Have quoted the different characters' lines so many times over the years - Dr. Demento aired on WNOE-FM New Orleans in the 70's long before it went country, and I eventually worked at WNOE-AM. Still might have some cassette copies somewhere with my airchecks, etc. Wanted to listen to the Dr. Demento KraZiness all week long in high school! "We're takin' a shellackin' out here, Cap'n." - I still use this one every time we have a hurricane.
I have this on cassette from Dr. Demento. To this day I say ‘Ain’t I something!?” At opportune times. Especially at work! Great bit. Thank you for creating a video for it!
LOL! I remember this episode on Dr. Demento! Funny af when you add in real Star Trek footage! Even if the lips don't sync, still so funny! Thanks for this, brings back memories! 007
Man, haven't heard this since like 1983 or something. For the longest time, the "yyYYYYES, Captain Jerk" and "I'm Fine, how are you" quotes stuck with me. Nice hearing them again. X D
Holy crap. Talk about a flashback. When I was a kid I remember listening to this Star Trek spoof on my little clock radio in my bedroom at night on the Dr. Demento Show back in the mid-70's.
Thanks for puting this together. I remember when I first heard it Paramount was still working on the first Star Trek movie, and Dr. Dimento said something about how much it would cost Paramount to make a movie about this one. By the way I still say "I'm a doctor, not a script writer" when I see Dr.McCoy on Star Trek.
Nice job! I too used to listen to this on Dr. Demento. Brings back memories. Bobby Picket also did a great impression of Boris Karloff on his top 10 hit, Monster Mash ;-)
Sweet! Even if the source clips aren't great quality, the editing work is actually pretty good! As I was born only a year before this dropped, I listened to this on the Dr. Demento show when it was in syndication in the late 1980s. Still nostalgic memories galore!
I was in 10th grade in high school, living in the hinterlands of Washington state and listening to the Dr. Demento show Sunday nights on a staticky FM station broadcasting out of distant Seattle...it might have been KOL-FM. Catching this sort of stuff, when Top-40 ruled the AM band and way before FM went mainstream, was like going out of the way to watch Monty Python on PBS: You had to have a certain eclectic sense of humor to find and appreciate it which I guess most teenagers didn't have. I remember the next day in Band laughing with about the only other student in my Class-B school (average class size about 20 to 25 students) who knew who Dr. Demento was, over the "What's not there, Mr. Snot?" bits. (Another lost radio jewel of that era was the National Lampoon Comedy Hour.)
In 1975 Bobby Pickett (known for the 1962 hit song “Monster Mash”) recorded a novelty spoof on Star Trek called "Star Drek" with Peter Ferrara, which was played on Dr. Demento's radio show for many years. (In 1992 'misterdavep' added this video using two VHS VCRs, an old cassette tape recording from the Dr. Demento show, and a handful of Star Trek episodes recorded off the air.) Because the SNL Star Trek parody with John Belushi aired in 1976, "Star Drek" may be the first ST spoof ever made.
Damn, this wasn't the one I was looking for. I totally remember this one too, .but Dr Demento had another Trek spoof where they encounter a huge "space turkey" which they assume is about to attack the Enterprise and it says "I am an angel of the Lord-" right before they zap it with phasers.
I can never make out what Lt Menura says. It’s something like “ the so and sos said we took a shellacking out here.” The lyrics I looked up say, “I dunno but it looks like we took a shellacking…”, but I think that’s wrong. Any ideas?
I am still looking for the one that there is a party going on. People are getting drunk. Spock is called Smock. Scotty is Snotty. The phone lines are busy. And the operated says the phone line is woozy. Lol
I can't remember the specifics of this one but I think the "party" (actually, it's an orgy) is taking place in Engineering. Mr. Scott is actually called Lt. Limey and he speaks with a stereotypical Beatles Liverpool accent. The ship is getting more and more off course much to Kirk's bewilderment, and that seems to be an essential part of whatever plotline there is.
I think it was edited a little bit recently...the line "...need a ride, sailor" is missing when bleach-blonde in tan covertible shows up...interesting.
oh yeah. my friend had a copy of this back in early 70s? it was on an LP album with some other things as I recall. Remember it well. Blonde in a red convertile, Snott here, what's not her?
After The Monster Mash, this was dreadful, but kind of funny, in certain spots, as a big fan of STAR TREK, I was surprised just a bit of how it was put together
Transcript: Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Boobyprize. Its five year mission: to sell t-shirts, toy phasers, plastic communicators, and anything else we can think of .. to seek out new life in old plots and complications. To boldly go where everyone has gone before - Star Drek! JERK: Captain's Log, stardate 6935.2. We are in orbit around the planet Schwartz. SNOTT: Engineering to Captain Jerk! Engineering to Captain Jerk! JERK: Jerk here, what is it, Snotty? SNOTT: Captain, the warp drive mechanisms are generating excess antimatter. The pods are overloadin', now if it continues at this rate, I canna be responsible for the safety of the ship! JERK: Don't have a spaz, Snotty! SNOTT: Ach, but the whole ship's gonna blow itself to pieces, Jim! JERK: I WANT ANSWERS, MISTER! SNOTT: Well, I tried shovin' a wiener in the warp drive, but it didna do a bit of good. By the by, would ya have a wee bit of mustard up on the bridge? JERK: Mr. Schlock? SCHLOCK: No mustard, Captain. JERK: Analysis, Schlock? SCHLOCK: It would appear that Lieutenant Snott is about to eat a wiener without mustard. JERK: As always, your logic is impeccable, Mr. Schlock, however I was referring to the emergency in the ship's warp drive? SCHLOCK: I would say that the program is at too early a stage to permit solving any serious difficulties, Jim. JERK: Recommendation? SCHLOCK: Suggest you wait for further plot complication before undertaking corrective measures. JERK: Logical, Mr. Schlock, perfectly logical .. Dr. McCoy? MCCOY: I'M A DOCTOR, NOT A SCRIPTWRITER! COMPUTER: Warning, this is a plot complication .. warning, this is a plot complication .. warning, this is a plot complication .. SCHLOCK: Plot complication showing up on ship's sensors now, Captain, I’m switching to visual - JERK: What is it, Mr. Schlock? SCHLOCK: Computer data’s coming in now, Captain - it's just what we need, a colossal negative space wedgie of great power coming right at us at warp speed .. JERK: Uh, Mr. Lulu, commence evasive actions - LULU: Yessss, Captain Jerrrrrk! SCHLOCK: Evasive actions ineffective, Captain, the wedgie is turning with us and closing rapidly. Estimated time of impact approximately 16.9 seconds. 15 .. JERK: Bridge to Engineering. SCHLOCK: 14 .. 13 .. SNOTT: Snott here, Captain! SCHLOCK: 12 .. 11 .. JERK: What's not there, Snotty? SCHLOCK: 10 .. 9 .. SNOTT: I said, Snott here- SCHLOCK: 8 .. 7 .. JERK: Snotty, give me full power! Get us out of here fast! SCHLOCK: 6 .. 5 .. SNOTT: Ach, I canna do it - the toilets have backed up into the warp drive, it will take time to make repairs - SCHLOCK: 4 .. 3 .. JERK: Time? Mr. Schlock?? SCHLOCK: 2 .. 1 .. wipeout! SCHLOCK: Readings are off the scale, Captain, I have not encountered this phenomenon before - JERK: Damage report, Lieutenant Manura? MANURA: If only [unintelligible] we took a shellackin' out here! SCHLOCK: Fascinating - JERK: What is it, Mr. Schlock? SCHLOCK: The force field seems to have passed through us, and entered the surface of the planet Schwartz. Yet, tricorder readings fail to indicate any such energy from the planet. JERK: Opinion, Mr. Schlock? SCHLOCK: Insufficient data, Captain - JERK: Into the elevator, Mr. Schlock - let's beam down to the planet's surface so I can find an alien to fall in love with before the program's over - SCHLOCK: You usually do .. JERK: Ain't I somethin'? Uh, Mr. Lulu, you've got the conn - LULU: Thaank you, Captain Jerrrrrk! JERK: Elevator, transporter room. ELEVATOR: I'm fine, how are you? JERK: Elevator, I said transporter room! ELEVATOR: I'm fine, how are you? JERK: Oh, forget it - Elevator to Engineering, beam us down from here, Snotty - SNOTT: Aye aye, Captain, you’re locked on coordinates now! JERK: Energize, Mr. Snott - SCHLOCK: Remarkable - there is no record of any such civilization as this on the planet Schwartz - JERK: Look, Schlock, here comes a car .. feast your Vulcan squinties on that driver! SCHLOCK: Far out, Captain Jerk - GIRL: Mmmm, want a lift, sailor? JERK: As a matter of fact, I do. I'll say goodbye here, Mr. Schlock - now you’ll have what you always wanted: command of the Boobyprize! SCHLOCK: And you’ll have what you always wanted - JERK: What's that, Mr. Schlock? SCHLOCK: A bleach blonde in red convertible on planet Schwartz. JERK: Ain't I somethin'? Well, say bye-bye to Starfleet Command for me, and I’ll see you on “Hollywood Squares”! SCHLOCK: Bye-bye, Jim .. [Car drives off] SCHLOCK: I thought he’d never go. SCHLOCK: Schlock to Boobyprize - SNOTT: Snott here, Mr. Schlock! SCHLOCK: What's not there, Lieutenant Snott? SNOTT: I said, Snott here, Mr. Schlock! SCHLOCK: That's *Captain* Schlock. SNOTT: Aye? SCHLOCK: Make it one to beam up!
Have quoted the different characters' lines so many times over the years - Dr. Demento aired on WNOE-FM New Orleans in the 70's long before it went country, and I eventually worked at WNOE-AM. Still might have some cassette copies somewhere with my airchecks, etc. Wanted to listen to the Dr. Demento KraZiness all week long in high school! "We're takin' a shellackin' out here, Cap'n." - I still use this one every time we have a hurricane.
I have this on cassette from Dr. Demento. To this day I say ‘Ain’t I something!?” At opportune times. Especially at work! Great bit. Thank you for creating a video for it!
To this day, I always say "Yeesss Captain Jeerrrk."
3:18 A schwartz joke BEFORE spaceballs!? amazing!
spaceballs was 1986 bro
That has lived rent free in my brain since the 1970s.
LOL!
I remember this episode on Dr. Demento!
Funny af when you add in real Star Trek footage!
Even if the lips don't sync, still so funny!
Thanks for this, brings back memories!
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Man, haven't heard this since like 1983 or something. For the longest time, the "yyYYYYES, Captain Jerk" and "I'm Fine, how are you" quotes stuck with me. Nice hearing them again. X D
Holy crap. Talk about a flashback. When I was a kid I remember listening to this Star Trek spoof on my little clock radio in my bedroom at night on the Dr. Demento Show back in the mid-70's.
Thanks for puting this together. I remember when I first heard it Paramount was still working on the first Star Trek movie, and Dr. Dimento said something about how much it would cost Paramount to make a movie about this one. By the way I still say "I'm a doctor, not a script writer" when I see Dr.McCoy on Star Trek.
Not bad editing job.
I remember this from Demento. Nice to see it 'acted' out.
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Yes.....Captain JERK !
Great memories of this !
Thanx for bringing back the Dr . Demento days. I've got tons on cassette but haven't ventured there lately.
I still have the Rhino LP that included this wonder. Classic!
"Captain Jerk"
"Lieutenant Snot"
"Mr. Schlock"
"Mr. Lulu"
"Lieutenant Manura"
Brilliant! Your hard work shows!
used to hide under the covers with my walkman listening to this on doctor d, thank you so much for sharing... nice video sync too :)
I just found the cassette I used to tape this off the radio forty years ago. First time I saw this video attached to it-pretty cool.
I heard the audio for this on the Dr. Demento show in the 90s. I thought I would never hear it again!
Excellent, well done matching the clips to the sound track.
An old friend introduced me to Dr. Dimento in the early 80's. He had it on reel to reel.
Nice job! I too used to listen to this on Dr. Demento. Brings back memories. Bobby Picket also did a great impression of Boris Karloff on his top 10 hit, Monster Mash ;-)
I just watched a TH-cam video that just showed the 45 record spinning on a turntable. This is even better.
Thank you! "Star Drek" just popped into my head after laying dormant for what? 40+ years? Really appreciate you uploading this! 😀
Before Dr. Demento, there was Dial-a-Joke and that's where I first heard this! That was about 1970.
I remember hearing this on dr d back in the 70’s.
I still use “negative space time wedgie” and other things from this in conversation. It’s brilliant.
This is so much better than just merely listening to it on Dr Demento! The stopwatch scene had me dying!
"2 VHS VCRs and an old cassette tape" you just described my teen years lol
Me too except you left out hand lotion, a playboy from 1983, and a box of tissues.
I've been looking for this one for a long time.
Doctor Demento play this. Loved.
oh I love that you put vid clips to it! it's perfect haha Dr Demento was place to be on Sunday nights
Sweet! Even if the source clips aren't great quality, the editing work is actually pretty good! As I was born only a year before this dropped, I listened to this on the Dr. Demento show when it was in syndication in the late 1980s. Still nostalgic memories galore!
The first time I heard this was on Frank Heller's Madman Matinee on WBAi in New York from 1975.
I was in 10th grade in high school, living in the hinterlands of Washington state and listening to the Dr. Demento show Sunday nights on a staticky FM station broadcasting out of distant Seattle...it might have been KOL-FM. Catching this sort of stuff, when Top-40 ruled the AM band and way before FM went mainstream, was like going out of the way to watch Monty Python on PBS: You had to have a certain eclectic sense of humor to find and appreciate it which I guess most teenagers didn't have. I remember the next day in Band laughing with about the only other student in my Class-B school (average class size about 20 to 25 students) who knew who Dr. Demento was, over the "What's not there, Mr. Snot?" bits. (Another lost radio jewel of that era was the National Lampoon Comedy Hour.)
It was on Sundays on KISW FM 100. That's probably what you were listening to.
@@kevinwilson9589 You're probably right! Thanks!
In 1975 Bobby Pickett (known for the 1962 hit song “Monster Mash”) recorded a novelty spoof on Star Trek called "Star Drek" with Peter Ferrara, which was played on Dr. Demento's radio show for many years. (In 1992 'misterdavep' added this video using two VHS VCRs, an old cassette tape recording from the Dr. Demento show, and a handful of Star Trek episodes recorded off the air.) Because the SNL Star Trek parody with John Belushi aired in 1976, "Star Drek" may be the first ST spoof ever made.
Did anyone else catch the fact that Uhura's last name is Manura?
Damn, this wasn't the one I was looking for. I totally remember this one too, .but Dr Demento had another Trek spoof where they encounter a huge "space turkey" which they assume is about to attack the Enterprise and it says "I am an angel of the Lord-" right before they zap it with phasers.
I can never make out what Lt Menura says. It’s something like “ the so and sos said we took a shellacking out here.” The lyrics I looked up say, “I dunno but it looks like we took a shellacking…”, but I think that’s wrong. Any ideas?
I remember this from Dr. Demento in the 1970's.
I am still looking for the one that there is a party going on. People are getting drunk. Spock is called Smock. Scotty is Snotty. The phone lines are busy. And the operated says the phone line is woozy.
Lol
I can't remember the specifics of this one but I think the "party" (actually, it's an orgy) is taking place in Engineering. Mr. Scott is actually called Lt. Limey and he speaks with a stereotypical Beatles Liverpool accent. The ship is getting more and more off course much to Kirk's bewilderment, and that seems to be an essential part of whatever plotline there is.
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I think it was edited a little bit recently...the line "...need a ride, sailor" is missing when bleach-blonde in tan covertible shows up...interesting.
Good work!
Snot here, Captain Jerk
What's not there, Snotty? LOL
This is actually pretty good.
“Planet Schwartz”? Merchandising! 🤑
This whole thing was hilAAAAAARIOUS lmaoarofl !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me too. I also always say " Yeeess Captain Jeerrk".
Love it!
This is basically an abridged parody before they were a thing
4:08: you can always tell tourists...
Any idea what Lt. Manura is saying? Something like "all of our gear is crapping out here"?
From the lyrics:
JERK: Damage report! Lieutenant Manura?
MANURA: I dunno, but I say we took a shellackin' out here!
oh yeah. my friend had a copy of this back in early 70s? it was on an LP album with some other things as I recall. Remember it well. Blonde in a red convertile, Snott here, what's not her?
Captain Jerk, Snotty, Mr. Schlock and Lt. Manura.
After The Monster Mash, this was dreadful, but kind of funny, in certain spots, as a big fan of STAR TREK, I was surprised just a bit of how it was put together
The keyboard sounds. Kentucky Fried Chicken the movie nod? :D
What happened to the original upload? This videos pretty new
This reminds me of Spaceballs.
To Boldy Go into a Warped Mind
Dang, Schlock can move!
"To boldly go where everyone has gone before!" It's just like what's happening now. 👽
which star trek episodes were used? also fun fact this was recorded by the same guy who did monster mash
lol!
Heyt this is great anyway u could redo it with digitally remastered version of star trek because it would look and sound better with todays tech
I'm pretty sure Captain Kirk never said "Well, ain't I something!"
But he should have.
"Where everyone's gone before"... must be referring to my ex
Trekkies- wrong-trekkers- right!😅
Transcript:
Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Boobyprize. Its five year mission: to sell t-shirts, toy phasers, plastic communicators, and anything else we can think of .. to seek out new life in old plots and complications. To boldly go where everyone has gone before -
Star Drek!
JERK: Captain's Log, stardate 6935.2. We are in orbit around the planet Schwartz.
SNOTT: Engineering to Captain Jerk! Engineering to Captain Jerk!
JERK: Jerk here, what is it, Snotty?
SNOTT: Captain, the warp drive mechanisms are generating excess antimatter. The pods are overloadin', now if it continues at this rate, I canna be responsible for the safety of the ship!
JERK: Don't have a spaz, Snotty!
SNOTT: Ach, but the whole ship's gonna blow itself to pieces, Jim!
JERK: I WANT ANSWERS, MISTER!
SNOTT: Well, I tried shovin' a wiener in the warp drive, but it didna do a bit of good. By the by, would ya have a wee bit of mustard up on the bridge?
JERK: Mr. Schlock?
SCHLOCK: No mustard, Captain.
JERK: Analysis, Schlock?
SCHLOCK: It would appear that Lieutenant Snott is about to eat a wiener without mustard.
JERK: As always, your logic is impeccable, Mr. Schlock, however I was referring to the emergency in the ship's warp drive?
SCHLOCK: I would say that the program is at too early a stage to permit solving any serious difficulties, Jim.
JERK: Recommendation?
SCHLOCK: Suggest you wait for further plot complication before undertaking corrective measures.
JERK: Logical, Mr. Schlock, perfectly logical .. Dr. McCoy?
MCCOY: I'M A DOCTOR, NOT A SCRIPTWRITER!
COMPUTER: Warning, this is a plot complication .. warning, this is a plot complication .. warning, this is a plot complication ..
SCHLOCK: Plot complication showing up on ship's sensors now, Captain, I’m switching to visual -
JERK: What is it, Mr. Schlock?
SCHLOCK: Computer data’s coming in now, Captain - it's just what we need, a colossal negative space wedgie of great power coming right at us at warp speed ..
JERK: Uh, Mr. Lulu, commence evasive actions -
LULU: Yessss, Captain Jerrrrrk!
SCHLOCK: Evasive actions ineffective, Captain, the wedgie is turning with us and closing rapidly. Estimated time of impact approximately 16.9 seconds. 15 ..
JERK: Bridge to Engineering.
SCHLOCK: 14 .. 13 ..
SNOTT: Snott here, Captain!
SCHLOCK: 12 .. 11 ..
JERK: What's not there, Snotty?
SCHLOCK: 10 .. 9 ..
SNOTT: I said, Snott here-
SCHLOCK: 8 .. 7 ..
JERK: Snotty, give me full power! Get us out of here fast!
SCHLOCK: 6 .. 5 ..
SNOTT: Ach, I canna do it - the toilets have backed up into the warp drive, it will take time to make repairs -
SCHLOCK: 4 .. 3 ..
JERK: Time? Mr. Schlock??
SCHLOCK: 2 .. 1 .. wipeout!
SCHLOCK: Readings are off the scale, Captain, I have not encountered this phenomenon before -
JERK: Damage report, Lieutenant Manura?
MANURA: If only [unintelligible] we took a shellackin' out here!
SCHLOCK: Fascinating -
JERK: What is it, Mr. Schlock?
SCHLOCK: The force field seems to have passed through us, and entered the surface of the planet Schwartz. Yet, tricorder readings fail to indicate any such energy from the planet.
JERK: Opinion, Mr. Schlock?
SCHLOCK: Insufficient data, Captain -
JERK: Into the elevator, Mr. Schlock - let's beam down to the planet's surface so I can find an alien to fall in love with before the program's over -
SCHLOCK: You usually do ..
JERK: Ain't I somethin'? Uh, Mr. Lulu, you've got the conn -
LULU: Thaank you, Captain Jerrrrrk!
JERK: Elevator, transporter room.
ELEVATOR: I'm fine, how are you?
JERK: Elevator, I said transporter room!
ELEVATOR: I'm fine, how are you?
JERK: Oh, forget it - Elevator to Engineering, beam us down from here, Snotty -
SNOTT: Aye aye, Captain, you’re locked on coordinates now!
JERK: Energize, Mr. Snott -
SCHLOCK: Remarkable - there is no record of any such civilization as this on the planet Schwartz -
JERK: Look, Schlock, here comes a car .. feast your Vulcan squinties on that driver!
SCHLOCK: Far out, Captain Jerk -
GIRL: Mmmm, want a lift, sailor?
JERK: As a matter of fact, I do. I'll say goodbye here, Mr. Schlock - now you’ll have what you always wanted: command of the Boobyprize!
SCHLOCK: And you’ll have what you always wanted -
JERK: What's that, Mr. Schlock?
SCHLOCK: A bleach blonde in red convertible on planet Schwartz.
JERK: Ain't I somethin'? Well, say bye-bye to Starfleet Command for me, and I’ll see you on “Hollywood Squares”!
SCHLOCK: Bye-bye, Jim ..
[Car drives off]
SCHLOCK: I thought he’d never go.
SCHLOCK: Schlock to Boobyprize -
SNOTT: Snott here, Mr. Schlock!
SCHLOCK: What's not there, Lieutenant Snott?
SNOTT: I said, Snott here, Mr. Schlock!
SCHLOCK: That's *Captain* Schlock.
SNOTT: Aye?
SCHLOCK: Make it one to beam up!