokonutts arefun and yet you say "he" lol
Taylor Bloise because his pronouns are male.
Taylor Bloise what do we call them besides she and he then? Its?
Re wolf they or ze.
MJM stawp
Your diction is impeccable. I’ve not heard someone speak as beautifully as you do in many years. Lovely tutorial!
Scottish middle class.
*edited*
Methven Arundell i can’t believe he’s scottish. i’ve lived here my whole life and i’ve never heard anyone else speak like this lmao
@@leahdorothy You cannot be serious. Not everyone in Scotland speaks like Rab C. Nesbit. Try widening your social circle! I'm Scottish and absolutely his accent is educated middle class from Scotland!
This is better than *"tHaT's helLa pIgMeNtEd*
Amen.
Or all of the bloody faces "im so shook with all of this ridiculous highlighter" 🙄
Lmao right! I feel like my vocabulary was expanded after watching this video!
You made me lol 😂
I feel attacked 😂😂😂😂
Most: lol what if my tan doesn’t come off
John: I must admit I find it a little daunting, the prospect from having a moon tan to a sun tan. Imagine how awful and tragic it would be if this were irrevocable
💀💀
Oh that’s what he meant 😅😅 I just listened and went heehee okay…
Hearing how proper his English is, makes me realize how trash mine is. Also why is his voice so alluring? Like I can’t stop. 🤷🏼♀️🤤
Gen Aesthetic same, I couldn't sound more common in comparison😂
Why did I hear the word alluring in his voice
You said he, I though this was a woman?
He's affecting an accent. It's not his natural speech. If you watch other videos where he's applying makeup to other people while narrating his natural Scottish accent is more evident. And I imagine in his every day life he speaks even more casually with even more of his natural Scottish pronunciation. But when doing these videos where he himself is the star there's a *persona,* complete with the fake way of speaking.
I'm English (I would say my accent is pretty middle class) and his Scottish accent is so obviously trying to come through.
John is SUCH an underrated makeup artist! His makeup looks are so good, and he clearly has a lot of skill!
his*
@@marios1861 omg
Girl if there's no drama he won't be well known anytime soon
Gugunet26 it’s because he’s an actual makeup artist. Not someone who kind of knows makeup and is popular.
‘Slightly vigorous’
Me trying to do anything chill
Life motto: *Ensure Seamlessness*
Fathima Rafeek boiii love this comment
5:40 Jesus Christ he is so calm and proper when he speaks that when he raised his voice sightly, I felt like I was getting yelled at
I'm glad I'm not alone here.
Me too!! I jumped a little bit!!😳
He didn't just invent English:
he also invented makeup tutorials, youtube, Google, the Internet, computers, phones, electricity, BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY HE INVENTED MAKEUP.
He invented haute couture and the moon too.
@@t3ras74 exactly
Don’t forget my soul 😂
He’s god, he literally invented EVERYTHING
And he invented the phylum
Can someone make a compilation video of John saying “ever so slightly”? Thanks.
And don’t forget a “to ensure seamlessness” companion-compilation.
Can someone combine it all like Joe Rogan's "it's entirely possible"
"first of all"
right when i read this comment he said it in the video. 16:31 lmao!
And “lift”
if loki has another brother, it must be you😂
shy scent ahahaha i dieded
shy scent omg yesss
OHMYGOOODDD LOLL
I WAS THINKING THIS OMG
I wasn’t expecting marvel stans here.
My people. Hello.
This makes me appreciate your natural pale beauty. Not saying that tan isn't pretty just that everyone looks great in their own color
e n s u r i n g s e a m l e s s n e s s
e v e r s o s l i g h t l y
w w w . t w i t t e r . c o m
w w w . t w i t t e r . c o m
@@louiem.m6116 He always says *W W.*
Imagine how tragic it would be if it weren't seamless? The embarrassment would be irrevocable..
Every time I see a thumbnail with his face on it I'm like OMG NEW FELEM
This was hilarious buddy🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂👌🏻
Filim.....
Why do I feel like he’s shouting at my quietly
Chloe Robinson I feel like he’s an English mother trying to quietly scold me in public
@@KikiMauMau omg yes! that what it is ahhahahaha
He looks like blend of Loki and Hela
YES
Found you by sabastions video titled “if god was a makeup artist” and I was so fascinated with how diverse you are from all the other beauty gurus. You speak slower and way easier to follow, you stay true to your roots, proper English, and still exciting to watch. In love 😍
H.L Beauty Same, I came here bc of sabs video lol
He’s Scottish
proper English?
Same here
she meant to speak english properly, not the 'aight y'all am just gonna add this to blah blah blah and make sure y'all followin' 🙄