The ONLY other acceptable answer would have been, “Yes, Miss/Mrs. X.” (Where the X is replaced with her first name if you know each other pretty well, or her last name if you are just acquainted with her.)
I don't know what kind of grandmama you had, but mine was a master at the passive aggressive guilt trip trap. You pick up your phone and 5 min later you're roped into 3 church potlucks and a date with that nice boy... You know the deacons son!
I was in Boston last week for the whole week. As I was walking from my hotel to the meetings every person I came across I said good morning/afternoon too, even a few "How y'all doing?" - not one person in 5 days answered back EXCEPT this homeless dude when he answered "Well I've had better days!" - I went into the restaurant and had my supper and bought a second one to go and when I walked out he was still over by the tree and I gave him that second supper. Told my meeting host about talking to people and he just laughed and said he'd liked to have seen that in person. Couldn't get out of there any quicker than I did.
@WilliamSlayer Although the part of Boston I was in - Cambridge was really nice and the hotel staff were extremely friendly as well as the waitresses I had the week. Guess there is just something about talking to folks out on the street if they don't know you. I'm back in Arkansas.
That's the main reason I could never live in the South. Twelve months of hot humid summer a year: I would rather die. The 5-6 months a year of hot weather we get in Ohio is bad enough.
@@jonadabtheunsightly While I agree with you about hating hot weather, you seem to be confusing the Southern US with Central American jungles. North Carolina isn't hot and humid 12 months a year, it just has an extra long summer and then suddenly flips the switch to winter sometime in November, then back again in March, bypassing the Fall and Spring altogether.
Hahaha ... There have been so many times I decided NOT to buy a sandwich at a deli section of a C-store when I discovered that all they had was Miracle Whip. And there was the time I couldn't make tunafish salad because .. you guessed it, no Mayo, just that imitation stuff.
@@mikemesser4326 The only reason they have that stuff on the shelf is because damned-Yankees buy it when they visit. It would be unneighborly not to have it available. But REAL Southerners won’t touch the stuff.
See now, I moved to Vermont with the express purpose of freezing again. I love so many Southern Things, but the heat and humidity are my Achilles heel.
I grew up in NC and the southern card test should be given to all transplants 😂 if yall wanna come down here and clog up towns for the people whose families have been here 40 years, yall better understand how to act in the south!
Hey now. If you would never turn anyone away, then why didn't I ever get a Southern Card? **Checks Notes** Oh that's right, I lived in Missouri. You all have a great do now.
Sorry, I am southern born and raised, but I do agree with Adam. I love Miracle Whip as much as I love Duke’s. Just depends on what flavour I want. Sometimes I just need that tanginess!
WHEW!!! I thank you for your comment. I just knew that there had to be at least ONE other true soul out here. As a born and bred South Carolinian, I have ALWAYS loved Miracle Whip, and (Dare I say it?) despise mayonaise, especially Dukes. I will pass on a sandwich if I know that it has mayonaise on it.
I'm Southern born and bred, but my mama was from Indiana. I never knew about the Southern hate for Miracle Whip until I was in middle school because we never had anything else in the house, thanks to her influence
OMG, I lived in Vermont for 8 years..... LONG 8 YEARS!!!!!! It is cold! Most Southerners don't even know how to say Vermont much less think about it. Hahaha Charmaine 💜
As a person whom has lived in Florida for nearly 20 years I can guarantee that everything is 100% accurate, except the peach cobbler as I prefer to bring in apple pie
What got me is when he said “ I CAN GET SEC EVERY MASCOT TATTOOED ON MY CHEST.” I just got my first tattoo of the outline of Kentucky in black with a royal blue heart where I’m from HARLAN COUNTY KENTUCKY but I moved to COLUMBUS INDIANA in 94
I have a Miata and I get it. It’s a small car and I get ignored a lot. I especially have to remember where I parked at Walmart because it’s good at hiding.
My husband doesn't even shop for presents much less wrap them and he's more southern than I am. I was born in the south but pretty much all my southern family moved up north as soon as they could find a way out. His people not only stayed but have a street named after them and only they live on it. They are legends in that area of their state for being backwoods crazy but if I offer to make and bring food to a family when I hear they've lost a loved one, my hubby thinks I'm crazy. Maybe it's because we live in the North-east but still it's the thought that counts right? Just goes to show you can't always tell who has a southern card after all. 🤣😆😆
The way I immediately knew she was waiting for that "yes ma'am"
I didn’t move south till I was 55
I knew it too tho 🤣
Sad.
The ONLY other acceptable answer would have been, “Yes, Miss/Mrs. X.” (Where the X is replaced with her first name if you know each other pretty well, or her last name if you are just acquainted with her.)
Same and I’m from the Midwest
My eye was twitching waiting for him to say it.
"you can't be a real SEC fan unless you hate at least one of the teams"😄
It better be Alabama!
However Vandy is exempt. Anyone caught hating Vandy shall be excommunicated.
I only love Tennessee. I hate all the rest.
@@macmedic892truth. I’ve bonded with so many people due to a mutual hate for Alabama. 😂
@@texasforever7887 Excommunicate me. I live in Tennessee, and Vandy’s politics have made me hate all things Commodore.
Love the call back to Adam ranking Miracle Whip the best mayonnaise a blind taste test
We can never let him forget it!
He did? For real? It wasn’t part of your skit?
@@garyowen9044 Yes, he did. I would put the link in if TH-cam still let you. But lookup "mayonnaise blind ranking It's a Southern Thing"
@@garyowen9044 He did. And he was properly horrified when he realized it.
OMG my jaw dropped 😂
I call BS. Even if you did her wrong, Granny would never turn on you like that!
LoL ... Granny's gonna call you out!
She would if she can get something out of it. My grandma did
I don't know what kind of grandmama you had, but mine was a master at the passive aggressive guilt trip trap. You pick up your phone and 5 min later you're roped into 3 church potlucks and a date with that nice boy... You know the deacons son!
@@meghandamon9222 I used to joke my grandmother's guilt trips sent postcards.
See I am with OP as I was the Golden Boy and could do NO WRONG in Me Maws eyes.
So glad to see you guys get’n back to what you do best. No Green Screens, No gimmicks; just funny, well written, well acted skits! Great Job!!!
Wish I had a granny to eat cookies and wrap presents with that sounds awesome
No doubt, and imagine being able to ask for specific cookies in advance! The smell of baking cookies alone, would be wonderful.
Someone in The Upstate of SC must have written (or contributed) to this because of the Woodruff Road reference.😄
HAH! Maaayyyyyybbbbeeee.
I was thinking the same thing!
Yep! That's a couple miles from me.
A true saint indeed. And let's not forget Adam's act of heroic bravery in making that left.
Impossible to make a left on woodruff rd other than at a light. Greenville is to crazy for me.
Poor Adam will be forever tarnished by The Miracle Whip Incident. Bless his heart!
I was in Boston last week for the whole week. As I was walking from my hotel to the meetings every person I came across I said good morning/afternoon too, even a few "How y'all doing?" - not one person in 5 days answered back EXCEPT this homeless dude when he answered "Well I've had better days!" - I went into the restaurant and had my supper and bought a second one to go and when I walked out he was still over by the tree and I gave him that second supper. Told my meeting host about talking to people and he just laughed and said he'd liked to have seen that in person. Couldn't get out of there any quicker than I did.
As a New Englander I can attest this is the truth...lol
@WilliamSlayer Although the part of Boston I was in - Cambridge was really nice and the hotel staff were extremely friendly as well as the waitresses I had the week. Guess there is just something about talking to folks out on the street if they don't know you. I'm back in Arkansas.
Boston is not a friendly city
I lived in North Carolina for 29 years but now I'm back up north and he's correct, it is very cold up here. LOL Great video!
As a native of North Carolina who now lives up north, I'm loving it! I haven't had an actual spring since my childhood in the nineties!
I have family in Cornelius North Carolina on Lake Norman
@@virginiathompson7978 That's a beautiful area!
That's the main reason I could never live in the South. Twelve months of hot humid summer a year: I would rather die. The 5-6 months a year of hot weather we get in Ohio is bad enough.
@@jonadabtheunsightly While I agree with you about hating hot weather, you seem to be confusing the Southern US with Central American jungles. North Carolina isn't hot and humid 12 months a year, it just has an extra long summer and then suddenly flips the switch to winter sometime in November, then back again in March, bypassing the Fall and Spring altogether.
Mary Patterson is a creative genius and Talia, Adam, and Diane are worthy of an Academy Award. . I never get tired of its a Southern Thing,,
That “owwhh, can’t never could honey” really took me back.
Don’t hear that much as an adult, I just quit saying “can’t” around 12 years old.
Granny wrong for that!! Revoke her granny card!! She threw him under the bus
She threw him HARD.
Can't do that, I'm afraid. We all know that the Rules Don't Apply to Grandma.
@@DanielCoffey67 Granny wrong and I do NOT care she getting her granny card revoked
@@DanielCoffey67Once you reach Granny status; you are always right! Don't question your elders!
Thanks for the much needed reminder to call my grandma I can’t believe I forgot a whole day
OMG you should do a performance review on the southern states
OOOO Don't tempt us!
@@ItsaSouthernThingDo it! I double dog dare ya!
@@ItsaSouthernThing do it
Woodruff Road!!! All of us in the Greenville SC area knows how hard it is to turn left on that congested road!
And all of us in Atlanta are laughing at that. 😝
Miricle Whip? Cut that card to shreads. 🤣
The only whip allowed in this house is cool whip.
I came to South Carolina in 1994 from California where I was born and bred. I've been SAVED! 😊
He must've known folks would go crazy over that gross Miracle Whip! 😂
I'm as southerner and love Miracle Whip, won't eat anything else
Plus Miracle Whip makes the best cakes-much better than butter or Crisco.
@@lorannamoody7011 Miracle Whip is just nasty in anything it's in. 🤪🤭
@@shadowkissed2370 oh don’t knock it til you try it. I guarantee you that a salad dressing cake is the best. 🎂
Miracle whip is a life saver for people who don’t like Eggs lol I love miracle whip cause you can’t taste the eggs as much
I live in Greenville. Thanks yall for the shout out for Woodruff Road.
4:22 The fact that Adam actually does this in real life makes it funnier
THE MIRACLE WHIP INCIDENT!
the way I screamed!!! 😂😂
Such a good skit
Bless his heart. Ain’t he precious
You have to see your mama and you have to send thank you notes!
It's what the people need!
Always saw my mother but have never sent a thank you note in my life
It's been a long time since I've seen "It's A Southern Thing". I sho done missed you guys.
😂😂😂😂😂 This Texan approves this message
Everyone in these videos are such great actors/ actresses.
I live here in Western Kentucky, and bo I tell ya what. I sure hope I don't have to face this young lady over my southern card🤣
Miracle Whip!?! Put that card in the shredder -- and let HIM follow it.
Hahaha ... There have been so many times I decided NOT to buy a sandwich at a deli section of a C-store when I discovered that all they had was Miracle Whip. And there was the time I couldn't make tunafish salad because .. you guessed it, no Mayo, just that imitation stuff.
@@mikemesser4326 The only reason they have that stuff on the shelf is because damned-Yankees buy it when they visit. It would be unneighborly not to have it available. But REAL Southerners won’t touch the stuff.
The only whip allowed in this house is cool whip.
I love Miracle Whip, won't change, my mother and father loved it too, we are all sotherners
@@adamperkins2011 Heretics!!! Next you’ll be telling us that you like sweet corn bread! Or, heresy of heresy, don’t like banana pudding. 😂
I love grandma!
Cain’t never could honey!
This made my day!
Thank y'all from Texas
"That was one time, and you never let me live it down." I love how he's decidedly breaking the fourth wall while saying it. What a hoot! 🦉
20 hours? That's it? That's only one stay and chat with Granny
I'm laughing so hard. I have had a rough day so far, I needed this!!!
As someone who has recently moved back to the South, I thought this was a hoot and a half.
Oh my gosh… granny went hardcore
See now, I moved to Vermont with the express purpose of freezing again. I love so many Southern Things, but the heat and humidity are my Achilles heel.
It IS easier to warm up than cool down
TRUE
No one has revoked your southern card... Yet.
I knew that yet was coming 😂😂😂😂
Y’all are so cute with these skits! ❤️ I just love it
Shoutout to Woodruff Road! Not sure if it’s the one in Greenville, SC, being mentioned but it sure as all get-out sounds like it!
I bet Adam will never forget another thank you card in his life!
I grew up in NC and the southern card test should be given to all transplants 😂 if yall wanna come down here and clog up towns for the people whose families have been here 40 years, yall better understand how to act in the south!
40 years? How about 5 generations over 100 years?
Miracle Whip us a crime enough
Make him move to Alaska 😁😁😁
The only whip allowed in this house is cool whip.
I'm a Midwesterner and question him qualifying for a Southern Card after only a year.
Oh my! Poor Adam! I've lived in the south all my life and I might lose my southerner card with that kind of probing!
Looove the standing in the corner!
Throwback to Adam's Miracle Whip shame is hilarious
Sounds like a lot of guilt tripping.😂 bless your heart🎉
Can’t never could honey. 😂
The miracle whip lives on 😂😂😂
Hey now. If you would never turn anyone away, then why didn't I ever get a Southern Card?
**Checks Notes**
Oh that's right, I lived in Missouri. You all have a great do now.
Speaking of manners, I sneezed when I started watching this video.
So great! This was wonderful! Back in top form!
That was hilarious. Keep it up!
Sorry, I am southern born and raised, but I do agree with Adam. I love Miracle Whip as much as I love Duke’s. Just depends on what flavour I want. Sometimes I just need that tanginess!
WHEW!!! I thank you for your comment. I just knew that there had to be at least ONE other true soul out here. As a born and bred South Carolinian, I have ALWAYS loved Miracle Whip, and (Dare I say it?) despise mayonaise, especially Dukes. I will pass on a sandwich if I know that it has mayonaise on it.
Miracle Whip is great, I hate Dukes
That’s a bit of misinformation that should be shut down as soon as possible
I admit to throwing some in my pasta and potato salads because vinegar or pickle juice is too acidic for my tastes.
I'm Southern born and bred, but my mama was from Indiana. I never knew about the Southern hate for Miracle Whip until I was in middle school because we never had anything else in the house, thanks to her influence
OMG, I lived in Vermont for 8 years..... LONG 8 YEARS!!!!!! It is cold! Most Southerners don't even know how to say Vermont much less think about it. Hahaha
Charmaine 💜
He turned down gift wrapping and cookies??? Is this man a monster???
I better go call my mama!
This was the adult equivalent of a parent teacher conference, haha
We need more bloopers, please!!!
First for once and this was a great video ngl watching him get scared he was gonna get sent back with his parents was hilarious
My parents were from NY and there is NO WAY I could have gotten away with out a "Thank you" card for a gift!!!
Bless your heart, Adam. You tried.
As a person whom has lived in Florida for nearly 20 years I can guarantee that everything is 100% accurate, except the peach cobbler as I prefer to bring in apple pie
Apples are yankee grown, mostly
What got me is when he said “ I CAN GET SEC EVERY MASCOT TATTOOED ON MY CHEST.” I just got my first tattoo of the outline of Kentucky in black with a royal blue heart where I’m from HARLAN COUNTY KENTUCKY but I moved to COLUMBUS INDIANA in 94
I have a Miata and I get it. It’s a small car and I get ignored a lot. I especially have to remember where I parked at Walmart because it’s good at hiding.
Talia and her actor friend are amazing!!!
The ending was a hoot!
How dare he it is every southern son’s duty to set up every electronic doohickey that goes into his mother’s home 😢😊
I love Talia and Adam!
Bless his heart!
I love the saying knee high to a grasshopper. It makes me laugh imagining it 😂😂❤❤
Oh no! I’m guilty as heck! Moving from Illinois to Tennessee!!! Thanks for the tutorial! Banana pudding…that’s easy. Sweet tea 🫖? I dunno 🤷♀️
4:22 Yes, a touch of dramatic irony, great video!
The 4th wall break. 😂😂😂
As a Southerner, I was all, "Just stop, life happens" until the mention of m*ricle whip happened. Revoke that card!
Great video! Love the script, Mary Patterson!
Meanwhile, Midwesterners: "Hold on, Miracle Whip is the ONLY 'Real Mayo'"
No
Does not say it's mayo
I would move back to Vermont in a heartbeat!
Why has nobody asked for the link for that possum poster in the background?!? I need it y'all.
Love these!!
Would my midwestern farmer two finger driving wave be sufficient for a southerner card plus I do dislike Auburn if that helps?
Yep...you're good.
Raising and lowering your head is sufficient in my southern opinion!
@@jsb4850 I found out a southern nod is not sufficient acknowledgment if you go north like Missouri.
Yes, as a native Alabama, I have used it numerous times. It is acceptable. God bless you 😊
The fact that you dislike a team not a threat to alabama thats weak let alone the Cow College of Alabama.... you suck
Someone needs "A Southern Belle Primer"
One of your best-- and so true! 😂
Lol! I've been living in Florida for 24 years!
This was hilarious!
I love these three actors so much. What happened to everyone else though?
Ha ha ha! I love it! Thanks y'all!
She's perfect!!!
My husband doesn't even shop for presents much less wrap them and he's more southern than I am. I was born in the south but pretty much all my southern family moved up north as soon as they could find a way out. His people not only stayed but have a street named after them and only they live on it. They are legends in that area of their state for being backwoods crazy but if I offer to make and bring food to a family when I hear they've lost a loved one, my hubby thinks I'm crazy. Maybe it's because we live in the North-east but still it's the thought that counts right? Just goes to show you can't always tell who has a southern card after all. 🤣😆😆
So, it’s a “treat yo meemaw right” scam. Sounds about right.
This Tennessan approves of this video. Y'all always brighten my day.
This had me laughing so hard!! 🤣
Bless her heart 😂
Love the twist ending
Granny! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
That was hilarious!!!
Evil, ladies. Brilliant, but still evil. I salute you.😂