3:41 " I'm more interested in why you bought... this... " ' What is this? ' *turns magazine, showing the title to Hammond* ' HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- '
2:44 "I don't like having a dirty carc, and I actually love washing my carc." "Anyone who washes their carc either has a small mind, has a small carc or an unhappy marriage." "I turn it into a family occasion." *Looks at him in shock* "My eldest daughter's five. She loves cleaning the carc. W-We share it." "YOU'RE REVOLTING!" "Uhh now anyway-"
3:41 jeremy: im more intrested why you bought this? Richard: what is it? Jeremy: *shows cover* Richard: ... ... HA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A
Just want you to know man, these YTP's always make me laugh my ass off bro. Was crying of laughter like crazy the first time I discovered one of your older videos hahaha
Jeremy: i'm more interested in why you bought this... Hammond: what is *this?* Jeremy: *turns magazine towards hammond* Hammond: *Laughs so hard he breaks space and time* Me: that seems about right. :)
I mean what did we expect from a Toyota Hilux pick-up? After all, it survived drowning in the Severn Estuary, it was slammed into a tree, rammed through a shed, Jeremy also dropped a caravan on it, punched it about with a wrecking ball, burnt it alive, and yet with basic tools, it was still working. And even when James tethered it to a tower block in Hackney, East London for demolition, it still lived *then* with basic tools. You've gotta give Toyota credit where it's due, it really is invincible. And that's probably why the fire refused to die too. It was feeding off the Hilux's life energy.
Tonight on Low Shifters. My pal Jerry gets a rented titanic. Michael Rosen eats a hot potato. And I diy'd Isopropyl Alcohol. All foe today's episode. On Low Shifters.
*Tonight, on Slightly to the left gear, I stick my hand where it shouldn't be, Hammond Rediscovers Nazi Germany, and James launches a Jones Soda bottle at Mach 2.*
*Tonight:*
I get a hot dog,
Richard gets head,
and James has some trouble with yoghurt.
*This poop was released on my birthday.*
Richard really is lucky though.
"We start tonight with grapes".
Lol
“Why”
“I bough this: a microwave
Big smoke coming out the back of hammonds boat
ill have two number 9s a number 9 large a number 6 with extra dip a number 7 two number 45s one with cheese and a large soda
@@iceicicle3046 ooooooooohhhh
ALL YOU HAD TO DO IS FOLLOW THE DAMN RIVER!
Oh yeah baby
@@finiskov3976 lmao
3:05"I lost the battle to have 600 engines on the back for two very good reasons (gives 3 reasons)" I died of laughter
😂😂😂😂
Thank God you started uploading Top Gear YTPs again, they keep me living happy 😊
I'm unstable
Yeah I can’t watch Netflix
You're welcome
I could sit and watch these till I die I swear
They keep me living.
5:19 ah yes, tit-tea or CooC, my two favourite drinks
We all knew you liked both
wow
@Luke Sylvester end my god damn life
@@gulag3463 you end mine first
Alright where’s the gun
2:34
“OH FOR GOD’S SAKE”
“JAMES”
Had me dying 😂😂
JAMES DOES IT NEED A WASHER YES OR NO?
LETS DO THE NEWS
That's annoying!
@@LOLZLennon Shut up Jeremy.
@Josr F me too
1:52 "this is complicated" *1+2=3* lmaooo
Insert Half-Life 2 Episode 3 joke here.
Sounds like a regular segment of Top Gear for me.
3:41
" I'm more interested in why you bought... this... "
' What is this? '
*turns magazine, showing the title to Hammond*
' HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- '
That chaps face on the cover looks like Hammond ngl
fucking lmao
A microwave filled with some MuM and SaaS
what is that background music?
gaytime
2:44
"I don't like having a dirty carc, and I actually love washing my carc."
"Anyone who washes their carc either has a small mind, has a small carc or an unhappy marriage."
"I turn it into a family occasion."
*Looks at him in shock*
"My eldest daughter's five. She loves cleaning the carc. W-We share it."
"YOU'RE REVOLTING!"
"Uhh now anyway-"
“But before I hoist my sails, I drifted into some weed. *screen turns green* “
4:46
I think he said wee
Snoop dogg intenseifies
It’s wee
the screen turned yellow, so it's wee
im sure its weed mate
4:19 is probably the hardest I've laughed at something in a YTP
*s i g n s*
bbbb uuuuu
but fr i can relate
Really?
3:52 "You must kill James".
"Well it doesn't bother me, I have *infinite power* "
UNLIMITED POWAAAAAAAAAAAA
@@darthmaul5874 that's more Jeremy
1:28 the sound I make upon awakening daily
yOu'Re rEvoLTinG
THEEEEERRRREEEEE
5:55 Hammond showing his hamster signs
1:31 my boi turned into a v8
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂You are right
rotary on now rpms
Stock Golf in underground 2
Holy shit never thought I’d see a top gear ytp again! A welcomed treat for sure
A surprise to be sure but a welcome one
The lord has returned!
franku
Wait. Franku?
There is no God but Allah, Alone
@@gumtreeuk8132 - who said anything about god, a lord is also simply a land owner
The ten people who disliked are infantile pillocks
raidrion Alpha kingbeast will be the bbc
Ged Houghton yep the bbc are a huge fecking joke
CLARKSON!!!
But this is just crap
I wanted to like the comment but it's on 420 likes sorry mate
3:41
jeremy: im more intrested why you bought this?
Richard: what is it?
Jeremy: *shows cover*
Richard: ... ... HA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A
space time: noooo I've been broken.
4:01 me when i start up my air conditioner
YEAH
Yo who touched the thermostat?
1:40
“Wood” “Wuu Wuu”
"Looks like I'll get the lads for a puuuu"
"Wood you?”
0:04 Richard gets head
Richard: HELP
I totally miss that 😂
2:42 “Let’s do the news!” “Good news!” “WHAT” “The Dacia Sandero...”
GREAT!!! Now the Toyota Urban Cruiser...
4:03 I told Curtis "don't weld the suspension up", so he hasn't, he's just welded the suspension up.
😂lol got me
Hammond: don’t weld the suspension James may: yessss
Where sinking 😂
the end tho😂 THATS ANONNYING😂
At the end my ears!😅
0:12 *"We start tonight with grapes!"*
Me: *"Interesting"* 😂😂
“Why?”
4:01 *me in my first car xD
YEAHHH
What I've learned:
Jeremy is unstable
Richard loves washing his ca-ac
James has unlimited power
"THAT'S ANNOYING!"
3:46 damnit Hammonds reaction caught me off guard 🤣
ha-*ÀÆĀĄÂÆÂÀ*
*Richard_Hammond.exe has stopped working*
"Jeremy is unstable"
Honestly, you could summarize the whole show with that title
1:28 THHHEEEEEERRRREEE!!! 😂
0:26 James May makes a Karen:
,,I'm going to fit it with a Mom, and some Sass.''
4:24 My humour is so broken 🤣🤣
2:44 TOP GEAR DOG
4:58
REIGN IN BLOOOOD!!!
2:34 how I react when I see Jeremy has got himself into trouble again
I love this, now all i want is to see just Jeremy driving in his boat to the full test drive song.
"I'm going to fit it, with some Muum and suss. Brilliant" - James may
My family at a restaurant be like: 0:03
Holly Molly! Lol, what restaurant that gives the customer a head service?
On family occasions, even!
So someone gets a hotdog another gets head another one has trouble with yogurt
@@Lucario0007 yep especially the yogurt one
@@Not_honest_enough yeah there is just a mix of yogurt and… *coughs* cum *coughs* everywhere
5:05 A man of culture I see...
what’s the song?
Test drive by joji
Is this Jezzas new music video?
@@manxthehorrid3918 yep
0:32 That seems like something Jeremy would make
Just want you to know man, these YTP's always make me laugh my ass off bro. Was crying of laughter like crazy the first time I discovered one of your older videos hahaha
Jeremy: i'm more interested in why you bought this...
Hammond: what is *this?*
Jeremy: *turns magazine towards hammond*
Hammond: *Laughs so hard he breaks space and time*
Me: that seems about right. :)
Mom, i want Technical Aqua
Mom: We already have a Technical Aqua.
Technical Aqua: 5:08
1:01 ...we've proved with a number of tests on Top Gear that it's completely indestructible. *inserts clip of bombing raid*
0:02 top gear intro.EXE has stopped working 😂
"Grapes..."
*W H Y?*
4:57 song is raining blood, by slayer. I see what you did there 😂
I live for these top gear YTP’s 😂😂
Same LOL
2:25 the invincible fire
I mean what did we expect from a Toyota Hilux pick-up? After all, it survived drowning in the Severn Estuary, it was slammed into a tree, rammed through a shed, Jeremy also dropped a caravan on it, punched it about with a wrecking ball, burnt it alive, and yet with basic tools, it was still working. And even when James tethered it to a tower block in Hackney, East London for demolition, it still lived *then* with basic tools. You've gotta give Toyota credit where it's due, it really is invincible. And that's probably why the fire refused to die too. It was feeding off the Hilux's life energy.
Firebending Toyota
Oh for god sake!
4:57 SLAYERRRRR
The fact that this can out in 2020 gives me joy
JAMES DOES IT NEED A WASHER YES OR NO
ThaCHUBBmonster LETS DO NEW NEWS
2:00 perhaps a f*ck that had me dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂
4:33 big smoke 😂
"Instead of using the engine to power in on the water iam gonna fit it with a MaaM and some SaaS"
How brilliant is that?
1:35 had me dying
Same 😂
Same
This night, I'm getting a hot dog.
1:40
wood, woOwoooOoOOd
*proceeds to make sus arm gestures*
This is a really good ytp. Thank you so much for making this❤️
Ikr
honestly that toyota probably would survive being carpet bombed
This is especially good because Franku makes not one, but two appearances. Very good indeed.
My favourite part has to be that the number of engines Jeremy wanted on the back of his Toyota keeps increasing throughout the video. Genius.
Glad to see Papa Franku hasn't been forgotten.
the fire on hilux is a ytp on itself
0:13 We start tonight with grapes. *WHY?*
1:10-1:12: Its 4am and trying so hard not to laugh
Not only jeremy is unstable
EVERYBODY IS UNSTABLE
XD
“Now I’m taking the exhaust through a pipe, through the pipe, and then out the pipe
Man, I watch this every morning before my class. This made my fucking day
That hilux's bull bar reigniting over and over had me wheezing xD
oH fOr gOd SaKe!
1:29 THEEEERRRREEEEE
This is just a video version of doing that thing where you cover certain words in a book or newspaper to make the sentence stupid
1 + 2= 3
"This is complicated."
Why did I find that so viscerally funny? X-D
Joji song, Top Gear and ytp, 3 of my favorite things I don't expect that lmao
i know im so happy about it
That unlimited power bit was genius!
the bit about the news had me dying😂
“I however was about to launch into a....
BLOOD RIVER.”
*heavy metal intensifies*
4:00 Car seller, I need your fastest lambo chevy...
Yes, you're back! (Albeit 2020 is a mess, but this is 'an' good thing, welcome!)
this made my day
Same 😃
Thank you soooo much. I git bored to death but then you, the light of the saviour uploaded this. Thank you. Pls keep on posting YTP top gear. :D
This is literally what it's like to run a program in low ram
1:03 I think it could actually survive that
a YTP is just an editor having way to much fun
0:01 and I already thought my PC was doing some funky shit
2:33 gets me everytime lmao
Plis keep doing them. It is one of the few things taht makes me laugh, i'm not joking i laugh a lot.
3:13
Missed opportunity to edit roosters to sit on the tailgate
Tonight on Low Shifters.
My pal Jerry gets a rented titanic.
Michael Rosen eats a hot potato.
And I diy'd Isopropyl Alcohol.
All foe today's episode.
On Low Shifters.
*Tonight, on Slightly to the left gear, I stick my hand where it shouldn't be, Hammond Rediscovers Nazi Germany, and James launches a Jones Soda bottle at Mach 2.*
I’m glad these are coming back! Also you should make a Chasing Classic Cars ytp. It would be neat to see one!
The Joji song part made me die of laughter
“We start tonight with grapes.”
*w h y*
I bought this. A microwave
The best part is these guys would actually make an episode like this.
“I bought this, a microwave”
“I’m going to fit it with a mum and some sEs”
"[...] Firstly, as we proved with a number of tests on Top Gear, it is completely indestructable. [...]"
*Shows footage of Vietnam Napalm bombing.*
4:15 had me on the floor
history really is just a repetition of past events
With Hammond going down on James...
02:34 Even the fire on a Hilux is indestructible!
The man said choose a Toyota pick up truck because it's completely indestructible while the truck was getting demolished lol. 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 0:57